Arc 1, Chapter 7: Fuck Shit Up is now up
here!
Dani picks a street fight with everyone in the Portlandian equivalent of the FBI's headquarters. Jane pretends to be a marine biologist.
If you've been reading the site, the latest update (
2.5) is here, too. Things start to look better for Cerberus in that one.
This time, I had complete control. I kicked open the doors to the Portland Federal Police building, I having sold my helicopter for a motorbike: sleek and fitting. I cocked my machine pistol and smiled at the crowd of secret police goons and scoundrels. As bad as Jane was, she'd done nothing wrong compared to the business-casual motherfuckers who infested this office lot. It was a cubicle farm, and I fired quick bursts into the VR headsets and server nodes to get their attention.
I saw some Portland PD members standing in their old-timey navy-blue uniforms, a woman with prematurely grey hair and two men vaping. The male cops drew their coilguns and took aim, while the woman's sleeve split open and her arm transformed into an assault rifle. I wasn't sure what the propellant was, but it looked grody as a bad fuse. She provided automatic covering fire, and I wondered where her mags were located, and the two male cops tried to flank me. Bullets hit my gun from the woman cop, breaking it into bits.
So, I did what anyone would do. I ran, jumped on top of the cubicle, skipped across the top, and tackled the woman cop. I got my knuckles red on her nose, beating it into pulp with a kind of awful relentlessness. I put my hands on her neck, and she tried to move her gun arm to point at me. I bit into her neck first, tearing out flesh with my teeth.
I heard the alarm blaring, and I suspected it was for the police. The FedPol guys ran, probably to the building's arsenal, so I chewed into her neck and cracked her skull open with my bone lances. They beat against her, reinforced, and I beat a hole in there. I started grabbing and splitting, getting as much as I could out of her.
Starry sent me a warning that she could see out of the corner of my eyes that the male cops were raising their weapons, a quick impulse of "you gotta get out", so I devoured the dying cop's brain and leapt down the edges of the cubicle farm to place my left-hand bone lance through the heart of one of the male cops. I pulled it out, bloody and chunky. Then, I took his hand in an Irish whip and threw him against a desk. I bounced him off of it, blocking shots from the other cop. These coilguns weren't like David's, they were low-caliber. One cop plugged another, and I kicked the body forward. The living cop filled the corpse with whatever metal people used to make coilgun rounds, and I zipped forward to put my right-hand bone lance through his arm. "Starry, what's the next evolution?" I asked in my head, not really making sense.
"Evolution? With what you got out of the lady cop, I could give you heightened senses," Starry said, as I heard coilgun shots pierce through the room. The noise wasn't powder, it was just metal obliterating whatever it collided into.
"Combat senses, I like it," I said.
"Fair warning, you might get another ghost. I genuinely don't know how any of that works," she said. I felt my brain go electric as matter was added to it, and I hid inside of a cubicle. I could hear the noises, footsteps, gunshots, and easily estimate where my enemies were. Eight bandits, all FedPol elite, the hatchetmen of the Luna Moss dictatorship.
Fire and fear ran in my blood, and the noises were a leviathan, a flood drowning out my entire universe in an industrial cacophany. I was in freefall, hiding there. "Now what?" I asked. "I can't take down eight bandits!"
"It's gonna be a whole lot more than eight!" Jane said to me, louder than the bullets' storm. "Remember, now that the alarm's on, Oregon StatePol's going to be out for us too. Combat senses aren't gonna be enough. What the fuck are we supposed to do?"
I thought. I came to an answer. I saw two parties of four moving around the cubicles, coming at me from both sides. They held their distance, guns out. They weren't going to get tackled and eaten, not without getting me into the killzone they were setting up first. I looked up at the ceiling. It looked strong, firm, and newly made. I couldn't break through it with bone alone.
The fire teams of four met in the middle, pointing their guns at me. An older man with an outdated clean-shaven look spoke to me, holding his badge. His friends were ready. "Stop," he said, backed. "Drop your weapon!" he said.
I dropped my broken machine pistol onto the floor and put my hands up.
He continued. "This democratic court finds you guilty of treason and disloyalty to the United States."
"I'm a foreign citizen, from Deseret, sir. I don't think it's possible for me to be guilty of any of those things. Why not spree killing, or killing officers?" Jane said aloud, speaking as me. Thanks, Jane.
"It's harder to make spree-killing stick, and no FedPol or StatePol officer has ever been killed in action," he said, next to that StatePol officer's dead body. "This court sentences you to rehabilitation." He turned to his buddies. "Gun her down."
A sideways rainstorm of bullets came. I backflipped over the cubicles and landed behind them on the other side. I ducked, and above me was the riot. The door was open, and I sprinted for it. I ran as fast as the wind, I jumped high into the air, and by a plot of grass I landed near my bike. I got on the sleek machine, kicked it into action, and drove.
***
Every smart merc knew where to find a crashpad. Here, inside an old church in the Portland suburbs, was one of mine. I sat on an impromptu bed made out of an air mattress and a reading room in the church library. The place smelled musty, but it worked for me. Anisa Al-Zia sat on the room's bench. She was a former academic with higher ambitions. I didn't know much beyond that. She wore a lavender hijab, and she had a pointy nose. "Tell me. Why did you attack the FedPol building in Portland?" she asked.
"I wanted to spark fear in Moss. That was the whole point," I said. My "trial" at the hands of that FedPol officer's firing squad certainly didn't endear me to this place.
The StatePol officer's ghost appeared in front of me. She had kinky hair and prominent lips I couldn't get enough of, to the point that Jane looked like a younger, whiter version of her. "Fantastic."
"What?" I asked inside my own head.
"I'm screwed. I'm dead and inside a cannibal's mind," the StatePol officer said.
"Hey, you get used to it," Jane said. "It really isn't as bad as being actually murdered."
Anisa responded to me, not hearing the conversation in my brain, or at least so I assumed. "I'd have to call that stupid, Dani," she said to me. "Do you really, genuinely intend to start a war against the Portland USA?" she asked me.
"I was thinking a war against everyone in the former US," I said.
"Ambitious," she commented, in a tone of voice that I read as "What, are you stupid?". It wasn't my fault. It was the robot in my brain who was pointing me at targets.
"I know. It is dumb," I said. "I wish Starry could realize that, but she thinks I could win."
Anisa chuckled, just a little. "A small cadre of troops, appropriately motivated and supplied, can do marvelous things, yes, but this seems a bit much. Whoever your commander is, she must at least learn to think bigger than a few dead police. At any rate, I'll leave you to your thoughts. I have some ideas for how we could work together, but I have an appointment."
"I like her?" the StatePol trooper said to me, changing her garb out of her StatePol uniform to a navy pantsuit with Oxfords. "She's done things, been places."
Jane rolled her eyes, as if rolling dice in Craps. "So, what are you, some government heavy?" she asked. Anisa walked away from the little room.
"Wait, you're a government heavy. You were an interrogator in the American Red Army, right?" I said, noticing that Jane was wearing a lot of digital makeup. Her face looked glossy, and she was wearing pink lipstick. Her lips also looked a little fuller. Wait, did she know that I had a thing for lips? Did I have a thing for lips?
"Excuse me, cannibal, are you OK?" StatePol asked me. I thought I saw genuine care in her words, or at least in her softened face. "You seem a mite perturbed."
"I wasn't a government heavy, I was a talented, well-educated professional," Jane pouted. "Where did Officer Donuts go to school? Fucking Portland Community College?" To be honest, the words sort of passed through my head, I was too busy staring at her perfect little lips as they pursed and spoke.
"It shouldn't matter," StatePol said. "In America, education isn't meant to divide us. It's meant to help us enlighten each other and build each other up."
"Totally PCC," Jane said. "Gotta love Officer Donuts."
"I didn't go to PCC," StatePol said. "My name's Reagan, by the way, and I never wanted to be a cop."
"You're just gonna spill your whole personal history?" Jane asked. "Normal people don't do that."
"I'd like to think that I'm an open person," Reagan said.
"Can I call you 'Rae'?" I asked.
"Of course, everyone does," Rae said, smiling at me with only a little bit of pity and discomfort. I decided to take it.
"So? What school did you go to? I went to Tufts." Jane said.
Starry appeared, taking Jane's digital hand. "Oh, darling, you can't lie to me. I'm always here, whenever I want to be, and we both know you never went to Tufts. You stupid little roach."
"Fuck you, I went to Tufts and got a degree in marine biology," Jane said.
"What infraorder is the grey whale in?" Starry asked, her tone a knife in the gut.
Jane tried to think of something. I saw it happen. She looked down, she looked to the side, she "um"-med and "uh"-d. "Fine, I graduated with a degree in history," she half-assedly lied. At least, I assumed she was lying? If she graduated with history, why would she lie about marine biology to begin with if this wasn't also a lie?
Rae looked at Jane. "You don't need to be so hostile. I promise I don't want to hurt any of you," she said. "I can't really tell who's in control here, and I'm starting to get the sense that the girl controlling our body isn't the cannibal, which makes me think that the shimmering woman might be. It's fine if you didn't go to college. Learning a trade is equally good."
I lay across on my air mattress. "Did you go to a trade school?" I asked her.
Rae shrugged. "I went to Princeton. It's not a big deal, though, people are allowed to live their lives a lot of different ways."
Starry looked it up on a little AR window. "Reagan Bradley, daughter of Robert Bradley II and Samantha 'Sam' Bradley, graduated from Princeton University with a degree in journalism." She looked at Rae, then back at her screen. "Joined up with the US's Project DETECTIVE super-soldier program, fought against theo-Nazi terror and the Chosen Soldiers organization pre-Fall, served with distinction as Operator Codename 'CLOSED CASE'… Well, I'm certainly impressed. What had you working for StatePol?" she asked.
Reagan, exactly as she claimed she was, was an open book. "Blackmail. When Cascadia seceded into the Portland government and long after the United States took my older, government-issue robotic body parts out, I made an enemy of one of Luna Moss's allies. She was a woman named Alison Montaigne. Montaigne got my indie news channel taken down, and gave me a choice: work for Moss as a beat cop, or they'd reveal some information I didn't want to get out. She knew I didn't want to do what you guys were doing, war against everyone. She knew I didn't have the stomach for it."
"Well, now you're dead and free. That's good for everyone, isn't it?" Starry said. "I do hope you can get used to the eating. It's not cannibalism. The three of us, Dani, Jane, and I, this Cerberus thing we make up, we're not human. We're a different, higher species, evolving in our own way further and further outside of humanity. It's not cannibalism, it's just prey."
Rae's two fingers touched her forehead. "So you're fine with being a corpse-eating spree killer?" she asked. "Isn't that immensely dubious?"
"That's what we do! Quit acting like you're better than us!" Jane said. "Back me up here, babe," she said to me. I noticed her lips looked even more plump than before, all ripe, or maybe squishy.
"To be fair, we mostly killed FedPol and StatePol officers, and those guys suck," I added, incapable of not defending Jane in this moment.
"There was one time where we killed rear-echelon Reds, but that was Starry's fault. She controlled the body and wouldn't let us not do it," Jane said, thumbing at Starry, who was sort of just standing there and looking off into space.
This little library room had cream-colored walls, and they reminded me of coffee.
"I see. I'll admit that FedPol and StatePol officers probably do deserve it, assuming anyone does," Rae began. She turned to Starry. "Why did you make them kill all of those rear-echelon troopers?"
"Dammit! Now you're questioning me on
moral grounds?" Starry said, throwing her artificially skinny arms up. I noticed she didn't seem to have fingernails, now. I supposed she just wanted to change her look. "The last thing any of us need is moralizing, truth be told." She glared at Rae. "Know your place among the rest of the great apes, and don't bother me with your arbitrary moral judgment. You were a DETECTIVE, weren't you? You should know that in war, anything is permitted in the search for victory. I'm only following my programmed goals."
Rae looked at me. "We never had humanoid AI like this in the DETECTIVE program. Is this normal for you?"
I thought she looked rattled. "We just try to move as the wind takes us," I said. "As the ancients said, to 'go with the flow'."
Rae put a hand on her chest, and then prayed quickly with her fingers steepled.
"So you're 'lawful good', right?" I asked Rae. "Like in
Ironheart Engine Tabletop RPG."
"Oh, shit." Jane giggled, elbowing Starry. "We aren't stuck with her. Little Miss Lawful Good's stuck with
us."
"Quite," Starry said, without any of Jane's comedy.