Glorious Shotgun Princess (ME/Exalted) Thread #2

Though probably not cars that Shepard was driving.

Which brings us onto the next point.

Drive Charms. Will Shepard get any? :D
 
*flashback to Lair of the Shadow Broker*
"TRUCK!"

Considering a solar can defy the laws of physics in a mundane not-flying car, I shudder to think what mind bending stunts we might see if Shepard gets behind the wheel of a hovercraft. I imagine Shepard would probably use said charms to drive through the trucks of mercenary reinforcements instead of around them.
 
There is a burst of blue lightning, and the two land in a crouch. Coughing, he goes prone, crawling on his stomach to overlook the small army surrounding the landing pad and the flaming wreck of the shuttle in the distance. "Going in," he rumbles, "Concussive shots only."

Two petals rise. His companion pulls the rifle from its back, snapping out the scope and attaching it to the single, unblinking white eye. "Affirmative."




Thunder cracks, and one of the soldiers collapses with a groan. The side of his helmet is bright red and paint is chipped, and James mutters to himself as he grabs his discarded rifle. There is a burst of motion and the soldier in front of him is slammed face first into the shuttle pad. The one next to him folds out the blade from his omnitool and swings.

He hits a cloud of white butterflies before a fist collides with his jaw and sends him down, the two behind him dropping as two kicks hit them in the chest.

Three more thunder cracks, and three more soldiers drop. He ducks under one of the armored grunts as he goes flying over his head, and the landing zone goes still as James realizes he is one of the only three people left standing. Him, Garrus, and the Quarian who has just kicked the crap out of two dozen soldiers.

He glances at the groaning, barely conscious grunts. He turns to Garrus, who shrugs. And then he turns to the quarian and begins clapping. "Sweet. Who're you?"

"Kal'Reegar. Migrant Fleet Marines." The quarian rolls his shoulders. Electricity sparks along the knuckle dusters on his gauntlets. "No time for explanations. Where's Commander Shepard?"
 
The_Mad_Dragon said:
Or, the T'soni's in general might be attracted to crazy violent people.
Liara is the result of Aethyta having sex with an asari who traded up from Aethyta to Saren on the violent-lunatic-o-meter.

She's got crazy coming in from all angles of her genome.
 
Maes said:
Oh dear. That makes All known Exalts in the same place, no? Unless Kasumi is somewhere else? Either way, critical Exalt density seems imminent. I expect fecal waste to hit rotary impellers in short order.

There's still that Eclipse shard flying around somewhere too.
The Infernal Formerly Known As Illusive is also not present.
 
Shinzero02 said:
...how far is Legion/random Geth from the scene if he needs a scope?
Telescoping vision is something you'd sorta expect from the Geth.
Wuffles uses the scope less as a telescope and more to link up with his rifle.
 
Yes, assuming direct control if you will :p aka he puts some of his programs into the rifle itself. He doesn't not put the rifle to his shoulder he puts his eye to the scope.
 
I'm Wondering if Javik is gonna go :WTF: where did my guys go? Unless he's too busy smacking Shep around to notice.
 
Dirtnap said:
Yes, assuming direct control if you will :p aka he puts some of his programs into the rifle itself. He doesn't not put the rifle to his shoulder he puts his eye to the scope.
What I've never understood about ME guns is why do they bother with conventional scopes in the first place? I mean, given how high-tech the guns, suits, and helmets are, it seems like it would be way more efficient to put some optics near the barrel and smart-link them to the soldier's HUD. You could practically snipe someone from the hip with something like that.
 
Muscle Memory. Not sure if basic training recruits get all the fancy new high tech gear. Plus what happens when an enemy hits you with overload and you suit electronics get all screwy? Gotta still be able to aim down the scope and put rounds down range.
 
tq343 said:
What I've never understood about ME guns is why do they bother with conventional scopes in the first place? I mean, given how high-tech the guns, suits, and helmets are, it seems like it would be way more efficient to put some optics near the barrel and smart-link them to the soldier's HUD. You could practically snipe someone from the hip with something like that.
Not everyone's going to have a HUD (or wear a helmet, for that matter). Smart money is on developing for the lowest common denominator, thus an optical scope mounted on the weapon itself.

I could see an barrel-mounted optical feed to a helmet-mounded HUD being a useful aftermarket modification for those that can afford the whole setup, but even in the far future, contracts are going to be awarded to the lowest bidder.
 
Tikigod784 said:
Man, everything in that DLC has already been done better in this story (for some of the characters anyway, give it time). Though my favorite part was Shepard telling the Space Hamster to "go for the eyes." Except in the case of this story, it would be literal.
I disagree. I have yet to have something as magnificent as a hanar urinal.
 
Snarky Liara biotically throwing James Vega.

The Garrus Tango.

Actually meeting Blasto.

Zaeed obsessing over getting a guddam stuffed toy out of a guddam crane machine.

Not to mention, open snark about Shepard's horrible dancing.

Every single line from Mordin.
 
GreggHL said:
Snarky Liara biotically throwing James Vega.

The Garrus Tango.

Actually meeting Blasto.

Zaeed obsessing over getting a guddam stuffed toy out of a guddam crane machine.

Not to mention, open snark about Shepard's horrible dancing.

Every single line from Mordin.
Yeah, that DLC proves that Bioware still has it.

Not to mention Grunt!
 
And Joker laughing for two minutes straight when Shepard offers to dance with EDI.
 
Shinzero02 said:
From TIM's standpoint in ME3, she isn't that successful.
So much so that the Eva Coré infiltrator was intended to be her replacement, designed from the ground up to be totally loyal to Cerberus.
 
Tikigod784 said:
Grunt's story made me wonder what would happen if an Exalted got completely trashed in this story.
Exalted are very difficult to get drunk, and none of the known exalts were lightweights before exaltation either. (possibly Kasumi, but I somehow doubt it.)

Recall the scene where Kasumi took the booze from Jenny and put it in Jane, who hiccuped, once.

It's not impossible to get them drunk, but it would take truly legendary quantities of booze. (as befits legendary heroes really). Could make an interesting scene at some point in the story as some bartender becomes increasingly horrified at the volumes that these customers are ordering. Sure a sale that large is good for the wallet, but it wouldn't do for one drinking contest to consume all his stock.
 
Rathmun said:
Exalted are very difficult to get drunk, and none of the known exalts were lightweights before exaltation either. (possibly Kasumi, but I somehow doubt it.)

Recall the scene where Kasumi took the booze from Jenny and put it in Jane, who hiccuped, once.

It's not impossible to get them drunk, but it would take truly legendary quantities of booze. (as befits legendary heroes really). Could make an interesting scene at some point in the story as some bartender becomes increasingly horrified at the volumes that these customers are ordering. Sure a sale that large is good for the wallet, but it wouldn't do for one drinking contest to consume all his stock.
Actually, no. Alcohol as a poison has the (M) tag, which means that mortals and supernatural creatures roll the exact same dicepools of (Sta+Res) for the exact same effects. Yes, this means that it's theoretically possible to 'kill' a Primordial by getting it epically drunk enough to make his liver (equivelant) fail under the strain of acute alcohol poisoning.
 
Jomasten said:
But that means we won't see Exalts punching the grapes into perfect fertilization.

EDIT:

FERMENTATION. I MEANT FERMENTATION!

DAMNIT, AUTOSPELLER!
Oddly enough, the fertilization punch charm is the one that's already a published charm out of those two.
 
The fist slams into the ground. Soil cracks, spider webbing in a perfect circle around them. The pulse tosses her off her feet, into the air, and she sees the motion, a split second before his fist comes within fingerwidths of her face. Grabbing his wrist, Jane flows around him. Swinging underneath, she twists and drives her knuckles between those four eyes.

The prothean moves through the punch. Her gauntlet cracks and her bare fingers touch his face and

ALERT
the world burning beneath
ALERT
unknown enemy the CITADEL HAS BEEN LOST
Suns collapse above the skies of a thousand worlds. Where is the Emperor? Where is the Circle?
ALERT
The sky turns red. Fire consumes cities as the great roaring beasts march over armies as the empire collapses into warring states
ALERT
The bass roar. Where is the Emperor?
HOW HAVE WE BEEN ABANDONED

Jane stumbles back. Javik stumbles back. The four eyes flash, the black hourglass pupils dilating for a moment before becoming solid gold once more. "You knew?" His voice grinds with renewed anger. "You saw our warnings! You knew and you have done nothing?!"
 
I wonder if Jane will get the time to explain that she DID something... and tried to do more. ;)
 
Well now. Is Javik's limit gonna be over soon? If not we may get some more fanservice as Shep's armor seems to be coming apart at the seams, no? I, too, wonder if Jane will have a chance to explain or just get punched a lot.
 
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