LurkingWreck
Smol Birb
- Location
- Norway
Diplomat Ponies from distant Equestria seek audiences with various member-states of the River Coalition, in particular the River Republic, requesting information on why they are so hostile to Greneclyffe, Equestria's trading partner. And whose people, if recent reports are to be believed, are currently facing starvation. Perhaps Equestria's recent decision to increase trade with the River Coalition should be rescinded if they so dislike foreigners?
It is not that we dislike foreigners, it is simply that one cannot trust Changelings. For centuries their kind has raided the coastlines of the Riverlands kidnapping hundreds if not thousands of griffons and ponies and taking them away to a fate worse than death. To have the Greneclyf Changelings return after so long in relative isolation seeking friendship and trade of all things? It simply boggles the mind. We would have thought Equestria would be more understanding of the common River Pony's plight, given your own Changelings very nearly conquered your capital a few years ago.
Coco Pommel approaches the fearsome city of Barad-Dur under a flag of truce, prancing nervously as she eyes the heavily armed yaks on the walls, many of whom were aiming in her direction. She was here on behalf of Equestria to try and broker peace between the Yaks, for just like the Yaks, ponies were horrified by modern warfare. The outcry among the populace was immense, and Coco Pommel only hoped that she would be successful.
Eventually, the forbidding gates of the city creak open, and a grizzled yak comes out to meet Coco. He does not look friendly or happy, and Coco's heart sinks.
The imposing Yak eyes Coco Pommel for a few moments, before huffing out a ball of hot air, taking shape in the cold temperatures as a small white vapor cloud. His lamellar armor rustles slightly as he shifts his gaze back towards the imposing stone walls to give a hoof signal to the sentries. As Coco suddenly didn't find herself perforated with arrows and crossbow bolts she assumed that meant they would at least hear her message before killing her.
"What brings you to Barad-Dur, Horse-woman?" His Equine was particularly accented, although thankfully still clear enough for her to understand him.