Gotta love good, well written SI stories where the SI is actually competent and dangerous, but, as said before, the story is still good and well written. Too many SIs nowadays practically wrap their Inserts in chains.
 
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Yes, I think many people grew up with Mary Sue style SI's, learned to hate them, didn't want to fall into the same trap and went too far in the other direction.

A good SI has impact on the story without taking it over. Which, from what I've seen so far, seems to be the case here.
 
There is also an irritating tendency to stay true to canon, going so far as staying on the rail for the whole story that I find maddening, where is the point of the story if your insert is just a guy/gal who stay in the background and doesn't accomplish anything worthwhile? Character development is nice but I don't want to read a whole story based solely on it, even more if the character in question is the author...
 
There is also an irritating tendency to stay true to canon, going so far as staying on the rail for the whole story that I find maddening, where is the point of the story if your insert is just a guy/gal who stay in the background and doesn't accomplish anything worthwhile? Character development is nice but I don't want to read a whole story based solely on it, even more if the character in question is the author...

That is exactly why I could never write an SI, it would always be an OC, because if I were placed in a story I'd stay out of the way, avoid any and all conflict and danger and try to keep my head down.
 
Ah. Sorry, but our opinions differ on that matter. I find SIs who act like they know nothing about the places they have been inserted in, while the writer does have knowledge, to be unrealistic. For me personally, I also find having a little cheat sheet in these stories and in interactions to be very entertaining to write and read.
Personally, I'm a sucker for time travel and peggy sue fics—and what they have in common with SIs is the introduction of someone with a level of knowledge about the world that's completely out-of-context for the other characters. Removing such knowledge from SIs takes away much of the draw for me.

One thing that really confuses me is, why even call it a self insert if they SI doesn't know anything about the series they are in? Why not just call it an original character instead?
This. Although an OC with such knowledge is fine too, for most readers, at least, not necessarily for the writer—after all, not too many of your readers are likely to cry 'Fish is OOC!' or 'Fish in Name Only!' if the inserted character is not true to your actual self, so long as it doesn't contradict what's established earlier in the fic. There are even a few SIs that are explicit in that they're not based on the author, just some original anime-watcher-person or whatever.
 
Personally, I'm a sucker for time travel and peggy sue fics—and what they have in common with SIs is the introduction of someone with a level of knowledge about the world that's completely out-of-context for the other characters. Removing such knowledge from SIs takes away much of the draw for me.
Same, I just love seeing how a change in knowledge can change things.

On that note, have you ever heard of Mother of Learning?
 
Shadow Bending is canon. It showed up in the comics belonging to an OC made by some kid who won a contest. So light bending is theoretically possible.
Huh. Do you have a source for this?
http://avatar.wikia.com/wiki/New_Recruits

Surprisingly its a thing that exists. I know, its weird.
Generalissimo did a bit of loose half baked research on this.
New Recruits isn't cannon.
So far as the actual illusive shadow bending. . .

Analay creates physical constructs from shadow.
Weapons, bindings, and even a wolf all manifested.
Shadow into physical form capable of effecting material stuff.
Doesn't appear to merely bending light. . .
. . . because light certainly lacks the kind of mass present in Analay's creations :o
Considering we only see it a couple times in a short comic I can't be certain.
Going to guess that it's a spiritual thing?
Far more similar to spiritual type of techniques occasionally featured in Legend of Korra?
 
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You've never read Terry Pratchett's Discworld series?! You are missing out, it's one of the best selling series in the world and for good reason. The book he's referring to is called "Wee Free Men" and, while it's set in the Discworld, it's more of a companion series written for children, still excellent though and I would highly recommend it.

It reminded me of it more than anything. The main character of those books, Tiffany Aching, has 'second' thoughts and 'third' thoughts, which she listens to but they are still her. The mental chatter kind of reminded me of it.

Still, Discworld is love and should be read by Fishie, who is also love.

Discworld?

You guys read Discworld, too?

I LOVE YOU BE MY FRIENDS.

(Also, Fishy, new update is great. I like the face bending. Inspiring loyalty is also good. You'ze good, Fishi.)
 
7
7.

We stand at the harbor of the colony, which House Qiao administrates. It is of a moderate size. Over fifty fishing boats that each carries less than ten people at most, some dozen or so junks, and a single ironclad galley are docked here. Several thousand people are bustling up and down the hill leading from the pier to the town with all sort of crates, wagons and carts. There is a stinking smell of fish and oyster here and it causes me to crinkle our nose. Rather than disgusting Azula however, it just causes her to feel a tinge of hunger. Maybe it's because it smells like blood-in-the-water?

Due to our cold headdress and armored retinue, we are given relatively wide berth. It is just enough that I can see the girls aren't getting knocked into the water. The ship we are taking is actually a junk, which is anything but junk in actuality. There is a sort of flavor to the ship, for its sails to spread to so wide and its color so vibrant. It reminds me of one of the ships I saw in Hong Kong when I first visited as a child.

"Princ—er, Commander? May I have permission to speak freely?" The girl beside me, clad in light scale and soft leather, stutters with a quiver. She is one of the twelve who are accompanying us asks as we board the ship to the Capital. It pleases us that our presence makes her so afraid to speak, but it pleases me more that she

Azula almost replies instinctively before I can stop her, 'No.'

"Granted," I grumble. 'Do you want stupid minions or smart companions? It's not like they even can question you for the sake of hurting you; the most they can do is help you figure out if our plan has any problems.'

"Why are we going back to the Capital? Shouldn't we go to Omashu?" The girl asks almost too naïvely. But then again, she is only sixteen years old.

I turn to the shangdengbing and see her fellows watching on carefully. It feels good to know that they are as intelligent as I thought them to be when I chose them. When I stand in this cesspool of a pier they call a dock and have the ten different scents of urine and feces assail my senses, it is all too easy to forget that they are individually as intelligent as modern day people. Sure, they aren't as well educated and they aren't nearly as developed industrially, but humans are humans no matter how you look at it. In fact, since most high ranking officers in the military (males) choose to promote or train people who are similar (other males), it is easy to see that I have the crème of the crop. Why the Fire Nation, which treats women and men equally in the military, does not crack down on such sexist behaviors is a mystery to me, but who cares, right? I'm benefitting…

Shangdengbing Lin and her eleven troops are actually not anyone spectacular. Of the twelve, only Lin and two others are firebenders. Three others are archers, but the rest are—were—suppose to be regular shield-wall-and-spear troopers. Sneaking a peak at their language and mathematics scores, I lament how wasted their talents are by this (relatively) inefficient Fire Nation bureaucracy. We are choosing to teach them double-entry bookkeeping and other accounting tricks and Azula will teach them basic legalese and legal tricks she learned from Ozai on this boat trip.

In the end of a long discussion between Azula and me, we want to start nurturing an army of accountants and lawyers, auditors and inspectors. The Inquisition has to diversify somehow after the war ends, doesn't it?

"Shangdengbing Lin," We address her professionally. They are small things, recognition and acknowledgement, but Azula's eyes zoom immediately upon how the older girl's shoulders straighten ever so slightly. "I trust Li to teach Sho and Lo to teach Dai, and the reversed as well. We are going to the Capital because we require… additional resources, and knowledge."

'That's a nice way to say we don't trust Li and Lo to plot together.' Azula muses, 'Sparing the sisters was a weak decision, no matter how you look at it.'

I resist an urge to sigh mentally. She hasn't let this go for the past twelve hours. 'They owe us their lives. They know this: we can finish them off at any time. This means we can let them keep Li and Lo on track. Anyway, all four of them are competent enough, however you look at it.'

'Then why not send them to Gaoling?' Azula asks. There is a spark of curiosity in her.

The funny thing about that is that there is a Gaoling in China. That Gaoling is one of the more industrious prefectures of China, though out of the way. It so happens our Gaoling is similar. But what makes this Gaoling so special, aside from it being the residence of Beifong Toph, is that it is a center of commerce for mineral resources, near the mouth of a river and a bay, and it is in a wonderful location for domination of the southern-most hemisphere. Oh, Omashu and some other places are certainly better, but none are as nearly as rich or developed. In the short term, what little infrastructure they have and what little industrial culture they have makes them much more valuable than towns like Kiyoshi Island. That said, I reply to Azula, 'Because Gaoling is only a temporary headquarters. You know that; we're just trying to feel out the location.'

'We're still spreading ourselves out too much,' Azula grinds finally.

I hum noncommittally. She does have a point; we are moving too fast. As with most successful investors will say, there is nothing to fear from moving too slowly.

We just don't have the time for that.

"Hello, Captain Guai," We say as we step onto the ship. "Ready to depart?"

Captain Guai looks more like an onion smuggler than a civilian vessel captain, but I don't judge much by looks. There is an air about him that smells of the sea, even when he is on land. He is curt in that same way, rumbling but gentle. "Depart? Already, milady? The lads haven't had their fill!"

That is the problem with contracting civilian vessels. Sure, three are used; one is for Li and Sho, one is for Lo and Dai, and finally, one is for us. Two are on their way to their destination now, and we are merely here to see them off, while picking up some supplies that are 'gifts to the new company from House Qiao'. It might be a sort of bribe to keep his daughter alive, a way to curry more favor, or something else. I don't know, but it will help sustain the company until we're done. Still, these civilian boats are patriotic enough to offer us discount rates, and we would not hinder the war effort by taking a military vessel, despite our importance.

We are still in home waters, after all, and all military vessels are busy catching Water Tribe scum.

There is little about the Qiao Colony that is great; in fact it is rather droll and quaint. I know I am using my own biases of modern development, but Azula feels the same way as I on this matter. It so happens she spent her life in the most developed city of the Fire Nation, so that might have something to do with it. We just want to leave as quickly as possible. Still… "Fine, we leave at noon then."

Then I step into our cabin below decks, ignoring any of the inconsequential complaints and bickering of the crew authoritatively. 'Yeah, respect my authority.'

Most of the girls do not actually know why we are so focused on Omashu or the Red Omashu Trading Company. They think it's because we're trying to help the company push for domination of the region. After all, if taken, there is but a single bastion left in the Earthen Kingdoms. Oh, there will still be fortresses, towns, and small spreads of rich manors, but there will be no more walled cities to stand before us. So it does not come as a surprise to me when Lin asks, "What resource is at the Capital that is so dire, Commander?"

Azula resists the urge to growl. It is close though, because she has been repressing the urge to tell everyone to shut up for hours now. I answer for her, "Oh, I want to ask my friend Kang Mai to join us."

"I understand," Lin nods.

"No, no you don't," I reply immediately.

"Commander?"

"Her father, Kang Cao, is the largest shareholder and one of the initial seed investors of the Red Omashu Trading Company. He is also a man who wants to climb the marble steps… It stands that we must align our interests," I say at last. It will not do to reveal too much, too soon. Mai's father's ambition is known well enough in the court circles; it is expected someone as well-educated and rich as him will be entering the royal court as a governor or a magistrate sooner than later.

All the gossip we hear says this.

But what side is Mai's father on? And which side will Mai be on?

I find my lips curving as we muse. Maybe it is bad lightning of the lower cabins or the waves rocking the junk, but our dear escorts look like they shivered as they watched and waited for their expected lesson in the art of paperwork. 'Well, let's not keep them waiting.'​
 
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Ahh, boring paperwork, it plagues all aspects of life since the conception of paper. From poor men to kings, It is truly the great equalizer.

Thankfully we have mooks to lighten the load.
I'm half expecting these ladies to be experts in the art of paperfu by a few months.
 
Hundreds of years from now, Fire Lord Azula will not be known for her accomplishments in uniting the world. Rather, she will be remembered for unleashing the horror that is Lawbending, Numbersbending, and Paperworkbending onto the world...
 
Great work as usual. I like the interaction between The SI and Azula. Also that was a clever way of introducing Mai, can't wait for more.
 
Hundreds of years from now, Fire Lord Azula will not be known for her accomplishments in uniting the world. Rather, she will be remembered for unleashing the horror that is Lawbending, Numbersbending, and Paperworkbending onto the world...
Then you done your job as a SI for she will be forever remembered in history even into the far future.
 
I'm too tired to give a critique any useful observations, I just want to say it was a good chapter and made me laugh and thanks for writing.

Goodnight.
 
Hundreds of years from now, Fire Lord Azula will not be known for her accomplishments in uniting the world. Rather, she will be remembered for unleashing the horror that is Lawbending, Numbersbending, and Paperworkbending onto the world...
Then you done your job as a SI for she will be forever remembered in history even into the far future.

You mean you dont intend to live forever? And you were supposed to have ambition...
 
Azula's consistently portrayed as intelligent, if subject to her own biases (and a little brattiness), and I like that she's both insightful and observant. Also, if she can keep from giggling or the like (from last chapter) while mentally deliberating with you about her decisions, this might make her look as if she's adopting her father's mannerisms of looking ponderous and profound. I'm not sure that would work on those closest to her, though.

But what makes this Gaoling so special, aside from it being the residence of Beifong Toph, is that it is a center of commerce for mineral resources, near the mouth of a river and a bay, and it is in a wonderful location for domination of the southern-most hemisphere. Oh, Omashu and some other places are certainly better, but none are as nearly as rich or developed.
I don't know enough about the AtLA world, but looking at the map in the wiki, Gaoling might be better than Omashu already if we're specifically going for the southern hemisphere (rather than the continent in general), especially economically.

If not for the mountain range to the north complicating things, Gaoling would also be significant to dominating the equatorial and northern parts of Earth kingdom as well, but alas the range is in the way. The nearby waterway access to the ocean ensures its Gaoling's economic dominance long-term and much easier logistics anywhere south of that mountain range.

In the end of a long discussion between Azula and me, we want to start nurturing an army of accountants and lawyers, auditors and inspectors.
Truly, your villainy knows no bounds.

'Yeah, respect my authority.'
Heh. Bonus points for this being Azula rather than the SI.

We stand at the harbor of the colony, which House Qiao administrates.
Unnecessary.

Rather than disgusting Azula however, it just causes her to feel a tinge of hunger. Maybe it's because it smells like blood-in-the-water?
Watch out, Fish—she'll eat you up. Also, there should be a comma between 'Azula' and 'however'.

There is a sort of flavor to the ship, for its sails to spread to so wide and its color so vibrant.
The second 'to' definitely doesn't belong there. Although it would sound better without the first one as well, since that way it will match the pattern in the second part of the sentence.

She is one of the twelve who are accompanying us asks as we board the ship to the Capital.
This sentence makes more sense without 'asks'.

It pleases us that our presence makes her so afraid to speak, but it pleases me more that she
That she does what?

... it is easy to see that I have the crème of the crop.
Eh... this works in conveying indended meaning, but it does join separate idioms: crème de la crème and cream of the crop. They mean the same thing and are both understood in the Anglosphere, but it feels odd to mix them. Unless you meant to do that.

Three others are archers, but the rest are—were—suppose to be regular shield-wall-and-spear troopers.
Supposed, not suppose?

Sneaking a peak at their language and mathematics scores, ...
Peek, not peak?

"I trust Li to teach Sho and Lo to teach Dai, and the reversed as well. We are going to the Capital because we require… additional resources, and knowledge."
Reverse, not reversed? Also, the last comma doesn't belong.

As with most successful investors will say, there is nothing to fear from moving too slowly.
This sentence would make more sense without the 'with'.

Two are on their way to their destination now, and we are merely here to see them off, while picking up some supplies that are 'gifts to the new company from House Qiao'.
...

I answer for her, "Oh, I want to ask my friend Kang Mai to join us."
You did or Azula?

"… It stands that we must align our interests,"
Stands to reason, or intentionally stands?

Maybe it is bad lightning of the lower cabins or the waves rocking the junk, but our dear escorts look like they shivered as they watched and waited for their expected lesson in the art of paperwork.
Lighting, rather than lightning? Also, the sudden switch from present tense to past tense in the middle of the sentence is slightly jarring—and unnecessary, since it's apparently talking about things happening at the same time.

———
On that note, have you ever heard of Mother of Learning?
Yes. Thanks for reminding me of it! Apparently, I'm already several chapters behind, despite its perpetually slow updates.
 
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