Evil Shall Triumph Somehow! - Evil Minion Quest [CK2-Style Quest]
- Thread starter shibosho
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The scene in the "showers" was a fan omake. Us waking up about to kill some innocent young woman was canon by OP... I fail to see the funny.
I would assume that you were being sarcastic, but, unfortunately I've encountered many on this board that assure me that they were not being sarcastic and meant what they posted... so. Yeah.
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Master Basher
hYPER Demon
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- UK
Sometimes, horror in itself is comedy. Just be glad in this case, it wasn't a Nat 1 barrage that ended up with Yandere Ghost getting a body and abilities right out of Gore Screaming Show.
The scene in the "showers" was a fan omake. Us waking up about to kill some innocent young woman was canon by OP... I fail to see the funny.
I would assume that you were being sarcastic, but, unfortunately I've encountered many on this board that assure me that they were not being sarcastic and meant what they posted... so. Yeah.
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the ghost thing is starting too get interesting.
and yay for fucking things up for ppl with out meaning too
and yay for fucking things up for ppl with out meaning too
. . . Horror...itself. Is funny? Uh... wow. I don't know whether to be proud for having an overactive imagination that can gronk something of the PTSD that would result in these situations, or envy the lack of empathy for fictional people going through pants shitting terror and heart attack inducing fright that is the horror genre. I mean, from the perspective of it's not real, horror movies can be laughed at how fake they seem.
But from the character's perspective, assuming life imitates, yeah no. And then there's this. The guy was possessed, and was about to murder someone before he woke up... there's enough realism in that with multiple personality disorders, that that situation could be real (if one ignores the ghost aspect) that any disassociation from the material looses ground. So, I still don't see how the ghost is funny. If it stayed with the groping, and kissing antics, or even the shower scene the other member just posted. Then yes, I'd say it was funny. However, it didn't.
Ysmir01
The one and only Ysmiorra 01ffer
- Location
- Somewhere in Spain
I was not, i find the ghost scenes very funny on this quest, and really, we are a villain, A VILLAIN, so i don't see why should i care IC about that woman that will never appear again, from a villain point of view.
The scene in the "showers" was a fan omake. Us waking up about to kill some innocent young woman was canon by OP... I fail to see the funny.
I would assume that you were being sarcastic, but, unfortunately I've encountered many on this board that assure me that they were not being sarcastic and meant what they posted... so. Yeah.
And yet, in character, we were disturbed about the idea of killing someone. Shibosho even added "worst yet" to the ghost almost making us kill someone, presumably an innocent. That our character then went out of their way to drop off at a hotel to sleep it off. I'ma gonna guess we care IC, and that we're rather perturb at being made to almost kill someone.
But, that's actually beside the point. The point was that you, the poster, not the character, said you found the ghost possessing the main character to attempt to murder a woman in an attempt to gain a body, despite the IC distress the main character expressed because of this attempt both in the almost murdering a random stranger, and in being possessed; that you found it funny.
However, I'll just leave this issue with a comment talk to a therapists about your sociopathy, and drop the issue. You obviously don't care to change your mind on the subject.
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Master Basher
hYPER Demon
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- UK
Hindsight, this might also act as a short term incentive to not fail with omake Bonus, least our Yandere hijacks a disaster
Ysmir01
The one and only Ysmiorra 01ffer
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- Somewhere in Spain
Sooo...i should go to a therapist because i find something that is not real, no matter what is it, funny. Mind you, if this was an story of the real world, talking about a tragedy that has actually happened, i ould 100% agree with you...but, you know, it isn't, it's just fiction. Does that mean that every time i read someone dying or read a manga where it happens, or play a game where i have to kill someone...cry about a bunch of pixels? Like, in real life, it should be obvious that nobody should find killing, hell even hurting, funny or anything other than completly disgusting but...why should i care about a bunch of pixels? Don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean i sometimes don't find a character that i really like, but it still is a bunch of words/pixels/drawing lines...so, telling me that i am a sociopath just because i don't find it in me to care about a bunch of pixels, and that you felt the need to post that in the quest thread, when it has nothing to do with the story, just over a comment of mine...it annoys me. But in something you are right, this is too my last message about this, for i don't want to derail the thread more, even tough i did this to defend myself from an accusation that had no place.
I am sorry @shibosho and all the other voters, for derailng the thread with this.
Pred1059
All you are is an empty muppet
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- Home Sweet 192.168.1.1
Well, the ghost has finally earned her Yandere cred, instead of being just a stalker. Sheesh
Also, this provides us some insight into her motivation. Primarily, it's just love, the "holy mission" has nothing to do with it. She didn't interfere in any way with us throwing a wrench into Covenant plans. Granted the method she goes about being with us involves ritual sacrifice.
Oh man...I just had a pretty evil idea, which is fitting for the quest. I would want to try to bring them around first, but....
I think I found a way to deal with Miss General. Granted, we would probably need to improve our ideology in order to be, well, evil enough to do this. Again, let's see if we can't get Miss General to shape up before we try a dark ritual. But...it's an option.
Master Basher
hYPER Demon
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- UK
... In hindsight, only bane a possible plan "eye the General", would be on top of just following the Yandere idea for a waifu body... That minor risk of going Xanatos Tsundere on her may lead to Miss General dying by happenstance, or worse, possible revelations on our stunt giving Yandere Ghost ideas.
And other rreasons that could possibly make the RX Group irate. Unless by some crit forsaken reason, you can get The Boss to not mind Yandere Ghost possessiNG Miss General, and absorbing said soul that in hindsight, could distort that Generals fantasies for Braveman. .. To Lackey D .
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But eh. Other than such plotting likely going to be met by horror from the rest of the RX Group on paranoid Lackey D's end, and equal risk of possible Covenant interest over what's happening in the RX Group.
I can only guess equal chance of disaster for trying to get an Exorcist who'd serve a Villain instead of oh, Going hero or "I spotted him!" To the Covenent.
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Pred1059
All you are is an empty muppet
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- Home Sweet 192.168.1.1
Erm, I'm not quite sure what you're saying here...Are you referring to the possibility that the ritual won't work, or exacerbate the yandere problem? Both of which are valid concerns, and should be factored into the usage of this.
Like I said, we want to try and get her on the path of proper villainy. Given that they are benefiting from nepotism, it would take some catastrophic failure on her part to shake the faith of the higher-ups. Even then, they may just promote us over her.
We'd need to do some research, as well as actually communicate with the yandere for this to be plausable. This is just a Plan D, in case Plan A (Diplomacy), Plan B (Bear with it), and Plan C (Re-assignment) fail.
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I think the best way to "help" Miss General is by getting Braveman to retire.
"Well Miss General. I would think nothing could be better at convincing a hero to come out of retirement than needing to stop their one true nemesis one last time. Obviously, we need to become so successful that ONLY Braveman could conceivably stop us". 'Please have an inflated sense of how great Braveman is. Please have an inflated sense of how great Braveman is. Please...'
Now the first step to getting Braveman to retire (or properly seduced by Miss General I guess. *Note to self, see about getting our new hero unit to convince Miss General of the merits of villainous women converting heroic men over the vice versa.*) is of course helping Miss General hit him with the shrink ray. with multiple high definition video cameras recording everything.
"Well Miss General. I would think nothing could be better at convincing a hero to come out of retirement than needing to stop their one true nemesis one last time. Obviously, we need to become so successful that ONLY Braveman could conceivably stop us". 'Please have an inflated sense of how great Braveman is. Please have an inflated sense of how great Braveman is. Please...'
Now the first step to getting Braveman to retire (or properly seduced by Miss General I guess. *Note to self, see about getting our new hero unit to convince Miss General of the merits of villainous women converting heroic men over the vice versa.*) is of course helping Miss General hit him with the shrink ray. with multiple high definition video cameras recording everything.
Pred1059
All you are is an empty muppet
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- Home Sweet 192.168.1.1
A little on the convoluted side, and it doesn't deal with the actual issue of her being a hero fangirl.
If we get Braveman to retire, what will stop her from chasing some other hero? Again, the best option to resolve this is actually getting to know her in the ideology actions.
chocolote12
A Penguin Flailing Against The Keyboard Of Life.
The vast majority of people don't care that much on an emotional level when people are brutally mass-murdered in Africa. This is proper. If they did, they wouldn't be functional human beings, because they'd spend all their time crying.
People care about people they know are people. This isn't a person, it's just a prop, a word; "an unconscious woman" is the entirety of this hypothetical entity's existence. It does not have and will never obtain the sympathies allocated to even the random woman walking down the street who is seen and promptly ignored.
So when it is used in what some of us perceive to be a joke, we're going to laugh, because we're in this quest to enjoy it in the first place. This villain quest, wherein we do bad things.
I like the cut of your jibe.
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- Poland
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- He/Him
Underhanded It's a Worm reference, btw.
It was supposed to be a normal day, a normal mission.
Well, actually it was another villainous serenade from Miss General to ever annoyed Braveman.
You even brought RX Battlesuit to bring some real firepower.
But as soon as you saw him, you knew you wouldn't be fighting today.
Miss General was already fuming with rage at the indignation.
He was fighting another villain group.
Braveman was trading punches with a tall, muscular guy with an ornate skull mask.
Around him circled barking dogs, one of them biting his leg ineffectually.
There was another hero few feet away, but you couldn't see him, as smoke covered him entirely.
Miss General was this close to just storming in anyway, beating up both heroes and villains.
What stopped her was a taser to her side, provided by no one in particular.
Lackeys were shocked by this sight, frozen by fear. What? How?!
Braveman was about to knock the fabulous man out, but a baton to the knee stopped him.
A slim figure in a patchwork suit and a bucket in her hand appeared out of smoke.
Braveman shrieked like a little girl when the bucket fell down on his head, covering him with... bugs.
Not just any bugs, as it turned out, when the brave hero started writhing in pain.
No, not poisonous ones. Those were mostly earthworms, centipedes and some maggots.
The worms were covered with... capsaicin, I think it was called? From pepper spray?
What is wrong with them?!
You couldn't stop looking at this disturbing spectacle.
You were so absorbed, it took you a moment to realize that someone was whispering into your ear.
"...I've heard some religious folks were looking for their lost lamb. I wonder who could that be...?"
Your heart jumped out of your chest. No, nope, fuck this, fuck them, we are out of here!
Dragging Miss General away, you couldn't help but glance back at the blonde girl, waving at you happily, mischievous grin on her face.
Whoever they were, you'd rather not meet them again.
It was supposed to be a normal day, a normal mission.
Well, actually it was another villainous serenade from Miss General to ever annoyed Braveman.
You even brought RX Battlesuit to bring some real firepower.
But as soon as you saw him, you knew you wouldn't be fighting today.
Miss General was already fuming with rage at the indignation.
He was fighting another villain group.
Braveman was trading punches with a tall, muscular guy with an ornate skull mask.
Around him circled barking dogs, one of them biting his leg ineffectually.
There was another hero few feet away, but you couldn't see him, as smoke covered him entirely.
Miss General was this close to just storming in anyway, beating up both heroes and villains.
What stopped her was a taser to her side, provided by no one in particular.
Lackeys were shocked by this sight, frozen by fear. What? How?!
Braveman was about to knock the fabulous man out, but a baton to the knee stopped him.
A slim figure in a patchwork suit and a bucket in her hand appeared out of smoke.
Braveman shrieked like a little girl when the bucket fell down on his head, covering him with... bugs.
Not just any bugs, as it turned out, when the brave hero started writhing in pain.
No, not poisonous ones. Those were mostly earthworms, centipedes and some maggots.
The worms were covered with... capsaicin, I think it was called? From pepper spray?
What is wrong with them?!
You couldn't stop looking at this disturbing spectacle.
You were so absorbed, it took you a moment to realize that someone was whispering into your ear.
"...I've heard some religious folks were looking for their lost lamb. I wonder who could that be...?"
Your heart jumped out of your chest. No, nope, fuck this, fuck them, we are out of here!
Dragging Miss General away, you couldn't help but glance back at the blonde girl, waving at you happily, mischievous grin on her face.
Whoever they were, you'd rather not meet them again.
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chocolote12
A Penguin Flailing Against The Keyboard Of Life.
No. Stahp. Tattle Tail isn't magic. She can not do the thing that is this.
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Her power is having amazing intuition and being a big Sherlock Holmes. Nothing she can't do without superpowers.
She even had her conspiracy board with all sorts of info- she works with mundane means.
You are telling me she couldn't have checked those transactions before Lackey D trashed them, then deduced the rest by herself?
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chocolote12
A Penguin Flailing Against The Keyboard Of Life.
Yes? People can disappear off the grid rather easily, especially when they weren't under scrutiny before, which he wasn't, and change their name, which he did, and change their appearance, which he did, rather drastically at that, and live in a clandestine villain base, which he does, and never contact anybody who could report him, which he doesn't.
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- Poland
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- He/Him
Oh come on it's the most non-cannon fic I written here so far. It's not meant to be super realistic.
I am assuming here that Lisa here retains her superpowers, or has comparable natural abilities.
My reasoning was:
-Tattletale is a villain + She likes to be well informed -> she will seek out information about other villains and heroes
-Covenant entered the city recently + RX Group gained importance not long ago -> both of those groups are on her mind
-Tattletale is a great detective + she knows all the rumours + she's well informed overall -> she can find out pretty much anything she wants
-All of the three conclusions combined -> she'll find out about our lackeys secret identity.
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chocolote12
A Penguin Flailing Against The Keyboard Of Life.
And my reasoning is that we were a "literally who" before we went so off the grid that we've flipped the tables and put the grid on us, like some sort of lasergrade hat.