Bleach: Derailed

She insulted our partner.

He won't be taking this lying down in the Darkness.
>Ichigo passes out from drinking
>wakes up in his inner world facing an angry Zangetsu
>oh no you bitch, you don't pass out here, go back out there and drink that midget under the table!
>kicked back out into consciousness

Alternately
>GUESS WHOSE TURN IS IT TO BE KING!
>brb, borrowing your body
>shenanigans
 
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[X] a drink off, to unconsciousness

One cannot deny that this is both Shiba, and Shinigami style.

Also getting into a fight... yeah not the smartest idea due to Rukia probably does have combat experience on us. And just gets everyone in trouble.

A drinking completion - imaging Takako's face when not only does she find out that two members of nobility had the same idea as where to eat, but decided to have a drinking competition.

Fighting turns this very serious for just bumping into someone, walking away has never been Ichigo's style. Drink off? It's humorous, a bit embarrassing to whoever loses but it's not two Shinigami having a throw down.
 
Fighting turns this very serious for just bumping into someone, walking away has never been Ichigo's style. Drink off? It's humorous, a bit embarrassing to whoever loses but it's not two Shinigami having a throw down.
Thats not really the vibe i was getting from this though, it's more of a spar to prove that Ichigo actually is competent rather than a puffed up academy student who's artificially enlarging his sword.
 
Hmm, this chapter was a little disappointing to me. The dialogue between Takako and Ichigo was so short and content-less that it was quite obviously only meant to kickstart the next situation. I guess stuff like that is unavoidable on a daily update schedule.

[X] a drink off, to unconsciousness

No option has me really enthusiastic, I just let a die decide.
 
[X] a spar, to prove that you're badass

Not sure if I would want to use shikai during a spar, but still voting for this. Would think Zangestu would want a fight, regardless of if we lose.
 
[X] a spar, to prove that you're badass

I think that whether we win or lose fighting an actual Soul Reaper will do good things for our training. Ichigo grows exceedingly quickly in a struggle.
 
[] a drink off, to unconsciousness

> inb4 Zangetsu AND Ichigo tag team to drink Rukia under the table
> Takako's dragged into it
> The Omaeda, Shiba, and Kuchiki clan members find themselves in Zaraki the next morning wearing random kimono
> Takako had also achieved shikai at some point during the drunken bender
 
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Sure, it's just that as I said, appealing to what X Shiba would do doesn't really move me. We're our own person, and can make our own choices. That's my personal taste though. Appealing to what Kaien would do in such a situation is even moreso given how that ended up for him. I'm pretty sure everyone in the family would have preferred it if he had chosen to swallow his pride that night instead of fighting alone. Kukaku even all but says as much by saying that Kaien had no business fighting that Hollow alone, and she doesn't even know about how Aaroniero is puppeting his soul right now.

Oh, are we doing the pointlessly-repeat-ourselves game? I wanna play too!

I feel like you're (potentially not even aware you're) being the sorta guy who, in enjoying the bullshit mechanics and powerlevels and scheming of Bleach, somehow forgot that literally none of that was ever why Bleach had its greatest heights of popularity; it's all about the comedy, the irreverence, the gives-no-fucks-let's-have-fun-ness. You know, the stuff that the Shiba family pretty much embodies - not really giving a shit about propriety or expectations or realism, just doing what they want/what they think is fun. Sure, walking away from a fight while sloshed may be rational... it's also boring to read, compared to whatever clusterfuck'd result from said fight.

'S fine if that's what you're here for, but at least accept that this means you cannot into a Shiba's mindset, because you're categorically refusing to look at things in a way that'd gel with any Shiba. This isn't about efficacy, optimization, correctness, winning or any of that; you're just straight up not looking at things in a way conducive to how this one family do. Hence; you're not cut out to be a Shiba! And, you know, that's fine - you can pick interesting, or even effective things to do while also not being Shiba-minded... but accept it about your stance, yo!

H-E-double-hockey-sticks, just look at the bolded bit of what you posted; that is definitely not a Shiba mindset, not even caring whether you're doing things in a family way!
 
Oh, are we doing the pointlessly-repeat-ourselves game? I wanna play too!

I feel like you're (potentially not even aware you're) being the sorta guy who, in enjoying the bullshit mechanics and powerlevels and scheming of Bleach, somehow forgot that literally none of that was ever why Bleach had its greatest heights of popularity; it's all about the comedy, the irreverence, the gives-no-fucks-let's-have-fun-ness. You know, the stuff that the Shiba family pretty much embodies - not really giving a shit about propriety or expectations or realism, just doing what they want/what they think is fun. Sure, walking away from a fight while sloshed may be rational... it's also boring to read, compared to whatever clusterfuck'd result from said fight.

'S fine if that's what you're here for, but at least accept that this means you cannot into a Shiba's mindset, because you're categorically refusing to look at things in a way that'd gel with any Shiba. This isn't about efficacy, optimization, correctness, winning or any of that; you're just straight up not looking at things in a way conducive to how this one family do. Hence; you're not cut out to be a Shiba! And, you know, that's fine - you can pick interesting, or even effective things to do while also not being Shiba-minded... but accept it about your stance, yo!

H-E-double-hockey-sticks, just look at the bolded bit of what you posted; that is definitely not a Shiba mindset, not even caring whether you're doing things in a family way!

Makes a good Kuchiki though.
 
[X] a drink off, to unconsciousness

> inb4 Zangetsu AND Ichigo tag team to drink Rukia under the table
> Takako's dragged into it
> The Omeada, Shiba, and Kuchiki clan members find themselves in Zaraki the next morning wearing random kimono
> Takako had also achieved shikai at some point during the drunken bender
the moment we figure out how to manifest him in the real world i predict many fun drinking nights with him out.

Theres a thought, instead of having our Shikai always active like in canon we instead have Zangetsu manifested whenever we're not fighting.

Would probably lead to some fun situations where Zangetsu and Kenpachi end up fighting every other day among other things.
 
[X] a drink off, to unconsciousness.

Yeah I see no way drying to out drink Rukia can go wrong. None at all. And If you believe that I have a property in Hueco Mundo to sell you.
 
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