BAD END QUEST (Fate universe)

I'm going to guess that this quest was never supposed to be serious anyway. Atleast not since we picked Capitalist as our Servant.

To be fair, the fact that there suddenly was a Capitalist class was kind of a clue.

Well, seems Team Battle will be the name of the game. Better make sure Waver and Kariya are friendly.

We've already had some serious moments in Bad End 1 and Nora's heated discussion with Tokiomi Tohsaka, and there's bound to be more to come. There'll always be at least some humor, but if you guys want a more serious quest you can vote for it.

And yeah, this Grail War is hilariously fucked up, but that's part of the humor. I mean, the canonical War in Fate/Stay Night can have up to 11 different Servants (including two Assassins and two Archers) if we sum up all the routes, controlled by up to nine different masters; this despite the fact that the game tells you that there are only 7 servants and 7 masters in each Grail War, so it's not as if we're straying too far away from canon here.
 
[X] Respawn from the previous update (An Interrupted Conversation)
-[X] Sneak out the back of the house and try to escape.
 
[X] Respawn from three updates ago (The Tohsaka Master)
-[X] The fucking medieval castle just outside the city limits.
I wanna see how long it takes for Kiristugu to decide to snipe us.
 
Rin Dojo 3 | The Most Attractive Servant
It's possible that you might begin to regret choosing to play as a girl in this quest soon.

[RIN DOJO 3]


This doesn't look like the Rin you know.

"Um...hello?" the girl in front of you says. "Nora-chan, I didn't expect you to come and save me so soon." Sakura turns around to see a large sign labeled "RIN DOJO" on the wall, and breaks down crying. In your incorporeal state, you're totally incapable of comforting her.

Sakura wipes her eyes and takes a few deep breaths. "I apologize for breaking down. It's hard for me to disassociate myself like I should; that's why Rin normally runs the dojo. But anyways, we should get down to business. My sister Rin is sick today, so I'll be assisting you, Nora-chan."

A part of you thinks that Sakura herself probably needs more help than you do.

"You're the one that's going to rescue me, right?" Sakura asks. "So by helping you, I'm helping myself! Even in the Throne of Idiots who got Themselves Killed, I can fight back against worm-man!"

You're not sure fighting back is a good idea. Zouken is a pretty scary guy.

"Zouken-san is very scary," Sakura assures you. "But I'm trying to be strong like Kariya-kun! Sure, he...punished...me after I sprayed down the worm pit with mosquito repellent, but he didn't notice me vandalizing his family photographs with a marker!"

...maybe you should get to the advice part.

"That's right, I'm supposed to give you advice, not just complain about my personal troubles. So here's some advice. First of all, there's more you can do with money than just dropping it on people. You can use it as a wall, or a doorstop, or even a weapon of war. Paper cuts can kill! Secondly, you know for sure there's at least two Riders and two Archers in this war. What if all the other servants have also been doubled? Finally, use your Origin more? Mine is...imaginary numbers?...so it's not very useful, but yours could really come in handy in the right situation. Servants can't make physical contact with you without rapidly draining their prana; use that!"

You hear a voice yelling from the other room, and Sakura's face droops. "It seems Zouken-san has discovered my handiwork," the purple-haired girl says. "I'll have to go and receive my punishment. In the meantime, ganbatte, Nora!"

[RESPAWN]

[X] Respawn from the previous update (An Interrupted Conversation)
-[X] Sneak out the back of the house and try to escape.


You turn around and run back to Waver and Rider, who are rising from the table. "We have to go!" you say. "We're outnumbered!"

"By who?" Waver demands.

"A Rider, a Lancer, and an Archer," you reply.

"But I'm the Rider of this war," Iskandar replies. "How could there be two--"

"Doesn't matter. Right now we have to leave. Does this place have a back door we can sneak out of?" Waver points towards the rear of the house, and you run out the back exit into the house's backyard, casually letting yourself through the gap in the fence that leads to the neighbor's yard. You quickly run through the yard and around the house to the street.

Almost as soon as your foot touches the pavement, you see Lancer skid to a stop in front of you, dual spears raised. He points one of them directly at you.

"I never suspected the King of Conquerors and his vassals would be so quick to flee," the man says. With his raven-black hair, granite cheekbones, and catlike eyes, you find yourself thinking that Lancer is incredibly attractive. You almost want to ditch your Servant and take him instead.

[ ] Make fun of Lancer and his ridiculous fighting style.
-[ ] Write in

[ ] Flirt with Lancer, the impossibly hunky man in front of you.
-[ ] Write in

[ ] Attack Lancer, the Servant who will no doubt be trying to kill you in a second.
-[ ] Write in

[ ] Bribe Lancer, because even an ancient hero of Ireland needs money.
-[ ] Write in

[ ] Write in
 
[X] Use Capitalist financial power to fund Iskanders army

I have been wondering if this combo is viable, so lets try to show then who is realy outnumbered.
 
[X] Make fun of Lancer and his ridiculous fighting style.
-[X] Two spears? That is both impractical and gives an impression of... overcompensating.


Could someone better at writing expand on this? Feels too little.
 
Bribing obviously isn't going to work, I doubt flirting is going to do anything and making fun of him.... yeah no.

[X] Have Capitalist create a giant wall of money to block the enemy Servants, then fly away on a giant dragon.... made out of money!
 
[x] Hire Lancer's services from his master with your hilarious wealth.
-[x] Pay extra for... special services.

Because this option made me chuckle.
 
[X] Zaratustra

"It seems Zouken-san has discovered my handiwork," the purple-haired girl says.



"I'll have to go and receive my punishment. In the meantime, ganbatte, Nora!"

...

You hear that? That's the sound of my osmium laden heart jumping out the window and shattering on the asphalt. And then getting run over by a truck.
 
[X] Have Capitalist create a giant wall of money to block the enemy Servants, then fly away on a giant dragon.... made out of money!
 
[X] TELL THE TRUTH: you are trying to save an young, innocent girl from a vampire scum! You ask Master And their Servants for an honourable act and DO WHAT IS RIGHT!!!!!!
-[X] Explain that TIME IS SHORT
 
[X] Have Capitalist create a giant wall of money to block the enemyServants, then fly away on a giant dragon.... made out of money!
 
[] Make fun of Lancer and his ridiculous fighting style.
-[] Two spears? That is both impractical and gives an impression of... overcompensating.
I want the Waver Waifu not the Lancer Husbando.
Edit:
[X] Attack Lancer, the Servant who will no doubt be trying to kill you in a second.
-[X] Glomp attack
Trying to ravish Lancer sounds waaay more fun.
 
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[X] Attack Lancer, the Servant who will no doubt be trying to kill you in a second.
-[X] Glomp attack
 
[X] Flirt with Lancer, the impossibly hunky man in front of you.
-[X] How would he like to rescue a fair maiden under foul duress with you?
 
[X] Attack Lancer, the Servant who will no doubt be trying to kill you in a second.
-[X] Glomp attack
 
[x] Hire Lancer's services from his master with your hilarious wealth.
-[x] Pay extra for... special services.
 
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