I Think There's Something Wrong With The DADA Professor (HP/???)

Day 1, Part 1
[X] Cancer Adara Lestrange (Sorry, gotta stick to those Black family naming conventions.)
[X] Female
[X] Glorious Pureblood
[X] Crafty
[X] Phoenix


Your morning begins with a moment of confusion, as your partially aware mind grapples with the fact that this is not your bed. As wakefulness fully flows into your body, you pull yourself up and look around. Seems like the other girls are still asleep. You pop out of the sheets, excited energy coursing through you once again. You wouldn't want any of your housemates to realize just how thrilled you are, that wouldn't be particularly proper of you… but you can't help it. This place has always been your dream. You start going through your things, pulling out your robes for the day, checking the schedule that's been left on your nightstand… when something catches your eye.


There are a handful of cages around the room, everyone's owls having been taken to the owlry the night before, but your cage didn't hold an owl. And now it holds a note. "As you were instructed in your letter of invitation, the only pets allowed in Hogwarts are cats, toads and owls- for violation of these regulations, your familiar has been confiscated and will be returned to you at the end of term." They've taken your phoenix! Those bastards!


While the old bird can be a bit of a pest at times, Jean's been with you ever since you were a toddler. After your grandmother's death it had sought you out and stuck to you like glue. You're not exactly sure what you're going to do without it, although you could never get her to carry mail...well, there's not much time to consider the problem. Your housemates are starting to rouse as well, and you need to go get breakfast.


You're dressed and in the common room before anyone but a couple of sixth and seventh years who seem to have fallen asleep there the night before. The rest of your roommates trail out after you with none of your energy (or enthusiasm). You can't help it! You're in Hogwarts, it's your first day! You linger a bit, have a few passing words with the others in your year (most of them you know in passing- birthday parties and social gatherings) before you melt into the gathering crowd and follow it to the Great Hall.


It doesn't look quite as incredible as it did yesterday, but the sight of the vaulted ceiling still fills you with excitement. As you meditate on your oatmeal, Daphne Greengrass drops into a seat next to you. You suppose she's the closest thing you have to a friend in this place, but truth be told you don't really know her very well. "Soooo…" she begins. "Harry Potter is in our year." Yep, there it is. People kept trying to talk to you about it on the train yesterday, and then in the Slytherin Common Room last night. Most people seem starstruck by him, but Draco Malfoy's clearly harboring a grudge against him already. Politics.


Well, you have to admit his mere existence is pretty impressive- he's a living legend, after all. On the other hand, your parents probably wouldn't be in jail if it wasn't for him. Your grandfather's never been much of a fan of him for just that reason, and the rest of your family mostly avoids the topic when you see them for holidays. Your own opinion of him lies mostly in the realm of


[ ] Awe
[ ] Resentment
[ ] Scorn
[ ] Apathy
[ ] Write-in


AN: Sorry for the name-change, but Blacks just don't get named after constellations you sillies. Stars and Nebulas!
 
[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who stole your fucking Pheonix!
 
[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who had the temerity to steal your fucking Phoenix!

Maintain decorum at all times. Don't let those filthy muggleborn see you lose composure!
 
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[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who stole your fucking Pheonix!
 
[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who stole your fucking Pheonix!

Who the fuck steals a Phoenix?!

Seriously, is that even possible, the Hogwarts wards cannot stop a Phoenix.
 
[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who stole your fucking Pheonix!
 
[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who stole your fucking Pheonix!
 
[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who stole your fucking Pheonix!
 
[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who stole your fucking Pheonix!
 
I dunno what about apathy is so great, since we are feeling apathetic about one of the people painted as one of the most significant people of the century, who is most certainly going to be important figure later on.
 
[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who stole your fucking Pheonix!

Wonder how long it will be before he comes back. It's not like they can really prevent him from coming to us.
 
[jk] You have the hugest fangirl crush on him.

[X] Apathy, you've got more important things to care about. Like who stole your fucking Pheonix!

Who the fuck brings a Phoenix?
Rich spoiled girl from an old noble family that can get away with murder thanks to their wealth and status. If this was a japanese anime we would have drills
 
Rich spoiled girl from an old noble family that can get away with murder thanks to their wealth and status. If this was a japanese anime we would have drills
Wealth we might have some but not nearly enough to make that big of a difference, unlike our fop of a cousin (hey there Malfoy), and even he can't quite get away with that much, at least for the time being until his Father finishes putting the minister completely in his pocket (what in canon only happened around book 4 or 5 and it also took Dumbledore yelling crazy conspiracy theories about Voldemort being back for it to happen :p )

And status? Dude, we are the daugther of Bellatrix Lestrange. Outside Death Eater circles we are very likely something of social pariahs, and even most "Imperiused" Death Eaters aren't going to want to appear in public with us. The Malfoy's might, mostly because Narcissa do in fact care about family, although she seems to care mostly just about Draco and Lucius, not her sisters and nieces (I don't remember her actually demonstrating any kind of thought about Tonks in canon for example). So no, we don't have enough status to get away with murder. In fact, as far as blood goes our status make it easier for others to get away with murdering us than the opposite. :p

We brought a Phoenix because are you going to say no to it? :p Besides that rule is very clearly not consistently enforced, as seen by that ginger gryffindor first year's rat. Once we clearly notice that we should bring it up so the blatant favoritism in favor of the Lions is not kept up. :p

And on Harry: On one hand, well, he is the indirect cause our family is in jail. On the other hand said family are the Lestranges, with us straight up being the daughter of Bellatrix. Racism aside, since we might or might not be a blood purists ourselves, Bellatrix, even before all these years in Azkaban, was fucking insane. Craycray. Bloody nuts. Being raised by her would probably have sucked hard. :p
 
Did Adara seriously name her phoenix 'Jean'? >_>
Adara might not deserve to get her phoenix back.

[x] Amusement. The Potter kid looks a bit bewildered. We shall watch his career with great interest.
 
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