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[X] Find an empty hex and open a burger shop named McDonary. You believe you can make the AWOL clown come to you with your irresistible cuisine.
Hearts Nine threw 1 8-faced dice. Total: 7
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We gonna be the best Burger Flipper with cool hair to grace this world. Wait... is this where we can invent capitalism? How much are we charging per burger?!
 
So, we're becoming a burger shop owner with spiky hair who is learning to manifest burgers out of nothing... Might be better if we made some non sentient cow weenies, but otherwise very interesting and fun.
 
this is amazing. does manifest borger mean that we are getting a burger rift? I think it does.
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[X] If rift, then attempt to bind and condense it to dispense single burgers on demand. If not, attempt to open burger rift.
additional edit: sweet :)
Artemis_Fowl_2nd threw 1 8-faced dice. Total: 7
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[X] If Radiation is very harsh and Light harsh yet supportive perhaps there is a third that is highly supportive? For some reason Wave comes to mind. Try and manifest this stat for the ultimate evil, Advertisement! Broadcast your message of burgers across the land and attract the foolish cowboy to they're doom!
Edit: Thank you Karma!
ChaoticCrow threw 1 8-faced dice. Total: 8
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Remember that weird tulpa that just showed up suddenly and later killed Philemon? Yeah I finally realized that guy was the Horror created by the hunger hex that has a bounty of 16 turns on it. Really want to kill that guy.
 
Since we discussed the possibility of creating a race of Gorilla Historians, I have started to go back through the thread in search of things that our past POV Characters have built. I started with books since I already had most of the sprites for them -- for the books that have sprites -- and created pages for them that I'll add more to at some point in the future. The books are:
  • Atheism Thesis, by the Ice Fish
  • Book of Engineering, by multiple B16nary and Creatures.
  • Book of Fashion, by multiple B16nary and Creatures
  • Book of Tam Lin, by the Heartless B16nary
  • Book of Useful Songs [1], [2], [Compendium] by the Librarian
  • Communary Programming, by the Mind King
  • Communary Remembrance Book, by the Scholar
  • Democratic Manifesto, by the Communary Lord
  • Existential Crisis Thesis, by the Communary Lord
  • Fusion Dance, by the Black Belt
  • Nature of Democracy, by the Communary Lord
  • Pastanomicon, by the Pasta King
  • Scholar's Atlas, by the Scholar
  • Shovel Journal, by the Bloody B16nary
  • Star Corgi Stories, by the Clerical Light Node
 
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Since we discussed the possibility of creating a race of Gorilla Historians, I have started to go back through the thread in search of things that our past POV Characters have built. I started with books since I already had most of the sprites for them -- for the books that have sprites -- and created pages for them that I'll add more to at some point in the future. The books are:
  • Atheism Thesis, by the Ice Fish
  • Book of Engineering, by multiple B16nary and Creatures.
  • Book of Fashion, by multiple B16nary and Creatures
  • Book of Tam Lin, by the Heartless B16nary
  • Book of Useful Songs [1], [2], [Compendium] by the Librarian
  • Communary Programming, by the Mind King
  • Communary Remembrance Book, by the Scholar
  • Democratic Manifesto, by the Communary Lord
  • Existential Crisis Thesis, by the Communary Lord
  • Fusion Dance, by the Black Belt
  • Nature of Democracy, by the Communary Lord
  • Pastanomicon, by the Pasta King
  • Scholar's Atlas, by the Scholar
  • Shovel Journal, by the Bloody B16nary
  • Star Corgi Stories, by the Clerical Light Node
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... So what you're telling me is that we accidentally gave ourselves a long fetch quest styled mission where we need to go around looking for the books that have been created? Gdi us.
 
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Clown 4-002
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    • You ask the Circus Node if you could have a couple of weenies in order to battle the AWOL Clown. He says that you can take the two weenies behind you.

    You ask for more info about the AWOL Clown and the Circus Node says that it was a Radioactive Clown who was supposed to accompany a weenie that was supposed to be a new Circus Node. You ask why we can't just make new nodes but the Circus Node says that Clowns can't naturally turn into Circus Nodes and that we're borrowing a program called the 'Program Seed' in order to force the transformation. The Circus Node doesn't understand the program that well, but the weenie that was with the AWOL Clown probably still has his copy.

    You try to prepare to hunt down the AWOL Clown by practicing Terrain Manipulation, but you end up burying yourself into the ground. You lose some Integrity while trying to dig yourself out. Not wanting to give up quite yet, you give Terrain manipulation another try. Your second try is a lot more successful, but still not enough for a full level.

    You attempt to turn into a monster clown, but you don't have enough data on monsters to do so.

    You decide to try and find an empty hex to put down a McDonary's in, but there aren't any empty hexes around the Circus Node. There's some trees in the west and some ruined castles on the east. There's even an Occult Rift to the north. To the south, there's a poisoned lake with a Bardic Stage that looks abandoned. The latter is very interesting to you, but you ultimately start building the McDonary's in the place with the ruined castle. You start by ordering the weenies to dig up Terrain for materials, but it looks like it's going to take a while to get the materials needed for your restaurant.

    You think about building a grill, but that would require metal, which requires a forge. Instead, you decide to manifest a burger by coding it from scratch. It looks delicious.

    You try to manifest a new sort of stat called the 'Wave'. It seems adjacent to the Occult stat while also being adjacent to the Light stat. You'll have to do more testing to figure out what this stat does, though.

    You try to manifest mystery meat, but it turns into a meatball that attacks you. You lose 1 Integrity. You'll have to take it down before it kills you and your weenies.

    You have 8 turns remaining
    Integrity: 8/10

    Inventory:
    Terrain x3

    Offense (1): 0/16
    Defense (1): 4/16
    Bardic (1): 0/16
    Terrain: 15/16
    Morph: 4/16
    Cookery: 2/16
    Wave: 7/16
     
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    • order the weenies to kill and eat the Mystery Meatball.

    Use the delicious burger as a focus to open a Fast Food Rift.
    Phigment threw 1 8-faced dice. Reason: weenie violence Total: 4
    4 4
    Phigment threw 1 8-faced dice. Reason: rift Total: 6
    6 6
     
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