[X] Stay in your current form. If it ain't broke don't fix it, and you're 99% sure the geese have no way of harming you when you're all scaly. Aside from your wings. Your injured- okay you'll give shifting them out of existence a shot.

Oh god please don't get your ass kicked and need saving. Again.
 
[X] Stay in your current form. If it ain't broke don't fix it, and you're 99% sure the geese have no way of harming you when you're all scaly. Aside from your wings. Your injured- okay you'll give shifting them out of existence a shot.

Eldrich geese. Didn't see that coming. They probably have razor-teeth too, judging by the skeleton by the entrance.
 
Eldrich geese. Didn't see that coming. They probably have razor-teeth too, judging by the skeleton by the entrance.

I wouldn't count on this maze only containing one kind of horrific abomination against all that is good and right in the world.

For example: there could still be clowns.
 
[X] Stay in your current form. If it ain't broke don't fix it, and you're 99% sure the geese have no way of harming you when you're all scaly. Aside from your wings. Your injured- okay you'll give shifting them out of existence a shot.
 
[X] Shift up to your true form. You are a dragon, dammit, and these geese will learn respect! This whole maze will quake before your might, and Abzu will be suitably impressed by the full force of your draconic power as you sweep the flock away and tear the maze asunder! Presuming it holds under your new weight. Which it will. Probably.
 
"Is this your attempt to seduce me?" you ask, half-joking.

[Yeah, is it working? ;3]

You snort despite yourself, and you notice Abzu's paintblotch-white eyes arc up with mirth in kind.

such cute dorks


"It's... no, no you're right," you say haltingly, letting out a sigh of relief. "That's ridiculous. There's no way that-"honk"-WHAT WAS THAT!?"

...oh no

A single pure white goose waddles down the cloudy path, webbed feet silently slapping on the cotton-soft floor. HONK it goes again.

You laugh. "See? I told you there were no clowns. Just an ordinary harmless go-"

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS goes the goose as its fanged beak opens impossibly wide, a barb-toothed tongue the length of its entire body unspooling from the glistening depths within liked a spiked proboscis as it takes off in a flurry of feathers and comes screaming down the path straight at you.

So in hindsight this is a perfectly reasonable explanation but at the same time I want my clowns back.

Geese are bastards.


i retract everything nice about you i ever said

[ ] Shift up to your true form. You are a dragon, dammit, and these geese will learn respect! This whole maze will quake before your might, and Abzu will be suitably impressed by the full force of your draconic power as you sweep the flock away and tear the maze asunder! Presuming it holds under your new weight. Which it will. Probably.

...Can Full Size Eldingar actually fit in the maze? I would have thought the walls would be too close together...
 
10/10 actually fucking laughed out loud, not even "exhaled a bit harder than normal through my nose" but, like, full on disgusting hyena cackling. And I was in the parking lot at work too about to go in! So that's doubly impressive 'cause normally I'm trying to glare a hole through the side of the building.

You delicately take their hand. Whatever you may have expected from their grip it's... on the whole fairly normal. There's a certain softness to it, a sense of fragility, but then they squeeze tight and yank on your arm and you realise you're probably overthinking this.

Ngl I love the little touches to the relationship, how often Abzu takes Eldingar's hand and how they're kinda tugging him along. Abzu's really affectionate and beyond being cute as hell it's a sorta neat hint as to how like...I mean pretty consistently you see Abzu taking the lead on stuff, urging stuff forwards, giving not-quite-orders but authoritative information and making confident suggestions. Sometimes this backfires a bit 'cause it can be tiring to handle and a sort of discouraging if you can't keep up (see: Eldingar and Lyrros both being kinda awkward and self-conscious as Abzu put out their questions/took control of the conversation somewhat). But overall I imagine it's pretty healthy for Eldingar. Or at least something he direly needs, the guy will bunker down beneath a glittery golden comfort blanket and Never Move unless someone drags him out to go do something. And that's pretty much Abzu's MO right there.

It is pretty great though how Eldingar's like ten+ tons of scaled muscle and he's still getting bossed around by an adorable goo-wizard.

[Eldingar please some secrets must be saved for the bedroom~]

Your eyes go very wide at the implications of what kind of 'shapeshifting' that might mean and it makes you feel very very funny inside. You notice Abzu silently giggling out of the corner of your eye and frown deeply, which only makes them 'laugh' harder. But then they hold your hand again so in your magnanimity you're willing to let this insult pass. For now.

rest in pieces eldingar's ass

you had a good run i guess

I wonder if we'll meet a genderfluid dragon using this at some point? Sounds convenient, though.

I imagine! It's actually a really neat take on the shapeshifting stuff tbh. Where identification is mostly personal preference and sometimes practical necessity. It's actually fun to see that even though he's very much a he Eldingar isn't at all put off by others being more fluid in their definitions. And it's pretty natural and organic to the way he is even though he's kind of a shitbird about other stuff sometimes.

Anyway!

[X] Shift up to your true form. You are a dragon, dammit, and these geese will learn respect! This whole maze will quake before your might, and Abzu will be suitably impressed by the full force of your draconic power as you sweep the flock away and tear the maze asunder! Presuming it holds under your new weight. Which it will. Probably.

See, the form we take is going to a. determine how effectively we show off for Abzu and b. determine the nature of the fight scene. So scaling up and going Big is both going to impress Abzu 'cause damn those muscles and means it's more likely that some giant goose monster will emerge from the maze for a climactic duel. Or even better: a gigantic clown. A goose clown.

A goose clownhemoth if you will.
 
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I wonder if we'll meet a genderfluid dragon using this at some point? Sounds convenient, though.
I mean, there is the theory that the half-dragon dragonslayer wasn't just disguising themselves as a servant boy, but a trans man who unfortunately has to regress in order to use his full power (which is equally as likely as them being a genderfluid individual). If shapeshifting* is one of the abilities that half-dragons possess, that could be an example of that.

*Accidentally wrote "Shapeshitting" at first, which is an entirely different superpower
 
[X] Shift up to your true form. You are a dragon, dammit, and these geese will learn respect! This whole maze will quake before your might, and Abzu will be suitably impressed by the full force of your draconic power as you sweep the flock away and tear the maze asunder! Presuming it holds under your new weight. Which it will. Probably.

For a little bit, Eldingar needs to be a big boi. A full-sized dragon could sit on those geese and win. or flick a claw at them.
 
And all the while Abzu has been trying to figure out how to 'talk' to you with your hand in one hand and their staff in the other. You notice a certain amount of consternation on their simple features, seamlessly shifting into a silent 'sigh' of resignation as they slip their gloved hand free of yours. A moment later it's like nothing ever happened.
sh-sh-sh little goobae, it's okay, we'll figure it out
[But doesn't that appeal in its own way? ;p] Abzu signs, double-timing it to stay level with you to 'talk'. You obligingly slow to let them catch up. [Just imagine it, the first dragon to ever be among the stars. Staring down at the world from a brand new constellation~]

"Is this your attempt to seduce me?" you ask, half-joking.

[Yeah, is it working? ;3]
... i mean, yeah.
"Abzu?"

[Hm?]

You point at their hat-brim. "You look like a frosted cake."

[Noooooo not the hat D:] They turn away and doff said pointy wizard-hat to gingerly smack the wide brim free of snow. You hardly expected to find a full head of hair hidden beneath, but what you see out of the corner of your eye makes you double-take. Abzu swiftly dons the impressive hat once more and resumes their enthusiastic pace into the heart of the mountain, but you know what you saw - a crown of curved, backswept horns, glossy and semi-liquid and dripping darkness.

[What's up?] they ask, noticing your expression.

"Did you always have horns or is that a shapeshifting thing?" you ask.

[I have horns?] Almost the second they sign it, Abzu smacks themself in the face with it (it ripples like pudding). [Of course I have horns, stupid me. Forget my own head if it wasn't stuck to my shoulders.] [I've just been wearing my hat so long I kind of forgot myself.]

"You've been wearing your hat for that long?" you repeat incredulously.

[It's a very good hat >:[ ] Abzu signs indignantly. [I mean I also can shapeshift since you brought it up, I'm just saying the horns are default.]
Well they do say the hat makes the wizard!
Your eyes go very wide at the implications of what kind of 'shapeshifting' that might mean and it makes you feel very very funny inside. You notice Abzu silently giggling out of the corner of your eye and frown deeply, which only makes them 'laugh' harder. But then they hold your hand again so in your magnanimity you're willing to let this insult pass. For now.
d'awww

Also, consentacles? Consentacles. Yisss
[Because this man hasn't decomposed] Abzu signs, straightening up and retrieving their staff. They point at the firepit. [See there? Still going strong. No Powder of Smokeless Fire is that good.] [No, this dwarf was killed.] [Devoured, in fact. Stripped to the bone by a swarm of things with very sharp teeth.] [Isn't that incredible?]

"Wha- why?"

[The things that killed him might be something completely undiscovered :D]
Abzu has a very... SV perspective on Terrible Things, it seems.
You know they're just buttering you up, but it's working. It's working very well. All thoughts of potential packs of carnivorous clowns forgotten for a moment you stride up to the door, set your palms against the steel and push with your considerable 'big strong dragon muscles'. It's slow going for just a moment, slow enough that you're almost concerned, but a moment later you feel a subtle tingle of energy flowing through the slab beneath your claws, and it suddenly budges with a gentle hiss of releasing pressure.
Awww, Abzu low-key helping is a nice touch.
"-oooOOOAAAAAAZZZIFUCKINGDAHAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!" you scream at the top of your lungs, the scream transforming seamlessly and unintentionally into a sudden torrent of crackling lightning-breath. It bathes the passageway in dancing light and the stink of storm-air, utterly consuming the monstrous goose mid-flight. By the time you manage to snap your jaw shut like a steel trap what lands on the cloudy floor with a wet plop is much closer to a fresh-cooked roast. For a moment the silence just stretches on, unbroken, as if neither of you want to be the first to admit what just happened.
Yes, this is a perfectly rational response to hostile geese. They have teeth on their tongues, nothing needs teeth on its tongue.
You consider your options as fowl doom draws ever closer.
Boo this person!

Votes, votes...

[X] Shift up to your true form. You are a dragon, dammit, and these geese will learn respect! This whole maze will quake before your might, and Abzu will be suitably impressed by the full force of your draconic power as you sweep the flock away and tear the maze asunder! Presuming it holds under your new weight. Which it will. Probably.

That's funny, I could've sworn there were more options available, but I can't see any. Well, I suppose this is a dragon quest!
 
rest in piece eldingar's ass

you had a good run i guess
Goo is most lubricating.

[X] Stay in your current form. If it ain't broke don't fix it, and you're 99% sure the geese have no way of harming you when you're all scaly. Aside from your wings. Your injured- okay you'll give shifting them out of existence a shot.

Can we please stop pretending that becoming a multi ton dragon without flight in a dungeon made of clouds is a good idea?
 
I am not entirely sure being a multi-ton dragon in a dungeon made out of clouds is an inherently worse idea than being a multi-kilo elf in the same.

These aren't regular clouds, we don't know how much or little they can hold.
 
Wrong!

We do know, in fact, that the clouds are capable of holding us, on account of the fact that we haven't broken them yet.

We don't know if getting bigger will break them, on account of having no data to go on.
On the other hand, breaking the Cloud Dungeon means we can inflict the Dire Geese on someone else, which would be hilarious.
 
Breaking the cloud dungeon also means we can have a flying battle against the geese amid what is probably an infinite skybox. I'm not seeing a downside!
 
[X] Stay in your current form. If it ain't broke don't fix it, and you're 99% sure the geese have no way of harming you when you're all scaly. Aside from your wings. Your injured- okay you'll give shifting them out of existence a shot.

Could we shapeshift into a more massive dragon than our natural form?

Is 'we' the appropriate tag for the protagonist? Or should I use Eldingar?
Adhoc vote count started by Madou Sutegobana on Jul 25, 2018 at 8:24 PM, finished with 3022 posts and 27 votes.

  • [X] Stay in your current form. If it ain't broke don't fix it, and you're 99% sure the geese have no way of harming you when you're all scaly. Aside from your wings. Your injured- okay you'll give shifting them out of existence a shot.
    [X] Shift up to your true form. You are a dragon, dammit, and these geese will learn respect! This whole maze will quake before your might, and Abzu will be suitably impressed by the full force of your draconic power as you sweep the flock away and tear the maze asunder! Presuming it holds under your new weight. Which it will. Probably.
    [X] Shift down to mortal form to fight the geese. Theoretically your wing can't bother you if you don't have a wing, and through half-shifting you'll still have full access to your claws and lightning. If anything you'll look even more impressive, transforming on the fly like that. And Abzu's watching.
    [X] Shift to your coward form. You have had enough of these goddamn geese in this goddamn maze for one day, thinkyewverymuch. And besides, Abzu will appreciate the ride.

Adhoc vote count started by Madou Sutegobana on Jul 26, 2018 at 5:59 PM, finished with 3024 posts and 27 votes.

  • [X] Stay in your current form. If it ain't broke don't fix it, and you're 99% sure the geese have no way of harming you when you're all scaly. Aside from your wings. Your injured- okay you'll give shifting them out of existence a shot.
    [X] Shift up to your true form. You are a dragon, dammit, and these geese will learn respect! This whole maze will quake before your might, and Abzu will be suitably impressed by the full force of your draconic power as you sweep the flock away and tear the maze asunder! Presuming it holds under your new weight. Which it will. Probably.
    [X] Shift down to mortal form to fight the geese. Theoretically your wing can't bother you if you don't have a wing, and through half-shifting you'll still have full access to your claws and lightning. If anything you'll look even more impressive, transforming on the fly like that. And Abzu's watching.
    [X] Shift to your coward form. You have had enough of these goddamn geese in this goddamn maze for one day, thinkyewverymuch. And besides, Abzu will appreciate the ride.
 
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[X] Shift up to your true form. You are a dragon, dammit, and these geese will learn respect! This whole maze will quake before your might, and Abzu will be suitably impressed by the full force of your draconic power as you sweep the flock away and tear the maze asunder! Presuming it holds under your new weight. Which it will. Probably.
 
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