HOW TO TURN A PROFIT OUT OF CRISIS: A SF FRONTIER ADMIRAL QUEST

[X]- "With how things are going with Gallu Fleet and their associated divisions, we can ease up on the raid and conduct a more active defense. Send a couple divisions over, enough to take control over things."
[X]- ISTHMUS: Alright fine let's do the tactically and strategically sound thing. Turn for Isthmus, ruin their staging areas.

Part of me wants to send a request for reinforcements to see what the fuck on a cartoon duck is going on back at CENTRE but I'm pretty damn sure I already know.

Backstabbing, finger pointing, an emergency marriage or twelve, lost heirs suddenly being "found", chicanery and nonsense of all stripes.

Funny as it is to try to hear them spin "sorry we can't help you because we're too busy killing each other for a fancy chair" our time is valuable and they still haven't fucking paid us for it.
 
[X]- "I don't think helping them out will strengthen our position, but we need to do something to keep up appearances. Why don't you offer United' logistical services, pro bono, to them? That's the hardest part of keeping a fleet intact.
[X]- ISTHMUS: Alright fine let's do the tactically and strategically sound thing. Turn for Isthmus, ruin their staging areas.

Sure, it's pro bono, but goodwill is important in securing future clients... ...that are Imperial.
 
[X]- "With how things are going with Gallu Fleet and their associated divisions, we can ease up on the raid and conduct a more active defense. Send a couple divisions over, enough to take control over things."
[X]- ISTHMUS: Alright fine let's do the tactically and strategically sound thing. Turn for Isthmus, ruin their staging areas.
 
Sorry for the delay. Update this weekend.
Scheduled vote count started by Laplace on Mar 9, 2023 at 9:32 PM, finished with 9 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X]- ISTHMUS: Alright fine let's do the tactically and strategically sound thing. Turn for Isthmus, ruin their staging areas.
    [X]- "With how things are going with Gallu Fleet and their associated divisions, we can ease up on the raid and conduct a more active defense. Send a couple divisions over, enough to take control over things."
    [X]- "I don't think helping them out will strengthen our position, but we need to do something to keep up appearances. Why don't you offer United' logistical services, pro bono, to them? That's the hardest part of keeping a fleet intact.
    [X]- "Plan a course through the ENEMY's territory."
    [x]- ISTHMUS
    [x]- "We should send a request to Centre for a fleet to reinforce us, and therefore these people. We're well within our rights, and this way we can finally figure out what's going on back there."
    [x]- DEEPER: Let the second stringers handle the rest. You'll give something for the ENEMY to worry about.
 
UPDATE NINETEEN: SEIZE CHAOS AND CONFIRM OPPERTUNITIES
Afternoon, in the hangar bay.

The internal bays of your citadel are built on a grander scale than any natural formation. It doesn't have white sand beaches, which feature predominantly in your daydreaming, but instead pitiless gunmetal grey walls and hinges that, on command, expose flotillas of deadly killing things to the void. On balance you would take a regular bay, perhaps on a nice isolated island that has nothing to do with tourism, perhaps with sparkling sapphire waves and a very nice temperature contrast between the sun warmed air and the chilly sea. You would also like coral reefs but your mother has beaten into you the value of not being such a greedy expectant little shite in your prayers.

The point is, you don't have a bay that provokes joy. Even when some of your warrant officers in a fit of feyness dumped a bunch of white sand and a bunch of water with blue dye into your hangar bay and splashed around their semi-adequate manmade beach. It was kinda sad and after the third beer everyone got to thinking that it wasn't all that it was cracked up to be. Then someone opened the hinges to outer space and it became really funny. After you stopped laughing you ordered a sweep of the eardrum bursted, eyeball popped, and otherwise inconvenienced staff officers and supplied hot coca all around until you could find enough medicos on duty that weren't also giggling.

Memories. You are currently gloriously alone, having done some of this and some of that in your office. The last in a tranche of paperwork ordering a couple of divisions that you have always felt were sitting around collecting their paychecks. You approve of their spirit but you object to them muscling in on your hustle. The one's not labeled 'Extortion' and 'Treason,' anyway. Actually, come to think of it, you think as you walk down the corridors and past the odd little galley made up of false wood, you haven't done a lot of slacking. So you might as well give them this one. They probably think this is going to be an easy assignment, maybe they can take shore leave on civilization.

You are now on a covered bridge overseeing the whole affair. Or is it called a gantry? A strut? You don't know. What you do know is that Luca, Seubi, and Alessandro are huddled in a conspiratorial lump with someone you don't recognize. At first you were quite happy that they were getting on grandly, with Luca even looking not poisonously hateful-slash-envious-slash-a-bevy-of-associated-negative-upper-crust-emotions-deployed-around-the-other-upper-crust. Then you remembered that uh, Alessandro did try to spike your wheels, so you should, in the interests of self preservation, should figure out if there's any conspiring against you going on.

"-that bad?" Luca.

"Yes. And no. It's worse than we feared, better than we expected. People are getting to thinking they don't need Centre." Stranger. Speaking in Centre Received, the accent of toffs and civil service stiffs. "Look at your Marquis-Admiral here. Already making their own private kingdom, even if they're paying taxes."

"Are you blaming them?" Seubi. Your heart feels a lot better, now that he's not out and out trying to fuck you. "We haven't got our pay."

"No. No. They're just an example. Listen, we don't have an army. We don't have an Empire. Simple."

Proverbial, that. You figure that's also your cue. "Slacking around, eh?" You project false, avuncular cheer in your voice. "Don't you have anything to do? Who's this, then?"

"Marquis-Admiral, may I present to you Syr Livi? He's that came to us about the ENEMY," Alessandro takes the stage, smooth as butter. Syr Livi's short, with cosmetic eye-replacements and a face full of metal. Yet, despite that, he somehow manages to look mild and mellow.

"Pleasure to meet you. I hope that our aid is more than adequate."

"Yes, indeed." He bows and scrapes, rubbing the metal on his face.

"Couldn't do it at first," you muse. "I have always enjoyed an active defense. This sort of thing is not within my sensibilities. You ought to thank the Lieutenant Admiral for this," you say, not pointing out which one. "What were you discussing, by the by?"

Time draws out like a knife. Your eyes roll, taking in Seubi's face. Luca's face. Alessandro's face. And yeah, Syr Livi's too.

"News from home," Luca steps in. "Greens lost this Prix. People are saying the Clears sabotaged 'em. Blew up their starhopper mid-orbit on the final lap."

"How barbaric," Seubi agrees.

Luca! They're all in this together?

Actually, wait. Master yourself, get a grip, man. For all you know, they're working something out together to present to you. But do you want to take that risk? It'd be a hell of a thing if your career ends because you weren't quick on your feet and mind. You should have seen this coming, making Alessandro buddy buddy with them?

"I wouldn't know about that. Haven't kept up with the Prix in a long time," you shrug. "How's things back there?" Your second salvo. Let's see if you lie.

"Pretty bad," Syr Livi says evenly. "Things are holding steady, mostly because no one knows what to do."

You mild bastard, you think mildly. "And here I thought I would be a very good example!" You click your tongue. "Lazy bastards, one and all." Poker face, poker face, poker faces all around. "Has there been another Archon? Perhaps a regency?"

"Nosir. I and my masters would like to know too. But it's all dark. We sent people in and none of them came out."

Is this true? You don't know unless you see. Does this mean anything? It could be a civil war, a war of functionaries and mall cops smoking each other with high powered weaponry that none of them ever expected to fire. Parade ground fleets blasting each other to hell with plasma fire in the cislunar orbits. And whatever funny shit in dev, pre-alpha, prototyping breaking out and turning continents into steam. Hell, they must be starving.

[]- Oh well. Not your problem.
[]- Something should be done.

Now after you have thought this thought you turned to one of these three and asked them to come with you. Not, to be sure, for anything important. You just want them to stop being all chummy and convivial and conspiratorial around each other. And if you could figure out exactly what they're planning.

WHICH ONE IS IT?
[]- Seubi
[]- Luca
[]- Alessandro
 
[X]- Oh well. Not your problem.

Too many unknowns, not enough clear ways to make any money. Let the pencil-pushers and noble shithead failsons murder each other over a fancy chair; we have much more important things to worry about, like ensuring our soldiers stay paid so that they don't kick us out the nearest airlock.
 
[X]- Something should be done.
This is our chance...our chance to FAIL UPWARDS. We caused this problem, now we get to ride the coattails of our subordinates work in actually fixing it!
[X]- Seubi
 
[X]- Something should be done.

On our own, I'd ignore it. But this could be a loyalty issue for officers and troops who still give more of a shit about the Empire than we do.

[X]- Seubi

Also something of an outsider, in his way.
 
[X]- Oh well. Not your problem.

We've been doing far far too much active work. We're an Admiral for gods' sake! Better to wait, and if we feel like it we can come in later, as the last organized Front.

[X]- Luca

Everyone would expect leaning on Seubi to divide him from the patrician clique, but we don't want to get him labeled the Admiral's pet snitch and get him frozen out by the closing ranks of aristo snobbery, at least not right now. Better instead to shine some attention back on Luca and threaten to ground her away from combat for a spell or something, and get our hook that way.
 
[X]- Something should be done.
[X]- Seubi
 
[X]- Something should be done.

Should probably poke CENTER with a stick to make sure it's dead.

[X]- Alessandro

Hey Alessandro, buddy, remember that hook we stuck in your ass to pull you away from a kangaroo court?

Wanna guess what might happen if we tear that out and throw you back?
 
[X]- Something should be done.

Now's our chance to pull a Maximinus Thrax.

[X]- Seubi

Our plant bro would never betray us.
 
Votes closed. Update Thursday.
Scheduled vote count started by Laplace on Mar 18, 2023 at 9:35 PM, finished with 15 posts and 14 votes.
 
UPDATE TWENTY: SKULL AND DUGGERY
"It's a pleasure meeting you, Syr." You shake his hand. "Seubi, come with me for a second." You drag him out with you, ignoring his questions until you can pull him into a off-the-path hallway. He folds his arms and looks at you, leaning on one wall. You fold your arms and look at him, leaning on the other wall.

This conversational impasse lasts for a couple of seconds. The conversation branches in front of you. In one it ends with you marking Seubi down for a quick and permanent jaunt into the sun. In the other… you don't know. Your vast and terrifying knowledge of politics fails you. "So what's this about?" Seubi asks first.

"You getting on grand with Alessandro?"

He shrugs. "Sure. Kinda twisty sort of fella. Not bad for a gens."

"You shouldn't use Luca as a base for them. Didn't you work with 'em, before you made L.T. Admiral?"

"Yeah, but that was when I was still young and untested and still a barb." He stops and waits for you. Clamming up, turning into a limpet. Everything he has and could say is locked behind nacre shell lips. You would have thought up a plant metaphor but plants do not, as a rule, exhibit the traits you are currently attributing to Seubi. "He's not bad."

"Didn't he try to get me fired?" Seubi makes a complicated little ambiguous flutter of his left hand. "Oh, that does remind me, I still don't know who convinced that gens Russo-Ricci guy to off me."

"Search me, sir. I thought it was the ENEMY, with how active they are recently. I think I've seen more action in the last year or two than I did the last decade."

"Eminently possible."

"And returning to the original question, are you still mad about Alessandro? I thought you sorted things out with him. You did act as such during the trials."

"Investigations," you correct Seubi. "That's true, isn't it?"

"He's a good chap. Like I said, a twisty fella. But that's just the kind this here front needs. I'm better, obviously, but I'm not gens, and my rank only goes so far."

"Uh-huh."

"You're using him pretty good, and I'm not ass-kissing. Pointman for internal politics and all. Aren't you worried that you know, he'll turn?"

"Why? You seem to be getting along grandly with him. Far be it for me to doubt your character witness."

Seubi nods. "That's fair, that's fair."

Okay. Now comes the big one. Obviously he has been around you and the general block enough to know when to previcate and even elevate one of his compatriots to your attention. Very good, Seubi, you would almost be proud. "Have you thought about ever returning to Centre?"

"I've never been to Centre," he points out. "Border boy all the way through. Closest I've been was Port Calaay."

"Even so. Centre's in chaos for long enough. We can make a deal with the ENEMY, get them off our backs, long enough for us four to waltz in and set things to rights."

"Like I give a crap," Seubi yawns. "Sir, I have followed your career recommendations. I say fuck'em. My family, my royal fucking family that turned my microstate from a patchwork of warring atomic tribes to the Serene Peace, had to do everything but lick balls for a military visa into the 'glorious' Empire. The pay was good, note the past tense, was, good, but now there is no pay. Sir, with the racket we have constructed I foresee a fairly profitable future where lucre flows freely to the deserving. I see no, zero, zilch reason to reach above our station and engineer a change in the civilian government, violating one of the most sacred pillars of state. Let the sons of the Empire handle it. It is no business for us, the bastard wall manned by half barbarians, whole barbarians, and exiles. I shall happily and merrily work my way into a plum "

You raise an eyebrow. "That's pretty heartfelt."

"I shall work double in cynicism and meaningless sarcasm to make up for the sudden lack."

"See that you do." Okay. Now think. What's his deal? You think he wants you to think that there's no conspiracy. That your triple threat aren't conspiring against… no, they're not conspiring against you. You don't have that much proof. Seubi wants you to think that everything's as it was. Perhaps they are. Maybe they just like to talk to each other, rank to rank, have a nice bitch session about their dumbass boss and their dumbass underlings. Perfectly reasonable. You've done that a bunch of times. But do you want to take that risk? This is something that could end you in the chop.

WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
[]- BETRAYAL: He wants to ice you. No two ways about it. Think, Marquis, he's friendly with Alessandro, and so is Luca. What did Alessandro do? Try to get you fired. You think just because you lavished that fuck with a rank and a cursorary help, he's suddenly your ride or die? Please! Yon triple threat is going to ice you out of your position, sooner or later. It might be lethal, it might be bureaucratic, but it all portends in your power, your vast and awesome control over the Northern Front, being denuded. So do something about that!
[]- INDEPENDANCE: The rank of Lieutenant Admiral is too small for Seubi, who is a prince nevertheless. He's pissed that his birth rank never gave him shit in the Empire, which one, it shouldn't, given that he joined the military where everyone's a maggot (unless you aren't a maggot), and two, is totally understandable. Does he want your job? Either Chairman of the United Shipping Board or Marquis-Admiral, both impossible ranks for this shrub to achieve. Yet you get the feeling he's reaching for it. His alliances with two gens, one a meathead, the other disfavoured, points to him as a burgeoning kingmaker within your army.
[]- SKATE OUT: You think he's planning to quit. This is going to play merry double triple hell on your org chart. Really! The nerve! You need him, one to interface and smooth over any issues with the auxilae, two to be your number two. Imagine a world where people forsake their sacral duty for a plum pension and maybe a no-show consultancy job. It would be hell! In any case, you gotta figure out what to do. Maybe dangle a couple of juicy assignments to him, or drown him in work, anything to stop him from handing in his notice of retirement.
 
[X]- SKATE OUT: You think he's planning to quit. This is going to play merry double triple hell on your org chart. Really! The nerve! You need him, one to interface and smooth over any issues with the auxilae, two to be your number two. Imagine a world where people forsake their sacral duty for a plum pension and maybe a no-show consultancy job. It would be hell! In any case, you gotta figure out what to do. Maybe dangle a couple of juicy assignments to him, or drown him in work, anything to stop him from handing in his notice of retirement.
 
[X]- SKATE OUT: You think he's planning to quit. This is going to play merry double triple hell on your org chart. Really! The nerve! You need him, one to interface and smooth over any issues with the auxilae, two to be your number two. Imagine a world where people forsake their sacral duty for a plum pension and maybe a no-show consultancy job. It would be hell! In any case, you gotta figure out what to do. Maybe dangle a couple of juicy assignments to him, or drown him in work, anything to stop him from handing in his notice of retirement.

I mean, he's pretty much all but screaming it, and we've set too good an example for him.
 
[X]- SKATE OUT: You think he's planning to quit. This is going to play merry double triple hell on your org chart. Really! The nerve! You need him, one to interface and smooth over any issues with the auxilae, two to be your number two. Imagine a world where people forsake their sacral duty for a plum pension and maybe a no-show consultancy job. It would be hell! In any case, you gotta figure out what to do. Maybe dangle a couple of juicy assignments to him, or drown him in work, anything to stop him from handing in his notice of retirement.

Yeah he wants to cash out.
 
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