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Snip .1a Illium; Super!Shepard; Tali; Garrus; Miranda
Snip .1b Beat Everything; Nassana Dantius; Thane Krios; Healing Punch
Snip .1b2 Rewrite of .1b and .1a; Beat Everything; Nassana Dantius; Thane Krios; Healing Punch
Snip .1c Normandy Wreck; Dying; Exaltation
Snip .1d Bury the Dead
Snip .1e Mercs Appear; Bullet Dodging; Dead Shuttle
Snip .1f Use Merc as Weapon; Another Dead Shuttle
Snip .1g Hot Tub; Thermal Clips; Appearence Upgrade; Geth Surprise
Snip .1h Getting Dressed; Talking Geth; Named WUFFLES
Snip .1i Out of Reach Ship; Silly Wuffles; Make a Shelter; Geth Minions
Snip .1ib More Detail; Make a Shelter; Geth Minions
Snip .1j Shelter; Bath; Thermal Clips look like...; Shouldn't Ask
Snip .1k Talking with Geth; Explainations
Snip .1l Asari; Anger; Yet another dead shuttle; Shadow Broker
Snip .1m Bury The Dead; Mediation; Hot Tub Time; Peeping Geth; Don't Ask; Asked Anyways
Snip .1n Liara; Way to ruin the moment
Snip .1o Liara; Meet the Wuffles; What
Chapter One
Snip .2a Jane; Krogan; Punch
Snip .2b Jane; Krogan; Punch; Illium; Liara; Make a Plan
Snip .2c Illium; Liara; Make a Plan; Miranda; Geth!; Catch a Bullet
Snip .2d Wake up; Need a Drink
Snip .2e For science!; Cry Me a River
Snip .2f Wake up; Need a Drink; Break the Science; Noticing lies; Hello, Matriarch
Snip .2g So?; In my time; Meet the Father
Snip .2h Talking about family; Buzzing Lying
Snip .2i Talking about family; Buzzing Lying; Arriving; Everything goes boom
Snip .2j Shepard is not amused; Super!Shepard jump
Snip .2k Reports and firefights; Bullet dodging; Innuendo; Guns can be useful without bullets; Always listen to the minions
Snip .2l Betrayal; Gimme; The pilot; Start the Chase!
Snip .2m Buckle up; Crazy Driving; Push the Button; Punch Everything
Snip .2mb Crazy Driving; Super Hero quip
Snip .2n Buckle up; Crazy Driving; Super Hero quip; Push the Button; Punch Everything; TRUCK!
Snip .2o Impossibilities; This thing got Weapons?; More Crazy Driving; Always Buckle Up
Snip .2p Get off my car!; Here's Wuffles!; Stopping with a punch; Geth give the best gifts; Bad-ass boast
Snip .2q Dizzy; The Result of the crazy driving; Azure; Innuendo; Punch card; Freebie; TMI
Snip .2r Fight time; Talk while fighting
Chapter Two
Snip .3a Wuffles hates elevators; Why hello, Miss Zorah; Exit: Through the Roof
Snip .3b Tide turning; Rise, child of the sun; Illuminate
Snip .3c That hole is good for something; The name makes it true; We're taking the elevator
Snip .3cb That hole is good for something; The name makes it true; We're taking the elevator;
Prazza
Snip .3d You can be more; Charm; Shadow Broker should be running
Snip .3e Poor Miranda; Aura of the Sun; Interruption; Prazza, just give up already
Snip .3f You can be more; Charm; Shadow Broker should be running; Poor Miranda; Aura of the Sun; Interruption; Prazza, just give up already; I'm driving; Pet Geth?; The Claw Hammer; :insert record scratch: What
Snip .3g Interrogation through terror; bullshit detector; Not dropping the coffee; Admitting the truth; Bad track record; Bring in the taco cart; Oh, Joker, how close to the truth
Snip .3h TIM; Report, Lawson; All going to plan; Oh, Shit
Snip .3i Cerberus just can't get it right; Betting on the outcome; Miranda, stop interrupting!; And the AI did what?
Snip .3j Landing; Digging a deeper hole; That was a joke; "You're all idiots and need to watch the safety videos again"; Cerberus screwed up in reverse
Snip .3k Girl next door; Like the ship?; Joker does!
Snip .3l AIs talking; So much innuendo; Dirty jokes
Snip .3m Nightmare inducing; Oh, what the hell?!
Snip .3n AIs talking; So much innuendo; Dirty jokes; Nightmare inducing; Oh, what the hell?!; Big reveal; What all the buzzing was about
Snip .3o TIMmy; EMI; Status and Odds; ...Silver floating sphere...?
Snip .3p Details, Gimme details; Hold on, taking notes; I've got an idea...
Chapter Three
Snip .4a TMI, Kelly; Oh, Wuffles...; Kelly did what?; Missed the point, Wuffles
Snip .4b Yes, we do watch you walk, Tali; So, EDI, life story?; Troll EDI trolling
Snip .4c So, you let the dangerous AI free; Yep; Winning the bet
Snip .4d So, you let the dangerous AI free; Yep; Winning the bet; Meet the boss; TIMmy!; The Zenith
Snip .4e Thief; Singing a song of doom; Zoo time; Mailing something with teeth
Snip .4f Now hear this; You can be better; Taking the Ship
Snip .4g Onwards!; You have a call; Teleportation ain't no thang; Mindhax; Behold the Sidereal
Snip .4h Mindhax are fun; You're new; More mindhax; Auntie Kasumi's Magical Kung Fu School for Girls
Snip .4i More Mindhax; Details, Please; That was a joke; No Tali!hips? :cries:; Family trees are weird; Everyone goes to the cockpit
Snip .4ib More Mindhax; Details, Please; That was a joke; No Tali!hips? :cries:; Family trees are weird; Everyone goes to the cockpit; Wait, What?
Snip .4j Have some strength; What; Joker's mind: BROKEN
Snip .4k Bullshit; Chakwas is not amused; Joker is not in right now; Quarians drive normally
Snip .4kb Bullshit; Chakwas is not amused; Joker is not in right now; Quarians drive normally; More detail
Snip .4l Quarians drive normally; Leather seats; Incoming; Look into the universe
Snip .4m Dynamic Entry; Why, hello there!; Awesome answer; Meet me in my office
Snip .4n TIMmy doing TIMmy things; Well that didn't send a chill down my spine at all!
Snip .4o So, here it is; Sorry, need more evidence; Have a mentor
Snip .4p Awww, it's so cute; So a geth and an AI walk down a street
Snip .4q Geth do not intentionally infiltrate
Snip .4r Oh, Shepard; Let's teach you how to walk like a lady; Strutting time!
Snip .4s There are no fish in the Presidium lake; Oh not Al-Jilani; Break the camera; That was a joke
Snip .4t Oh snap; Reaper time!
Snip .4u Bring popcorn; Walk like a female, Shepard; High heels are evil; Land on your face
Snip .4v Liara walks like a professor; Tali and high heels; Enter the original krogan walker; Hannah Shepard; Where'd you get the boobs?
Chapter Four
Snip .5a Classical dance, not stripping; You spent how long in college?
Snip .5ab Classical dance, not stripping; You spent how long in college?; Piggy back rides!; Udina on a ship...
Snip .5b Piggy back rides!; Udina on a ship...; Udina is not surprised
Snip .5c Too much information; Not gonna sleep tonight; I am the Dawn
Snip .5d Can't look her in the eye; Memories of a different life
Snip .5e Boarding; Kasumi's little 'gift'; Where's that music coming from...; Oh crap moment
Snip .5f Puppet is kicking ass; Team work time
Snip .5g Liara, stop talking; Bullet to the knee; Geth to the rescue
Snip .5h Kasumi's little gift reveals a secret
Snip .5i Sooooo, this is new; Gods are interesting; Transfer Memories; Solar Hero Style
Snip .5j Fight scene of awesome; Surrender is an option
Snip .5k Badass boast; Social fu; Back to work
Snip .5l Always think before you turn off the power
Snip .5m Oh crap moment; Jane is not amused by bullshit tactics
Snip .5n Not the time to be arguing; Efficiency of course; Now just what, but What the Hell; The List of Insanity
Snip .5o Why Vasir is awesome; Biotic boom
Snip .5p Why Vasir is awesome; Biotic boom; Limiter off?; Aw crap moment; Parry punches with punches; Kasumi to the rescue!
Snip .5q Tali is paranoid; Yahg; Keeping that data safe
Snip .5qb Tali is paranoid; Yahg; Keeping that data safe; Husk time!; Stop talking, Liara
Snip .5r Wuffles, I don't think this is a good idea...
Snip .5s Harbinger, stop monologuing; Heading into the eye of the storm
Snip .5t Siddie says no
Snip .5u Wuffles would be great on a debate team...; Armor piercing question away!
Snip .5v Harbinger likes messing with your head; Oh shit moment, big oh shit moment
Snip .5w Wuffles pushes all of the buttons; Been spending too much time around Shepard, have we?
Snip .5x Gregg is trolling us again...
Chapter Five
Snip .6a Tali's moment of pure badassness.
Snip .6b Wuffles has a stockpile of awesome quotes; EDI: Goddess of the Trolls
Snip .6c Good teamwork and planning; And then it all goes to hell
Snip .6d Aw shit moment; Joker to the rescue!; Udina has boots that vacuum-seal to the deck?; Gendo pose!Hannah; Boom, sucker
Snip .6db Joker to the rescue!; Details; Udina has boots that vacuum-seal to the deck?
Snip .6e Gotta get off; Tali doesn't feel good; Forgot someone?; Break reality, escape
Snip .6f Back on ship; Medbay time; Escape ends up where?
Snip .6g Kasumi to the rescue again; So that's where she learned how to punch sickness out of people; Break reality
Snip .6h Seeker, die in a fire; The Reapers like trolling us; Kicked into the void
Snip .6i Bad feeling scenery; Really bad feeling; The bigger fish is unleashed; ...Oh TIMmy, what did you do?!
Snip .6j Tali is having a panic attack; Explanation: bullshit magic; Wuffles!
Snip .6k Wait, you're how old?; Where are we?; Joker says what we're all thinking
Snip .6l Ship graveyard
Snip .6m A look into Joker's personality; Dead Reapers
Snip .6n 173 Dead Reapers in the void; Don't want to meet this bigger fish
Snip .6nb 173 Dead Reapers in the void; Don't want to meet this bigger fish; A single point of space; Hitching a ride; Wuffles was combing Tali's hair :sqee:; Exalted Creator
Snip .6o Past memories; It's a long story; Persistent Righteous Protector of the Orichalcum Caste
Snip .6ob Past memories; It's a long story; Persistent Righteous Protector of the Orichalcum Caste; Looks like a keeper
Snip .6p SWLIHN likes messing with things
Snip .6q Oh, Wuffles...; Surprise!
Snip .6r Joker info; EDI found... something to fix the ship; What would you call that?
Snip .6s ...Floation device?; Oh, Wuffles...
Snip .6sb ...Floation device?; Oh, Wuffles...; A gethdinghy; Admiral Xen gets up to some odd things...
Snip .6sc ...Floation device?; Oh, Wuffles...; A gethdinghy; Admiral Xen gets up to some odd things...; Wuffles protecting Tali; The machine is insane; You may call me Autochthon.
Chapter Six
Snip .7a City of Persistent Righteous Protector; Didn't that coming
Snip .7b Lots of names for the same thing; First mention of Viator
Snip .7c The Story of the Beginning; Vessae Milinato; Hannah wants to know what the hell is going on.
Snip .7d Story of the War; Room of Craziness
Snip .7db Story of the War; Room of Craziness
Snip .7e The Story of the Beginning; Vessae Milinato; Hannah wants to know what the hell is going on; Story of the War; Room of Craziness
Snip .7f Spider Girl? Time to drink!; Joker has interesting porn; Joker knows the squad way too well
Snip .7g Proof that Auto is insane
Snip .7gb Proof that Auto is insane; Poor Tali; FOR GREAT SCIENCE!
Snip .7h The answer to Hannah's question; Liara's fangirling
Snip .7i Oh shit moment
Snip .7ib Oh shit moment; "Why does this always happen?"
Snip .7k Stupid firewall; Epic fight
Snip .7l Sidereal says oh crap; Asari catfight; Keep running
Snip .7m Poor Tali, she'll never like pinball again; Wuffles' hips brings all the AIs/Alchemicals/Admirals to the yard
Snip .7n Flashbacks are never good; Kasumi is broken
Snip .7o That's... really big
Snip .7ob Redone; Pitfall
Snip .7p Deus and Auto have a bad habit of yanking the ground out from under you; Spread eagle once more; Meet Deus Machina
Snip .7q Everything is a weapon, if used right
Snip .7qb Everything is a weapon, if used right; And Shepard learns just what she's fighting
Snip .7r Logos of Deus Machina; Liara likes to share things
Snip .7s Jacob is happy, gosh darn it; Siddie Meltdown; Mr. Taylor just went up in my list of Nice People
Snip .7t Shepards lost her clothes... again
Snip .7tb Shepards lost her clothes... again; Armory!; Lady Gaga's outfit designer is so an Exalted; Artifact Armor: Jade
Snip .7tc Shepards lost her clothes... again; Armory!; Lady Gaga's outfit designer is so an Exalted; Artifact Armor: Jade; Pria has a bone to pic with Kasumi; Armor made from guns
Snip .7u Liara is acting like Ree; He knows all the things
Snip .7v Hannah hits things; Auto won't stop bothering Tali; Wuffles is taking care of Tali :sqee:
Snip .7vb Hannah hits things; Auto won't stop bothering Tali; Wuffles is taking care of Tali :sqee:; Redirect angry Tali
Snip .7w Shepard likes her new armor; Blightborn; Fixed firewall
Snip .7x Tali does not like spiders
Chapter Seven
Snip .8a ...What?
Snip .8ab Rewrite of the what; Life cycles
Snip .8b A better coffee machine; DEUS MACHINA DOES IT WITH MACHINES
Snip .8ba A better coffee machine; DEUS MACHINA DOES IT WITH MACHINES; More details
Snip .8bc A better coffee machine; DEUS MACHINA DOES IT WITH MACHINES; More details; To the Med-bay; Joker see all
Snip .8c Joker on a ladder; Scale itch
Snip .8cb Joker on a ladder; Scale itch; Oh, EDI
Snip .8d Matron stage; Bullshit radar; One hundred and sixty three?!
Snip .8e Bring on the peace talks
Snip .8eb Bring on the peace talks; Auto needs decaf
Snip .8f And the shit has hit the fan; TIMmy, you brought this on yourself
Snip .8g Auto is... messing with the Normandy; Auto, you loveable nut
Snip .8h Back in communications range; Auto is... unique; Report giving
Snip .8hb Back in communications range; Auto is... unique; Report giving; Hannah, Jane, and Udina on one ship...
Snip .8i Galactic Overseer Shinmai; Harbinger wants to know what the shit is going on
Snip .8ib SWLIHN is intrigued; Harbinger wants to know what the shit is going on
Snip .8ic SWLIHN is intrigued; Harbinger wants to know what the shit is going on; 9,999 Perfect spheres around Momma Sphere; Harbinger has been kicked from the server, Attempt to reconnect?
Snip .8j Bad idea, Shepard; Details of the Universe
Snip .8k Garrus and his band of crimefighters
Snip .8kb Garrus and his band of crimefighters; Meet the team; I have this feeling that that thing is important...
Snip .8l Reflections of Omega; Garrus and the; ...Ya know, Garrus was scary already. Him being Exalted is just going to be terrifying
Snip .8lb Reflections of Omega; Garrus and the; ...Ya know, Garrus was scary already. Him being Exalted is just going to be terrifying; Lunar; Luna is pretty
Snip .8m Lunar Garrus; Deep space a warehouse; Squad is understandably freaked out; Let the shape-shifting begin
Chapter Eight
Snip .9a Auto is working on something; Oooh shiney!; Sol
Snip .9b Well, this is going to end well; Not; SWLIHN is not amused; Siblings who really hate each other; Tali has a mute for Auto
Snip .9c TIMmy in the Demon City; TED has a mustache; Mister Sunshine
Snip .9d Hannah's on the bridge; So is Kelly
Snip .9e Jenny; Always prepared; Gonna punch Jane
Snip .9f Training fight; Kasumi cheats
Snip .9fb Training fight; Kasumi cheats; Shepard with a lisp; Perfection
Snip .9g The correct order; Auto is working on something; Oooh shiney!; Sol; TIMmy in the Demon City; TED has a mustache; Mister Sunshine; Jenny; Always prepared; Gonna punch Jane; Hannah's on the bridge; So is Kelly; Training fight; Kasumi cheats; Shepard with a lisp; Perfection; Well, this is going to end well; Not; SWLIHN is not amused; Siblings who really hate each other; Tali has a mute for Auto
Snip .9h Liaraball hatched; Biotic barrier; She knows all of the things now
Snip .9hb Liaraball hatched; Biotic barrier; She knows all of the things now; Thinking all of the crazy things
Snip .9hc Liaraball hatched; Biotic barrier; She knows all of the things now; Thinking all of the crazy things; Fixing of boots; Integrated Artifact Transmogrifier; Furry Spider Cat Girl now; Tali shall never stop screaming; Udina has seen too many things to freak out anymore
Snip .9i You broke causality! This is why we never have nice things!; Auto, now would be a good time to stop talking
Snip .9ib You broke causality! This is why we never have nice things!; Auto, now would be a good time to stop talking; Mr. Reaper is going to regret stealing SWLIHN's speech
Snip .9ic You broke causality! This is why we never have nice things!; Auto, now would be a good time to stop talking; Mr. Reaper is going to regret stealing SWLIHN's speech; Miranda, runnnnnn!; Ooooh, good distraction, Auto!
Snip .9j Oh, Auto...; Rael's a busybody; REEGAR!
Snip .9k Reegars are badass; Tali can hold her booze; Kelly likes talking; Surprise guest
Snip .9l So, there's a Reegar and Geth; That hole is useful; Oh, Wuffles, this can only end in tears
Snip .9m Rael has spyware in Tali's suit...
Snip .9mb Rael has spyware in Tali's suit...; Vasir can still keep Rael in line; Skyrim joke and-; Oh Auto, that was such a bad idea...
Snip .9n Geth on the Extranet; College courses; PhD; The Extranet: Where the girl in your class is a geth
Snip .9o Auto, you nutty little; Auto has a plan; Wuffles can still mute Auto
Snip .9p Miranda has stopped being shocked; Feron is sneaky; Glyph; Did Feron just offer Miranda the job I think he did?
Snip .9q Shepard did it; Undercut the fight before it begins; Explain the situation; Wuffles is hiding something
Snip .9r Miranda has a new hat; Auto shows terrifying things
Snip .10a Aw, crap, SWLIHN is up to something; Pretty imagery
Snip .10b Jenny the armor maker; Another shoe drops; Valern exits stage right
Snip .10bb Another shoe drops; Valern exits stage right; Claims accepted; Shepard's getting an advisor...
Snip .10c Sneaking a geth to the fleet; Wait a minute...; Sneaky geth is sneaky; Well, there's a bombshell
Snip .10d I have no idea what this means, but it fills me with dread; Chosen of Journeys
Snip .10e Vessae did something stupid; Info on Vessae's backstory; Oh crap moment
Snip .10f Quarian Nation; Four million; He has a name; Reegar knows when to get the hell outta the way
Snip .10fb Quarian Nation; Four million; He has a name; Reegar knows when to get the hell outta the way; Wuffles; Shepard did it; Girlfriend; Xen is interested
Snip .10g Well, shit; Viator
Snip .10gb Well, shit; Viator; Viator is a stubborn blockhead; Auto, please have a plan
Snip .10h Harbinger doesn't fight fair; Vessae is getting beat; Iri's guns are awesome
Snip .10hb Harbinger doesn't fight fair; Vessae is getting beat; Iri's guns are awesome; Another oh crap moment; Collectors are creepy
Snip .10i Harbinger, Vessae, and the idea of getting the hell outta there
Snip .10j Xen is all sorts of crazy wrong; Trying to experiment; Another nerve stim joke
Snip .10jb Xen is all sorts of crazy wrong; Trying to experiment; Another nerve stim joke; Backfire!; Auto and Xen get along so well
Snip .10jc Backfire!; Auto and Xen get along so well
Snip .10k Mr. Sunshine and tIM's excellent adventure; This can only end in tears
Snip .10kb Mr. Sunshine and tIM's excellent adventure; This can only end in tears; The Crazies; Stuck with Sunshine
Snip .10l Jarvik is awesome as a Solar
Snip .10m It was in the beacon!; Exaltation: Kaleb
Snip .10n Eden Prime; Reapers a reaping
Snip .10o Wake up, Boss; We knew thee but a moment
Snip .10ob We knew thee but a moment; Another one; Goodbye; Wake up already!
Snip .10p Flashback; Well, crap; YES!; The boss is up!
Snip .10q Why you should never get in the way of a shard with a purpose
Snip .10r Oh, hell yes; Fighting like a bull in a china-shop
Snip .10rb Oh, hell yes; Fighting like a bull in a china-shop; Success, for a given value; Uh oh
Snip .10rc Revision; Oh, hell yes; Fighting like a bull in a china-shop; Success, for a given value; Uh oh
Snip .10s All the markings of not good; Someone's still angry; This can only end in tears
Snip .11a Shepard... in a dress; Oh my; Dry spell; Revenge
Snip .11b Kaidan in a bar; Turian drunk; Fight time; Mordin is a sneaky bastard
Snip .11c Dress shopping; Can hide stuff in there; Much bigger
Snip .11d Hackett; It's better if you didn't ask, Admiral
Snip .11e The plan; Hock; The Blitz in a towel; Kasumi is good
Snip .11f You poor boy; Kasumi is gonna have fun
Snip .11g A touching story with a bar tab; Getting all the looks; Security sucks
Snip .11h And the universe takes a sharp turn off course; Wasn't expecting that; Aria knows when to leave
Snip .11i Play nice for awhile; Stabby?; Steal interesting things
Snip .11j Oh, for...; Shepard's Dress; Hidden surprise; Can fit a gun in there
Snip .11k Open the box!; Was not what was expected; Angry mammal with teeth and claws
Snip .11l Stealing all sorts of things today; Outta the teacup
Snip .11m Oh, crap; Jane has some very protective instincts; Jenny...; And the plan goes bust
Snip .11n Suit up; All hundred and everything dies
Snip .11nb Suit up; All hundred and everything dies
Snip .11o Patch; Calling out the hypocrite
Snip .11ob Patch; Calling out the hypocrite; Wait; Does this mean that Jane gets the hangover too?; Pria is not a VI
Snip .11p Aria is awesome; Jack and Aria would totally get along
Snip .11q Jenny is a weapons geek; ...Deadpan: What?
Snip .11r That is one awesome name pun
Snip .11rb That is one awesome name pun; Well, that was a surprise!
Snip .11s ...Wrex; Did he just...?
Snip .11sb ...Wrex; Did he just...?; Don't piss off the thief
Snip .11t Teehee; Samara's gonna have fun
Snip .11u Fun is had; Commentary; With gusto
Snip .11ub Fun is had; Commentary; With gusto; ooooh, Chekhov!
Snip .12a Kelly likes the shower; Shipping ahoy!; ...How'd that get on the ship?
Snip .12b Wuffles...; Back to the quarians; Bad idea detected!
Snip .12c Hackett just punched a metal dinosaur in the face; I love this story
Snip .12d EDI is talking about herself with capital letters; ...And why is she talking in plural?
Snip .12e Garrus is having fun!
Snip .12f Geth; Archer; Orianna
Snip .12g Garrus really is having fun; Bad naming pun; FALCON -
Snip .12h Second what EDI says; What the fuck?
Snip .12i Like a hentai anime
Snip .12ib Like a hentai anime; Enter: Badass Joker
Snip .12j Auto's been messing with stuff; EDI's getting the sarcasm thing down pat
Snip .12jb Auto's been messing with stuff; EDI's getting the sarcasm thing down pat; Oh, Auto, don't go reading Wikipedia. It's for your own good; A little resentment?
Snip .12jc Auto's been messing with stuff; EDI's getting the sarcasm thing down pat; Oh, Auto, don't go reading Wikipedia. It's for your own good; A little resentment?; Heaven; Gods; What?
Snip .12k Kicking Thrasher Maws in the Face
Snip .12ka Kicking Thrasher Maws in the Face; Kids?
Snip .12l It's a what?!; Udina: Unfazed by anything
Snip .12m Oh, Joker, you have no idea
Snip .12mb Joker got lucky; In more than one way
Snip .12n Jenny is paranoid; Liara is not amused
Snip .12o So, a Spectre and a Justicar walk into a bar...
Snip .12p What happen between then and more recent then?; Krogans' have a religion?; Does it involve headbutting?
Snip .12q Krogans are different; Nine Sages
Snip .12r What happen between then and more recent then?; Krogans' have a religion?; Does it involve headbutting?; Krogans are different; Nine Sages; Kalros is the boss
Snip .12s Back story of Samara
Snip .12t Awkward family catching up
Snip .12tb Awkward family catching up; Bonding over drinking; Back story of Samara; So a drell and a Justicar
Snip .12u N7 training sounds interesting; Drinking stories; Miranda is not amused; She's also badass
Snip .12v Is that...?; It is!; Bad guys talking
Snip .13a So, some quarians and a geth go adventuring...; Auto did something; Giant robots...; Uhoh
Snip .13b Drinking contests; Thane and Samara; Madilrada; Uhoh
Snip .13c Liara; Hangover cure; Wrex; Liara has a very bad idea
Snip .13d Kasumi; Climbing a skyscraper; Oh, so not a good idea; Appointment to keep
Snip .13e Artifact collector; Kraken?; Madilrada; Interesting
Snip .13f Kasumi; Garrus; Pria; Surprise?
Snip .13g Adienna; Tali; Ewwww
Snip .13gb Adienna; Tali; Ewwww; Always mute your omnitool when talking about heroic sex gods; Well, this should be interesting
Snip .13h Oh, Liara; Wine; House plant; This is gonna be fun
Snip .13hb Oh, Liara; Wine; House plant; This is gonna be fun; Uhoh
Snip .13i Reegar; Wuffles; Guy talk; Bosh'tets
Snip .13j Shepard; Catalyst; Oh shit
Snip .13k Morinth; Liara; Don't piss off the geeky asari
Snip .13l Shepard; Shapshifting Catalyst; Ah, crap moment
Snip .13m Fight time!; Liara; Morinth; Bad ass boast don't mean crap
Snip .13mb Fight time!; Liara; Morinth; Bad ass boast don't mean crap; Then again...; Liara thinks fast
Snip .13n Reegar; Wuffles; Romantic advise from a geth?
Snip .13nb Reegar; Wuffles; Romantic advise from a geth?; Tali did something awesome
Snip .13o Gravity cannon; And then everything goes to an "Ah Shit" moment
Snip .13p Shepard; Catalyst; Morinth; Liara; Make a deal; Out the wall
Snip .13pb Shepard; Morinth; Liara; Out the wall; Epic catfight time
Snip .13q Reegar; Wuffles; Terminal; "Do you trust us?"
Snip .13r Tali; Auto; Calling bullshit on all that; Auto has a fighting form...
Snip .13s Reegar; Wuffles; Did... did Kal just go superhero on the geth?
Snip .13t Wrex; Just freaking awesomeness
Snip .13u Thane; Samara; Shepard; Poor Samara is just wasted...
Snip .13ub Shepard; Annoyed Exalted; Nice pun
Snip .13v Auto; Tali; Auto finds fighting... refreshing
Snip .13w Terminal; Reegar; Oh, this is going to be glorious
Snip .14a Leaping Sky; Mystery woman; Catalyst...; What
Snip .14b Jenny Shepard; Oh, the genius of a spark
Snip .14c Reegar; Wuffles; Superhero Reegar; Prog knife!
Snip .14d Well, that doesn't fill me with dread at all... /sarcasm
Snip .14e Reegar; Wuffles; Forget the gun, just punch him
Snip .14eb Reegar; Wuffles; Terminal; Auto; Tali; Forget the gun, just punch him; Dis~traction!
Snip .14f Tali; Auto; Terminal; Auto has learned the fun of beating the crap outta of bad guys
Snip .14g Well, shit; Reegar blasting off
Snip .14h Reegar in the sky with enlightened geth; Enlightenment is...
Snip .14i Memory of long ago; Bright Star
Snip .14j More memories; Mystery woman; Auto
Snip .14k The Circle; Mnemon Lilloss Urpa; Chosen of Journeys
Snip .14l Oooooh yeeees!; Reegar of Journeys; Time for the fight!
Snip .14lb Oooooh yeeees!; Reegar of Journeys; Time for the fight!; Wuffles! No killstealing!
Snip .14m In retrospect, that one had it coming; Wait for the other shoe...
Snip .14mb In retrospect, that one had it coming; Wait for the other shoe...; Well, that didn't take long
Snip .14n Tali's got her mind in the gutter...; Explaining mechanics in game
Snip .14nb Tali's got her mind in the gutter...; Explaining mechanics in game; Tali's got dibs; Need a ship?
Snip .14o Iri's too awesome for words; Giant spider equals...?
Snip .14ob Iri's too awesome for words; Giant spider equals...?; That volus has had it coming
Snip .14p Acquired: Frigate; Wuffles is so nice; Best gift ever.
Snip .14q ...Oh, uh oh; Well, that's not good
Snip .15a Samara on the move; High heels make for excellent weapons; The Lawgiver
Snip .15b Oh Jenny; Been watching the good stuff?; Poor Liara
Snip .15c Wrex and Feros; Somethings there; Smart move, Wrex
Snip .15d Holy momma; She's Iron Man!; Wouldn't want to be Morinth right now
Snip .15e Uh oh; Sage time
Snip .15f Azure and the pervert turain again
Snip .15fb Azure and the pervert turain again; Good fight scene; BATMAN
Snip .15g ...Okay, now that's just awesome
Snip .15h Lunars and Solars; Flashbacks
Snip .15i ...Oh dear; This should be interesting
Snip .15ib ...Oh dear; This should be interesting; Yeeeep; EDie is gonna have fun
Snip .15j Garrus' gots a nice bike
Snip .15k New bride on the scene
Snip .15l Silver sand?; That's not good
Snip .15lb Silver sand?; That's not good; Garrus you don't want to listen to that world
Snip .15m Hanar!Garrus; Omega's got everything
Snip .15mb Hanar!Garrus; Omega's got everything; Jurassic Park; Lawgiver perks?
Snip .15n Sage krogan; Living fridge
Snip .15nb Sage krogan; Living fridge; Living home; Momma krogan fixing to find out stuff
Snip .15o Well, Garrus certainly rolls with the punches; Wuffles has pictures
Snip .15ob Well, Garrus certainly rolls with the punches; Wuffles has pictures; Someone interesting
Snip .15p Jenny; Poor Liara
Snip .15pb Jenny; Poor Liara; Shepard knows how to make an entrance; Poor Kaidan's gonna have a headache
Snip .15q Paranoid Shepard; Sneaky Garrus; Bad Joker!
Snip .15r Kaidan's already got a headache; The weirdest ship in the galaxy; Mordin and Auto; Oh god
Snip .15s ...Joker...; Presence; The wing turain is back
Snip .15t Kaidan, Taylor, and Vega; Poor Vega, he's got no idea...
Snip .15u And Kasumi is wanting to beat her head against the wall now
Snip .15v Meet the husband; All 50 miles of him
Snip .15vb Meet the husband; All 50 miles of him; Run, Morinth, run!
Snip .15w To Utopia we go!
Snip .15wb To Utopia we go!; Mordin isn't surprised; But Shepard is
Snip .15wc To Utopia we go!; Mordin isn't surprised; But Shepard is; The Talk; Power Girl
Snip .16a And Kaiden's mind just broke; Roommates!
Snip .16b Vault; Liberty; Joker; Kasumi; YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!
Snip .16bc Vault; Liberty; Joker; Kasumi; YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!; Explaining mechanics ingame
CODEX: Admirals and their craziness
CODEX: Turian/Human Pop Culture Exchange
CODEX: Apparent Human Stupidity
CODEX: AI Psychosis and the Causes Of
CODEX: Tali'Zorah vas Neema nar Rayya
Omake: Quick Explanation on Luna Shape-acquiring rules in Glorious Shotgun Princess, as explained in a short Omake
Omake??: Luna?
OMAKE: Drunk!Shepards; Keep an eye on the boss; Shepards are assholes when drunk
Omake?: Grunt is not to be messed with
Omake?2: Grunt is not to be messed with; Is that Skyrim?
Omake?3: Little bit too much fun, Garrus
Future snip: Kaiden; Liara; Illium; The time between games; Classical dancing
Omake: Garrus,; Ate a geth; Tali; TMI
Omake(I think):Luna; Sol; Solar and Lunar arts
Omake: Dentist Dragon; And now I'll be avoiding my dentist even more
Snip Idea .1
Snip Idea .2
Snip .1b Beat Everything; Nassana Dantius; Thane Krios; Healing Punch
Snip .1b2 Rewrite of .1b and .1a; Beat Everything; Nassana Dantius; Thane Krios; Healing Punch
Snip .1c Normandy Wreck; Dying; Exaltation
Snip .1d Bury the Dead
Snip .1e Mercs Appear; Bullet Dodging; Dead Shuttle
Snip .1f Use Merc as Weapon; Another Dead Shuttle
Snip .1g Hot Tub; Thermal Clips; Appearence Upgrade; Geth Surprise
Snip .1h Getting Dressed; Talking Geth; Named WUFFLES
Snip .1i Out of Reach Ship; Silly Wuffles; Make a Shelter; Geth Minions
Snip .1ib More Detail; Make a Shelter; Geth Minions
Snip .1j Shelter; Bath; Thermal Clips look like...; Shouldn't Ask
Snip .1k Talking with Geth; Explainations
Snip .1l Asari; Anger; Yet another dead shuttle; Shadow Broker
Snip .1m Bury The Dead; Mediation; Hot Tub Time; Peeping Geth; Don't Ask; Asked Anyways
Snip .1n Liara; Way to ruin the moment
Snip .1o Liara; Meet the Wuffles; What
Chapter One
Snip .2a Jane; Krogan; Punch
Snip .2b Jane; Krogan; Punch; Illium; Liara; Make a Plan
Snip .2c Illium; Liara; Make a Plan; Miranda; Geth!; Catch a Bullet
Snip .2d Wake up; Need a Drink
Snip .2e For science!; Cry Me a River
Snip .2f Wake up; Need a Drink; Break the Science; Noticing lies; Hello, Matriarch
Snip .2g So?; In my time; Meet the Father
Snip .2h Talking about family; Buzzing Lying
Snip .2i Talking about family; Buzzing Lying; Arriving; Everything goes boom
Snip .2j Shepard is not amused; Super!Shepard jump
Snip .2k Reports and firefights; Bullet dodging; Innuendo; Guns can be useful without bullets; Always listen to the minions
Snip .2l Betrayal; Gimme; The pilot; Start the Chase!
Snip .2m Buckle up; Crazy Driving; Push the Button; Punch Everything
Snip .2mb Crazy Driving; Super Hero quip
Snip .2n Buckle up; Crazy Driving; Super Hero quip; Push the Button; Punch Everything; TRUCK!
Snip .2o Impossibilities; This thing got Weapons?; More Crazy Driving; Always Buckle Up
Snip .2p Get off my car!; Here's Wuffles!; Stopping with a punch; Geth give the best gifts; Bad-ass boast
Snip .2q Dizzy; The Result of the crazy driving; Azure; Innuendo; Punch card; Freebie; TMI
Snip .2r Fight time; Talk while fighting
Chapter Two
Snip .3a Wuffles hates elevators; Why hello, Miss Zorah; Exit: Through the Roof
Snip .3b Tide turning; Rise, child of the sun; Illuminate
Snip .3c That hole is good for something; The name makes it true; We're taking the elevator
Snip .3cb That hole is good for something; The name makes it true; We're taking the elevator;
PrazzaSnip .3d You can be more; Charm; Shadow Broker should be running
Snip .3e Poor Miranda; Aura of the Sun; Interruption; Prazza, just give up already
Snip .3f You can be more; Charm; Shadow Broker should be running; Poor Miranda; Aura of the Sun; Interruption; Prazza, just give up already; I'm driving; Pet Geth?; The Claw Hammer; :insert record scratch: What
Snip .3g Interrogation through terror; bullshit detector; Not dropping the coffee; Admitting the truth; Bad track record; Bring in the taco cart; Oh, Joker, how close to the truth
Snip .3h TIM; Report, Lawson; All going to plan; Oh, Shit
Snip .3i Cerberus just can't get it right; Betting on the outcome; Miranda, stop interrupting!; And the AI did what?
Snip .3j Landing; Digging a deeper hole; That was a joke; "You're all idiots and need to watch the safety videos again"; Cerberus screwed up in reverse
Snip .3k Girl next door; Like the ship?; Joker does!
Snip .3l AIs talking; So much innuendo; Dirty jokes
Snip .3m Nightmare inducing; Oh, what the hell?!
Snip .3n AIs talking; So much innuendo; Dirty jokes; Nightmare inducing; Oh, what the hell?!; Big reveal; What all the buzzing was about
Snip .3o TIMmy; EMI; Status and Odds; ...Silver floating sphere...?
Snip .3p Details, Gimme details; Hold on, taking notes; I've got an idea...
Chapter Three
Snip .4a TMI, Kelly; Oh, Wuffles...; Kelly did what?; Missed the point, Wuffles
Snip .4b Yes, we do watch you walk, Tali; So, EDI, life story?; Troll EDI trolling
Snip .4c So, you let the dangerous AI free; Yep; Winning the bet
Snip .4d So, you let the dangerous AI free; Yep; Winning the bet; Meet the boss; TIMmy!; The Zenith
Snip .4e Thief; Singing a song of doom; Zoo time; Mailing something with teeth
Snip .4f Now hear this; You can be better; Taking the Ship
Snip .4g Onwards!; You have a call; Teleportation ain't no thang; Mindhax; Behold the Sidereal
Snip .4h Mindhax are fun; You're new; More mindhax; Auntie Kasumi's Magical Kung Fu School for Girls
Snip .4i More Mindhax; Details, Please; That was a joke; No Tali!hips? :cries:; Family trees are weird; Everyone goes to the cockpit
Snip .4ib More Mindhax; Details, Please; That was a joke; No Tali!hips? :cries:; Family trees are weird; Everyone goes to the cockpit; Wait, What?
Snip .4j Have some strength; What; Joker's mind: BROKEN
Snip .4k Bullshit; Chakwas is not amused; Joker is not in right now; Quarians drive normally
Snip .4kb Bullshit; Chakwas is not amused; Joker is not in right now; Quarians drive normally; More detail
Snip .4l Quarians drive normally; Leather seats; Incoming; Look into the universe
Snip .4m Dynamic Entry; Why, hello there!; Awesome answer; Meet me in my office
Snip .4n TIMmy doing TIMmy things; Well that didn't send a chill down my spine at all!
Snip .4o So, here it is; Sorry, need more evidence; Have a mentor
Snip .4p Awww, it's so cute; So a geth and an AI walk down a street
Snip .4q Geth do not intentionally infiltrate
Snip .4r Oh, Shepard; Let's teach you how to walk like a lady; Strutting time!
Snip .4s There are no fish in the Presidium lake; Oh not Al-Jilani; Break the camera; That was a joke
Snip .4t Oh snap; Reaper time!
Snip .4u Bring popcorn; Walk like a female, Shepard; High heels are evil; Land on your face
Snip .4v Liara walks like a professor; Tali and high heels; Enter the original krogan walker; Hannah Shepard; Where'd you get the boobs?
Chapter Four
Snip .5a Classical dance, not stripping; You spent how long in college?
Snip .5ab Classical dance, not stripping; You spent how long in college?; Piggy back rides!; Udina on a ship...
Snip .5b Piggy back rides!; Udina on a ship...; Udina is not surprised
Snip .5c Too much information; Not gonna sleep tonight; I am the Dawn
Snip .5d Can't look her in the eye; Memories of a different life
Snip .5e Boarding; Kasumi's little 'gift'; Where's that music coming from...; Oh crap moment
Snip .5f Puppet is kicking ass; Team work time
Snip .5g Liara, stop talking; Bullet to the knee; Geth to the rescue
Snip .5h Kasumi's little gift reveals a secret
Snip .5i Sooooo, this is new; Gods are interesting; Transfer Memories; Solar Hero Style
Snip .5j Fight scene of awesome; Surrender is an option
Snip .5k Badass boast; Social fu; Back to work
Snip .5l Always think before you turn off the power
Snip .5m Oh crap moment; Jane is not amused by bullshit tactics
Snip .5n Not the time to be arguing; Efficiency of course; Now just what, but What the Hell; The List of Insanity
Snip .5o Why Vasir is awesome; Biotic boom
Snip .5p Why Vasir is awesome; Biotic boom; Limiter off?; Aw crap moment; Parry punches with punches; Kasumi to the rescue!
Snip .5q Tali is paranoid; Yahg; Keeping that data safe
Snip .5qb Tali is paranoid; Yahg; Keeping that data safe; Husk time!; Stop talking, Liara
Snip .5r Wuffles, I don't think this is a good idea...
Snip .5s Harbinger, stop monologuing; Heading into the eye of the storm
Snip .5t Siddie says no
Snip .5u Wuffles would be great on a debate team...; Armor piercing question away!
Snip .5v Harbinger likes messing with your head; Oh shit moment, big oh shit moment
Snip .5w Wuffles pushes all of the buttons; Been spending too much time around Shepard, have we?
Snip .5x Gregg is trolling us again...
Chapter Five
Snip .6a Tali's moment of pure badassness.
Snip .6b Wuffles has a stockpile of awesome quotes; EDI: Goddess of the Trolls
Snip .6c Good teamwork and planning; And then it all goes to hell
Snip .6d Aw shit moment; Joker to the rescue!; Udina has boots that vacuum-seal to the deck?; Gendo pose!Hannah; Boom, sucker
Snip .6db Joker to the rescue!; Details; Udina has boots that vacuum-seal to the deck?
Snip .6e Gotta get off; Tali doesn't feel good; Forgot someone?; Break reality, escape
Snip .6f Back on ship; Medbay time; Escape ends up where?
Snip .6g Kasumi to the rescue again; So that's where she learned how to punch sickness out of people; Break reality
Snip .6h Seeker, die in a fire; The Reapers like trolling us; Kicked into the void
Snip .6i Bad feeling scenery; Really bad feeling; The bigger fish is unleashed; ...Oh TIMmy, what did you do?!
Snip .6j Tali is having a panic attack; Explanation: bullshit magic; Wuffles!
Snip .6k Wait, you're how old?; Where are we?; Joker says what we're all thinking
Snip .6l Ship graveyard
Snip .6m A look into Joker's personality; Dead Reapers
Snip .6n 173 Dead Reapers in the void; Don't want to meet this bigger fish
Snip .6nb 173 Dead Reapers in the void; Don't want to meet this bigger fish; A single point of space; Hitching a ride; Wuffles was combing Tali's hair :sqee:; Exalted Creator
Snip .6o Past memories; It's a long story; Persistent Righteous Protector of the Orichalcum Caste
Snip .6ob Past memories; It's a long story; Persistent Righteous Protector of the Orichalcum Caste; Looks like a keeper
Snip .6p SWLIHN likes messing with things
Snip .6q Oh, Wuffles...; Surprise!
Snip .6r Joker info; EDI found... something to fix the ship; What would you call that?
Snip .6s ...Floation device?; Oh, Wuffles...
Snip .6sb ...Floation device?; Oh, Wuffles...; A gethdinghy; Admiral Xen gets up to some odd things...
Snip .6sc ...Floation device?; Oh, Wuffles...; A gethdinghy; Admiral Xen gets up to some odd things...; Wuffles protecting Tali; The machine is insane; You may call me Autochthon.
Chapter Six
Snip .7a City of Persistent Righteous Protector; Didn't that coming
Snip .7b Lots of names for the same thing; First mention of Viator
Snip .7c The Story of the Beginning; Vessae Milinato; Hannah wants to know what the hell is going on.
Snip .7d Story of the War; Room of Craziness
Snip .7db Story of the War; Room of Craziness
Snip .7e The Story of the Beginning; Vessae Milinato; Hannah wants to know what the hell is going on; Story of the War; Room of Craziness
Snip .7f Spider Girl? Time to drink!; Joker has interesting porn; Joker knows the squad way too well
Snip .7g Proof that Auto is insane
Snip .7gb Proof that Auto is insane; Poor Tali; FOR GREAT SCIENCE!
Snip .7h The answer to Hannah's question; Liara's fangirling
Snip .7i Oh shit moment
Snip .7ib Oh shit moment; "Why does this always happen?"
Snip .7k Stupid firewall; Epic fight
Snip .7l Sidereal says oh crap; Asari catfight; Keep running
Snip .7m Poor Tali, she'll never like pinball again; Wuffles' hips brings all the AIs/Alchemicals/Admirals to the yard
Snip .7n Flashbacks are never good; Kasumi is broken
Snip .7o That's... really big
Snip .7ob Redone; Pitfall
Snip .7p Deus and Auto have a bad habit of yanking the ground out from under you; Spread eagle once more; Meet Deus Machina
Snip .7q Everything is a weapon, if used right
Snip .7qb Everything is a weapon, if used right; And Shepard learns just what she's fighting
Snip .7r Logos of Deus Machina; Liara likes to share things
Snip .7s Jacob is happy, gosh darn it; Siddie Meltdown; Mr. Taylor just went up in my list of Nice People
Snip .7t Shepards lost her clothes... again
Snip .7tb Shepards lost her clothes... again; Armory!; Lady Gaga's outfit designer is so an Exalted; Artifact Armor: Jade
Snip .7tc Shepards lost her clothes... again; Armory!; Lady Gaga's outfit designer is so an Exalted; Artifact Armor: Jade; Pria has a bone to pic with Kasumi; Armor made from guns
Snip .7u Liara is acting like Ree; He knows all the things
Snip .7v Hannah hits things; Auto won't stop bothering Tali; Wuffles is taking care of Tali :sqee:
Snip .7vb Hannah hits things; Auto won't stop bothering Tali; Wuffles is taking care of Tali :sqee:; Redirect angry Tali
Snip .7w Shepard likes her new armor; Blightborn; Fixed firewall
Snip .7x Tali does not like spiders
Chapter Seven
Snip .8a ...What?
Snip .8ab Rewrite of the what; Life cycles
Snip .8b A better coffee machine; DEUS MACHINA DOES IT WITH MACHINES
Snip .8ba A better coffee machine; DEUS MACHINA DOES IT WITH MACHINES; More details
Snip .8bc A better coffee machine; DEUS MACHINA DOES IT WITH MACHINES; More details; To the Med-bay; Joker see all
Snip .8c Joker on a ladder; Scale itch
Snip .8cb Joker on a ladder; Scale itch; Oh, EDI
Snip .8d Matron stage; Bullshit radar; One hundred and sixty three?!
Snip .8e Bring on the peace talks
Snip .8eb Bring on the peace talks; Auto needs decaf
Snip .8f And the shit has hit the fan; TIMmy, you brought this on yourself
Snip .8g Auto is... messing with the Normandy; Auto, you loveable nut
Snip .8h Back in communications range; Auto is... unique; Report giving
Snip .8hb Back in communications range; Auto is... unique; Report giving; Hannah, Jane, and Udina on one ship...
Snip .8i Galactic Overseer Shinmai; Harbinger wants to know what the shit is going on
Snip .8ib SWLIHN is intrigued; Harbinger wants to know what the shit is going on
Snip .8ic SWLIHN is intrigued; Harbinger wants to know what the shit is going on; 9,999 Perfect spheres around Momma Sphere; Harbinger has been kicked from the server, Attempt to reconnect?
Snip .8j Bad idea, Shepard; Details of the Universe
Snip .8k Garrus and his band of crimefighters
Snip .8kb Garrus and his band of crimefighters; Meet the team; I have this feeling that that thing is important...
Snip .8l Reflections of Omega; Garrus and the; ...Ya know, Garrus was scary already. Him being Exalted is just going to be terrifying
Snip .8lb Reflections of Omega; Garrus and the; ...Ya know, Garrus was scary already. Him being Exalted is just going to be terrifying; Lunar; Luna is pretty
Snip .8m Lunar Garrus; Deep space a warehouse; Squad is understandably freaked out; Let the shape-shifting begin
Chapter Eight
Snip .9a Auto is working on something; Oooh shiney!; Sol
Snip .9b Well, this is going to end well; Not; SWLIHN is not amused; Siblings who really hate each other; Tali has a mute for Auto
Snip .9c TIMmy in the Demon City; TED has a mustache; Mister Sunshine
Snip .9d Hannah's on the bridge; So is Kelly
Snip .9e Jenny; Always prepared; Gonna punch Jane
Snip .9f Training fight; Kasumi cheats
Snip .9fb Training fight; Kasumi cheats; Shepard with a lisp; Perfection
Snip .9g The correct order; Auto is working on something; Oooh shiney!; Sol; TIMmy in the Demon City; TED has a mustache; Mister Sunshine; Jenny; Always prepared; Gonna punch Jane; Hannah's on the bridge; So is Kelly; Training fight; Kasumi cheats; Shepard with a lisp; Perfection; Well, this is going to end well; Not; SWLIHN is not amused; Siblings who really hate each other; Tali has a mute for Auto
Snip .9h Liaraball hatched; Biotic barrier; She knows all of the things now
Snip .9hb Liaraball hatched; Biotic barrier; She knows all of the things now; Thinking all of the crazy things
Snip .9hc Liaraball hatched; Biotic barrier; She knows all of the things now; Thinking all of the crazy things; Fixing of boots; Integrated Artifact Transmogrifier; Furry Spider Cat Girl now; Tali shall never stop screaming; Udina has seen too many things to freak out anymore
Snip .9i You broke causality! This is why we never have nice things!; Auto, now would be a good time to stop talking
Snip .9ib You broke causality! This is why we never have nice things!; Auto, now would be a good time to stop talking; Mr. Reaper is going to regret stealing SWLIHN's speech
Snip .9ic You broke causality! This is why we never have nice things!; Auto, now would be a good time to stop talking; Mr. Reaper is going to regret stealing SWLIHN's speech; Miranda, runnnnnn!; Ooooh, good distraction, Auto!
Snip .9j Oh, Auto...; Rael's a busybody; REEGAR!
Snip .9k Reegars are badass; Tali can hold her booze; Kelly likes talking; Surprise guest
Snip .9l So, there's a Reegar and Geth; That hole is useful; Oh, Wuffles, this can only end in tears
Snip .9m Rael has spyware in Tali's suit...
Snip .9mb Rael has spyware in Tali's suit...; Vasir can still keep Rael in line; Skyrim joke and-; Oh Auto, that was such a bad idea...
Snip .9n Geth on the Extranet; College courses; PhD; The Extranet: Where the girl in your class is a geth
Snip .9o Auto, you nutty little; Auto has a plan; Wuffles can still mute Auto
Snip .9p Miranda has stopped being shocked; Feron is sneaky; Glyph; Did Feron just offer Miranda the job I think he did?
Snip .9q Shepard did it; Undercut the fight before it begins; Explain the situation; Wuffles is hiding something
Snip .9r Miranda has a new hat; Auto shows terrifying things
Snip .10a Aw, crap, SWLIHN is up to something; Pretty imagery
Snip .10b Jenny the armor maker; Another shoe drops; Valern exits stage right
Snip .10bb Another shoe drops; Valern exits stage right; Claims accepted; Shepard's getting an advisor...
Snip .10c Sneaking a geth to the fleet; Wait a minute...; Sneaky geth is sneaky; Well, there's a bombshell
Snip .10d I have no idea what this means, but it fills me with dread; Chosen of Journeys
Snip .10e Vessae did something stupid; Info on Vessae's backstory; Oh crap moment
Snip .10f Quarian Nation; Four million; He has a name; Reegar knows when to get the hell outta the way
Snip .10fb Quarian Nation; Four million; He has a name; Reegar knows when to get the hell outta the way; Wuffles; Shepard did it; Girlfriend; Xen is interested
Snip .10g Well, shit; Viator
Snip .10gb Well, shit; Viator; Viator is a stubborn blockhead; Auto, please have a plan
Snip .10h Harbinger doesn't fight fair; Vessae is getting beat; Iri's guns are awesome
Snip .10hb Harbinger doesn't fight fair; Vessae is getting beat; Iri's guns are awesome; Another oh crap moment; Collectors are creepy
Snip .10i Harbinger, Vessae, and the idea of getting the hell outta there
Snip .10j Xen is all sorts of crazy wrong; Trying to experiment; Another nerve stim joke
Snip .10jb Xen is all sorts of crazy wrong; Trying to experiment; Another nerve stim joke; Backfire!; Auto and Xen get along so well
Snip .10jc Backfire!; Auto and Xen get along so well
Snip .10k Mr. Sunshine and tIM's excellent adventure; This can only end in tears
Snip .10kb Mr. Sunshine and tIM's excellent adventure; This can only end in tears; The Crazies; Stuck with Sunshine
Snip .10l Jarvik is awesome as a Solar
Snip .10m It was in the beacon!; Exaltation: Kaleb
Snip .10n Eden Prime; Reapers a reaping
Snip .10o Wake up, Boss; We knew thee but a moment
Snip .10ob We knew thee but a moment; Another one; Goodbye; Wake up already!
Snip .10p Flashback; Well, crap; YES!; The boss is up!
Snip .10q Why you should never get in the way of a shard with a purpose
Snip .10r Oh, hell yes; Fighting like a bull in a china-shop
Snip .10rb Oh, hell yes; Fighting like a bull in a china-shop; Success, for a given value; Uh oh
Snip .10rc Revision; Oh, hell yes; Fighting like a bull in a china-shop; Success, for a given value; Uh oh
Snip .10s All the markings of not good; Someone's still angry; This can only end in tears
Snip .11a Shepard... in a dress; Oh my; Dry spell; Revenge
Snip .11b Kaidan in a bar; Turian drunk; Fight time; Mordin is a sneaky bastard
Snip .11c Dress shopping; Can hide stuff in there; Much bigger
Snip .11d Hackett; It's better if you didn't ask, Admiral
Snip .11e The plan; Hock; The Blitz in a towel; Kasumi is good
Snip .11f You poor boy; Kasumi is gonna have fun
Snip .11g A touching story with a bar tab; Getting all the looks; Security sucks
Snip .11h And the universe takes a sharp turn off course; Wasn't expecting that; Aria knows when to leave
Snip .11i Play nice for awhile; Stabby?; Steal interesting things
Snip .11j Oh, for...; Shepard's Dress; Hidden surprise; Can fit a gun in there
Snip .11k Open the box!; Was not what was expected; Angry mammal with teeth and claws
Snip .11l Stealing all sorts of things today; Outta the teacup
Snip .11m Oh, crap; Jane has some very protective instincts; Jenny...; And the plan goes bust
Snip .11n Suit up; All hundred and everything dies
Snip .11nb Suit up; All hundred and everything dies
Snip .11o Patch; Calling out the hypocrite
Snip .11ob Patch; Calling out the hypocrite; Wait; Does this mean that Jane gets the hangover too?; Pria is not a VI
Snip .11p Aria is awesome; Jack and Aria would totally get along
Snip .11q Jenny is a weapons geek; ...Deadpan: What?
Snip .11r That is one awesome name pun
Snip .11rb That is one awesome name pun; Well, that was a surprise!
Snip .11s ...Wrex; Did he just...?
Snip .11sb ...Wrex; Did he just...?; Don't piss off the thief
Snip .11t Teehee; Samara's gonna have fun
Snip .11u Fun is had; Commentary; With gusto
Snip .11ub Fun is had; Commentary; With gusto; ooooh, Chekhov!
Snip .12a Kelly likes the shower; Shipping ahoy!; ...How'd that get on the ship?
Snip .12b Wuffles...; Back to the quarians; Bad idea detected!
Snip .12c Hackett just punched a metal dinosaur in the face; I love this story
Snip .12d EDI is talking about herself with capital letters; ...And why is she talking in plural?
Snip .12e Garrus is having fun!
Snip .12f Geth; Archer; Orianna
Snip .12g Garrus really is having fun; Bad naming pun; FALCON -
Snip .12h Second what EDI says; What the fuck?
Snip .12i Like a hentai anime
Snip .12ib Like a hentai anime; Enter: Badass Joker
Snip .12j Auto's been messing with stuff; EDI's getting the sarcasm thing down pat
Snip .12jb Auto's been messing with stuff; EDI's getting the sarcasm thing down pat; Oh, Auto, don't go reading Wikipedia. It's for your own good; A little resentment?
Snip .12jc Auto's been messing with stuff; EDI's getting the sarcasm thing down pat; Oh, Auto, don't go reading Wikipedia. It's for your own good; A little resentment?; Heaven; Gods; What?
Snip .12k Kicking Thrasher Maws in the Face
Snip .12ka Kicking Thrasher Maws in the Face; Kids?
Snip .12l It's a what?!; Udina: Unfazed by anything
Snip .12m Oh, Joker, you have no idea
Snip .12mb Joker got lucky; In more than one way
Snip .12n Jenny is paranoid; Liara is not amused
Snip .12o So, a Spectre and a Justicar walk into a bar...
Snip .12p What happen between then and more recent then?; Krogans' have a religion?; Does it involve headbutting?
Snip .12q Krogans are different; Nine Sages
Snip .12r What happen between then and more recent then?; Krogans' have a religion?; Does it involve headbutting?; Krogans are different; Nine Sages; Kalros is the boss
Snip .12s Back story of Samara
Snip .12t Awkward family catching up
Snip .12tb Awkward family catching up; Bonding over drinking; Back story of Samara; So a drell and a Justicar
Snip .12u N7 training sounds interesting; Drinking stories; Miranda is not amused; She's also badass
Snip .12v Is that...?; It is!; Bad guys talking
Snip .13a So, some quarians and a geth go adventuring...; Auto did something; Giant robots...; Uhoh
Snip .13b Drinking contests; Thane and Samara; Madilrada; Uhoh
Snip .13c Liara; Hangover cure; Wrex; Liara has a very bad idea
Snip .13d Kasumi; Climbing a skyscraper; Oh, so not a good idea; Appointment to keep
Snip .13e Artifact collector; Kraken?; Madilrada; Interesting
Snip .13f Kasumi; Garrus; Pria; Surprise?
Snip .13g Adienna; Tali; Ewwww
Snip .13gb Adienna; Tali; Ewwww; Always mute your omnitool when talking about heroic sex gods; Well, this should be interesting
Snip .13h Oh, Liara; Wine; House plant; This is gonna be fun
Snip .13hb Oh, Liara; Wine; House plant; This is gonna be fun; Uhoh
Snip .13i Reegar; Wuffles; Guy talk; Bosh'tets
Snip .13j Shepard; Catalyst; Oh shit
Snip .13k Morinth; Liara; Don't piss off the geeky asari
Snip .13l Shepard; Shapshifting Catalyst; Ah, crap moment
Snip .13m Fight time!; Liara; Morinth; Bad ass boast don't mean crap
Snip .13mb Fight time!; Liara; Morinth; Bad ass boast don't mean crap; Then again...; Liara thinks fast
Snip .13n Reegar; Wuffles; Romantic advise from a geth?
Snip .13nb Reegar; Wuffles; Romantic advise from a geth?; Tali did something awesome
Snip .13o Gravity cannon; And then everything goes to an "Ah Shit" moment
Snip .13p Shepard; Catalyst; Morinth; Liara; Make a deal; Out the wall
Snip .13pb Shepard; Morinth; Liara; Out the wall; Epic catfight time
Snip .13q Reegar; Wuffles; Terminal; "Do you trust us?"
Snip .13r Tali; Auto; Calling bullshit on all that; Auto has a fighting form...
Snip .13s Reegar; Wuffles; Did... did Kal just go superhero on the geth?
Snip .13t Wrex; Just freaking awesomeness
Snip .13u Thane; Samara; Shepard; Poor Samara is just wasted...
Snip .13ub Shepard; Annoyed Exalted; Nice pun
Snip .13v Auto; Tali; Auto finds fighting... refreshing
Snip .13w Terminal; Reegar; Oh, this is going to be glorious
Snip .14a Leaping Sky; Mystery woman; Catalyst...; What
Snip .14b Jenny Shepard; Oh, the genius of a spark
Snip .14c Reegar; Wuffles; Superhero Reegar; Prog knife!
Snip .14d Well, that doesn't fill me with dread at all... /sarcasm
Snip .14e Reegar; Wuffles; Forget the gun, just punch him
Snip .14eb Reegar; Wuffles; Terminal; Auto; Tali; Forget the gun, just punch him; Dis~traction!
Snip .14f Tali; Auto; Terminal; Auto has learned the fun of beating the crap outta of bad guys
Snip .14g Well, shit; Reegar blasting off
Snip .14h Reegar in the sky with enlightened geth; Enlightenment is...
Snip .14i Memory of long ago; Bright Star
Snip .14j More memories; Mystery woman; Auto
Snip .14k The Circle; Mnemon Lilloss Urpa; Chosen of Journeys
Snip .14l Oooooh yeeees!; Reegar of Journeys; Time for the fight!
Snip .14lb Oooooh yeeees!; Reegar of Journeys; Time for the fight!; Wuffles! No killstealing!
Snip .14m In retrospect, that one had it coming; Wait for the other shoe...
Snip .14mb In retrospect, that one had it coming; Wait for the other shoe...; Well, that didn't take long
Snip .14n Tali's got her mind in the gutter...; Explaining mechanics in game
Snip .14nb Tali's got her mind in the gutter...; Explaining mechanics in game; Tali's got dibs; Need a ship?
Snip .14o Iri's too awesome for words; Giant spider equals...?
Snip .14ob Iri's too awesome for words; Giant spider equals...?; That volus has had it coming
Snip .14p Acquired: Frigate; Wuffles is so nice; Best gift ever.
Snip .14q ...Oh, uh oh; Well, that's not good
Snip .15a Samara on the move; High heels make for excellent weapons; The Lawgiver
Snip .15b Oh Jenny; Been watching the good stuff?; Poor Liara
Snip .15c Wrex and Feros; Somethings there; Smart move, Wrex
Snip .15d Holy momma; She's Iron Man!; Wouldn't want to be Morinth right now
Snip .15e Uh oh; Sage time
Snip .15f Azure and the pervert turain again
Snip .15fb Azure and the pervert turain again; Good fight scene; BATMAN
Snip .15g ...Okay, now that's just awesome
Snip .15h Lunars and Solars; Flashbacks
Snip .15i ...Oh dear; This should be interesting
Snip .15ib ...Oh dear; This should be interesting; Yeeeep; EDie is gonna have fun
Snip .15j Garrus' gots a nice bike
Snip .15k New bride on the scene
Snip .15l Silver sand?; That's not good
Snip .15lb Silver sand?; That's not good; Garrus you don't want to listen to that world
Snip .15m Hanar!Garrus; Omega's got everything
Snip .15mb Hanar!Garrus; Omega's got everything; Jurassic Park; Lawgiver perks?
Snip .15n Sage krogan; Living fridge
Snip .15nb Sage krogan; Living fridge; Living home; Momma krogan fixing to find out stuff
Snip .15o Well, Garrus certainly rolls with the punches; Wuffles has pictures
Snip .15ob Well, Garrus certainly rolls with the punches; Wuffles has pictures; Someone interesting
Snip .15p Jenny; Poor Liara
Snip .15pb Jenny; Poor Liara; Shepard knows how to make an entrance; Poor Kaidan's gonna have a headache
Snip .15q Paranoid Shepard; Sneaky Garrus; Bad Joker!
Snip .15r Kaidan's already got a headache; The weirdest ship in the galaxy; Mordin and Auto; Oh god
Snip .15s ...Joker...; Presence; The wing turain is back
Snip .15t Kaidan, Taylor, and Vega; Poor Vega, he's got no idea...
Snip .15u And Kasumi is wanting to beat her head against the wall now
Snip .15v Meet the husband; All 50 miles of him
Snip .15vb Meet the husband; All 50 miles of him; Run, Morinth, run!
Snip .15w To Utopia we go!
Snip .15wb To Utopia we go!; Mordin isn't surprised; But Shepard is
Snip .15wc To Utopia we go!; Mordin isn't surprised; But Shepard is; The Talk; Power Girl
Snip .16a And Kaiden's mind just broke; Roommates!
Snip .16b Vault; Liberty; Joker; Kasumi; YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!
Snip .16bc Vault; Liberty; Joker; Kasumi; YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!; Explaining mechanics ingame
CODEX: Admirals and their craziness
CODEX: Turian/Human Pop Culture Exchange
CODEX: Apparent Human Stupidity
CODEX: AI Psychosis and the Causes Of
CODEX: Tali'Zorah vas Neema nar Rayya
Omake: Quick Explanation on Luna Shape-acquiring rules in Glorious Shotgun Princess, as explained in a short Omake
Omake??: Luna?
OMAKE: Drunk!Shepards; Keep an eye on the boss; Shepards are assholes when drunk
Omake?: Grunt is not to be messed with
Omake?2: Grunt is not to be messed with; Is that Skyrim?
Omake?3: Little bit too much fun, Garrus
Future snip: Kaiden; Liara; Illium; The time between games; Classical dancing
Omake: Garrus,; Ate a geth; Tali; TMI
Omake(I think):Luna; Sol; Solar and Lunar arts
Omake: Dentist Dragon; And now I'll be avoiding my dentist even more
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