Glorious Shotgun Princess (ME/Exalted) Thread #2

Durabys said:
Sorry Synapse. I forgot to add "try" into the last quoted sentence. :p



So Shepard will get a massive ass kicking from the Prothean Emperor? At least that will curb Shepards arrogance that there are still bigger fish then her at the moment.
Calling Javik the Prothean Emperor would be more likely to set him off, as to him that is a direct comparison to Athame.
 
aeroprime said:
Oh boy. Would there be a star system left after that brawl? :eek:
Yes, easily. Javik is an elder combat-focused Dawn. Shepard is a young Zenith with a few combat Charms.

Javik probably won't even scratch any paintjobs in the time it takes him to beat her unconscious and tie her arms and legs together. She's going to get creamed.
 
GreggHL said:
Calling Javik the Prothean Emperor would be more likely to set him off, as to him that is a direct comparison to Athame.
So..Prothean Ruler? Regent? Protector?
Aleph said:
Yes, easily. Javik is an elder combat-focused Dawn. Shepard is a young Zenith with a few combat Charms.

Javik probably won't even scratch any paintjobs in the time it takes him to beat her unconscious and tie her arms and legs together. She's going to get creamed.
Exactly as I said. Either spamming low-level attacks or unleashing just a few of the high-level but super-specialised targetable ones. Jane won't be probably capable to do any fighting for that week after such ass kickcing.
 
The Normandy is is scheduled to depart in three hours, giving just enough time for this. Floors tick by as Joker stands next to Kasumi, the thief and the pilot in silent contemplation. Agreement. Synergy.

The doors open, releasing the sterile air of the Vault. Passing by ancient Krogan statues, reliefs of great spiders and flowing stone waterfalls, they come to the free standing head of the massive, crowned lady. Kasumi nods, hands folded behind her. Joker steps forward.

Almost immediately, he falls to his knees, arms up and hands held out towards Lady Liberty.

"You MANIACS!" Joker yells, top of his lungs. Kasumi quirks her lip. "YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

Kasumi walks over, helping him up. "Yep. That's exactly it." She shrugs. "Tip of my tongue. Never saw the remakes, though."

"Remakes?"

"One in the early twenty first." She shudders. "No one talks about that one."
 
Planet of the Apes. It is somewhat relevant?
 
Gamerex27 said:
You'd think Auto would have mentioned it to Shepard and Kasumi at some point. Then again, it takes a while to really set in (I don't think it would even affect Garrus at all, since there's no Wyrd here), and this IS Auto we're talking about. The second he thought of that, he probably forgot and started thinking of how he could make a rocket-powered thresher maw cluster bomb.
Or, just as likely:

Auto: Oh yeah, the siblings I was an accomplice to the murder of put a death curse on my new friends! I should probably tell them that they're probably going to turn into complete supervillains at some point! ...And then they won't want to be my friend anymore, because I created Exaltations....

You know what let's jump that hurdle when we come to it I'm sure they won't Limit Break too badly.
 
madbob said:
head of statue of liberty in Hock's vault...if the game had let me do that, I would have...it would be hard to resist, and as we all know, resisitance is futile
You mean you would have a hard time to resist shouting as well? :p
Forgetful said:
Like a katamari ball, contained in mass effect fields?
Shut up! Don't bring up that episode of the last thread!
 
The Normandy is is scheduled to depart in three hours, giving just enough time for this. Floors tick by as Joker stands next to Kasumi, the thief and the pilot in silent contemplation. Agreement. Synergy.

The doors open, releasing the sterile air of the Vault. Passing by ancient Krogan statues, reliefs of great spiders and flowing stone waterfalls, they come to the free standing head of the massive, crowned lady. Kasumi nods, hands folded behind her. Joker steps forward.

Almost immediately, he falls to his knees, arms up and hands held out towards Lady Liberty.

"You MANIACS!" Joker yells, top of his lungs. Kasumi quirks her lip. "YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

Kasumi walks over, helping him up. "Yep. That's exactly it." She shrugs. "Tip of my tongue. Never saw the remakes, though."

"Remakes?"

"One in the early twenty first." She shudders. "No one talks about that one."

He nods, and they begin walking back towards the elevator. "So, question," Joker starts, "How'd Garrus get to Illium? Because I'm pretty sure you had something to do with it."

"Stole the house we were in, moved it to Nos Astra."

Joker opens and closes his mouth. He stares at her. "So...that's like a magic stealing thing, right?"

She shakes her head. "No, no. It's a magic dodgy thing." Joker stares at her harder. "Sidereals avoid danger by removing themselves from the scene. I can dodge danger by removing myself and the scene." She shrugs, as they enter the elevator. "It's all about associations. I can associate the danger with the house. I can also rewrite associations between two people."

Joker nods. Cocking an eyebrow, he tilts his head. "You...didn't do that with me, did you? Like, rewrite things so Kelly suddenly found me attractive, right?"

She shakes her head. "Nah. Smashfists and the Thresher Maw did the work for that one." She grins. "Anyway, associations. College of Endings had the trick I used to save Tali. It's about finishing things; End conflict, end disease, end life. I take some tricks from them, and from the College of Journeys."

She smiles, showing teeth. "College of Serenity's a personal fave of mine, though. Did a few tricks on the Normandy with that."

Joker works his jaw, turning to her. "So, that makes you...what? Other than a magic pixie space ninja?"

She presses the button for the ground floor, grinning in the shadows of her hood. "Why, my dear Joker, I am the Godfather of Happiness. I create it. But most of the time..." The doors begin to close. "I move it. Or as they say, There once was a Maiden..."

And the doors close.
 
Endymion said:
Wait, does this mean there is a copy of The Broken-Winged Crane in the Mass Effect Universe and Kasumi has read it?!?
No. Those are all standard Sidereal tricks.

And the 'There once was a Maiden' intro is closely associated with Sidereals for a reason, all their Charm trees except Greater Astrology have a short verse associated with them, and Greater Astrological Charms are more stand alone effects than magic building upon itself.
 
Endymion said:
Wait, does this mean there is a copy of The Broken-Winged Crane in the Mass Effect Universe and Kasumi has read it?!?
Of course it did. Hannah's the author, after all :3.
 
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The doors open to Deck 5. Walking out, Shepard scans the armory and shuttle bay, and finds that Jacob isn't there. She had questions for him. Mostly along the lines of 'have you ended Goto's dry spell yet' but with a bit more tact. She's seen what the little pixie thief ninja does when she's angry and doesn't want that on her ship. But, Jacob is not present.

There is, however, a gorilla doing chin ups on a pull up bar by crates. No, wait. That's one of her crew.

Hands folded behind her, she walks towards the crates. She tries to practice walking, swaying slightly. Her foot slips and she almost trips. Rolling her eyes, she walks over to the practicing, overly large crew member.

She clears her throat. He looks over, freezes, and drops into a crouch. Turning to her, he salutes and clicks his heels, eyeing his discarded uniform jacket and shrugging up his shoulders to try to hide the tattoos on his neck.

"Commander Shepard, sir! Lieutenant James Vega reporting, sir!"

She smirks. "At ease, Lieutenant. And it's 'Ma'am.' Or 'Shepard.'"

He nods. "Yes, Ma'am." He relaxes the salute. "Sorry, Lieutenant Taylor's up in CiC if ya needed him. I just finished setting up the armory if you wanted to inspect it," he gestures behind him, "And we're still unloading parts for when we pick up the Normandy's Hammerhead."

"Hammerhead?"

"New combat craft," he says, and shrugs, "Hovercraft. Guided missile launcher." Scratching the back of his head, and rolls his eyes. "Armor like coffee paper, though. Would'a preferred a Mako, but no one's good at usin' the damn the mass effect controls on those and they keep bouncin'em off everything."

Jane cocks an eyebrow. Craning his neck, the lieutenant goes silent as he drums his fingers on his temple. "Right. Saw the vid. Sorry, Ma'am. Shepard. Sir."

Vega coughs. "So, anyway, Ma'am," he says, "Anything I can help you with?"

She smirks, smacking him on the arm. "Not much. We still have a bit before launch, so I'm getting to know the crew." She takes a look, turning from him to the mounted Shuttle and the crates. "So what's your story, Lieutenant?"

He shrugs. "Nothing special. I'm just one've those kids who joined up 'cause his home sucked. Deadbeat dad, not much to do at home. Joined the fleet 'cause I wanted to save the galaxy." He rubs his arm where she smacked him. "Word of an opening on the Normandy showed up, and I jumped for it."

She nods, pacing the cargo bay. "So," she says, spinning on her heel, "What've you been brought up to date on?"

"I know you if you punch me, they'll need a mop." He shrugs, counting off his fingers. "According to what I overheard from T'Soni, you can breathe methane. According t'Chakwas, you can run like a leopard. An' according to Joker, you can crap dark matter."

Jane smirks. "I wouldn't say a leopard. More like a cheetah."

Vega whistles. "Anyway, was lookin' for a sparring partner. Taylor said he'd oblige me, but he's probably tradin' stories with Vakarian by now." He reaches behind the crates. "An' since you can probably punch me across a dreadnought, I was wondering if you'd oblige me with something, Ma'am?"

He pulls out two long bamboo staves, each one as tall as him. Dropping one, he kicks it before it hits the floor and sends it flying into Shepard's outstretched hand. She twirls it in one hand, grinning. "Knowing how my powers work, I'm probably going to be an expert before I leave this floor."

He shrugs, twirling the staff and stretching it across his broad shoulders. "I figure 'teach Commander Shepard how to staff fight' looks good on my N7 application." A grin parts his features. "So, Ma'am. I know you can shoot and I know you can kick ass. But can you dance?"
 
...No. No she cannot.

Learn how to use a stick to beat someone bloody, however, is a different matter entirely.
 
Look, it's blatantly clear that James is actually Luna, in an aspect that she developed after Autochthon left Creation, and which has thus "never met him before".
 
Mizuki_Stone said:
And Auto is always Sick with Robocanser.

Things change.
False equivalence. Which is bullshit anyway.

Firstly, your basic premise is wrong. Autochthon isn't sick anymore because Autochthon is dead, he committed suicide after downloading his brain into a lesser, smaller being.

Secondly, and more importantly, yes, things change. For reasons, and when there are causes. Autochthon's cancer is still around, and the only reason it's not in Deus is a Circle of Solars, Sidereals and Lunars going to enormous lengths up to and including fetich death towards that goal. Without a similar cause for the Ebon Dragon - which we have absolutely no evidence of and which there does not appear to be any compelling narrative reason for - there is no reason that he should have changed as well, and so you're talking out of your ass when you compare the two.

Otherwise, you could argue that since Autochthon no longer has an internalised sickness, the laws of physics no longer apply, because "things change". Or that Malfeas is now happy and joyful, and has forgiven the Exalted, because "things change". Or that the Unconquered Sun has miraculously got over his addition to the Games, because "things change".

Things change when other things change them.
 
Actually, Primordials can have any number of joutun they'd like to play with. Most just stick to one or two.


Also, Gregg? Is that 'changing outline to remove theory,' or 'changing outline to fit theory?'
 
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