Astrid Ivanovich and The Spinner's Key [HP]

We're not restricting ourselves, we're saving Astrid from being possessed. Think about it, what better way to disguise your Horcrux than as a shiny, attention grabbing, textbook.
Except because Horcruxes are inherently defensive devices(their primary purpose is to enable a tortured form of immortality, after all), you probably don't want them disguised as something that might end up being destroyed or otherwise misused, like a textbook on the Dark Arts.

In any case, this is shady and we shouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.
 
Except because Horcruxes are inherently defensive devices(their primary purpose is to enable a tortured form of immortality, after all), you probably don't want them disguised as something that might end up being destroyed or otherwise misused, like a textbook on the Dark Arts.

In any case, this is shady and we shouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.

Not if you're Voldemort. Harry and Ron think there's a chance he could be back and then this self-writing book turns up. Suspicious much?
 
We need to consider what chapters of the book that Dad will most likely erase, and also what chapters we are interested in.

[X] Chapter Two: Dark Wizards Through The Ages
[X] Chapter Three: Offensive Versus Dark (or 'The Political Declassification of Dark Spells')
[X] Chapter Six: The Dark Mark (or 'A Critical Analysis of the Second Wizarding War')


[X] The sudden appearance of that last chapter scared you. You're going nowhere near it.

Uh, yea. I can understand the quest for knowledge, but we really shouldn't be dabbling / experimenting / reading about anything that could potentially suck us into the Evil Side. And reading about the "Threshold" of Dark Arts comes way to close to advocating "going just close to the edge, and then tipping over unexpectedly".

Choosing Chapter 3 may be slightly contrary to my above opinion, but I think it is more about differing opinions on magic, not necessarily trying to tread the line. My follow-up pick would be Chapter 1.
 
Not if you're Voldemort. Harry and Ron think there's a chance he could be back and then this self-writing book turns up. Suspicious much?
End game Voldemort is insane, early tom riddle not so much when he was smarter back then wouldn't of made one of somthing most light wizards would burn on sight.
So unless Voldemort had a chance to make a whole new horcrux before the hogwarts battle I doubt its his, could be anothers but who knows.

Then again if its Voldemort lets bring him back for lulz :p

Jermary 2.0 ftw :D
 
Not if you're Voldemort. Harry and Ron think there's a chance he could be back and then this self-writing book turns up. Suspicious much?
Well, in all fairness, Voldemort chose the diary as his first Horcrux because he considered it his proof he was descended from Salazar Slytherin. It held enormous sentimental value - he didn't do it because he wanted his evil soul-vessel to be nondescript. All of his other Horcruxes(or the intentional ones, at least) were flashy, historically important objects.
 
[X] Chapter One: Where Light Meets Dark
[X] Chapter Two: Dark Wizards Through The Ages
[X] Chapter Six: The Dark Mark (or 'A Critical Analysis of the Second Wizarding War')

[X] The sudden appearance of that last chapter scared you. You're going nowhere near it.

Don't really see the need to learn about the Unforgivables or Soul Magic at this point, since we're unlikely to be able to benefit from the knowledge for years. Sure, we need to learn about it eventually but right now, we need to learn about the basics and history, uncensored by our dad.
 
By which time it would have been erased and therefore too late to go back.
It's a chapter that's literally unfindable on the same type of protection as the Mirror of Erised.

Anyone intending to redact it would never find it.

Not to mention that reading this chapter after staying up all night copying chapters is ill advised if it's a memetic hazard.
 
Why not copy the last chapter? It's simply the one we're most likely to find information of on at Hogwarts, I simply can't see Hogwarts not having any information on such recent events.

[X] Chapter Three: Offensive Versus Dark (or 'The Political Declassification of Dark Spells')
[X] Chapter Four: Forgiving the Unforgivables
[X] Chapter Five: The Anatomy of the Soul


[X] You're intrigued by that last, mysterious chapter. You'd like to check it out, once you and Maggie are done copying.


 
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Shadenight123 did a Death eater protag quest where he attempted to help Voldemort come back to life.
Name was Jeremiah so a mix up on my part.
Welcome To Azkaban. Seriously, Did They Not Teach You Not To Take Dark Magic From Dark Lords?
That's not quite right. That's the sequel to like two different quests. The title is a reference to the fact that everyone decided that they could take Voldemort's delicious candy and than once they were full run away to mainland Europe to conquer it for the greater good. I can't even fathom why people thought it was a good idea. In Welcome to Azkaban they proceeded to follow Voldemort's advice to go to Beauxbatons because listening to Voldemort had never hurt them before, right? Ended up playing as his sister most of that quest because jack all was going down in France do to being unfamiliar with the setting and not having any of Jeremiah's friends around.

I'm not bitter, no siree Bob.
 
Why not copy the last chapter? It's simply the one we're most likely to find information of on at Hogwarts, I simply can't see Hogwarts not having any information on such recent events.
The same culture which redacted Voldemort's name so hard that nobody said it even less than a generation away from it? And which lost his birth name entirely.

I'd argue that based on everything we've seen, the first we'd learn about Voldemort is when he shows up in some form.
 
The same culture which redacted Voldemort's name so hard that nobody said it even less than a generation away from it? And which lost his birth name entirely.

I'd argue that based on everything we've seen, the first we'd learn about Voldemort is when he shows up in some form.
Ollivanders was legitimately shocked to learn we knew literally nothing about Voldemort - not even a reaction to You-Know-Who. I think Hogwarts will have *some* resources on the subject, and if all else fails we can just ask the History of Magic Professor or, hey, we can just get close to Professor Longbottom! You hear from one of your friends he fought in the War, he's bound to know something.
 
Guys, Harry Potter has books that posses you, books that burn your eyes out, books that prevent you from ever stopping reading them, books that force you to speak in limmeriks, books that set of loud alarms etc. Seriously, this kind of behaviour will get us killed.
 
The same culture which redacted Voldemort's name so hard that nobody said it even less than a generation away from it? And which lost his birth name entirely.

I'd argue that based on everything we've seen, the first we'd learn about Voldemort is when he shows up in some form.
The former is because of the taboo spell on Voldy's name and the latter because he and some Death Eaters probably went to a great length to erase his half blood origins.

And the absence of information on the war in the narration of HP mostly comes from the fact that we see events from Harry's pov, he's interested in his parents, his origins, but not so much in the war. IIRC we do have a few exposition scenes from Hermione about the subject which suggests that some information was available.
 
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The former is because of the taboo spell on Voldy's name
iirc, that taboo spell wasn't really a thing in full force until he was alive and kicking and had taken over the Ministry. People reacted like that to his name because he was basically worse than wizard Hitler - a boogeyman looming large over their collective cultural conscience.
 
iirc, that taboo spell wasn't really a thing in full force until he was alive and kicking and had taken over the Ministry. People reacted like that to his name because he was basically worse than wizard Hitler - a boogeyman looming large over their collective cultural conscience.

By Wizard Hitler do you mean Gellert Grindelwald? Because Voldemort was not worse than him, just more recent and a lot closer to home.
 
iirc, that taboo spell wasn't really a thing in full force until he was alive and kicking and had taken over the Ministry. People reacted like that to his name because he was basically worse than wizard Hitler - a boogeyman looming large over their collective cultural conscience.
Yep, it wasn't a thing until he had the minister's resources to use.
 
By Wizard Hitler do you mean Gellert Grindelwald? Because Voldemort was not worse than him, just more recent and a lot closer to home.
Tell that to someone who lived through either of his reigns of terror. I mean, Voldemort didn't even have the Elder Wand until the end and he basically only lost because he outdid himself.

In any case, my point was that people called him You-Know-Who because they were scared shitless of him, not because they thought it'd summon him if you say it three times Biggie Smalls style. Were that the case, people would run for the hills if someone had the nerve to say Voldemort, not gasp and shift uncomfortably like someone just let loose a particularly rancid fart.
 
Tell that to someone who lived through either of his reigns of terror. I mean, Voldemort didn't even have the Elder Wand until the end and he basically only lost because he outdid himself.

Grindelwald's war spanned Europe, Voldemort was limited to one island.

In any case, my point was that people called him You-Know-Who because they were scared shitless of him, not because they thought it'd summon him if you say it three times Biggie Smalls style. Were that the case, people would run for the hills if someone had the nerve to say Voldemort, not gasp and shift uncomfortably like someone just let loose a particularly rancid fart.

Well everyone believes Voldemort to be dead, so they knew he wouldn't suddenly Apparate to their location if they said the name, but the consequences of saying the name aloud would still be in their minds and it would be ingrained into them not to say the name.
 
I don't believe they erased thaf much infomation about Voldemort, there are books such as the raise and fall of the dark arts which detailed the wizarding war.

I think the reason why astrid knew nothing about was due to how recentish the war was and how just about everyone was affected by it so to "spare" the younger new generation of the horrors of it they didn't say anything regarding it. Sure some of the history is going to be white washed but nothing we can't find out later on.
 
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