The threat of imminent combat was making the gaps in my preparations painfully clear. It was obvious to me now that I should have included a covering for my face, and ideally my entire body, in order to make the spray can safer. While filling the balloons beforehand would have been too dangerous, I could have also prepared some sort of measure in my bottles - something to produce gas, perhaps, or something explosive. Hopefully, there would be a next time.
Maybe my power can help me escape? It had certainly come through for me against Lung. Give me something that will make me invisible, I thought, touching a plastic bottle. My request was answered by a twinge of pain in my head - the same feeling I had felt when requesting an elixir of immortality. That was too much to hope for. What about something that will hide me from sight? No, they would just shoot into it. Besides, I need to be able to see to get down from the fire escape, and it is too narrow to avoid the thugs coming up.
I started filling another balloon with antilung (as I was now calling it) and looking around for a way off the roof. I could already hear steps nearing the bottom of the fire escape, so that was out. The neighboring buildings were all either too high or too far for me to jump, and what few windows I could see were firmly closed. I considered trying to burn a hole in one with acid, but realized it would probably take too long or be too obvious. There was nowhere to hide, either, as the only other thing on the roof was an air conditioner.
Maybe I could distract them. A loud explosion might work, but I wasn't sure how much time it would take to set up or how safe it would be. I hadn't experimented much with explosive liquids, since it was difficult to do discreetly. Now was not the time to start, I decided. I finished with the balloon, and started filling the spray can with antilung. I at least had thought to bring a pair of work gloves to protect my hands. I waited at the top of the fire escape, the balloon in one hand and the spray can in the other. Peering over the edge, I could make out the forms of three gang members climbing up. I felt a surge of hope. Maybe if I took them out the others would not think to follow?
I moved upwind of the ladder. Fortunately, there was a consistent breeze coming in from the bay, so it wasn't hard to do. I crouched down a couple of meters from the top, hoping my dark clothing would conceal me against the gravel, and waited. Soon, the first thug reached the top of the stairs. He was short and stocky, and was holding a pistol. As soon as he moved away onto the roof, I sprayed him and he collapsed.
Wow, this stuff is amazing.
I worried that the others might have heard him fall, but the clanging of their own footsteps must have muffled it. The second two came up at the same time and I lobbed the balloon - and missed, despite how close they were. I'm not sure they even noticed as the balloon flew off the edge, but just to be safe, I sprayed them both.
The balloon burst against the side of another building, dripping down the wall. I looked over the side again, hoping that the coast would be clear, but no such luck. Four more men were running down the alleyway. Two of them peeled off towards the fire escape, and started to climb. As I prepared to move back to my ambush position, one of the thugs in the alley suddenly collapsed to the ground, right underneath the place the balloon had impacted. It must be dripping, I thought. Exactly how strong was antilung?
I suddenly became much more nervous of my spray can. If a few drops could do that...
The other three gangsters reacted to seeing their comrade fall by crying for help and milling around. More thugs began filing in. They closed ranks and drew their weapons, looking around. They looked up, but my face must have been difficult to see in the darkness. There were a lot of them - on the other hand, they were all huddled in a group.
I decided I didn't have time to fill another balloon, so I instead angled my spray can towards them and began squeezing the trigger. Bursts of antilung mist issued forth, drifting down towards them. Or I assumed they did, anyway - I couldn't see the particles in the darkness. I made sure to keep the bottle at arms length away from me. Hopefully, they would not see or hear anything.
After a few agonizing seconds while the thugs organized themselves, I was rewarded with the sound of them dropping to the ground, one after the other. Some of them panicked and fled - I think they realized at that point that they were fighting a cape. I let them go - once they were far enough away from me, I didn't really have any chance of chasing them down.
All in all, a very successful night. There was barely even any property damage - the gang hadn't found me, so they hadn't shot any bullets, and Lung had gone down before he could set anything on fire. Now I just needed to call the Protectorate to come and collect the supervillain.
Unfortunately, I still didn't have a phone. I wondered if one of the gangsters might have one on them that I could use. I had at least written down the number for the PRT. I began searching the three men on the rooftop, being careful to touch them only with my gloves. The second one I searched had a phone in his pocket, which I took.
Before I could dial the PRT number, I heard noises from the street below. Carefully, I returned to the edge to see what was happening. I gave an involuntary start. Below were three - monsters was the only word for them. Creatures as large as cars, horned all over and with muscle where their skin should be. Four people stood beside them, two girls and two guys. Three of them looked like teenagers - I couldn't tell whether the other one was, mainly because of his height and how dark it was, but I assumed he was like the rest. They were examining Lung from a few feet away and speaking in low voices.
One of the girls suddenly snapped her gaze up to me. Cursing silently, I pulled my head back, but she had obviously seen me. Were they heroes or villains? Could I get them with the spray bottle, or should I start filling a balloon? Actually, those weren't mutually exclusive -
"Hey!" she shouted up at me. "Thanks!"
Thanks?
"Don't worry, we're not here to fight you!"
I peeked over the edge again. If that was true, it was a relief. I had had enough excitement for the evening already, and had no desire to fight those monsters.
The tall one spoke up. His voice was deep, and strangely calming. "You saved us a lot of trouble, taking down Lung like this. We heard he was coming for us, for revenge. It was...scary. If you hadn't shown up, it could have been bad."
Coming for them? A thought was there, but I was distracted by the words.
"We managed to fight off Oni Lee", he continued, "but I don't know if we could have survived against Lung. What the fuck did you do to him?"
I stayed silent, weighing my options. They didn't seem hostile. "It's temporary. He'll wake up in a few hours," I called down. It was beginning to feel a little silly, having a conversation from the rooftop. Maybe I should come down to the street, meet some other capes? I would have to interact with the local hero community sooner or later.
Wait. Were they heroes? The monsters seemed villainous, but I didn't want to be prejudiced. It wasn't as though they could help the powers they had been given.
"Wow. That's...what will you do with him?"
"Call it in," I said absently, still trying to figure out how to ask them which side they were on diplomatically. Then - shit.
"I see," he said, sounding somehow less friendly, though by no means hostile. "We should be going. Thank you again for your help."
They climbed up on the monsters. The girl who had first spoken gave me a wave and a wink. At least, I was pretty sure she winked, though with how little light there was I wasn't sure how I had perceived it. "Good luck, hero," she said. "Hope to see you again soon." She laughed, and they bounded off on their monstrous steeds.
Yup, definitely villains. I sighed. At least I hadn't had to fight them. Oh - duh. Lung was going after children. They're teens. I just risked my life to save a bunch of villains. Upon reflection, I decided that it was still worth it. Even if they were criminals, they didn't seem like bad people somehow. And definitely not people that deserve to die - if anybody does.
Opening the thug's phone, I dialed the PRT hotline.
Fifteen minutes later, Armsmaster arrived, along with three PRT vans. I was waiting on the road, by Lung. As the hero stepped down from his motorcycle, I felt a strange surge of giddyness. This was Armsmaster - one of my childhood heroes. Easy Taylor - don't be an awestruck fangirl. You're a cape now, and you just defeated a supervillain. Be cool.
"Hi!" I squeaked, much higher than I thought my voice could go. I cleared my throat and tried again. "Hi!" Better. "Um, it's nice to meet you, Armsmaster." I could only see his jaw, but I thought he looked amused. He was smiling at least.
"I take it you're the one who called this in?"
"That's right."
"New trigger?"
"Trigger? Um, I just started, if that's what you mean."
He chuckled. "I can see that. You have a name yet?"
"I was thinking about that. I was thinking maybe...Alchemist?"
He frowned. "Pretty sure that's taken."
"I know - um, I know there's a villain in New Mexico named Alchemist, but I was sort of hoping that wouldn't be a problem?"
He shook his head. "You don't want villains angry at you for taking their name."
Well. That was disappointing. It was such a perfect name too. Now I would have to come up with a new one.
He cleared his throat. "You claimed to have taken down Lung. Is this -"
I nodded. "He'll be out for a few more hours."
Armsmaster bent down to examine the body, cautiously. "That - does look like Lung. And you aren't lying." He motioned to two PRT agents behind him, who walked up and sprayed Lung down with some sort of foam.
Now that - that was interesting.
"What is that?" I asked.
"That? Containment foam. Standard issue for the PRT, used to contain dangerous parahumans. Flexible, porous, and extremely sticky. Able to hold almost any parahuman if you can catch them with it."
"And it just...hardens on contact with the air?" I said.
"Yes, that's right." He looked at me curiously. "You're a tinker, aren't you." It wasn't a question.
Tinker. I knew that term. Tinkers were capes whose superpower was an advanced knowledge of science, allowing them to build futuristic technology beyond the means of contemporary science. I frowned. That didn't really sound like my power.
"Looking at the scene, I'm going to take a guess that you used some chemical or biological agent to incapacitate Lung and his subordinates?"
I nodded. "Yes, that's right."
"I feel obliged to inform you that independent capes have rather - horrifying mortality rates. Tinkers, in particular, tend to get recruited or forced into gangs even if they survive. You would be much safer if you joined the Wards program."
I had considered the Wards when I first got my powers. But high school was bad enough as it was - adding superpowers to the mix didn't seem like it would improve things.
"Maybe," I said.
"Working for the Protectorate also comes with numerous benefits," he continued. "You think my equipment is cheap to maintain? As a member of the Protectorate, I have access to a generous tinkering budget, high quality workshops, and the designs of other Protectorate tinkers. Wards like Kid Win have similar benefits. I don't know what you use as a workshop, but I'm guessing you often have trouble acquiring the materials you need? Expensive chemicals and reagents that aren't commercially available? High quality lab equipment? We could provide all of that."
Taking my silence for interest, he continued.
"Being a hero is easier on a team, and we have more resources than any of the independent teams. You should really consider joining; I'm sure you'd fit right in."
I nodded, slowly. "I'll consider it."
He frowned. "That brings me to my next point - what are we going to do about Lung?"
"What do you mean? He goes to prison, right?"
"Of course - but how do we present this to the public?"
I waited for him to go on, confused.
"Hear me out - you deserve the credit for this capture. Your work here was excellent. But the ABB has two other capes, and they're going to be angry about this. If they think that you - an independent cape - were responsible, they'll come after you. But if they think the PRT is responsible..."
"It's less personal," I finished. His logic was sound.
"As I see it, you have two options. If you join the wards and take credit for Lung's capture, you'll have resources and allies to protect you against the backlash from his allies. They'll likely blame the PRT as a whole, rather than you personally. If you don't join, however, it might not be wise for you to take credit for this.
"So...you would take credit instead?"
He nodded. I wasn't stupid - obviously Armsmaster had ulterior motives in suggesting this; Lung was a big player, and taking him down would bolster the hero's reputation. At the same time, he had a point. I didn't want supervillains tracking me down personally. And having the favor of a major hero could be helpful, down the road.
"Please - please take the credit. Keep my role a secret," I said.
Armsmaster smiled. "A wise decision." He handed me a business card. "I meant what I said about joining the Wards. I do think you would be a great fit. Please feel free to call me if you need anything."
He turned and mounted his motorcycle again. By this time, the PRT agents had loaded Lung and the unconscious thugs into their vans. They left me feeling warm and triumphant.
Then I remembered that tomorrow was Monday. Sighing, I started to make my way home.