"HANDS OFF MY STUFF!" Fighting the Adventurer Menace

[X] Set your mana soldiers to lie in ambush on either side of the door, and fall back to the top floor with Lorena and the dogs, sealing the barrier behind you.
-[X] Once there, continue summoning mana soldiers until you can't comfortably summon any more, leaving a little in reserve for spells, while directing Lorena to magically attack the enemy through the windows.
-[X] "You're bringing this on yourselves."

I'm not really feeling that taunt as being in character for Def, to be honest.
 
[X] Set your mana soldiers to lie in ambush on either side of the door, and fall back to the top floor with Lorena and the dogs, sealing the barrier behind you.
-[X] Once there, continue summoning mana soldiers until you can't comfortably summon any more, leaving a little in reserve for spells, while directing Lorena to magically attack the enemy through the windows.
-[X] "You're bringing this on yourselves."
 
[X] Set your mana soldiers to lie in ambush on either side of the door, and fall back to the top floor with Lorena and the dogs, sealing the barrier behind you.
-[X] Once there, continue summoning mana soldiers until you can't comfortably summon any more, leaving a little in reserve for spells, while directing Lorena to magically attack the enemy through the windows.
-[X] "You're bringing this on yourselves."
 
[X] Set your mana soldiers to lie in ambush on either side of the door, and fall back to the top floor with Lorena and the dogs, sealing the barrier behind you.
-[X] Once there, continue summoning mana soldiers until you can't comfortably summon any more, leaving a little in reserve for spells, while directing Lorena to magically attack the enemy through the windows.
-[X] "You're bringing this on yourselves."
 
[X] Set your mana soldiers to lie inambush on either side of the door, and fall back to the top floor with Lorena and the dogs, sealing the barrier behind you.
-[X] Once there, continue summoning mana soldiers until you can't comfortably summon any more, leaving a little in reserve for spells, while directing Lorena to magically attack the enemy through the windows.
-[X] "You're bringing this on yourselves."
 
Battle Royale
"You're bringing this on yourselves!" You yell out.

"Three!"

Before you can tell Lorena or your dogs to get upstairs, the orc breaks down your door. Your scythe trap swings down and hits him right in the chest. However, the blade doesn't run him through like it has before on others. It only sinks an inch, maybe two. He rips the scythe from it's housing on the ceiling and tosses it to the ground. It lands near your feet as he runs forward. A pair of mana soldiers block his way, ready to start fighting.

Your blade launcher trap fires next while the orc is charging. Most of the blades strike the orc's heavy metal plate, failing to penetrate. But a single blade sails past his large frame. The single blade strikes a man near the rear of the group, right near his heart.

But you barely notice the man's screams of pain as Lorena launches a fireball at the orc. The giant mercenary legs out a savage cry as he charges at two of your mana soldiers.

Another mercenary, this one a young human carrying a two handed axe follows the orc inside. Reason lunges at him, but he blocks the dog with his axe. But Incentive runs at him from the side, knocking the man to the ground and clawing at his face. Right behind the man another mercenary, this one a human woman with a single long, thin dagger, pulls back, intent to run your dog through.

"Mangy mutt!" She yells before she does the deed.

Before she can stab Incentive, your third mana soldier slashes the woman. She clutches the wound on her right arm, but gets ready to fight the magical construct.

Finally, a fourth mercenary sprints inside, longsword drawn. He ducks, barely a blast of lightning from Lorena that was aimed at the orc, whose armor is now covered in cuts, scratches, and burns. He looks at you with bloodlust in his eyes. He runs right for you, sword raised high.

You aren't much of a fighter. Never have been. But you brought a weapon with you just in case you were attached. If you had to, you could try to defend yourself.

You could run for the staircase, though all of the fighting is happening between you and the doorway. You'd have to be fast or lucky not to get hit, even accidentally.

You also have enough mana to summon two more soldiers, you could summon them to give yourself some breathing room, though you wouldn't have any magic until your mana reserves recovered.

[] You fight the man yourself.
- [] A dagger
- [] Hand to hand.
- [] The piece of the scythe trap that is on the ground.
- [] Halberd
- [] Crossbow
- [] Magic

[] Summon another mana soldier.

[] "Reason, Incentive! Kill!"

[] "Lorena! Help!"

[] Make a break for the stairway.

[] Write in.
 
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[X] Summon another mana soldier.

We're an engineer/mage/dark lord. Tossing mooks at the problem rather than going ourselves is what we're good at and it's also thematically appropriate.
 
[X] Summon another mana soldier.
-[X] Then shoot him.

Also, no mercy to these assholes. They try to MURDER EVERYONE and KILL OUR DOGS TOO for not coming along with bunch of suspicious thugs. If it wasn't risky, I would suggest finding their employer and making him into warning example too. We need to develop John Wick esque reputation: if you mess with inhabitant of this house, you are dead.
 
We need some magic or maybe acid traps. Carve a compartment into the top of the door frame. While whomever rips the the door open is distracted by the scythe trap, have the same trigger break a vial of acid and pour it right on them. A magic attack could also work.

That, or we should replace our blade launcher trap with a damn ballista or heavy crossbow, because it seems heavy armor is negating a lot of our traps. Plate should be easily pierced by large bolt, especially at these ranges.

[X] Summon another mana soldier.
-[X] Then shoot him.
 
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I have suggested installing more Hammer traps. They are functionally identical to Scythe ones, but are also effective against armor.

We should also seriously consider making new rooms to confuse invaders, or make the door purely decorative trap and brick up the doorway, putting the entrance somewhere else. The invaders are starting to clearly grow familiar with our tricks, so it is time to change up. And after this we definitely have to talk to Dom about more protection.
 
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[X] Set your mana soldiers to lie in ambush on either side of the door, and fall back to the top floor with Lorena and the dogs, sealing the barrier behind you.
-[X] Once there, continue summoning mana soldiers until you can't comfortably summon any more, leaving a little in reserve for spells, while directing Lorena to magically attack the enemy through the windows.
-[X] You're bringing this on yourselves.
No. of votes: 4
Skewfiend, atrophy, schlega, DarknutLord

[X] Summon another mana soldier.
No. of votes: 2
DreamerGhost, angelofwhim

[X] Summon another mana soldier.
-[X] Then shoot him.
No. of votes: 5
TotallyNotEvil, ChildishChimera, HeuristicKeeper, veekie, MacroDaemon
 
Battle Royal Part 2
You quickly summon the soldier, and it appears just a few feet in front of you. The man quickly changes direction, trying to go around the construct but it bashes hiss head with it's shield. The mercenary stumbles, and then turns on the mana soldier.

The mercenary slashes at the mana soldier, but your it blocks the mercenary's attack with it's shield. While he is fighting your soldier, you reach for your crossbow and clumsily load a bolt in. You take aim, trying to hit the mercenary's torso. The sounds of fighting are all around you. The orc mercenary cuts down one of your mana soldiers, Incentive tears...something out of the axe wielding mercenary's throat and his struggles cease. Lorena shoots a blast of magic, similar to your own Nova Shot, but much larger. The blast hits the mercenary, sending her crumpled form to the ground.

You fire the crossbow bolt and it sails wide, embedding itself in the wall. You swear, loading another bolt in your crossbow. As you do, you catch a glance of your mana soldier fighting the human mercenary that tried to attack you. The mercenary slashes the construct. It stumbles backwards, and starts flickering, like a candle about to be snuffed out.

Finally, you see the dwarf entering your home carrying his crossbow. He takes aim at Incentive and fires. The bolt hits the dog's body. She collapses to the ground and lets out a howl in pain. She's still alive, but you don't know for how long.

Reason jumps on the dwarf almost immediately, clawing and tearing at him. The dwarf punches Reason, but that just makes him angrier and he keeps mauling the man.

Before you can aim, the orc mercenary, just finished with dispatching the second mana soldier that he had to fight. His back is to you but he's approaching Lorena, warhammer held high. She's using her left hand,to maintain a magical barrier and using her right to hold her staff, the tip of which is surrounded by a veil of lightning and darkness.

[] Attack the dwarf.
- [] Write in
[] Attack the orc.
- [] Write in
[] Attack the human.
- [] Write in
[] Make a break for upstairs
- [] Try to bring Incentive with you.
[] Write in.
 
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