In the depths, there are only torpedoes. (And love.)
Monday, August 27th, 1923

János Müller taps on your desk, awkwardly staring into the distance.

"My son is off to sea again, and has left orders behind that my granddaughter is to be kept under very strict supervision at all times," he tells you. "Not that I think there is anything wrong, the man is being a bit overprotective. Back in July, she disappeared for almost a week without telling anyone and then showed back up at her aunt's house without a word of explanation, but she has been an obedient daughter since then. I think Tamás does not want me to become a great-grandfather soon."

He coughs. "I noticed the expense receipts for two passengers to Trieste and back. And Herr Schmidt at the yard described your traveling companion to me when I gave him a phone call. I do not disapprove of a match, but perhaps we should have a long and frank talk sometime before my son's ship comes back from deployment."

You pause, considering how to reply to that, when the old man changes the subject.

"I wish we had a better notion of what the French are doing with the Courbet ships. There are four of them, and we know almost nothing. They are holding their cards close to the chest. Ah, Heinz! Do you have anything new about the Courbets?" The old man waves out of the open door, ending the chance for a private conversation about Birgit.

"Ach, you old man, you asked me that last Thursday! Today I know that we didn't know what I thought we knew on Thursday. The Vickers man has a cousin in Toulon and vacation time coming, it may have just been a coincidence after all."

Thursday, September 13th, 1923

Today, you scheduled a long business lunch with Severino, Gergely, and a representative from Škoda, who was trying to figure out whether or not Škoda should bid to supply the 21 cm guns called for on the refit Viribus Unitis. They will be competing against Krupp in that bid if they do so; the delays in the construction of the new Prinz Heinrich cruiser class, delays in the construction of the new Prussia class battleships, as well as the decision to refurbish and recycle a number of older-model guns on recently scrapped ships on new construction, have left Krupp in a tight position and eager to sell new 21cm guns elsewhere.

You told the Škoda representative to hold off on bidding until you're done negotiating with Krupp – you are trying to get a favor out of Krupp, and that would be valuable leverage. He didn't seem very happy about it, but did think that meant it was likely he could get a future favor out of him, especially when you told him to try to sell more of the new 12cm gun.

[] Tell the Škoda representative to hold off on bidding until you're done negotiating with Krupp – you are trying to get a favor out of Krupp, and this is leverage.
[] They should not do so, because you are sure this is a one-off gun contract.
-[] The 19 cm caliber used on the Erherzog Karl class is a more likely candidate for a heavy cruiser gun, and Škoda is well positioned to pick up those contracts – Krupp is unlikely to compete.
-[] The Austro-Hungarian navy is not likely to build new heavy cruisers for a while in any event.
[] Demur on the subject of advice on 21cm guns, but plead with him to try to push to sell more of the new 12cm anti-aircraft gun.
[] They should propose to copy the older-model 21cm/45 Krupp guns that were on the overweight SMS Blücher, and were subsequently installed on the Habsburgs when they were downgunned and reclassified as cruisers. They are a little bit less powerful, but it will make for easier logistics to have more of the same gun in service.
[] They should make an ambitious proposal with a new cutting-edge extra-powerful 21cm/55 gun - the Austro-Hungarian navy will surely need such powerful guns on new treaty-limit cruisers, and Škoda may even be able to export guns to some neighbors.
[] (write-in)

Gergely was very excited about the proposed refit of the Viribus Unitis, and spent much of lunch talking about how wonderfully amazing the ship will be as the command ship of a cruiser squadron. You had your hands full trying to keep Severino from challenging the representative on his patriotism; Severino seems to hold the opinion that any man too interested in making a profit isn't enough of a patriot.

Friday, September 14th, 1923

"Look, it is simple, as this Italian parliamentarian says – we need a third way," Severino tells you, his arms crossed over each other. "I am not saying I want to be an Italian, they are crazy, but the man has a point. We need a third way. The capitalists will bleed the country dry if you let them, and as for the socialists, well, they will soon be the end of Spain, and then you will see how bad the socialists are."

You frown. "I'm still not quite clear on this idea of a revolutionary vanguard, but the pamphlets you showed me yesterday seemed alarming enough, yes. But both of those ways seem new – shouldn't the old way of, um..." You pause, trying to find something a little less backwards-sounding than feudalism. "… nobility, patronage, respect for breeding and all that be called the 'first way' if it came first?"

Severino shrugs. "Well, I think he is not exactly wanting an old way, and there were, well, inefficiencies in the old way. This Benito Mussiliñes, he is trying to make a new and more effective way, though he has some respect for tradition. I think it is a wonderful idea."

"I hope not too wonderful. You remember the Dalmatian files that the intelligence service sent us? I don't trust the Italians to stay our allies, Severino." You tap your fingers and sigh.

At least the reconstruction efforts on the Andrea Doria class are proving expensive and lengthy, you think to yourself, as Severino fills you in on the many ways that he thinks that someone like this "Benito Mussiliñes" fellow is just what Spain needs as it edges near the brink of proletarian revolution.

"Excuse me," Marie says, grabbing hold of your arm and pulling you out of Severino's office. "A Miss Elizabeth Hadik is sitting in your office insisting that you should go visit Fiume. I told her this simply wasn't possible, but she wouldn't go away."

Her grip lingers on your arm as the two of you head down the hallway to your office, something you find puzzling; she has been fairly cold and distant towards you since that fateful day in the coffeehouse when she confessed to tossing Birgit's cookies into the trash. As you enter the doorway, her hip shoves against yours firmly, in a fashion that could be considered playful and intimate as seen by the occupant of your office, the woman named Hadik Erzsébet.

Miss Hadik gives you a difficult to interpret but intense look, her eyes flickering upwards to meet yours.

"Come back to Fiume with me. It will do you some good to get out of the town for a little bit, and I think you could benefit from seeing the deconstruction in progress. Taking apart is much like putting together, no?"

Marie releases her grip on your arm and flounces over to her desk with almost enough sway in her slender hips to dislocate one of them. "Max, tell this woman to go away."

You sigh, glancing at Marie wearily.

"We shall become a pair of persons of an extensively discussed association," you say, gravity dripping from your unusual grammatical choice. You then apologize to Ms. Hadik, telling her that you do need to visit the Danubius yards and it would be convenient to get out of the office for a bit.

"Wir werden ein paar Leute einer gründlichen besprochenden Verwandschaft seien" is a very unusual construction.

You then apologize to Ms. Hadik, telling her that you do need to visit the Danubius yards and it would be convenient to get out of the office for a bit.
You have two different women to respond to at once, listing the possible combinations of responses seems a bit much to do here. You can try anything from planting a kiss to flee the building.

Monday, October 8th, 1923

You sigh deeply as you read the report. It is a very detailed report on the 1921 Vickers model of anti-aircraft fire control system discussed in the Bretagne Report. More precisely, it is an accumulated two hundred and ten pages of information on how not to build one. The fire control device is a very complicated piece of machinery. Fortunately, though, having such an exhaustive catalog of mistakes will help in future development. You hope. Having an actual hardware sample would also be nice.

Speaking of future developments and hopes… your thoughts drift back as you set the report down and sip your coffee.

There is something special about spending an entire day confined with someone. Thirteen hours on the ride to Trieste; thirteen hours back from Trieste; and two evenings in company in between. It is hard not to talk at great length. Hard not to become familiar. Hard not to… well… you reflect on the memories.

You can remember her falling asleep snuggled up on your shoulder adorably. Not that much more than snuggling happened, but she was very adorable and snuggly when sleepy.
[] After thirteen continuous hours of company, you found yourself disgusted by her very presence. Unfortunately, you had to keep putting up with it through the entire ride back.
[] You learned quite a bit about what life is like for a person growing up in a normal two-person family with full-blooded siblings. You're not quite sure what to make of that yet.
[] You can remember her falling asleep snuggled up on your shoulder adorably. Not that much more than snuggling happened, but she was very adorable and snuggly when sleepy.
[] The meals; the conversation; the daring kisses stolen in the quieter hours of the ride.
[] The surprising way that she took matters into her own hand. Or mouth.
[] You really hope Birgit isn't pregnant thanks to that bit of foolishness.
[] (write-in)

Tuesday, October 22nd, 1923

"I had better plan on staying through Halloween, then. This will take a little while to sort out properly." You nod at Johann Schmidt.

"Well, we have just been following the directions, but it is a very confusing thing. The men have never put together anything quite like this before, and trying to test for a good fluid seal is difficult. It is … how do we say, a particularly unique piece of genius?" Johann looks at you questioningly, and you can see him mouth at least unique as he looks away.

"Surely you do not have a need for so much fuel oil. The men think it could be filled with ballast water instead more cheaply."

"Your concerns are understandable, and of course if fuel is used, the compartments will need to be flooded with water to maintain position in the water. The pumping systems are therefore of utmost importance." You nod confidently.

The truly massive torpedo defense system designed for the Alpen encloses an unusually large volume of fluid, in an attempt to work around the treaty restrictions. Fuel oil (and ballast water) are not counted within standard displacement, a concession to the British and their need for long-range vessels. It is a unique arrangement, and you dare to think that no other naval design bureau in the world has thought of a system so ambitious and advanced. (The details should be kept secret, of course, lest the British copy it on the Nelson and Rodney.)

By wrapping the torpedo defence around over a thinner below-waterline section of the belt, you've made it so that shells that strike under the waterline are defused in the torpedo defence system. Furthermore, putting your "extra fluid" in compartmentalized tanks inside the regular fluid layer will help add another level of defense.

To some degree, the extra fluid is a fiction, you're here to fill Johann in on the secret real plan. The British may think you're filling the ship with fluid chambers, but while these chambers will be filled with fluid, initially, you have plans to fill it with an odd petrochemical that some chemists in town have been working on. Introduced to you by a friend of one of the secretaries, who left a sample behind on Severino's desk after she quit. It is solid and smells odd, but it squishes and floats well. It might serve as a buoyant buffer and compressor, and if it is discovered ... well, it burns, so you could conceivably pretend it is an emergency fuel of some sort.

The ship is also wrapped with a massive fluid-filled bulge wrapping the lower reaches of the ship, which is in turn filled with cylindrical void-filled chambers designed to absorb the force of an explosion.

[] The sheer depth of the torpedo belt.
[] The massive fluid-filled bulge wrapping the lower reaches of the ship, which is in turn filled with cylindrical void-filled chambers designed to absorb the force of an explosion.
[] The height of the so-called "torpedo belt" above the water, acting as an outer layer to the main armor belt.
[] The fluid-filled chamber in the second of three false bottoms underneath the ship, designed to protect the ship against explosions from directly underneath.
[] The use of two spaced fluid filled belts.
[] The use of three spaced fluid filled belts.
[] The extra fluid is a fiction, you're here to fill Johann in on the secret real plan. The British may think you're filling the ship with fluid chambers, but you're really…
-[] (write in devious plan for cheating)
[] (write-in additional innovations)
At least one feature will be included. All features with majority support will be included.

"Well, sir, I'm sure you folks at the design bureau know what you're doing." Johann shifts weight. "The torpedoes get bigger and more powerful every few years. The men say that the newest British torpedo is over eight meters long."

"Don't worry, Johann. We have torpedoes too, and we'll be more ready for theirs that they will be for ours," you say. "Ours are big enough, and never mind the wild rumors, the Alpen and Karpaten will be adequately armed themselves."

Currently, while the plans for the position and number of launchers is still in flux (the decision has been made to have above-water launchers and not interfere with the main armor belt that way), the intention is that the Alpen class carry an existing torpedo of a size that Silurificio Whitehead of Fiume is readily prepared to supply, 53cm x 7.5m.
[] ...an existing torpedo of a size that Silurificio Whitehead of Fiume is readily prepared to supply.
-[] 45cm x 5.25m
-[] 45cm x 5.5m
-[] 45cm x 5.75m
-[] 53cm x 6.5m
-[] 53cm x 6.86m
-[] 53cm x 7.2m
-[] 53cm x 7.5m
[] An imported torpedo
-[] (write-in torpedo)
[] A new size of torpedo
-[] (write-in size)

Sunday, November 11th, 1923

"We already have a Spanish expert. I can't see us hiring another Spaniard to fill out our Spain intelligence section," you say, stirring your coffee.

"First," Severino tells you, "I am Portuguese, so I am not really a Spaniard even if I did live there after I was no longer welcome in Portugal, and Nicolau is a Catalan, so that is zero Spaniards, rather than two. Second, Nicolau cannot tell you a thing about what is going on in Spain even now while he lives in Madrid. He is a recluso, man who has no social life and never gets …"

Severino gestures suggestively.

"But he is a genius with electromechanical machines. And with guitar. And we are having such trouble with the French computing device, and his mother, she has told him it will not be safe in Madrid much longer, so he wrote to me asking how it is that he can move somewhere other than back with his mother – he is twenty three, he is too proud he moved out and to the city to move back in. I tell him Vienna is wonderful and tell him we need him and offer him a big salary and his own personal secretary, since we are having so many." Severino beams with pride.

You involuntarily cringe. Your efforts to distract Severino by assigning him personal secretaries from the pool has depleted both the secretarial pool and the discretionary budget, since after the first disastrous assignment you had to start offering the pool secretaries significant pay raises in order to get them to work with Severino.

"How big of a salary?" you ask.

"Oh, not very much, really, just six hundred krone per month, but I told him you might give him a bonus," Severino says airily.

"Severino, I don't pay you six hundred krone a month," you say cautiously. The figure seems a little much for a nineteen year old Catalonian electrician.

"Oh, I am surprised you pay me at all. It isn't as if I need the money, really," Severino says modestly.

"Thanks to your antics the personal secretary is out. In fact, if your current one quits, she will not be replaced. As for the young Catalan, 450 krone a month and a phone line. If he is the genius you say and he helps us sort out the French computing device, then he could get a raise to 600 krone," you say, glaring at Severino.
[] "Well, I may as well fulfill that foolish promise of yours."
[] "Write back and give him this offer."
-[] (write-in salary offer)
[] "Six hundred krone a month, I can do. His own personal secretary? No. We're running short of good secretaries thanks to your antics. If this one quits, I'm not replacing her, by the way."
[] "Well, you'll have to write him back and apologize to him, because I am not taking on some young Catalonian friend of yours because he doesn't want to move back in with his mother."
[] (write-in)

Friday, November 16th, 1923

"That photograph is definitely from Nikolayev," János says, tapping his finger on the picture. "It has changed a bit since I saw it, but definitely Nikolayev, so no, it is not a misfiled image of the Pyotr. It is hard to say for sure how far ahead it is, but I must agree it looks alarmingly near to being ready to launch. I do not think the Pyotr is as far along at Petrograd. The Ivan may very well be the first of the Pyotr class to enter service, the Russians have probably hastened it along on account of the excitement over Armenia."

The naval arms restriction treaty appeared to cripple the Russian Black Sea Fleet, filled as it was with pre-dreadnought battleships of limited use on the open sea. With the transfer of the Bayern, the Russians seemed poorly matched against the Ottoman fleet in the Black Sea, measuring four battleships against four battleships of similar weights … plus four battlecruisers. The Ivan Grozny, however, is expected to change that calculation.

"At present, the Sultan Muhteşem Süleyman I may be the most powerful ship in the Black Sea, but that will not last for much longer. However superior the German battleship may be to the Nikolai, the Ivan more than reverses that margin. My best estimate is that the Ivan has more firepower than any two Ottoman battleships, more than any other battleship afloat anywhere in the world. It has, let us not forget, no less than a dozen sixteen inch guns – British-built, so I will suffer no delusion that they are likely to be defective instruments of destruction. With the level of training I expect from the Turks, I would wager on the Ivan against their entire squadron of German-built battlecruisers."

The old man's pessimistic pronouncement leaves you in silence for a minute.

"The good news," you tell him, "is that we won't have to deal with the Ivan until after it has smashed its way through the Turkish fleet. Unless the Turks should align with the Russians."

"Stranger things have happened."
 
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Shipyards
The main yard is Stabilimento Technico Trieste, at Trieste obviously, which is a first-rate shipyard with extensive commercial and military experience. Trieste is part of the Küstenland, the coastline of Istria which is part of the Austrian half of the Dual Monarchy, the biggest port and one of the most important cities in the Empire. After being "redeemed" by Italy after almost seven hundred years of Habsburg rule it quickly became a third-rate port of no particular importance except some beautiful architecture.

There is a competing yard owned by Ganz & Company, a major Hungarian industrial concern, at Fiume. Their Danubius yard built the SMS Szent Istvan, one of the Tegetthoff class dreadnoughts, as part of the log-rolling needed to get the Diet to fund building the dreadnoughts. It's a less efficient and much less experienced yard that had to be expanded for the project. That said they have some promising future potential if commercial demand outstrips what STT can meet.

There is also a yard, the Seearsenal, at Pola which is owned by the Austro-Hungarian Navy outright. It has built cruisers before but nothing bigger. It's probably used also for naval testing and experiments and can do some repair and maintenance work.

There are some other yards down the coast but they can't build anything larger than torpedo boats/destroyers (there's not really a distinction in the KuK Kriegsmarine yet) or assemble submarines.

Also uh the Ersatz Monarch class really needs naming since it's just "replacement-Monarch" as a place holder given they were theoretically replacing a class of obsolete pre-dreads.
 
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Cruisers & Destroyers
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Here's an approximation of the current Austro-Hungarian navy composition(No ships below 400 tons or older than 1890 for the sake of my sanity). I have also not included classes which I believe would have been scrapped between 1914-1922:

These will all receive an effectiveness rating on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being PLEASE SCRAP THIS IMMEDIATELY(think pre refit Mogamis), with 5 being average for a navy, and 10 being NEVER STOP BUILDING THESE(Think Fletcher).

Battleships:

Tegetthoff-class battleship - Wikipedia Two examples are currently in service, with the other two being converted into a prototype aircraft carrier, and an aircraft carrying cruiser. The two currently in service will presumably by decommissioned when the two Alpens are completed.
Rating: 3.5
Considerations: These will be unlikely to play a significant part in any future conflict, as they are poorly armored and underarmed, with now mediocre speed at 20 knots, as well as almost certainly leaving service upon the completion of our new battleships.


Ersatz Monarch-class battleship - Wikipedia Four examples are currently in service. They are the staple of the battle line for the foreseeable future.
Rating: 5.5
Considerations: They can be feasibly regunned with the far superior 14 inch gun that we have asked Skoda to produce. These are likely to operate as the main battleline, with the Alpens serving as a scouting group. They will almost certainly operate as a single unit of four ships when the war breaks out.


Notes: Our battleline is solid, if not outstanding, and we can face off against any third rate naval power with a high chance of success, with the exception of Italy, and France which is a far closer competition.

Heavy/Armored Cruisers:

SMS Kaiser Karl VI - Wikipedia A one off armored cruiser, that is frankly far behind the times. It is likely that barring the interruption of war, these will be scrapped in favor of the more modern heavy cruisers coming into service.
Rating: 2
SMS Sankt Georg - Wikipedia Another one off armored cruiser(I'm seeing a pattern here...). Sankt Georg will also probably be scrapped soon barring the beginning of the war,
Rating: 3
Considerations: Both of these ships would be best served as coastal defence ships at this point. Their speed is low enough that they would fit comfortably in the battle line. Presumably, these have also been regunned with 21cm guns.


Habsburg-class battleship - Wikipedia Three of these are in service, and are being regunned with 21cm guns to be reclassified as heavy cruisers.
Rating: 3.5
Erzherzog Karl-class battleship - Wikipedia Three of these are in service, and are also being regunned with 21cm guns so we can call them heavy cruisers.
Rating: 3.5
Considerations: Unless we produce a new heavy cruiser class before the war begins, we will essentially be left without a heavy cruiser force. These ships are also unfit to serve in the evolving cruiser role, and the low speeds of these ships leaves them with no choice but to be used in the coastal defence role.


Notes: Our lack of a scouting force aside from light cruisers(which we also don't have, we have protected cruisers), would likely inspire great caution and fear to meet any opposing force, as any fleet action would inevitably put the Alpens in a potentially compromising position. Aerial reconnaissance may be able to partially remedy this if we cannot produce a heavy cruiser class in time.

Light/Protected Cruisers:

SMS Zenta - Wikipedia There are three examples in service, but they will likely be scrapped soon due the the pitiful speed of 20-21 knots. Otherwise, fairly unremarkable, aside from particularly light armoring at roughly 2300 tons.
Rating: 1
Considerations: If this class is in service, it will soon be scrapped.


SMS Admiral Spaun - Wikipedia A one off light cruiser that is actually very impressive for the time, and will likely continue in service until at least the mid 1930s.
Rating: 6.5
Novara-class cruiser - Wikipedia Based off of the Admiral Spaun it is essentially a slightly more heavily armed version of it, also fulfilling a role of fleet scout, and flagship for lesser missions, it is the core of our light cruiser force.
Rating: 7
Considerations: It may be possible to replace the 10cm guns with 12cm guns if we are willing to accept a smaller number of guns. A top speed of 27 knots will allow them to truly serve in a light fleet scout role, as well as a flagship in less significant missions, and an armament of 10cm guns is more than enough to defeat destroyers and contemporary light cruisers.


Notes: I suspect that there may be a fourth class of light cruisers in existence, as the 8 year gap from 1914 to 1922, would certainly be enough time for a new class of light cruiser to be funded and built. The Zentas are essentially dead weight at this point, but the Novaras and Admiral Spaun are easily adequate for the light cruiser role for now. If anything must be ignored in funding for a treaty navy, it should be the light cruisers.

Destroyers:

Huszár-class destroyer - Wikipedia A very unremarkable class of destroyer, with 12 examples in service(Warasdiner should be in Chinese hands about now, and I presume the first Huszar has run aground an been replaced as OTL). May soon be rendered completely obsolete by a Fubuki equivalent.
Rating: 5
Considerations: These will be the bread and butter of destroyer actions, but the armament of 66mm guns is frankly inadequate at this point, and they are useful only as torpedo launching platforms now.


Tátra-class destroyer - Wikipedia 6 of these destroyers are in service, and are fairly representative of the state of current destroyer forces in the world.
Rating: 6
Considerations: The speed boost to 32.5 knots from 28 knots will allow them to flee from many other destroyers, but the armament of 2 10cm guns and several lesser guns, again feels inadequate. They could be potentially regunned with additional 10 cm guns by replacing the 66mm and 45mm guns.


Notes: An Ersatz Triglav class exists, but I can find little about it, and they were meant to replace war losses anyway, so I doubt they would be a good representation. I am nearly 100% certain that there is a third class of destroyer that has either just finished building, or we are at the tail end of. I can only speculate on the capabilities of such ships, but a logical continuation would be the continuing of the unhealthy 66mm gun secondary habit, perhaps an increase of displacement to 1200ish tons, and an increase in torpedo armament, while possibly adding a third 10 cm gun.

Submarines(?):
U-1-class submarine (Austria-Hungary) - Wikipedia
U-3-class submarine (Austria-Hungary) - Wikipedia
U-5-class submarine (Austria-Hungary) - Wikipedia
They all suck.

The ones that don't are all German bought during the war.

The majority of our submarines are coastal, and are nearly incapable of operation outside of the Adriatic due to a low range. They also have trouble with kill shots due to the use of 45cm torpedoes.

I would hope that Austria-Hungary has at least built an experimental long range submarine at this point, and no matter what, we should push heavily for the standardization of the 53cm torpedo we chose in the vote for submarines and destroyers, so they actually have good warhead size.

Notes: They're ok for coastal merchant raiding, but if we ever want to use them in a more significant tactical or strategic role, they must be vastly improved.

TLDR;

Battleships:6
Heavy cruisers:8
Light cruisers:7
Destroyers:18
Submarines:who knows

Battleships are in an acceptable state.
Heavy cruisers need immediate replacing.
Light cruisers won't need replacing for a while still.
Destroyers may soon be obsolete but are ok for now.
Submarines are complete trash, but its ok to leave them since they just coastal raid and Germany might do it for us.
Footnotes: The Kaiser Karl IV is scrapped. I initially overlooked how modern the Sankt Georg was (built between the Habsburg and Erzherzog Karl classes) which is why it wasn't mentioned earlier. Same treatment as the Erzherzog Karl, pretty much, which is downgunning to a uniform main battery of 19 cm guns.

The counts should probably look like:

Battleships in service: 6
Cruisers in service: 18
Destroyers in service: 24

So the "slow cruiser" line is seven hastily-downgunned older ships. They have undergone some maintenance cycles, and are due for significant upgrades to machinery if they are to remain viable.
These were all 24cm gun ships originally. On the fast cruisers, the Zentas have been indeed replaced, with Fiora IIb as the model.
  • (1) SMS Admiral Spaun, 27 kts, 7x10cm, 3.3 KT
  • (3) Novara class, 27 kts, 9x10cm, 3.5 KT
  • (3) Vis (Ersatz Zenta class, 30.5 kts, 14x12cm, 4.8 KT)
  • (1) Auxiliary "yacht cruiser" version of above, 8x12 cm, with luxury accommodations on the stern. Uncle Franz wishes he could take it out visiting more often.
  • (3) Heavy cruiser class (based on c.1918 AH heavy cruiser design): 10,000 ton standard displacement, 3x2 19cm + 4x1 9cm AA,32 kts from 90,000 shp, peak 150mm belt, 184.5m length x 18.2m beam x 6.45m draft.

As far as destroyers go, I did find a little bit about the Tatra derivatives. Initial authorization was for twelve ships of that class, which was put on hold for the war. There's a time gap (and intention for) a replacement destroyer. Given the progression of the light cruisers, I think the below is a reasonable sketch. We should probably think of the Huszár class (28 kts, 1x6.6cm, 0.4 KT) as having been reclassified as a torpedo boat.
  • (12) Tátra class, 32.5 kts, 2x10cm + 45cm, 0.8 KT
  • (12) Successor class, 34 kts, 2x12cm + 53cm, 1.0 KT
EDIT: Note that would be the older 12cm gun in single mounts, not the new 12cm DP gun in double mounts - a simple conservative upgrade, just a slightly larger and faster version of the Tatras. I haven't thought too much about the U-boat or torpedo boat counts. The newer 53cm torpedo should be a priority, but is a pretty large thing to stick on smaller vessels.

EDIT 2: Since there has been so much attention to your Italian allies and to cruisers, I should add the informational bulletin / sketch that the Italians' 10" cruisers have, AFAIK unlike in OTL, been downgunned to comply with the WNT; their plan there has been to replace twin 10" turrets with triple 7.5" turrets.

EDIT 3: I have named the Ersatz Zenta design the Vis.

EDIT 4: Found an additional likely cruiser class built after the Vis.
 
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The stakes rise
Monday, September 17th, 1923
"Sovražim budilke," you mutter to yourself, announcing your hate for alarm clocks in Slovenian muzzily before knocking the infernal device on the floor with a violent swing of your arm.

"Why… oh. Right. I'm in Reka," you say to yourself in Slovenian before mentally switching linguistic gears. "Fiume."

Blearily, you look at the ringing alarm clock. Your head aches entirely too much to be dealing with that loud of a bell. Why? Well, fou went to look at the worksite on Sunday, and while distractedly thinking of a certain infuriating woman of Vienna, you bumped into a ladder and got hit by a falling box of rivets.

[] You were out quite late drinking …
-[] … with a Slovenian foreman that Elizabeth introduced you to, and have a terrible hangover.
-[] … with Elizabeth. At some point you asked her to give you her best shot, and she helpfully punched you in the head. (You were drunk, it seemed like a good idea at the time.) She apologized profusely afterwards and kissed the cut one of her rings made.
[] You went to look at the worksite on Sunday, and while distractedly thinking of a certain woman of Vienna, you bumped into a ladder and got hit by a falling box of rivets.
-[] certain infuriating woman
-[] certain snuggly woman
[] It probably has something to do with the attractive Slovenian woman currently burrowing under the blankets, but you're not sure, you don't really remember last night very well.
[] (write-in)

With a regretful sigh, you make use of the modern convenience of the in-house telephone system to express a desire that a large breakfast with an ample supply of coffee be brought up to your room and left beside your door with a knock to let you know it has arrived, and lie back down, letting the sunlight slowly bring you to greater wakefulness as you lounge under the warm blankets.

You have a busy week planned – looking at the Viribus Unitis today, the Tegetthoff tomorrow, and on Wednesday, you're going to make a personal visit to Silurificio Whitehead. The 53cm x 7.5m torpedoes are, after all, the most powerful weapons on the Alpen, even if they aren't the main weapon. It will have eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.


[] (write-in number)

torpedo tubes divided among

[] (write-in number)

launchers, located

[] (write-in general location, i.e., aft on deck, forward belowdecks but above waterline, etc; note that torpedo storage is currently located between the drive shafts aft, but that this can be shifted with a specific write-in)

Your visits to the Ganz Danubius yard are in a largely informal capacity, though your boss was happy enough to sign off on the trip. You could, in principle, pass issues up to your boss's boss, but your ability to bend the ear of your Uncle Franz occasionally is probably the more important factor in why it was so easy to arrange for a tour.


Thursday, September 20th, 1923
Dinner on the overnight train back to Vienna, you reflect on your visit to Fiume. The largest local ethnicity are the Italians, and you heard nothing else spoken during your visit to Whitehead. A great deal of the port's business also comes from nearby Italy. In the light of your concerns over whether or not Italy is a reliable ally in the event of a conflict, it is worth noting that it is much more difficult to conceal military secrets from Italy when they are present in Fiume; the Italian government probably has a very good idea of how the reconstruction of the Viribus Unitis and Tegetthoff are going. Right now, both are mostly in the process of deconstruction, but it is already quite visible that something different is being done to the two ships.

You yourself have learned a few things from the yard workers in Fiume. One with a cousin in Bari told you that the triple-gun turrets the Italians have used to replace the oversized 10" guns on their armored cruisers use the exact same barbette size as the double 10" gun turrets, and the outer two guns are spaced in the same way. You had thought that this meant that they simply had bored a hole out of the old turret and crowded a new gun in, but they did actually manufacture new turrets with which to replace the old turrets – new turrets with the same barbette size, oversized ammunition hoists, and oddly identical gun spacing.

Miss Hadik has really been a good host, entertaining you through the train ride and the weekend. She's been friendly, attentive, and while her behavior may be unusual in a young woman of breeding, it has been nothing less than completely virtuous in all essential acts. Aside from punching that one crazy fellow, arguably, but calling her a devil and throwing water at her really seemed like the act of a man in the grip of a nervous breakdown. The Viennese psychoanalysts would have prescribed the talking cure – for that matter, there are surely local psychoanalysts in Fiume who would as well – but the punching cure did seem to act to suppress symptoms for at least a little while.

It is difficult to classify her attitude towards you as anything less than flirtatious, and you can see why she might be deemed forward. Her behavior was more demure when you had a dinner with her uncle, who seemed extremely curious about your background and how it was that you, as a relatively junior member of the department deeply involved with another project, had some sort of say in how the new aircraft carriers would be designed. You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.

[] You left him with the impression that this is because you are widely recognized by your superiors as a genius, but they cannot promote you too quickly without making others jealous and resentful; thus they turn to you on an informal basis.
[] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
[] You informed him that you were born on the wrong side of the Habsburg bedsheets. You are the son of Otto the Handsome, and Uncle Franz sometimes listens to you. Sometimes he doesn't. You have no real control over this.
[] You told him that you suggested converting two of the Tegetthoffs into carriers, and someone listened, so once the higher-ups decided to do it, they sought your opinion on that basis.
[] (write-in)

Friday, September 21st, 1923
It is late afternoon, but not too late for you to hastily check into your office to see what is going on. And to have that important conversation with Marie – you can see a familiar blonde head of hair, partially concealed under a fashionable hat, ducking out a side entrance quickly as you approach the building. You hasten your pace and shift your direction, following the bobbing hat as it quickly moves down a crowded street, cuts through several alleyways, and pauses at a bakery, where you catch up to it and the woman wearing it.

"Marie, allow me," you say, sliding some money onto the counter. "We need to talk."

"Talk about what, Max? That Hungarian woman? Giving me a pay raise? Throwing me to the wolves?" Marie has recovered from her surprise quickly, and her blue eyes are fixed angrily on you.

"Us. Us as friends and colleagues. Marie, please," you say.

Marie looks over at the baker, who is staring curiously as he holds out a paper bag. "Fine. Let's talk."

The two of you walk down the street together. The conversation mostly consists of you talking while Marie sulks angrily.

You tell her that if she cannot behave with a high level of propriety within the office, you will be forced to let her go from the position in order to preserve your reputation. Her relationship with you, such as it is, must remain on a discreet level.

[] You tell her that you love her as you love a sister, and you cannot bear to lose her. You will not give that up if you find another woman to love as a wife; you have no natural siblings that you are as close to, and she need not be jealous that some other woman will replace her. You will never love her as a wife, but you will never stop loving her as a sister.
[] You tell her that you cannot handle combining your professional working relationship with a personal relationship of a more intimate nature. She cannot be both your secretary and your lover, and must choose which she wants to be.
-[] She has already lost the chance to be a lover, so she can either settle for being your colleague and friend or walk out of your life entirely.
-[] You will accept either role, but she must resign if the two of you are to even start to try exploring a more intimate relationship.
[] You tell her that if she cannot behave with a high level of propriety within the office, you will be forced to let her go from the position in order to preserve your reputation. Her relationship with you, such as it is, must remain on a discreet level.
[] You warn her that if she persists in trying to antagonize Miss Hadik, she risks violence at the hands of a much stronger woman.
[] (write-in)

Wednesday, October 30th, 1923
You pass the first evening of All Souls' Week quietly in Trieste, reflecting on the father you never knew. Your mother never talked much about him, but as such a public figure, you could learn as much as you liked about him. You have mixed feelings about that, especially as he was something of a rake. It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.

[] It would only be natural for you to spread your attentions and affections as your father did.
[] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
[] You are not really sure how to think about that.
[] (write-in)

While the torpedo defense system is complicated, it appears to be largely underway according to plan – the below-waterline cylindrical bulge, the overlap with the below-waterline section of the belt to provide extra protection against hits below the waterline (or some above the waterline, if the ship is drawing a light draft), and the chambering within the torpedo belt intended to accommodate blocks of an experimental bouyant water-excluding material, if the chemists can find a good way of producing enough of the stuff.

Friday, November 1st, 1923
On the train back from Trieste, you look over some very interesting documents. They are design studies for a new cruiser, one that will be fast enough to act as an escort and companion to the Alpen. It is not clear what might be shaken loose from the budget when in order to free up the space for such a thing, but the ship has a curious and distinctive resemblance to a certain battleship. It has a profile that looks much like the Alpen with a mixture of mismatched turrets, although in its case, it carries two quadruple and one triple turret, instead of two triples and one quadruple.

[] Pyotr Velikiy, with a quartet of non-superfiring triple turrets.
[] Nelson, with a trio of forward triple turrets.
[] Lyon, with a quartet of quadruple turrets.
[] The imagined Bretagne reconstruction, with quadruple turrets both forward and aft and a split superstructure surrounding a central aircraft catapult.

This is not the only design study you have seen for a heavy cruiser, although it is the one with the largest number of guns in its main battery, and it seems like it will be a viable contender, given the alternatives you have seen so far; and unlike some of the more conservative designs you have seen, it does make use of the dual 12cm turrets you've been wanting to see more of.

Tuesday, November 20th, 1923

You look out over the empty desk that usually has a secretary sitting in it as a polite knock sounds on your open door.

"Good morning, Mr. Hohenwerfer," Birgit tells you, holding up a basket. "I brought cookies!"

"Thank you, Birgit," you say, a bright smile opening up involuntarily on your face as she deposits the basket on your desk and ambushes you with a quick hug before stepping back.

You skipped breakfast this morning in favor of reaching the office early, and a pile of cookies brought by a cute cheerful brunette with a history of snugglesome behavior is something you greatly appreciate. You open the basket, sniffing appreciatively with your eyes closed, and then open them to focus firmly on baked goods, choosing one to become your first piece of nutrition for the day outside of a coffee cup.

When you look back up, Birgit has vanished already. There is a note on the handle of the basket, inviting you to dine with her family two weeks hence, after Tamás returns to Vienna.

You decide to decline this invitation.
[] You will accept this invitation.
[] You will decline this invitation.
[] (write-in)

Friday, November 23rd, 1923
"I understand very well that matters are difficult for your company lately, but that is all the more reason you can spare a few of your metallurgical experts," you snap into the phone. "Yes, I am aware of your proposal to the government, I work in the appropriate department to hear of it, after all. It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."

[] "If you do not send more experts, particularly the ones who have gotten their hands dirty with armor plates, I will make sure that we clean our hands of your 21 centimeter guns."
[] "If you send more experts in armor plate, I can assure you that your gunsmiths will be profitably busy."
[] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
[] "Can you not help your fellow Germanic brethren? The Slavic peoples are in the ascendant, and we must protect ourselves against the menace of the Russians and their Balkan proxies, just as you must protect yourself against the Russians in the Baltic."
[] (write-in)

In a fit of temper worthy of your esteemed but less than sanguine uncle, you hang up the phone.

Your secretary clears her throat. "Herr Biederman wanted to schedule a meeting with you before he left for Pilsen."

For one tired moment, you mishear her as saying "Beaverman," and giggle inappropriately. The eager young engineer from Krupp does remind you very much of a beaver.

In German, "Beaverman" would be "Bieberman." There is a German surname of "Bieber," as the reader may be familiar with from reading the work of the prominent Viennese anthropologist Friedrich Julius Bieber.

"I have to go shake some sense out of Miss Weber's chemist friend, and after Wednesday's meeting, I cannot imagine he has more to say. Send him off on the train with Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back."

[] János Müller, the older man can provide some much needed patience and sensibility.
[] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
[] Severino Luís de Alcântara O'Neill, you want him safely out of sight and out of mind in case Miss Weber's friend is ready to start a fight with the man who reduced her to tears.
[] (write-in)

Monday, November 26th, 1923
Heinz Lehner looks at you sourly. "Four hundred and fifty krones per month for an unqualified electrician?"

"Nicolau Costa is not unqualified, he comes highly recommended," you tell Heinz.

"Recommended by whom? Is this another one of these layabouts like Severino?" The bald Bavarian crosses his arms.

"He was recommended by Severino, but I don't think he's cut from the same cloth. Severino is an expert on people, that's a part of why I hired him." You leave unspoken your suspicion that Herr Lehner is very jealous of Severino's good looks and charm.

"Hmph. I do not approve, Herr Hohenwerfer, but you do have the authority. He is arriving in Fiume on Wednesday or Thursday with postage due. You may travel to retrieve him or wire the past due amount on his passage along with enough for him to buy train tickets." Heinz throws up his hands.

[] Wire the money forward to Fiume.
[] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
-[] And also visit Miss Hadik along the way.
[] Send Heinz to go pick him up.
[] (write-in)
 
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A letter on cruisers
Dear Herr Winkler,

The treaty of Harding may have had the intent of reducing the arms race initiated by the launch of the HMS Dreadnought and continued in the subsequent two decades, but I have seen little evidence of demilitarization of the seas on my deployments, and I am increasingly gripped by the conviction that we are simply being given a moment to breathe before the global arms race continues in a new direction. I have exchanged some correspondence with a Dutch officer I met last year which suggests to me that the Dutch navy anticipates the new direction of the arms race; and I cannot but think him correct.

As we both know, the treaty was primarily intended to regulate the growth in the size and number of battleships and battlecruisers; however, doing so required clearly delineating what qualified as a battleship. Our choice to retain some of our older ships by removing their larger guns and reclassifying them as cruisers has forced the Italians to follow suit with their older armored cruisers, removing the 10" guns and replacing them with 7.5" guns in order to avoid the reverse reclassification.

The limits chosen to define the maximum displacement of future cruisers (10,000 tons "standard" displacement with guns no larger than 21 cm) were chosen largely as a matter of convenience. The first rate powers had already decided to dispense with their few larger cruisers, and the second rate powers, while more interested in retaining their armored cruisers as a secondary battle line, had few cruisers in service exceeding those limits – the German Blücher and Russian Rurik being the two major exceptions. The number of cruisers is otherwise unregulated, and given the immense superiority of larger ships to smaller ones on the strategic scale, the great powers will be inevitably driven towards investing in cruisers that push those treaty limits.

While some slower armored cruisers that routinely exceeded those limits may be considered inefficient and obsolete, fast cruisers have been escalating in size for some time. The British Hawkins class and corresponding German Koester class have essentially reached the 10,000 ton limit; the American Omaha is only a little smaller. The three ships represent three different designs for the new heavy model of cruiser. Each is designed to counter the common cruisers preceding it that make up the backbone of ocean-going navies by investing additional weight in speed, armor, and firepower.

The Omaha seems to invest in mostly in speed, although it also has firepower superior to many scout cruisers. It carries an armament of a dozen 6" guns, double the firepower of the British C and D classes of cruisers. If the reports of a 35 knot top speed are close to accurate, it is faster than the cruisers it is designed to prey upon, and faster than the battlecruisers that have the ability to outfight it (even the British ones), able to engage or disengage on its own terms to apply its superior firepower.

The Hawkins invests in firepower, although it also has speed superior to many scout cruisers. It carries an armament of seven 7.5" guns, with a reported top speed of 31 knots. The distribution of those guns in single turrets makes it unlikely that any single lucky hit may disable its ability to threaten enemy cruisers, and the caliber of the gun is in excess of what nearly any fast cruiser can resist. It is fast enough to keep formation with British battlecruisers, and faster than the battlecruisers operated by other nations.

The Koester invests in armor and firepower, at the cost of a slower speed than the rival Hawkins class. It carries a main armament of eight 21cm guns in twin turrets with a speed of 28 knots. This speed is adequate to keep formation with the Mackensen battlecruisers that make up the mainstay of the German line of battle, while its superior armor and firepower make it a difficult match for any single enemy fast cruiser.

It is not clear what the French and Italian plans are for new cruiser construction; given the reduction in their battleship fleets and their lack of plans for construction of new battleships, it appears likely that such plans will materialize soon unless the two nations embrace disarmament. Neither the Greeks nor the Turks have the capability of producing major surface warships on their own, and are unlikely to innovate in this regard.

As I see it, there are three role which a new heavy cruiser may play for us. First, a long-range vessel capable of operating independently may show the flag of Austria-Hungary abroad, raising our prestige and our global influence. Our older battleships are too slow for such a purpose, and our newer battleships will be too strategically important to risk in such ventures. To be effective in this role, a cruiser will need to be long-legged, capable of speeds of at least 30 knots and amply supplied with fuel.

Second, a cruiser designed for coastal defense with a 22 knot speed may keep formation readily with our older vessels, allowing the maximum possible combat capability for the cost of the resources. SMS Erzherzog Karl, reclassified as a cruiser with sixteen 19cm guns, has firepower that far outmatches the newer cruisers; a new 22 knot coastal defense cruiser could easily match this level of firepower.

Third, a cruiser designed, like the Koester and Hawkins, to match the speed of our fastest ships of the line will be a maximally effective escort. The planned speed of the Alpen is 25 knots so far as I know; a 25 knot cruiser could mate the firepower of the Koester with superior armor protection.

With our limited capacity for production, it is obviously vital that we make the best use of our facilities that we can; having thought on the matter, I am writing to you on the advice of my father, who tells me you are in a position that has some bearing on organizing and evaluating design studies on a new class of cruiser.
Korvettenkapitan Tamás Müller
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Mini-Alpen and Koester sketch
Tentative sketches of the current design study and the Koester:

Mini-Alpen:
DImensions:
150m length x 20.5m beam x 6.5m draft
Speed: Est. 26 kts from 45,000 shp (turboelectric, two shafts)
Main armament: Eleven 19cm/55 guns in three turrets (2 quad + 1 triple; note actual Alpen 1 quad and 2 triple).
Secondary battery: Eight 12cm/50 guns in four twin turrets, eight 53cm torpedo launchers
Peak armor: 140mm

Koester
DImensions:
141m length x 21.5m beam x 7m draft
Speed: 28 kts from 60,000 shp (coal+oil, three shafts)
Main armament: Eight 21cm/45 guns in four twin turrets
Secondary battery: Sixteen 8.8cm/45 guns in single mounts, four submerged 60cm torpedo launchers
Peak armor: 110mm

EDIT: Small footnote: The Mini-Alpen is beamier in relative terms than the original Alpen, as it pushes the aft quad turret a little further aft and has a quad A turret - that pushed towards a beamier platform.
 
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Duel purpose
Monday, November 26th, 1923
(continued)​

Heinz's grumpy little speech is the most noise that you've had today, you reflect, as you lean back in your chair. The two excitable engineers, Gregor and Gergely, are gone, stuffed in a train to Pilsen together. The timid pool secretary manning the desk in the front of your office has barely squeaked out a word all day, and Severino has been nursing a hangover while he quietly catches up on his correspondence. The office never used to have days like this; Marie's banter and wit are sorely missing.

Marie, of course, no longer provides that banter even when she is in the office. She has been icily distant towards you in particular, although not in general.

[] You regret firing Marie, but it had to be done. Perhaps soon she will forgive you.
-[] (write-in any method of trying to mend your friendship)
[] Marie said she was waiting for an "appropriate time" to leave your apartment this morning after spending the night so that nobody would notice. And then called in "sick."
-[] (spending the night on your couch)
-[] (spending the night in your bed)
[] Marie transferred to another department.
[] Marie, of course, no longer provides that banter even when she is in the office. She has been icily distant towards you in particular, although not in general.

It is in this devastatingly quiet and peaceful environment that you hear someone step out of the elevator down the hallway, a distant murmur that is probably "Good morning," a rhythmically exchanged introduction of some kind, followed by loud yelling, a crash of glass, and cursing in what you strongly suspect to be Portuguese. You hasten down the hall.

"As the challenged, I have choice of weapons! Choice of weapons!" Severino gestures dazedly. His shirt is decorated with something wet and a spray of broken glass, possibly the origin of the strong chemical scent filling the air.

You intervene. "Stop, both of you."

Severino obediently falls over. Herr Doktor Brandstatter steps forward to kick him in the ribs.

"I said stop," you say, trying to put generations of Habsburg authority into your voice. When that doesn't work, you grab the chemist by the arm, dragging him away from Severino and towards your office.

"That outrageous creature! If you knew the right of it, you would toss him out the window yourself," Herr Doktor Brandstatter tells you.

You sniff experimentally. "What was that?"

"Chloroform. It can be used to dissolve the metastyrol. I was going to demonstrate that for you, but I am afraid my temper got the best of me." The chemist liberates his arm from your hand, taking a seat across from your desk. "He should be alright afterwards. Other than being a horrible excuse for a human being, but..."

You rub your forehead. "Herr Doktor Brandstetter, have I inferred correctly that you challenged him to a duel? Or was he out of his head from the influence of your chemical assault?"

"Well, er, yes," the chemist says. "The second thing, that is. His conduct towards Fräulein Weber..."

You stop and reflect on this a moment.

"So the two of you are going to have a duel," you say. "If the two of you must get this out of your system… it will be swords to first blood, no more. Do you understand me?"


[] "So the two of you are going to have a duel," you say.
-[] "If the two of you must get this out of your system… it will be swords to first blood, no more. Do you understand me?"
-[] "Right. I think I have a pair of dueling pistols in my office, and Severino should wake up soon enough, let's go outside and get things ready, shall we?"
-[] "I suppose that's a matter between the two of you to work out. So, let's talk about this metastyrol some more."
[] "That's not going to happen," you say, voice full of dour certainty.
-[] (write-in why not)
[] (write-in)

Tuesday, November 27th, 1923

You board the train to Fiume half-awake, having booked an early morning ticket.

After being served coffee and breakfast in the dining car, you start to feel human again, and begin to leaf your way through the newspaper. News about the goings-on in Italian parliament on the fifth page are a bit more interesting to you than the front-page piece discussing the anniversary of Franz Josef's death and what Franz Ferdinand has accomplished as emperor since then, or the depressing but largely speculative piece about what might be going on in Armenia. Severino's favorite Italian parliamentarian has been very busy, and his supporters have been taking to the streets. Recent accomplishments include a motion of no confidence in the prime minister (which failed, followed by rioting in the streets) and a conciliatory motion to create an honorific decoration for mothering multiple children. You recall that the Dutch recently instituted a similar program.

As you chuckle over a letter to the editor speculating that the Hungarian parliament might not vote down Uncle Franz' annual request for a separate Croatian crown (if they ever approved, that would be worthwhile front-page news) you notice out of the corner of your eye that someone is watching you. As you put down your newspaper to get a better look, the figure hastily ducks out of the dining car. You can only speculate, but you did notice the lanky figure moved with the gracelessness of one who has only recently attained his full length of limb.
[] … the figure had a tell-tale blonde curl of hair leaking out from under a concealing hat.
[] … the figure was short and generously feminine in proportion, with dark hair.
[] … the figure's clothing suggested she was a Slovenian woman.
[] … the figure had a suspicious bulge in his jacket pocket.
[] … the figure's movements seemed arthritic and none too steady.
[] … the lanky figure moved with the gracelessness of one who has only recently attained his full length of limb.

Thursday, November 29th, 1923

Your unplanned adventure having been managed, you begin your search for Nicolau at the dock where he reportedly disembarked on Monday, owing money to the travel agency. Consulting with the travel agency, you settle the debt and pay a series of small bribes before discovering that they had attempted to seize his luggage as security against payment, and Nicolau fled with his guitar, leaving behind his suitcase with his clothing and toothbrush.

Armed with a suitcase and a rough description, you start your search by going down the street he was last seen fleeing down.

Friday, November 30th, 1923

"He cannot have gone far," you tell Miss Hadik, sipping at a cup of coffee. "But I simply don't know where he might have ended up. I could spend all day today walking around the street asking everyone if they've seen a young Catalan man with a guitar. My feet are sore and my head is swimming."

"It is nice of you to come calling, though I wish you had told me you were going to be in town. For that matter, you could have told me about this young man, and I could have taken care of this matter on Monday." Elizabeth looks a little piqued.

"I'm sorry, but I didn't want to disappoint you when I rushed through. I wasn't expecting to spend very long here."
[] "I'm sorry, but I didn't want to disappoint you when I rushed through. I wasn't expecting to spend very long here."
[] "I didn't expect you to be in Fiume this week, honestly. I thought you just visited here occasionally yourself rather than living here."
[] "How pleasant to know you look forward to my company. Would you like to come back up to Vienna with me? We could attend an opera."
[] "I simply wasn't thinking."
[] (write-in)

The dark-haired woman smiles and raises her eyebrow. "Well, let us go find your young electrician," she tells you, taking your arm in hers.

You hastily toss some money on the table, then realize you have overpaid, and take back some of it. Outside of the cafe, a scruffy young man is playing music, his case open in front of him. His eyes follow the money in your hand, and you feel a vague sense of guilt.

"Oh, look," Miss Hadik tells you. "I think I have found your electrician."

Monday, December 3rd, 1923

As you fold the newspaper in anticipation of throwing it out, the notice of a mysterious death catches your eye, announcing the death of one Herr Bernd Kirsch, whose mangled and bullet-riddled body was found on train tracks in rural southern Germany. He was found with a ticket from Vienna to Meppen in his pocket and no identifying papers, leading to a delay in the identification of the body. An empty briefcase and a torn leather jacket containing two 9mm Glisenti cartridges were found within 100 meters of the site. German authorities are uncertain as to what Herr Kirsch's business was in Meppen; Herr Kirsch has been identified as a psychology student.

Your hand shakes a little as you put down the paper. You didn't know Bernd had been taking psychology classes, simply that he had once again enrolled at the university for something or another; you have been using him for discreet errands for years, however, and Bernd had always been happy enough to take your money, whether at the card table or looking for a discreet service of sorts. The two of you had become close friends after you had seconded him in the duel that got him expelled from school. While he had legal and financial troubles, he was a solid fellow in a pinch, and one that you felt you could put your trust in completely. He had never failed you before – and now he was dead.

Fortunately for you, Krupp had sent some more experts, experts already expected to arrive soon. Construction has not even begun on the outer turret housings of the Alpen, but you are satisfied that the idea that Krupp's experts will help you insure that the 432mm of steel protecting the vital main guns of your battleship will be of the best quality of any armor steel anywhere. (That's the thickness of the turret faces and barbettes. The sides will be protected by 305mm, with 152mm on the tops of the turrets.) Even the secondary turrets will be protected with 100mm of armor on the faces (dropping to 80mm on the sides and tops of the turrets), making it more difficult for them to be disabled in combat.

You decide that, urgent meeting or not, you do have time to make one quick phone call. You call someone in the intelligence service to let them know what Bernd was doing when he got killed.

[] Call Krupp to let them know what happened to your promised evidence of Italian treachery.
[] Call someone in the intelligence service to let them know what Bernd was doing when he got killed.
[] Call Kirsch's long-estranged family, let them know the real story of his death, and try to make amends with them on Bernd's behalf.
[] Call a woman to ask her to accompany you to dinner tonight. If your days are numbered, you know how you want to spend with your few remaining ones.
-[] (write in which one)
[] (write-in other phone call)

You put down the phone with a blend of relief and satisfaction. The call went better than you had hoped, but you still feel deeply upset over Bernd's death at the hands of what you can only assume were Italian agents, who had been somehow tipped off as to his mission. However, life must go on, and you have a meeting to attend on the vitally important matter of typewriters and carbon paper. With one last glance at the phone, you pass the empty desk that should have a secretary sitting at it and head for the elevator.

After entering the elevator, you give a cursory nod to the middle-aged man carrying a battered folder, and then orient yourself to stare at the doorway, waiting patiently for the brief time it takes you to go up two floors. A lurch, a grinding noise, and half an hour later, you find yourself sitting on the floor with the middle-aged man amidst a spread array of papers, trading your opinions on the vital matter of which other warships of the world's first and second rate navies are foolish boondoggles and which ones the Austro-Hungarians should consider emulating, as the older gentleman is a senior member of a division of the bureaucracy dedicated to exploring such things.

The two of you exchange opinions on whether or not the Blücher, forced into retirement by treaty, would have been worth keeping in service otherwise; it was obviously superior to the other German armored cruisers that have been kept in service, but the armored cruiser may very well be entirely obsolete. Are battlecruisers or battleships the better idea? Will the next round of battleships built be in truth battlecruisers? Perhaps some of the current ones may be thought of as such, the new "battleships" of today are as fast as the earlier battlecruisers. What of the Pyotr? Is it a paper tiger or an awesome menace? Perhaps the Russians are secretly in violation of the treaty limits.

Three hours later, the two of you are able to exit the elevator, which you do with some regret after helping tidy up the stunning array of papers contained in that battered folder. Each of you has made a friend today, and each of you has learned some vital lesson. For your part, you feel you have gone to some length in convincing him that as the Austro-Hungarian navy moves forward with the cruiser program, it can take the following lessons home from the other navies of the world when building its next ships.

It should seek to emulate the Koester class cruiser, and to a lesser degree the rival Hawkins class cruiser. You will need to closely pay attention to what the Italians and French are up to. However, it should look nothing like the Svetlana or Omaha cruisers - it should be designed to be a heavy hitter rather than a bristling porcupine of lighter guns in single mounts, and avoid casemates completely.
(Special instructions: You can vote either AVOID or EMULATE on as many as you like of the following. Tally will be based on "net approval" EMULATE-AVOID scores.)

[] Hawkins class cruiser
[] Koester class cruiser
[] Omaha class cruiser
[] Svetlana-class cruiser
[] Whatever the (write-in country here) are up to next.

He does have a very good point, however, in that while the 12cm/50 gun is an excellent weapon on a highly sophisticated mount with a high swivel speed unprecedented in a weapon its size, it still cannot fire quickly enough or in enough different directions at once to handle all possible threat environments in the modern battlefield. There is still a definite role for smaller weapons, and it is starting to get close to time to think about how, when, and where to put smaller weapons onto the Alpen and Karpaten, a decision likely to have ramifications for other future ships.

The older battleships that will be kept in service – the Franz Josef, Monarch, Wien, and Budapest – mainly use a battery of sixteen 90mm guns for defense against torpedo boats, and are overdue for an anti-aircraft upgrade. The Prinz Eugen and Szent István use 70mm guns for this purpose, but will be scrapped when the Karpaten enters service. Škoda thinks they have adequately copied the new 75mm anti-aircraft gun from the French; should it be used? You and your new friend came to an agreement to push hard in your separate departments for the proposal to get the reverse-engineered 75mm into widespread production quickly in anticipation of widespread demand.

[] use the two remaining Tegetthoffs as platforms for experimenting with new light anti-aircraft guns.
[] hasten the refit schedule of the four older battleships to get updated anti-aircraft guns on them.
[] get the reverse-engineered 75mm into widespread production quickly in anticipation of widespread demand.
[] look mostly at lighter weapons with a higher rate of fire – perhaps the British pom-pom gun or something similar.
[] (write-in)]
Adhoc vote count started by tomwritestuff on Oct 22, 2017 at 1:09 AM, finished with 81 posts and 15 votes.

  • [X] You went to look at the worksite on Sunday, and while distractedly thinking of a certain woman of Vienna, you bumped into a ladder and got hit by a falling box of rivets.
    -[X] certain infuriating woman
    [X] You tell her that if she cannot behave with a high level of propriety within the office, you will be forced to let her go from the position in order to preserve your reputation. Her relationship with you, such as it is, must remain on a discreet level.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] You will decline this invitation.
    [X] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
    [X] An almost-untouched design study catches your eye, superficially similar to the Alpen- a quad turret fore and aft, with a triple superfiring over the fore quad. The superstructure is tightly abbreviated, with the last turret oddly far aft to make room for a catapult or two quadruple torpedo launchers a side. In the notes, it is mentioned that the catapult would likely need to be retrofitted in, or if that wasn't possible more secondary battery mounts.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    [X] Eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.
    [X] You will regretfully decline the invitation; knowing your luck you're going to be in Fiume on business.
    [X] Eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.
    [X] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
    [X] An almost-untouched design study catches your eye, superficially similar to the Alpen- a quad turret fore and aft, with a triple superfiring over the fore quad. The superstructure is tightly abbreviated, with the last turret oddly far aft to make room for a catapult or two quadruple torpedo launchers a side. In the notes, it is mentioned that the catpult would likely need to be retrofitted in, or if that wasn't possible more secondary battery mounts.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    -[X] And also visit Miss Hadik along the way.
    [X] You were out quite late drinking …
    -[X] … with Elizabeth. At some point you asked her to give you her best shot, and she helpfully punched you in the head. (You were drunk, it seemed like a good idea at the time.) She apologized profusely afterwards and kissed the cut one of her rings made.
    [X] You tell her that you love her as you love a sister, and you cannot bear to lose her. You will not give that up if you find another woman to love as a wife; you have no natural siblings that you are as close to, and she need not be jealous that some other woman will replace her. You will never love her as a wife, but you will never stop loving her as a sister.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] You will regretfully decline the invitation; knowing your luck you're going to be in Fiume on business.
    [X] Eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.
    [X] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
    [X] An almost-untouched design study catches your eye, superficially similar to the Alpen- a quad turret fore and aft, with a triple superfiring over the fore quad. The superstructure is tightly abbreviated, with the last turret oddly far aft to make room for a catapult or two quadruple torpedo launchers a side. In the notes, it is mentioned that the catpult would likely need to be retrofitted in, or if that wasn't possible more secondary battery mounts.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    -[X] And also visit Miss Hadik along the way.
    [X] You went to look at the worksite on Sunday, and while distractedly thinking of a certain woman of Vienna, you bumped into a ladder and got hit by a falling box of rivets.
    -[X] certain snuggly woman
    [X] 10
    [X] 2 (tubes are stacked, 3 on bottom, 2 on top)
    [X] aft deck, foreward the main battery Y turret aft
    [X] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
    [X] You tell her that you love her as you love a sister, and you cannot bear to lose her. You will not give that up if you find another woman to love as a wife; you have no natural siblings that you are as close to, and she need not be jealous that some other woman will replace her. You will never love her as a wife, but you will never stop loving her as a sister.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] Lyon, with a quartet of quadruple turrets.
    [X] You will accept this invitation
    [X] "If additional metallurgical expertise is made available to us, I can convince Skoda to offer your company a new and extremely capable dual purpose 12cm gun for the Prussia class ships with a favorable 'friends and allies' license agreement."
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    [X] You were out quite late drinking …
    -[X] … with Elizabeth. At some point you asked her to give you her best shot, and she helpfully punched you in the head. (You were drunk, it seemed like a good idea at the time.) She apologized profusely afterwards and kissed the cut one of her rings made.
    [X] You tell her that you love her as you love a sister, and you cannot bear to lose her. You will not give that up if you find another woman to love as a wife; you have no natural siblings that you are as close to, and she need not be jealous that some other woman will replace her. You will never love her as a wife, but you will never stop loving her as a sister.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] You will regretfully decline the invitation; knowing your luck you're going to be in Fiume on business.
    [X] Eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.
    [X] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Lyon, with a quartet of quadruple turrets.
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    -[X] And also visit Miss Hadik along the way.
    [X] You were out quite late drinking …
    -[X] … with Elizabeth. At some point you asked her to give you her best shot, and she helpfully punched you in the head. (You were drunk, it seemed like a good idea at the time.) She apologized profusely afterwards and kissed the cut one of her rings made.
    [X] You tell her that you cannot handle combining your professional working relationship with a personal relationship of a more intimate nature. She cannot be both your secretary and your lover, and must choose which she wants to be.
    -[X] She has already lost the chance to be a lover, so she can either settle for being your colleague and friend or walk out of your life entirely.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] You will regretfully decline the invitation; knowing your luck you're going to be in Fiume on business.
    [X] Eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.
    [X] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Lyon, with a quartet of quadruple turrets.
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    -[X] And also visit Miss Hadik along the way.
    [X] You were out quite late drinking …
    -[X] … with Elizabeth. At some point you asked her to give you her best shot, and she helpfully punched you in the head. (You were drunk, it seemed like a good idea at the time.) She apologized profusely afterwards and kissed the cut one of her rings made.
    [X] You tell her that you love her as you love a sister, and you cannot bear to lose her. You will not give that up if you find another woman to love as a wife; you have no natural siblings that you are as close to, and she need not be jealous that some other woman will replace her. You will never love her as a wife, but you will never stop loving her as a sister.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] You will regretfully decline the invitation; knowing your luck you're going to be in Fiume on business.
    [X] Eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.
    [X] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] The imagined Bretagne reconstruction, with quadruple turrets both forward and aft and a split superstructure surrounding a central aircraft catapult.
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    -[X] And also visit Miss Hadik along the way.
    [X] You went to look at the worksite on Sunday, and while distractedly thinking of a certain woman of Vienna, you bumped into a ladder and got hit by a falling box of rivets.
    -[X] certain infuriating woman
    [X] You tell her that if she cannot behave with a high level of propriety within the office, you will be forced to let her go from the position in order to preserve your reputation. Her relationship with you, such as it is, must remain on a discreet level.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] You will decline this invitation.
    [X] Nelson, with a trio of forward triple turrets.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Send Severino to go pick him up.
    [X] You were out quite late drinking …
    -[X] … with a Slovenian foreman that Elizabeth introduced you to, and have a terrible hangover.
    [X] You tell her that you cannot handle combining your professional working relationship with a personal relationship of a more intimate nature. She cannot be both your secretary and your lover, and must choose which she wants to be.
    -[X] She has already lost the chance to be a lover, so she can either settle for being your colleague and friend or walk out of your life entirely.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] You will regretfully decline the invitation; knowing your luck you're going to be in Fiume on business.
    [X] Eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.
    [X] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
    [X] The imagined Bretagne reconstruction, with quadruple turrets both forward and aft and a split superstructure surrounding a central aircraft catapult.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    -[X] And also visit Miss Hadik along the way.
    [X] You went to look at the worksite on Sunday, and while distractedly thinking of a certain woman of Vienna, you bumped into a ladder and got hit by a falling box of rivets.
    -[X] certain infuriating woman
    [X] You tell her that if she cannot behave with a high level of propriety within the office, you will be forced to let her go from the position in order to preserve your reputation. Her relationship with you, such as it is, must remain on a discreet level.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] You will decline this invitation.
    [X] Nelson, with a trio of forward triple turrets.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] An almost-untouched design study catches your eye, superficially similar to the Alpen- a quad turret fore and aft, with a triple superfiring over the fore quad. The superstructure is tightly abbreviated, with the last turret oddly far aft to make room for a catapult or two quadruple torpedo launchers a side. In the notes, it is mentioned that the catapult would likely need to be retrofitted in, or if that wasn't possible more secondary battery mounts.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    [X] Eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.
    [X] You went to look at the worksite on Sunday, and while distractedly thinking of a certain woman of Vienna, you bumped into a ladder and got hit by a falling box of rivets.
    -[X] certain infuriating woman
    [X] You tell her that if she cannot behave with a high level of propriety within the office, you will be forced to let her go from the position in order to preserve your reputation. Her relationship with you, such as it is, must remain on a discreet level.
    [X] It would only be natural for you to spread your attentions and affections as your father did.
    [X] You will decline this invitation.
    [X] Eight torpedo tubes, in two quad launchers on the aft deck fore of the Y turret.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] An almost-untouched design study catches your eye, superficially similar to the Alpen- a quad turret fore and aft, with a triple superfiring over the fore quad. The superstructure is tightly abbreviated, with the last turret oddly far aft to make room for a catapult or two quadruple torpedo launchers a side. In the notes, it is mentioned that the catapult would likely need to be retrofitted in, or if that wasn't possible more secondary battery mounts.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.
    [X] You will accept this invitation
    [X] You went to look at the worksite on Sunday, and while distractedly thinking of a certain woman of Vienna, you bumped into a ladder and got hit by a falling box of rivets.
    -[X] certain infuriating woman
    [X] You tell her that if she cannot behave with a high level of propriety within the office, you will be forced to let her go from the position in order to preserve your reputation. Her relationship with you, such as it is, must remain on a discreet level.
    [X] It would be appalling for you to follow in his footsteps, given the cautionary lessons you learned growing up as a bastard yourself.
    [X] You will decline this invitation.
    [X] You told him that you had a family connection of sorts higher up in the decision-making hierarchy, and that your informal connection led to you being yanked out to help smooth out an otherwise deadlocked decision, leaving the precise nature of the connection deliberately vague.
    [X] An almost-untouched design study catches your eye, superficially similar to the Alpen- a quad turret fore and aft, with a triple superfiring over the fore quad. The superstructure is tightly abbreviated, with the last turret oddly far aft to make room for a catapult or two quadruple torpedo launchers a side. In the notes, it is mentioned that the catapult would likely need to be retrofitted in, or if that wasn't possible more secondary battery mounts.
    [X] "It is in the Kaiser's best interests that Austria-Hungary's navy is strong. You cannot count on the reliability of the Italians. Oh? Well, I have proof. I will courier that to you."
    [X] Bányász Gergely, the two young engineers can bounce off each other the whole way to Pilsen and back.
    [X] Travel to Fiume to retrieve Nicolau. You can pick his brain.

Adhoc vote count started by tomwritestuff on Oct 22, 2017 at 9:28 PM, finished with 22 posts and 4 votes.

  • [X] Call someone in the intelligence service to let them know what Bernd was doing when he got killed.
    [X] "I'm sorry, but I didn't want to disappoint you when I rushed through. I wasn't expecting to spend very long here."
    [X] Marie said she was waiting for an "appropriate time" to leave your apartment this morning after spending the night so that nobody would notice. And then called in "sick."
    [X] 152mm top / 305mm sides / 432mm face / 432mm barbettes
    [X] get the reverse-engineered 75mm into widespread production quickly in anticipation of widespread demand.
    [X] "So the two of you are going to have a duel," you say.
    [X] 80mm
    -[X] "If the two of you must get this out of your system… it will be swords to first blood, no more. Do you understand me?"
    --[X] Moving quickly, you swapped the live rounds in the guns for some soap rounds you kept on hand "just in case". It wouldn't do for your foreign affairs expert and scientist to kill each other.
    -[X] "Right. I think I have a pair of dueling pistols in my office, and Severino should wake up soon enough, let's go outside and get things ready, shall we?"
    -[X] (spending the night on your couch)
    [X] inquire into that Swiss company that has been kicking up quite the storm lately, Oerlikon. They have recently acquired the assets of the German SEMAG company, and have been on the vanguard of light cannon development.
    [X] Whatever the Dutch are up to next.
    [X] 127mm
    [X] 350mm barbette x 350mm face x 300mm rear x 200mm sides x 135mm top
    -[X] I have not the time to deal with these shenanigans. I will "convince" the man when he comes to that this is a place of work, not a place to saunter about like a brothel in Lisbon. In exchange, I expect that you will rescind this poorly thought out challenge.
    [X] "That's not going to happen," you say, voice full of dour certainty.
    [X] Marie, of course, no longer provides that banter even when she is in the office. She has been icily distant towards you in particular, although not in general.
    -[X] (spending the night in your bed)
    [X] EMULATE Whatever the Japanese are up to
    [X] … the figure had a suspicious bulge in his jacket pocket.
 
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Walking to work
The swirling waters opened, a deep black hole yawning in the middle of the wave, and I stepped forward on the damp and sandy planks of the deck, straightening my cravat.

"I cannot but feel you still love her, dearest, and so cannot love me," said the woman with the bright green eyes, as she pulled the revolver towards herself.

I reached out and tried to block the trigger, but my hand passed through it like a ghost, and the gun went off in an explosion of confetti.

"Happy birthday," the woman said. "You are dead."

I then woke up in a cold sweat.

I have not made an appointment with Sigmund since that one time nearly twenty years ago, but I think the illustrious doctor would tell me that the green-eyed stranger in my dreams represents my mother, aged backwards. Myself, I think it is a sign I cannot remember the face of my second wife more than half of the day and never really let myself stop to mourn the first. After sixty three years in service to the double crown, I find myself wishing I had taken that time before I remarried.


János Müller neatly placed his fountain pen back in the holder on the bedstand, and delicately stood. With a quick practiced motion, he stowed the hammock, and then carefully lowered himself to the floor.

"One," he said, raising himself back up with his first push-up of the morning, the start of the day's ritual of patiently counting his age in half a dozen exercises. This was a slower process than it used to be. Each push-up was an act of deliberation; the following exercises no less so, particularly the lunges. The consequences of any hasty slip lasted longer now; even a bruise from a simple fall would last more than a week, and losing his balance on a lunge would lead to several.

Fifteen minutes later, a sweaty János lit the stove, and then walked away. Nine minutes and thirty seconds later, he emerged naked from his shower to put his toothbrush and razor away, walking over to the stove to cut the flame off. A worn pair of tongs sufficed to pull two coffee-stained eggs out of the saucepan on the stove, set on top of two faint brown stains on a faded china plate.

János took four minutes and thirty seconds to dress himself, then walked down the steps to the entrance of his apartment to retrieve the newspaper. He delicately poured the liquid contents of the saucepan into a chipped jar, leaving a sludge of settled coffee grounds in the saucepan. Then he peeled the eggs and crushed each one into a folded slice of bread.

He ate while reading the newspaper, switching between coffee and food with each turn of the page as was his habit. Today, he was not reading as much as numbly scanning.

The paper recalled, in a front-page story, the anniversary of the death of Franz Josef. The great emperor's ascension to the throne was one of his few remaining early childhood memories; the shock of the monarch's death had been severe. The emperor's death had come shortly after the death of his second wife; he had not been sure he wished to continue living in a strange and uncertain world, but neither had he wanted to inflict another loss upon his grandchildren.

He could not shake the conviction that the world was headed for a reckoning, a moment of shattering uncertainty even greater than the convulsions that had rocked the world in 1848, placing a young Franz Josef on the throne. The world was overdue for such a convulsion; after all, those who had been stung by the last round of revolutions were, like Franz Josef, dead; or like János himself, too old to catch the ears of the young and restless for long.

János had fought long and hard against the upstart Italians and Prussians in the service of Franz Josef in several wars; today, they were the nominal allies of the double crown. In his lifetime, he had seen many such reversals; even the ancient bar of enmity between Christian and Muslim had little effect on the games played between the different thrones. Had not the Prussians been making every effort to keep the Turk strong?

The old man dutifully checked over the last page of the newspaper before folding it back up neatly. He donned his jacket and retrieved his cane from the stand near the door, twisting and untwisting the top knob a quarter turn counterclockwise, pulling it out a centimeter, pushing it back in, and then back clockwise. The blade was not due for another oiling yet, but it did not hurt to check.

When János opened the door, he found it chillier than he had expected outside, and paused to don his gloves and button his jacket in the doorway before setting out on his morning walk to work. It was not a difficult walk, though it customarily took him twenty three minutes. The steady click of his cane on the cobblestones set a sedate rhythm that paused only three times in that twenty three minutes.

First, he paused at a newsstand briefly, taking in the headlines. Nothing more interesting than the paper he had already read, he thought to himself.

"The usual," János told the man, "But no papers today."

"Right. Here you are, Mr. Müller."

A brown bag emerged from behind the counter.

"Thank you, Mr. Heller."

A practiced exchange of bag and money followed with the ease of long ritual, the bag stuffed into a jacket pocket unexamined as the steady click of cane on cobblestones resumed, a metronome on the move. A few minutes later, the clicking halted. A clink of coins and a rustle of papers.

"Thank you, kind sir." The accent of the Armenian was thick.

"We are both here now," János said with a shrug. "Damn the Turks. It is a vile thing they do to unify their state."

The clicking resumed. The unplanned delay did not lead to a hastening of the old man's pace; hurrying had little point. His plans already accommodated the possibility of delay; not that the young fellow in charge of his office would be in the office for another hour, usually.

A stutter in the clicking marked János's third stop, just short of his destination. "What are you doing here, little miss? You are too early and too late for Max. He doesn't come in this early … and he told me he won't be coming to meet your father."

A pause.

"Stop that pouting at once and give Opa a hug. You're too young and the world is ending, I know. If it helps, I'm sure Max is every bit as confused as he is confusing, but if he won't meet with your father, that is what it is. Now make yourself scarce. I will come by at dinner with the latest news from the office. It has been very exciting around here lately."
Adhoc vote count started by tomwritestuff on Oct 28, 2017 at 10:55 AM, finished with 42 posts and 6 votes.

  • [X] Call someone in the intelligence service to let them know what Bernd was doing when he got killed.
    [X] "So the two of you are going to have a duel," you say.
    [X] "I'm sorry, but I didn't want to disappoint you when I rushed through. I wasn't expecting to spend very long here."
    [X] 152mm top / 305mm sides / 432mm face / 432mm barbettes
    [X] get the reverse-engineered 75mm into widespread production quickly in anticipation of widespread demand.
    [X] Marie said she was waiting for an "appropriate time" to leave your apartment this morning after spending the night so that nobody would notice. And then called in "sick."
    [X] 80mm
    -[X] "I suppose that's a matter between the two of you to work out. So, let's talk about this metastyrol some more."
    [X] EMULATE Whatever the United States are up to next.
    [X] EMULATE Hawkins class cruiser
    [X] Call Krupp to let them know what happened to your promised evidence of Italian treachery.​
    [X] 100mm turret faces, 30mm splinter protection on the sides, rear and roof.​
    [X] 410mm turret face, 280mm sides, 250mm for the rear of the turret, 175mm turret roof. Barbettes will be 330mm at the upper barbettes, thinning to 240mm for the lower barbettes in the citadel. Conning tower armor will be 380mm.​
    [X] "I'm sorry, but I didn't want to disappoint you when I rushed through. I wasn't expecting to spend very long here."​
    [X] … the lanky figure moved with the gracelessness of one who has only recently attained his full length of limb.​
    -[X] I am not about to allow a dueling scandal erupt in this office. Do you want budget cuts to happen? That's what will happen if you go through with this silly duel.​
    [X] "That's not going to happen," you say, voice full of dour certainty.​
    [X] Marie transferred to another department.​
    --[X] Moving quickly, you swapped the live rounds in the guns for some soap rounds you kept on hand "just in case". It wouldn't do for your foreign affairs expert and scientist to kill each other.
    [X] … the figure had a suspicious bulge in his jacket pocket.
    -[X] "Right. I think I have a pair of dueling pistols in my office, and Severino should wake up soon enough, let's go outside and get things ready, shall we?"
    -[X] (spending the night on your couch)
    [X] inquire into that Swiss company that has been kicking up quite the storm lately, Oerlikon. They have recently acquired the assets of the German SEMAG company, and have been on the vanguard of light cannon development.
    [X] Whatever the Dutch are up to next.
    -[X] (spending the night in your bed)
    -[X] "If the two of you must get this out of your system… it will be swords to first blood, no more. Do you understand me?"
    [X] 127mm
    [X] 350mm barbette x 350mm face x 300mm rear x 200mm sides x 135mm top
    -[X] I have not the time to deal with these shenanigans. I will "convince" the man when he comes to that this is a place of work, not a place to saunter about like a brothel in Lisbon. In exchange, I expect that you will rescind this poorly thought out challenge.
    [X] "That's not going to happen," you say, voice full of dour certainty.
    [X] Marie, of course, no longer provides that banter even when she is in the office. She has been icily distant towards you in particular, although not in general.
    [X] EMULATE Whatever the Japanese are up to
    [X] get the reverse-engineered 75mm into widespread production quickly in anticipation of widespread demand.
 
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Gregory & Gergely
Gregor & Gergely

"Okay, so how does he get to Mars?" Gergely peered at the English text on the page as if staring at it harder would make sense out of the unfamiliar language. He knew only a few words in English from seeing them often on copies of British technical diagrams.

"It doesn't say – he just falls asleep and wakes up there. I think maybe he is supposed to have died from the fight with the Indians and gets reborn on Mars. Of course, he has not a stitch on him, and they do not wear clothing on Mars." Gregor flipped through a few more pages.

"I thought Mars would be a colder planet, it is further from the sun. Shouldn't the Martians wear lots of clothing?" Gergely

"Oh. That is a very good point," Gregor said. "Maybe they are adapted better to the cold, but John Carter is still an Earth-human, and he doesn't seem to have trouble. Perhaps the atmosphere traps the heat better than it does on Earth, or maybe the planet has a warmer mantle underneath. It could just be artistic license. I do not know if this Burroughs is an astronomer."

"Hm. Well, if you had it in German or Hungarian, I would be glad to read it. Maybe a translation will come out soon. You bought the Tarzan books in a bookstore in Munich, yes? Are they in German?" Gergely adopted a pleading expression.

"Yes, yes. I brought them with me," Gregor replied, taking the hint and beginning to rifle through his bag. "I can lend you the first one if you want to read it, but I will want it back before I leave."

* * *​

"Germany has the best of everything – the best beer, the best women, and the best steel. It is why I am here – so you can learn from me how to improve your manufacturing processes."

Gregor's confident boast drew a sour look from Gergely.

"I will admit you German peoples breed some truly lovely blondes, and we did bring you here to share Krupp's earned expertise, but I must contest your confidence in German superiority. The beer most especially you should try in Pilsen - surely you have heard of the excellent Pilsen beer? We can check in with the people at Škoda tomorrow, Gregor, there is no rush. We have another two days here before we leave for Ostrava, and it would be a terrible sin on my part if I did not offer you the opportunity to admit your mistakes."

"Very well, I will give this Pilsen beer a try, but I am sure that Czech brewers simply cannot do as good of a job. They may have aped a few good tricks from the Bavarians living in the area, but it will not measure up to what is made in Bavaria itself, or the rest of Germany."

* * *​
"Yes, trust me, I am a Catholic, Gambrinus is in truth the patron saint of beer. That is something you lose when you drink Protestant beer, the brewers do not have a saint of brewing to pray to and the beer doesn't get blessed like this beer does. Prost!"

* * *
"We are both excellent engineers! I am sure he would be delighted to provide structural support for your arm, miss, support you can rely upon." Gergely said, drunkenly attempting a solemn look with minimal success.

"Ha! Yes, indeed." Gregor said, extending his arm.

"And perhaps some structural support for your foundation later, miss," Gergely whispered with a wink.

Gregor sputtered, his face flushing a bright pink to match his already-pink nose.

* * *​

"Stars in heaven," groaned Gregor. "Oh, my head."

"Kutyaharapást szőrével, Gregor, the fur of the hound that chomped you will do you good," Gergely said, patting Gregor on the back and offering him a bottle.

"Dog's fur? What an odd turn of phrase, you Hungarians are such inventive people. A counterbeer, we say," Gregor said, taking a swig from the bottle. "I must admit, it is a very good beer."

"And the women?" Gergely asked, teasingly.

Gregor whispered with alarm. "Gergely! They could wake at any moment! It's not polite to talk about such things in front of them! But yes, yes, just not so loud."

* * *
"I thought you would be arriving yesterday," said the man in the suit. "Well, today is a good day, we are doing some test firing. We are trying out a new armor penetrating cap on the thirty-five on the testing range, you can see what you think on damage analysis. Misters Biederman and Bányász, if you would follow me?"

Gregor and Gergely exchanged a difficult-to-interpret look.

"Yes, I suppose we should," Gregor said. "Perhaps I will learn something. I hope of course that you will have extra ear-muffs for us?"

* * *​

"Have you ever been to Africa, then?" Gergely asked. "After reading your Tarzan books, I find myself wanting to see Africa myself."

"No, this is my first time out of the country. I imagine that the colonies must be a very exciting place to visit. I thought about taking a tour after I read the books of Mr. Burroughs, but there is so much to do at work, and then after all my talk about wanting to travel, my boss decided I was the one to send here to Austria-Hungary. Not that it has not been an exciting visit here, Vienna is a lovely city and you have shown me a smashing time here in Pilsen. Perhaps I will later – there is little to keep me at home other than my job."

Gregor looked out the window. Soon they would be in Ostrava.

* * *​

"The Prussia will most likely feature a new type of armor plate, updated from the armor used on the Mackensen and Koester. What is new is how we are making use of molybdenum..."
 
Nicolau takes the train
Nicolau Takes the Train

Nicolau Costa looked at the small pile of his remaining possessions. The small toolbox would fit with little adjustment into the corner of the rectangular guitar case; the clothes that he had not sold or given away would fit easily inside of the suitcase.

With some reluctance, he took the small stack of books and put it aside, packing clothing and toiletries in the suitcase. Books, he thought to himself, are dangerous things. He was not sure what the his new employers might make of the collection of books he had been using to teach himself German: Spanish and German copies of Das Kapital, Spanish and German copies of the Communist Manifesto, German and Spanish printings of the Holy Bible, and a German-Spanish pocket dictionary he had finally found last week in a new bookstore.

With reluctance, he tucked the pocket dictionary into his suitcase, along with a much-loved copy of Don Quixote and a well-thumbed book of useful tables. The other books he would sell at the corner bookstore – they were not useful to him, and he might need spending money along the way.

It is a pity, he thought to himself, they were interesting reading. He had never been particularly political or religious, but he thought he could see now why people found it so intensely interesting, and it was nice to know the origins of the quotes that he heard so often while out and about. He stuck his room key in an envelope and headed downstairs, pushing the envelope in through his landlord's mail slot and briskly walking on before the landlord could come to the door to see him leaving.

Rent had been past due, a little bit. Nicolau felt bad about that, but there wasn't much to be done. He briskly walked by a watching policeman, and ducked into the corner bookstore. The policeman followed, curious about a young man moving hastily with a suitcase and an instrument case.

"Excuse me, how much could I get for these?" Nicolau asked, dropping the stack of books on the counter.

The clerk spared a nervous glance behind him. "Ah. Well, not much of interest here, really, we don't deal in these sorts of books usually..."

"What? I bought them here," Nicolau said. "I know you don't want to give me the same price back, half maybe?"

"You must be mistaken, you have us confused with some other bookseller," the clerk said, looking over his shoulder.

"What? Don't jerk me around like that. I may be new in the neighborhood, but that's no reason to cheat me. You can at least give me half back what I paid," Nicolau looked at the clerk crossly.

"You're delusional. Fine, here, have some money. Consider it a charitable donation. Go use it to get your head fixed." The clerk pushed some coins on the counter.

Nicolau swept them away before the clerk could change his mind, hurrying out of the bookstore. The policeman stayed in the bookstore to talk with the clerk as Nicolau headed to the train station for his ride to Barcelona.

He boarded the train with a few minutes to spare. Peering out the window at the disappearing station, he saw a pair of policemen rush out to the station, pointing down the tracks at the train. Perhaps they had meant to take the train to Barcelona as well, Nicolau thought to himself. It is a pity, you would think police officers would be well-organized enough to get to the station on time.

The train stopped in what would have been in plain sight of the station in Barcelona had the weather been clearer. Some unannounced delay or mechanical failure. Unfortunate. He had a ship to catch, and he wanted to hurry to do so. Nicolau let himself out of the train, walking across the tracks in the rain to the road. Passing by the station, he noticed a couple of policemen arriving at the station. A minute later, he could hear the train resume its motion, moving the last quarter mile into the station.

Nicolau shook his head. If he had known it was a short delay, he might have waited, but he'd had no way of knowing that. He made it down to the docks without further incident. Wet and a little tired, he patiently explained that while his reservation hadn't been paid for, yet, and he didn't quite have enough money to do so, his employer would provide payment in full at the other end. After a small bribe – described as a "surcharge for personal consideration" - he made his way aboard the ship.

Sentimentally, he watched from the deck as the familiar city of Barcelona disappeared, and then retreated to his steerage quarters to carefully count his remaining money. He felt a little nervous, reflecting over how the terms offered to him had suddenly changed for the worse after he had agreed to take the job. Perhaps they would change again when he arrived. If they did, he decided, he would try to find work elsewhere in Austria-Hungary. Perhaps he could make money as a musician for a little while – that did not require speaking the language very well, and it was a very good way to meet people.
 
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