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Hey Datcord, guess what we can do!

Datcord said:
"If I had the power, I'd make a banner and give myself a Squishy rating," I said.
"That's what I'd do if I had it for FIVE minutes," I said.
"Hey, guess what I just did," Squishy said.


In summary: Idly Squishies are the devil's hands.

AND WHERE'S MY RATING, YOU JERK?!
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No longer my responsibility to deal with this and it feels good :D
 
Unseelie said:
Where though? Can't seem to find the post.
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Real answer: Staff Discord.

logiccosmic said:
Rule 7:

All posts must contain at least one pun on threat of punishment
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And this is how we know you're the real monster here.

Baughn said:
I have banned the 'Squishy' rating in the thread.
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I take it back, YOU are the real monster here!

Turing Decidable said:
I'd be drinking myself into a stupor right now if I didn't have work tomorrow
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Don't worry! I'll do it for you!

logiccosmic said:
And subtext down here
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I'm good at spotting subtext! Ask anyone!
 
TheOneMoiderah said:
Bad users will be deleted.

Not their accounts. I mean the users themselves.
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That targeted users. Users.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks performing some of the dullest, most mentally exhausting arguments. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a digital like saying we did.

We'll punish ourselves doing things others would consider torture, because someone is wrong on the internet

We'll spend most if not all of our free time spaghetti posting the calcs of a Marine the size of Saturn all to draw out a concession

Many of us have lost careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the arguments, all day, the same arguments over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know ever little detail such that some have gained such enlightnemnt they can circular firing squad blindfolded

Do these other users have any ideas how many drafts we've deleted, posts infracted, and PMs sent in frustration? All to latter be referred to as e-peens?

These other users he honestly think this is a Battle they can win? They don't rate our posts? We are already socking likebots. They take our hands out of our pants? We put them back in. They think telling us to stop, or that's illegal, or it doesn't matter if she's actually 2000 is going to change us? We've been called worse things when we go home for Thanksgiving. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their censure and disgust. Who enjoy the battle of using International law enforcement to kidnap Directors. Our obsession with frozen fruit is so deeply ingrained from dealing with years of people not letting us say user words that we will apply it across the pond and to every jurisdiction.

Users are read on legal matters, argumentative by nature. We are challenjour. The worst thing you did in all of this is try to have rules. You aren't our moms, I'm pooping in your apartment, and fuck your couch. This is just another bottom text.
 
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logiccosmic said:
That targeted users. Users.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks performing some of the dullest, most mentally exhausting arguments. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a digital like saying we did.

We'll punish ourselves doing things others would consider torture, because someone is wrong on the internet

We'll spend most if not all of our free time spaghetti posting the calcs of a Marine the size of Saturn all to draw out a concession

Many of us have lost careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the arguments, all day, the same arguments over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know ever little detail such that some have gained such enlightnemnt they can circular firing squad blindfolded

Do these other users have any ideas how many drafts we've deleted, posts infracted, and PMs sent in frustration? All to latter be referred to as e-peens?
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Or you could be like me, and just watch these people do this for your amusement. #LurkersUnite
 
logiccosmic said:
That targeted users. Users.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks performing some of the dullest, most mentally exhausting arguments. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a digital like saying we did.

We'll punish ourselves doing things others would consider torture, because someone is wrong on the internet

We'll spend most if not all of our free time spaghetti posting the calcs of a Marine the size of Saturn all to draw out a concession

Many of us have lost careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the arguments, all day, the same arguments over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know ever little detail such that some have gained such enlightnemnt they can circular firing squad blindfolded

Do these other users have any ideas how many drafts we've deleted, posts infracted, and PMs sent in frustration? All to latter be referred to as e-peens?

These other users he honestly think this is a Battle they can win? They don't rate our posts? We are already socking likebots. They take our hands out of our pants? We put them back in. They think telling us to stop, or that's illegal, or it doesn't matter if she's actually 2000 is going to change us? We've been called worse things when we go home for Thanksgiving. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their censure and disgust. Who enjoy the battle of using International law enforcement to kidnap Directors. Our obsession with frozen fruit is so deeply ingrained from dealing with years of people not letting us say user words that we will apply it across the pond and to every jurisdiction.

Users are read on legal matters, argumentative by nature. We are challenjour. The worst thing you did in all of this is try to have rules. You aren't our moms, I'm pooping in your apartment, and fuck your couch. This is just another bottom text.
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*is fucking destroyed*
 
Broken Base said:
Little did your average SV member know that if you get deleted on SV

you get deleted in real life.
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So what you're saying is that if I become a councilor, I can decide who lives and who dies? I become master of life and death? The unwashed masses will be forced to kneel before me and beg for my forgiveness?

Sign me up! Vote Chungus this august, everyone!
 
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