Glorious Shotgun Princess (ME/Exalted) Thread #2

pheonix89 said:
Primordials don't work that way. Shinma do the define concept by being its opposite bit, and there ISN'T a shinma of morality.
Well, that's not quite true. From a certain point of view, that's defined by Dharma, but the problem is that Dharma defines corrosion, ignorance and desire, and thus is eternal, all-knowing and temperate. Hence, everything else has its entropy, in both a physical and moral sense, defined by being not-Dharma.

Hence, nothing in Exalted is perfect or eternal because they are not Dharma, and so all crowns will tarnish, all empires will fall, all men are sinful and all things will die.
 
RadiantPhoenix said:
Sidereals would be considered Anathema by the Immaculates. The distinguishing feature is, "a glowing caste-mark on your forehead".
Nope. Devs have clarified this. Anathema are a special thing, limited to Solars and Lunars, but manage to catch Abyssal also, due to the identrical Cast Marks. Alchemicals, would not ping as Anathema, and Sidereals definitely don't. Ironically, Infernals don't tend to ping the Anathema button either.
 
The Dragonblooded are the Chosen of the Elemental Dragons, and their Exaltation is passed on through their bloodline. They have also for the past one-and-a-half millenia or so been the most powerful group of beings on Creation, and generally held in awe and reverence as the ultimate examples of being a righteous person.

Some actually are the kind of being their propaganda says they are.

Most are just people granted great power through the circumstances of their birth.

And some are just jerks.


The guy Kal is fighting is apparently a jerk, given that he was attacking a village on the edge of Creation for some unclear reason, although he might have a good one.
 
Dragons in Exalted take after the Eastern/Asian mythological understanding of dragons, which is 'powerful spiritual entity.' One being called a dragon is not the same as another, indeed, they might not even be the same type of being, as the Ebon Dragon is a Primordial, while the Elemental Dragons are 5 of Gaia's highest ranked and most powerful sub souls, and Gaia is a Primordial herself.


And yes, while it's probable that Kal is going to get his ass kicked, it's not by any measure certain. Sidereals are still Celestial level Exalts, and Terrestrials are not as powerful as a Celestial of the same age and experience as they are, certainly not on their own.
 
Alasnuyo said:
Then I suppose perfect defenses works by having the user becoming one temporarily with Dharma, or something like that?
I always figured it was an essence bribe to the Least Gods who controlled damage, so that they'd ignore that you were just hit.
 
Maes said:
Something tells me Wuffles (and his anti-tank sniper rifle) will be somewhat of an OCP for most beings in Creation. 'Sploding the head off a T-Rex as an introduction leaves one hell of a first impression. :D
Guns arn't that OCP for creation. They have Firewands and the there is an artifact version that can shoot Fire orbs.


Kal NEEDS to learn Holistic Bullet Methodology, though, so he can shoot people with his fingerguns.
 
In a straight up fight, the Solar wins. Especially if they are comparable power, age, and experience. Straight up, stop. A one-on-one fight goes to the Solar.

Which is why the Solar generally loses everything else.

The Solar leads the nation which he has built and enhanced, at the front line of his devoted lieutenants, enlightened mortals and artifacts he had inspired and built.

The Lunar protects and surrounds the nation, forging becoming the landscape, the gods and myths, so they outpace everything around them.

The Sidereal manipulates the fate of the nation, so it is favored above all others and has the best luck, being better and greater than everyone around it.

The Dragonblooded breeds the nation, and has a family of thousands, many of whom are elemental super soldiers who become invincible units when fighting together.

The Alchemical is the nation, and will beat your ass with its electric grid.

To wit; I am playing an Elder Exalted game. I have an Essence 5 dawn. Another player is playing an Essence 7 elder Sidereal. Everyone was given 2000 xp to buy whatever we wanted- except the Sid, who was given as much as the player needed to match up with the player's idea for her.

He ended up spending around 3600 xp. Custom combos, charms, artifacts, backgrounds. This bluesid is basically the mafia don of happiness.

Straight up fight, my dawn would whoop her ass. But she's not going to be a straight up fight. She's a sid.

Kal's problem is that he thinks like a Marine. Or worse, he thinks like Shepard. He is an Essence 2 Sidereal who exalted three weeks ago.
 
Yeah, he's not even a choosen of battles. And if this Dragon-Blooded has any combat experiance then he can whoop Kal's finely toned ass all the way to sunday rather easily.
 
Fiach McCarthy said:
Yeah, he's not even a choosen of battles. And if this Dragon-Blooded has any combat experiance then he can whoop Kal's finely toned ass all the way to sunday rather easily.
Well, not exactly. Kal may be a newly exalted newbie who is using his powers to their not-best-extent, but he is still Kal'Reegar, Migrant Fleet Marines.
 
GreggHL said:
Well, not exactly. Kal may be a newly exalted newbie who is using his powers to their not-best-extent, but he is still Kal'Reegar, Migrant Fleet Marines.
Heh, true enough. Though it does depend on how powerful the DB is, if he's just some random lost egg who had the luck to exalt, then Kal has a pretty good shot. If it's an Exile from the Realm or Lookshy then thing might be a good bit harder.
 
Kal should be thinking like a NOMAD. Strike then fade. Harass, be where your enemy isnt. Or just twist fate...b\c Sid?
 
Forgetful said:
Kal....Kal....should be thinking like a thief. Sidreals are the sneaky guys, right? He should be THINKING WITH POR(Bzzzzzap!)
Kal need to think like a Sidereal. Their charms are corkscrewy, and very powerful if applied in the right way, but not so good when out of that context.

I'll give you the Firearms tree as an example:

Holistic Bullet Methodology: This Charm lets you shoot people without firing bullets. You just point your gun at them, and bullet holes erupt from them. Even if you are unarmed, you can still shoot people with Fingerguns.

Wearing Red to a Wedding: This charm causes people to ignore the fact that sidereal is carrying gun/armor/ covered in bloodstains, at least until they fire a shot off.

Steel and Smoke Mandala: This Charm lets you shoot a single shot that follows an imaginary trajectory that lets the bullet pass through many opponents, but only once per foe.

Storm Clouds and Raven's Prophecy: This charm can massively increase the damage a shot can do, but doesn't help you connect. If you do manage to connect, you can also bind foes to the conflict, draining motes and willpower from them if they try to leave.

Capricious World Roulette: This charm lets the sidereal fire off a shot that is going to hit, no matter what, but leaves who it hits up to chance.

Crimson Transience Assurance: This charm let's the sidereal regain motes when they see someone they care about, or have taught, get hurt or killed, or when the sidereal hurts those same people.
 
tq343 said:
I've always wondered why the Solars didn't Neverborn the Ebon Dragon, instead of stuffing him in Malfeas. I mean, horrible consequences for killing Yozis or not, you'd think they'd make an exception for the personification of evil.
Except he's not evil, he's anti-heroic. Besides, at that point, they had already created the Underworld and Labyrinth. Additionally, killing a primordial is not just killing the jouten. It's killing the souls, as well. And, as much of a dick as the Dragon is, not all his souls deserved to die.
 
This really belongs in the Exalted thread, so I'll just note that the Firearms tree is pretty normal as Sid-trees go, and if you really want hilarity look at their Dodge tree, which lets you steal cities.
 
linkhyrule5 said:
This really belongs in the Exalted thread, so I'll just note that the Firearms tree is pretty normal as Sid-trees go, and if you really want hilarity look at their Dodge tree, which lets you steal cities.
That is Kasumi's favorite charm.
 
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"So...so what the Hell is he?" Purple eyes narrow.

"Ronin, obviously. Hm. So." Fingers tap on leather. "What do we do? Tell the old man?"

A cough. "If he heard we called him that he would-"

"Appear right behind you and point out that he has better things to do?"

Two yelps in surprise. A cough, and the sound of metal tapping on rock. "What is this? Who is that?" Purple eyes narrow. "Journeys, but...hmph. Well?"

Fingers quickly tap on leather. "Well, he's definitely outside Fate. His companion is, too, the one that killed the Tyrant Lizard. And...ahem...well."

"Show me." It is shown. "Oh son of a bitch." A grunt. "Deal with it."

Two long held, now released breaths. "Okay. What are we going to do?"

A tap. A small chuckle. "Do this."




The blade passes through Kal's neck. But it does not kill. It hits air, instead, and Sky Splitter carries on momentum through the place where his enemy was. A swear and he turns, kicking up dirt spinning the sword in one hand.
A shot rings out, and Sky Splitter swings. The ground in front of him explodes, a cloud of dust and dirt obscuring all by the flaming sword as he steps through.

Yelling, he leaps again, Kal ducking and rolling under him. Pushing off his hands, the marine lands in a crouch. And the sun flares, the air splits, and a fine longsword embeds itself in the ground in front of him. Wrapping a three fingered hand around the hilt, he pulls it out, giving it a practice swing and bringing it up to catch the fiery steel.

How the Hell am I doing this, Kal asks himself. A flash of light and he has the hilt in both hands. Instinct locks the blade against his, his face calm as he sees the ever heightening anger on the Dragonblooded's face.

A deep breath. Eyes narrow and Kal feels it flow through him. He deflects the sword to the side, jumping back. Swings down and drives the enemy's blade into the ground. It becomes reflex. It becomes thoughtless. It makes him focus; but not on the yelling opponent. On what is around and in front and beyond him.

Like the strings of a lute, fluctuating with every step. Like a spider's web of possibility and fate. Like a marionette, connecting that sword of his enemy, and him. With a single flick of the wrist, Kal cuts through the air, not at his foe. But as Sky Splitter closes the distance and swings, the sword strikes-

But buries itself in the ground in front of Kal. The words ring like bells. Impeding the Flow. He remembers them. Internalizes them. Meets the eyes of this foe. He sees all the possibilities before him of what may happen, what will happen, and what must happen. He sees every attack he can make. He sees every choice he can make. He sees every option.

And because he can, he takes all of them.

There is a flash of steel. The sword drops to the ground, along with the hand holding it. The blade bursts from the back, spraying blood along the dirt and mud. The head drops to the ground, and the body soon follows.
Kal gives no heed to the raiders as they retreat, following the grisly death of their commander.

A flash of yellow and green, and Kal steps back as a scabbard impacts the ground in front of him. Picking it up, he turns to the direction it came from, and sees something- someone. A black hood and mask, revealing only purple eyes. "Wait!" But either not hearing Kal- or spurred on by his yell, the man is gone.

Sliding the blade along the scabbard to clean off the blood, he thrusts it into its sheathe. Turning, he watches as the wagons retreat- an empty field where a village was, the time he bought them not wasted.

"Creator Kal'Reegar. We apologize for not offering further assistance." Kal turns as Wuffles approaches, folded up rifle on their back. "After the commander deflected our shot, we could not risk a deflection hitting you."

Kal nods, reaching out and squeezing the Geth's shoulder. It feels as hard to the touch as the real thing. But files that away for later. "We alone?"

A gust is his answer, holding up the decapitated body. Kamilla shakes the corpse, then disappears into the distance, before coming back for the head.

"Right." Kal rubs the bridge of his nose. "Let's get going. Maybe find, I dunno. We're in a big fantasy magic...thing world. There should be a tavern around here somewhere."

Wuffles extends his petals. "We are unsure. If the inhabitants of this world are human, how will you able to find nutrition?"

Kal shrugs. "Fucking magic, as it damn well should be." He begins walking, picking up his burnt cloak and shrugging it over his shoulders. Wuffles follows, stowing his rifle.
 
GreggHL said:
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Kal shrugs. "Fucking magic, as it damn well should be." He begins walking, picking up his burnt cloak and shrugging it over his shoulders. Wuffles follows, stowing his rifle.
I think this sentence distills everything that can happen in Exalted.
 
Destrark said:
am I missing something? whered Auto go?
Auto wandered off to find his sky skiff, and is now going to visit/berate/CRAFTING a Terrestrial Court to find out where to contact the Solar Deliberative.

After all, they were an all powerful unified front, there's no way they've been overthrown in this short an amount of time!
 
not_present said:
Question: What are the possiblities to meet Ebbys Fetich? In my last Exalted game, he was the Betrayal of the Betrayer (i.e. the only demon onto which the "Creature of Darkness" tag does not apply - made for a rather funny end to Ebbys plans after the players did talk him (the Fetich, not Ebby) into becoming a god)
Probably not. The Fetich of the Dragon is something I have defined in my own notes for GSP, but wouldn't show up for a while. It is representative of many things regarding the Dragon- opposites, light and darkness, avarice and generosity, his intense foe yay with the Unconquered Sun, etc.
 
SightedJT said:
And just how many warstriders will he end up tipping people with?
Well, how many of them are actual warstriders? And not Automatons? Or Colossi that he had in his elsewhere pocket? Or actually spare battle bodies that have been loaded with a flawed and manic copy of his own personality? Or Reapers?

Because the punchline is usually 'And then Autochthon did something horrifically ill advised.'
 
GreggHL said:
Well, how many of them are actual warstriders? And not Automatons? Or Colossi that he had in his elsewhere pocket? Or actually spare battle bodies that have been loaded with a flawed and manic copy of his own personality? Or Reapers?

Because the punchline is usually 'And then Autochthon did something horrifically ill advised.'
Let's not forget that he isn't actually providing them with the hearthstones needed to operate the 'striders, because "clearly they can just go get one with their new giant robot, and it's not like he's made of heathstones".
 
GreggHL said:
Kal nods, reaching out and squeezing the Geth's shoulder. It feels as hard to the touch as the real thing. But files that away for later. "We alone?"

A gust is his answer, holding up the decapitated body. Kamilla shakes the corpse, then disappears into the distance, before coming back for the head.
Kamilla continues being adorable~~
 
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