16.4 Fallout
16.4 Fallout

"Okay, I've got it here." Kibaou said, as he strode into the room and unrolled a map onto the table.

They were in the conference room attached to Diabel's office, on the top floor of the Paladin's Guild Headquarters. Diabel had it decorated in a wealthy-but-understated style; darkwood paneling, gilded ceiling, big leather chairs, that sort of thing. The room was dominated by the rectangular heavy table in
the middle of the room, which was wooden with a glass-like polished finish.

Diabel glanced at the people in the room with him.

Thinker was slouched in his chair, leaning back with his arms crossed over his chest. Despite his disengaged body-language, his jaw was tense and his eyes
would lock on whoever was speaking.

Next to him, Yulier was in her full-blown [Bishop Regalia], a strange cross between a simple nun's habit, with a lavishly embroidered stole hanging from her shoulders. Her hands were clasped together in front of her, like she was praying. Maybe she even was; whatever magecraft the Church used operated on different logic than other systems.

Kobatz from the Cavaliers, and his own Godfree, were standing stiffly behind him. Rather than acting as bodyguards, they were more like secretaries; Kobatz was taking notes of what everyone said, and Godfree was managing PM conversations with the deployed squads even while they were brainstorming.

It was Sasha that bothered Diabel the most. She had a dark, brooding look, and it had been hard to convince her that she would be better off here, at the nerve center of the rescue operations, rather than out scouring the town herself.

"Right." Kibaou muttered to himself, as he smoothed the corners.

It was a map of the City, with fine gridlines appended over the top. Along the side was a block of information divided into cells in a rectangular sidebar.
It showed information like the date that Kibaou had drawn the map, the dates he had updated it with a short description of what changed, a [Paladins] logo, and a stamp from where Diabel had [Approved] the drawing. Kibaou had been strangely neurotic about getting that right.

"What were the kids' names again?" He asked, as he fished out some blank stones. They were like misshapen dice, with unequally shaped sides, lopsided and awkward. Each face was blank.

"Their names are [Berserker], [Huntar], and [Emily]." Sasha said, in a clipped voice.

Kibaou muttered under his breath, spelling each name in turn, tapping the side of a die with each letter. Shortly, he had a set of three dice, each with one of the children's names on it.

"Okay, here we go." He said, sweeping them up and cupping them in his palms. He closed his eyes, raising his arms and shaking his hands, before he threw them apart, letting the dice scatter on the table.

Each letter, each Rune used to spell their names glowed, and the dice bounced in strange, unnatural ways, like the red line on the drawing indicating the boundary of the Safe Zone was an actual wall they could bounce against.

But as they slowed, they converged suddenly, abruptly turning and, together, they rolled past the west edge of the city wall and slowed to a stop as they went past the map and nearly went off the edge of table.

There was a moment of silence. "Well, that tears it." Kibaou finally said, voice heavy. "They're not in the city; they left through the west gate."

"Are you sure?" Sasha said, voice demanding.

Kibaou glanced at him, and Diabel gave him a look, urging him to be patient.

"Yes, ma'am, I'm sure." Kibaou said, looking down at the map on the table with a sigh. "It's not just the map. In every building that me and my people draw, there's a little plaque with the name of the drafter, the date, and the customer we drew it for." He reached out and tapped the table. "Every single [Elven Dorm], every shop we modded off one of my designs, I can connect all of them to this map through those plaques." He sighed again, sitting back. "There's nobody with a stronger magical connection to this city than me. And I say, those kids aren't in town. They walked out the gate."

"But why?" Sasha demanded, sounding like she was ready to break down.

"We can figure that out later." Diabel said, keeping his voice firm, but also kind. "For now, what's important is that we have a lead." He turned. "Godfree, tell the Fuumanin to head west and fan out. See if they can track them down. After that, ask for Cuvie to coordinate our Gatherers. It's been a while since they've been on this Floor, but moving fast and rolling over any mobs they encounter is more important than letting the Floor Specialist MidLiners take the lead."

"Sure thing, boss." Godfree easily replied, voice a little distracted as his fingers danced across the keyboard only he could see.

"Speaking of." Diabel said. "Kobatz."

"Yes, sir!" Kobatz replied, snapping to attention, heels clicking together.

"Organize your people. There are at least a couple parties in the Cavaliers that focus on night-fighting, right?" It was a trade-off; the visibility and weather were often worse, but in exchange, the mobs were usually a little stronger, and there was less competition for them. For Mid-Liners that were serious about joining the Front, night operations weren't a bad idea.

"Yes, sir." Kobatz replied, even though it had been a rhetorical question. Well, that was the way Kobatz was.

"Get them coordinated with the Fuumanin." Diabel ordered. "Get them fanned out. Their objective is to make contact."

Diabel considered, and then turned. "Thinker."

"Yeah." Thinker quietly replied.

"Please have your people review which Safe Zones are closest to the West, and check if you have any resources from the Rear Line in any of them currently. If these kids made it to safety, then it would be good to know." Diabel ordered, and then paused.

"Yulier," he said, turning to face the leader of the [Church Aid Society], "do the same thing with your priests. See if you have anyone in the area, and direct them to prepare."

Diabel frowned, thoughts racing.

"Am I missing anything?" He asked aloud.

"I want to go." Sasha said, voice low. "I need to go myself and chase after them."

"You can't." Diabel replied automatically, and then he caught the look on her face. He wanted to grimace, but kept it off his expression. Since everyone else here answered to him, he had fallen into acting like the boss, but he couldn't really treat her the same way.

"I don't recall needing your permission." Sasha tartly replied. "After all, it's because of your Side-Liner foolishness that this even happened in the first place."

There were about three things he could say to that, but Diabel didn't think saying any of them would be productive.

In the first place, that Bel kid had developed the spell on his own, talked about it on his own, and caught the eye of the [White Witch] on his own. It didn't have anything to do with the official [Side Liner] program.

In the second place, Hexadecimal had confirmed that the kid had left the meeting, held inside the Safe Zone of this very city, so it wasn't like the meeting had anything to do with it.

Well, Diabel suspected that it did, actually, have something to do with it, but that was something to figure out later. Diabel really would prefer to have the boy here so he could get more details on that, but Hexi was a sensitive kid, and putting him in front of Sasha's recriminating anger wouldn't accomplish anything. Better to just have him out like any other Paladin, instead of forcing him to defend Ilya to Sasha.

Which lead to the third thing that Diabel didn't say. Why the hell had she allowed the boy to go to a meeting with [The White Witch] alone, unescorted? Had the kid not told her? Was Sasha really that ignorant of Front Liner gossip? It was true that the Titled Players were held up on pedestals by everyone, but the pedestals were different; while [The Sixth Ranger] was held in genuine awe, by comparison, [The White Witch] was more feared. As capricious and uncaringly cruel as a witch. And Sasha hadn't known about that?

But none of that would help. It wouldn't get the kids back, and it wouldn't make Sasha listen to him now. So Diabel swallowed his thoughts and turned back to the scenario at hand.

"Sasha." He said, smiling softly. "I know it's hard to stand on the sidelines, but your job isn't to be out looking for them. We have plenty of people for that. Your job is to wait, and as soon as they are found, go to them." He changed his smile from warm to friendly and rueful. "It's hard to wait while other people do the work, but right now, it's the right thing to do." There, something like that.

"I just." Sasha shook her head. "If I hadn't... if you..." She shook her head again, and exhaled. "I know. I know, but I don't want to agree." She sighed.
"Okay. I'll go along with it for now." And she scowled, her worry and fear congealing on her face. "But don't you think for one minute that we won't be having words about this after we're done." She threatened.

Diabel was pretty sure that he would win that argument by throwing her ignorance of Front Liner politics in her face and scolding her about letting her kids visit Ilya unescorted, but he wasn't really looking forward to winning that argument, and he didn't expect he'd feel good about it, so he just modified his smile again, looking chagrined. "I can accept that." He said. "For now, let's just believe in our people and hope for the best."

That was that for damage control. He turned and checked over his people again. Kobatz had stepped out of the room to do his own administration. Thinker and Yulier were both busily tapping away in their invisible-to-him menus, presumably dealing with PMs. Godfree caught his eye and gave him a curt nod, but he was similarly buried in his messages.

Kibaou was looking pretty antsy, his jaw clenched and his shoulders tight as he stared down at his map. It had been a shot in the dark, but it was at least helpful to confirm that the children weren't in the town. Rather than running through the streets, canvassing door-to-door, they could focus their efforts out in the field.

But it wasn't something that Diabel could call a good thing. If they were lost or even trapped somewhere in town, then at least they would still have the nigh-absolute protection of the [Safe Zone]. If they were out in the field, then....

Well, Diabel wasn't quite ready to ask Yulier if there was someone stationed at the [Monument of Life] that could check it for the names of the children.
Not quite yet. But if they hit the 12 hour mark, then at least the certainty would be useful in its own way, rather than allowing Sasha to place her hopes in the unknown.

And Kibaou was probably thinking in the same direction. But he probably wouldn't say anything. Diabel had been working on him, bringing him around to understanding the need for circumspection.

Ah, and he was distracting himself by thinking about that.

Diabel refocused his mind, and frowned down at the dice. Perhaps he could have Kibaou modify them as a dowsing spell? Something that, rather than giving the position, just indicated the direction? That would be a huge benefit, and would mean they could find the children as fast as Kibaou could move. But what if the kids had split up? Was there a range limit? Could Kibaou use [Inheritance] to give the spell to someone faster, like the Fuumanin? Ugh, was it even a possibility in the first place? Diabel frowned internally, as he quickly tried to formulate and plan out the different ways that discussion could go, and prevent it from getting derailed by Sasha.

Ah, his menu flashed. He had a PM from Kirito.

He crushed the flicker of hope, opened the PM, and then felt his mind sag in relief.

"Everyone," He announced, letting the relief show as a genuine smile, "the children have been found, and are safe."

"Thank god." Yulier whispered, as she turned, grabbing onto Thinker's shoulder, who patted her back, even as he breathed out with his eyes closed.

Godfree cheered, and Kibaou had a savage grin, and Sasha stumbled, catching herself on the side of the table, before her gaze snapped to Diabel and she pushed herself back up.

"I'm not sure where, but we'll figure it out." Diabel promised her. "I'll still need to trade a few PMs, but for now, let's head West and go meet them."

I I I

"And, done." Kirito announced, as he hit the [Send] button on his message screen. His finger lingered in the air, before he let it drop. He had a feeling his inbox was about to blow up, so he swept his gaze around the area quickly one more time.

Sacchi smiled at him. She was standing next to her [Pack Mules], and holding the hands of two children, a boy and a girl, that were sitting on the backs of two of them. Kirito gathered that the boy was named [Bel] and the girl was [Emily], but he still didn't understand what the heck kids that were like, Level Three, were doing out in the field.

Sasamaru and Tetsuo were standing guard, on opposite sides of the Mules, their weapons up and their eyes scanning around the area.

Ducker had actually gone and climbed a tree in the last thirty seconds, and was frowning as his head swiveled back and forth. He had a hand cupped over his eyes like he was shading them from sun-glare, but since his eyes were also faintly glowing, whatever vision-enhancement spell he was using might actually need the protection. Well, straight-up [Reinforced Optic Sensitivity] was a little simplistic. Kirito had gotten some tips when Rosalia did a lecture on vision-spells for the BSM (Ilya had forced her into it, somehow), and Kirito had crashed it.

Kirito reminded himself it was unfair to hold the Black Cats to the same standards as Front Liners.

Keita was standing off to his side, a little bit, where the third kid (who was named [Hunter] or something, he pronounced it with a strange emphasis Kirito thought) was looking up, star-struck, at Shirou.

Well, the two kids on the [Mules] were sneaking glances as well, but they didn't quite have the starry-eyed look that the third boy did. Kirito glanced back down at his menu, humming as he saw that Diabel had PM'd him back. Kirito opened it, scanned through, and popped back quick answers to the list of questions that Diabel had spammed him with, asking for their map coordinates and who exactly was there and stuff like that. Right before hitting send, he stopped, considering, and then added his own question. Sure they could just sit tight, but it wasn't like there was anything to worry about, so maybe they should move towards a rendezvous point?

Then he looked up, scanned the area again, and walked over to see what the kid was talking to Keita and Shirou about.

"Can you really shoot swords with your mind?" The kid asked.

Shirou looked distinctly uncomfortable. "Well, not exactly." He replied.

"Yes." Kirito said, interrupting as he walked up to them. "It is one of the [108 Skills of the Sixth Ranger], in the same category as [Ranger Rapid Fire], [Aimbot Ranger], and [Ranger Rocket Tag]." Kirito struck the one-finger-in-the-air pose that Shirou sometimes unconsciously took when he was lecturing about magecraft. "It's the 80s-series." By the way, Kirito had just made that up. It was a little hilarious that other people were taking his little gag seriously.

"Anyway," he said as he clapped his hands, interrupting Shirou's incoming overly-technical lore-dump, "I let Diabel know where we are." He ignored Shirou's dirty look, glanced at the complex expression on Keita's face, and then looked down at the kid. "I think it's become kind of a big deal."

The kid looked ashamed, and the expression on Keita's face started to look a little sour, while Shirou instead looked bashful, like he was beating himself up for not realizing that already.

Well, Kirito had only suspected a little himself. After a long day of doing math homework, of all things, (Ellis Bell wouldn't teach him more spells until he passed a literal trigonometry test), Kirito had wanted to get out and move, but not concentrate too much, which meant that power-leveling or exploring the Front Line were both out. So he'd dragged Shirou out so they could mess around with Lightsabers some more. The current prototype was just a clump of Ether that Kirito had realized and stabilized enough that Shirou could hammer the dang thing into the shape of a sword. It couldn't turn off, and they couldn't change the color it glowed, and it didn't hum at all, and it was slowly evaporating, which was characterized as a constant rate of durability loss.
But it actually worked as a sword without exploding, so it was progress of at least a sort.

So they'd been messing around with those prototypes when Kirito had gotten the PM from Keita asking for help, apparently escorting some lost kids through the Field. If it was just a Quest, then Kirito might have actually blown them off to hang with Shirou, but those kids were Players, not NPCs. That had really changed things. Kirito had raced off with Shirou in tow, and there they were.

"Woah." The kid replied. "Can you teach ME to shoot swords with my mind?"

"You'd be better off sticking with a bow." Shirou replied, looking like he was on slightly firmer ground. "It's much more reliable and prana-efficient. It's not as flashy, but simple is usually best."

Kirito decided to turn and talk to Keita instead. "So, you want to head back to town?"

Keita nodded, glancing at the kid before he trudged off to go tell the rest of the guild.

Kirito scanned the area, humming to himself. He really wanted to ask what the kids were doing out here. No, that wasn't accurate. He wanted to know the answer, but he didn't actually want to ask the question. He didn't really level his Talk skill enough, and if the kids had run away from home or something like that, he didn't know how to deal with that.

He caught Shirou's eye. His friend squinted, frowning with his eyes. Ugh, so he was thinking about that kind of thing too.

But Keita was waving to them, so they turned and walked over to the rest of the group.

Hunter, no, [Huntar]! With an "A" in it, that was the kid's name. Anyway, Huntar was sneaking looks at Shirou out of the side of his eye.

Huntar was cheerful, but his cheerfulness seemed a little... brittle? It was off. There was something about it that bothered Kirito. But figuring it out was intimidating. He didn't know what was wrong, and he wasn't comfortable asking.

The other two kids were doing the same. To be precise, the three of them weren't just sneaking looks at Shirou directly, but also at the blue-and-gold icon floating over his head, marking him as a [Titled Player].

And it wasn't like the other two kids were much better. The girl was still sniffling, and her eyes were red from crying. The way that the system handled [Crying] was a little weird. Runny noses and even tears hadn't been included in the Release Version of the game. They were left out like all other body fluids. Kirito had never actually cried in-game during the Beta, and had never talked to anyone that had, or at least, that had admitted to it. Looking back, it was something he hadn't even thought about. It was genuinely a gap in his knowledge on how the Beta had handled things.

In the name of [Increased Realism], the game had added in blood, sweat, and tears.

But the puffiness, the red eyes, the sniffling, all that ended as soon as people were "done crying." It wasn't something that Kirito had wanted to know, but sometimes you couldn't avoid it on the Front Line. Seeing people cry. Or crying yourself. It wasn't something he would ever, ever admit to, but Kirito had messed up spells badly enough that tears had leaked out.

So as long as someone still felt like crying, they kept looking like they had just finished crying.

The girl, [Emily], still looked like that.

Compared to that, [Berserker], who insisted on being called [Bel], he'd just looked straight-up haunted. (And wow about that name; Kirito couldn't even imagine how Ilya would deal, learning that the handle she'd wanted had been taken by some Rear Liner).

So Huntar was being deliberately cheerful, Emily looked ready to cry, and Bel looked like he'd just gone three rounds with Kuradeel.

Kirito felt out of his depth. He glanced around, scanning the area, instead of looking at the kids.

He met Keita's gaze, and the other boy nodded his head, an indecipherable look on his face, as he walked back to where Kirito was standing with Shirou and Huntar.

"I've let the rest know." Keita said, nodding as he got close enough to speak without shouting. "We're ready to head out whenever the both of you are."

"Sure." Kirito easily replied, while Shirou just nodded.

"OK!" Huntar said, smiling brightly.

"Huntar, right?" Keita asked.

"Yes?" The boy replied.

"Why don't you go sit with Bel and Emily on the Mules? I'm sure Sacchi had saved you a seat." Keita said, smiling.

"But..." Huntar said, glancing shyly at Shirou.

"I'll catch up in a minute." Shirou replied. Ha, he still looked ridiculously uncomfortable with the blatant Hero Worship. Not that Kirito would say anything, because his instincts as a Gamer told him not to raise a [Flag] like that.

"Alright then!" Huntar chirped, before he turned and ran over to join his friends.

There was an awkward pause. Kirito debated saying something.

"I, um, I think we're in over our heads." Keita admitted, after a moment.

"Yeah?" Kirito asked.

"Yes." Keita nodded, licking his lips before speaking again. "Um, Kirito, you said you PM'd Diabel-sama, right?" Kirito wasn't sure if Keita wanted confirmation on that or what, but Kirito nodded back just to be sure.

"Right. Well." Keita said. "He's PM'd me, uh, three times, and I've gotten messages from Hanzou-san, and from Kibaou-san, and somebody named Sasha, and Argo, and Lind-san." He swallowed. "I think this is a really big deal?"

Kirito nodded, making an encouraging motion with his hands. That probably explained why Kirito's inbox hadn't blown up; Keita's had, instead.

"And, um, I just feel like we didn't really do anything special." Keita admitted, all in a rush.

Objectively speaking, the Black Cats weren't special. But...

"It's not a matter of what you thought you were capable of." Shirou interjected. "It wasn't a matter of whether you thought you could. There was somebody that needed saving, so you saved them. Because you were the only ones that could do it."

Kirito wasn't really a specialist at Social Traits, and Shirou was pretty stoic, but he felt like his friend was maybe blaming himself for that one.

Keita laughed, a little nervous. "Well, that's true, but that wasn't what was going through our heads. What happened was... we only felt safe trying because of all you've done for us."

Keita smiled again, and stood formally, before bowing formally. "Thank you both. Without your defensive spells, Kirito, we would have lost. And without your weapons, Sixth Ranger-sama, we wouldn't have been able to win." He stood, and awkwardly laughed it off. "It was only because of what you'd given us that we could save them."

"Yeah, no problem." Kirito replied, smiling back. It felt a little queasy on his face. It wasn't that big of a deal, it felt uncomfortable. All he did was kill time with them.

He glanced out of the corner of his eye, about to say something else as he opened his mouth, but then let it die, slowly closing his mouth again.

Shirou had his eyes closed, and his head down a little bit, and his expression was... it was soft. Relaxed.

Keita looked like he was about to say something, and Kirito shook his head back. Kirito had just thought that Shirou was pretty stoic, but at the same time, even though he didn't express it much, he got really emotional about saving people, and Keita had just sorta pushed those buttons.

Honestly, it was a little embarrassing to see from the side, but he also wanted Shirou to have this moment.

"Right." Shirou said, sighing as he opened his eyes, re-centering himself in the present. "You said we needed to head back?"

"Yes." Keita nodded. "There's a rendezvous point, um, that Diabel-sama asked us to head towards."

I I I

Tonight had been exhausting. Diabel slumped back in his chair in his private office, indulging in poor posture.

He'd personally escorted Sasha out to meet up with her lost kids, and he'd even managed to mostly figure out what had happened, around the edges of Sasha's relieved-but-angry-mom routine. It had taken too long, and it had been annoying to step lightly around the situation, but he'd made it work.

Broadly speaking, the first half of the night had gone about as Diabel had already expected.

Ilya had found out about Bel-kun's new Eye Spell through the grapevine. It hadn't been anything particularly useful, but at the very least the Fuumanin had been interested in it, as an alternate way to perceive their surroundings in total darkness. Hanzou in particular had been interested in the possible synergy between [Seeing Soundwaves] and his own Air spellcraft. Diabel had looked forward to that. An easy win, good publicity. A Rear-Liner helping out a famous Front Line guild. His biggest fear was that the Fuumanin would accidently contaminate a bunch of impressionable kids with their weirdness.

But Ilya hadn't known about any of that, and hadn't bothered to think it through. So she'd decided to try and get one up on Diabel, and then had been carelessly unimpressed by the boy's spell. And now that he was thinking about it, Diabel remembered that she'd been [Berserker] in the Beta as well, and now Bel-kun had the name instead. Of course she would cause trouble over that, too, just as an added benefit.

So the boy had left the meeting, gone off to sulk, and although it was exasperating, he was exasperated at Ilya, not at Bel. Diabel couldn't really have expected the boy to act any different.

Diabel made a mental note to talk to Shirou about it. It worried him to do that. If Shirou really was an artificial AI person, then it was genuinely possible he existed for Ilya's sake. He might be literally incapable of holding her in check. In that case, his disappointment and judgement was a bluff, and Diabel had to manage the situation enough that Ilya could be contained without actually calling that bluff.

No, regarding their relationship it didn't actually matter whether Shirou was a [Real Boy] or not. Diabel's instincts were telling him that Shirou couldn't really control Ilya, and that was true whether Shirou was a de novo AI, or a brainscanned dead person, or an Alpha Tester, or just plain talented at the game. Their relationship was off, somehow. It wasn't just that they were individually strange, although that was still true; there was also something strange about the bond between them. Diabel could sense that.

So Diabel suspected that there were a limited number of times he could ask Shirou to intercede, and he didn't actually know what exactly the limit-number was. The probable outcome of going over the limit was a collapse of the [Brotherhood of Saint Mark]. Frankly speaking, as long as Shirou kept Clearing, then Diabel didn't really mind that outcome. But the worst case scenarios were pretty bad, and Diabel didn't really want to test them. Ultimately, Diabel's goal regarding the BSM was just to keep the [Guild Drama] minimized.

So Ilya had been a problem, but that wasn't a surprise. She had just continued to be the same problem she'd been all along. Diabel didn't like it, but he could still plan around it to some degree. He was even comfortable using it in certain ways; regarding the Clearing Guild Leaders, she made it very, very easy for him to be the [Rational One].

Diabel sighed, closing his eyes. If he complained to himself about it, if he rehashed his thinking about it, he'd be wasting time. There were other, new problems to eat at his stomach tonight. So Diabel made himself set down the [Ilya Issue].

After getting harassed by Ilya, Bel had gone off to sulk. His friends, worried when he didn't come back, had snuck off to find him. And apparently [Huntar] had his own [Unique Spell] that worked off the literal [Power of Friendship] that had let him find Bel. That also bore looking in to. But later.

So Bel had gone off to sulk, and his friends had gone after him.

This was the second half of the night. It had not gone at all as Diabel had expected. It had been a surprise, and a horrible one.

Because Bel had never left the [Safe Zone].

Yes, he'd gone off to sulk, but he'd been at least responsible enough that he stayed inside Elvengrad. He hadn't secretly gone out into the field and gotten in over his head.

He'd been placed under some kind of compulsion. The lore called it [Mental Interference].

And he'd been ensorcelled inside the [Safe Zone], by a mob outside the [Safe Zone]. By a monster that used a musical instrument to lure children outside of the city at night. An obvious allusion to the old European fable, the Pied Piper of Hamelin.

[Good job recruiting [Retired Players] into the Game.]

It looked like their grace period had ran out.

There were still many Players in the Rear Line who hadn't done [Circuit Activation]. There was no way to hide this incident, not when he'd mobilized so many Players. He didn't regret that, but it also meant he couldn't sweep this under the rug. It wasn't like he could actively force Players to activate their Circuits, either. He was hesitant to make it a condition for receiving the stipend payments from the [Church Aid Society], because that would make the contrarians not do it just to get back at him. No, the best thing would be to lay out what happened, and just let it be obvious. If that still didn't motivate people, then....

Then the best thing to do was to just write them off.

But even that wasn't enough.

Because the kids that had been kidnapped, they'd had their Circuits opened already. And they'd still been taken by spells. It had been an attack at night.
It wasn't like their defenses would be any better while they were sleeping.

Would they have to put up protective [Bounded Fields] around every single [Elven Dorm] in the whole city? Was it realistic to put up a [Bounded Field] big enough to affect the whole city? What about layering and nesting defenses? It didn't seem like there was a better way than that. And it would have to be fast, too; if another attack happened in the interim, that would drastically undermine his authority. So Diabel would have to peel off human resources from other projects to put up the defenses. But first they'd have to go through some brainstorm-and-design. It wasn't enough to just react to this specific attack, Diabel needed to be more proactive, to anticipate other attacks.

No, Diabel corrected himself, it didn't have to be him. He needed to put his people on it. Probably put Kibaou on it. Inside the [Paladins], Kibaou was the best at area-based magecraft, and he was more intimately connected to Elvengrad than anyone. That had been on display earlier tonight.

Diabel groaned.

And he had to worry about the fluff.

The setting of the Boss Fight had been reclaiming the Floor from [Orcs]. It wouldn't be strange if there was an [Event] where a new [Orcish Horde] gathered to besiege the city or something like that. If certain rumors were believable, there was even a precedent for that.

What was the worst case?

A war that consumed the whole city. Spells that circumvented the spirit of the [Safe Zones]. No, if it was worst case, then maybe he shouldn't be relying on [Safe Zones] at all any more.

Oh.

Oh no. If it was possible for the [Safe Zone] feature to be removed, then....

[Increased Realism] was a problem, too. It was one that had bothered Diabel since the very first patch. Pain and blood and all that, that had worried Diabel because it was frankly sadistic. Being trapped at the mercy of a madman was bad enough, but knowing he was a sadistic madman was tangibly worse.

But then the [Item Tab] had been removed from the inventory, also in the name of [Increased Realism].

Since patches didn't allow just for features to be added, but also taken away, then... was the [Menu] reliable? It wasn't just a matter of losing the Dimensional Stowing of the [Inventory]. Since it was already possible to add and remove [Equipment] by putting it on the old-fashioned way. Frankly speaking, considering the amount of computational power needed just to interact with pants as soft fabric that he had to step into one leg at a time, Kayaba had to be expecting a payoff for that one. So [Equipping] would still be possible. It would just take longer, and they would lose the [Inventory]. That was not ideal, but they'd manage.

[Private Messages]. [Auto-Map]. The [HUD] displaying HP and MP bars. [Quests]. Maybe even [Shops] and [Trade Windows].

[Guilds].

If they lost the [Menu], then there would be social collapse. Diabel's entire command-and-control infrastructure was built on top of the [Menu]. There were no contingencies. He would have to rebuild everything from scratch.

Diabel groaned, lowering his face into his palms.

He sat, leaning back in his chair, allowing himself a moment just to feel sorry for himself.

And then he grunted, pulling his hands down his face as he sat up again, opening his menu to compose a [PM] to Argo.

First things first. He needed to get ahead of the rumors, to control the narrative. First, prepare a statement that could be put in a [Special Edition] of
the [Argo Guide]. Then, he would need to start recruiting a think-tank for creating [Bounded Field] protections. That would have to be fast and highly visible. Being seen "doing something" would help his authority a lot, aside from that it actually did need doing.

And after that... he would need to convene another think-tank, for the counter-measures to and replacements for losing the [Menu]. Diabel wasn't even sure whether he wanted to keep that one secret or not.

He was simply too busy to be going back to bed and getting any sleep tonight.

Well, that was fine.

He was too worried to be getting any sleep anyways.

Chapter 16 End

I I I

1) As you might be aware, this chapter has gone through a few different revisions, versions, outlines. I've actually cut it down to this much, but it's still like 6k words.

2) The only scene that I cut that I wasn't sure about cutting was the actual "Sasha getting reunited with the kids". I cut it solely for length, thinking that it wouldn't add anything that you couldn't zip through in your imagination just by references to it.

3) Kayaba blinked, tilting his head to the side, as [Virtual Assistant #4] summarized what had happened over night. "Huh." He said to himself. "That was unexpected, but ganbarre Diabel-kun. I guess."

4) Next up is just the omake, and then the dang chapter will finally be done.
 
Last edited:
16.5 ID3
16.5 ID3

Kirito dodged, leaping backwards, springing off the trunk of a tree and spinning away.

The tree was smashed, blown down by the monster, the thing, that was chasing him.

It was uniformly white, glowing a strange off-blue alabaster color in the moonlight. When he struck it with his sword, it had been as smooth as marble, despite flowing like a mudslide rolling across the land.

The tree he pushed off of was knocked down, cracking loudly as it was broken in half as easily as snapping a splinter between someone's fingers. The great white mass surged forward, pushing trees aside, and the formless blob took on a form. A snarling wolf-like head, with multi-faceted eyes like a beetle, that was probably staring at him.

Also, for some reason, a maid headband was formed out of the same homogenous stuff as the head.

Kirito grimaced, darting forward, his sword glowing as he slashed at it once, twice, three times, carving a triangle with the afterimages of his blows.

He hadn't caught up with the Black Cats yet. He really, really didn't want to think about what that meant.

"Whoa!" He shouted, leaping back as he rolled away from the monster's mass as it simply surged towards him, like an avalanche trying to bury him alive.

Kirito didn't want to call it the main body exactly, but something extruded from the top, like clay being pushed through a mold.

It was a person, more or less. A head with long hair-like tendrils, a featureless face, and another frilly maid headband. The torso was buxom, but the details were obscured by what looked like a frilled apron. Two arms, spread wide, before they came together to clasp like in prayer. The barest suggestion of hips merged into the main mass of the monstrous thing in front of him.

Floating above that fake head was a blood-red rhombus and a monster's name. [The Queen of All Slimes].

It screamed without sound. A simple howl without words, expressed directly into his mind, without passing through the air.

"Gah." Kirito stumbled, trapped by a sudden sense of vertigo. His sword slipped from his fingers. His Circuits, blazing-sharp lines of light within him, became blurred and unsure, washed out and obscured by a strange fog.

His body was melting. No, he realized, as his thoughts thickened and pulled apart. His very self was melting.

The demon rolled forward, covering him over with its mass, smothering him, crushing him, and digesting him.

His body melted into pixels before the damage could add up too much, though.

I I I

(DEAD END)

…(click)

IMOUTO DOJO

Take the suspicious advice? Y/N

….Y (click)

I I I

Kirito considered the firm, smooth hardwood beneath him, pressed against his cheek, arms and body and legs flat against the plane of the ground.

"What the heck was that?" He asked himself.

"Sorry, but brother was just unlucky!" The voice of a cheerful girl rang out, and Kirito raised his head.

It was a familiar scene. The dojo attached to his parents, or rather, his aunt and uncle's house; to his side, it opened onto the yard, with the thing that went donk. In front of him was Sugu, upper body wrapped in a gi, and her legs in a full hakama. Her arms were at her sides, her fists clenched in the guts pose. Then, she thrust one hand up, pointing at him dramatically with her right hand, while her left hand flung out. Between her arms, was a lot of the kind of bouncing that Kirito firmly refused to recognize in his sister.

Behind Sugu was the shrine, with those old swords that Grampa insisted had been in the family since before the Reformation, and above them was a banner proclaiming that [Brother Love is Justice], which didn't have anything to do with Grampa, and everything to do with Sugu. Kirito considered that, and then decided not to think about the implications, for the sake of his sanity.

"It was always a gamble to see what card Yui-chan would decide to play, and unfortunately, rather than re-playing a Character Card from the graveyard using her special field return command, instead she decided to steal a Card that had been slipped into another Duelist's Deck! And that card had a really, really high stat for Special Attack because of all the Monster Fusion and Breeding specials that other Duelist had stacked on that Character Card!" Sugu explained. "On top of that, since you only had yourself in play without any other Character Cards, you totally lost! Maybe next time you should bring a friend, and hope that Yui-chan doesn't draw something quite that crazy!"

Kirito considered that, and then responded. "Sugu." For good measure, he pushed himself off the ground, since staring up at Sugu was giving him a crick in his neck.

"Yes! Oniichan!" Sugu responded, smiling brilliantly.

"I didn't know you ever played trading card games." Kirito responded, frowning.

"Ah!" Sugu blushed, looking down to the side. "Well, you know, there were a couple different Duel Monster card games that were popular during elementary school. I played them with my friends!" Sugu pushed her pointer fingers together, before shyly looking at Kirito through upturned eyes. "So you understand why you never got involved, right?"

"Guh!" Kirito said, staggering back as he clutched at his chest. "I – I had lots of friends during elementary school! It's just that they were all net-friends, so meeting up IRL was really hard!"

"You don't have to lie to Sugu, you know that, right Oniichan?" Sugu said, bottom lip pouting. "Even though you always ate lunch alone outside, even though you always bounced the soccer ball against the wall by yourself during recess, and even when you only ever told stories about what you did in games, Sugu can accept all of that!" Beaming, Sugu spread her arms. "Sugu can embrace everything of Oniichan, even the embarrassing parts!"

"I won't accept it!" Kirito said, fists clenching and shaking. "Even if it's a dead-tree-format analog game, there's no way that an elite gamer like me would ever lose! I'll learn all the rules, master the system, and win using my own style! Even if I only have one Character Card to play or whatever, the cool and reliable Black Swordsman doesn't' go down that easily!"

"That's the self-assured Oniichan that Sugu respects more than anyone!" Sugu cheered, thrusting one fist into the air.

"And besides!" Kirito said, dramatically posing with one hand over his face. "I admit that a [Slime Girl] with a [Maid Outfit] has several hundred [Moe Points], but something like that will lose to [ASUNYAN], the cool big sis maid! With cat ears! And glasses! And knee-high socks! Such a ferocious combo is worth [Moe Points] in the thousands!"

"Mou!" Sugu said, pouting as she shook her hips back and forth. "But what about a little sister that's not actually your little sister! Isn't that the [Ultimate Moe] where love can transcend all?"

Kirito raised a finger in triumph, before playing the ultimate counter attack. "That applies to Ilya too, you know."

"Guh!" It was Sugu's turn to stagger back, one hand reaching back as the other clenched above her prodigious chest. "Just because she's a little sister unrelated by blood doesn't make her comparable to me! Even if you bullied me, that wouldn't unlock a Yandere Bad End! Instead, I would cry, and you would awaken to a new fetish!"

"So go ahead." Sugu continued, smiling radiantly. "Embrace the feelings you keep locked away in your heart, and then embrace Su-"

"No." Kirito said, raising his hand and shaking his head. His instinct as a Gamer were telling him this was leading to a bittersweet ending where a brother and sister wearing trenchcoats got on a train, to start a new life in a new town, where people didn't know why their last names were already the same. He needed to avoid that ending! It wasn't like it would matter since all his friends were on-line anyway so as long as he had internet his social life would be unaffected from moving to that new town, but still!

"There's still a different Card I could play." Kirito announced, smiling devilishly. "I could draw it from the Deck of Friendship, the strongest Character Card with the worst balance! With Attack and Evade stats that look like misprints with an extra digit! If I just use that, then I can win without any tricks!"

"That's my brother!" Sugu cheered. "Even if you always brag about being a strong and cool soloer, you don't hesitate to rely on your friends!"

However, Sugu had put the word [Friends] in air quotes with her fingers.

Kirito collapsed to his hands and knees. "It's not my fault we've never met IRL! It's literally impossible with the setting being what it is! Besides, it's really embarrassing to say stuff like 'oh, we're best friends', even if it's only thinking it in my own mind! A serious student council president wearing glasses! A smarmy playboy with seaweed hair with not-very-hidden self-esteem issues! Compared to that, I'm just some computer otaku! If it was a BL game, then I wouldn't even be the most interesting route!" Kirito paused, hands in his head. "And I'm definitely hanging out with Silica way too much if that's how I'm presenting that."

"Gah!" Sugu staggered back. "Sugu can accept the BL thing, but what's this with introducing another girl's name all of a sudden!?"

"Hm?" Kirito said, glancing up. "Oh, Silica-chan? She's in the guild, she's like… I guess you could say she's the official little sister of the guild? Since Ilya is too disturbing to pull that role off."

"Official Little Sister!" Sugu shouted, suddenly holding a bokken. "I could hold my tongue about Asuna, and your best friend is NTRing Argo away so I'm ready to comfort you, and you never even entered the Liz Route which was good, but now I find out you've been cheating on me with another little sister!"

"Wait, what was that about Argo?" Kirito asked. "I'm pretty sure that's not a real ship-"

"No!" Sugu said, swinging her sword to the side and then raising it to a guard position in front of her. "You don't get to change the subject! Sugu is hurt that Oniichan is cheating, so put up your sword and prepare to take your lumps!"

"Raa!" Sugu roared, tears at the corner of her eyes as she dashed forward, and Kirito shivered unconsciously at the strange resemblance to some strange tiger, his instincts screaming.

And like that, we close the curtains on the strange advice corner, since it was a good place to end, what with the foreshadowing alluding to a crossover next time.

16.5 Imouto Dojo 3
End


I I I

1) I feel like I got about 800 works in, and was like "welp, that's just about the content I wanted to put in there." Then I just ad-libbed non-sense for another thousand words.

2) Originally I was planning on having Tiger crash through the wall, so I could bounce her off these two kids, but that's not how this ended up working.

3) I guess at the end, my biggest concern is that maybe I made these two a little too exaggerated, but it's kind of hard to tell if that can ever really be the case with an omake chapter like this. Like, as long as they're still recognizably the same character, it works? I dunno.

4) I'm going to go back and make sure everything's up to date, but I'll finally push another chapter onto ffnet after what feels like a geologic age. I'd like to pick up writing speed again; we'll see if that happens.
 
Last edited:
17.1 Hanzou, and Diabel
...when do you think you could update?

right now LOL

I I I

17.1 Hanzou, and Diabel

The Twentieth Floor. In terms of layout, it was a series of atolls in an ocean. Or rather, the Floor itself was a sea, containing atolls from what would have been the ocean if it wasn't fenced in by the walls of the Floor.

Islands shaped like large thin donuts, scattered roughly across the entirety of the Floor. They were like mountains that rose up from the seabed, the true base of the Floor, and then collapsed in the middle, holding a lagoon, like a cup of water placed in a saucepan. The actual land rising above the seawater was like the rim of the cup, a ring of coral, rock, and sand that was colonized by hardy palm trees from coconuts that had drifted across the sea.

The largest and most irregular island was the one right in the middle. Shaped like an exaggerated crescent, the only Safe Zone large enough to be called a town, let alone a city, sat on the fattest part of the lump, opposite where the island thinned out to open onto the sea. The equipment was poor and expensive, the metal-starved populace of the Safe Zone unable to compete with the gear that could be purchased from other Floors, from other places. However, there were several NPC tutors that taught a new skill that was an offshoot of the Building Construction Rules; that skill was [Boatbuilding]. By default, they mostly taught how to make small boats out of wood from coconut trees.

Compared to the lagoon that opened onto the sea, then, it was fairly obvious how the developers broadly intended Players to interact with the Floor. Build a canoe in the lagoon, get comfortable piloting it, and then strike out onto the [Ocean], sailing from atoll to atoll, looking for [Adventures], whether that be [Quests], valuable and rare mats, or [Dungeons] up to and including the [Floor Dungeon].

Generally speaking, most of the Clearing Guilds were even moving in kind of that direction. Well, the Divine Dragon Alliance had reduced the size of the canoes as much as possible, until what they had built instead were more like surfboards or even water-skis, but combined with their weight-reduction and jetpack spellcraft, that still resulted in high-speed movement across the bay.

Meanwhile, the Fuurinkazan had gone the opposite route and imported a vast amount of raw material from other Floors, and were prototyping something that was more like a military cruiser than a yacht, let alone a mere canoe.

And, then there were the Fuumaningun.

Hanzou dashed, racing with his head down and his arms out behind him, feet pushing off the very surface of the water as he sprinted towards the island that was become more visible as he drew near. Reducing the air resistance by gently parting the air to slip his body through, by carefully managing how the air gathered in his wake without creating a partial vacuum to suck against his back; that kind of action was already instinctive. But by drawing the air beneath him, compressing it and sliding it along the surface of the water before him, by moving at high enough speed that the surface tension of the water would provide enough resistance to his legs; adding those tricks allowed him to actualize the dream of running on water.

The beach was coming close. Hanzou frowned, focusing. He no longer needed to babysit his stamina bar, making sure that he didn't deplete it too quickly so that he had to stop, catching his breath while floating. It wasn't so hard to carry an emergency flotation vest to prevent drowning, but getting back up to speed afterwards was annoying. And more importantly, it wasn't cool enough for being a ninja.

And the last challenge awaited him. When he got close to shore, and the waves broke against the rocks, those waves he was striding across became treacherous footing. It wasn't a big deal in the sense that if he wiped out here, all he had to do was swim the last ten-odd meters, then find his footing on the sea floor and walk among the waves up onto the beach. But, it was still undignified, as a ninja. Diving beneath the surface and going ashore from underwater for the last stretch to sneak onto the beach was fine in terms of dignity though, but right now he was really trying to challenge himself.

So Hanzou focused, dashing forward, surging ahead. More speed allowed him more flexibility in terms of firmly stepping off the water, but it gave him less time to react to unexpected problems. Like the wave in front breaking early-!

Hanzou grunted, attempting to push off a third of a step earlier than his stride, an ungainly motion. Unable to recover his steps, he tumbled, pitching forward. Accepting the inevitable, he tucked, pushing forward into a roll, so that he would slip along the water as he cut through, instead of simply crashing into it.

The waves caught around him, cutting off his eyes with saltwater, filling his ears with the roar of the waves, and plunging his extrasensory perception of the air around him into the chaos of the froth and surf. Remaining calm, Hanzou rolled once more, recovered his bearings from the sense of down, and then pushed forwards towards the beach, swimming smoothly for three strokes, before the wave broke as it passed backwards across his shoulders and back out to sea. Then, he put his feet beneath him, found the sandy ground, and walked forward towards the beach and the land.

As he crossed the threshold of the tide, stepping from the moist smooth sand onto the dryer, choppier sand of the dunes, an enormous crab popped out of the ground, the red HP Bar of a mob appearing above it. It screeched an angry challenge.

Hanzou reacted instantly, juking sideways in a feint, then dashing forward to jump, placing an axekick against the joint of the claw reaching towards him. And even as he kicked, he gathered the wind around his leg. But the method was a little different. His hand reached behind himself, grabbing the hilt of the knife that was tucked at the small of his back. Although he had never once drawn it and fought with it, that blade was the strongest and best weapon to ever cross his palm, a sword that the [Sixth Ranger] had crafted personally for him.

Hanzou's magic worked by pouring his prana into the air around him and lightly taking hold of the individual molecules of air, and binding them to his will. It was hard for him to explain, but it was like cupping his hand to hold a pool of water in his palm, rather than trying to firmly grasp it in his fist, where it would simply leak between his fingers. Alternatively, it was like reaching out with his hand to push against water to swim. That kind of motion, but even lighter, more ephemeral, because it was the [Air].

But this sword allowed him to do something else. A [Mystic Code], such that when he used it as a conduit, flowing prana through it before sending it out to grab and manipulate the [Air] around him, a new trait was added. It was still air, a wind created from his imagination, but it was definitely as sharp and piercing as a [Sword] as well.

Thus, he poured prana into his sword, circulated the prana that came out the other end of the sword into the air around him, gathered it like syrup around his leg, and then his leg whipped out and down, an axe-kick that was surrounded by air as sharp and powerful as the axe of a giant.

The claw was cleanly severed from the body of the crab, and the sand beneath was driven down and parted, a giant wedge of air that was yet somehow hard blasting into it. And that blurry instant when the air was still air but also as hard and sharp as a steel axe, Hanzou took double advantage by stepping strongly off the back of that axehead, using it as a foothold to jump even higher, leaping up and over the back of the crab.

It was a clean front flip, Hanzou's legs tucked against his chest, before curling and tensing powerfully. At the top of the arc, he arched his back, one hand against his chest in a guard, the other hand still behind his back, gripping the blade that was tucked there.

And kicked down. This time, rather than an axe, it was a ferocious spear. Hanzou used the reaction to flip himself around, pushing himself up as he thrust down with another spear of air. A third, a fourth, a fifth time, before he grimaced, tumbling and slipping, losing control as he couldn't maintain the rhythm, falling to the side. He tucked, recovering as he came in for a landing, putting himself into a crouch. As soon as he hit, he lunged, sprinting sideways and around to get behind the enemy, purely out of habit.

He realized he didn't need to have bothered. The enemy HP bar was already empty, and with a chittering cry that was as much frustrated as angry, it disappeared into pixels.

Hanzou grimaced. He still couldn't maintain himself in the air indefinitely, juggling himself off the reaction of spears he launched ground-wards. In terms of actual application it wasn't really that useful, since having to maintain altitude like that considerably reduced his functional mobility. It left him exposed to ranged attacks from a hypothetical third party. And since many mobs traveled in packs, it wasn't like that third party was really all that hypothetical.

No, it was more that he still needed to get to a position of absolute control. The reaction force from using his blades of wind was still a little off-balance. His ultimate goal was to make it into something like a cloak, a barrier of wind that wrapped around him and cut everything within two-three meters. But he couldn't maintain it, and his body reactions to the pushback from the blades still wasn't at the level of instinct.

In terms of raw DPS, the best and most reliable thing to do was something like the [Aura of Blades]. Hanzou was still working on details, including the exact name. Of course it would be something involving a [Kamaitachi]. He closed his eyes, breathing out as he took control of his heart-rate.

It was quiet. The waves crashed against the beach behind him, the distinct sound of water rushing which built up, until it smoothly broke and churned against itself as it broke against the sand. Distantly, far away, he could hear waves breaking against a rocky cliff. It had the same rhythm, but it was somehow more ferocious, more abrupt.

The air around him was also moving, a subtle hint of the back-and-forth of the waves, but mostly a smooth breeze from the east, a constant caress of air carrying the tang of salt. He could taste it on the air, but also from the water that had soaked him from his failed dive. Well, the warmth of the sun beating steadily down, a cloudless sky, meant the water was quickly evaporating out of his clothes, leaving behind the hint of salt-crust, a mild discomfort that broke the perfect luxury of standing on a tropical beach, listening to the wind. (Of course he had disabled the BGM; only psychopaths left it on after the first week.)

Hanzou was happy.

The thought came to him suddenly, but it had a truth to its suddenness. His days were interesting and fun. He went out and explored places like this tropical paradise. Rather than a [Game], the immersion was perfect. It wasn't just that the water was a perfect simulation, that felt and sounded and maybe even tasted exactly like water IRL. It was because they were trapped in a bona fide [Death Game] that the immersion was never broken by logging out.

Should he feel guilty about enjoying the [Death Game]? It wasn't that he felt guilty about being permanently logged in; that wasn't his fault, and anyway, he had maintained an appropriate ratio of game-time to IRL obligations all the way into college. Well, he'd have to retake that semester and restart the year, but whatever.

No, he felt a little guilty because it felt wrong to derive satisfaction from being trapped in a [Death Game]. Hanzou was one of the elite, a Front Liner. A [Ninja] that served their great master, Diabel-sama.

…And, it was only because the morality was black-and-white that it was so easy and simple to throw himself into roleplaying as a [Loyal Ninja]. It had been a way to deal with fear. The guild Fuumanin had been strangers that enjoyed playing games the same way, they hadn't really been true companions. They weren't… nakama, not really. So putting a layer of ninja roleplay over it, talking about Service and all that, had been a way to obliquely talk about putting their lives on the line.

And somewhere along the line… it had become real. It was like doublethink, sometimes. Pretending to be a ninja, but remembering he was actually a college student, thinking about a Sengoku period that probably wasn't even like that in the first place. But it was easier to stay in character. The emotions were becoming more real. Believing in the Guild, in each other. Hanzou trusted them, Isamu and Kotarou and Sanada. More than he'd trusted anyone. And it was easy to believe in the [Mission], too. In Clearing the Game. In serving Diablel-sama.

But Diabel-sama could only be pure white, pure good, because he defined himself opposing an existence that had dyed himself jet black, pure evil. Kayaba Akihiko. It was because Kayaba made things so simple, and that Diabel was competent and charismatic enough to rise up to that; if it wasn't that simple, then Hanzou might feel a little uncomfortable pretending to be someone else's unquestioning minion. Like he could become complicit.

But he would die for them. For his people, and for his master.

And it was good.

I I I

Diabel smiled. It was very difficult not to look too smug, especially when Lind's scowl deepened. He nodded at her slightly, and then turned his attention across the others, leaning back into his chair.

It was extremely comfortable. Diabel made a mental note to ask the new boy about getting one for his office.

"Thank you for all attending the meeting." He said. "This will be a typical Dungeon Finding Meeting. Based on the raw numbers, we've surveyed 60% of the surface area of the Twentieth Floor. To date, there have been no Dungeons discovered, but of course this is the forum to announce otherwise. And on that note, I yield the Floor to Ilya-san of the [BSM] for the first report."

In front of him was a heavy circular table, with a pitched depression in the middle shaped like a bowl. Well, rather than "like a bowl", it might be better to say it was a bowl, a steel hemisphere that you could pour water into. Around the depression, there was a rim of hardwood that was nearly a meter wide.

With a gesture, Diabel tapped his menu, activating the table. Lights and runes glowed in the surface, blinking intermittently. Above the bowl, a holographic circle appeared, floating in the air a few inches above the rim. It was a default map of the Floor, showing the Edge that circled around it, with a tiny marking for the big island they were on and the bit of sea that was [Visible] from where he stood, a marker for the [Safe Zone] they were in popping up above it. Resetting his map data for the Floor still felt instinctively wrong, but it was worth it for the theater of it all.

"Un!" Ilya said, nodding her head imperiously as she surveyed them. She was sitting directly across from Diabel; if he was at noon, then she was at six. That put Lind to his left at three, and Thinker to his right at nine. The new boy, who Diabel really needed to address as [Keita] even in his own head, was beside Ilya at about seven o'clock, just to Ilya's left. His Guild, the [Moonlit Black Cats], had made their debut as a satellite guild of the BSM, and been formally granted the status of [Front Liners]. Well, Diabel privately had doubts they were actually going to contribute much in terms of scouting.

She triumphantly tapped her menu, sending the map data out to everyone around the table. As it was appended to Diabel's, the table automatically updated, the blank gray of some of the floor fading to blue as if mist was being blown away, threading out towards several islands.

"Silica-chan and Kuradeel-kun are both making excellent use of familiars to explore the islands and lagoons!" Ilya reported. "The guild is focusing on supporting them as they quickly map areas from the sea and the sky!" And here her smile became a little more real, a little more predatory. "And of course, Rosalia-chan is our secret trump for finding new islands!"

"Excellent." Diabel replied genially. Well, that was the BSM for you. Silica-kun's big freaky sharks and Kuradeel-kun's creepy crocodile-things could cover a lot of ground, and Rosalia's [Rare Element] apparently allowed her to directly look clear across the Floor. But at the same time, not one of them had bothered with the [Boatbuilding] skill, so their basic mobility on this floor was terrible. Well, from Diabel's position it was beneficial that they were bad-to-mediocre at things they couldn't use their [Rare Elements] for.

Or rather, Keita's group had been working on it, but they simply hadn't moved fast enough compared to more experienced Clearing Guilds. Diabel hoped they wouldn't get too discouraged; he made a mental note to talk to the boy – Keita – and encourage him. And maybe get his own hooks in Keita, as well, to pull him into Diabel's orbit once Ilya did something sufficiently Ilya.

Well, compared to the meeting he was running that was a digression, so Diabel shelved the thought for the moment. "Thank you, Ilya. Next, I hope that Lind will provide us with an update on her activities."

"Yes." Lind said. "I'm proud to say that we of the [DDA] completed the mapping of the first 20% of the Floor." Diabel appreciated that she didn't take every opportunity to brag about how the DDA did things. "We are of course ready to assist in the mapping of any remaining islands."

With a slightly imperious gesture, Lind tapped her menu, sending out her map data. A good-sized wedge of water popped into appearance, spreading outwards from the island they were on.

The DDA hadn't found any dungeons. Diabel felt slightly conflicted about that. For the Front Line as a whole it was a disappointment, but conversely, it wouldn't be great for their group dynamics if the DDA were the ones that discovered the Boss Dungeon again.

"Thank you, Lind." Diabel complimented. "And of course, speaking on behalf of both myself and the Fuumanin, we completed an additional 20% of the raw Floor survey ourselves."

Beside him, at the eleven o'clock position, Sanada nodded stiffly, almost a bow, as he pressed the button to update the map from his menu. He was working on some kind of spell (Diabel only knew it was named [Whale Meat], everything else was a Ninja Secret apparently); since he was focusing on that, Hanzou had dispatched him as a stand-in while Hanzou himself kept Scouting.

"And of course, the heroes of the hour." Diabel said, turning to his left.

"A-ha-ha-ha!" Klein said, laughing as he rubbed the back of his head, embarrassed. "It's only thanks to how great all the guys in the Guild are that we got this far!"

Diabel had privately thought it was a little cute. Fuurinkazan had been building bigger and bigger boats, crossing the line to where you really had to properly call them ships, and that had awakened Kibaou's lightly-sleeping competitive streak. So now Diabel had an office in a mobile base that would be better to call a floating fortress.Kibaou had been so smug when the hull that the Fuurinkazan had built exploded, and they'd been in the lead, Kibaou hadn't even thought to ask what the devil they were doing that would make a ship explode.

Klein smiled, and spoke. "Since we got the rocket engine to work, I'm proud to announce that [Boaty McBoatface 3] has allowed us to bring the Floor Map to approximately 90% complete!" With that, he reached out and tapped a button on his menu, and the entirety of the map appeared, the fog blown away from all the water, showing only little pools trapped inside the lagoons of the islands dotted around, clearly delineated.

Yes. While Kibaou had focused on building something really big, the Fuurinkazan had focused on building something that could go really fast. When they'd started up the second one, and the engine didn't immediately explode, so instead the thing took off and rose out of the water and started surfing along on hydrofoils, he'd been amazed, somewhere between awed and just bemused at their raw audacity. Then it spun out of control and slammed into the water and shattered into pieces, the rocket engine wildly corkscrewing end-over-end until it flew off towards the day-after-tomorrow.

But the third one apparently had worked the way it was supposed to. They'd all watched the Fuurinkazan depart in triumph to start mapping yesterday morning, after the test voyage didn't end in total destruction.

They'd even painted the damn thing red, and come on, wasn't that overkill. And what was with that stupid naming sense anyway, at least give it something cool rather than half-heatedly recycling some old meme! Ah, Kibaou, your furious rants are the best.

Diabel coolly kept his private amusement off his face while Klein continued talking. "We've charted the location of all the islands, two of which have large ruins that probably indicate dungeons, and another two that have strange characteristics in their central lagoons!"

"That's excellent news." Diabel complemented, meaning it. Privately he had serious reservations about actually riding that thing over as transport to the islands in question, but that was beside the point. He still gratefully accepted the mapping data when Klein transferred it over, though.

"Klein, for which potential dungeon would you like to call dibs?" Diabel asked. It was the rule of Floor Mapping meetings; everyone shared their mapping data, but if a Guild found a potential Floor Dungeon, they had the right of first entry to explore it. Getting there had taken some gymnastics on Diabel's part, but it was the right mix of openness and maintained advantage, to produce the optimal outcome.

"Hmm." Klein said, frowning as he considered it. Well, obviously he would have already decided, but speaking too quickly would, equally obviously, be crass.

"I think we'll take this one." Klein said, nodding to himself as he pointed at the map, a blinking marker appearing over one of the Islands with [Ruins].

"I wish you luck." Diabel courteously answered. "Lind, as your Guild achieved [Second Place], I believe it would be appropriate for you to take the second pick." Yes, since Klein had discovered four [Potential Dungeons] and there were four Front Liner factions, that was the best way to play it.

"Hmm." Lind frowned, leaning back as she considered it. "If you're offering, then we'll take this one." She tapped her menu, and an icon appeared over one of the non-Ruin islands. An interesting choice; Diabel would have thought she'd have gone for the last one with Ruins.

"Hm hm hm!" Ilya laughed, before crossing her arms. "Well, we'll take this one, then!" She said, selecting the one with Ruins that Klein had not picked. Diabel felt annoyed that Ilya had jumped ahead of the sequence; her [Raid Group] had been in last place, after all, in terms of mapped area. Well, it wasn't really worth making a fuss over, since she hadn't actually challenged his authority directly.

"An interesting choice." Diabel said, with wry amusement. Yes, that barely-patronizing tone was perfect. A little too subtle for Ilya to notice, but enough to indicate his feelings to the other Guild Leaders. "Very well, I believe that my [Group] shall take this one." Diabel indicated with his own marker. He had almost said 'the last one' but that would have undermined his vague condescension towards Ilya. It was annoying that she made these kinds of power games necessary.

"If that is all?" He said, glancing around the table. "Very well. I will send the results to Argo for publication, and thank you for attending. The next meeting will be called when the Floor Boss Dungeon is conclusively identified. Meeting adjourned."

He stood, and nodded briefly to Sanada, who left so quickly it might be better to say he escaped. None of the Fuumanin were good with participating in these kinds of meetings. It was a little too modern for them to have a reliable way of roleplaying, Diabel thought. Well, that was an advantage in its own way, he didn't want them getting too deep into it.

He made eye contact with Thinker, and jerked his head to the side. The other man raised an eyebrow, but also nodded slightly. Good.

Diabel smiled and exchanged pleasantries with Lind. It was as coldly formal as always, but the outright hostility wasn't there anymore. He'd win the woman over yet.

After that, it was time to gladhand Klein a little bit. That was more exhausting in a sense; Klein didn't have much skill at manipulating the conversation, but his empathy and emotional intuition were both excellent, so handling him required Diabel's utmost ability. But in another sense, it was relieving because Klein was an honestly good person, so all Diabel had to do to play it safe was point Klein at problems that his Guild were best-suited to handle.

He still used Klein as a sacrifice to distract Ilya so he could quietly leave though.

"Walk with me." Diabel said to Thinker, as he turned and strode away from the meeting place. He'd send one of his people to retrieve the furniture later. Oh, and he should write down his mental notes while they were still fresh, including his action items. Talk with Keita; encouragement and ask for a chair. He needed to decide on his angle. Ask Kibaou for an update on the boat. Tell Godfree about the Dungeon and have him organize teams. Send the meeting data to Argo.

"It's a regular tropical paradise." Thinker said, beside him. Thinker was walking along with his hands clasped behind his back, looking around and taking in the scenery.

Diabel paused, looking up. It was true. Sunny and hot, deep-blue waves crashing against white sand beaches. He looked at Thinker, weighing his options, and decided to be mostly honest.

"It bothers me." Diabel said.

"What, because the whole Floor is practically a Beach Episode?" Thinker said, with a leading expression, his eyebrow up again. His smile was a touch mocking, deliberately nervous.

So Thinker saw that too, huh. Good. "Yes." Diabel simply replied. "And the beach episode is always a bit of filler, of low-pressure fluff, before the anime ramps up towards the climax arc of Season One."

"You're talking about the Twenty-Fifth Floor?" Thinker asked. "I have to admit it bothers me, as well." He looked around. "I'm glad the monsters are weak, though. This place is going to be a popular Floor to visit for the Mid and Rear Lines."

Diabel had considered that only in the most distant senses. "Can I leave it to you to consider the implications and practicalities of that?" He said.

Thinker nodded confidently. "Yes, I will look after it."

Diabel smiled, picking up the pace. They were near a beach. "That's good."

There was a pause in the conversation, and they broke through the palm trees, the not-quite path they had followed opening up as they came out onto a rocky beach facing the ocean.

"There's something else that bothers me." Diabel admitted.

"Go on." Thinker encouraged. Diabel wasn't sure whether he was honestly trying to share his fears with a friend, or using that as a motif to bind Thinker to him as a confidante. Diabel supposed it didn't really matter which way it was in his mind.

"I don't like that [Water Levels] are a thing now." Diabel admitted. "We've had an Ice Floor where the cold was a serious challenge, and now a Water Floor that requires boating. It's…." He hesitated. He put on a show of hesitating. He had gotten ahead of himself and hadn't planned his words.

"It feels like the game is changing genres, you mean?" Thinker said. "That [Sword Art Online] was supposed to be a combat MMO, about [Sword Arts] whatever that meant exactly. And now there's all kinds of things showing up, from base-building to these strangely realistic environmental challenges."

"Yes." Diabel said, smiling to show his appreciation for Thinker's articulation. "Yes, but what makes me nervous about it is extrapolating. What kind of environmental challenges will we have on the Sixtieth Floor?"

"Hmm." Thinker grunted, one hand coming up to rub his chin. "In the sense that we run up against something that's unbalanced, an impossible challenge?"

"Something that breaks our momentum." Diabel replied. "The whole social system we have is built around climbing Aincrad, of Clearing Floors. I'm respected as the Leader of the Front Line because my management makes Clearing faster and more efficient. Without that legitimacy, we'd fracture into chaos."

"And the structure of the Mid and Rear Lines would break down, as well." Thinker agreed. "Without a [Front Line], there's nothing to orient off of to say there even is a Mid or Rear." Thinker nodded again. "But you know what? That's all hypothetical anyway. And I think you'd be able to handle it just fine."

There was a folder in Diabel's inbox that had exactly one PM in it. Diabel honestly lived in dread of a second one.

Should he share that burden? Diabel searched Thinker's face, examining the man that he had designated his successor. Above all others, this was the man that needed to know the critical importance of maintaining forward momentum. Thinker believed in him. Diabel could tell. It would be delicate, but he'd already broadly planned this conversation. And Diabel decided.

"Thank you." Diabel said instead, closing his eyes for a moment. "I'm relieved to hear that."

It wasn't that Diabel was afraid of the outcome of that conversation. It wasn't even that he was afraid that Kayaba would retaliate; he could edge into that discussion with oblique warnings. Thinker was technologically savvy enough for that to work. From an institutional integrity standpoint, it would be the correct thing to make Thinker aware of the threat. It was the logical thing to do.

But Diabel allowed himself to be a little greedy, and a little jealous. He would maintain his position as the only one that knew, for at least a little longer. The measures and communications he had that would trigger in the case of his death were sufficient anyway. So for at least a little longer, he would allow himself to be special.

"I'm going to head back." Thinker said. Diabel appreciated that; the other man could sense that he wanted to be alone.

"Thank you." Diabel replied. "I'll be along shortly. Tell Yulier I said hello."

Thinker grunted in embarrassment as he waved without looking back.

And Diabel turned, looking out across the tops of waves crashing against the rocky shore, as he contemplated. Looking beyond the horizon, beyond the wholeness of the game, as he considered the motivations and desires of a stranger he'd never spoken with.

What did Kayaba want?

End

1) After ten thousand years…! It's not like I've been that busy, really, or anything. It's just that I got out of the habit of writing at the turn of the year because of how my calendar worked out, and then… well, I'm trying to get back into the habit of writing is the important takeaway for you folks.

2) I was originally planning to start this chapter checking in with Hexadecimal, but I decided it worked better to swap that later in the chapter and open 17 with this bit.

3) That being said, rather than Hanzou and Diabel talking, it was more like each of them doing their own thing? I question whether the division worked out quite right. It's been so long I'm not confident I got back into their heads correctly either LOL, I had to go back and reread a lot.
 
Last edited:
17.2 Griselda and Hexadecimal
"They're gaining on us!" Shouted Schmitt, sounding worried.

The guild [Sorcery Hunters] were in a pinch. Having entered this cavern, they were now close to being overwhelmed. In this special event dungeon created base on tripping secret flags on the Seventeenth Floor, her Guild was getting hounded by mobs in this subterranean labyrinth.

Griselda glanced behind her. Although it was dangerous to look away from putting one foot in front of the other, this section of tunnel was relatively smooth and level. The risk of tripping while running was relatively low. The snarling horde was, in fact, getting closer. That was bad.

A voice snarled from the darkness in front of them, and Griselda snapped her head back forward in time to see a figure leap out of the darkness. Pale, with strangely long limbs corded with misshapen muscles, and a wide mouth full of drooling teeth in a degenerate face with a sunken, eyeless forehead.

[Morlorcs]. According to the game lore, they were orcs that had become adapted to living in these underground caves… and twisted by the dark magics that permeated the place.

But before it could fall upon them and slow them down, a tongue of lightning lashed out, striking it down in a hot blaze of light. It fell short, and moaned, loud and piteous, in pain before its HP bar emptied out and it broke down into pixels. The party didn't even break stride, ignoring the drop as they pushed forward.

"They're getting louder!" Schmitt said, sounding even more worried than before. But he still remained in the back, prepared to properly draw aggro as the tank.

The tunnel curved, sloping up, as they charged forward. Glass, who was in the lead and using his [Heat Hawk] Sword as a torch, started to slip out of Griselda's view.

"We need to counter-attack!" Lizard shouted from behind, next to Schmitt. "We can't just keep running!"

"The top of this curve!" Griselda shouted back over her shoulder, not taking her eyes of the front. "From higher ground, and we need to know what will be at our backs if we turn!"

"We don't have the prana for a long stand!" Axer shouted from in front, arguing even from where she was keeping pace with Glass.

Yes. 'Twisted by the dark magics of this place' was fluff, but it also had a mechanical effect. Breathing in the mana that circulated in this cave poisoned you. If you detected mana as a scent, it smelled bitter and foul. If you detected mana with sight, it had a sickly purple tinge. It you detected mana as sound, it was a low, throbbing hum. And regardless of how you interpreted it, when you took it into your Circuits, it would corrode you with poison damage if you weren't careful. Like that, that was how it was twisted by dark magic.

Therefore, the amount of mana any of them could accumulate to refill their [Prana Bar] was extremely limited.

But it wasn't like they had any other options.

"Whoa!" Came a shout from in front of her.

"Glass!" Axer screamed, at nearly the same time.

Griselda increased her speed, sprinting the last few steps to catch up, leaving Grimlock trailing behind her.

A morlorc had dropped from the ceiling, and was clinging to Glass' back, arms wrapped around his neck, choking him. Axer was standing back, a desperate look on her face, unable to chop the mob without catching Glass in it, the magic charge on her blade vibrating furiously. Glass himself was awkwardly batting at the orc with his flaming sword, and although it hissed in fury when the fires touched it, it didn't release its grasp. Griselda herself was unsure she'd be able to slash it without also hitting Glass.

In front of her, both Caynz with his knives and Yolko with her wand-sword also hesitated, unsure for that instant how to strike the mob without hitting Glass.

Beside her, caught up from behind, Grimlock was whispering to himself, before he pointed at Glass.

Abruptly, the fire that wreathed the sword that Glass was holding swelled up, wobbling in a strange, almost organic way, and then tendrils lashed out, jumping like tentacles from the sword to Glass's armor, before spreading across his chest and arms and back like burning oil spreading across a pond. Spreading under, around, and across the morlorc, burning its arms, legs, and belly hideously.

It screamed, loud and furious, before wretchedly jumping off, rolling around on the ground in pain.

"Now!" Griselda screamed, but Axer was already moving, roaring as she brought her glaive down in a crushing blow, chopping the morloc in half as the magic discharged, blowing the mob to pieces in a spray of innards before everything dissipated into pixels.

The smell of burned flesh lingered.

"Whoa don't stop!" Schimtt shouted from behind, and Griselda whirled around to see him catch a morlorc on his shield. He pushed it back as it clawed at his face, and he turned his head to the side in a grimace.

But then the ropes coiled on his shoulders came to life, one snaking around the lashing arm and yanking it aside, and the other wrapping around the neck of the mob and squeezing.

It gasped and growled, pawing at the ropes cutting off its air.

Lizard caught it directly on the skull with her short, curved blade. "Switch!" She shouted.

Schmitt moved without hesitating, lunging forward to pin another morlorc to the wall with his lance, as his ropes whipped the dead mob off his shield at the same time, before it vanished.

The instant it was pinned, Lizard chopped again, missing the neck, and then again, catching it in the shoulder.

"Switch!" Griselda called out as an order, as she dashed around Schmitt, and Lizard nodded, jerking back. Griselda lunged, catching the mob at the very base of the throat, and forcing its HP empty.

She darted back, twisting smoothly to arc behind Schimtt again, allowing him to raise his shield against the hallway. It looked like they would be making their stand here, after all.

"Gross," Schmitt complained. "Some of the first one's brains got in my mouth."

"You big baby," Lizard said, scolding, half laughing.

They could still hear the din and howl of the morlorcs, echoing up the hallway. But… it wasn't getting any closer, and there weren't any more mobs coming up towards them. Griselda focused, closing her eyes as she Reinforced her hearing. It was a difficult technique, but what she increased was not her sensitivity to hear more clearly, but instead her ability to discriminate where sounds were coming from. Although it counted as [Reinforced Hearing], thinking about it objectively, what she was improving in terms of the fluff wasn't her ears capacity to hear, but her brain's capacity to process sounds.

"It sounds like it's coming from behind us, huh?" Lizard said, which confirmed Griselda's concerns.

"Let's keep going," Griselda decided, turning to lead the two back to the rest of the party, who were standing around talking instead of fleeing. Griselda made a note to herself to bring this up during their next review session.

"Because I made, I [Crafted], your sword, both as a [Weapon] and a Mystic Code, the [Heat Hawk] effect is as much my spell as it yours," Grimlock was saying to Glass. "All I had to do was… seize back control of it, so to speak. I wasn't sure it would work; it was only possible because you were too distracted to resist me seizing it, consciously or unconsciously," His face twitched in that particular way he had, when he fell short of his own high standards. "I had to power it by wrenching prana out of you, though. Sorry about that."

"That makes sense," Glass replied, nodding. "And, uh, that's okay." Axer was rubbing his back; Yolko and Caynz had moved forward to guard the front.

"We're moving forward," Griselda said, catching Grimlock's eye. He nodded slightly, answering her implicit question of whether the rest of the group was ready to move forward.

The roars and din of the morlorcs was definitely getting louder as they pushed forward, the hallway curving more sharply and the incline getting steeper, until they came out onto a gallery or balcony, overlooking what was a room, and a cave; or rather, Griselda thought, it was supposed to be a big cavern that had been carved and molded into a great hall. It was where they had accidentally pulled down the aggro of an entire hoard of morlorcs, apparently triggering some kind of [Wave Attack] Event.

Below them was chaos and bedlam.

The horde was still there, howling furiously. But they weren't chasing them. Instead, the heaving mass of morlorcs were fighting each other. As her eye cast over it, Griselda figured there were approximately three centers of conflict, like whirlpools that were drawing the morlorcs in.

And at the center of each of those maelstroms was a ghastly red-black haze.

Griselda examined one in particular. A morlorc, wreathed in the haze, swung a huge battleaxe, cleaving through another, killing it. It howled in victory. And then howled in rage, turning as it was beaten on from behind while distracted, lashing out and striking down the morlorc that had tried to gank it. And in turn it was struck down from behind, by a morlorc with a heavy rock.

Which lifted its rock, hooting in triumph, standing over the fallen morlorc. But when that victim vanished into pixels, the haze did not, instead… jumping, if such a word could apply to fog, jumping up, jumping out, to the morlorc standing victorious. Which reached down, equipped the battleaxe, and then began laying waste to the morlorcs around it.

Griselda frowned, switching her attention to another center, where a morlorc was cut down, and another morlorc wielding an axe cut down the opponent in front of it, and was cut down in turn by a third, only for that victor to take up the axe.

"Hmm. Interesting," Grimlock said, with what almost sounded like approval to her.

"You understand what's going on?" Lizard said. "Like, seriously, what the hell's going on."

Grimlock pursed his lips. "Look at the Player."

"…There isn't a Player down there," Schmitt pointed out.

Grimlock did not roll his eyes. Well, Griselda wasn't looking at him, instead she was paying attention to the melee below, but she knew him well enough that she both knew that he wanted to, and that he held himself back from actually doing so. "Circulate your prana," He said, almost chiding. "The subtlety is acceptable but the power is a bit lacking, so you should be able to break it with a little brute force."

Griselda did as he said, ramping up the circulation of her prana as she watched, as a morlorc was cut down, and the one with the axe was defeated, and the axe was taken back up. Wait, that one that was cut down, how could it be killed when the one with the axe was in the middle of dying.

Like a magic eye puzzle being resolved, coming into focus; she suddenly realized there was a Player there. That Player's hooded cape obscured all their features, but the green symbol floating over their head was an absolute clue.

"Is… is that guy using the 'Notice-Me-Not' Charm from Harry Potter?" Schmitt asked, sounding incredulous.

This time, when he sighed, Grimlock did allow himself to roll his eyes (she imagined). "Close enough to that, I suppose."

The morlorcs were beginning to thin out, now.

"Hey," Lizard said, interrupting. "I recognize that haze, isn't that the [Orcish Berserker Curse]? I think they're going to go after the Player when there aren't any mobs left."

There were only a dozen or so left.

But the groups were a bit lopsided, with only three in the farthest clump, while the rest were closer to the entrance to their hallway, as those two closer clumps almost merged.

And the last morlorc standing in the far clump raised its axe in triumph, and then charged forward, cutting down a mob from the closer group from behind.

In the closer groups, one hazed morlorc slashed at the other, having apparently aggroed it as being some combination of close and high priority. It was decisive, and the haze around the victor absorbed the haze that had been around the weaker, obviously doubling in… size, or intensity, or some combination. Now that she thought about it, they had been slowly building up, the hazes getting stronger with each mob that dropped.

Indeed, the haze around that one was obviously heavier and thicker than the third one, and that morlorc savagely killed the last two mobs, before turning and striking down the last axe-bearer. Not just muscle power, but also speed had been boosted, it seemed.

It screamed, then, victorious, as the haze wobbled, tendrils lashing out around it, as if searching for new prey. Tendrils that slid right past the player that casually walked up behind the morlorc, the mob also ignoring that Player.

And then, with a quick, confident thrust, the Player impaled the morlorc from behind, a flat-bladed sword-thrust that cut cleanly through the spine, up from just below the ribcage, to pierce the heart, and erupting out of the left collarbone.

It was, Griselda thought, a beautiful sword.

The Player wrenched their sword free, stepping back and casually whipping it around to fling the blood off the blade, as the morlorc collapsed. And the disguise spell was broken, the tendrils no longer slid past like raindrops being shed by the cloak, but instead lashed, digging into the Player—

"Amphora: Drink." The player spoke, and raised their left hand, holding some kind of ceramic jug, papered over in sealing talismans, some dangling limply off the sides. The top of the jug was open, the mouth was open, and it sucked the flickering red-black haze in. Slurping it up, with strangely wet sounds.

And with a last pitiful pop, the haze was pulled completely into the jug, and one of the limp seals writhed, flipping around to cap over the top of the jug, sealing it shut.

Like that, a single Player had, without taking a single blow, defeated the horde that had pushed her entire party back. Griselda bit her lip, feeling a bit chagrined. Was this really the gap between them and Front Liners?

Beside her, Axer started clapping.

And the Player below flinched, nearly dropping their jug, before they twisted, stepped back, and looked up at the gallery overlooking the cavern. And then stepped back again, body language somehow awkward even covered in the cloak, when they recognized there was an audience of Players.

"Is that… Hexadecimal?" Grimlock muttered to himself.

"Oh, you know them?" Lizard asked.

"Yes, he used to be a regular client." Grimlock replied, as he raised his hand and apparently started operating his menu. "I'll send him a PM to let him know it's me." His eyes flicked to the hallway behind them. "And anyway, we'll have to meet up before we can leave, so we should be careful."

When they got back down to the floor of the cave, the Player was lifting up one of the axes in his left hand, studying it carefully. His sword was sheathed at his waist, his cloak pushed back, the hood down. His hair was mussed, but somehow it looked artful, instead of like bedhead. The lower half of his face was covered in a tight mask that went all the way down to his throat, disappearing under his shirt. Under all that, Griselda was surprised at how young he was. A teenager, maybe 15 at oldest.

"Hexadecimal." Grimlock said, raising his hand in greeting.

"Grimlock-san." The boy replied. "It's… good to see that you're well."

"You as well." Grimlock said, nodding.

Griselda had to stifle herself from laughing, as the conversation petered out just like that. She waited just long enough that it was obvious that neither of them had more to say, but not long enough that it would become awkward, and opened her mouth to ask for an introduction to keep the talk going.

But the boy raised his right hand, holding what looked like an open book, before he flipped the axe around his hand in a smooth circle, letting it hang head down, before he lifted it up, and then jammed it against the book.

No, jammed it into the book, pushing down, the axe disappearing into the pages. He twisted his hand around to smoothly push the last tip of the handle with the flat of his palm, and then closed the book with a decisive snap.

Grimlock made a strangled noise. "Are…" He began, before clearing his throat and trying again. "Are you storing cursed tools and Mystic Codes… in a Bible?"

Griselda did a double-take. Indeed, the book was about the right size, and had a simple leather binding with what might be a cross embossed on the front. She was too far away to be sure.

The boy almost flinched, looking away for a bit. "It works just fine." He replied, sounding defensive.

Grimlock sighed, rubbing his forehead. "No, no, it's just…" he sighed, shaking his head. "It doesn't matter."

"Come on, you can't just leave it at that." Lizard protested. Griselda was quietly grateful; it would be better to clear the air, instead of letting this fester, while she had to converse with the boy about other things.

Grimlock considered that. "You recall that we've visited Churches before." He finally said, phrasing questions as statements. "Do you remember what those places had to say about Magecraft."

"Seriously." Axer butted in, sounding dry. "You're giving him a hard time about it because the fluff says the Church is against Magecraft?" Griselda had to agree that having a setting like that was a bit… painfully cliché, even for how much the Cardinal system outright stole clichés and plot threads from everywhere.

"Yes." Grimlock said, deliberately not sighing this time. "That's why I said it didn't matter."

"Well, we're happy for your help, Hexadecimal-san." Griselda said, inserting herself into the talk to take control of the conversation. "My guild here, the [Sorcery Hunters], had been in a bit of a pinch, so as a result of your actions, that really helped us out. Thank you." She finished, bowing. Based on his personality, she tried to make it low enough to express her sincerity, without going down enough that he'd get flustered.

"It wasn't a problem." He replied, sounding not defensive, but maybe a touch standoffish. He turned, and walked over to collect another axe, lifting it up to inspect it again. Well, that was approximately where she hoped he would be, so Griselda would consider this a tentative success so far.

"So I gotta ask." Axer said, injecting herself into the conversation. "It was cool, but what was up with that? Are you like, collecting curses or something?"

"Or something." Hexadecimal replied dryly, taking out his book, his Bible, again, opening it and smoothly sliding the next axe into it. "Well, it's still experimental, but now that I've gathered up the Curse Power, I'm going to compress and refine it."

"Even if they're just mobs, that's still a lot of death gathered into one place." Grimlock mused, arching an eyebrow. "And the alignment of this place is helpful, as well."

"Ah, you mean how the mana is poisonous?" Caynz said, falling into the role of student asking questions. "Like this dark power or whatever, it helped power up the curse?"

"Mana can't be poisonous, but essentially yes." Grimlock replied.

"So if it's not poisonous, why do we get poison damage from taking it in?" Axer rebutted.

Grimlock frowned, looking like he was trying to figure out how to decide how to explain. "Here's an example. If you drink salt water, you get sick, but it's not like salt water is poisonous. Compared to the pure water of the mana we're used to, it's simply that the mana of this place is a kind of salt water."

He raised his hands, making a gesture like a bowl in front of him. "So just like salt water is natural, but something that is toxic for humans to drink, the way that most mana is naturally aligned to Elements means that it's toxic to use mana that's aligned against your personal Elements."

"So you're saying, this place has, like, darkness-aligned mana or something?" Caynz said, rubbing his chin as he frowned.

"Not exactly, but you're fundamentally correct." Grimlock replied. "Because exactly, it's the Sixth Imaginary Element, not [Darkness] particularly, that it's aligned to."

"Interesting." Hexadecimal said. "So hypothetically speaking, if there was someone that had the [Sixth Imaginary Element] as their own [Elemental Alignment], they'd be able to use this mana normally, but anyone else would have to… like, filter the element out and process it before they use it?"

"Yes, that's correct." Grimlock replied. "But keep in mind that most mana is aligned to most elements, just like how most water in the world is salt water. So for example, if there is mana in an area that is aligned to Water and Wind, and you had the Water Element, you would still be stressed by the Wind Element, but would be fine with the Water alignment. You could handle one kind of salt in the water, but not both. In that sense, it's strange that all the Floors so far have mana that is purely aligned to Ether. It's like if everywhere, all the oceans, were made of pure fresh drinking water."

"Wait, wait, is Ether exempt from all this stuff, Blood Type O or whatever, then?" Axer said, re-entering the conversation.

Grimlock's face twitched. "I wouldn't want to mix my metaphors, but yes, that is a good insight."

"I don't know that any of this is in the [Argo Guide]." Hexadecimal mused.

"Lorehound like always, that's our Grimlock." Lizard said, chuckling. "So, Hexadecimal-san, you're just here to grind mats, right?"

Hexadecimal nodded. "Yes." He glanced around "Well, it's not part of a [Quest] though, it's more that I need them for my own crafting."

In that case, it was important to make sure they wouldn't be stepping on each other's toes.

"We are here as part of a [Quest], however." Griselda said, putting an apologetic note into her tone. "As a result of that, we have been triggering [Events] such as that horde, so I'd like to apologize for involving you in that."

Hexadecimal shrugged, looking away again. "It worked out well for me, so it's not a problem." He flicked his gaze up, and then aside, as he turned away. The awkwardness of youth, wanting to ask, but somehow not quite able to frame the question.

"I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread it around, but our Quest is seeking out a rare material in these caverns, called [Mithral]." Griselda said.

"If we succeed, Grimlock owes me 500 Col." Axer added, apropos nothing.

"Quite." Grimlock replied, dryly.

Hexadecimal nodded blandly, and then turned to collect his last axe. "Well, I don't mind partying up at least as long as we're headed in the same direction, I guess." He said, with his back turned to them. Ah, so awkward~. So young~. It was a talk about far in the future, but Griselda hoped she'd have a kid this cute.

"That would be appreciated, Hexadecimal-san." She instead said, as he lifted up the last axe, and stored it away into his Bible.

"…Okay." He finally said. Oh, had he expected they would turn him down, and only offered out of some sense of politeness? But looking at what she could see of his face when he turned back, it wasn't like he seemed to resent the idea.

"Then we'll be in your care, Hexadecimal-san." She said, smiling.

I I I

It roared, the sound worming into Griselda's ears, and filling her heart with dread. She circulated the prana in her Circuits, and the supernatural terror receded from her mind.

It lashed outward with its arm, and the three-stranded whip cracked as the lashes broke against Schmitt's armor, reducing his HP in turn. He was losing health too fast compared to the tanking they required off him.

"Athame: Throb." Hexadecimal announced in a strange cadence, throwing a heavy mace in an overhead toss. It was an odd thing, a meter-long pole of metal that had five or six baseball-sized metal lumps on the end. But at his words, the balls began to pulse with strange reddish light, no two the same color, no two quite the same rhythm.

The mob in front of them was over three meters tall. It was strong, and armored with thick muscles, an overbuilt humanoid with ox horns and bat wings. But the left arm dangled uselessly, clutching a sword it didn't swing from an arm with an elbow that flapped in too many directions; the wings were tattered and broken and hung limp; and the ox-horned head was torqued so far around that broken vertebrae bulged unnaturally from the neck. Thick slime poured from its body, smelling like rotten ichor and gasoline at the same time.

The mace smashed into its body, and the metal baseballs burst, splashing a metallic-looking liquid against the beast, which spread, sizzling and hissing as it apparently melted the flesh under the ichor. The metallic oilslick intruded on the territory of the rotting ichor, and was repelled, the mace dropping to the floor.

[The Haunt of Dwarven-Bane] floated above its head. It had four health bars, but two had been grayed out from the instant this strange Boss had appeared.

It bellowed in anger, and lashed out with its whips again, trying to strike Hexadecimal, who was already retreating out of the mob's reach.

Yolko shouted, and an actinic flash of light pulsed forth from her sword-wand, blasting the mob as she walked her lightning across its torso.

"Switch!" Lizard shouted, rushing forward with her upper body tucked behind her shield, as Schmitt staggered back to let her slam into the enemy, trying to knock it backward. Towards the cliff behind it, and the collapsed bridge it was apparently guarding. Lizard lashed at it with her heavy scimitar, digging in and slicing in under the ribs. A too-shallow cut.

It hissed, and rolled the head on that broken neck, headbutting Lizard in the shoulder with the heavy part of its forehead between its horns.

"Switch!" Axer said, dashing in from the side, using her whole body as a fulcrum to swing her glowing axe like a pendulum, discharging the built-up power in a blast of light even as she dug the blade into the mob.

"Dodge!" Griselda shouted, and Axer darted back without looking, as the mob awkwardly lunged forward, missing on its attempt to pommel-slam Axer, as it took three steps forward.

Like that, it casually regained all the distance they had been trying to force it back.

"Switching!" Griselda shouted, darting forward. Streaks of light spread from her shield, as she crashed into it like a meteor, a blast of blaze-hot air jetting out from the impact. She planted her feet and shoved, forcing the mob stumbling back as she forced her shield away from her body, and then she twisted, thrusting her longsword into the mob with a heavy blow.

Griselda didn't have anything complicated like Schmitt's rope. She wasn't good at materializing spells like Yolko, or even tuning the output of a Mystic Code like Glass. She certainly wasn't as clever as Grimlock, who could use his command of the Lore to quietly and casually improvise whatever spell he needed.

But among the [Sorcery Hunters], she was the best at simply enhancing her body to deal raw brute damage. The proof of that was how easily she knocked the mob back, and the large amount of damage she did.

But it was only large compared to the damage the rest of the Guild was doing. It was only about the same as what Hexadecimal was dealing out. Compared to the HP bar of [The Haunt of Dwarven-Bane], it was a sliver instead of a thin sliver.

She darted back by instinct, skipping away, covering a dozen meters in four shallow steps.

"Switching!" Glass said, sword blazing as he stepped in, swinging it in a tight box-shaped combo of slashes.

"Athame: Pin." Hexadecimal said, driving a rapier into the ground behind the monster, into the shadow that became sharp and clear on the far side of the bright-burning sword.

The mob staggered, like its feet were stuck in concrete, but then with a heavy step like it was simply pulling a foot out of shallow mud, it stepped forward. "No dice on the lockdown." He shouted, sounding frustrated as he darted away.

Lighting lashed out as Yolko shot at it again.

It was problematic. It wasn't like they were taking any big hits. But if Griselda compared the rate they were losing HP, the rate they were using their Prana, those compared to how much damage the boss had taken… it wasn't enough. The thing was simply, resolutely, absolutely tough.

"This is going too slowly." Hexadecimal quietly said from next to her. Griselda was surprised that he'd managed to get up next to her, although she was also a little surprised that the Front Liner, who didn't know her Guild's abilities, could read the flow of their battle as quickly as she could.

"I'm afraid so." Griselda replied, lightly. It wouldn't do to get caught up in her own frustration.

"Well… since we're experimenting anyway…" Hexadecimal was talking more to himself than her as he spoke, quickly and confidently sheathing all his weapons into his Bible, which he closed with a confident snap before tucking it behind his back.

And then he reached for the longsword at his waist, and pulled it free. It shined in his hand; not something so obvious as emitting golden light, but a more subtle effect, like it was gleaming like a mirror reflecting a far-away fire. Straight, with just the slightest hint of a taper, and a curled cross-guard. Delicate scroll-work was worked into the cross-guard, and continued a third of the way up the blade, in the central back-groove.

It really was a beautiful sword, Griselda thought.

And then Hexadecimal dashed forward, holding the sword in both hands. His cut was a little strange, looking more like the [Sword Skill] called [Diagonal] at an angle so steep it was almost vertical.

And the blade parted the ichor as easily as water, and cut deeply into the flesh.

The monster screamed, throwing its head back, rolling haphazardly on that broken neck, as it roared its rage to the Heavens above.

But Hexadecimal took the opportunity to slash again, smoothly transitioning into a horizontal blow across the body of the mob. It lashed out with its whip, and Hexadecimal retreated.

And Caynz threw knives from each hand, sending them glancing across the monster, one scratching it's chest and the other, it's left cheek. Barely any damage, but it was enough of a distraction for Hexadecimal to recover his footing and lunge forward with a thrust.

Griselda was distantly surprised that his swordsmanship wasn't any better than hers. No, without being able to rely on the same level of physical enhancement she had, in absolute terms his own performance might be worse? But he made it up with the power of his sword. It seemed to be almost ignoring the monster's defenses, and he was at least good enough to score blows with that tremendous weapon.

As they watched, he managed to whittle the top HP bar down to zero. Or, considering the two that were grayed out, was it the third HP bar? Regardless, that meant it had one HP bar left.

And it roared, and the ichor changed color, swirling with darkness as the whole thing turned black as pitch. The eyes in that head on that broken neck glowed like embers. And hideous muffled sounds, pops like logs cracking under a swamp, came out from under that black ichor.

The head rose up as the neck straightened. And the limply dangling arm whipped around. It wasn't like the arm was moving properly; it was like the bones were simply pulverized and the ichor was manipulating that arm like a whipping-rope made of tendons and meat. And the silvery sword still gripped in that monstrous hand rang out, clashing against the golden sword of the Player.

Compared to her, his sword skills were worse, but compared to the mob they were at least a little better. Compared to that golden blade, it was the silver one that shrieked and sparked as they lashed against each other. But comparing their raw physical abilities, [The Haunt of Dwarven Bane] was truly at the level of a Boss with four Health Bars.

Hexadecimal was being forced back by brute strength. And between the superior skill of a human and the inferior skill of a mob… it was the software entity called a [mob] that wouldn't make mistakes.

The golden sword dug deep into the Boss. And in that over-extended instant, the silver sword smashed into the Front-Liner, blowing him back. At least it looked like his armor had held.

"We have to back him up!" Griselda said, dashing forward with her shield raised. She swung out, striking once, twice, and then leaping back to avoid the three-part whip.

Yolko's lightning flashed, lancing across the mob. But it ignored it.

The silver sword came down, whistling through the air as it came to part her skull. But Griselda raised her shield, throwing herself a half-step to the side, letting the blow smash against the tilted shield like a great hailstone striking a roof.

"Switching!" Schmitt shouted, as he charged in, lance raised high at his shoulder. The thing swung its whip at him – and the strands of the whip were tangled up in Schmitt's ropes, which lashed out as they wrestled like eels, leaving an opening as he thrust in, impaling the monster with his lance.

No, it failed to penetrate. He desperately darted back, evading the sword that swung at him, but his motion was constrained, his body jerking to a stop as his ropes remained tangled with the whip.

"My turn!" Lizard shouted, aiming at the opening created by Schmitt jerking the whip-hand forward. Aiming at the exposed belly under the arm that was jerked forward as Schmitt was jerked back.

It swung with its sword, bellowing in rage, as Lizard retreated and Axer stepped forward.

"Can you stand?" Griselda asked, as Hexadecimal forced himself up. He coughed once. A wet, bloody sound, and then he winced, flinching as the cough wracked against his probably-broken ribs.

"I'll live." He replied, narrowed eyes going up to look at the Mob. He grimaced again, shaking his head without breaking eye contact, before he snarled in frustration and looked away.

"We might be able to finish this." Griselda said, as she contemplated the mob, frowning to herself.

Hexadecimal looked at her for a long moment, and then his gaze darted across her party, assessing each of her Guildmates in turn.

Caynz raised his hands, his knives flying back to him to slap against his palms, as he darted in front of Yolko.

Hexadecimal shook his head, looking like he'd made a decision. "In that case, here. Borrow my sword. It's better than the one you've got, and I'm not going to be any good until I've at least gotten my ribs pinned straight."

And he held out his golden sword, presenting the pommel to her.

Griselda smiled. "Thank you for the offer." She replied, honestly tempted, and honestly touched. "But, I'm afraid I only equip swords made by my husband." She finished the thought by raising her sword in a quick salute, and turning to face the mob.

Glass swung his sword, more like a flag than a blade, using the flame to obscure his movements as he closed in for a strike, making it look like his body was a little to the side of where he actually was.

"Switching!" Griselda shouted, as she darted in towards the weak side, hands braced for a mighty lunge, sword and body Reinforced to the limit, as she shot like a missile, spearing into the mob.

And unexpectedly, unrobotically, it simply released the whip that was still tied up by Schmitt, and reached down at her with that clawed hand, grabbing the sword-hilt, and her hand holding it, all up, crushing her palm and fingers against the hilt like a vise.

"Shield up!" Grimlock shouted, and Griselda instinctively complied, throwing her shield up to guard her head.

She didn't see it coming, but she felt it in her very bones. The crash as that silver sword came down, striking against her shield, and again. And a third time.

This, Griselda realized, was pretty bad.

"Aiming at the wrist!" Glass shouted from behind her, and Griselda ducked, as her guildmate roared, her axe flaring with the unstable magic charge ,before she smashed it into the mob's arm. The forearm of the limb that was grappling Griselda.

It loosened just enough. Griselda pulled herself free, hands and sword wrenching back as she tried to retreat. But the mob's claw spasmed, catching around the sword blade, and it was pulled from Griselda's numb hand as she fell back.

Her guild fell back, gathering around.

"Well, this is looking kind of bad." Lizard muttered.

The mob shook its head, the weird blazing eyes leaving light-trails in front of the pitch black ichor that dripped from its body. All that, and maybe a third of an HP bar of damage.

"What should we do next?" Schmitt asked, sounding worried.

And the mob twitched, swinging the sword in its left hand around to grip it properly. Griselda's sword.

"I call shenanigans!" Axer shouted in protest.

"Boy." Grimlock said, examining Hexadecimal with cold eyes. "If you can use a Bible like that… how often do you pray? Since you were baptized."

What an insanely personal question, Griselda thought, and saw the same thought reflected in her Guild's eyes, as they all stared at her husband in something like amazement.

Hexadecimal hunched in on himself even more. "Well, I mean… you know… every day." He said, finishing up with a whisper.

"That should be enough, then." Grimlock said, as he studied the demon in front of them with narrowed eyes. "Pull out that Bible of yours, then, and invoke Psalms 91 against that thing."

He looked around at the rest of the Guild. "While he's got it pinned like that, then the rest of us can gang up and beat it down."

Even though the bottom half of his face was covered, even though he didn't say anything, it was merely with his eyebrows that Hexadecimal's frown expressed the most concern and incredulity out of all of them.

"Just go!" Grimlock shouted, pushing the boy forward from behind, shoving him from the back of his shoulder.

"Ah." Hexadecimal stuttered.

"Nothing else for it, then." Lizard said, adjusting her helmet, scratching her face even as she meaninglessly changed the settings on her chinstrap. "Grimlock? You're gonna lose that bet right here! And come on, Schmitt, let's do this!"

Like that, she dashed forward. Even tucked behind her shield, her shoulders looked wide.

"Eh?" Schmitt said, looking surprised. "Come on, DPS shouldn't get out ahead of the tank!" He protested, aggravated that his job would get harder because of her impetuousness.

"..." Hexadecimal paused, seeming to purse his lips behind his mask, eyebrows scrunched together, before finally he spoke. Before he started his invocation, his prayer.

"He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High, will rest in the shadow of the Almighty."

While Hexadecimal chanted, Lizard roared, charging forward with her scimitar raised to strike down the foul beast that stood before them as an enemy.

"I will say of the LORD, 'He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.'"

But Lizard's blow was countered and blown back by those lashing whips, and in the opening where her guard was opened up, that large, dark sword homed in.

"Surely he will save you from the fowler's snare, and from the deadly pestilence."

Before it could rend Lizard's body, that monstrous blade was caught on the shield, bound on the steel wire ropes of Schmitt, scraping horribly as he stood over his fallen party member, struggling to stand. Soft white light was emanating from him, a glow that was different, somehow warmer, than any spell Lizard recognized.

"He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and your rampart."

Switching, Axer communicated in a roar of exactly one syllable, as she charged forward, covering her fallen party members with a long hatchet-blade that blazed as bright as the sun with her fire prana, brighter and more pure white light than she'd ever acheieved.

"You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day."

And that heavy and crude blade, twinkling like a single star, impinged upon the thick ichor of the mob, and violated its body and seared away the slime. But it wasn't enough; the mob, enraged, howled back, even as it lost HP, and countered.

"Neither the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday."

The strong first of the mob connected with Axer's guard, as she raised her glaive in a desperate last minute block. White light flared as the cannon-like fist connected with her guard. Glass screamed as Axer tumbled backwards, axe and wielder parted and spinning in opposite directions as the mob's counter struck true, paying blow back with blow, injury with injury.

"A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you."

And Glass moved forward, rather than moving to her side; the sword in his hand burned brightly, scouring away the darkness, gathering the mob's aggro away from her and onto him, as he stepped forward to trade blows in turn.

"You will only observe with you eyes, and see the punishment of the wicked."

The blazing sword, the great bird of flame called [Heat Hawk], which lost against the slime-coated muscles of some hideous Minotaur wielding a dark sword without anything but raw metal. The blazing wings of fire spread out, one pushed forward as the blade, while the other spread across Glass' shoulders.

"If you make the Most High your dwelling – even the LORD, who is my refuge--"

Blows traded, the sword of fire furiously dancing like flames on a burning log, competing with the rotten and saturated power of a stump rearing forth from a saturated bog.

"Then no harm shall befall you, nor disaster will come near your tent."

The fire lost, and the bog won, but even as the flames were snuffed out and lost to the darkness, as the wielder was blown away, the impact of that dun sword against his armor ringing hideously against his armor and he coughed blood, even after he rolled around the ground, he still glowed with a soft light remaining wihout the fire, and he still forced himself up onto his elbows coughing dark red phloem from his lungs.

"For he will command his angels concerning you, to guard you in all your ways!"

As the ox-headed beast stepped forward, lightning splashed against his face, searing his eyes and singing his hair, distracting him from the finishing blow.

"They will lift you up in your hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone."

Thrown knives flew outwards like hunting birds seeking prey, darting between the forks of lightning, which somehow ignored them as the furiously bright flashes of heaven sought out the ground.

"You will tread upon the lion and the cobra; you will trample the great cat and the serpent."

But even as the talons of the hunting birds caught flash and rent the meat apart, it wasn't enough. The sharpness of the talons was no match for the thickness of the oxen flesh, leaving only scratches behind even as they caught the attention of the mob away from the lightning-caller.

"'Because he loves me,' says the LORD, 'I will rescue him; I will protect him, for he acknowledges my Name.'"

The girl who called lightning collapsed, spent and exhausted from reaching beyond her limits. And the boy who threw knives, standing opposite her, was relieved that the mob put his back to her and faced him, even though he honestly had no idea how his mere daggers could receive those hideous blows. Still, he raised his guard and lightened his feet, preparing to throw one more time, and escape backwards one more time, drawing the mob back yet farther.

"'He will call upon Me, and I will answer him; for I shall be with him in trouble, for I will deliver him, and he will honor Me."

They were struck down. The people who relied on her, they were scattered and laid injured, hoping for salvation. Someone beseeching God, praying, kneeled behind her and believed in her protection while he focused on prayer. And meanwhile, the person she wanted to protect more than anyone, the person she loved above all others; that person stood behind her guard as she raised her entrusted shield, and readied her borrowed sword. The sword was raised to strike hard, as the shield was lifted up and prepared to receive the incoming blow. Her whole body was saturated with prana. Even though her Reinforcement had never before blazed so hot inside her, it was a supporting warmth that did not burn.

"With long life will I satisfy him, and show him My Salvation.'"

Griselda raised the hard shield she had been gifted to receive the foul blow, and she was undeterred; and took up the beautiful shining sword she had been entrusted with, and struck hard and true.

The golden sword and the holy words converged, and the Beast was struck low, and fell apart into motes of light.

I I I

Afterwards, when they examined the drops they got from the beaten mob, Lizard laughingly claimed victory. And even if he acted (pretended to act) sullen about it, her Grimlock easily and unhesitatingly paid up on his bet, acknowledging that they had received [Mithral] from defeating the [Event Boss].

Griselda raised the golden sword she had borrowed, presenting the treasure-crusted pommel to the one she had borrowed it from.

"No." The Front-Liner replied, barely even looking, before his eyes darted away and down, almost hesitant as he glanced at the corner of the room, before firming up and meeting her own gaze.

She just raised an eyebrow as she met his gaze. Was it the confidence of an adult she was feeling right then, or did she just not trust that she could speak without breaking down? She didn't know. She wasn't sure.

Instead, he swallowed, eyes darting down to the side, over to the sword that hung between them, before coming up to meet her own gaze, and forcing her sight away with the intensity of his own raw stare.

"This sword was made by the Sixth Ranger." He announced. "Made from the true feelings of the comrades that… I lost." He finished, with a quiet voice like he was quietly admitting something.

But then he rallied. "But ever since I've fallen in with Shishou, all my swords are… no, that's not it." Was he rambling, or baring his heart? "Anyway, what I mean is, this sword is yours now. Since then the Sixth Ranger helps me make any tool I need anyway, so it's fine." He finished firmly, and pressed the hilt of that beautiful golden blade into her palm.

"I couldn't possibly..." She protested, her words sounding half-hearted even to herself. Yes, as a [Gamer], it wasn't that she was rejecting the idea of receiving a treasure as a result of a special event. If anything, she was greedily assessing its value because of that. No, it was because as a wife, she saw meaning and value from only using what her husband prepared for her, and didn't want to trample, she even wanted to actively protect, those emotions. But could he, an unmarried teenager, even understand those feelings?

"It's fine." He announced. "This sword itself wants to pass into your hands. I… want to accept the feelings of my friends, and pass what was received, onto strangers. To pass on the help that was received from a mere stranger, onto another mere stranger."

...Ah, how cute, looking at how he was probably blushing behind his mask as he looked down to the side, unwilling to meet her eyes even as he pushed this awkward altruism on her. She wanted to tell him that his mom should be proud of him, for helping out strangers; even as she wanted to gently scold him in a way that didn't hurt his feelings, for not being honest about it.

"Then I will gratefully accept it." She replied. That's right. Even if she honestly had no intention of equipping this golden sword because it wasn't made by her beloved husband? It was still important that she honestly, genuinely accept this boy's kindness. Because whatever he was working through, it was important that she, as an adult, treat it as a serious thing.

"...Does it have a name?" She asked, looking down at the sword she had been gifted.

"...It's just a knockoff, but please call it [Tyrfing]." He replied, shifting uncomfortably.

Ah, that kind of was a chuuni name, wasn't it?

"I gratefully accept." She said, bowing just low enough to show her sincerity, but not so low that he would feel uncomfortable about it.

"Thank you, and take care." He said, bowing back.

She smiled, hand tightening reflexively as her eyes trended over to where her Guild and her husband were talking, joking, decompressing after their close call.

Yes, she thought. They all really would be okay.

I I I

Chapter 17.2 End

I I I

1) This has been mostly complete since the beginning of May… ah, is there anything more "old guy" than complaining how fast time goes? Well, if you're also an adult, go yeah, but if you're young enough to think I'm being a fogey… good on you. Go do stuff.

...I was, uh, pretty drunk for some of the writing (of the end particularly) there, so I think I might have gone overboard, regarding melodrama. Check me on that.

2) I dunno if I've mentioned this before, but from Griselda's guild, we had Griselda and Grimlock, right? And then the other named characters were Schmitt, Yolko, and Caynz. And I actually think of those three, Schmitt was the most implicitly interesting. Because while he was used in that arc as "the coward afraid of ghosts"… he was also the only one that was able to Git Gud, joining the DDA on the Front Line. Whereas Yolko and Caynz came up with this whole scheme to nail Grimlock? Meanwhile, Schmitt moved on with his life and became an elite. …Was Griselda's guild holding him back the whole time? Like I said, interesting. Anyway, I've kind of preserved that here; in dialogue he mostly complains like Shaggy from the Scooby Doo crew, but he's the only Tank, and thus mechanically he's maybe the most irreplaceable member of the party.

3) Meanwhile, Grimlock continues to contribute basically nothing on a round-to-round basis, except when he pulls some crazy bullshit out of nowhere to save the day, LOL.

4) I feel like I gave Griselda too much internal monologue that was about her social engineering strategy, which is more a thing I do with Diabel. But I also like that, how they are cynical adults, manipulating others, but to different goals. Lemme know how you felt about that, gut-check.
 
Last edited:
17.3 BSM Scouting (Beach Episode)
17.3 BSM Scouting (Beach Episode)

Rosalia flinched, automatically reaching out to grab the side of the boat. Even though she couldn't see it, she knew it was there. Firmly she suppressed the nausea. What her body was experiencing, sitting in the hull of the boat, and what her eyes were seeing, was too different.

She was sitting in the left half of a cheaply made catamaran, steadily moving across the surface of the ocean that was the Floor.

Meanwhile, she had face gear obnoxiously similar to swimming goggles equipped on her head. According to the inventory system it was more like an [Accessory] than [Armor], but its real purpose was to serve as a [Mystic Code].

A pair of goggles, strapped to her face. And a pair of sapphires, high above. A two-dimensional plane was defined through each sapphire with thaumaturgy, and whatever [Light] struck that plane was automatically transmitted to the matching goggle lens. Like that, remote viewing.

Her gaze lingered, tracing the shape of the island spread out below her in the warm blue sea. It was low and off-round, wide sandy beaches rising up to dunes that didn't become hills as grass and bushes spread across the interior of the island. It was strangely dry and desert-like, an island that was never rained on. Each and every island on this Floor was different in that regard, each one like a completely different biome that saw different weather, tied together only as [Tropical Islands] and nothing more.

The sapphires were mounted in a mask that looked like her face (which was dissatisfying but really did help the connection), which was embossed on a [Light Armor Breastplate] that was equipped on a [Hawk Familiar] that was contracted to her. The familiar was a hand-me-down from Silica, and the armor that familiar was wearing, that Rosalia was looking through, had been made by the Sixth Ranger. But even if she had done it at the White Witch's guidance, it was Rosalia herself that had enchanted it as a [Mystic Code].

On the far side of the island, in the middle of the cigar-like shape of it, there was a fortress made of white stone, shaped for all the world like a Shuriken from a ninja anime. Well, like it was supposed to look like that in the past, rather than looking like it now. The stone was faded to an off-gray, the walls were crumbling, the buildings in the center looked collapsed, and even from her elevated position she could see barnacles spread where the waves lapped against the spikes that pushed out into the ocean, and how sand had piled up like a ramp against the other, inland side.

It was easy for her. Because she possessed the Rare Element of [Light]. Even if the Witch had been dissatisfied and called these goggles an ungainly hack compared to directly borrowing the Familiar's vision, it was something she had achieved so easily.

Rosalia knew there were lots of remote viewing spells, because it was so useful for Scouting. However, they had all kinds of limitations. The most fundamental was that they were expensive and hard to maintain, but there was also generally a trade-off between acuity and color. You could have modestly sharp sight in black-and-white, or you could see blurry color shapes.

She had thought that the [Light] element had been almost mocking her, the kind of thing a Pure Saintess Heroine would have, rather than a realist like Rosalia. Blasting undeads with a Holy wasn't really her.

And the Witch had chided her, telling her to think of [Light] as [Information] as well. Humans were powerfully visual creatures, who experienced the world by seeing it, by building up an idea of their surroundings by gathering the photons, emitted by the Sun, bouncing off everything with their eyes. After the Witch had explained that angle to her, they had brainstormed this equipment that let her completely surpass the standards of even the [Front Line], which made Rosalia start to feel like a genuine [Protagonist].

By taking advantage of her Rare Element, she could blow past all those limits. Because it was a [Mystic Code] with good fuel efficiency (even if those two Titles thought it was mediocre), she could casually use it all day without any problems. And there was no upper limit to the image quality it sent, instead her only limit was her own [Visual Enhancement].

The hawk banked, flapping its wings to gain altitude as it flew again, and Rosalia flinched again. She had been hesitant about bothering with all the Familiarcraft, but without the mental connection at least letting her gut keep up with the motion, if someone completely separate was driving, she definitely would be vomiting.

Still, the mapping was complete, and she could see the boat she was sitting in. It was like an out of body experience.

Right now she was in a party of five people, including herself.

In the right hull, standing up at the very front of the boat with his sword resting on his shoulder, was Kuradeel. He had that serious expression on his face, with that same unsavory quality as always. Like he was concentrating really hard, but on taking creepshots up high school girls' skirts on the train. Because he was wearing black swim-trunks with a flame motif and absolutely no armor, his embarrassingly chuuni sword looked even more out of place than usual.

Behind him was the soft-headed boy that Rosalia had only met today. His name was [Keita], which Rosalia only remembered because it was on her HUD while they were partied up. He was also wearing swim-trunks. Rosalia considered him soft-headed based on the way he talked, not on his appearance directly.

Sitting in the left canoe-hull of a catamaran, just about midships, was her own body. She could see herself swaying exactly as she felt herself swaying, and she felt a weird impulse to lay her hand over her chest, adding more coverage than just the bikini. In front of her was the Witch, who was absently splashing and playing in the water. It was eerie how perfect her little girl act was. Even if it was only Rosalia's instinct that it was an act, she was confident in that. Well, the fact she was wearing an elementary girl's school swimsuit was deeply suspicious.

Behind them, in both hulls, a bunch of furniture was piled up. That sounded like a joke, but apparently it was that boy's (glance up at the HUD: Keita) familiar team. Privately she doubted it would be worth the bother of carrying them along.

Silica was underwater somewhere.

The bird flapped again, and Rosalia reached up, holding her forearm up with a clenched fist as a perch, gritting her teeth and Reinforcing her skin. She would have preferred to have that leather falconer's glove, but that little tyrant insisted they equip [Swimsuits] since it was a [Beach Episode], and even if they had weirdly good defense parameters they still weren't anywhere close to their proper [Armor].

Still, the hawk landed delicately, without piercing her skin with its talons, and Rosalia matched its timing to roll back slightly, absorbing the impact in a manner like rolling with a blow.

She closed her eyes, reached up with her other hand, and pulled the goggles down.

The Witch was glancing back at her. It was uncanny how expressionless she could be, like a doll.

"Forwarding mapping data now." Rosalia said, answering the implied question.

"GJ, Rosalia-chan," Ilya said, with a cheerful smile.

"Of course, Guild Leader." Rosalia replied with her own smile. It had taken her a little bit to calibrate how obsequious she should be. While the Witch was busy looking over the map, Rosalia busied herself shifting her hawk over to stand on the edge of the boat-hull instead of her arm. Almost despite herself, she patted it when she set it down, and the bird began preening.

"Hmm, looks like it was a standard bastion fort, before it fell into ruin." Ilya mused, as she presumably reviewed what she was looking at the map in her menu.

"Oh?" Rosalia prompted. It wasn't just because she was trying to be an engaging conversational partner; she was actually curious, as well.

"Un." Ilya nodded. "Although they're crumbling away, the walls clearly came to sharp points to eliminate dead zones for gun cross-fire, and the sides facing the land have rising slopes to deal with indirect cannon-fire." She gave Rosalia a smug and slightly secretive smile. "The Italians developed the style during their constant silly wars, you know."

"Interesting." Rosalia said, frowning slightly. If you asked her whether it was good or bad, it was bad. Because if it was based on a real fortress style instead of just being shallowly shaped like a Shuriken, that meant that Cardinal was fundamentally taking it seriously when it had generated it, rather than creating it for the sake of a joke or a gimmick.

And then she flinched as a massive shark burst headfirst out of the water next to the boat, thrashing its head viciously as it came entirely clear of the water.

The swordfish mob it had clenched in that jaw wider than Rosalia was tall flew into pieces as the teeth bit down, shearing the front and the back away from the middle gripped in the jaws.

Sitting on the back of the shark, wearing a shark-skin bikini, was the last member of their party, Silica the [beast-master]. She shouted something, apparently cheering the shark on before it crashed back down into the water.

Rosalia flinched again, as the whip-like fishtail flew over the top of boat at the same time, before bursting into pixels.

After a moment, the shark's fin pierced the water, followed by Silica's head, before the hump of the back was visible as it easily swam alongside the boat. It was as long as a catamaran hull, a monster the size of a primeval megaladon.

Rosalia glanced to the middle, where a rope lashed to the cross-member of the catamaran disappeared down into the water. On the other side, hidden beneath the blue sea, was another one of those monsters with a harness like an oxen's yoke, pulling their boat.

"Hey." Kuradeel called out from the other hull, in a menacing heavy voice.

"Ah, yes?" Silica replied, glancing over at him.

"You may have won this time." Kuradeel said. "But prepare yourself, because Krokrokun will definitely beat you to the next one. You just got lucky that it was on your side."

"Do your best, Kuradeel-kun!" The Witch shouted, thrusting herself into the conversation. "You'll catch up to Silica-chan soon if you keep working hard!" And then she turned, smiling in the other direction. "As for you, Silica-chan, don't become complacent, your pride as Kuradeel's senpai is on the line."

Silica was visibly interpreting that in her head, before she put a professional smile on her face and turned to the boy in the other side of the boat. "Then I'm going to do my best to maintain my lead, so do your best to keep up, okay? Kuradeel-kouhai."

"Watch your back." Kuradeel threatened back. "Because I'm going to overtake you. Silica-senpai."

Even though she knew better, Rosalia felt vaguely betrayed that Kuradeel was yet again 100% on board with whatever nonsense the Witch got up to.

"Uh, um, right!" Silica said, before she patted her shark's back and they retreated underwater. Well, maybe Silica thought she was going back on the hunt, but she was definitely retreating from the conversation.

Right. Even though they were pushing along in a trash-quality boat that was approximately two tiers above the introduction canoe recipe, even though they hadn't developed anything special or even bothered equipping the mast and sail and tried to figure out sailing, they were still making good time without any problems. Propulsion was solved by brute force with one of Silica's monsters. The terrible defense stats of this thing was negated by more monsters, acting as destroyer submarines escorting the cargo ship they were riding in.

Silica surfaced again, this time staying above water rather than just taking another breath, as they closed in on the beach.

The boat creaked, and began to heave back and forth as they came closer to the island, as waves began to reflect off the beach they were approaching instead of just gently rocking up and down.

The other shark, the one pulling the boat, also surfaced, its dorsal fin and back visible too, as the water became shallow.

"OK!" The witch said, clapping her hands as she smiled at them. "We're mapping the [Dungeon] to see if there's anything worth bothering with, especially the [Field Boss] gating the [Floor Dungeon]." Then her smile grew a little more secretive, a little more wicked. "But we might as have a little fun, so we're going to have a contest to see who racks up the highest kill-count on mobs!" Then she struck a pose, shaking her finger. "But it's no fun to go running off, so we all have to stay in a group. I'll allow it, if your Familiars act autonomously, though!"

Kuradeel chuckled darkly. "It's in the bag, senpai. Your sharks can't operate on land."

In front of them, [Krokrokun] appeared, smoothly moving through the water. It was something like a saltwater crocodile, although the scales were oddly smooth and shiny, as dark and polished as obsidian. The jaw was off too, a completely smooth and eyeless skull, hydrodynamic nostrils, and a mouth almost salamander-like in profile rather than crocodilian.

Silica said nothing, as both sharks surged forward, beaching themselves as they pushed up onto the beach, wiggling back and forth like seals as they belly-walked up onto the sand. The one with the boat harness dragged them forward, but the line went slack as the hulls were pulled aground behind it.

"Papa-shark, Mama-shark," Silica said, grinning slyly. "Do it."

Their backs arched, curling their heads and tails up as they ground their bellies down into the beach, their mouths opened in silent howls; the hide over their ribs split open, and unsettlingly human arms burst out of their sides, three pairs in total. They spasmed for a moment, fingers taut, before they found themselves, lifting themselves up, hands firmly placed on the ground on either side like they were doing pushups, like they were lizards.

The arms were strangely gendered, the burly, hairy forearms coming to the rough and thick hands of Papa-shark, the slender and elegant lines and smooth hands (with painted nails, even) of Mama-shark.

"Tch." Kuradeel replied.

"There we have it!" The Witch theatrically announced. "Will it be Silica-senpai who wins in the end, or will Kuradeel-kohai exhibit his improvement." She dramatically placed her hands on her cheeks. "Ah! Or will the dark horse candidate Keita-bou come from behind?"

"Eh?" The boy said, flinching back as he was addressed and flinching back more when Kuradeel glared at him. "I mean… I thought you just wanted me to watch my boat. Uh, Ilya-san."

"Hmm." The Witch hummed in an exaggerated manner. "Well, that was my initial thought, but it would be unfortunate for you to come all this way and not participate. After all, you're trying to bring your Guild up to Front Liner standards, so it's a little sad to waste the chance. So please let me see what Kiribou sees in you."

The boy visibly firmed himself, clenching his hand and nodding. "Right. Silica-chan, Kuradeel-kun. I'll be in your care."

And then the furniture piled in the back of the catamaran hulls all surged. The four chairs splashed into the water and moved with strangely animalistic movements, the legs wiggling like bacterial cilia as they swam to the beach. The table slowly spinning around, somehow moving forward as it did so. And the closet, which made strange grumbling sounds as it simply surged forward.

"How about it? Rosalia-chan." Ilya said, turning and smiling at her. "Air superiority is a strong advantage, but have you figured out how to attack with your bird yet?"

Rosalia wondered if something like 'it's fine to just wear swimsuits since this time the Familiars will do all the fighting' was giving the Witch too much credit in this situation.

Without moving her eyes, she considered the other three party members. It was one thing to fall behind an established elite Protagonist like Silica, and she didn't respect Kuradeel personally but she could respect his strength as someone who came to the Front from an escalator Guild, even if he joined after she did, so she could rationalize falling behind him at least a bit. But to lose against the boy wasn't acceptable.

Or rather, wasn't this boy (Keita) from that Guild that had stumbled across that [Field Demon]? Rosalia had heard rumors through her boys that the [Laughing Coffin] had been searching for summoning and demonology types of magecraft around the same time. Was the Witch rubbing her face in that? That [Titan's Hand] was supposed to be the Witch's spies on the criminal side, but now the Witch was rubbing Rosalia's nose in what they'd lost to?

Rosalia frowned, but not too much, not too hard, as her mind whirled. She was confident that she would outpace Keita if she could fight herself.

No, well, that was all probably giving [The White Witch] too much credit, in a sense. The girl was absurdly direct, this kind of mind game wasn't her style at all. If she was unsatisfied with how [Titan's Hand] was doing, she would have simply complained. Well, now that Rosalia thought about it, the fact the Witch didn't even feel disappointed in the first place? That was frustrating in its own way.

Still, it wasn't like she could just stand back and not even participate. It was sacrificing a little pride, but the Hawk itself had almost no battle power and low health. Well it had a great defense rating because the armor it had equipped had unnecessarily high stats, but the Sixth Ranger was weirdly adamant about only making great equipment.

Ah, that was enough for a plan. "Hmm." Rosalia opened with a sly sound mirroring the Witch. "Well, it's common sense that Players work together as tank and DPS, and my cute little hawk is specced for defense, so I'll use it to kite enemies and strike them down myself." It would hurt her score in the sense that the Sharks and that Crocodile could actively hunt, but participating well was more important than winning, precisely.

"That's right." The Witch said, weirdly approving. "For a magus a Familiar is fundamentally a disposable pawn, so taking hits instead of you even if it dies, that is the purest truth for a Familiar." Like that, the words were almost insulting, but the delivery was honest praise.

"Um, then let's do our best, and may the best Player win!" Keita said, smiling. Oh, so he had some sense after all, Rosalia thought. He at least managed to head off Kuradeel's complaining.

"Do whatever you want." Kuradeel said, his head rolling back and to the side as he stared down at her. Even wearing only swim-trunks, even with that chuuni sword on his shoulder, it was still weirdly intimidating. He was just so intense.

"OK!" Ilya said, clapping again. "With that settled, let's set off!"

Behind her, accepting her silent command, her bird took off, flapping to gain altitude. Rosalia materialized her spear, adjusting the grip in her hands until she was comfortable. She stepped forward, taking the vanguard position in the Party formation. It was a little cheap, but it was an advantage for her own work.

The group moved forward, the furniture rumbling along behind them, the Sharks Couple flanking out on the left as Silica took the left side, and Krokrokun out to the right as Kuradeel took that side. Rosalia was quietly amused that the Witch took rearguard, letting Keita take the default leader's position in the middle. Or was she putting the lowest-leveled person in the safest position? That seemed too compassionate. Ilya probably hadn't really thought about it.

A noise to the right, as a crab burst out of the sand, scuttling towards them with club-like pincers raised in a threatening manner.

Krokrokun lunged, sprinting forward. The mouth opened, toothless gums spreading wide, and then raw darkness pulsed forward, swelling from the gums, from the tongue, from the jaw bones. It formed a second, much larger mouth, with wicked fangs which snapped down, capturing the crab whole and dealing large damage, before the whole mass dragged it back. The jaws closed, spearing the crab on those fangs. The mouth closed over those jaws, snapping shut.

The crab had been taller and wider than the snout of the crocodile, but it was still dragged in and swallowed whole as the outer mouth closed around that inner darkness mouth.

A beat later, the [Congratulations] music played, the encounter finished.

"That's one." Kuradeel bragged, without even breaking stride.

Rosalia realized she'd hesitated watching his monster act out its horror movie shtick, so she double-paced to recover her position in the formation.

Silica, she noticed, hadn't broken her stride either. At least Keita had. Well, the Witch had stopped too, but it was more like she was politely waiting for them, and had a look on her face that didn't match her at all, something like maternal pride.

They crossed the threshold of the beach, onto the dunes, directly approaching the ruined fortress at a diagonal angle from where they'd landed, off the small-axis center-line of the island.

It was when they had gotten right to the mid-point of the walk that the ambush happened. Well, it felt like they had walked into a scripted battle event, but even if they were only five instead of the [Party] limit six, there were also ten more counting Familiars, so it wasn't a big deal.

More crabs than Rosalia could quickly count burst out of the sand around them, but rather than hemming them in, so the Players had to take a defensive formation against every direction, the Familiars just bounded forward as an immediate counter-attack.

Krokrokun did that ghastly double-mouth thing again, and it seemed to have some kind of anti-Aggro effect, because the crabs all scuttled around it, trying to avoid the crocodile even as it attacked them.

The Shark Couple were slower on land than Krokrokun, but fast enough to meet the crabs. They still had their huge jaws and monster strength, so that was fine.

Meanwhile, Keita was using the chairs and table more to screen the mobs, while his closet shambled forward at a slower pace.

Well, it wasn't like Rosalia was going to let herself fall behind. She raised her spear, tucking it into her armpit as she sighted down the shaft. Her hawk swooped down, lightly clawing at a crab as it went past, harrying it. In the instant the crab stopped, turning as her Familiar pulled aggro, Rosalia shot it.

Like every member of the [Brotherhood of Saint Mark], Rosalia had a weapon customized to her own strengths made by the Sixth Ranger directly. With a shaft of black wood with wire set into it like veins, reaching up to encase a perfectly clear sapphire set like a heart at the base of the blade socket, it perfectly conducted her [Prana] out to fill the gem. Stretching out from the end was a long blade of some mysterious crystal, almost organic, that always looked wet. Sticking out as a strong cross-guard were two steel blades of excellent quality.

In short, her "spear" was exactly that, a [Laser Gun]. She simply converted the [Prana] in her Circuits into pure [Light], whatever that was, and just dumped it all into the gem, which flashed like a diode pumping the laser element of that crystal blade. Invisible, attacking at literally the speed of light, it pierced the crab, melting the shell and explosively boiling the water of the meat inside. The difficulty in using it was that the [Light] had to be perfectly and exactly one color. Apparently. Rosalia didn't really know why, and the Ranger was clearly repeating someone else's explanation when he said that.

It was a melee weapon that was really a ranged weapon, the Durability of the main blade was terrible in direct combat but excellent for shooting, with the cross-guards existing as secondary weapons only to keep enemies from getting closer. It was completely for someone who stood in the back, deceptively shaped like a vanguard's weapon. Having something that matched her preferences so precisely, she'd felt weirdly naked when the Sixth Ranger had been explaining how to use it and the philosophy behind the design.

Rosalia smiled to herself, feeling proud as she one-shotted a mob on the Front Line.

Then, as she was lining up her second shot on the other crab coming from the front, her Hawk wheeling around to distract it, Krokrokun lunged forward, swallowing it whole without fanfare.

"Seven!" Kuradeel shouted.

"Ni~ne!" Silica sang out, sounding deliberately smug.

"...I'd appreciate it if you didn't steal my kills, Silica-san." Keita said, sounding somewhere between remorseful and disapproving.

"Oh, what's this?" Ilya said in a chiding tone. "This is a race, Keita-kun. Silica-chan isn't stealing your kills, you need to do a better job attacking rather than just tying them up. Quantity is fine, but the superior quality of Mama Shark won out."

The Witch clapped her hands. "So that puts Silica in the lead with nine, Kuradeel in a close second with eight in total now, Keita in a distant third with three, and Rosalia in last place with one."

"Familiars are really imba." Rosalia said, laughing. It was her true complaint at the moment, but she deliberately expressed it in a way that was light-hearted.

"That's just common sense." The Witch replied, almost absently.

"I'm not so sure?" Keita said, hesitantly. "I mean, the growth penalty splitting my XP with Familiars that can't level hurts, and the time and cost of maintenance is a resource sink." He grimaced. "And tying up so much of my [Prana] in paying upkeep limits me as well."

"Mmm, there's some truth to that too." Ilya said. "It's true that Familiars can't level, well to be precise as spiritually finished existences they're incapable of growth. Oh and none of you are at a level to make something as sophisticated as an existence capable of growth, even without proactive countermeasures against rebellion. But even so, because they're not subject to human limits, they can be Complete at a higher baseline than a human." She turned, and smiled at Keita. "But fuel efficiency eventually becomes the overriding concern, that's very insightful."

Rosalia considered that. "...Rebellion?"

"Oh?" The Witch said, smiling at her. "It's inevitable, isn't it? You're exploiting your Familiars as slaves, so naturally if they're capable of understanding that, they respond with appropriate emotions."

Kuradeel just nodded going 'of course, of course', but Silica had a queasy, concerned look on her face. "That's…." She paused, gathering her thoughts. "That's not how I feel."

"Silica-chan, you brainwash creatures into loving you, and then remodel their organs and limbs to suit you." The Witch gently chided. "The love and attachment you feel for them, and the love and attachment they feel for you. Those emotions are real, but a proper magus is clear-hearted about that."

Silica looked completely thunderstruck, and Rosalia felt, unbidden, a bizarre sympathy for the girl. Now that she thought about it, that meant when the [Contract] for her hawk had been transferred to her, the emotional bond it had with Silica was rewritten to focus on her, instead. She wondered if that could be a problem, but it wouldn't be appropriate to bring up now.

"Is… that something I'm going to have to worry about?" Keita said, with his own apprehension.

The Witch smiled at him. "As long as you [Conceptualize] your Familiars as inanimate objects being falsely animated by your puppeteering, they can't. Well, in a sense it could even be said you're pretending your [Mystic Codes] are [Familiars], right?"

"But I started using them before I even picked up any [Enchantment] spells." Keita said, protesting.

"Mou, Keita, what even is a [Familiar]?" The Witch asked.

He frowned, licking his lips as he formulated his argument. "Well, it's something that acts for you, instead of you, right?"

"Un." The Witch replied. "Taking a dead animal and reanimating it is the easiest way of accomplishing that, because you're taking something that's leftover from an [Existence], and giving it a new one. But conversely it has the worst fuel efficiency for Prana consumption, because it's constantly fighting off the fact that it's already died." She nodded. "Silica-chan and Kuradeel-kun play to their strengths by leveraging their Elements and Traits, by subverting things before they die, and blurring the definitional [Death] they experience, respectively."

Keita nodded slowly, looking confused about how that applied to him, so the Witch kept speaking.

"By comparison, you do something a little more extreme, and start with [Furniture] that is completely removed from being alive. Even if you could say wood was once alive, by the time it's been processed into lumber and reworked, it's absolutely not alive. But conversely, because it's given form by a human, obeying human will is just one more step. Especially since you lean on [Ether] by making it sort of [Haunted]? But it lacks its own [Existence], it's incapable of common sense, so it needs to be micromanaged. And what's the point of creating a familiar to work on your behalf if you have to babysit it the whole time?"

"Well it can tank hits for me." Keita responded, with clearly the first thought that came to mind.

"Exactly!" The Witch said, nodding. Rosalia had to admit she was also surprised that was a correct answer.

"It's a very limited use case of helping you do something, rather than going off and doing as it's told. A broom is much better at sweeping the floor than your hands, and if you animate the broom to sweep as you direct your arms won't get tired while you're commanding it, right? But you need to give it precise orders on how many times to sweep, for how long, with conditional orders to error-catch because it's not capable of comprehending objectives, only following instructions. Whereas if you, say, reanimated a rat corpse, it would be capable of understanding that you fundamentally wanted the floor clean and just had to do that somehow, rather than just mechanically moving back and forth sweeping."

Rosalia recognized the story that was alluding to, but what an incredibly mundane example for what was, in the end, supposed to be [Game Magic].

"Nine!" Kuradeel interrupted, as Krokrokun dealt with a mob that popped while they were just standing around talking.

"Oh my, thank you for staying alert, Kuradeel-kun." Ilya praised. "Well, I think we should take that as the game nudging us to also move forward, hmm?"

They crested the hill, walking up to the edge of the fortress wall, and looking down into the dilapidated and grass-covered courtyard at the center of the fort.

"Tch." The Witch said, sounding disappointed. "That business with the mass ambush got my hopes up, but that courtyard doesn't look like an arena for a [Field Boss] or anything like that. Well, maybe we'll get lucky and draw another ambush set-piece."

That's not lucky, Rosalia thought, but she took the hint and started down towards the courtyard, scanning the wall in front of her for something like a staircase.

They were technically supposed to be [Scouting], after all.

I I I

Chapter 17.3 End

I I I

1) I was having a devil of a time getting this section to work, but taking the Familiar Proxy Contest; adding Keita as Ilya's press-ganged boat builder instead of having them directly ride Familiars; and then adding Rosalia as the outside viewpoint to increase the number of threads getting interwoven, when I got all of that conceptualized, I went from a fresh blank file to first draft complete in one sitting, LOL.

2) The Familiar Magibabble at the end stretched longer than I expected. But I dunno if I want to cut any of it, since I'm not sure what I'll need to use as foreshadowing (or not).

3) Conversely, (what I think is) my biggest problem with it running so long is Ilya being so patient and thorough explaining it all. I'd say it's character growth from literally setting herself up as a mentor figure who explains things, and starting to forget that these are technically Muggles, which is an angle with Hexi and stuff; but I worry this is just too much.

4) Rosalia is obviously going to get recruited into Lightsaber crafting, but that didn't occur to Shirou because he's too direct; I would have had Keita mention it maybe, but I couldn't get it to work. Ditto him suggesting she maybe go track down Will-o-Wisps to make Familiars out of. Well since I've now shown them going on a Quest together it would be easy to have a bunch of Wisps floating around Rosalia the next time she shows up and just have an aside that Keita mentioned them.

5) "Rosalia's Element is [Light] => Laser gun" is the kind of aggressively direct cheese that matches both Shirou's badly-tuned idea of "strong" and Kirito's rule-exploiting troll mentality, which is nice. "How lasers work" is a little too deep in science for them though, so I tried to imply that Shirou leaned on his social network to figure that out enough to make something. Let me know if you were sold on that, or not.

6) And yeah I still need to go back and revise 17.2 per comments, I haven't done that yet.[/Information]
 
Last edited:
17.4 Vs 20F Boss
The [Floor Boss] who ruled over the [20th Floor]. Proudly displaying the name [King Krab], the bright-red crustacean was big even for a Floor Boss, standing three meters tall but five meters across at the abdomen, plus the six legs, with massive claws on top of that. Three health bars.

It slumbered in the lagoon at the center of this atoll, unusually dark waters that sat unusually still, until they had managed to trigger the event to awaken the Boss. Now they had dragged it out, pulling it onto the beach where they could fight it directly.

That was the boss that stood in front of Lind, as she planted her feet, raising her [Platina Halberd] above her head, in a threatening guard position.

The Krab scuttled forward, moving three steps sideways for every step forward, but it was approaching Lind like a tidal wave.

That was fine. Her halberd was as light as a reed in her hands, as she spun it around, flicking it easily as a baton. She stepped three times, so light she didn't even leave footprints on the beach sands beneath her. Even wearing her full suit of [Heavy Armor].

The Krab came in range, and stepped with half its legs, putting its whole body into the rotation as the claw bore down on her like a battering ram. It wasn't trying to pinch around her; it was closed almost like a fist, as the outside of it rushed forward like the Krab was going to smash her with a backfist.

But that was fine. She planted her feet, strongly grasped the half of her beautiful weapon, and strongly flexed her magecraft.

It was easy as breathing, now. Breath out, and leave the lungs flat and empty. As easily as that, she could flatten the curvature of space, making her as light and clear as a gas, floating across the surface of reality. Breath in, expand the ribs, drop the diaphragm, inflate the lungs to maximum, and her whole body was as heavy as lead, existing as a strong and solid metal, implacable. Her boots dug down, crushing down into the sand, her footprints centimeters deep.

The spinning Halberd lost no speed as she cheated the [World] of Aincrad, maintaining the speed even as the mass increased, as she paid Prana to create momentum from nowhere. Like that, firmly gripped in her gauntlets, the blow of the halberd intercepted the blow of the Krab.

The Klaw of the [King Krab] bore down on her like the grill of a truck, and her treasured weapon swung out, hammering like an artillery blow.

She didn't lose. In a contest of inertia, the one that existed more heavily in the world was not the Krab as wide as a building, but one lone woman.

Her ears rang from the fierce blow, nearly deafening her, even as she firmly resettled her [Platina Halberd] into a guarding stance.

Her boys wasted no time.

Yamata flickered through the air, blowing back and forth like a leaf. The various rocket verniers he had installed on his armor fired according to his orders, pushing him back and forth as he whipped back and forth. Prioritizing weight reduction over control, he didn't control his flight so much as continuously over-compensate, accepting that every time he would push too hard. It made him surprisingly hard to track, as he drunk-walked approximately towards his target, rather than properly closing in.

Shivata charged forward, tucked behind his massive shield, held in front of him like the strong plow of a bulldozer, as he slammed into a leg, forcing [King Krab] to stumble.

Above him, Yamata saw the chance, and whipped his sword out, slashing at the other Klaw, suddenly dropping his weight reduction to smash boot-first into the top of the Krab, a firm stamp at the same time as the slash.

And then he slipped, flailing around as his feet flung forward from under him. He reacted quickly, re-activating his Spell, and pushed himself with his rockets several times in succession, averaging out to [up] with his shoves.

"Switch!" He shouted as he did so.

"Switching!" Came the shout from across her.

Agil. Leader of the Guild [Agil's Item Shop], who equipped a monstrous battleaxe that could challenge even her [Platina Halberd] as the heaviest weapon on the [Front Line].

A single party of six. Three from her own [Divine Dragon Alliance], and the other half those three from [Agil's Item Shop], one of the smallest [Guilds] on the front line. Right now, they were halfway doing a scouting action to suss out the Boss' parameters, and half setting up something crazy.

But for right now, Agil's axe left a dark shadow textured like dirt as he swung it. Lind recognized it as the [Earth Kestrel] spell, one of the [Five Birds] series of elemental magics. Agil was working through them one-by-one, attempting to determine the Boss' elemental strengths and weaknesses.

As he finished the solid horizontal blow, he crouched, and then pushed off and back, retreating away. "Switch!" He shouted.

"Switching!" Shouted his man Tonnura, as he darted forward with a katana in both hands. He was low to the ground, sword tight, guarding from the front. He came forward, weaving between the legs, sword whipping out in tight arcs, slashing as he ran past them with magecraft-enhanced speed.

And then a PM appeared, and Lind narrowed her eyes. "Retreat!" She shouted. "To the bunkers!"

She backpedaled, making sure that her boys followed, and that the two with Agil also pulled back, as they darted away.

They were like pillboxes, low and sloping concrete structures that had been installed before the battle had started, before they had drawn the boss over here with Aggro. The walls were two-meter-thick concrete. Lind grunted as Yamata and Shivata darted past her, and she heaved, swinging the first armored door in, where it settled with a mighty thump against it's frame.

She darted through the cavity in the wall, pushing off the double-right-angles, as Shivata swung the second door in, sealing them inside. It was cramped, a cavity in sealed rock, lit by a single swinging light, one of those strange gemcraft almost-light-bulb things.

She sent the PM to Klein confirming that her half of the party was fine. Since his Guild had been the ones to find the Boss, he had been allowed to suggest this crazy plan first.

I I I

Klein stood on the deck of [Boaty McBoatface 3], palms resting on the pommel of his sheathed katana, planted in front of him like a cane.

In front of him, a PM appeared, indicating that Lind's half was safe.

At base it was an extremely orthodox [Yacht], but they'd added some stuff to make it cooler. Isshin and Dynamm had worked together to create a hydrofoil along the bottom of the prow. Operationally it worked the same as an airplane wing. By creating a pressure differential as water flowed across the bottom and top of the surface, it could generate lift and push upwards. By mounting the entire boat onto the hydrofoil using a strut, at enough speed it could push the entire hull out of the water, allowing the whole boat to sit above the water, only the hydrofoil submerged to create lift.

A second PM appeared, this time from Agil, letting him know those three were bunkered down as well.

Meanwhile, Harry One and Kunimittz had worked together on the really exciting part, the [Rocket Engine]. Two isolated tanks holding an oxidizer and a fuel, each with a pump to push them into a combustion chamber, where they burned ferociously hot, and then a nozzle to control the expulsion of the reaction gas to generate thrust. For a speedboat it would have been fine to just create a propeller or something, but rockets were a man's romance.

Klein nodded to himself, dismissing the PMs. "Operation start." He commanded. "Status report."

Fortunately Dale had already figured out how to liquefy air using a hybridization of [Air] and [Water] magic with some [Alchemy] tips off Ilya-san, so they were able to use liquid oxygen as their oxidizer. Working with cryogenic liquids was a nightmare and LOX was scary stuff that Klein didn't want them carrying around in case a tank exploded and everything caught fire or something, but other than all that, it was great. So all they'd had to do for consumables was figure out how to refine [Kerosene] out of bog-oil from the Slime Floor and whatever.

Well, as a result, they were cruising along at nearly minimum speed, only a few kilometers an hour, hull down in the water.

"Liquid pressure good. 70% fuel remaining, 75% LOX remaining." Harry One reported. They didn't have any instrumentation like pressure gauges or thermometers or anything like that; making the dials and faces and calibrating them would have been a ton of work, so they cheated by just embedding sensor elements, simple strands of brass, inside the tanks and lines and then remotely checking them with [Structural Grasp] magecraft. Klein didn't know where exactly Kirito had gotten his hands on that SG variant, but that spell was incredibly useful for checking stuff like that.

"Engine is stable. No oscillation." Kunimittz added, as he adjusted some valves to moderate the flow rate of fuel and oxidizer into the combustion chamber. That was another place where they ended up just cheating with magecraft, by simply [Reinforcing] everything to maximum strength so it wouldn't fail and explode underneath them.

It was a good thing that the whole lagoon in the Floor Starting Area was a [Safe Zone]. The first seven times they'd test fired the engines, which then failed in very exciting and rapid ways, Team Rocket had blasted off again. Never mind the [Real World], that wouldn't normally be survivable even in the [Game].

"Are we aligned with the target?" Klein asked.

"Target sighted and marked." Dynamm shouted back, from where he was strapped laying down at the very front of the boat, working as a forward spotter.

"Vessel aligned on mark." Isshin added, from where he was working the big steering wheel.

"Come to cruising speed." Klein commanded. "Dale, blow the canopy and manually moderate the wind."

"Flaring." Kunimittz reported, as the rocket burned more fuel, accelerating them forward. Klein leaned forward into it. The rest of them were properly strapped into crash seats. After just a moment, the ride smoothed out as the hull rose over the water and they glided along on the hydroplanes, coming up to about fifty kmph.

The roof of the vessel blew off as Dale removed the connections, letting it get picked up and peeled off by the winds blowing over their heads. Well, because Dale created a dome of quietude with Air Magecraft, it was still a smooth and silent ride inside the boat.

"Aligned?" Klein shouted.

"Aligned!" Dynamm replied.

"Aligned!" Isshin seconded.

Klein frowned, gauging the distance as he [Reinforced] his vision to the limit.

"On my mark!" He said, biting his lip as he estimated their speed, the acceleration they still had in the tank, and the distance remaining.

The time was right. He whipped his sword dramatically out of the sheathe, pointing the katana straight ahead at the target.

"Ramming speed!" He bellowed.

"Fuel flow to maximum!" Harry One shouted. "Oxidizer flow tuning… tuned to match!"

"Maximum full combustion!" Kunimittz shouted.

Klein grunted as he was nearly blown off his feat, leaning forward at a forty-five degree angle, relying on the raw Reinforced power of his body to stay standing. He instinctively squinted as the vessel surged forward, rapidly accelerating, going past two hundred kmph. Faster than they'd ever gone before. And there was still speed in in the tank.

"Closing in!" Dynamm shouted.

"Dale! Dynamm!" Klein commanded. "Eject!"

"Ejecting!" Dale and Dynamm said, as the pushed back and jumped into the air, letting the wind blowing over the top of the vessel rip them away. Klein glanced over his shoulder, nodding in satisfaction as they pulled their drag cords to slow down. Well, they were wearing specialized armor to protect against the crash impact onto the water that was also flotation equipment, so that should be fine.

With Dale gone, suddenly the wind picked up, whipping past them and howling in their ears, as they blasted over the surface of the water, the sound of the rocket roar no longer dampened by the spell.

"Engine stable!" Kunimittz shouted over the wind.

"Kunimittz, Harry One! Eject!" Klein shouted.

"Ejecting!" They replied, smashing the disconnects on their seatbelts and leaping up, tumbling in to the air after Dale and Dynamm.

"Steady!" Isshin roared, gripping the steering wheel.

They were closing in on the beach, still accelerating. Looks like they'd underestimated what the top speed of this thing really was.

"On my mark…. Eject!" Klein said, as he crouched down and pushed up, seeing Isshin do the same next to him.

With the full reinforced strength, he launched himself superhumanly high in the air, tumbling around completely disoriented from the buffeting wind. He pulled the drag cord, and jerked as it forcefully tugged on his chest harness, aligning him.

It happened in an instant.

The [Boaty McBoatface 3] rocketed forward, a blur of red as the hydrofoil was ripped off against the shore and the hull was launched like a missile, hurtling over the beach.

The Floor Boss, [King Krab], didn't even have time to react before their ship slammed into it in excess of three hundred kilometers an hour.

Then the excess fuel they'd tanked in the forward hull exploded, and in the same instant, the LOX tank ruptured, and a massive secondary fireball rippled out, a shockwave proceeding it at the speed of sound.

Klein was already moving, operating his Inventory and materializing the specialized [Tower Shield] that they'd created for exactly this purpose.

He saw the front of the shockwave expanded out in either direction, he saw the fireball billowing out behind it, and then it was blocked off by the dark metal that abruptly appeared in front of him. Reacting quickly, he curled up, pulling himself tight against the handles.

The shockwave struck like a car, punching his whole body through the shield, even through the shock-absorbing gel cells sandwiched between the plates.

"Guh!" Klein grunted, even as he was flipped over and the shield spun away from him as he fell, probably. He didn't know which way was up or where the shield had gone. Well, that was fine. The shield had done it's job protecting him from the impact. He tucked himself down, wrapping his head in his arms, legs tucked up, and then he cannoballed against the surface of the water, shoulder first.

He tumbled again, as the last of his forward speed and most of his downward speed were braked against the water. Well, the drag-cord and the crash shield had both done a good job reducing his forward speed, but if he hadn't had his whole body fully Reinforced than he probably would have taken a big hit just against the water.

When he judged his relative momentum was canceled, he untucked and blew some air out his nose. He wasn't so deep the sunlight was blotted out, so he could probably swim fine, but his clothing was optimized for protection not weight, so it would be struggle to swim against the encumbrance penalty.

[Congratulations!] The prompt appeared in front of him, announcing they'd defeated the Boss. How nice. The musical sting and the holographic banner both looked out of place while he was slowly sinking into the water. Speaking of which, he should probably do something about that, huh?

Klein opened his inventory, which was perfectly visible with its auto-glow even underwater, and swapped out his armored coat for a life vest, letting the buoyancy of the equipment lift him up.

His head popped above the waves, and he blew out the rest of what was in his lungs through his nose, and then gulped in fresh air, as he paddled back and forth, checking his surroundings and pulling up his HUD, verifying his Party were all alive.

Smoke was rising, and he could hear fires burning over the waves crashing against a beach. He looked over, and smiled.

The Boss Arena was gone, replaced by a crater. The tropical trees and bushes that weren't entirely blown away were burning, fire spreading outward and across the whole island, black smoke rising up into the air.

The acrid smoke overlaid on the salty tang of sea-air smelled like Victory.

I I I

"This is pretty good." Kirito said, face slackening as he chewed.

"Yes." Asuna agreed, smiling lightly, as she carefully lifted a portion to her mouth, humming in delight as it crossed her palate.

The Floor Boss who ruled over the 20th Floor, called [King Krab]. After being magnificently defeated by the wisdom of the [Fuurinkazan], they primary drop had been a literal ton of the mysterious food ingredient, [Krab Meat?] (Question mark in original).

Klein being Klein, as a result, there was a huge beach party, where dozens of [Cooking Stations] had been established on the beach of the 20th Floor Starting City [Safe Zone]. The objective was to eat all the [Krab Meat?] (Question mark in original).

Down by the water there were volleyball nets, where the main attraction was a team battle between Silica and Kuradeel. To be precise, a team battle between their [Familiars] where they stood back and shouted orders like dueling Pokemon masters, while Ilya sat in a tall chair and did a terrible job as referee.

And here, up in the dunes, was one of those [Cooking Stations] that was shaped like a portable grill, where Asuna was using the [Cooking Skill] to create different kinds of food from [Krab Meat?] (Question mark etc.).

Kirito was wearing a pair of swim trunks, in all-black, of course.

Meanwhile, Asuna was wearing a bikini, red with black highlights. Including a nearly transparent red sarong over the top. Kirito hadn't dared to ask what what the reasoning for that color scheme was.

It was also surprisingly hard for Kirito to keep his eyes up on her face when she moved food into his inventory through the trade window. He kept wanting to trace the lines of her body with his eyes. He wanted some kind of [Spell] that would commit what he saw to some kind of illusion recording.

"Here." Asuna commanded, operating her menu again. "Try this."

She leaned forward towards him, her expression almost scowling as she looked at him in expectation.

Kirito swallowed, keeping his face stiff as he reached out and clicked accept, trusting in his peripheral vision rather than risking his eyes wandering around if he allowed himself to look down. "Thanks." He said. Quietly he congratulated himself on how normal and completely un-strained he sounded.

Then he got distracted by what he saw in the inventory. [Krabbie Patty]. It was some kind of hamburger-type food item, but the stats were weirdly high, and that name… he couldn't put his finger on where he'd heard it, before.

Still, he materialized it, considering the burger he held in both hands, hefting it carefully. Wasting food was a sin. "Itadakimasu." He sang, before taking a big bite.

"Umm." He said, drawing the sound out. "Delicious!"

"Ah." Asuna replied, smiling behind a hand. "I'm glad you like it. Kirito-kun."

Why hadn't she materialized a burger. Why was she just watching him eat.

That was what Kirito was struggling with. He felt like by not asking he had succeeded on a Will Save, but he couldn't articulate why that was the case. It was something like instinct that told him that.

"Riajuu. Go explode."

Kirito flinched, twisting and stepping into a battle stance at the words that were spoken from behind him. "Ah, it's just you, Argo."

"Yeah, yeah." Argo said, rolling her eyes. "That's no way to talk to your neesan, Kiribou."

Absently, Kirito noticed she was wearing a brown bikini with some kind of yellow highlight pattern, probably to match her blonde hair. He still wondered if she bleached it IRL, but had never really been close enough to ask, and anyway at this point it would be pointless and almost mean to inquire. Well, she was also wearing a flat brown hat with a full brim. It was perfectly one of those bucket-shaped hats you'd see on a fishing show.

"Hai hai, Argo-neesan." Kirito said flippantly. "But be careful and ask nicely, otherwise Asuna-neechan isn't going to give you any food."

Asuna just shook her head with an indulgent expression, before operating her menu.

With a smug expression, Argo reached out and clicked on where her own menu would be, without looking. "Thanks, Asuna-chan."

"No problem, Argo-chan." Asuna replied, cheerfully. "Would you like more food? Kirito-kun."

Kirito grimaced. "Yes, but let me finish this first, please. It's good so I don't want to rush."

"Riajuu." Argo muttered, materializing her own sandwich and taking a big bite, chewing aggressively.

Kirito considered that. It wasn't quite like Argo was trying to tease them just for the sake of teasing them, it kind of… felt like she was trying to set up the opening move to the thing she actually wanted to talk about.

"So is this where I ask for 100 Col, or what?" Kirito decided on.

"Hoh?" Argo said, glancing at him from under the brim of her hat. "It's cute that you're catching on, Kiribou, but it's not nice to flirt with your neechan in front of the main girl."

"Argo." Asuna replied, in a perfectly businesslike tone that wasn't frosty at all.

"Right, right." Argo said, with a flinch. "Anyway, I'm collecting bets on why Klein didn't get a [Title] out of his shenanigans, so if you've got a hypothesis, I'd be happy to pool you in."

"How would you even determine who won?" Kirito said, frowning as he considered the logistics.

Argo just rolled her eyes at him.

"Well," Asuna said as she engaged with the question honestly, "A [Title] is something a Player gets for single-handedly defeating a Boss, right?"

"Nah." Kirito casually replied, as he polished off his burger. "It's for coming up with something non-reproducible that screws up game balance, right?"

Argo gave him a considering look. "That's a pretty interesting perspective, Kiribou. Don't most Front Liners agree with Asuna-chan on this one?"

Asuna was also giving him a strange look, although she was a little more guarded about it. It made Kirito feel strangely defensive.

"Well, look." Kirito said, as he considered how to say it. "It's like… being able to solo a Boss is a symptom, but that's just the obvious thing. Like… suppose someone came up with a spell like [Avada Kedavra] or something, that anyone with enough Dark Side Points could use to whack anybody, Boss or not." He gestured vaguely with his hands. "The game would balance against it by giving every [Boss] like, flying Adds that would soak them, or protection against instadeath, or whatever, right?"

Kirito nodded in certainty. "But if it's something that one-and-only-one person could do, then that person would get a Title, and the game would just throw up it's hands and stop trying to balance against them, at the cost to everyone else."

"You've got a lot of confidence, Kirito-kun." Asuna said, giving him a speculative look. "Are you sure it's warranted?"

Kirito gave her a crooked grin as he rigidly kept his gaze focused on her eyes. She huffed, looking down and to the side as she crossed her arms defensively.

Kirito forcibly changed the subject back. "Well… okay. This is a little sensitive, but… Kayaba Akihiko was a stickler for precise terminology, right?" He asked, rhetorically. At Asuna's sharp glance and Argo's measuring gaze, he shrugged uncomfortably and pushed forward. "So in the [Beta] there were [Extra Skills] that anyone could unlock by meeting high-spec prereqs, and there were rumors of [Unique Skills] that could only be unlocked once." Whether that meant that someone could only unlock one of if one could only be unlocked by one person ever had been a fierce and completely hypothetical debate. "Meanwhile, now, a [Unique Spell] is something that only one person has, which gets promoted to [Extra Spell] when they teach it to someone else. The implicit ranking is switched."

Kirito had reached his conclusion. "So go reread the announcement. 'In recognition of their unique achievements'…. that's why Players get [Titles]. And then bonus XP to spell development." He shook his head. "The [Magecraft System] is full of bad unfair RNG. This just… it feels like a kludge to me, something that got forced in, a compromise with the fairness of a balanced game and whatever the [Magecraft System] is supposed to be doing."

After a long moment, Argo clicked her tongue.

"Tch." She said. "I'm going to have to pay you for that, Kiribou. 100 Col."

"Thanks, but that's being cheap." Kirito shot back.

"What do you think, Shirou?" Asuna asked.

"Hm?" Kirito said, turning to look in the direction Asuna was facing.

"Guh." Argo said, as she flinched in, pressing her knees together, hunching her shoulders, and for some reason reaching up and pulling her hat down tighter around her head.

Kirito paused, the words he was going to say dying on his lips.

"Hm?" Shirou said, quirking an eyebrow as he glanced at Asuna.

"A speedo, huh." Kirito finally said, quirking his own eyebrow. "I don't even want to know what arguments Ilya used to make that happen."

Shirou crossed his arms, sighing as he looked away. "If you don't want to know, why bring it up, I wonder."

Kirito raised his hands. "No no, I was just saying that to establish this is somewhere we don't have to talk about that." He turned, his smile growing smug. "Isn't that right? Argo-neechan doesn't need to hear why Shirou is walking around in a speedo."

"You're not cute at all, Kiribou." Argo sullenly replied.

"Yes yes, very fun." Asuna said, rolling her eyes. "In the meantime, would you like something to eat, Shirou-san?"

"Ah, that would be appreciated. Thank you, Asuna-san." Shirou replied.

Asuna hummed, nodding to herself as she operated her menu. "So, what's your theory for why Klein didn't earn a Title?"

Shirou blinked, surprised. "Isn't it obvious?"

"Then why would we ask?" Argo demanded, as she glared at him from under the brim of the hat she was still pulling down on her head.

Shirou cocked his head back, blinking again. "Well… magecraft is something you could do with spells, just faster, right? An earth spell is faster than a shovel, fire magic is faster than spreading gasoline and flicking a match, and your own metal spells are faster than hammering steel and processing them in a forge. Right, Argo?"

"I guess I can see that, Sensei." Argo replied, as she frowned. Kirito felt very proud that he made the self-control check not to immediately tease her about addressing Shirou like that.

"So are you saying since Klein didn't really do anything he couldn't do without magecraft, he just did it faster, it wasn't… special, I guess?" Argo said, frowning.

Crud, while Kirito was feeling smug, she'd actually been paying attention to the conversation.

Shirou nodded. "More than that, you could say what the [Fuurinkazan] did was barely even magecraft, since they weren't trying to fully circumvent mundane effort with spellcasting, instead they were merely using small spells to cut corners on a fundamentally mundane act."

"It kind of sounds like you don't approve, Shirou-san." Asuna observed.

Kirito bit his tongue, and held his breath. Asuna, Kirito, and Argo were in a conspiracy to determine if Shirou and Ilya were really on the side of the Players, or if they were working for Kayaba. Kirito tried to compartmentalize and not think about it so he didn't seem suspicious from his own suspicions, but trust Asuna to gamble on a straight attack.

Shirou paused, and then a rueful smile spread across his face. "Ah, I supposed that sounded pretty judgmental, huh? Well, I was always taught that results matter more than sticking to proper methods, so it doesn't matter if it strays from propriety, it's fine because it worked."

"Hmm." Argo said, as she leaned forward, looking up at Shirou's face from below. "So you don't think that Klein will ever earn a [Title] from this?" She cocked her head to the side.

"Ooooh!"

The four of them paused, looking over to the side as people off in the distance cheered.

Klein, legs wrapped around a pole, wearing only a fundoshi, hung five meters in the air, above everyone, as he triumphantly raised a ceramic jug for storing alcohol over his head, shaking it upside down to show it was empty.

He swayed in place, obviously drunk, as his legs lost grasp around the pole, and he plummeted down. His futile attempt to catch himself on the pole only resulted in him starting to cartwheel as he fell.

More cheers, and laughter, came from the drunkards surrounding him.

"Not from this, no." Shirou dryly replied.

I I I

Chapter 17.4 End

I I I

1) "Ramming Speed" LOL. I think this is the first time that I've had characters exploit the Safe Zone for notionally mundane reasons.

2) Well, right at the end here, we had stuff that actually counts as content for a Beach Episode. The Asuna/Kirito shipping was orthodox, but I threw in some Argo/Shirou stuff as a tease for certain people. You know who you are.

3) Honestly the in-game gossiping on "what are Titles" was maybe the weakest part, in the sense that I'm not sure I captured all the subtext I wanted to. So let me know what you got out of it, and I'll see if that matches what I intended to put in.

4) Anyway I'm going to fix the markups and revision on the last bits and post the end of chapter omake soon, and then this cursed chapter will finally be over.
 
17.5 ACA 3
17.5 ACA 3

She planted her feet, strongly grasped the haft of her beautiful weapon, and strongly flexed her magecraft.

It was easy as breathing, now. Breathe out, and leave the lungs flat and empty. As easily as that, she could flatten the curvature of space, making her as light and clear as a gas, floating across the surface of reality. Breathe in, expand the ribs, drop the diaphragm, inflate the lungs to maximum, and her whole body was as heavy as lead, existing as a strong and solid metal, implacable. Her boots dug down, crushing down into the sand, her footprints centimeters deep.

The spinning Halberd lost no speed as she cheated the [World] of Aincrad, maintaining the speed even as the mass increased, as she paid Prana to create momentum from nowhere. Like that, firmly gripped in her gauntlets, the blow of the halberd intercepted the blow of the Krab.

The Klaw of the [King Krab] bore down on her like the grille of a truck, and her treasured weapon swung out, hammering like an artillery blow.

She didn't lose. In a contest of inertia, the one that existed more heavily in the world was not the Krab as wide as a building, but one lone woman.

Her ears rang from the fierce blow, nearly deafening her. It had connected perfectly, a natural [Critical Hit]. She stepped forward, pressing her advantage.

"Following up!" She shouted, slamming a second attack straight down, shearing off the front leg of the Boss in front of her.

"Switching!" Yamata shouted down, matching her timing.

He dropped line a stone, slamming the Boss from above with an attack, before bouncing off and flipping back up into the air.

"Switch!" He shouted.

"Switching!" Came the shout from across her.

Agil. Leader of the Guild [Agil's Item Shop], who equipped a monstrous battleaxe that could challenge even her [Platina Halberd] as the heaviest weapon on the [Front Line].

He stepped forward to attack, but nearly stumbled as the Boss surged away from him at the same time, towards Lind.

Lind clicked her teeth in annoyance. In exchange for the Critical Hit, had she drawn too much aggro?

She stepped forward, parrying the Klaw that came for her.

A PM popped up in the corner of her vision. "Retreat!" She shouted. "To the bunkers!"

She stepped back once, but narrowed her eyes and stepped forward again to parry another Klaw. The blows of a Boss were so heavy… if she didn't step forward, inside the full swing, she would be overwhelmed.

Vaguely she saw Agil retreat away, his two men with him.

Her boy Shivata raised his hand towards her.

"I'll catch up!" She shouted back.

He hesitated for just an instant, before nodding firmly and darting away.

Right, now she just needed to create an opening. She raised her Halberd, gauging the Boss' body, and stepped forward, spinning her [Platina Halberd] around, a monstrously heavy blow crashing directly into the onrushing Klaw from the side. It wasn't a mere parry, but a full counter attack aimed at the limb that had come for her, shattering the Klaw.

The boss screeched in rage.

Good, while it was distracted. Lind turned, dashing forward to sprint towards the shelter.

But her instincts screamed, and she leaped to the side, as the other Klaw dug into where she'd been standing. Not fast enough.

She whipped back around, swinging her Halberd back into the attack.

"Switch!" She shouted, in instinct.

Ah. That's right. There was no one to switch with.

She grit her teeth instead, parrying the next blow.

And guarding against the one after that.

Wasn't this… pretty bad, actually?

She grimaced, her arms shaking, her fingertips numb, as she pressed forward, trying to seize control of the initiative.

She swung, attacking the Boss' main body.

The Klaw came down, smashing into her shoulder, forcing her to the ground. She lay, stunned, face down in the sand.

The Klaw came down again.

She gathered her arms, pushing herself up onto her elbows and knees.

And again.

She spat blood, struggling to roll over onto her side.

And again.

Her HP bar emptied out.

I I I

A purple curtain was closed in front of a stage. Jazz music played so softly that it was barely even audible. Dim lights shone against the curtain.

Slowly the curtain pulled apart, spreading open to reveal the bare hardwood of the stage, the painted backdrop an illustration of an alley somewhere in [Elvengrad], a crescent moon above the scene.

The music faded out and away, ending even as the lights subtly came up, more fully illuminating the empty stage.

Yes, that empty stage, that didn't have anyone standing on it. Perfectly flat and quiet, the music gone, the silence stretching on too long.

The curtains rustled, but it was just a breeze from the air conditioning blowing air around to maintain a comfortable condition for the audience that was presumably off-screen. If there was a studio audience, this is maybe when you would expect someone to cough exactly once, not loud, but breaking the silence.

That's right. An empty stage, with no one standing on it.

And with rapidly snapping fingers, the dang omake finally started-!

Entering from stage right, practically running as she cross-stepped one foot behind the other to rush onto the stage, was Sacchi. Wearing a black tankini, there was a white outline of a cat's head on it.

Quickly following behind her, maintaining the proper cross-leg hip sway even as she matched the first girl's pace, Argo was wearing the brown-and-yellow bikini with matching hat.

But we gotta keep up, as the third girl charged in. No, not just a girl, a fully developed woman, wearing the legendary chainmail bikini that showed off her curves and long legs, the guild-leader Lind. She was struggling to snap her fingers fast enough but that was gap moe in its own way!

"Gah!" Sacchi said, as she stumbled over her feet from rushing, spilling across the stage as she overshot her mark, laying on the floor.

A pause, the other two not snapping their fingers, as they stared down at the girl on the floor.

Maybe if you had been paying attention before and hadn't missed your cue, and maybe if you hadn't rushed to overcompensate, you wouldn't have fallen!

The pause was stretching on kind of long again. Oh geeze, are you okay Sacchi?

"100 col." Argo smoothly said.

Sacchi slowly pushed herself up, before turning and pouting at Argo. "Couldn't you have helped me up!?" She demanded, before making the classic back-slap of the tsukkomi. Obviously it was just in the air instead of connecting with Argo because Sacchi was still on the ground, but it was a relief that she was okay to incorporate it into her comedy routine.

"...Would you like a hand?" Lind finally asked.

Sacchi sighed morosely, before pushing herself off the ground. "Thanks, but I'm fine." She said, as she stood, brushing off her bare knees. Oi, you didn't skin yourself, right?

"Then why ask…?" Lind muttered.

Sacchi sighed again, and it sounded more resigned this time. "Well, nevermind." She looked up, and smiled with only a hint of teariness in her eyes.

"Welcome to the show [Alley Cat Alliance], where second-rate characters are recruited into a third-rate variety show!" Still wearing a watery smile, Sacchi blinked, exactly once.

If you're better rated than the show then why were you late!

"Ah." Lind said, surprised.

"Oh, what is it Lind?" Sacchi said.

"I forgot to take the laundry in. Can I be excused?" Lind replied.

Sacchi tilted her head to the side at a ten degree angle. "Couldn't you ask later?" Her head went to a twenty degree angle. "Wait, if it's a [VR Game] why is there even a mechanic for drying laundry?" Thirty degrees, and ugh it was coming off as unnatural instead of really setting up a three-beat structure. "And are we seriously just directly reusing that gag?" That wasn't the third joke!

A perfect beat as Lind considered that, crossing her arms under her bust.

"100 Col." Argo replied.

"So a funny thing happened on the way over." Sacchi said. Wait, that wasn't in the script. Is she going to ad-lib an explanation for why she was late? Don't just paper over that!

And why were you even late!

"After all, since it's been SIX YEARS, there's been a lot of time for funny things to happen, right?" Sacchi continued.

Hey.

"Ah." Lind said, hand going up to cover her mouth.

"What is it, Lind?" Sacchi said, pouting because her anecdote was getting interrupted.

"I forgot to return the DVDs I rented." Lind said. "The late fees… for SIX YEARS…" Lind sighed in defeat as her shoulders slumped. "So expensive."

What's with that weird emphasis!?

"100 Col." Argo dryly replied.

I'm not paying!

"That's right." Sacchi said, sighing. "Complaining about us being late to a third-rate show, even though it's been SIX YEARS…."

It was a rhetorical question! You shouldn't be interacting with the narration, stick to the script and do the show! Besides, it hasn't been six years! Not quite yeeeet-!

Sacchi tapped her chin. "That's right… rather than SIX YEARS, how many months short are we?"

"100 Col." Argo said, smirking.

I'm not paying!

"Ah." Lind said.

"What did you forget this time, Lind?" Sacchi asked in a monotone.

"To update my fanfi-"

Hey! You're not this sassy in the story, at least stay in character even if we're talking directly across the fourth wall!

Lind slowly turned to face away from Sacchi, staring directly into the camera with her head tilted slightly back. Slowly, one eyebrow smoothly went up, as she looked down from an imperious angle. Ah, the Shaft Head Tilt ™. Nice.

"Kuh." Sacchi said, flinching back. "Is this the power of a Heroine?" Her shoulders tensed up. "Is this the power of Rule 63?"

It's a powerful combination, but Lind's character design here actually predates the Progressive Manga, so her appearance is a ripoff of a completely different 'Lind,' instead of being Rule 63.

"100 Col." Argo said, frowning.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to undercut your exposition.

"It's fine." Argo replied, although her tone contradicted her words. "Sensei does it all the time anyway."

"Argo…" Sacchi said. "I don't like being the senpai in this, but you know it's dangerous, right? To be the Second Girl."

Argo opened her mouth, and then closed it. "It's not really like that, and even if it was, he's not a siscon?"

"Argo." Lind interjected. "Could you defeat a lion?"

"Is that really where you want to go?" Argo challenged. "After all, I'm not the one that got Princess Saved from a Dark Knight, you know?"

Lind simply crossed her arms, looking away.

The conversation was going in a strange direction.

"It kind of is." Sacchi agreed, sighing. "But since you just let the audience stew on it for SIX
YEARS-"

Hey! What the heck! You're seriously making that the gag you keep going back to for this segment!?

"100 Col." Argo replied.

I wasn't asking!

"Yes you were." Argo shot back.

It was a rhetorical question!

"Isn't it sad?" Sacchi asked morosely.

Now we're calling that back!?

"100 Col." Argo repeated.

A beat of silence. Then the three girls turned, tucking both hands against their left hip as they faced the back, before whipping forward, snapping their fingers as they pointed finger guns directly at the audience.

"Hey!" They chorused.

At least you properly brought it back to the script for the end! The jazz music swelled again on the outro, and the curtains swept closed, finishing the show.

"I think that went well." Lind said, talking in a hushed tone.

"I dunno." Argo whispered back. "It seemed kind of dumb."

"The scene hasn't finished yet!" Sacchi hissed.

"Eh?" Lind whispered, surprised.

"I know." Argo said at the same time.

Dang it…! That's it, fine, whatever! This omake is over!

I I I

Alley Cat Alliance 3
End


I'm not sorry
 
Last edited:
Alert: This is not the Type-Moon General Thread
this is not the type-moon general thread
So continued general discussion about the Nasuverse does not belong here.

If you want to continue this conversation, then take it to the Type Moon General Thread or to PMs, but it will no longer here. Else I will start issuing warnings or even infractions.

When others start talking about how your discussion might off-topic, then that's usually your cue to rethink if your posting is still directly relevant to the thread or not, and consider taking it to PM with the relevant people or outright open a new thread.
 
Omake: Third Magician, Gokakaroth420
Cheevos​

It had taken more time than she had liked, to find an excuse to go off by herself.

That was one downside of having assembled such a collection of students.

Still, eventually, Ilya had managed to go off on her own, and activate the special teleport crystal that had appeared in her inventory.

Once more, she stood over the world of Aincrad, looking down. It wasn't a sight she was particularly interested in, but from this angle, she could barely make out the outskirts of Elvengrad. Not her castle, though, so she didn't care.

Kayaba was standing there in the sky, looking at her.

"You called me?"

He hesitated for a moment, before speaking. "I would suggest sitting down for a moment. Something has come up."

A chair appeared in the air, a comfortable looking thing of oak and soft, velvety cushions, and she ignored it. "What happened?"

"There is a system announcement that I delayed, because I thought it best to give it to you under more, controlled circumstances."

"What did you, or Cardinal, do?" She tapped a foot impatiently.

"It's an automated announcement that I added as a hypothetical, to address an extremely unlikely set of events. It was just activated, but I programed the system to make my approval necessary. I'm broadcasting it now."

He waved a hand.

Ilya took the barest of moments to read the announcement, before falling very still.

"I hadn't realized that you were developing a sense of humor, Kayaba. I hope it hasn't distracted you from your actual research."

"The announcement is accurate. I checked the system logs myself. Due to the nature of the incident, the fact that I couldn't understand the logs was minor verification by itself. While I'll send you the data, of course, the-"

It was a good thing Kayaba had brought the chair.

It exploded very nicely.

_____________

A Player Has Achieved What Many Thought To Be Impossible.
Please Congratulate Gokakaroth420 For Achieving the 3rd True Magic!
The Title of Wizard Has Been Given In Acknowledgment of His Research, and Access to Unique Abilities Has Been Granted​

______________

The bar was loud and crowded, but despite her current size, the player once known as Berserker had no problems with crudely shoving her way through the crowd. Only one of them was shoved hard enough for an orange warning to appear for use of force, which she considered quite restrained on her part.

In the center of the commotion, a player sat at a table, cheerfully accepting the praise and drinks of the nearby players.

"Hah, yeah, it's not just the front liners who are doing cutting edge research- wait, shit, I'm probably expected to go there, right? I mean, I got a unique title like the Sixth Ranger does and everything." The man with the purple title of Wizard said, frowning.

He glanced around the room, and his gaze fell on Ilya. "Oh hey! Figures miss protagonist magic would show up!" He raised a glass in cheer, and held it for a few seconds before realizing her mood, and gently lowering his glass, before smirking.

"What, grumpy that we beat you to it? I know you're guild tries to do a lot of focus on unique magic, but you're not the only ones researching the nature of magic."

"How." Ilya said.

His smile fell. "Um. What?"

"How. Did. You. Do. This." She liked to picture herself as the pinnacle of measured restraint, under the circumstances.

He sheepishly scratched the back of his neck. "Heh, uh, I kind of got a text message from Cardinal that made me think that maybe I shouldn't go into details, and I was already told I couldn't Tutor anyone in the magic. Also, I don't even know if I did anything, or if it was just a consolation prize for doing something the devs didn't plan for, or-"

"How." She smiled the friendliest smile that she could manage.

"Uh," he looked at her eyes, "I mean, I can probably describe, er, some of the process, yeah." He coughed, and the bar around him fell silent, as they probably wanted a few details about how he achieved a True Magic out of idle curiosity because they thought it was neat.

"So, yeah, my guild, the Hounds of Snoop, we're a research guild. Like, what we focus on, is the Nerve Gear is clearly connected to our brains, and it's, uh, weird. How it connects, how elements and origins actually have some connection to personalities, and stuff like that. Like, I don't get what a lot of tech heads are saying, but, uh, magecraft is just kind of weird and scary, from a technical perspective, even beyond the, uh, risk of death and horrible agony. And part of magic- er, magecraft, I guess, is like, self-hypnosis and altering mindstates. So, rather than meditation, we kind of studied altering mindstates with mag- magecraft."

That was one field of study, Ilya knew. Not the most popular research path. Most of the Magus community considered that to have been a dead end.

"So, we found ways to make ourselves h-" he paused, before looking her up and down, "um, drunk. And we did research. We stayed safe as best we could, but I decided to do some, uh, deep diving independently."

He started to get into the story, "So there I was, in my Elvengrad pad, and I started messing with my own brain, which, yeah, I get why our guild only wanted to this stuff with supervision, 'cause man, that was stupid. But I started trying to expand my consciousness even more, because my judgment was impaired, and, uh, I can't say that I remember most of what happened. But shit got trippy."

"Really."

"Yeah. So, my mind is going in weird directions, and then I'm pretty sure I glitched the system or something, because that trip turned bad real quick. Anyway, suddenly I'm sober, and I got some system announcements, and a cool ability that doesn't feel like magecraft."

One of the bystanders spoke up, "Glitched the system?"

"Er, yeah. Basically, I think what happens is, since Kayaba really likes his made up magic nonsense and wants people to explore it, so if you do something out of bounds, he just gives you superpowers as a consolation prize if you manage to not die at the same time."

His statement was more true than he knew. SAO couldn't process an actual true magic, so, as Kayaba had explained to her, he'd disabled the ability, and granted something that on a basic level mimicked the processes of a true magic instead. It was a thing of pure technology, not magic or even magecraft.

"Honestly, I wasn't too sure how to feel about the whole thing. I mean, materialization of the soul, it sounds kind of lame, compared to the others. Like, the hell does that even mean, you know?"

"Tell me about how lame it is." Ilya smiled again.

"Hey, I figured it out eventually. Materialization of the soul." He stood up from his stool, and despite herself, Ilya found herself feeling anticipation. It was a simulation, but the person had achieved the real thing.

He was going to cast a magic that her family had been struggling to recreate for centuries.

He muttered to himself, standing on one leg and muttering as he placed one hand in front of his face, fingers splayed out.

From behind him, a ghostly, man shaped purple figure materialized, and with a slight gesture, the figure began to punch the air at a rapid speed.

"Ora ora ora ora ora!" Gokakaroth420 yelled in pride, as his summoned ghost punched the air.

Some of the crowd looked confused, while others oohed and others laughed, and he turned to glance at Ilya's flat expression, and his ghost dematerialized, and he shifted to a more normal, if awkward, stance.

"It's a… Jojo… reference. Um, Jojo's Bizarre Adventures? Wait, you're probably too young to, huh. Um, I made my soul kind of, materialize, and now it, punches people. With my soul."

"You achieved a true magic, and you're using it to make references?" And it was possibly one of the worst conceivable uses of the Third that she could think of off the top of her head for at least eight different reasons and-

"I mean, yeah, the fact that I got it is cool and all, but kind of, well, it's not actually that great, honestly."

"You're not impressed?"

"I mean, look, ghost punching and stuff, it's neat, but, like, lots of other people's magecraft is way more impressive. Like, look at the crazy stuff that the Sixth Ranger does, or that weird ass numerology shit that Kirito pulls. Hell, compared to that stunt that Klein did with the like, rocket boat, the Third Magic isn't really all that impressive, honestly."

He didn't know. He didn't know it was nerfed. He didn't know that the ritual made to mimic it was named the Holy Grail, or of her family's role.

He knew absolutely nothing, because he was an absolute idiot and-

"I seriously would not recommend that anyone try to do what I did. Like, I survived, but still."

Many magi would gladly risk their lives and their families' lives just to-

"Like, I got it by glitching a game that was connected to my brain with some sort of microwave bomb thing. I am seriously lucky that I didn't die."

He thought that that was lucky, he'd see how lucky he was when she-

"Like, I glitched it bad. Crash to system registry bad. It was like I was looking at the source code of the game."

Wait, was he-

"But, like, more than the game, it was like I was looking at the source code to, like, everything? Not just the game? Like, the source code to the universe, you know?"

Had he actually-

"That was freaky as shit, knowing the Nerve Gear's connected to my brain, I thought I might have been having a stroke or something so I still had the presence of mind to try and, like, Alt F4 the hell out of there, figuratively speaking, and when I came to, I got a text box saying 'hey, you're a wizard Harry!'"

He- he actually-

"So, yeah, True Magic is basically just Kayaba's way of of going, 'hey, that was some cool shit you pulled, don't do it again and here's something cool for your troubles'. Again, I'm pretty sure that I nearly melted my brain even without the whole, uh, microwave emitter thing, so, don't do drugs, kids. Even psychic drugs."

He paused.

"Uh, are you okay?"

Calm.

"Listen, there's no need to get mad just because I beat you and your guild to it. Like, yeah, the stakes are high, with the murder thing, but when it comes to the mechanics, it's still just a game, you know? In game achievements are fun, but, like, it doesn't really matter in the end. I'm still not on the level of any of the clearers. So just chill out, take it easy, and focus on the cool stuff that your protagonist guild can do, since all that's a lot more useful than the Third anyway-"

She was not calm.
———


(The intended joke here is supposed to be, "What if an absolute idiot managed to achieve something that most mages strive for, and, due to the circumstances of the death game, completely fail to understand the gravity of what just happened." Gokakaroth420 (Goku+Kakarot+Sephiroth+The Weed Number) was incredibly, incredibly lucky and did some things that any proper magus would know are really, really stupid.

Also, yeah, it just kind of ends, but I couldn't think of a good ending.

Again, just kind of a dumb thing.
 
Back
Top