[X] You are going to boldly sacrifice yourself for the sake of getting Ghost to lay the groundwork of this menage a troís by ramming those noobs straight into the ordy bunker so hard they can't tell a Scorpion from a Starfighter.
"Well." you note. "I might have a solution for that. Tallboy, I'mma need the projector set up in the other lounge-" you gesture down the hall "-and I'll IM you the link-"
"I think I know what you mean. I'll get it set up." he grins. It is not a friendly grin; nay, 'tis the grin of an assassin sighting his target, undefended.
"Ta for that. Ghost?"
She looks over at you, still wrapped around Bunny. "Hm?"
"Geh mal die Flugleiterin ficken." you state bluntly, drawing a surprised blink from her (and a clueless look from Angela). "I'll round up the noobs and keep them busy elsewhere. Have fun."
Wearing a frankly
concerning smirk, your partner gently leads your boss into your room, closing the door behind them with a click. Wandering over to the door opposite - where the rather rude new guy disappeared to - you tap on the door. "Foxtrot flight meeting in the north lounge, five minutes." you inform the door - ignoring the wordless call of acknowledgement - and proceed towards the kitchen.
Sticking your head in the door, you find the three others - Gym Rat, One-Man Crowd, and Steers, as you temporarily designate them, and tap on the countertop to get their attention.
"Sir." Gym Rat nods at you politely.
"Heyo. Meeting in five minutes, north lounge-" you point "-for your flight. Just got some stuff to go over."
They nod, so you amscray and join Brent in aforementioned lounge, as he finishes plugging in the projector and laptop he seems to drag everywhere with him.
"Just about ready. You got the video you wanted?"
"Ayup." you confirm. "The missile knows where it is at all times…" you trail off, grinning. He snickers, booting up the laptop.
"You're mean, you know that?"
"I'm technically and officially the flight's exec," you point out. "Supposed to be a bastard, aren't I?"
He shrugs. "Probably. Just a sec, I'll get this up."
You idly hope Ghost heard your five-minutes warning before she starts in on Bunny.
_____
The four pilots of Foxtrot flight file into the lounge, taking seats and trying to look attentive (save the rude one, naturally). You nod at them, shifting into Official Business mode.
"Alright, gentlemen. As I'm sure you're aware, you've been assigned to Echo Flight as a form of on-the-job training. I'm Echo's XO, Pilot Marcus Kallon, callsign Specter. I fly the F-model Superbug. This is Pilot Brent Menscha, callsign Tallboy. Our Fulcrum driver." You direct an expecting look at the newbies.
One apparently takes the hint. "Junior Pilot Peter Nand." Gym Rat offers. "Superbug."
"J.P. Julian Heather. Flying a Viper." The scrawny one chimes in.
"Keith McDowell. I prefer a Gripen." the Texan calls out.
You direct a look at the last one, but he simply stares back mutely. Nand sighs. "That's J.P. Thomas Ferrier. He drives the Mirage."
You nod. "We'll see about your callsigns later. For the record, we're on alert ten, from twenty-two hundred to oh-four hundred every night, plus on twenty-minute alert and general duties until oh-eight or oh-nine, depending on workload. No upcoming ops that we know of yet. Questions so far?"
Seeing the shaking heads, you nod. "Alright. Now we get to the traditional part of this little meet-and-greet. Tallboy?" you nod to the projector. He taps something on his laptop's keyboard and enabled the projector, letting the
video start playing.
You keep your face carefully blank, observing the newbies' expressions as the video plays out. Nand's genial friendliness melts into confusion; Heather's expression remains unchanged, but he slowly leans back in his chair, tilting his head to the side; McDowell looks almost haunted, eyes widening slowly, and Asshole-In-Chief's expression seems to ice over, freezing in place.
The narration ceases, leaving you - and, you suspect, Tallboy - fighting to keep straight faces. "Questions so far?"
The four just stare at you. "Is this a test, or something?" Maximum Asshole queries you. You nod.
"Aye, it is. Speaking of: how does the missile know where it is?"
McDowell leans forward, poorly-concealed smirk on his face. "That's easy. See, it knows where it isn't."
"How?" Heather asks blankly.
"Simple. It's moving, see, so in a few second it'll be where it wasn't, and then that's where it is."
Nand narrows his eyes. "You're fucking with us, aren't you."
"Just a little." Tallboy cuts in, chuckling. "Traditional hazing, you know."
"To get back to actual official stuff, though." You snicker. "Tallboy and myself will be riding herd on your sorry hides until it's decided you're in fit shape to do your own thing, at which point one of you will be bumped up to Pilot and take command of Foxtrot flight. Word of warning; the others might not looks like much, but fear them."
"He's right." Brent notes at their skeptical expressions. "Ghost especially. That woman is a terror. It's less stressful having a Falcon socked in on my six than facing down an irate Ghost."
For a moment, you swear you hear a muffled yelp from the other end of the hall. Nobody else seems to have heard anything, though. Steady, Specter. Focus. "Assuming we have the spare time, one of us two will bring you to meet our local NEAF liason tomorrow. For now…"
You pull out a sheaf of assorted paperwork grinning ferally at the chorus of groans. "Oh, yes. You all get to suffer this, too."
Handing out the mass of 'welcome to Silver Knight, here's your complimentary Death by Paper', you take a seat on one of the armchairs and draw your phone. "Have at it."
______
Glancing up at the clock, you wince. "Alright, that's later than I had figured. Tallboy, want to take this lot into town and caffeinate them?"
Apparently catching your meaning, he nods. "Let's go, guys. You look dead on your feet already."
Standing, you make tracks for your room, waiting until the mutters and murmurs of conversation from Foxtrot are cut off by the front door before knocking quietly. "Da ich bin, Geist."
"Come in." the response is quiet.
Doing so, you close the door silently behind you and grin at the sight within; Angela is hiding under a blanket on Ghost's bed, cheeks aglow, and Tabby herself (
sans clothing, and apparently, shame) grins at you from atop her. "Have fun with the newbies?"
"Trolled them with The Missile Knows, so I'd say yes. Have fun with the Bunny?"
Her only response is a languid smile. "Naturally. She may even be able to walk again, by tonight."
You snicker. "She still conscious?"
"Yes, she is." Bunny mutters. "No thanks to Fingers McGee here."
"Be glad she can't do the
thing to you." You advise. "If applied wrongly, I am entirely convinced it can be lethal."
"You know you enjoy it, so quit whinging." Tabby replies cheerfully, flopping down beside Angela. You collapse onto your own bed, glancing at the clock.
"Bit early, but bugger, I'm tired." you mutter to the room at large, letting yourself fall limp.
There's a shuffling on the other side of the room; your only warning is a "Wait, wha-" before Bunny lands on you.
Or 'was deposited', rather.
Cracking open an eye, you direct a baleful look at Ghost. "Was that
entirely necessary?"
"Yes." she deadpans, crawling into bed beside you. "Now move over, or I'll steal the blankets."
"You do that
anyway." you point out, but do move over, letting your RIO position Bunny (once more bearing a luminescent blush) between you.
"Less talk, more snooze."
With that, at least, you can agree.
_____
The quiet music from your phone rouses you gently; pawing you it, you bring it up to your face, idly noting the "20:00" on the screen before killing the alarm.
You'd be amazed by your ability to feel exhausted after a solid ten hours of sleep, if you weren't too tired to muster the effort.
>[] You're not on duty for two hours. It's comfy here. Stay in bed for a bit.
>[] Fuck it. Best stay in the habit of getting up on time. Coffee awaits.
>[] Write-in; anything you want to do before you go on-shift at 22:00?