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From the Skies, We Rule the Sea (A Kantai Collection Fairy Quest)

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Callahan Rising (Entry 3)
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    • Winning Vote: Shoukaku.
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    Oh yea, the "Shining Angel of the Ocean". She who has so many fanboys that it's almost horrifying. The one true white-haired CV that's so injury moe, she comes off even cuter than you and your fellow fae pilots.

    Shoukaku.

    She's the lead ship of her class, and can back that claim up with terrifying effectiveness. She's practically worshipped by her sister ship, Zuikaku, and is the object of attention for many people around the world. You couldn't blame them though; she was classy, cute, polite, and could kick the ass of anyone who tried to cop a feel on her. Well...if her sister didn't kill the pervert first. She had seen lots of action across multiple theaters, and the Yokosuka Naval Base Repair Bucket supply could back that claim. Shoukaku was a particularly inviting target for some odd reason or another and would not hesitate to put herself in harms way to save her allies. You remembered one time where she moved even closer to an Abyssal battleline just so her planes could land faster.

    It was touching, you had to admit that.

    But it was also very risky.

    "CROWE? CROWE!? LIEUTENANT FUCKWAD MCGEE, WHERE ART THOU?! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE BEFORE I SICK TIM ON YOU!"

    Oh hell.

    That was Callahan.

    Your wing leader.

    You looked across the table you were all standing on; the entirety of your wing were all gathered there. It was a human-sized table, yes, but it wasn't really all that inconvenient, especially with all the Kanmusu who were eating here as well. It was a big room, but you guys would just crawl back into your planes and fly back to the warehouse once you were done here. Or loligag. That too.

    Callahan had spotted you and was making his way through the groups of fairies to reach you position.

    Think fast.

    [] LIEUTENANT FUCKWAD IS REPORTING FOR DUTY, COMMANDER ASSHAT! ORDERS?
    [] F.E.A.R= Fuck Everything and Run. Hide on Shoukaku's shoulder, she's sitting right across from where you're standing. You can run that fast.
    [] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)
    [] Write in.
     
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    • [X] LIEUTENANT FUCKWAD IS REPORTING FOR DUTY, COMMANDER ASSHAT! ORDERS?

    Rough. Very rough but it's your first quest so yeah. I like it. I like it very much.
     
    [X] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)
     
    [X] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)
     
    [X] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)

    Relevant Comic: The Fairies' Everyday Life
     
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    [X] LIEUTENANT FUCKWAD IS REPORTING FOR DUTY, COMMANDER ASSHAT! ORDERS?
     
    [X] LIEUTENANT FUCKWAD IS REPORTING FOR DUTY, COMMANDER ASSHAT! ORDERS?
     
    [X] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)
     
    [X] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)

    I love the way these votes are phrased.
     
    [X] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)
    MUAHAHAHAHAHA
     
    [X] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)
     
    [X] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)
     
    [X] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)
     
    A-TEN-HUT (Entry 4)
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    • Winning Vote: [] A-TEN-HUT! EVERY FUCKING FIGHTER PILOT BETTER BE STANDING AS STRAIGHT AS MICHEAL BAY'S DICK WATCHING THE HINDENBURG! (Call your wingmen to attention with you. Share the suffering.)
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    You weigh your options.

    Your first thought is to simply stand straight, salute, and act like a proper fucking soldier awaiting his next set of orders. You were practically the 2IC of the wing at this point, so you had some authority to reassure you, but then you remembered who you're dealing with and that authority doesn't mean jack shit because he can just pull rank on you.

    You then consider running. Not may come out un-scathed from a run in with an angry Callahan and you really didn't feel like losing any of your limbs today. Shoukaku was sitting just across rom where you were standing and you could make the distance....plus, her shoulder looked comfy, and you were tired.....

    Nah, you were a pilot and a man...err...fae of the military. You had a spine.

    But that doesn't mean you couldn't call for backup.

    You knew your wingmen wouldn't hear your voice through all the other fairies and the Kanmusu in the room, and thus you devised a plan. This was actually something fairies did quite often in loud environments to get their compatriots' attention, mostly because it was relatively harmless to humans and Kanmusu, and did no damage to the ceiling.

    If the round even reached that high.

    You put your hand down to your hip and withdrew a handgun, a fairy sized Colt 1911 Service pistol, and pointed it up in the air toward the ceiling. They would probably hear this.

    BANG

    BANG

    BANG

    BANG

    Every ne of the fae present turned on their heels and stared at you, seeing what kind of madman decided to discharge a firearm in the middle of a cafeteria. They noticed it was you and immediately turned back to what they were doing.

    Except for four of them.

    Four fairies, all dressed in the outfits of fighter pilots rushed to your side.

    Now...what the hell does Callahan want from you?


     
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    • We fly a Japanese fighter, but our squad is more miss-matched than Bill Cosby's vocal patterns.
    Ones Irish.
    Ones Japanese.
    Ones German.
    And the last is Italian.
    THE AXIS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS
     
    Icywinter said:
    REMOVE SMALLTIME FROM PREMISES BY FORCIBLY SMASHING HIM INTO THE WALL

    Nothing, and I mean NOTHING stands in our way when we want to reach the love of our life.
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    You are talking about the guy who wiped out an Abyssal CRURON with 4 CA'S and 7 CL'S with one bomb, 5% of his fighter's ammo, and a .38 Revolver.
     
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