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Iron Dragon vs. The World! (Pacific Rim/Godzilla Parody Quest)

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Edit: Wow... is that good or bad?
Vanestus threw 2 10-faced dice. Reason: Hit Loc 1 Total: 18
10 10 8 8
Vanestus threw 2 10-faced dice. Reason: Hit Loc 2 Total: 16
10 10 6 6
 
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roll me another 1d10 (You'll Shoot Your Eye Out) and we'll see.
 
The bad news: The helis missed horribly, their shots going wild. Three of the tank squadrons also have trouble, one even using up all its shells.
Tank Squadron #2 is Out of Ammo! Helis are out of Ammo!

The good news: Two of the tank squads do fire. And the results are very nasty.
8 Damage to Secondary Left Foreleg! -4 Damage! S. L. Foreleg Armor Destroyed! 4 Damage Inflicted! Minor Wound to S. L. Foreleg (3 Strikes)! -1 Hand to Hand, -1 Dexterity!
One of the squad's shots slam into Kari's second left foreleg, tearing great chunks of meat out and burning the wounds shut!
9 Damage to Eyes! 9 Damage inflicted! Major Wound to Eyes (5 Strikes)! Irritated! -6 Dexterity for 7 Rounds! Temporarily Blind for 5 Rounds! Kari is Incapacitated!
Then the second squadron's shots hit, tearing out half the monster's eyes! Kari screams in agony, before collapsing to the ground, howling and whimpering weakly.

Seeing the pain of his fellow, Unko bellows, and breaks into a charge! Demolishing anything slow enough unable to get out of the way, Unko powers forwards, leaping into the air to crash down like a meteor!
Scout Helicopter Squadron Destroyed!
Scout Helicopter Squadron Destroyed!
Tank Squadron Destroyed!
Tank Squadron Destroyed!
Unko is now 1 Unit away from your Land Forces, 1 From Kiryu and the Masers, 11 from Scouts, and 6 from Attack helis! What the Hell are you Gonna Do?!
[ ]Write-in!
 
[X] Kiryu, Fire Absolute Zero Cannon!
[X] Everything else, FIRE!
 
Here goes.

Edit:AZC roll totals 6 with the bonus.
QuantumPuppy threw 12 10-faced dice. Reason: Crunchies Total: 75
8 8 3 3 8 8 5 5 9 9 8 8 8 8 10 10 9 9 1 1 4 4 2 2
QuantumPuppy threw 2 10-faced dice. Reason: Crunchies Total: 7
5 5 2 2
QuantumPuppy threw 1 5-faced dice. Reason: AZC Total: 1
1 1
 
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Could somebody (possibly) else roll for Crunchies Hit Locks? (9x 2d10)?
 
rolling

Edit: So the results are 7, 6, 9, 13, 14, 7, 10, 7, and 4.
Vanestus threw 12 10-faced dice. Reason: Crunchies Total: 56
4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 5 5 10 10 3 3 6 6 8 8 3 3 4 4
Vanestus threw 6 10-faced dice. Reason: Crunchies Continued Total: 21
4 4 6 6 5 5 2 2 1 1 3 3
 
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Double Event- Category II Unko Defeated!
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    • Unko growls hatefully, before the fact penetrates its thick head that its surrounded by a bunch of angry military guys pointing big, scary guns at it. Unko's growl turns into a whimper. Then everything fires.
    Roll for Overtaxing: 7. Reactor is not overtaxed by this attack.

    8 Damage to Left Thigh! -6 Armor! 2 Damage inflicted! Glancing Wound to Left Thigh! 1 Strike! Wound is Cauterised!
    8 Damage to Right Thigh! -6 Armor! 2 Damage inflicted! Glancing Wound to Right Thigh! 1 Strike! Wound is Cauterised!
    5 Damage to Spine! -5 Armor! No Damage!
    9 Damage to Left Shoulder! -6 Armor! 3 Damage inflicted! Minor Wound to Left Shoulder! 3 Strikes! -1 Hand to Hand! -1 Dexterity!
    8 Damage to Neck! -0 Armor! 8 Damage inflicted! Major Wound to Neck! 5 Strikes! +5 Ongoing!
    8 Damage to Left Thigh! -6 Armor! 3 Damage inflicted! Minor Wound to Left Thigh! 3 Strikes!
    10 Damage to Torso! -6 Armor! 4 Damage Inflicted! Minor Wound to Torso! 3 Strikes! +3 Ongoing!
    9 Damage to Left Thigh! -6 Armor! 3 Damage inflicted! Minor Wound to Left Thigh! 3 Strikes!
    5 Damage to Right Ankle! -5 Armor! No Damage!

    22 Damage to Right Shoulder! -6 Armor! 16 Damage Inflicted! Frozen Solid! Left Arm is Disabled!

    The assault is devastating, culminating in Kiryu's Absolute Zero firing! When the smoke clears, Unko is a frozen, armless hunk of shell and flesh, a stream of frozen blood ozing from its neck like molasses.
    Category II, Unko Defeated!
    Unko

    Category II Kaiju (Double Event)


    Hand to Hand: 3

    Ranged: 0

    Strength: 3

    Toughness: 3

    Agility: 1

    Dexterity: 2


    Durability: 5

    Structure: 10


    Traits:

    Dumb Brute: -1 Penalty to all Rolls, unless another kaiju is within 10 Units.

    Vengeful Charge: If a kaiju is hurt within 10 units of Unko, roll 2d10 +2 for its charge. Only usable twice a battle.


    Attacks:

    Spear Fists (x2)

    Built-in Melee Weapons

    Attack Dice: 1d10-1

    Parry Dice: 1d10

    Block Dice: 1d10-2

    Grapple Bonus: -2

    Armor Penetration: 1

    Damage Type: Impact

    Damage Modifier: Strength


    Rough Horn

    Built-in Melee Weapon

    Attack Dice: 1d10-1

    Parry Dice: 1d10-1

    Block Dice: 1d10-1

    Grapple Bonus: Can't grapple

    Armor Penetration: 1

    Damage Type: Blunt

    Damage Modifier: Strength


    Armor:

    Thick Carapace

    Armor Value: 6

    Coverage: All except Eyes and Neck

    Durability: 9

    Resilience: +1 Blunt

    However, it takes a moment for everyone to realize something.
    Kari isn't whining anymore.
    Success! Kari is no longer Incapacitated!

    Shaking with great effort, the kaiju gets back up. Blood oozes down one side of her face, and one of her legs is almost torn off, but she's alive. Still.
    And she's not sticking around.
    The Category One turns around, and runs. Dashing madly away, Kari reaches the ocean, and scrambles into the surf, before swimming away as fast as she can.
    Kari is 47 Units away, and that burst of speed seems to have worn off. She's currently 10 Units from the shore, and heading out into the open ocean. What are we doing? Again, she's only a Cat I, and she is still booking it out of here.
    [ ]Write in.
     
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    • Well in that case... Roll 1d10 +5 for Rangefinders! (Sensors)

    Edit: Or don't.
     
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    Double Event- Category I Kari Escaped!
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    • Seeing how quickly the Kaiju's getting away, the remaining SH-60s are sent to use their rangefinders to try and find a firing solution. The result is, well, not promising.
    Kari has managed to get out of range of the Type 90 Tanks, and there's no time to scramble     The Nakamura for action. A couple tanks fire some shots half-heartedly, but they all fall short. This is one kaiju you haven't managed to kill.

    Category I, Kari has Escaped!

    Too bad.
     
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