Bernard Wiseman Conquers The World!

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You are Bernard "Bernie" Wiseman, a n00b grunt pilot recently enlisted by the Principality of...
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EvaUnit01

Kept you waiting, huh?

You are Bernard "Bernie" Wiseman, a n00b grunt pilot recently enlisted by the Principality of Zeon and deployed to Side Six on an infiltration and sabotage mission. ...things really went pear-shaped, though, and you wound up in a fight to the death against the Federation's new prototype Gundam -- with every single life in Side Six as the stakes!

By some bizarre, unexplainable twist of fate, however, you suddenly find yourself uprooted from the heated battle, in unfamiliar surroundings...

You're still piloting the Zaku II you fixed up with Al, and are presently in the midst of

[]a ghost town of a metropolis.
[]a ruin complex in a barren wasteland.
[]a mildly forested region, with many rolling hills and valleys.

...by the by, you're surrounded by a crapload of Mobile Suits, and they're advancing on you menacingly.

On the upside, their pilots appear to be even worse than you are, by several orders of magnitudes.

On the downside, there are a shitload of them, and you don't have much hope against the sheer numbers that you're facing.

Suddenly, your radar tracks another incoming MS - it's coming in fast, and it's taking out huge swathes of other Mobile Suits as it moves!

You quickly turn to face the new arrival, to find...

[]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[]A bulky, green Mobile Suit with truly gigantic shoulder pauldrons on it.
[]A blue-and-white, somewhat blocky-looking Mobile Suit with a shield and a gun longer than its own arm.
[]...it looks very different from anything else you've ever seen, but - wait a second. That head design... oooohhhhhh shit, it's a Gundam!
The "It's a Gundam!" option is a mystery box, though you can bet it'll be one that didn't appear in the original Dynasty Warriors Gundam.

How will you react to the incoming Mobile Suit?

[]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
[]You think it's hostile! You'd better try and attack first!
[]Let them make the first move.
 
[x]a ghost town of a metropolis.
[x]...it looks very different from anything else you've ever seen, but - wait a second. That head design... oooohhhhhh shit, it's a Gundam!
[x]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
 
[X]a ruin complex in a barren wasteland.
[X]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants.

Eva you have no self control when it comes to quests do you.
 
[X]a mildly forested region, with many rolling hills and valleys.
[X]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
 
[X]a ruin complex in a barren wasteland.
[X]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
 
[X]a mildly forested region, with many rolling hills and valleys.
[X]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants
 
[X]a mildly forested region, with many rolling hills and valleys.
[X]A blue-and-white, somewhat blocky-looking Mobile Suit with a shield and a gun longer than its own arm.
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants
 
[X]a mildly forested region, with many rolling hills and valleys.
[X]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants
 
[X]a ruin complex in a barren wasteland.
[X]...it looks very different from anything else you've ever seen, but - wait a second. That head design... oooohhhhhh shit, it's a Gundam!
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
 
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[X]a mildly forested region, with many rolling hills and valleys.
[X]A blue-and-white, somewhat blocky-looking Mobile Suit with a shield and a gun longer than its own arm.
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants
 
Before I vote, lets see what we can identify, hmm...

Green and bulky is either quin mantha or the Kshatriya, though my money leans to the former

Given how Bernie doesn't pin the other two as gundams immediately, I'm hesitant to put a name out...

Could the first one be Haman's Qubeley?

That third one... Unicorn, perhaps? But it said it was white and blue, and UC mode doesn't have any blue in it AFAIK...

Edit: wait, no, I got it! Its the Tallgeese! But which version, two or three?
 
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[X]a mildly forested region, with many rolling hills and valleys.
[X]A blue-and-white, somewhat blocky-looking Mobile Suit with a shield and a gun longer than its own arm.
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants

its.. its not the turn-A by any chance is it? (i know its in the original dynasty warrior gundam game)
 
[X]a ruin complex in a barren wasteland.
[X]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
 
Before I vote, lets see what we can identify, hmm...

Green and bulky is either quin mantha or the Kshatriya, though my money leans to the former
Fair guesses.

Given how Bernie doesn't pin the other two as gundams immediately, I'm hesitant to put a name out...

Could the first one be Haman's Qubeley?
Would Haman really permit her Qubeley to be given a schoolgirl sailor uniform? ....Judau's prompting notwithstanding, of course.

That third one... Unicorn, perhaps? But it said it was white and blue, and UC mode doesn't have any blue in it AFAIK...

Edit: wait, no, I got it! Its the Tallgeese! But which version, two or three?
Well, Milliardo defaults to piloting the Epyon Gundam in DWG, so....

its.. its not the turn-A by any chance is it? (i know its in the original dynasty warrior gundam game)
The Turn-A Gundam is not a selectable encounter at the moment.
 
[X]a ghost town of a metropolis.
[X]...it looks very different from anything else you've ever seen, but - wait a second. That head design... oooohhhhhh shit, it's a Gundam!
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
 
Pretty sure the school girl gundam is Allenby's Nobel Gundam. Unless there's another mobile suit that looks like a school girl.

Can't really argue on the Kshatriya/Quinn Mantha guess or the Tallgeese.

The last one, maybe it's Ribbon's Reborns Gundam or something else from G Gundam, but they're a bit more obvious than the Reborns.
 
The first three options all refer to specific pilots/MS's.

"It's a Gundam!", however, is a mystery box.

It's not Amuro, Kamille, Emma, Jerid, Judau, Loran, Heero, Milliardo, Domon, or Master Asia.

ANYONE else, however, is totally fair game, from Kira Yamato to Gentle Chapman to Nena Trinity to the dude from the G-Savior movie.
 
[X]a ghost town of a metropolis.
[X]...it looks very different from anything else you've ever seen, but - wait a second. That head design... oooohhhhhh shit, it's a Gundam!
[X]Let them make the first move.
 
[x]a ghost town of a metropolis.
[x]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[x]You think it's hostile! You'd better try and attack first!

...Either that's Allenby, or Eva is pulling Puella Magi Gundam Machina on us.
 
The first three options all refer to specific pilots/MS's.

"It's a Gundam!", however, is a mystery box.

It's not Amuro, Kamille, Emma, Jerid, Judau, Loran, Heero, Milliardo, Domon, or Master Asia.

ANYONE else, however, is totally fair game, from Kira Yamato to Gentle Chapman to Nena Trinity to the dude from the G-Savior movie.

Does this include the Iron blooded orphans gundam universe?
 
[X]a ruin complex in a barren wasteland.
[X]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
 
[X]a ruin complex in a barren wasteland.
[X]....it's dressed up like a schoolgirl in a sailor uniform? WTH?
[X]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
 
[x]a ghost town of a metropolis.
[x]...it looks very different from anything else you've ever seen, but - wait a second. That head design... oooohhhhhh shit, it's a Gundam!
[x]Try to contact it and see what it wants.
 
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