Deus Ex: The Sixth World [Deus Ex: Human Revolution/Shadowrun]

[X] Eat. That's what augments need, right? Lots of calories? Might help the ache.


You haul yourself over to the kitchen, almost literally. Even with the stabilizers in your limbs and in your brain, even with the synthetic bio-feedback, even with the materials as lightweight as they can go while still giving Sarif a military-grade technocratic erection, sometimes walking feels like you're trying to do ballet with tractors for legs. You're lugging around so much metal it'd qualify as a workout, if there was anything left to work out. At this point it's the metal lugging you around, really, a glorified wheelchair for the ultimate invalid. You've got the sports car of iron lungs. You're just a half-chewed strip of jerky, with cocktail sticks for limbs and a shiny foil wrapper.

The weird metaphor wakes you up. Fuck, maybe you really are hungry. Maudlin distraction briefly subdued with embarrassment, you find yourself staring at the reflective chrome finish of a cupboard.

This is the New You™, after all. The augmentations are part of you, they keep saying. They're not something plugged into your body, they are your body. You need to make them part of your self-image, or you'll never feel comfortable in your own skin. Cue deadpan joke about not having much skin left, polite chuckle from doctor, no but really we have trained professionals who'll offer only the best of etc etc. One nurse keeps giving you pamphlets. You keep meaning to throw them away, but there are about half a dozen forming a nest in your jacket pocket right now.

Diet was another thing they were big on at the clinic. The augmentations burn through fuel, that's how they explained it. Artificial and natural. You needed to eat often, eat regularly, and eat healthily.

You gingerly swing the cupboard door open, and survey your varied and nutritious stock of groceries.

[-] Sun Bran? Your gums ache at the thought of bran right now.
[-] Magic Gnome? You're pretty sure gnomes are an actual ethnic group in Turkey, or somewhere ending in -stan. You push them to one side.
[-] Crunchy Pirate? Maybe. Oh, these ones are technicolour instead of the usual starch-yellow. You check the back. Apparently they're meant to be gems. Pass.
[-] Augmentchoos? You stare at the grinning kid on the front, telescoping arm looping around the box to dip his spoon into his bowl. Now With MORE Iron!

In the end you decide to just finish off whatever's the least full, and dig your way through several more boxes and satchets aimed at a range of age groups before you find an almost-empty box of Crunch Flakes hiding in the back. You pile one bowl far too high with the world's most enduringly generic cereal, shaking out the powdery dregs like it's some kind of garnish, and use up your last bag of milk before settling in to work your way through the dry, unsoaked outer layers. By the time you strike milk the flakes have lost all crunch, and are more like a glucose-flavoured bowl of soggy newspaper. This is just how you like your cereal. You have stubbornly insisted on the truth of this fact every day of your life, and you don't plan to stop now.



[X] Revlid

[Dragon Dongers!: Swallow Some Fire!]
*Eve wordlessly pours it straight into the trash*

Just for once, I want to try creating an Adam (or rather, Eve) Jensen that's actually at least mostly mentally and emotionally stable.

We are cyberpunk squared yo. If things get any more neon ScarJo in a skinsuit is going to crash through our window chased by a horde of internet bloggers.

So no I think it's sorta part of the point that that ain't happening. :V
 
[X] Eat. That's what augments need, right? Lots of calories? Might help the ache.

You know, it's absolutely bizarre to read that native American rebellion stuff.

I mean, I know that was in the original Shadowrun, but it seems like such a weird detail. :p
 
[X] Eat. That's what augments need, right? Lots of calories? Might help the ache.

Let's attempt to figure out the timeline a bit, shall we? Deus Ex Human Revolution takes place in 2027. Given that Eve didn't seem surprised by either the mage or the troll, as well as going by the little newsreel bit, we can assume that the Shadowrun timeline is pretty on track. The most relevant thing to the Deus Ex plotline coming up in the Shdowrun timeline is in 2029 with the Crash (basically a super computer virus) and cyberdecks are just about to start becoming a thing.
 
The most relevant thing to the Deus Ex plotline coming up in the Shdowrun timeline is in 2029 with the Crash (basically a super computer virus) and cyberdecks are just about to start becoming a thing.

Also, the events of Mankind Divided are also in 2029. Well, unless we do something to change the time line.
 
[X] Try doing some physio. You don't actually want to, but you really should. Plenty of painkillers around once you can't go on any more.
 
[X] Eat. That's what augments need, right? Lots of calories? Might help the ache.
 
[X] Revlid

So... what just happened?

How did we survive a bullet to the skull?

I have no familiarity with either of the settings involved, so...
 
Wait guys, girls, other, I have the best idea, what's rich in calories and relaxes people?

[X] Drink. You're sure you left a quarter-bottle of whiskey around here somewhere. Should help the pain.
 
[ x] Eat. That's what augments need, right? Lots of calories? Might help the ache

- [X]Ice-cream... ciocolate......
 
[X] Try doing some physio. You don't actually want to, but you really should. Plenty of painkillers around once you can't go on any more.

> eve

zerban why

do you understand how hard its gonna be for me to not hear adam's voice coming out of her mouth
 
[X] Drink. You're sure you left a quarter-bottle of whiskey around here somewhere. Should help the pain.

While yeah, okay, you've hardly ever been the life of the party, or really much of anything even loosely assosciated with fun, you have it on good information that one of the best ways to deal with a headache early in the morning is substance abuse. You doubt it, but generations of college grads have supposedly done this and managed to at least appear competent, and with the state of your calendar being what it is you're under no obligation to do even that well.

So resolved, you heave yourself up to something like a standing position and-

and you slam your shin against the coffee table. Again. Damn it. It scrapes across the floor sending paper and other garbage fluttering before it comes to a rest against the wall. At least these days your legs tend to win these sorts of fights, meaning that it was the table that had to-

urgh. You stop that train of thought before it goes even further off the rails and make your way over to the kitchen. Surely there's something appropriately middle of the range that fits how utterly wretched you feel; something that you can nurse for a while and then pass out again. Or at least that was the plan before you saw the depressingly slim pickings available. Hmmm; novelty bottle, or fluorescent mystery?

In the end your poison of choice is from the glass violin rather than something that looks as though it might have been mixed with motor oil, and you shuffle back to your resting place and set the bottle on the coffee-

Damn it. You pick up the bottle and settle in to write-off the rest of the morning.
 
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[X] Drink. You're sure you left a quarter-bottle of whiskey around here somewhere. Should help the pain.
 
[X] Drink. You're sure you left a quarter-bottle of whiskey around here somewhere. Should help the pain.

The universal answer to problems. If it does not help, drink harder. Soon you'll either not care, or have other problems to worry about.
 

The best I've found. Most of the others are too anime.

Or they have wrong hair colors.
 
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The best I've found. Most of the others are too anime.

Or they have wrong hair colors.
Hm. Face isn't goaty enough. Jensen has a chin like a crescent moon, only emphasized by his goatee.

I think another piece from the same artist looks better:

As a random aside, Adam Jensen has styled hair. It's simple, not something elaborate or obvious, but it's very clearly spiky, gelled, almost feathered. His beard is similarly well-trimmed. I'd wonder if it weren't synthetic, if he didn't have the exact same do going on beforehand. This suggests to me that he takes the time to style his hair, despite his aggressively bachelor lifestyle in every other respect – that it's part of his daily routine. And I don't imagine he became any less attached to his hair after it started making up a sizeable percentage of his remaining organic body mass.
 
Chapter Five: Midnight Breakfast
Food. You need food.

You lean forward, slowly, by degrees. Take it slow, that's what they kept telling you. All the augments in the world won't make you superhuman while you're still in the recovery stage. It takes the brain time to adjust for the stabilising and biofeedback software. Especially when it's had a bullet in it.

flash heat pain scream darkness

You shut your eyes. One thing at a time.

Lean forward, shift your weight. Can't trust the most basic of unconscious motions, not yet. Have to take it all slow, one step at a time, plan it out like you're playing poker with yourself. Plant your hands on the low coffee table, framing a very full ashtray and and a crystal tumbler with the congealed dregs of... something-or-other at the bottom. Push, gently, don't want to break the table in half. They said your enhanced strength calibration software would only come online once your brain was sufficiently healed, but given your notoriously trigger-happy arm-blades you're once-bitten twice-shy at this point.

You grunt and groan softly as you rise to your full height - whatever that is at this point. It's like balancing on stilts, a double-amputee tottering around on a pair of peg-legs lashed to her stumps. Not even that. The leg prosthetics go all the way up to your hips, replaced all the important muscle groups. Minimising the organic-to-augment muscle interaction in day-to-day life speeds recovery and just works better in the long run, they told you all about it. So it's not agony to walk - it's just numb, like both legs have fallen asleep without the pins-and-needles. Phantom limb syndrome with very real 'phantoms'. You steady yourself against the wall with your hand as you round the corner into your kitchen.

Sarif comped you the penthouse. Comped you a lot more than that. It's a high-end bachelor's pad, open-plan living room and kitchen leading to just one bedroom. Smart home system that handles physical security, computer in your room that handles the digital stuff. You've gotten a lot of use out of home-delivery recently. All you've got in the house right now is cereal, milk, and LIMB-brand energy bars. Now in chocolate, caramel and vanilla. You opt for the former. You retrieve a bowl (carefully) and start filling it with Augmen-choos, hand mostly covering the noodle-armed Inspector Gadget kid on the box. It runs out a lot quicker than you expected, trailing off into a sugary trickle. You grimace, tossing the empty box down the countertop. Have to order more soon.

You crack open a fresh box to top up the bowl. Magic Gnome, under fire for alleged racial insensitivity. Could be a collector's item soon if it gets taken off the shelves. You've got a bright future ahead of you as a cereal speculator if-

Heh. You can't even joke about that in your head. You give serious consideration to Irishing-up a bowl of cereal. You relent at the last moment and hunch over the countertop to start eating instead.

Good choice. It only takes a few bites before you can feel yourself start to recharge a little, feel a little more normal. Milk does a right sight better job rehydrating you than whiskey would, and the sugar makes that special part of your brain light up with pleasure. Might even be one of the organic parts. Basic animal instinct - if you're eating it must be safe to eat, ergo it's safe, ergo no reason to be stressed. Such a vast, complicated web of thoughts and feelings and urges, and still so many 'if X therefore Y' patterns hard-wired into it. You finish the cereal and pick up the bowl, gulping down the last of the sugary milk.

Your hand rests on the countertop beside the empty bowl. You stare at it. You pick out every fine detail in the design, the craftsmanship. The automotive finish on the black metal, making it shine in the dim light of your apartment. The little raised ridges running from your wrist to your knuckles, concealing false tendons. All the little cracks and seams where the interlocking pieces of casing fit together, screwed tight. Turn it over, look at your palm. Rubberized pads for grip, no risk of metal-on-metal slips. Such a basic thing to put in a hand augment but you never even thought about it until now. Never thought about a lot of things. You've been around augmented people before. But you've never been alone with one like this. Had to hear the soft whirring with every single move, every errant twitch from healing nerves. Unmasked by the silence. You've started using white noise to get to sleep. Among other things.

What else do you have hidden away inside you? You haven't exactly inspected yourself. Wouldn't mean anything even if you did. The blades are just the tip of the iceberg. LIMB wouldn't release the full installation list, told you to concern yourself with basic recovery first. Functions will switch on naturally over time as your body and mind heal, they said. Just have to take them on their word. And Sarif's.

Sarif. You woke up in a stranger's body and he was there by your bed to tell you he was the one who gave the order. You were on too many painkillers to reply. Lucky him.


You can't believe you miss the ICU. It's been hell ever since you got out. Six weeks of nothing but silence and solitude. Even a trip to the gas station for more smokes is an ordeal. Get-well-soon cards by the dozen, enough to insulate the whole place, but no calls. No offers. Platitudes. They mean well but they're frightened. Of what happens if they push too hard and you break. Go psycho, like all those augged-out-of-their-mind lunatics Picus loves to cover.

Shit. You need to clear your head. Or distract yourself. Something.

[ ] Watch TV. Whatever's on can't be worse than what's rattling around inside your head.

[ ] Try and sleep it off. You have to try and get your schedule back on-track sometime, now's as good a time as any.

[ ] Watch the TED talk Taggart gave last year online. There's a couple of bits in there about augmentation issues. You can calibrate your bullshit radar, try and sift something useful out of it. He's a licensed psychiatrist and his right-hand man's a surgeon of some renown - there'll be some medical facts in there, if only as footing for more spin.

[ ] Research Hugh Darrow online. Used to be you had no reason to care the man existed beyond being one of Sarif's friends. Now his tech's the only reason you're still breathing. As good a time as any to educate yourself.

[ ] Run a check on Sarif's background and history with the media. You're hardly in any fit state to commence an investigation into the attack from your bedroom, but everything that's happened the past three months has ignited a new curiosity in you. A sinking feeling that you don't know your own boss as well as you thought you did.
 
[X] Watch the TED talk Taggart gave last year online. There's a couple of bits in there about augmentation issues. You can calibrate your bullshit radar, try and sift something useful out of it. He's a licensed psychiatrist and his right-hand man's a surgeon of some renown - there'll be some medical facts in there, if only as footing for more spin.
 
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