Fate/Promised Dream

But he technically did give us our first hard long blade before we break it on a man after a long and sweaty tumbling.
Indeed he did, and thus we still mourn the loss of our first pointed piercer, but at least it took three go arounds for that to happen and we've come back with something, stronger, longer and harder than ever thanks to the affectionate gifts of a good woman. XD
 
Okay, the innuendo can stahp now. It's gone far enough, and the mods might be getting a little itchy. :V
 
No way. After all, the summoner of Assassin EMIYA is, of course, Shirou Emiya. He has the potential and skill to fire Noble Phantasms from a bow at ludicrous ranges, yet at this point still lacks the skill to do so with the proficiency of a Servant. Furthermore, he has the perfect catalyst to summon EMIYA with him at all times.

'But wait!' Some of you cry, unable to recognize my genius. 'We saw Shirou summon Rider, and he wasn't in position to shoot us with swords!' But you have been deceived. After all, the competent magus, who struck a hard bargain for Avalon before finally relenting, could only be Tohsaka Rin under a clever disguise. After all, 'he' summoned Lancer without a catalyst, and did not Lancer say that Rin would be his ideal master? Check and mate.
 
Every masters beside Illya is a version of Shirou. Welcome to paradise, Illya.
 
IN WHICH MAMI SHOOTS KYOUKO, THE PERSON SHE IS CLOSEST TO, BEFORE SHE GOES AFTER ANYONE ELSE? A COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!
 
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