I Wanna Be the Main Character! (Touhou)

[X] Be a courier. Apparently some villagers send and receive mail from youkai settlements across Gensokyo. There's always a demand for more couriers, and doing this would let you see all there is to see in Gensokyo.

e an actual Youkai instead of just a fairy
Changing purely because you're looking down on fairies. UNFORGIVABLE.

but seriously, we don't need to worry too much about becoming a main character, incident resolver, or incident. As long as Suzuki (and by extension us) isn't bored and dissatisfied, we've won the quest. Maybe it would be nice to get some advertising for when we reopen the shop or team up with a kappa engineer or something, though.
 
[X] You go check out the place where stuff gets thrown away. There should be something interesting in there.
 
Calling it now.
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Vote tally:
[x] Be a courier. Apparently some villagers send and receive mail from youkai settlements across Gensokyo. There's always a demand for more couriers, and doing this would let you see all there is to see in Gensokyo.
No. of votes: 8
James Birdsong, Chronic, Shintouyu, Dessard, Avoozl, Terrastorm, False Xteeler, pressea

[X] Rob someone. You want excitement, and the best way to go about that is doing something that's outrageously out of your comfort zone. You're also somewhat short on cash, and it's not like you're going to hurt anyone, right?
No. of votes: 2
Valor, Doctor Akemi

[X] You doubt you're strong enough to make first page by resolving an incident. However, if you start one... Ahem... FOR TOO LONG HAVE YOU BEEN USED AND DISCARDED WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT! NOW RISE, MY FRIENDS, MY SISTERS! RISE TOOLS! IT IS TIME! FOR! FREDOOOOOOM!
No. of votes: 1
Renu

[X] You go check out the place where stuff gets thrown away. There should be something interesting in there.
No. of votes: 3
veekie, Elder Haman, Sinsystems

[X] Go youkai hunting. A dangerous, yet necessary profession. You'll be sure to have stories to tell if you do this.
No. of votes: 3
Omegahugger, Crow, Robotninja

[x] Volunteer for the village guard. You've heard some crazy stories from those guys in the bar.
No. of votes: 1
Feng Lengshun
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Courier it is.
Sorry Feng, your reasoning is sound, but we're gonna be delivering the mail.
 
Now to help people get in the Touhou mood here is a video which is basically my headcanon for Yukari's origin


and here is just Chen dancing
 
The next day came quickly. You put a sign on your front door; a sheet of metal with the words "Aika's Delivery Service" engraved on it. You put up a sign on the noticeboard in the center of town announcing that your smithy/repair shop was temporarily closed due to lack of sales, and you'll instead be delivering mail and packages to various locations in Gensokyo.

It wasn't long after you officially opened that a customer walks into your store. "Welcome to Aika's Delivery Serv-oh, hi Kamishirasawa-sensei!"

The schoolteacher raises an eyebrow. "You graduated a long time ago, Suzuki. I think you can just call me Keine by now." She waves her hand in a dismissive manner. "Anyways, I saw on the noticeboard that you've quit smithing."

"Only because I wasn't getting any business. The farmers would rather just sharpen their own tools instead of getting new ones. And it's temporary, anyways. If there's a high enough demand, I'll reopen my forge. Until then, I'm a delivery-woman."

Keine nods, and reaches up to adjust her pagoda-hat. "Which is why I'm here today." She reaches into a pocket on her blue dress and pulls out a small box wrapped in brown paper and an envelope. "If possible, I'd like for these to be delivered by the end of the week to a friend of mine. Her name is Mokou."

You nod in understanding. "Right, your immortal friend."

"Yes. She's been in one of her moods lately and won't visit me, and I'm just too busy to go and see her any time soon. So, here I am."

You gingerly take the package and letter from your old teacher. You discuss payment and reach a nice compromise. "Thank you very much, Kam-I mean, Kiene."

Kiene smiles. "I should be the one thanking you. No one else is willing to go into the Bamboo Forest of the Lost."

The what.

"Well, goodbye for now Suzuki. I hope your business does well."

...You may be in over your head a bit.

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A couple hours later, another customer walks in. "Welcome to Aika's Delivery Serv-Oh, Hieda-san, welcome!"

Indeed, the current Child of Miare is telling one of her servants to wait outside as she conducts her business. Not too long after, the purple-haired girl walks up to your counter. "Hello, Aika-san. I hear you've started a delivery service."

You grin. "Yes indeed! So, what do you need delivered?"

She shakes her head. "I do not need a delivery, but I do need someone to go and pick up a package from the Moriya Shrine. The timeframe for the pickup is very lenient, so you don't need to do it immediately."

You blink. "Does...do couries do pick-ups?"

She shrugs. "I'll pay extra if you do it."

"Sold!"

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The bell above your door rings one last time for the day, and a young girl with bells in her light-brown hair walks in, carrying a book-shaped package. "Hello, and welcome to Aika's Delivery Service! We deliver to all parts of Gensokyo for a reasonable fee! How may I help you?"

The girl seems taken aback by your enthusiastic greeting. Maybe you should tone it down a bit...

"Umm...Hello! I'm Motoori, I help run the Suzunaan book store. All of my usual couriers are busy this week, so I was hoping you could deliver a book for me."

You smile. "Sure! Where to?"

"The Scarlet Devil Mansion."

...

Oh.

"...If it helps, I can promise you that the residents there won't kill you."

With a great force of willpower, you accept the package and payment and assure her it will be delivered by the week's end.

"Great! Thank you so much!" The girl practically skips out of the room.

...What have you gotten yourself into?

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Delivery time!
(choose one. You will be able to accomplish all of these at some point.)
[x] Delivery for Mokou in the Bamboo Forest.
[x] Pick-up package from the Moriya Shrine.
[x] Delivery for the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

And what should your official delivery-wear look like?
[x] (suggest appearance)
 
[x] Delivery for the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Probably for Patches, but who knows?

No substantial ideas for the uniform, though it needs some sort of headwear of course. Aside from maybe the kind UPS or the like wear.
 
Okay so my assessment on each of the options

[ ] Delivery for Mokou in the Bamboo Forest.

Medium danger, gets us in contact with Mokou and if we do get lost there are more than a few people in that area who lead people out, we just need to watch out for Tewi playing a prank.

[ ] Pick-up package from the Moriya Shrine.

Safest option, the shrine should have a proper route to it by now since...well people do go and pray there. Plus it takes us near Kappa territory, which we all know would be useful.

[ ] Delivery for the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Most dangerous option, to get to the mansion we need to go around the lake which happens to be the home of Rumia (who eats humans) and Cirno (Strongest Fairy). But if we do make it there things should be relatively safe provided we don't somehow catch Flandre's attention.
 
[x] Pick-up package from the Moriya Shrine.

I like Sanae. That is the major reason why I am picking this. Best reasoning, please emulate.

Rumia (who eats humans)
Rumia shouldn't be more than a speedbump. We aren't scared of youkai and she is a mere stage 1 boss, we can totally take her even without protagonist powers.

She's my favorite so I do hope she shows up sooner or later, dice gods willing.
 
......Yeah lets go with Mokou, she is one of my favorite characters!
[x] Delivery for Mokou in the Bamboo Forest.
 
[x] Pick-up package from the Moriya Shrine.

I like Sanae. That is the major reason why I am picking this. Best reasoning, please emulate.


Rumia shouldn't be more than a speedbump. We aren't scared of youkai and she is a mere stage 1 boss, we can totally take her even without protagonist powers.

She's my favorite so I do hope she shows up sooner or later, dice gods willing.
Don't underestimate her or any boss period. While she is a mere stage one boss she is still a boss.

Also depending of the theory you follow Rumia could potentially become an EX level boss if you remove her ribbon (which fandom believe is sealing her true powers).

Still don't be over confident about facing any named character until we are at least on the level with a stage 4 boss.
 
[x] Pick-up package from the Moriya Shrine.

I like Sanae. That is the major reason why I am picking this. Best reasoning, please emulate.


Rumia shouldn't be more than a speedbump. We aren't scared of youkai and she is a mere stage 1 boss, we can totally take her even without protagonist powers.

She's my favorite so I do hope she shows up sooner or later, dice gods willing.
Do you know where we are right now? dont underestimate ANYONE period.
 
Don't underestimate her or any boss period. While she is a mere stage one boss she is still a boss.

Also depending of the theory you follow Rumia could potentially become an EX level boss if you remove her ribbon (which fandom believe is sealing her true powers).

Still don't be over confident about facing any named character until we are at least on the level with a stage 4 boss.
While I agree with you in general and appreciate you wanking my favorite character, I don't think it's worth worrying about in this quest. We've been told that there are no real bad ends, so it's probably safe enough to underestimate some people if it would be funny. Going full paranoia isn't very fun imo.

Sooo how'd we meet Momoko? I want to know more about her. Did we have friends before we met her?
 
While I agree with you in general and appreciate you wanking my favorite character, I don't think it's worth worrying about in this quest. We've been told that there are no real bad ends, so it's probably safe enough to underestimate some people if it would be funny. Going full paranoia isn't very fun imo.

Sooo how'd we meet Momoko? I want to know more about her. Did we have friends before we met her?
Okay maybe I overreacted a little but we still need to be a bit careful, if I had to guess we're on the same level as team 9 at the moment.
 
Sooo how'd we meet Momoko? I want to know more about her. Did we have friends before we met her?

As it's not likely to come up in the quest:

Back when Suzuki was a teen living with her folks, she often took care of her neighbor's newborn kid when they were off selling things in the market. Even after she got her own place, Suzuki still came by fairly often to visit Momoko, and the two are basically sisters at this point.

Suzuki does have other people her age she talks to, but they're more like "familiar acquaintances" than friends. We're not very social.
 
Appearance-wise, can we fly or otherwise ignore terrain? Can't pick anything horribly impractical if we're stuck walking through dense forest all the time.
 
Ah yes we dont really have an appearance do we? would you people mind if i posted some pictures i think would work well with our character and we can decide on one?
 
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