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Oh fuckin hell on roller skates!!! You absolute MADMAN!!! Cease your experiments before you doom the world!!!

The Cuckoo must NEVER be remade in any verse besides the legend of Zelda!!!

Then again it will be lost hilarious if the revenge squad shows up to unleash all of hell on some poor soul.

Also looking forward to when the kids and mom/hestia meet dad/ysmir's side of the family!!! Gonna be allot of uncles to cover though...but at least the one you are getting out of a bad contract/deal will have a set life...

Free cooked food, regular amounts of money/jewels given a small payment, his own little turf, worship (wondering eyes of the kids), occasional violence on some poor fools, dungeon diving, and hunting monsters to prove utter superiority.

Also maybe trolling hermes and the gods of the dead...and among other beings for his personal amusement.

Also aid in the letters to apollo's family...just the sheer brutality of the language of the dovah added on to REALLY screw apollo and his group of idiots over is too much! And if you maybe use the cuckoo squad to deleiver the message...yes...

The dragonic trolling will comence untill hestia finds out!!!
 
RandomDwarf said:
Oh fuckin hell on roller skates!!! You absolute MADMAN!!! Cease your experiments before you doom the world!!!

The Cuckoo must NEVER be remade in any verse besides the legend of Zelda!!!

Then again it will be lost hilarious if the revenge squad shows up to unleash all of hell on some poor soul.

Also looking forward to when the kids and mom/hestia meet dad/ysmir's side of the family!!! Gonna be allot of uncles to cover though...but at least the one you are getting out of a bad contract/deal will have a set life...

Free cooked food, regular amounts of money/jewels given a small payment, his own little turf, worship (wondering eyes of the kids), occasional violence on some poor fools, dungeon diving, and hunting monsters to prove utter superiority.

Also maybe trolling hermes and the gods of the dead...and among other beings for his personal amusement.

Also aid in the letters to apollo's family...just the sheer brutality of the language of the dovah added on to REALLY screw apollo and his group of idiots over is too much! And if you maybe use the cuckoo squad to deleiver the message...yes...

The dragonic trolling will comence untill hestia finds out!!!
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I was not going for Cuckoo, but you're giving me ideas. An entire squad of Cuckoos will wreck anyone. That or a chicken that can clone itself or lay eggs that hatch into children becomes fully mature adults in seconds.

To give a hint of what Ysmir intends to do with the chicken. The name he gave it Ah, is the dragon word for Hunter. That and think back on what he meant when he said, ancestors.

Their going to need a very large house or have a meeting out in an open plain. That or a mountain. Yeah, a mountain will do. Ysmir's done well but he's not conquered an entire place for himself yet so he's not there yet in their eyes.

Ysmir's brothers will love it here and want to rule it. It's going to be fun for them.

ZeroTheWarhound said:
Praised be the sacred chicken most holy of skyrims animals
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Yes, dare attack one and every armed guard in a settlement will have your head.
 
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know nothing about the chichken but when i first read the word chicken i was like ;

this story had just begun we cant have entire planet turn on him because of a chicken again
 
I remember one time when I was playing around with telekinesis. I ended up shooting a bucket at a chicken, it did not end well.

Mr. Cloak After the incident Ysmir was never left near any small animal. The chickens were one thing, but...what he did to that fish. Just why.

ZeroTheWarhound I was not aware of that, good to know. Each time it happened to me the guards acted first.

kayra Well at least somethings turning.

 
Tobi said:
I remember one time when I was playing around with telekinesis. I ended up shooting a bucket at a chicken, it did not end well.

Mr. Cloak After the incident Ysmir was never left near any small animal. The chickens were one thing, but...what he did to that fish. Just why.

ZeroTheWarhound I was not aware of that, good to know. Each time it happened to me the guards acted first.

kayra Well at least somethings turning.

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When I played skyrim, I never touched the chickens. I had learned well from the LoZ games, and I have not forgotten since.
Minecraft may have been harder than it should have been thanks to my unwillingness to poke the potential tiny murder-machine.
 
Mr. Cloak said:
When I played skyrim, I never touched the chickens. I had learned well from the LoZ games, and I have not forgotten since.
Minecraft may have been harder than it should have been thanks to my unwillingness to poke the potential tiny murder-machine.
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indeed it was...until I learned that yes, not every game has murder-birds running around...

Tobi said:
I was not going for Cuckoo, but you're giving me ideas. An entire squad of Cuckoos will wreck anyone. That or a chicken that can clone itself or lay eggs that hatch into children becomes fully mature adults in seconds.

To give a hint of what Ysmir intends to do with the chicken. The name he gave it Ah, is the dragon word for Hunter. That and think back on what he meant when he said, ancestors.

Their going to need a very large house or have a meeting out in an open plain. That or a mountain. Yeah, a mountain will do. Ysmir's done well but he's not conquered an entire place for himself yet so he's not there yet in their eyes.

Ysmir's brothers will love it here and want to rule it. It's going to be fun for them.
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whelp...time to bug out of the universe everyone! also that chicken is going to be a tyrannosaur aint it? considering that the chickens ancestors were t-rexs I find it hilarious we farm them.

hmmm I think a mix, make a large stone mound/hill with plenty of perch spots, a large dragon wall that they can reform at will, and then slowly add onto it with more and more stone with shouts until one day someone points out theres a mountain near the city and wonder where the fuck it came from...Hestia is glaring at her "husband" while the kids are in awe of the massive mound of stone with strangely plenty of perch spots for large flying beings...

also you say "YET"...so it looks like Ysmir is going to be treated with the baby-gloves until he gets "old" enough to handle the big-kid-gloves...well...whatever is the equivalent for dragons.

also meetin the older brothers is going to be ONE FUN trip...that and Akatosh might get a new foot-hold on this world considering hes a outside-context problem...and frankly, the world kind of needs the Dovah to help cull the monster population unfortunetly...too many of them keep getting out of the dungeon, and who says its the ONLY dungeon around?

maybe Akatosh set this all up to prevent a GREATER catastrophe from happening down the time-line and decided that introducing his sons to a newer world is a good idea...only a few of them though, cant have them consider taking it over after all. Also Alduin might want a break from taking over the world and/or destroying it to allow a stronger civilization to rise from the ashes. Heck this world could be considered a dragon's "Vacation World"...kind of like how Alaskan's see Hawaii as their "vacation" spot in the US.

and it seems to me Ysmir is going to be having a list of rules on what not to do...as well as maybe Hestia learning a few words to lock him out of certain...issues...
 
Mr. Cloak said:
When I played skyrim, I never touched the chickens. I had learned well from the LoZ games, and I have not forgotten since.
Minecraft may have been harder than it should have been thanks to my unwillingness to poke the potential tiny murder-machine.
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You were a smarter person than I was. Then again I had no idea that throwing an item would actually cause damage that day. As for Minecraft, yeah better safe than sorry. Till you know better.


RandomDwarf said:
whelp...time to bug out of the universe everyone! also that chicken is going to be a tyrannosaur aint it? considering that the chickens ancestors were t-rexs I find it hilarious we farm them.

hmmm I think a mix, make a large stone mound/hill with plenty of perch spots, a large dragon wall that they can reform at will, and then slowly add onto it with more and more stone with shouts until one day someone points out theres a mountain near the city and wonder where the fuck it came from...Hestia is glaring at her "husband" while the kids are in awe of the massive mound of stone with strangely plenty of perch spots for large flying beings...

also you say "YET"...so it looks like Ysmir is going to be treated with the baby-gloves until he gets "old" enough to handle the big-kid-gloves...well...whatever is the equivalent for dragons.

also meetin the older brothers is going to be ONE FUN trip...that and Akatosh might get a new foot-hold on this world considering hes a outside-context problem...and frankly, the world kind of needs the Dovah to help cull the monster population unfortunetly...too many of them keep getting out of the dungeon, and who says its the ONLY dungeon around?

maybe Akatosh set this all up to prevent a GREATER catastrophe from happening down the time-line and decided that introducing his sons to a newer world is a good idea...only a few of them though, cant have them consider taking it over after all. Also Alduin might want a break from taking over the world and/or destroying it to allow a stronger civilization to rise from the ashes. Heck this world could be considered a dragon's "Vacation World"...kind of like how Alaskan's see Hawaii as their "vacation" spot in the US.

and it seems to me Ysmir is going to be having a list of rules on what not to do...as well as maybe Hestia learning a few words to lock him out of certain...issues...
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Was thinking velociraptor first but we will get to a T rex eventually.

The idea came first after thinking on what characters would be unique and I thought back on chickens and dinos. Then I saw this.


That sealed the deal for me. To those that know where this beauty comes from you know where I'm going with this.

As for perches yeah Dragons would like to roost on places like mountains. Hestia...will be having words when Ysmir starts making a portal to a mountain where his brothers are.

As for Hestia's side, yeah she's going to try to keep Ysmir far away from any god. So most of the things like deals and agreements something she in canon before Bell did not like to do because they are troublesome. She would because the worst possible case is the city is set on fire.

As for Akatosh, he doesn't need to do anything but watch.

Mr. Cloak said:
I hate to ask this, but will YEET be a dragon-word in this fic?
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I like to try, think Unrelenting Force does it. But if you find a better word for it. Please do share.
 
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holy heck, mutated tyranno with actual hands and stuff! Super dragon preist anyone?

Also making a portal to the throat of the world...that's going to be...interesting...then again having dragons go on vacations to Danmachi to blow off some steam on some bunch of random monsters that can actually put up something of a challenge for the dovah? That would be equivalent of a safari run for them!
 
Tobi said:
Ah great, I've been using them. By the way, did you enter anything into the translator? It's blank for me.
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You need to make sure it's set as English to Dragon, not the other way around. Also, if words pop up beneath the text box, and they are underlined, the system knows the translated word.

But I did not enter anything- I just provided a link.
 
you know I don't think he can actually heal Heapheastus eye because technically there's nothing wrong with her eye it just looks a little weird but it's perfectly functional as far as I know
 
Chopping off bits of yourself is only insane if you're not absolutely certain you can grow them back.

If you are, then it's not insane, it's just extremely strange.

ZeroTheWarhound said:

Behold the great chickenosaurus rex
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I see your chickenosaurus and raise fluffy fat velocipigeons:



bigreader said:
you know I don't think he can actually heal Heapheastus eye because technically there's nothing wrong with her eye it just looks a little weird but it's perfectly functional as far as I know
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We don't know why Hephaestus has the eyepatch; what is under it has not been revealed in canon yet.
 
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so adorable...those chickens could be Ysmir's little pets! kind of like a floofable and adorable little murder-bird/dinos!
 
Neruz said:
Chopping off bits of yourself is only insane if you're not absolutely certain you can grow them back.

If you are, then it's not insane, it's just extremely strange.


I see your chickenosaurus and raise fluffy fat velocipigeons:




We don't know why Hephaestus has the eyepatch; what is under it has not been revealed in canon yet.
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They look like baby chickenosaurus Rex's to me does anyone else see it?
 
a godslaying world conquering loud boi going around killing parents so he could adopt their children

i dont know about your playthrough :D

edit: just realized my anti soma potential
 
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RandomDwarf said:
holy heck, mutated tyranno with actual hands and stuff! Super dragon preist anyone?

Also making a portal to the throat of the world...that's going to be...interesting...then again having dragons go on vacations to Danmachi to blow off some steam on some bunch of random monsters that can actually put up something of a challenge for the dovah? That would be equivalent of a safari run for them!
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To make a portal to that place Ysmir is going to need very specific coordinates. Something he most likely does not have and yeah the dragons will love it here. The dungeon, monsters all the races and gods would make this a home away from home.

Mr. Cloak said:
You need to make sure it's set as English to Dragon, not the other way around. Also, if words pop up beneath the text box, and they are underlined, the system knows the translated word.

But I did not enter anything- I just provided a link.
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Thanks, it's going to be helpful. Can I ask for help, going to make an information page once chapter 5 is done? It's to catalog all the dragon words Ysmir as used so far. Just point out if I made any mistakes.

ZeroTheWarhound said:

Behold the great chickenosaurus rex
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It reminds me of something from monster hunter. A Great Maccao.



Neruz said:
Chopping off bits of yourself is only insane if you're not absolutely certain you can grow them back.

If you are, then it's not insane, it's just extremely strange.


I see your chickenosaurus and raise fluffy fat velocipigeons:




We don't know why Hephaestus has the eyepatch; what is under it has not been revealed in canon yet.
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This be a good in-between stage I can use for the experiments. As for Hephaestus, I hear it's a birth defect. If it's like that, it's going to take a week or more of experimentation before he can fix her. What he did with Tsubaki and his arm is just reverse time or just regrow. Unless she's fine with getting her eye destroyed then regrown. He's not that skilled yet to handle her but even if it's not it's still something he should be able to deal with.

RandomDwarf. Indeed but I feel like Hestia would stop him from making anymore if she finds out about Ah first.

ZeroTheWarhound Would not say T rex due to the size of their arms but close enough to what I was thinking.

LackOfUpdates. Is there a pic of this? I like to see it.

StealthGorgon2 said:
He is the lucky one. He makes his Dovahkin, and everyone else has to deal with all of the crazy shit the mad bastard gets up to. The Dragon Born is many things, stable is not one of them.
They are highly amusing for Akatosh though, and that's all he needs.
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Yeah, the first one killed off the dragons he was serving then made a deal with a Deadra of knowledge to get more power. All so he could eventually rule the world. Then you have Tiber Septem who made the empire. I imagine he's sitting on a throne or something and eating a god equivalent of popcorn.

kayra. Do tell I like to hear these Anti-Soma measures.
 
RandomDwarf said:
Whelp we're caught up to where we left off last time...but now I'm looking forward to Lily's recruitment! Also Ysmir needs someone to keep him grounded before he goes Dovah on the world...
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And Lily, miss i-will-watch-adventurers-burn-with-a-smile-on-my-face, is the one to do it? I mean, since joining Hestia she has mellowed out but before? Yeah no.

RandomDwarf said:
Also looking forward to when the kids and mom/hestia meet dad/ysmir's side of the family!!! Gonna be allot of uncles to cover though...but at least the one you are getting out of a bad contract/deal will have a set life..
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His situation sounds familiar, but i dont know why.

Also, imagine Akatosh decides to descend for a bit to meet her daughter-in-law
 
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