Interrogator (40k)

8
I looked at myself in the mirror.

I recognized myself, but I still looked different from what I did when I woke up. Harder.

Working for an Inquisitor for six years does that for you, I suppose.

My brown hair was cut short in a common cut and I was clean shaven. A slight scar by one temple where I had hit a wall a bit harder than strictly necessary while dodging a gangers stubber fire of all the stupid things. It was small enough not to disrupt my work so I kept it as a reminder not to take any enemy lightly, so far I had been able to keep it.

My eyes looked identically pale greyish green, despite that one of them being an augmetic.

Naria did amazing work. You could even see the iris move as I shifted my focus. Of course, this kind of augmetic was only really available to the hyper-wealthy, like nobility or planetary governors.

Or members of the Inquisition, I suppose. The ones in my brain and along my spine weren't exactly common either.

I was also in the best shape of my life. Very useful for running away from things shooting at you, something I was very keen on being good at.

While a lot of what we did was investigative, there was a lot more running involved than I really liked.

Finishing washing my face, I dried myself before picking a shirt up and slipping it on, following it with an Inquisitorial long coat. Last thing….

Might as well give the best impression I could on the people that would be fighting for me and the Emperor.

I usually preferred something more civilian to blend in, but there are times you need to make an impression.

Picking up the small metal box I opened it and looked down at the Interrogator Rosette. An Inquisitor Rosette was gold and black with a black I on it. Usually.

Mine was smaller with silver on black.

Picking it from the small box, I attached it to my shirt by my throat.

Stopping by the workbench, I looked at the Vivisector combat robot. It was sitting there like any other dumb peice of metal. Not a servitor, an actual robot running on a cogitator.

No AI of course, but you could do a lot with the right scripts and decision trees.

Patting the metal on it's back, I then turned and left my quarters, heading towards the briefing room in grunt country.

I found Teres just outside, holding a dataslate in his hands. He looked up when I approached, "Tezzeret," he said with a nod, "Morning."

"Morning," I agreed, "It certainly is that."

That drew a thin smile from him and he held the dataslate out for me.

I took it and glanced down at the screen, "You found five?"

"Found five," He agreed and nodded towards the room, "Waiting inside."

I nodded, "Thank you," I said before I tapped the button and the door opened for me, allowing me to stride inside.

All five men inside went to attention when they spotted me. You might be surprised, but none of them were particularly large.

They all had the same regulation haircuts other than the guy on the far left that was shaved clean. All wearing the same identical dark darky grey fatigues.

"Are you ready to die for the Emperor?!" I asked loudly as I walked inside, making sure to put some whirl into my longcoat.

I'm allowed to be dramatic. I'm actually fairly sure it's required.

"Yes sir!"

"Well, frack that," I said and scowled at them, "And If I hear any of you talk like that, I'll shoot you myself!"

That knocked them out of their scripted responses. Not out of attention, but all of them looked somewhat confused.

"Uhm… sir?" The man on the far right asked.

Sergeant Darien Weller. Medium height and with blonde hair, a scar across his chin. Survivor of a battle against tyranid forces during a splinter fleet engagement. Got snagged up by the Inquisition after he managed to survive the rest of his battalion getting eaten. Cadian.

The leader of the group, or would be at least.

"Dying for the Emperor is easy," I said as I met each of their eyes, stopping a couple of meters short from them, "Inquisitor Aurelius and myself have something much more important and difficult in mind for you. You are to live for the Emperor, your lives aren't yours to throw away. Everytime you survive, is one time your life can be spent on a much more important matter later. If I see any of you dying heroically, you better pray that the Emperor does indeed protect, because when I finally get to find you by the Golden Throne, you will bloody well need it. Do you understand me?"

"Yes, sir!"

"Excellent," I said and crossed my arms, looking across them.

Peadar Burgstaller was the second from the right. A thin man, with short black hair, formerly of the Hikator PDF, he had gotten involved in an Inquisitorial purge and provided the Inquisitor with local support as a guide. At the end he had been offered a job. The next mission, there was a teleporter malfunction and most of his team ended up in a wall. He didn't and managed to survive.

In the middle was Linus Arnesen. A thick built man, slightly balding and his short hair was slightly greying. A former member of the Valhallan 56th rifles, demolition specialist. He was recruited into the Inquisition after he was saved from a Drukhari slave barge on it's way to orbit. Space Wolves had teleported onboard and purged the vessel. One lucky bastard.

Zhivko Shelby was second to last. A short thin man, with short black hair. He looked like he was constantly trying not to fidget. He was a former member of the Jeloki 67th artillery as a radio operator. His entire battery ended up recruited into the Inquisition after they saw something they shouldn't. The notes didn't say what it was, only that it was above my clearance level. Apparently the choice they got was join the Inquisition or Servitor. A few picked servitor.

The last man was the only one that looked calm. Too calm. Callan Gupta was a man of medium build and a shaved head, his eyes grey and flat. He reminded me of a shark. A sniper from the 89th Cadian rifles, he had been recruited after he went awol and hunted an enemy combatant through a jungle for three weeks. He had been given the choice of Inquisition or execution for desertion.

I slowly nodded, "You'll work," I finally said, "grab your kits and anything else you think you might need from the quartermaster. Get ready, we're leaving in five days."

Then I turned and walked out.
 
Wait, wait What would even be above tezzert's clearance level? the inquisitor already knows you know a bunch of stuff you shouldn't and they shouldn't?
 
Wait, wait What would even be above tezzert's clearance level? the inquisitor already knows you know a bunch of stuff you shouldn't and they shouldn't?
Just because they know he knows stuff that he shouldn't, does not mean the Inquisitor is going to actually find out all the specifics. Some knowledge after all is rather dangerous to admit anyone knows, so learning someone knows it is signing you and theirs death warrants. Then there's the knowledge that just knowing it exists carries an extremely high clearance level. So you can't exactly ask someone who doesn't qualify for that clearance level how much they know about something when asking that question in the first place breaches security.

This is only the first two examples that jumped out to me as sane measures. I'm absolutely certain there are a lot more sane and reasonable ones, and when you factor in that this is WH40k and the 'Reality is stranger than Fiction' trope being accurate? Well, the insane and unreasonable measures are even more.
 
9
The quarters assigned to us aboard the Rising Profit were comfortable. We were pretending to be somewhat well-off merchants after all.

Merchant representative with his entourage and bodyguards. It was a disguise we have done several times in the past with Aurelius, but then he had been the one playing merchant.

Now it was my job.

Scooping some water up, I splashed it across my face before reaching to the towel and drying off before looking at myself in the mirror.

I was dressed… expensively. Silk shirt, silk robe, heavy golden rings and a heavy necklace. The scar that used to be on my temple is now gone, having been smoothed out and removed. It didn't fit the image this time.

The ship thrummed softly, barely audible at all as it forced its way through The Immaterium. I knew how it worked, the gellar field generators keeping the field up, forcing a bubble of 'reality' around us. Outside the field was a infinite amount of demons and warp entities wanting nothing more than to rape us to death and wear us as flesh suits. Maybe even in that order.

But the blessing of the Omnissiah and the Light of The Emperor guided us through the Warp. Kept us safe.

I took a second to put my hand against the bulkhead, whispering the catechism of smooth operation. I might not be a tech-priest, but the machine-spirits seemed to like me so far. Besides, it wouldn't hurt to be nice to the thing keeping infinite demons from skull fucking me for eternity.

Machine-Spirits may or may not be a real thing, but I have seen things that definitely leaned towards the yes side, so better be safe than sorry.

Faith was a shield after all.

Pulling my hand away, I walked into the common room to see Dorian sitting by a regicide board. He moved a piece and then turned the board around, studying it before moving a piece from the other side before turning it again.

"Isn't that boring?" I asked as I walked to sit down across from the psyker.

"Not anymore than playing against a blunt," he said plainly but he reset the board anyway and turned it around, giving me the first play.

"I do have some anti-psyker training," I told him and moved my first piece.

Dorian sighed, "Yes, but you are not a very good player," he answered and moved a piece in turn.

"Well," I agreed and moved my own, "I haven't had that much practice. We're six weeks from our destination, so I suspect we'll have plenty of time to practice."

"Hmm."

We kept playing for a while. No question about it, he was way better at it than I was. By our third game, he had won every single one of them. He had to work for it a couple of times, but he won in the end.

"Any ideas what's waiting for us?" I asked him as he reset the board again, turning it around before moving first.

Dorian looked at me for a long moment before he shook his head, "Precognition is unfortunately a power I am not capable of. Especially not at that distance or time interval."

"Perhaps not, but most have at least some feeling about their own destiny," I said and moved a piece, "Any feelings of dread about this mission?"

Dorian snorted and moved a piece of his own, "I have feelings of dread about every mission. It has nothing to do with my abilities. If you wanted a psyker with precognitive skills, you should have selected somebody that had them, no matter how creepy you find them."

"Stay out of my head," I said idly, moving a piece.

"Then stop thinking so loudly," he answered and countered.

I moved my next piece.

"Yes," Dorian said, "I will help you practice your defenses. They are better than most blunts, I admit, but you need them to be stronger if you are to be an Interrogator. And learn not to think so loudly."

"Thank you," I said and waited for him to make his next move, "Would you like a drink?"

"I don't drink. You do not want a drunk psyker," Dorian answered and made his move, "That is a bad idea in general. Especially in The Immaterium."

"...Fair point," I agreed, "But I was thinking more along the lines of tea."

"No thank you."

I nodded and reached up to touch a button on the wall. It only took a minute before a servitor trundled inside.

"Tea, hot, Black. Earl Grey if you have it," I said, "And some sandwiches. A carafe of water."

The gilded servitor trundled back out.

After years, they no longer creeped me out quite as much as they used to, but still. In a way, servitors were a symptom of everything that went wrong with the future. Gone were the gleaming spires of the bright future with mechanical servants. Now the spires were darkened and the servants twisted and made from people.

I turned back to find Dorian watching me intently.

"My mind is a strange and dangerous place," I told him quietly, "be careful where you walk, Dorian. You may not like what you find in there."

"Yes Interrogator," he said quietly with a small frown, looking down at the regicide board before he glanced at me again after a long moment, "What was that image?"

I sighed as the servitor returned with the meal and the water. I put it on the table, pouring Dorina a glass of water and slid it over to him before pouring myself a cup of tea. Not earl grey of course, I have yet to find it. But it was at least black and did smell somewhat of tea,

"That," I said, "Was what the future might have been. Before the Darkness. Before the corruption. That is why I do what I do. Because what might have been, might still be."

Dorian slowly nodded, "I see," he said quietly before moving a piece on the board.

He won that game too.
 
Praise to the Geller Field generator, because fuck doing this Warp travel shit without it.
Other way around. This warp travel shit will fuck you without it.

"Thank you," I said and waited for him to make his next move, "Would you like a drink?"

"I don't drink. You do not want a drunk psyker," Dorian answered and made his move, "That is a bad idea in general. Especially in The Immaterium."

"...Fair point," I agreed, "But I was thinking more along the lines of tea."

"No thank you."
It might not be quite as bad as a drunk one, but I would not like to see an over-caffeinated psyker either.
 
10
In my six years in Aurelus' service I have learned a multitude of skills. Shooting, technology, hand to hand combat, protocols, diplomacy, speeder piloting, investigative techniques and a myriad of other skills.

Out of everything I had learned, all the experience I had gathered, there was one above everything else that had helped keep me alive this long.

Something completely critical to the survival of somebody in my profession.

I breathed heavily as I slowed down my run, sweat staining my light shirt as I pulled a water bottle from the side of my pack.

The ability to run the fuck away from things shooting at you was more important than anything else and it was something I have been practicing anytime I possibly had the time.

Sergeant Darien Weller came to a halt next to me, breathing heavily, carrying a lasgun and a pack as heavy as mine.

I offered him the bottle of water as the rest of the small squad caught up with us.

He took it and had a drink before looking back, "Two minute break," he ordered before he turned back to me, "You do this every day, sir?"

"Yep," I agreed, "Well, every day when I can possibly squeeze it in between everything else," I said and smiled, "It's good for your health."

"I see, sir."

After all, getting shot is very bad for your health.

I'd never be able to outfight most things in close quarters combat even if I had regularly been carrying something like a chainsword. Which I didn't because what's the point?

The great majority of the time if I needed one, I'd be dead anyway and the rest of the time it'd just slow me down. Much better to make use of something humans was rather good at instead and just stay the fuck away from whatever wanted to eat my face today.

Not always possible which is why I still practiced with one, but most of the time not getting in that situation in the first place was a much better idea.

"So, you guys have anything you need?" I asked and adjusted the straps of my heavy backpack, pulling it a bit closer, "We might be able to find some once we arrive if there is anything you didn't pick up on the Edge of Fury."

"We're good, sir," Darien said with a nod and then looked at the rest, "That's two minutes! On your feet!"

"No rest for the wicked," I said with a smile, "Which means that we get very little as well. It's just another ten kilometers, then we're good with this for today. Sergeant, how are you with a chainsword?"


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"Thank you," I said and took the glass as the little combat robot handed it over to me before taking two steps back and going into passive mode.

It wasn't really any smarter than anything back from Old Terra. Okay, that's unfair, it's cogitator was faster than anything regularly accessible and it's technology a lot more advanced, but it didn't have any sort of AI.

Just a bunch of basic neural networks and scripts. In combat or anything like that, it'd need constant supervision and herding to make it do the right thing unless you just set it to a course and told it to kill anything in its path.

I'll likely just leave it on the shuttle this time around. Need more practice before bringing it out on a mission.

Sending it a command to return to its charging dock, I sipped my glass of water before walking to look at the bookshelf.

"It works well."

"Your control has improved," Naria said, her spider like legs clicking slightly against the metal floor as she shifted her position, "But you require additional practice."

I nodded in agreement, "Yep. You have a report for me on the status of the Mechanicus holdings on Saigel Prime?"

Naria slipped a dataslate out from somewhere in her robes and put it on a table, "Would you like a verbal report?" she then asked.

"Yes please. Just the highlights."

She nodded, "The Mechanicus has a limited presence on Saigel Prime. Outside Imperial enclaves, the local population has nothing more than primitive steam devices."

"And the enclaves?"

"Seven across the planet. Total population of just under eight million. Total planetary population, three point five billion."

I frowned, that didn't match the data I had, it should have been a third of that. Then again, that information was quite old...

"That's quite a lot for a semi-feral world," I commented and rubbed my chin before I turned to her, "What do you think may have happened?"

"Insufficient data."

Figures.

"Nothing that comes to mind?" I asked, "No secret Mechanicus experiment that caused the local star to go supernova?"

"Insufficient data," Naria answered, "However, if there would have been such an artifact there, I would be unlikely to know about it or have access to that data."

Fair point.

I nodded, "Okay. Well, all we can do is to prepare our best for whatever is happening. I'm just worried that the lack of communication means Tyranids."

She seemed to consider that for a moment, "It is a possibility," she admitted, "But no splinter fleets of sufficient size to cause a Shadow in The Warp effect has been observed in the sector."

"That just means nobody has survived to tell anybody about them," I sighed, "Well, if it's a full on 'nid invasion, we're just turning around and going back where we came from as there would be nothing we could do anyway."
 
That just means nobody has survived to tell anybody about them,"

Ah yes, as AGP went into, Astropaths are lovely for their ability to broadcast important messages like "shit, Tyrannids." Or "I feel the warp overtaking me, it is a good pain." Moments before a planet goes dark. Really helps keep the mystery out of things.

On this note necrons are absolutely on the Table.
 
Ah yes, as AGP went into, Astropaths are lovely for their ability to broadcast important messages like "shit, Tyrannids." Or "I feel the warp overtaking me, it is a good pain." Moments before a planet goes dark. Really helps keep the mystery out of things.

On this note necrons are absolutely on the Table.
Can I make a bet?

Tau and Tyranids.
 
I don't really have any idea, but I'll take that bet, but will go Necrons, and Eldar.
And to double down, the Eldar will be doing something they really should know better than to fuck with.
When in doubt, blame the Eldar
I'm betting Tau and Tyranids because at the start of the story before the flashback he was hiding with a Kroot while being chased by Tyranids.
 
11
I considered the regicide board and then moved a piece.

Dorian watched for a moment before taking one of my pieces.

Hmm.

"Everything ready with the shuttle?" I asked, looking over at Kim where she was sitting by the other table, a glass of amasec in her hand, her legs crossed and feet on the table.

"Ready to go," she agreed and sipped her drink, "Most of our gear is stowed already in case we need to make a hasty egress."

"Let's hope not," I said and moved my next piece, "Because that'd mean this ship is likely in trouble and a little shuttle would have a very bad time."

She shrugged, "It'd be fine."

Kim had been a navy pilot once. Not entirely sure where Aurelius picked her up, but she had a lightning pilot and showed the kind of arrogance common in her breed.

"Better be," I said, looking at her, "Because assuming the currents of the Warp behaves and doesn't spit us out a thousand years in the past, we should arrive tomorrow."

"Who knows with the Warp," she answered and shrugged again.

Dorian moved a piece, taking mine and a sudden wave of nausea hit me like a hammer between my eyes and I tasted blue.

What the fu-

Dorian started to scream. No, not scream. What ripped through his throat as he threw his head back can only be called a scream the same way a monsoon is rainy weather.

Blood sprouted from his eyes before his head imploded, covering most of the room and everyone in it with a fine mist of blood and other matter.

"Throne on Terra!" Kim cursed, scrambling off the floor, going for her sidearm.

"What the fuck!?" I agreed, quickly pulling my own and covering Dorians remains as he fell off his chair.

Kim stared at him and then took a step back, "That was a Warp translation. We're back in real space… it was a real rough one too."

"That's why I tasted blue for a second," I agreed, "But that was not a normal warp translation. Warp translations don't cause psykers to implode!"

Kim nodded, "I'll get the shuttle ready."

"And I'm going to bully my way onto the bridge," I said and turned to run out.

Damn. That was one hell of a way to go.

Poor Dorian.

"Sergeant, two troopers with me!" I ordered as I ran past them. While I did, I slapped my Interrogator rosette onto the collar of my shirt.

So much for low profile.

We didn't more than make it to the end of the corridor before there was a slight tremble beneath my feet. Somewhere far in the distance there was a woop, woop of alarms.

What the fuck is going on!?

Looking around as I ran, I stopped by a console. No fucking about with permissions this time, I took my Interogator rosette and plugged it in, bypassing the authentication.

Not as good as an Inquisitor one, but this stuff it could do.

A wireframe outline of the ship showed up, several areas marked red.

"What's going on, sir?" Zhivko asked as he and Peadar caught up with me, both of them lugging their lasguns.

"We're-" I started before the ship shuddered slightly again and another area turned red on the model, "Taking damage. New plan, no bridge, we're heading for the shuttle," I said and pulled my combead from my pocket, slipping into my ear, "This is Tezzeret to all team members. We are leaving, get to the shuttle!"

Slight voices. Sparkling.

"I repeat!" I continued, adjusting slightly and trying to cut through the interference, "Get to the shuttle!"

Sparkle. Hizz. Pop.

Fuck.

Sometimes I think that's the most useful word in human language. It had survived the ages almost untouched as well for a reason. It covered so many scenarios.

"Okay," I said to them, "Let's go."

We took off in a run towards the shuttlebay. Even at best circumstances with all lifts working, it would take twenty minutes to get there.

Today was not the best of circumstances.

"Door's locked," Peadar said as he hit the button to open a bulkhead some ten minutes later.

I checked the console next to it, "Air on the other side, likely just jammed. I'll unlock the actuators, you perform a manual override."

"A what?"

"Pull it open!"

I tapped the commands and the ship's machine-spirit felt like being nice despite everything going on and there was a heavy 'clonk' of a sound as the locks unlocked.

I looked at them, "Pull!" I said and moved to join them in hauling the thick metal door open. It started to slowly move before it started to shift faster.

"Okay, just a bi-" something hit the gate hard and flung us back to the floor as the gate crashed open and slammed against the bulkhead next to it.

A massive looking Ork yelled and charged through the opening as he shouldered the hatch to the side, bringing it's massive crude choppa down on Peadar before he could get onto his feet, splitting the man in half in a spray of blood and guts.





AN// There will be a small pause as the 23-25 I will post a small three part mlp holiday special in another thread. After that normal service will be continued.
 
Well, that's no good... here's hoping at least some of his security team makes it to the planet.

Always better to have more meatshields in between you and the enemy.
 
So the winner seems to be either orks or some clusterfuck of orks and 'nids.
 
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