Jian... I understand, but you may want to take a few steps back first and take a look at what you are intending to do. This won't bring you peace I fear.
 
I sincerely hope that at least the Eyes will feel fucking ashamed for bad shit they did. And apologize to Sun Jian for screwing up.

On the other hand, O'Neal will laugh his ass off when/if he hears of how the immortal Emprah is disappointed with Wu.
And then there might be fridge horror when/if they learn from Thor few tiny facts.

"His mental state is fragile. He had to murder his insane children. That genocide consumed life in a whole galaxy. Goa'uld annoy him, don't be like them.
And people of Wu? They perverted his teachings and he isn't amused. Not at all.
I am warning you because he is my race's savior, and you are a friend too."
 
Big E coming to Spank the Galaxy back into Order! Wonder if the Mulani will even acknowledge him as their Emperor
 
Big E coming to Spank the Galaxy back into Order! Wonder if the Mulani will even acknowledge him as their Emperor

I'm trying to imagine how their possible lack of acknowledgement will even matter when Big E is backed up by fuckhuge amounts of killbots and deathships and I got nothing.

"You're not our Emperor anymore! We do what we want, screw you!"

Big E Transmits an image of the broken Pegasus Galaxy

"Behold the field upon which I grow my fucks."
 
I imagine it to go more with assholes being assholes and fanatical worshippers of big E going all "we were faithful! It's those assholes fault when they edited your teachings to serve their political goals!"
And people weirded out with parade of repentful Eyes going around singing in Latin and beating themselves up the heads with wooden planks.
 
Big E coming back home to fix it up.

The God Emperor is coming home, and he's pissed.

The God Emperor of All Mankind wishes he could be this dangerous.

Jian... I understand, but you may want to take a few steps back first and take a look at what you are intending to do. This won't bring you peace I fear.

Depends. Inner peace is debatable. A scorched, lifeless ruin is peaceful, in the sense that there is nothing left to have conflict, so he can definitely achieve galactic peace, as long as you don't mind the costs.
 
I found the disconnect between how much trouble the Network had imagining being Sun Jian, and how easily he took up that role interesting.
 
Jian... I understand, but you may want to take a few steps back first and take a look at what you are intending to do. This won't bring you peace I fear.

On the contrary: Jian needs to do something to feel better. This is something. He should do this.
You can't argue with logic like that.:D
 
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"Behold the field upon which I grow my fucks."
"As you can see, it used to be lush and verdant, but then I fucked it."
"Let me just..." roots around his is pocket, comes up empty. "Sorry, looks like I forgot to bring any fucks with me today."

"I'm afraid I already used up my yearly quota of fucks. You'll just have to make do without."

"Sorry, we are currently experiencing a significant fucks shortfall. I have none for you today. Perhaps next week?"

"Oh, oh dear." "What is it?" "It's my fucks. They've mysteriously vanished. Every last one. I wonder why."
 
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I don't know if you can generalize an entire race based on what their government decided to do.

Either way, it was a decision that was way over the line of authority for a group that shouldn't have authorized it.
 
I don't know if you can generalize an entire race based on what their government decided to do.

Either way, it was a decision that was way over the line of authority for a group that shouldn't have authorized it.
That would, admittedly, be rather similar to going 'the Nazi party committing all kinds of atrocities means we shall now kill all the Germans. Yep, every one of them'-sure, the leadership might be irredeemable and should be executed ASAP, but not every citizen participated evenly-some may have been legitimately entirely oblivious.
 
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For all many of the Aschen know, it really was sad how their neighbors died out.

Could you put it past a government willing to do what the Aschen did as a faction to be willing to lie to their own citizenry and suppress anyone who questions things?
 
Could you put it past a government willing to do what the Aschen did as a faction to be willing to lie to their own citizenry and suppress anyone who questions things?
Well, we know they are willing to lie if only to outsiders, so it's not like they are 'evil, but with a peerless code of, if not honor, at least honesty', so yeah. I'd expect rather a lot of suppression of information. At which point even a lot of those involved in making the tools of atrocity may be badly misinformed about what they are actually for etc.
 
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