You shove down another thought about the ethics of simulating Turing-test capable NPCs and answer.
But...maybe you can get free food and better equipment out of secret dialogue options.
Ooooor maybe they'll start glitching and go on and on about having you save their family, just move already!
"Cheese! And bread!"
The waitress smiles at the irrepressible little girl.
Soooooo cute!
"My Dad builds MMOs!" Yui proclaims this fact proudly.
I feel that this would be blue text in an RPG game, or a CHR option in Fallout.
She sits up straight and pouts at you.
"But that doesn't mean I'm a noob! I'm already level two!"
I repeat: very adorable. Your Yui is best Yui.
Yui bounces on her toes, shaking herself into the armor, and she lights up with a kind of evil, satisfied glee. She's still tiny, but it's a very different kind of tiny now than it was a few seconds ago.
So, she's the MC from Youjo Senki?
and the crystal swords shatter
That's why you just buy a whole bunch and fling them out of a giant bow, like arrows. Unlimited Dragon Works!
Plus, they repair when you upgrade them anyway.
[X] [Equip] Halberd :3 (Heavy DPS)
[X] [Equip] Spear and shield. Feel the phalanx.
Be the phalanx.
[X] [Equip] Nothing. You ARE the hidden Dragon. (Light "tank")
[X] [Equip] Dagger. Stabbity stab stab. (Light, close-in DPS)
[X] [Equip] Big sword, heavy armor. (Heavy balanced)
[2] [Update Action] Skills. What do skills do? What skills are available? How do they work?
[4] [Update Action] Fighting. How does combat work? What works and what doesn't?
[3] [Update Action] Equipment. What are all these items? What do the numbers mean?
[5] [Update Action] Questing. You'd just get bored grinding. You want to do stuff too!
[6] [Update Action] Non-combat gameplay. How does community work in this game? Money and shops and crafting imply an economy.
[1] [Update Action] Optimize. You don't expect to be here long, but you picked up a habit for efficiency from Colin.