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I Think There's Something Wrong With The DADA Professor (HP/???)

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    Your name is

    [ ] Write-in


    You are

    [ ] Male
    [ ] Female


    Your heritage is

    [ ] Glorious Pureblood
    [ ] Tolerable Half-blood
    [ ] Filthy Mudblood


    You like to think that you're pretty

    [ ] Studious
    [ ] Crafty
    [ ] Gregarious
    [ ] Brave


    Your beloved (brand new) Wizard's Pet is a

    [ ] Toad
    [ ] Cat
    [ ] Owl
    [ ] Phoenix




    Your heart is beating out of your chest as the train rounds the mountain. You're already changed into your school robes and you're gripping the handle of your luggage so hard that it's starting to hurt. "Um… I don't think you need to get up yet. We won't be there for a few minutes." The boy seated across from you, Neville, is anxiously petting his toad. He doesn't seem to be the cleverest or calmest individual you've ever run into, but he's not wrong. Still, you're so excited you can barely stand to just sit there and wait. This is your first day of magic school. And the school is coming into sight. Hogwarts' imposing ramparts and turrets cut through the distant mist as you draw moments closer to your destiny.


    Arriving at the foot of the great institution, a boat ride across the lake by moonlight and the press of bodies entering the Great Hall all blur together as your initial excitement only continues to grow. As you feast on some of the most delicious cooking you've ever come across, you find your attention drawn to the head table and to the man who seems to be looking right into your soul. He's not the tallest wizard among the staff (that honor going to the enormous groundskeeper who brought you across the lake), though he's a head taller than every other professor that you can see. The witches to either side of him seem to be shying away from him ever so slightly, as though they're feeling the ice shooting out of his eyes and into your heart.


    After seconds that feel like years, the moment passes and his gaze moves away from you, wandering elsewhere in the Great Hall. You assure yourself that this was just your nerves getting to you, and as you dig back into your turkey-stuffed pumpkin turnover. The sorting and the herding of students up to the common rooms quickly sweeps away your thoughts of the incident, and when you find your belongings have already been set by your bed for you, it's all too easy for you to transmute the day's excitement into a deep and restful slumber.
     
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    You are

    [x] Male
    Your heritage is

    [x] Glorious Pureblood Goblin

    You like to think that you're pretty
    [x] Rich

    Your beloved (brand new) Wizard's Pet is a
    [x] good source of emergency rations.
     
    [X] Female.
    [X] Glorious Pureblood.
    [X] Rich.
    [X] Money.

    I'd like to be really filthy rich. Everything else is somewhat secondary.

    ...I also might be thinking of hair-drills and ojou-sama laugh, but not too seriously.

    Leingod said:
    Yeah, the Earwax flavor definitely isn't one of the better ones.
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    I understood that reference.
     
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    [x] Severus Snape
    [x] Male
    [x] Glorious Half-blood
    [x] Studious
    [x] Money

    I don't care that Snape is already a professor. Snapequest plz
     
    [X] Theodore Nott
    [X] Male
    [X] Glorious Pureblood
    [X] Studious
    [X] Cat

    I'm hoping to be a Theodore Nott who accidentally gets into Hufflepuff. Lots of shenaniganry potential there. :3

    (Also, cats are fluffy. Owls may be fluffy too, but cats are fluffy.)
     
    [X] Cancer Lestrange
    (It's a respectable pureblood name! You're mother's one of those Blacks, so there's nothing girly about being named after a star.)

    [X] Female
    (Not that you couldn't be girly. You just choose to be awe-inspiring instead.)

    [X] Glorious Pureblood
    (Of course.)

    [X] Crafty
    (Oh so crafty. You've honed your skills on your parents - most of the rabble at school will be no challenge.)

    [X] Phoenix
    (You're not in any way a fan of this bird. It just won't leave you alone!)
     
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    [X] Alexander Rowle
    [X] Male
    [X] Glorious Pureblood
    [X] Studious
    [X] Phoenix

    It's... kinda presumptuous but hey a Phoenix is a Phoenix. Rowle is a conversation hook by being somehow related to this guy. Studious because magic school and if this is the house choice vote then I'm cool with Ravenclaw. Gregarious and Hufflepuff might be more unusual but I'd pretty strongly like to avoid Gryffindor or Slytherin.
     
    silentspirals said:
    [X] Cancer Lestrange
    (It's a respectable pureblood name! You're mother's one of those Blacks, so there's nothing girly about being named after a star.)

    [X] Female
    (Not that you couldn't be girly. You just choose to be awe-inspiring instead.)

    [X] Glorious Pureblood
    (Of course.)

    [X] Studious
    (Mostly of your studiousness has gone towards the Dark Arts. But you're sure you will be nearly as devoted to the more mundane magics.)

    [X] Phoenix
    (You're not in any way a fan of this bird. It just won't leave you alone!)
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    That's just too good to ignore.

    [X] silentspirals
     
    Using my amazing skills at foretelling the future, I have managed to attain a picture of the DADA teacher ahead of time! Granted, its a little out of date - its from when he was in high school - but it'll suffice.



    ...I honestly don't get the title, though. There's absolutely nothing wrong with him? I mean, he's a perfectly normal DADA teacher.

    [X] silentspirals
     
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    I'm really tempted by the oujo-quest write-in, but...

    [x] silentspirals

    ... And we were sitting across from Neville. We might even inspire him to show his Griffindor qualities early, by provoking him into a frothing berserker rage! Plus we can still do a ladylike laugh at the pathetic muggleborn peasants. Incredible.
     
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