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Barbie Movie (2023)

Why did the first humans on earth consist of white people, including a girl in glasses who looks like a kid from Matilda?
 
IIRC, the first publicity photo of Gosling as Ken was released when he was doing his press tour for The Gray Man, and, unsurprisingly, in many interviews, both the interviewers and Gosling's cast-mates on that movie gave him a lot of ribbing for it. For his part, Gosling has admitted that yes, he kept those boxers with "Ken" on the waistband, and no, he doesn't know where they went and is a little afraid what answer wife Eva Mendes will give him if he asks.
 
Avernus said:
That's just the color Barbies ended up being when they evolved in the Uncanny Valley.

Which is kind of like the Olduvai Gorge, but creepier and more plastic.
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Nitpick: Barbie didn't evolve in Uncanny Valley, she evolved in Germany.

Unless Uncanny Valley is in Germany, in which case it should be Unheimlichestal or something close to it
 
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Was reading through the Reddit thread on the trailer and came across the web show "Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse".

Shit is hysterical. Really funny, in a "it's a kids show but the creators wanted the adults to be entertained as well" way. It's all on Youtube and each episode is only like 3 min long.

Anyway, after watching a bunch of it, kinda hoping the movie shares some of it's genome with it. Ken is a rather nice Himbo (for some reason I always thought Ken would be an asshole).
 
I am ever more surprised theyre not using even a couple lines of The Song
 
Why does this look like a genuine fun movie? Like the Lego movies for adults? I'm already brainstorming cocktails to go with this!
 
I can't wait for the part where Barbie uses her teeth when kissing and then asks, mouth dripping with blood, "Why are you not appeased? That is how meat loves meat."
 
If they can make a movie as fun as "Legally Blonde" or "The Lego movie", I will enjoy to give them some of my money.
 
they're Serving here, it's time for the cultural reset girlies
 
Plus, Eve was created as Adam's mate, while Ken lacks a penis. I can see Ken and Eve getting together to commensurate with one another about how each of them got the short end of the stick.

Barbies don't reproduce by sexual reproduction, so it makes a sort of sense if you think about it...
 
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