Heir To The World (Medaka Box/JJBA) - Revamped SV Version!
- Thread starter Alexander89
- Start date
- Crossover
- Location
- Florida
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
--[X] Get more popcorn because Shiranui ate the last batch.
---[X] Get even more popcorn because Shiranui is a bottomless black hole.
----[X] Finally get some popcorn because you've distracted Shiranui with a thrown chicken drumstick.
-[X] Get popcorn.
--[X] Get more popcorn because Shiranui ate the last batch.
---[X] Get even more popcorn because Shiranui is a bottomless black hole.
----[X] Finally get some popcorn because you've distracted Shiranui with a thrown chicken drumstick.
TheNamelessHero
I am wrath, I am steel, I am the mercy of angels.
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
-[X] Get popcorn.
- Location
- The Beginning of the End
[X] Deal with them alone before Medaka
-[X] Because Medaka is right, this is the duty of the king, but she isn't the king, you are.
--[X] Go full Muda Muda Muda
-[X] Because Medaka is right, this is the duty of the king, but she isn't the king, you are.
--[X] Go full Muda Muda Muda
Shape of Fire
Burns
Well, duh:
ZEN doesn't want to be the king; he wants to be the man behind the man.
ChildishChimera
A umbran summon
- Location
- New York
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
--[X] Get more popcorn because Shiranui ate the last batch.
---[X] Get even more popcorn because Shiranui is a bottomless black hole.
----[X] Finally get some popcorn because you've distracted Shiranui with a thrown chicken drumstick.
-[X] Get popcorn.
--[X] Get more popcorn because Shiranui ate the last batch.
---[X] Get even more popcorn because Shiranui is a bottomless black hole.
----[X] Finally get some popcorn because you've distracted Shiranui with a thrown chicken drumstick.
Alexander89
Pet the pretty kitty? Y/N
- Location
- Italy
Tally:
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
No. of Votes: 16
[X] Incite an even bigger force of people from the ones that did vote for Medaka to show that trashy trash his place without even lifting a finger.
No. of Votes: 4
[X] Deal with them alone before Medaka
-[X] Because Medaka is right, this is the duty of the king, but she isn't the king, you are.
--[X] Go full Muda Muda Muda
No. of Votes: 3
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
--[X] Get more popcorn because Shiranui ate the last batch.
---[X] Get even more popcorn because Shiranui is a bottomless black hole.
----[X] Finally get some popcorn because you've distracted Shiranui with a thrown chicken drumstick.
No. of Votes: 2
[X] Deal with them alone before Medaka.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
No. of Votes: 1
Feeling like double update today.
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
No. of Votes: 16
No. of Votes: 4
[X] Deal with them alone before Medaka
-[X] Because Medaka is right, this is the duty of the king, but she isn't the king, you are.
--[X] Go full Muda Muda Muda
No. of Votes: 3
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
--[X] Get more popcorn because Shiranui ate the last batch.
---[X] Get even more popcorn because Shiranui is a bottomless black hole.
----[X] Finally get some popcorn because you've distracted Shiranui with a thrown chicken drumstick.
No. of Votes: 2
[X] Deal with them alone before Medaka.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
No. of Votes: 1
Feeling like double update today.
- Location
- Florida
I'll get the popcorn.
AJjrSpruill
Mildly peeved
- Location
- The Boonies
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
-[X] Get popcorn.
Sorry but Shiranui ate it all...
burningclaw2
The Power of the Tomato!
[X] Leave them to Medaka
Dam it! You, and everyone else, stole my idea!
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
-[X] Invite Shiranui
-[X] Sell tickets
Why watch alone?
Edit: *notices next page and half of that idea was already taken*
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Chapter Two: 6
Alexander89
Pet the pretty kitty? Y/N
- Location
- Italy
[X] Leave them to Medaka.
-[X] Get popcorn.
Kanoya and his goons are definitely not something worth getting excited over. Truly, the only opponent that should evoke such a reaction should be you.
"Be grateful trash: Medaka is compassionate enough to treat even people like you seriously." You roll your eyes before also leaving the rooftop, your internal clock telling you lunch break is almost over. "At least make your defeat an amusing spectacle to behold." You take another few steps before stopping, one hand on your chin. "Uhm..."
"Zenkichi. Didn't I say I don't want you unnecessarily intruding?" Medaka asks you with a raised eyebrow.
"I'm not intruding." You raise the bowl of popcorn. "I'm here to enjoy the show."
"I see." She smiles, fan snapping close. "In that case you can stay!"
"Much obligated." Then you look at the sign Medaka put on the wall and suppress a snicker. Like you said Medaka has no business in comedy, but sometimes she unintentionally creates masterpieces: case in point, the sign that can be translated both as [Junior Welcoming Party] and [Retainers Removing Their Lord]. She also prepared a refreshment for them.
After a while the door slams open, revealing Kanoya at the head of nine other guys, all of them wielding delinquent weapons like iron rods and bats full of nails. "Hitoyoshi!" He snarls. "So you have decided to defy me!"
"You mean, you were expecting something different?" You deadpan while popping some popcorn into your mouth.
"Welcome respectable Juniors and fellow Freshmen!" Medaka proclaims, using her first Special Skill: the [Preaching To The Lesser Mortals]. With it her larger-than-life presence skyrockets, giving the onlookers the illusion Medaka is a Buddha delivering divine wisdom. "I have prepared sweets, sushi and many types of drinks, all of them non alcoholic of course."
While the goons look confused Kanoya gives a cursory glance around, fury mounting at what he likely perceives as deliberate mocking. "Kurokami Medaka!" He roars while jumping forwards, bat raised above his head. "I've come to take back the seat of President you stole from me!"
'First step: stun them.'
Before the bat could reach Medaka she stops it. By holding one of the nail's heads between two chopsticks.
'Second step: give a speech about salvation.'
"What a shame..." Medaka begins, effortlessly holding in place the bat even as if she shift into a pose that shouldn't allow that kind of leverage. Kanoya tries to pull it back, but it's like trying to move an elephant. "It is rather clear that once you were innocent boys as pure as angels. However you were not blessed with love and good fortune, leading to you walking the path of violence until today."
"What the fuck are you doing?!" Kanoya roars to the still stunned goons. "Attack her!"
"Don't worry!" Medaka's look of serene understanding shifts to something every shark in the world would be proud of. "In order to prevent you from doing evil ever again, I will transform you into allies of justice!"
"What the hell are you trying to pull here?!" Kanoya lets go of the bat and swings his fists, just as the others change ahead.
'Third step: righteous application of violence.'
"ORA!" Medaka cries as she delivers a barrage of rapid-fire punches, eyes white and mouth open into a maniac smile. "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!!"
You eat more popcorn.
Later on Kanoya and his goons didn't become allies of justice, but nonetheless stopped with the delinquent activities.
[*]
One Week Later
"Zenkichi!" Medaka greets you in her underwears, the only other article of clothing on her person the open upper judo uniform. "We're going to the Judo Club today."
"A naked Medaka. My usual morning is thus complete." You comment with a casual tone while closing the door. "The Judo Club? What do they need?"
"Are you familiar with the club's captain, 3rd year Nabeshima?" She hands you a piece of paper. "There is a request from her in the suggestion box."
"Nekomi Nabeshima? Yeah, I know her." You take the paper and start to read. "She asked me a few times to join the Judo Club, but I refused." She is also known as the [Queen of Foul Play] of the Judo world, due to her habit to use basically all possible not-prohibited tricks to win against her opponents.
"Even though she's the captain she'll be retiring soon, so she wants me to help her appoint a successor."
"I see." It's not so rare, for a captain to pass the torch well before graduation. "And I come into play, how?"
"I thought it a good occasion to see a familiar face."
Familiar face? Oh, that guy. You've rather not see him at all, but you also don't really feel like leaving Medaka alone with him.
"Well well! Welcome!" Nabeshima greets Medaka with a cheerful smile. She is a girl with light green hair and purple eyes: even if she is a senior she's not very tall. "I'm the one who sent the request. I'm the captain of the Judo Club, Nabeshima Nekomi. Thanks for coming today!"
"I'm Kurokami from the Student Council." Medaka shakes Nabeshima's hand. "I'll do everything I can to help you today."
"Yup yup! I'm counting on you Kurokami-san!"
While they chat you lean on the wall and cross your arms. You doubt you need to interfere, unless-
"Oh, right! Before that there is someone I want to introduce you to." Nabeshima looks at one door. "Akune! hey Akune!"
Yeah, unless that guy is here too.
The door opens and from it walks out a tall boy with shoulder-length blond hair and yellow eyes. Giving off a [prince charming] aura he walks in front of Medaka and kneels down. "My apologies for being out of touch for so long Medaka-san. I've been waiting, hoping you haven't forgotten me because of the duties of your new position. I have been eagerly awaiting our reunion."
'Ladies and gentlemen, meet Akune Kouki.' You deadpan in your mind. There is no shortage of people infatuated with Medaka of both genders, but this guy definitely deserves the title of [most creepy one].
"...Stop your formal act, 2nd year Akune. I can tell from the other members: it's obvious someone like you arranged this act beforehand." Medaka remarks with a no-nonsense tone.
"Not at all." The lie flows like water from Akune's mouth. "I simply didn't want to embarrass myself by acting too proud. It's thanks to you that I am the way I am today."
'Unfortunately so, he's right.'
Medaka grabs his head and pulls it up, forcing Akune to look at her. "If you want to thank me then don't bow your head!" She commands. "Do it proudly, sticking your chest out!"
"Y-Yes ma'am!" Akune replies with the blissful face of a little girl who received a compliment from her first crush. "I'll do as you say!"
Dignity just got murdered, robbed and tossed in a well before a cat crapped into it.
"Whoops, sorry!" Medaka turns around, hopefully to get away from Akune. "Well, to get on to my job as the student council president: we're here to decide the successor, basically the next captain, right?" She glares at Akune. "For now you're a special case 2nd year Akune. Go and chat a bit with Zenkichi." Medaka, you traitor! "I'm sure you two have a lot to discuss amongst yourselves."
Akune keeps looking at Medaka and blushing until he's next to you. Then he regards you, and instantly switches to disgust. "Long time no see...Ummm, what's your name again?"
[] "Zenkichi Hitoyoshi. Nice to meet you Akune-sempai."
[] "Zenkichi Hitoyoshi. Who the hell are you?"
[] "No sense in giving my name to someone with a brain the size of a pebble."
[] "...Zenkichi."
[] "Zenkichi Hitoyoshi."
[] "Why should I give my name to someone who refuse to do the same?"
[] "Good joke Akune-san. It's me, Zenkichi!"
[] "Hitoyoshi. Zenkichi Hitoyoshi."
[] "I have no name to give to the likes of you."
[] Write-in.
-[X] Get popcorn.
Kanoya and his goons are definitely not something worth getting excited over. Truly, the only opponent that should evoke such a reaction should be you.
"Be grateful trash: Medaka is compassionate enough to treat even people like you seriously." You roll your eyes before also leaving the rooftop, your internal clock telling you lunch break is almost over. "At least make your defeat an amusing spectacle to behold." You take another few steps before stopping, one hand on your chin. "Uhm..."
[*]
"Zenkichi. Didn't I say I don't want you unnecessarily intruding?" Medaka asks you with a raised eyebrow.
"I'm not intruding." You raise the bowl of popcorn. "I'm here to enjoy the show."
"I see." She smiles, fan snapping close. "In that case you can stay!"
"Much obligated." Then you look at the sign Medaka put on the wall and suppress a snicker. Like you said Medaka has no business in comedy, but sometimes she unintentionally creates masterpieces: case in point, the sign that can be translated both as [Junior Welcoming Party] and [Retainers Removing Their Lord]. She also prepared a refreshment for them.
After a while the door slams open, revealing Kanoya at the head of nine other guys, all of them wielding delinquent weapons like iron rods and bats full of nails. "Hitoyoshi!" He snarls. "So you have decided to defy me!"
"You mean, you were expecting something different?" You deadpan while popping some popcorn into your mouth.
"Welcome respectable Juniors and fellow Freshmen!" Medaka proclaims, using her first Special Skill: the [Preaching To The Lesser Mortals]. With it her larger-than-life presence skyrockets, giving the onlookers the illusion Medaka is a Buddha delivering divine wisdom. "I have prepared sweets, sushi and many types of drinks, all of them non alcoholic of course."
While the goons look confused Kanoya gives a cursory glance around, fury mounting at what he likely perceives as deliberate mocking. "Kurokami Medaka!" He roars while jumping forwards, bat raised above his head. "I've come to take back the seat of President you stole from me!"
'First step: stun them.'
Before the bat could reach Medaka she stops it. By holding one of the nail's heads between two chopsticks.
'Second step: give a speech about salvation.'
"What a shame..." Medaka begins, effortlessly holding in place the bat even as if she shift into a pose that shouldn't allow that kind of leverage. Kanoya tries to pull it back, but it's like trying to move an elephant. "It is rather clear that once you were innocent boys as pure as angels. However you were not blessed with love and good fortune, leading to you walking the path of violence until today."
"What the fuck are you doing?!" Kanoya roars to the still stunned goons. "Attack her!"
"Don't worry!" Medaka's look of serene understanding shifts to something every shark in the world would be proud of. "In order to prevent you from doing evil ever again, I will transform you into allies of justice!"
"What the hell are you trying to pull here?!" Kanoya lets go of the bat and swings his fists, just as the others change ahead.
'Third step: righteous application of violence.'
"ORA!" Medaka cries as she delivers a barrage of rapid-fire punches, eyes white and mouth open into a maniac smile. "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!!"
You eat more popcorn.
Later on Kanoya and his goons didn't become allies of justice, but nonetheless stopped with the delinquent activities.
[*]
One Week Later
"Zenkichi!" Medaka greets you in her underwears, the only other article of clothing on her person the open upper judo uniform. "We're going to the Judo Club today."
"A naked Medaka. My usual morning is thus complete." You comment with a casual tone while closing the door. "The Judo Club? What do they need?"
"Are you familiar with the club's captain, 3rd year Nabeshima?" She hands you a piece of paper. "There is a request from her in the suggestion box."
"Nekomi Nabeshima? Yeah, I know her." You take the paper and start to read. "She asked me a few times to join the Judo Club, but I refused." She is also known as the [Queen of Foul Play] of the Judo world, due to her habit to use basically all possible not-prohibited tricks to win against her opponents.
"Even though she's the captain she'll be retiring soon, so she wants me to help her appoint a successor."
"I see." It's not so rare, for a captain to pass the torch well before graduation. "And I come into play, how?"
"I thought it a good occasion to see a familiar face."
Familiar face? Oh, that guy. You've rather not see him at all, but you also don't really feel like leaving Medaka alone with him.
[*]
"Well well! Welcome!" Nabeshima greets Medaka with a cheerful smile. She is a girl with light green hair and purple eyes: even if she is a senior she's not very tall. "I'm the one who sent the request. I'm the captain of the Judo Club, Nabeshima Nekomi. Thanks for coming today!"
"I'm Kurokami from the Student Council." Medaka shakes Nabeshima's hand. "I'll do everything I can to help you today."
"Yup yup! I'm counting on you Kurokami-san!"
While they chat you lean on the wall and cross your arms. You doubt you need to interfere, unless-
"Oh, right! Before that there is someone I want to introduce you to." Nabeshima looks at one door. "Akune! hey Akune!"
Yeah, unless that guy is here too.
The door opens and from it walks out a tall boy with shoulder-length blond hair and yellow eyes. Giving off a [prince charming] aura he walks in front of Medaka and kneels down. "My apologies for being out of touch for so long Medaka-san. I've been waiting, hoping you haven't forgotten me because of the duties of your new position. I have been eagerly awaiting our reunion."
'Ladies and gentlemen, meet Akune Kouki.' You deadpan in your mind. There is no shortage of people infatuated with Medaka of both genders, but this guy definitely deserves the title of [most creepy one].
"...Stop your formal act, 2nd year Akune. I can tell from the other members: it's obvious someone like you arranged this act beforehand." Medaka remarks with a no-nonsense tone.
"Not at all." The lie flows like water from Akune's mouth. "I simply didn't want to embarrass myself by acting too proud. It's thanks to you that I am the way I am today."
'Unfortunately so, he's right.'
Medaka grabs his head and pulls it up, forcing Akune to look at her. "If you want to thank me then don't bow your head!" She commands. "Do it proudly, sticking your chest out!"
"Y-Yes ma'am!" Akune replies with the blissful face of a little girl who received a compliment from her first crush. "I'll do as you say!"
Dignity just got murdered, robbed and tossed in a well before a cat crapped into it.
"Whoops, sorry!" Medaka turns around, hopefully to get away from Akune. "Well, to get on to my job as the student council president: we're here to decide the successor, basically the next captain, right?" She glares at Akune. "For now you're a special case 2nd year Akune. Go and chat a bit with Zenkichi." Medaka, you traitor! "I'm sure you two have a lot to discuss amongst yourselves."
Akune keeps looking at Medaka and blushing until he's next to you. Then he regards you, and instantly switches to disgust. "Long time no see...Ummm, what's your name again?"
[] "Zenkichi Hitoyoshi. Nice to meet you Akune-sempai."
[] "Zenkichi Hitoyoshi. Who the hell are you?"
[] "No sense in giving my name to someone with a brain the size of a pebble."
[] "...Zenkichi."
[] "Zenkichi Hitoyoshi."
[] "Why should I give my name to someone who refuse to do the same?"
[] "Good joke Akune-san. It's me, Zenkichi!"
[] "Hitoyoshi. Zenkichi Hitoyoshi."
[] "I have no name to give to the likes of you."
[] Write-in.
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OverReactionGuy
Verified Sanity
[]Do the Jairaya poses and dance and introduce yourself in a glorious manner
....Nah, too much.
....Nah, too much.
- Location
- Florida
[X] "I have no name to give to the likes of you."
I like it. It carries an undercurrent of seething hatred.
Perfect.
I like it. It carries an undercurrent of seething hatred.
Perfect.
- Location
- England
[X] "Why should I give my name to someone who refuse to do the same?"
Knight-Radiant
Recovering Rageaholic
[X] "I have no name to give to the likes of you."
ChildishChimera
A umbran summon
- Location
- New York
[X] "No sense in giving my name to someone with a brain the size of a pebble."
Let the games begin
Let the games begin