Fyre, Fyre, Burning Skitter

They use it for the family vacations to France, and skiing trips!

Obviously... :D
Oh? I thought the green look was just the latest one, after their Ship digested a locally-bought car? Their Ship? Well, they need a way to go to and from Aldebaran, where they come from, don't they?

(You mean you didn't realise Hermione was a hyper-intelligent space alien, who just thinks she's human? Shame on you! :) )


(Try looking-up 'Aldebaran'...)

This is all about the Grangers learning to appreciate Earth culture... The magic was a bit of a surprise to them, though...

(Dentistry? Why that? Well, the first time an Earth human opens their mouth, and you see the state of their teeth, wouldn't you want to help them? And... The mouth is pretty close to the brain, and, people have to lie there, conveniently mostly still, with their heads against that headrest...)
 
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I know that sound strange or looks weird, but this is how I have become accustomed to commenting, when it is about some chapter, how I perceive each part and what catches my attention or not
Reasonable. Everyone has their quirks, after all. I actually rather enjoyed reading it; your thoughts on the events are different enough from mine to highlight a few things I missed.
 
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(Car choice)

Well, I get the idea that the Granger household is upper-middle class at least due to both Richard and Jennifer being dentists, which are rather high paying professions, and on top of that they own their own practice which means the income is yet higher, so if they have a big extended family, they could get a people-mover alongside their regular going-around vehicle to fit the grandparents, cousins and whatnot for vacations. Or in this case, Hermione's new friends and a certain Fyre-Queen.
Well yes.

Transporting extended family (grandparents, cousins, etc) can be a sufficient reason already. Or hobbies or something else where you need transport capacity (either people or equipment) - for a Boy Scout troop or whatever...

Don't recall offhand if the Peugeot had quick-detachable seats or fold-down.

Oh? I thought the green look was just the latest one, after their Ship digested a locally-bought car? Their Ship? Well, they need a way to go to and from Aldebaran, where they come from, don't they?
I though the car of choice for these kinds was 1st-gen Pontiac Trans Sport (AKA Chevrolet Lumina or...)? You know, the model that only needed some decals to look like a Star Trek shuttlecraft...?

(Yes, I've sat in the back seat of one of those. Had to put my rifle in the back though, and it was a normal rifle, not a phaser. Hunting trip)
 
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The Goblins will stare at Taylor before falling down to worship the Goddess of Escalation, Fire, and Transactions.

Falling down as in fainting in horror.
 
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I thought the car of choice for these kinds was 1st-gen Pontiac Trans Sport (AKA Chevrolet Lumina or...)? You know, the model that only needed some decals to look like a Star Trek shuttlecraft...?

(Yes, I've sat in the back seat of one of those. Had to put my rifle in the back though, and it was a normal rifle, not a phaser. Hunting trip)
While a nice idea, would those look at credible on a British road, as driven by a British dentist???

You know, if aliens ever drive our roads, a white (probably in need of a wash), unmarked Ford Transit van (AKA the much sworn-at White Van Man), sounds more credible...

White Ford Transit van.
 
While a nice idea, would those look at credible on a British road, as driven by a British dentist???
Eh, unlikely but not impossible. They do exist in Britain too, but not sure if those would have been individual imports, some of which may have been converted to RHD afterwards. Don't remember if there was a factory RHD version or official UK sales channel.

The gen 2 was more easily available as Vauxhall Sintra but that was all kinds of a disappointment...
 
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I can see Taylor's meeting with the goblins going in several possible directions:
  • Goblins don't make a big deal of it, treat her like anyone else (that would be a really big surprise)
  • Respect her as a warrior considering she took out Voldemort and multiple DeathEaters the first time she met 'em without breaking a sweat
  • War! She *is* wearing a Fyre outfit after all, she must be here to intimidate/fight, right?
  • Grovel on their knees and beg not to be erased into ashes
If it's a positive outcome, I wonder if they'll run a blood lineage test on her, see if she's magical in any way, and possibly Merlin's heir - she does seem to have an instinctive control of Magic somehow, maybe it's just not completely come to the surface yet.
 
I can see Taylor's meeting with the goblins going in several possible directions:
  • Goblins don't make a big deal of it, treat her like anyone else (that would be a really big surprise)
  • Respect her as a warrior considering she took out Voldemort and multiple DeathEaters the first time she met 'em without breaking a sweat
  • War! She *is* wearing a Fyre outfit after all, she must be here to intimidate/fight, right?
  • Grovel on their knees and beg not to be erased into ashes
If it's a positive outcome, I wonder if they'll run a blood lineage test on her, see if she's magical in any way, and possibly Merlin's heir - she does seem to have an instinctive control of Magic somehow, maybe it's just not completely come to the surface yet.

having magic, yes (QA), a relationship with Merlin, it would be a bit exaggerated, mmm, unless there was a local version of the Heberts who died and being Taylor, even from an alternate earth, the last living Hebert, inheriting everything, including very interesting books about magic (or even finding the alternate version of her mother alive, one who, in reverse of Earth Bet, survived, but lost Taylor and Danny)

As for the Goblins' answer, perhaps all of the above?
 
having magic, yes (QA), a relationship with Merlin, it would be a bit exaggerated, mmm, unless there was a local version of the Heberts who died and being Taylor, even from an alternate earth, the last living Hebert, inheriting everything, including very interesting books about magic (or even finding the alternate version of her mother alive, one who, in reverse of Earth Bet, survived, but lost Taylor and Danny)

As for the Goblins' answer, perhaps all of the above?
I never said she was "related" to Merlin, but given her current affinity for doing the impossible with Fyre, I'm postulating that only a Merlin level wizard would be capable of similar feats. This would mean, that to magic itself, she's heir to Merlin's vault, and quite possibly others.
 
Goblins don't make a big deal of it, treat her like anyone else (that would be a really big surprise)
"Ah. Madam. The Scaly One warned us there might be those of your... associate's... cade visiting. Left a... deposit to ensure everything went smoothly. How can we help you?"

The goblins seem to think 'cade' is something to do with barrels of fish, possibly herring. This deeply confuses them. But. Saurial knew how to speak their language, with the sort of echo effect that suggests... something very, very, large is also carefully observing the situation. And, paid them. So...

(One of the ways she 'paid' them? She pointed-out that she, and other hypothetical beings, could 'call into existence' indefinitely large amounts of valuable materials. Like, Gold. And, that all their cultural logic relied on a 'scarcity economy'. So, yes, a little thought on how to become a 'skill/creativity economy', might not be a terrible idea...)
 
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Come to think of it, Magic might also be thinking "Oh SHIT! It's another one of Her. That Reptile one was bad enough, then there was that one that conquered Hell, and oh yeah, the one that became a goddess even though she didn't want to. Escalation seems to be Her thing. Please, please, don't unmake me. I like being me, it's fun, and ummmm, magical..."

Magic of course can see more than one reality, it is Magic afterall.
 
I never said she was "related" to Merlin, but given her current affinity for doing the impossible with Fyre, I'm postulating that only a Merlin level wizard would be capable of similar feats.

But what qualifications would someone have to have for that title? outside of incredible magical abilities - heir to Merlin -, and although Merlin is a predominant figure for the Wizards, perhaps there is some similarity to someone else, such as Morgan le Fay, which would further increase Skitter's already growing fame/infamy in the Wizard World
 
I am objecting the claim that station/estate wagons are not manufactured any more. That is only true for Ford (US), GM and Chrysler and wasn't true until the late 2000s/early 2010s.
I would like to point out the reason listed for their decline was an American policy, not a UK one.

I would also point out that a 1970's era station wagon that was once owned by my mom seated 9 somewhat comfortably; two in the front, three on the bench seat, and four kids in fold down seating in the back, provided no luggage was being transported. There are few "cars" that can match this easily these days, but a minivan can nearly match this without sacrificing luggage space...
I was specifically referring to the US market (as @Jacen1 said), and my concept of "station wagon" is that the vehicle is suitable for at least the following modes 1) 4 adults plus 1-2 children and 2) 2 adults plus some reasonable number of sheets of 4'x8' material inside of the enclosed volume. With optional fold-down seating in the rear cargo area, you could get 3-4 extra seats for (older) children.

I'm specifically thinking of the Mercury Colony Park, basically the station wagon variant of the Grand Marquis sedan, and those were not made after the early '90s. (The sedan model continued to be made until sometime around 2008-2012.) I am not aware of any new-manufacture vehicle available in the US (claiming to be a station wagon or not) that has equivalent (or better) passenger/cargo capacity and handling.

My experience with minivans is that they lose out in the handling: they are underpowered and have a higher center of gravity.

Outside of the US, a lot of vehicles are more compact, for various reasons...but I'm tall and used to large cars, so I don't find very many cars designed outside of the US comfortable to drive. Two-passenger cars may be an exception, but they usually don't have any cargo capacity to speak of.

I'm actually curious what this Taylor's favorite car would be...
 
They forgot to add Chicxulub to that - everyone knows that the dinosaurs went extinct because some T-Rex got careless with the FiendFyre....

Earth dinosaurs went extinct from a multitude of factors. First was the knock on effects to platetechtonics, tides, and weather from using the pyramids to forcibly hold the moon in place as a shield against missile strikes from the tyrannical regime back on Mars that they had fled from. Second was the bioweapon the Mars dinosaurs added to Hailey's comet, that activated when it passed through earth's upper atmosphere and spread across most of the planet. Luckily for everyone, they went down fighting, and managed to off the tyrannical mars dinosaurs when they successfully deployed a sort of fine iron particulate bomb that sucked up most of the free oxygen from the atmosphere into Iron oxide that eventually settled down onto the surface burying the ruins of their civilization and turning the planet red.
 
Don't recall offhand if the Peugeot had quick-detachable seats or fold-down.
From what I found, a 90s Peugeot 806 had what appear to be quick-detachable seats, that is to say all but the front seats, and the fronts were also swivel seats. It used floor rails to anchor the seats in place and adjust them forward and back, and could equip captain seats in the middle and rear rows if you had them, or alternatively a half-foldable bench in the center and a slim bench in the back to fit between the rear wheel wells. It was a very nice minivan, and it still is even today.

Edit: And because the foldable seats/benches weren't stow-away like modern Dodge Grand Caravans as an example, the load floor was very low, giving loads of cabin space and a very low center of gravity making it far more stable when being driven quickly, both straight and in a car chase just in case the Grangers need to get out of Diagon Alley very quickly and Harry, Hermione or Luna cast a charm on the van that makes it suddenly fast enough to escape flying brooms while their pursuers potentially break the Statute. I know that won't happen for myriad reasons, but my imagination likes the idea of it, it tickled my automotive fancy. The 1996 806 2.0 Turbo also had 145 horsepower and could reach a whopping 121 mph, weighed just 2340 kilograms and also came in a very nice avocado-ish/minty green color!
 
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I'm actually curious what this Taylor's favorite car would be...
A Volkswagen Beetle. She could even drive it hands free, because it's a bug!
While I do like this, there's a possibility maybe worth considering...

Just how flexible is the shape Fyre can take? The term 'red-hot' with regards to a racing car might be... worryingly accurate?

Should a car with teeth worry us?
 
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14. You're Fyred
Hermione wiped her forehead with her hand, then looked at the soot on her fingers. "Damn," she mumbled, reaching for a handkerchief and wishing that using her wand wouldn't likely get her in trouble since she wasn't yet old enough. She scrubbed soot off her face. "That was rather annoying," she added more loudly.

"Fairly predictable, though, knowing goblins," Harry pointed out. "They're mercenary antisocial little bastards."

"True. Mind you, I doubt they'll be quite so eager to do that again." Both of them looked back at the smoke pouring from where the main door to Gringotts used to be, and the people running around frantically making quite a fuss for various reasons. She shook her head sadly. "They have less common sense than wizards do by the look of it."

"Daddy always said the nargles were particularly enthusiastic in Gringotts," Luna happily put in, skipping along next to them smiling. "He said it was something to do with ancient rituals the goblins did centuries ago to contain the Things. He will be fascinated by my next article."

"What Things?" Hermione asked curiously, staring at her friend. Luna shrugged.

"Things from Below. There's a lot of them down there, you know," she replied. "Luckily they stay there mostly."

Exchanging a glance with Harry, Hermione shook her head. "I see. How… interesting."

Taylor chuckled softly as she examined a small gold bar, slightly warped from extreme heat. Everyone looked at her but she didn't say anything, so in the end they went back to strolling along ignoring the shouting that was becoming faint with distance.

"I'd quite fancy a stop off at the book store," Hermione commented, nodding in the appropriate direction.

"We've got plenty of time, dear," her mother assured her. She was walking along with her husband's hand in hers, looking at the wizards and witches who were looking back with various expressions and smiling at them, which definitely confused quite a few. "Why not?"

"I'll go and call Daddy at the public floo place up there and have him meet us, and we could all go and get a meal at the Leaky Cauldron and explain what happened," Luna suggested, putting the melted gold bar Taylor handed her into her pocket after rubbing it with her fingers for a second.

"That sounds like a good idea, Luna," Harry nodded. The blonde smiled at him then ran off ahead of them.

With one last look at the crowd gathered around the bank at the other end of the street, Hermione shook her head, then went into the bookstore with her friends and family to find something interesting to read.
 
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