Electric Sheep
(Chapter 2.0)
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This... this just wasn't dignified...
Here he was, trapped in a can by those damned machines! He clawed for the nearest wall but some unseen force sent him right back to the middle. There would be retribution for this RETRIBUTION!
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Heh, poor DOOM Guy, stuck out there in what was in effect a heavily armored tin can with maneuvering thrusters and a magnetic field emitter. The whole apparatus was not too dissimilar to something somebody might try to store antimatter in. I internally chuckled a bit, antimatter was a reasonable comparison to make considering how destructive that guy was.
Now if only my encounter with the Peacekeepers was going so well.
[I say again, stand down your vessels and designate your primary docking apparatus now!]
I swear, if they didn't outgun my ship a thousand to one I would have spaced these assholes by now.
[Are you hard of hearing or just fucking stupid? I already told you, we are a planetary landing craft and our only point of access to the ship opens our cargo bay directly to space. We are prepared to do that but you will either have to send a shuttle or float your happy asses over in suits. Our engines and our point defenses are already shut down but We. Don't. Have. Another. DOOR!]
A blast of red plasma that only barely missed was my answer. Sadly it also had taken out one of the Locust swarms I was covertly floating over to the Vigilantes. Good thing there were about two hundred more disguised as dirt and debris from my depressurized cargo bay.
[That was your only warning. A Marauder is closing with your vessel's cargo hold, remain stationary with your weapons powered down or we will destroy your ship.]
Dear god, fucking finally. Talking to these people was like talking to "Andy" from tech support but instead of a barely understandable accent, he has a gun to your head.
Meanwhile, Tyna was making herself not at all annoying.
"What's going on?" She asked, floating upside down right in front of my camera.
Well, that's a new one... maybe I could emulate this bodily impulse at least a bit... My camera swiveled it's lens around in a decent imitation of 'rolling my eyes'. Ha! Knew I could do it! "I swear, I am just a little, teeny, bit busy trying to keep us alive you know?"
"But I want to know what's going on!" Great, now she's pleading and I feel like an ass.
I unfolded a fabricator arm from one of the wall panels and whipped up a screen where I could show the camera feeds. Her eyes widened and she focused intently on the image from the cargo hold where a Marauder was coming in.
The T-shaped ship came to a halt and several suited soldiers stepped out of the large door in the rear and into the bay.
"Peacekeeper shock troops." I muttered as their magnetic boots attached to the deck plating with a muted 'thump'.
Tyna was enraptured as she watched one of my B1s step forward and wave them into an airlock. "You said they were like humans right?"
My camera lens turned to focus on her. "Sort of, they are a genetic derivative, products of genetic manipulation and selective breeding."
"She looked thoughtful, pressing a slim finger to her lips as she floated around the room enjoying the zero-g. "You think they're edible?"
"God damn it Tyna..."
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"Frell, look at all of this hardware." The borders were taking their sweet time moving toward the door pausing to gander at the racks on racks of tanks and killbots.
"They did say that this was an assault lander." They advanced slowly keeping their weapons trained on the droid that was leading them to the airlock.
"Hoo! What the Hezmana is that?" Funny that one of them finally decided to look up and figured out that the two massive pillars directly across from the bay door were not structural members but the legs of my main chassis.
The troopers shared a look before one of them pressed a small button on his pressure suit. "Corporal La'kark to Lieutenant Braca." You know I am really glad my EWAR programs finally managed to crack their comms.
The sound fuzzed a bit but the voice that answered brought back so many memories from watching Farscape back when I was younger. [Yes, what is it, corporal?]
Mr. La'kark here was starting to look a little nervous as a few more droids approached all waving them toward the airlock. "These thoddos have got some serious hardware over here. Three different types of mechanoids and a whole hold full of gun crawlers. One of the mechs is almost the size of our marauder."
[Acknowledged, proceed corporal.]
"Understood." La'kark made a few hand signs to the rest of his squad that sadly I couldn't read. The troopers shared a few terse nods before finally following my droids into the airlock. They stood through the pressure cycle in silence before emerging out the other side to come face to face with a little ruse I cooked up for them.
"Welcome Peacekeepers." A droid raised its hand in greeting. This particular one was aesthetically different, more blue paint and a few bits of gold trimming decorated it. With a Texan flag worn like a badge on its chest, it gave off enough "commanding officer" vibes to give the troopers something to focus on.
La'kark lowered his pulse rifle slightly, looking right past me and down the corridor. When he finally deigned to speak with me, what he said confused me a bit. "Where is the captain of this vessel?"
The droid I was puppeteering quirked its head a little before gesturing to itself. "That would be me, Peacekeeper."
The squad seemed to find this funny as they shared a few amused looks.
La'kark at least seemed determined to stay professional. "A mechanoid? In charge of a vessel?"
The 'commander' droid nodded. "That's right."
He looked a little perturbed at that. "Then where is your bridge?"
The droid motioned down the hallway to a lift that would take them up a lift to the second ruse I had prepared.
The commander droid went first with the squad following along. To their credit, the Peacekeepers kept on their toes and remained alert through the entire ride up to the uppermost part of the ship. They emerged into a circular, windowless, room filled with fancy looking consoles and view screens that showed a bunch of technobabble. All of it did exactly bupkis and I had about a dozen succubi who were pretty upset that I had commandeered their room. Several droids with orange markings instead of the normal blue saluted when the 'commander' entered the room and sat in a large throne-like chair at the center of everything. The Peacekeepers followed it in and spread out keeping their weapons pointed at the various droids present.
"Lieutenant we've found the bridge." La'kark radioed Braca who I assumed was commanding from one of the ships nearby.
[Excellent, try to find out about the wormhole signature we detected then take the ship.]
"Yes, sir."
Oh, that was an unfortunate move for you La'kark. I stretched out my senses to my locust swarms I had drifting around and activated them. Two of the three Vigilantes were already having their control systems completely subverted while the third was only partially compromised. Sadly I had not managed to snag any of the prowler type fighters flying around but hopefully, the PD weapons on the Trahere and the two Vigilantes would be enough to take them out before they managed to do anything major. I trusted the armor plating on the Trahere but from what I remembered the weapons in Farscape did quite a bit of damage.
Now for the linchpin of my gambit...
Even though I wasn't necessarily doing it for him I really hope John Crichton appreciates this.
"Mechanoid," La'kark said as he moved to stand directly in front of the commander.
"Yes, what do you require Peacekeeper?"
"Before we apprehended your ship we detected energy signatures in this area similar to those given off by wormholes. Care to explain why that is?"
Here we go.
"Certainly, Peacekeeper." My droid motioned to a screen off to the side that changed to display an image of the progenitor teleporter. "My people possess the technology to create artificial wormholes enabling travel through gates like the one on the screen."
The revelation seemed to take La'kark by surprise. I particularly enjoyed the look on his face. "Ah... If you will excuse me for a moment..." He stepped back and urgently whispered into his comms, I could have easily listened in but at this point, there was little point. All I had to do was wait for Braca to relay that information back to Scorpius and then...
[Confirmed corporal. Engage, capture the crew at any cost.]
As soon as the radio message was received La'kark made a hand signal and his squad opened fire on my 'bridge crew'. The droid's armor held up well against a single hit but more than a few were slagged by repeated hits in the same general area. Just to be safe I had all of them fall to the ground like they had been disabled.
My commander droid remained implacable and when La'kark raised his weapon to threaten it I began to laugh. Well... not really. The simple, involuntary, act of laughing was lost on me now so the sound was far more mocking than amused. "I can see why Crichton has it so easy."
The screens around the 'bridge' changed to show an exterior view. Two Vigilanties were blasting apart their own escorts while the third was wildly swinging in circles as half of it's maneuvering thrusters fired at random.
The Peacekeeper squad looked around in horror before La'kark's look turned grim. He fired over and over into the commander droid and it slumped to the floor in a pool of its own slag.
I simply switched my voice over to the internal speakers.
"Unfortunately Peacekeepers you have been outmaneuvered... Game Over.
You lose."
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Holy cow I'm so sorry guys, this chapter is almost a week late! It was honestly pretty tough to figure out where exactly where I wanted to take it. I wrote most of this chapter, then changed my mind and rewrote a whole nother chunk then changed my mind and came back to this. It's been a bit of a rollar coaster. Still. hope you enjoy it!
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