A/N: HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN! So people have been asking when the crack is coming back. Uuuuh, it came back. I sat on this chapter since summer, I actually wrote this BEFORE chapter 17. In fact this was the original chapter 17, before I felt more character development was necessary.
Chapter 20: Peel Back the Onion and Put on a Tinfoil Hat
San Barlaam, 2012
"So, what do you think is going to be said?" One of the supervillains, asked, confusion in his voice.
"A new gang that moved in- called for a big meeting."
"Okay, so if that's the case, why are
they here." He pointed to PRT and Protectorate members standing in a corner, looking around wearily.
"They were invited." Another supervillain replied. "I admit I am curious as to how that was managed, but perhaps we will find out."
The crowd, all invited to speak with a powerful new gang lord.
The lights in the room darkened and suddenly a spotlight was shone on the stage.
A Green Power Ranger stood there.
"What." The first supervillain muttered in confusion.
"Greetings, everyone. Thank you for attending this meeting. You all heard about what happened in Brockton Bay. I am not talking Leviathan's attack. Or even when the Slaughterhouse Nine visited."
There was mutters throughout the room. Discounting the Endbringer attack and the devastation caused by the Nine, everyone knew that the Green Ranger could only be talking about the Echidna incident. The mother of monsters had apparently caused Eidolon to spill some very damaging secrets. And exposed Rebecca Costa brown as a being Alexandria despite her position as the Chief-Director of the PRT.
This had caused mass defections from the Protectorate and made a lot Case-53s very angry about the entire situation. That would probably explain why Protectorate Heroes and PRT agents would be willing to attend a meeting called by a total unknown.
"I promised a lot of you information on what I know- about the secrets of the conspiracy that Eidolon and Alexandria were a part of. A lot of you think it's rumours, but it's being deliberately suppressed. The cape community had passed the news, cape to cape, until the entire country knows it. The normal don't know, but every one of you had heard the rumours already. That's why you're here."
"Yeah, we all know already!" Someone in the crowd called out. "They sell superpowers, they made the Case-53s by kidnapping and experimenting on people!"
Several Case-53 hissed angrily (several growled and a few barked). A Protectorate Hero raise a clenched fist and said angrily. "And the people who bought powers…they pretended to have triggers. Those fucking assholes were laughing at us the whole time."
Everyone in the room had their mood darkened at that reminder. At the end of the day, regardless of their differences, heroes and villains had one thing in common. They all had the most horrific days of their life. That shared suffering was what made them parahuman.
To think that there were those amongst them who wasn't forged in this way, who had cheated their way into their powers and statuses? Unforgivable.
Green Ranger continued speaking. "The truth is even worse than that, my friends. Dr. Manton, a member of Cauldron is also the Siberian."
There was stunned silence.
"The Number Man, formerly known as Harbinger, is currently a member of Cauldron. And a former member of the Slaughterhouse Nine."
More gasps.
"Cauldron has been using them as agents for years. And you know what I think?"
Many looked up, eager to learn what other dark secrets the Green Ranger had uncovered.
"I think the Endbringers were made by Cauldron. Who benefited most from Endbringer fights? Whose reputations and power was cemented the most by Endbringer fights?"
A hero gasped. "No, you can't mean-"
"Yes. The Triumvirate! Those bastards has been controlling the Endbringers from day one." Green Ranger continued, driving the nail home.
The entire warehouse was filled with the mutterings of angry people. Several of the PRT agents looked sick and one them scowled. "I will fucking kill them!"
"That makes too much sense!" Someone else called out.
"All this time."
"Wait!" A female voice called out. "How do you know this is true! You're just making blanket statements without any proof whatsoever."
Several people shot female cape a dirty look.
Green Ranger began to laugh. "Why don't you hear it from the horse's mouth yourself?"
A man emerged from behind the curtain. He wore the iconic blue skintight bodysuit with the lightning bolt symbol.
"Holy shit." A villain muttered. Several instinctively wanted to run, but they forced themselves to stay.
Legend himself stood there, eyes filled with sorrow. "It's true. Everything they say is true."
"Even the Endbringers?" The doubting female cape asked, voice filled with disbelief.
"That…I don't know. I wasn't part of the inner circle- I've suspected for a while that my colleagues had been keeping information from me. It's likely they could be behind the Endbringer attacks. It just makes too much sense. I'd like to think otherwise…but I never even knew about the Case-53s either. I am sorry." Legend admitted, eyes downcast.
Green Ranger seized back the attention of the room as he spoke up. "Regardless of the truth, we know Cauldron is behind a lot of crap- they have control of the government. They still do! Alexandria and the Chief Director hadn't even stepped down yet! Tell me why the US government would allow this injustice to stand if they really support our democracy!"
Several PRT agents and Protectorate heroes were nodding.
Green Ranger clenched his fists angrily. "What makes them think they can get away with this blatant abuse of power? For selfish greed and power, they will doom us all! I won't tolerate this! Will YOU tolerate this!?"
He pointed his finger at a random hero. The cape sputtered and then shook his head violently. "N-no! I will not!"
Green Ranger pointed his finger at another cape, this time a villain. "And you!?"
"Never!" The villain swished his cloak dramatically. "I might be a villain, but I have honour! I shall not deal with these…these…Nazis!"
Several Nazi capes frowned at the comparison. "Hey don't compare us to Cauldron!"
One managed to pipe out, "We're not Nazis, we're Patriots!"
"Yeah, Nazis never kidnapped people and performed human experiments!" Another Nazi villain screamed out.
"You holocaust deniers!" A hero barked out in fury. Many people in the room, heroes and villains alike were now glaring at the Nazi capes.
"Enough!" Green Ranger. "Regardless of our differences, do we all agree that Cauldron is an evil that must be stopped?"
"Yes!"
"That the PRT is hopelessly corrupt and so is the US government!?"
This time the response was less enthusiastic.
"Well, I don't think the President-" Began one villain.
"Is in Cauldron's pockets?" Green Ranger interrupted. "My friend. He is. Legend, tell me what you know."
Legend shifted uncomfortably and then said. "The President's son bought superpowers from Cauldron."
People gasped as Legend casually revealed the secret identity of a cape.
"Worse. The President's son is a nonpublic cape. He uses his powers to get dirt on other politicians to keep his father in power. I know this for a fact, as a former member of Cauldron."
There was a moment of silence, then a hero roared in anger.
"Down with the Government!"
"Fuck the government!" An enthusiastic villain proclaimed. His cape name happened to be Bombardo the Anarchist. Two guesses at what he was all about, and the you were probably right the first time.
"Then join us!" The Green Ranger boldly proclaimed, his charismatic voice carrying to the very ends of the warehouse.
"Join you? Who are you, even?" A cape asked.
Green Ranger posed dramatically and from behind the curtain a Blue and Black Power Ranger stiffly hopped out. While Green had his arms spread wide, the other two rangers had their arms hanging in front of them like stiff zombies.
Green Ranger spread one arm wide and everyone became silent, their eyes glued to the hero who brought them the truth of the cruel and deceitful world they lived in. "I will not repudiate battle on a fair and level field, but neither will I tolerate a one sided massacre of the weak by the strong! The only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed."
A Japanese hero blinked his eyes, his memories vaguely remembering that particular line from somewhere. A TV show maybe?
"Wherever oppressors have abused their power by attacking those who are powerless to stop them, we shall appear again and again, no matter how formidable our foe may be!"
Green Ranger swung his arms to the other side.
"You with Power, Fear us!"
Several capes tittered fearfully, shocked at the powerful conviction in his voice.
"You without power, rally behind us!"
The PRT agents stood straighter at his words.
With a prismatic light, a Red Power Ranger rolled out and stood beside green, arms posed dramatically- and a Yellow Ranger suddenly appeared in the middle of stage, likely by teleportation.
"We, the REBEL RANGERS, shall be the ones to stand in judgement over this world!"
Green Ranger pointed at the crowd.
"And you shall be my Army!"
There was a stunned silence.
Legend finally spoke up. "I trust the Rebel Rangers. I know they can help overthrow the government! Everyone, please trust them!"
After a few tense seconds, the crowd exploded into applause and cheers. The same Japanese hero suddenly gasped. "Hey, you stole those lines from Code Geass!"
His revelation was drowned out in the roar of the crowd. Nobody cared about some anime that came out years ago in Japan that never became a hit and was canceled after one season.
Red Ranger smirked from underneath her helmet and contacted someone on her communicator.
"You got all that on video? Good. Post it."
A figure, hidden on the opposite side of the warehouse balcony, overlooking the massive crowd ejected the tape and hurried away to the nearest PC.
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Dragon caught the video the moment it was uploaded to PHO.
She watched it several times…and then very deliberately, she let it go through her firewalls and be posted.
Going further, she took the video and made it go
viral.
This was, after all, beneficial to her scenario. Very beneficial.
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As soon as they enter the backstage, Legend's body became slack and his jaw hung open, revealing a small paper talisman sealed to the roof of his mouth.
"Damn Annette, that's creepy." Green Ranger said as he stared at Legend's unmoving corpse.
"Oh yeah, creepy as all fuck." Grace muttered as she emerged from the shadows, looking towards Lung. "It's done, the video is uploaded. Hopefully, it'll go viral."
Yellow Ranger was poking at the unmoving Legend. In a male voice, the ranger asked. "How did you make his arms bend this way? I thought Jiangshi was all stiff and unmoving."
Red Ranger placed a hand on her hip and puffed out her small chest proudly. "I cut up his limbs and inserted rotational joints. The bodysuit and the fabrics I wrapped around his limbs kept the joins from being too obvious."
"I am pretty sure some of the thinkers in that room knows that Legend was dead. After all, he wasn't breathing." Green Ranger deadpanned.
"Oh shit. Well it doesn't matter, Kenta. Enough people believe us for us to start the rebellion." The Red Ranger said with conviction.
"Annette, why are you starting a rebellion?" Kenta asked.
"How else am I supposed to lure Cauldron out into the open?"
"I don't know, through stealth maybe? I mean, you assassinated motherfucking
Legend. Holy shit Annette, if Armsmaster wasn't enough to get us hunted to the ends of the Earth, killing one of the Triumvirate will-"
"-Do absolutely nothing." Annette said, removing her red helmet. "Legend and his comrades are known members of Cauldron. Everybody who was there at the Echidna fight knows that. If people ask why I kill him, I'll tell them the damn truth." Her voice became darker and crueler. "They took my daughter. I am taking their lives, their dreams, their hopes, everything they've ever built for themselves. I will tear it all the fuck down and burn it all to ashes."
With a huff, she stomped off, leaving behind a frustrated Kenta.
You've changed Annette. This single minded focus and this insane obsession.
Quietly, he asked himself why he was even going along with this mad scheme of hers. He never expected to see her again.
Or to find out that she was crazy.
Then it turned out she was less crazy when she was right about Cauldron. When the Echidna incident blew wide open, Kenta could hardly believe that Annette's ramblings about a conspiracy that sells powers was true after all.
And now he was going to lead a rebellion against the government?
"What the hell are you doing to my life, Annette?"
And how can we be together again, when you are living yet dead?
"Uh boss" Oni Lee called, "Got an alert on my phone- someone tripped our security system back at the restaurant."
"What!?"
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????, Same Time
"The Scenario proceeds as planned." Fortuna reported as she poured herself a glass of wine. "The Artifact Creature has been unchained, more or less. We slipped some safeguards in there, just in case."
"And her soul?"
Fortuna withdrew a small glass vial from her pocket- it glowed with a translucent substance. "Right here. I'll have it made into a proper phylactery later. Wouldn't want the AI to be angry with us when this mess is all over."
"If we bother restoring her soul. With her current bilocation- make that multilocation- ability, does she even need one?"
"You know that's the ethical thing to do, Doctor. No soul, no ability to gain enlightenment." Fortuna said as she downed her glass of wine.
Doctor Mother nodded, relief on her face. She had no wish to violate the teachings of her religion any more than she had to. And then she grimaced in concern. "And Aleph has not noticed this?"
"Our agents have deliberately delayed their reception of this critical information. Due to the time dilation between universes, by the time those corporate heathens notice, the plan will be in full swing."
The darker skinned doctor nodded. "Excellent. The day of reckoning is soon."
"Wow, dying sucks." A man said as he sat down next to them. "And being reborn sucks even more. I think I had bad magic mushroom trips that was less traumatizing. How are you guys so comfortable with that?"
"Hank, glad you could join us." Fortuna greeted the man wearing a smart designer business suit.
The man poured himself another glass of wine. "I have to say, having my limbs broken into a dozen parts by Annette's meat puppet was a novel experience. I know Arthur said I am not kinky enough in bed, but I don't think that's what he had in mind."
Fortuna grinned. "Well, you know, being effectively immortal opens up a whole new realm of pleasurable experiences. Besides which, congratulations on being physically a virgin again."
"Now, now, you're sounding like a hedonist, Fortuna. Wouldn't want to end up being like those Aleph assholes now, would we?"
"To be fair, I was one of those Aleph assholes before I defected." Fortuna said before asking. "How's David?"
"He's working on his special project." Hank said as he downed another glass. "With our plans coming to fruition, the sooner we subvert the Endbringer Engines, the better. We know the mantras for controlling them are somewhere in the Eden Archive. Too bad there's no directory, everything's jumbled together."
"Hey!" Fortuna said, indignant. "Taylor did her best. You try copying the entire Archive under time pressure and see how much data you can sneak out."
"Never mind that that. Have you thought about a new identity?" Doctor Mother asked Hank.
"Well, I think I might call myself Mythic. And join the rebellion against the US government, the PRT, and apparently, Cauldron."
"….Isn't that a bit too obvious?" Doctor Mother deadpanned.
"I'll wear a full face mask. And I'll claim my powers are Qi blasts. They'll never know I was Legend."
"Fair enough. Although, technically, your powers
are Qi blasts." Doctor Mother rejoined.
"Yes, but they don't know that. So it's like reverse psychology."
"That's not how reverse psychology works."
"Sure it is. It's like the Echidna thing. Aleph thought they'd out us by spouting those bullshit with the fake clones made by their sleeper agent, but they just played into our hands." Legend- Mythic now- waved a hand in a vague gesture. "Eh. Potatoes. Potaytoes. Anyway."
He raised his glass. "I propose a toast. To the Revolution!"
Fortuna raised her own. "To the Revolution!
Doctor Mother raised her own glass. "To the Revolution!"
"You guys are such drama queens." A teenage girl said as she sat down next to them. Pouring herself a glass, she toasted them all. "To the Crystal Kingdom!"
"Your loyalty to your former Kingdom is most admirable, Taylor." Hank said. "Also, you're the real drama queen."
"I am going to take back everything that is rightfully mine, you better believe it." Taylor Hebert said, before she downed her glass in one go. "Those Aleph bastards better be ready for WAR!"
"See? Drama queen." Hank said.
"That's Prince to you." Taylor said snottily.
"Princess now." Fortuna said.
"Shut up!" Taylor huffed as she downed another glass. "One day, my descendants will rule the multiverse. Just you wait. They'll call us
gods."
"Aren't you already a god?" Hank questioned.
"Not right now, I am not." Taylor elaborated, seemingly saddened by this fact. "I cast away my divine shell for this mortal body. Oh woe is me!"
She beat at her less-than-impressive chest and drank another glass of wine.
"Ah. Forgive my ignorance, but that doesn't make any sense." Hank said.
"It's alright." Fortuna said. "You were a run of the mill human until fairly recently. Suffice to say, a god is basically anything beyond human. There really isn't anything that's actually a god because there is always something stronger, more immortal and more knowledgeable somewhere in the cosmos. If it helps, basically, think of them as aliens, of any and all possible categories.
We Cauldron members qualify as gods, if barely."
"Do parahumans qualify as gods?" Hank questioned. "I mean, aside from us, since they don't have phylacteries."
"Sure, if the gods have the spiritual presence of a corpse, then parahumans definitely do then." Fortuna said bluntly. "Even ghosts aren't that pathetic and I've met a couple."
"So glad we have phylacteries to keep our soul safe." Hank said.
"My descendants will be real gods! Like my mom- I mean my master!" Taylor declared again, slamming down her glass.
"Your master is an enlightened being. He is kind of beyond the gods." Doctor Mother said. "That's why only his intervention is letting our plans work. Otherwise, I don't see how us normal people can stand against an all-powerful megacorporation."
"I will surpass my master!" Taylor stood up and climbed atop her chair, wobbling on it. "I am a God! Fear my power! Muwahahahaha! Beware Uncle, my brilliant revenge plan comes together! Truly I am genius unsurpassed in the cosmos!"
"I like you better when you were amnesiac about the whole 'I am a god' thing." Hank deadpanned.
Taylor suddenly dropped from the chair to collapse on the ground in a dead faint.
"She can't handle alcohol." Fortuna said bluntly. "Should I wake her or just shoot her?"
"Shoot her, it's faster than trying to wait for her liver to process that." Hank said bluntly.
Fortuna withdrew her vintage glock and executed the teenage girl with a couple of loud BANG BANG BANG.
Ten minutes later, Taylor stalked back to the bar, eyes furious. "YOU DARE!?"
"I dare." Fortuna said.
"Hn."
"Don't hn me, young lady."
"I am a Prince!"
"Where's your penis." Fortuna said, knowing that would just piss off the girl.
"Ha! Your foolish gender constructs does not amuse me, mortal!" Taylor proclaimed. "I am anything I want to be! I can be a Girl-Prince if I really want to be!"
"I say we dump her in the River Lethe again- we still know which dimensions that river extends into right?" Hank piped up.
"If you do that, I will dump you in the River Styx." Taylor threatened him bluntly. "The old fashioned way."
The four Cauldron members passed the evening in a drunken stupor and eventually broke out into a badly out of tune rendition of "Do you hear the people sing" from the Les Miserables musical.
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Columbus Street Market, This Very Night
Kenta stared in disbelief at the group of people sitting at a table outside the closed stall of PanAsian Cuisine.
"Uncle Kenta!"
"Your Majesty- how-why- what the fuck are you doing
here!?"
Annette and Oni Lee looked at Kenta weirdly.