Anyone wanna come up with a list of fantasy settings for me to go trapiezing around in? Yes, I know it's going to be a stomp, but it's going to be a stomp anyway so, why not?
If you're feeling particularly ambitious, you could try the Silmarillion.
Wheel of Time could be interesting too, and if you show up before the Breaking of the World, the natives could probably give even a Commander trouble. Balefire is always troublesome.
 
So, just found this. Nice work, interesting limitations that you've set for yourself.

if you ever played the Might and Magic series (especially the Heroes Of strategy series), apparently everything magic related is actually high-alien-tech.
 
So, just found this. Nice work, interesting limitations that you've set for yourself.

if you ever played the Might and Magic series (especially the Heroes Of strategy series), apparently everything magic related is actually high-alien-tech.
Only up til HOMM4 5 they decided to go to high fantasy.
 
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Since I think that in all likelyhood I'm going to be hosting guests soon, I believe it would probably be prudent for me to prepare for both the possibilities of war and peace. To this end, I have my fab rovers spread out. While nothing appears to be happening for the moment, I'm not going to stop my rocket launches and somebody is bound to try investigating either way.

I dispatch several Fab rovers to construct "cities" around my outermost energy generator and metal extractor clusters. While I probably could just leave them out and about with almost no repercussions, I feel that it would be a lot better for the locals to not see my economy in action.

It'll actually take quite a while for all of my fab rovers to actually make the hundred mile drive to outer edges of my territory, so I fiddle around with the rockets a bit more. I'll probably use the rockets I build to launch fabricator satellites.

And I need to have my spy plane start scouting everywhere else too, just to make absolutely sure that the world I'm in actually is the bad max universe and if it is, see if it's fury road or the game that I'm stuck in since depending on whichever one I'm in, I'll need to approach Australia differently. Well, no actually, I don't actually need to approach Australia differently, but I have different plans for it.

Spy plane course plot, world map. I mark a bunch of places on the map and let it go, but not before telling it to launch a nanite rocket at a place off the australian coast.

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It took about an hour and a half for the fab rovers to get to the outermost areas of my territory, Fortunately, when they were in place, I was able to direct them on how to construct the cities. Each city took me only a few minutes to plan out and from there, I would be able to leave most of construction to a spun off subconcious subroutine. I did take the time to lay down a few things manually first. First of all was a foundation layer of concrete coated stainless steel. Each foundation layer spread out in a square multiple kilometers long and wide block into which I would be able to build core infrastructure which included plumbing and a modular electrical grid. Once that was established, I was able to begin in earnest.

At the center of each city is a large tower, what I call a citadel, which encapsulates the mass extractor and generator cluster. Each citadel is a box, almost 200 meters wide and long by 300 meters tall and each one is protected by laser towers and galatia rocket towers. After a 200 meter exclusion zone, the actual city part begins.

I do pre-build several structures before I turn it over to subroutine, mainly several large hangers, solar panel farms, high rise vertical agricultural buildings, and several skyscrapers ranging from 20 to 80 stories filled with either offices or apartments. I also make sure that there is a solar power plant, a gas power plant, a wind power plant, and a waste fired power plant just to allow for redundancy. I also personally install large water plants which use enough resource cores to synthesize something like ten thousand gallons of fresh water every hour. What water isn't used is funneled into a four billion liter underground holding tank for use. When the holding tank is filled, it is supposed to run through a pipeline to the "ocean" but since I don't yet have the territory to build the pipeline yet, I just set it to pump the water to the surface and flash boil it off in several giant structures.

Sewage is a problem that I mainly solve by finding a use for it. The sewage is pumped to a facility which dehydrates, irradiates, and processes all solid waste into neat cubes of organic matter to be used as fertilizer in the vertical farms or for burning in some power plant somewhere in the future. It's brilliant.

Once I have that done, It's basically a big game of copy and paste a bunch of times and then letting my subroutine fill in the blanks.

Right then. I guess I'll nap for a bit. I'll set to wake up in like, a few hours or so. Night.
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I wake up from my nap to an alert that my spyplane has managed to get to Australia and has relatively marked out everything that would possibly warrant marking out.

First of all, yes, I actually am in Mad Max. I can tell because the citadel exists, three huge stone towers sitting atop a huge aquifer. There are also various cars and such scattered around including the iconic war rig. Incidentally, there are actually several other "war rigs" running around, only a few of them are actually able to carry a lot of stuff around like the actual war rig at the Citadel. They can still carry a lot, just not as much.

It looks like this world is a sort of amalgamation of the movie and the game since there seems to be Scabrous Scrotus and The People Eater running gastown at the same time, apparently with The People Eater as the mayor and Scrotus as the super general of its military and the considerable fleet of vehicles at its disposal.

Name: Gastown
Leaders: The People Eater, Scabrous Scrotus
Military Strength: ~160 warboys, ~150 other paramilitary, ~65 vehicles
Threat: Negligible
Other population: 2000+
Resources: Crude and refined oil products, misery, death, terrible fashion

Right. The next bit is the bullet farm which is basically a small settlement surrounding an abandoned lead mine from which they extract and refine various metals and materials from which they can make bullets, primitive weapons, standard metal billets, and occasionally spare parts for vehicles though not any sort of precision machine parts. As per usual, it's run by The Bullet Farmer who is somewhat crazy but generally the sort of benign craziness that comes from being a dictator.

Name: The Bullet Farm
Leader: The Bullet Farmer
Military Strength: ~150 warboys, ~100 other paramilitary, ~45 vehicles
Threat: Negligible
Other population: 600+
Resources: Sweat, Blood, Bullets, Crude Metals, stoic perseverance

And the last settlement of note is the Citadel itself. The place is teeming with life, though not in a good way.

Name: The Citadel
Leader: Immortan Joe
Military Strength: ~420 Warboys, 50+ vehicles
Threat: Negligible
Other population: 4000+
Resources: Machine Parts, dead people, water, pain, misery, repair services

And there's various places too, like Jeet's stronghold, Chumbucket's hideout, Gutgash's stronghold, Pink Eye's stronghold, and Deep Friah's temple along with a bunch of other faction camps and patrols. It looks like even in the apocalypse, humans find ways to thrive and then subsequently start killing each other.

Eh.

I'll get to that later, probably going to save it some other way once I have everything taken care of.

Unfortunately, I forgot to take into account that with my spy plane off over australia, I don't have any eyes over my own territory until I get some more spy planes in the air. I'd probably better get to work on that, but in the meantime, I have my spy plane fly north to scout out china, korea, and japan, and then set a waypoint over to where the north american continent is supposed to be.

China and other places seem to be the places where there might be survivors and then I want to see what happened to America. I may be a machine, but dammit I'm an american, and I've got to know what happened to my country. Once that's done, I open up the building editor.
 
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Sounds like we need some terraformers up in here. Might not be able to make plants without serious redesign, but it should be pretty simple to manufacture fertilizer and water.
 
This is good but if I was doing the stick to the 21st century level of tech then I would have made a bunch of automated construction machines to build things. You really should keep a better eye on your own territory it might come to bite you in the ass someday if you don't.
 
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This doesn't take very long, well not in the real world anyway, I've been abusing time dilation I think. I need a way to store my planes efficiently and launch them quickly, so taking inspiration from the sort of vending machine like car parking so prevalent in asian countries back home, I make sort of the same thing, only on a gigantic scale and it holds aeroplanes not cars. It's sort of a huge rack system that goes underground and holds planes on "trays" which have magnetic clamps, refueling lines, fabricator arms for rearming and repairs, and a whole system for selecting an aircraft tray and bringing it to the runway for launching. It's quite cool actually, and it also turns my little airport into an airport atop a giant underground complex which is awesome.

It also takes a while. I have 200 of my cute fab rovers construct the bloody massive structure which depending on how big I make it, can hold between 50 and 500 aircraft, small sized aircraft anyway, the trays aren't big enough for strategic bombers like B-52s and stuff. Fortunately, for strategic sized aircraft, I have a similar design, though instead of trays, it's basically a vertically sliding rack with a door. Incidentally, it's actually simpler and cheaper than the tray system and somewhat faster as well, but it also means that I had to have a huge structure above and below ground to fit all the planes in and there are practical limitations to how many planes I can fit in it.

While that's being done, I have my construction hangars begin constructing more spy planes, though not the progenitor tech spyplane this time. Instead, I make it sort of like the RQ-4 Global Hawk from back home. While I do have some of the specs for the SR-71 blackbird that I scanned, I need endurance rather than speed and sonic stealth rather than radar stealth. The Global Hawk fit the criteria.

Seven of them roll out of the construction hangars and onto the runways. I have them take off immediately so as to establish a visual of the entirety of the surrounding area and I have more rolling out.

I establish a visual on the entirety of my territory. There are . . . about ten-ish expeditions heading toward my territory from various places. The reason why I am unsure of the number of expeditions is that there is that there appears to be about two expeditions heading toward my territory on foot and on animals, another expedition coming in from the south with vehicles and there are actually like three road wars going on and coming my way.

I am quickly reminded of Yellow and Galm squadrons, my two squadrons of QF-4 Phantoms. They're sitting pretty on the side of the runway actually, not doing anything until the vending system is completed which should be an hour or so. In fact, they'd been doing patrols, flying low and slow so they hadn't exactly been seeing much but Galm team had been on the ground being refueled when Yellow returned to base for refueling as well. I hadn't exactly bothered to relaunch them again and with the runway being torn up and repaved, they had decided to sit a while and do maintenance.

Unfortunately with all the runways a complete mess, I can't do anything with them so, I'll leave them there for a bit.

What else should I do?

Probably some rocket launchers. Those aren't too hard.

In the meantime though, let's launch some more rockets!
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Well that was new, alright. More fuel this time.
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Note to self, add more struts.
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Note to self. Struts are not in fact physicsless like they are in KSP.
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Note to self, make sure "crew" module is actually securely attached this time. Gotta remember that.
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Right, so my last launch actually went alright this time. Nothing exploded, my staging was fine, and now I have a lovely satellite in orbit with a transmitter and relay system so that I can control my units on the other side of the planet without a direct line of sight. This is good, because I'll probably want to spread out my units potentially all across the planet. I'm a commander, it's what I do.

Oh! Proximity alert near one of my cities.

Let's have a little looksee who got here shall we?

Ah! Look at that! It's the motorized expedition that wasn't embroiled in a road war from the south. They are within visual range of one of my cities and they don't seem to be one of the myriad local warlords on the continent. Nice.

They're driving up to my city and now they're on the road. Lovely! Lovely! Oh! There's a water fountain in the city center in front of the town hall. Let's add some water to that shall we?
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I feel like my writing is getting a bit spastic and it's a bit hard for me to write at the moment. Sorry guys. I'm going to attribute it to Ramble's fluctuating sanity if you don't mind.
 
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Okay, that's taken care of. Long story short then.

Summary: The group was amazed at the nice clean city as well as the abundance of water that was available in the city. I was basically going to let them look over the city and explore it themselves, partially because I can't be bothered and partially because I don't really know how I would interact with them. They're definitely not speaking english so I'll need to analyze their language for a while even if I wanted to talk to them.

The groups on foot are still going slow and steady. Not much on that front.

The road wars somewhat drag on and in the time it takes for them to conclude, three things happen. First, is that my little airplane storage system finishes up and I have Galm and Yellow squadrons loaded up. The racks for strategic strike craft are also finished up. Those are added to the airport schematics as well. Makes it a bit easier to deploy since there's a template and I don't have to think up something new when I build it.

The second thing that happened was I had sent up a few more rockets, turning my lone satellite into a small constellation of satellites which was extra good because it meant that I would be able to use my drones anywhere around the world that I want without worry of any trouble or interruption.

The last thing that happened was that my spyplane managed to scout out China, Korea and Japan. What I find is very interesting indeed. Most of the water that should have still been between australia and china is actually gone for some strange reason. Despite that however, there are patches of green here and there including animals and some civilization with advanced technology, though there are at most vacuum tube level and none of the locals have anything that can possibly even detect my spyplane let alone shoot it down or intercept it.

Launching nanite rockets quickly allows me to determine that many of the green sites are sitting on top of large aquifers. Aerial scans also show various things like primitive wind turbines and systems that collect atmospheric water, similar to how a dehumidifier works but with the water being the whole point. I can't get the big picture but there is civilization down there.

"Korea" has two green patches and there is a green patch around where the former city of Vladivostok was, but I can't really make anything out.

Japan surprisingly has the most advanced infrastructure including a few primitive solar panels in addition to the basic windmills. Much of the water appears to be coming from underground aquifers, but additionally there are "dehumidifiers" and what looks to be a desalination plant on the large lake that was once the sea of japan sending water through pipelines to several cities. I launch nanite rockets and then have my spyplane go off to america again.

Right. While that's happening time to look into my new guests.

The first group is . . .

There are mutilated human corpses strapped to the hood of those vehicles.

Galm team inquires why I'm deploying them so soon. They thought that they would be allowed a maintenance cycle.

Shhhhh. Mummy needs you to do something for me kay?

They capitulate in that way that primitive machines do, not arguing and no emotion or anything. Buh! Boring. Oh well, that's alright by me.

It takes all of five minutes to have the entire squadron refueled, rearmed, and on the runway. They take off without incident and head toward the target group loaded up with JSOWs.
Right. That's taken care of. Now let's have a look at the other ones.

Okay, the other two that were fighting have gotten to the cities now. I turn on the waterworks, water flowing through the rain gutters on either side of the streets ostensibly to wash away anything and keep it clean and fountains with water all over the place.

Hehe, the looks on their faces are so nice. Some of them ran to the water and they're drinking it and some are just staring and others are crying. Great! I'll leave them to their own devices. I'm such a benevolent person.

Galm squadron is aproaching the target. Some of the targets are attempting to use crowbars to open the doors to the city but they're locked down tight so they can't get in and they can't take cover from the inbound ordinance.

Galm squadron tells me that they are ready and have firing solutions on all targets and I give the okay.

Weapons release.

Bang. All of them gone and though there is substantial damage to the buildings near the bomb drops, the damage is easily fixable by a fab rover waiting nearby. Yay!

Now hopefully the rest of them won't do something like turn into dictators who artificially restrict the delivery of water to other places or something in order to maintain an iron grip on people, cause if they do, I'll have to have Galm squadron smash them up. Speaking of Galm squadron, I'm receiving a signal from them that they are returning to base. I give them the go ahead.

That reminds me, I need to make some land units. How fun and exciting. I can conquer the world, not like it would have been hard in the first place, but still, escalation.
 
I'd be interested in what the salt level in the remaining oceans is. Those levels should give some basic data on what happened to the water.
 
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Okay, so I'm minding my own business right? Then suddenly, out of the blue, I get a data package from out of nowhere, just straight out of the blue. It's undated and it didn't come in on any of the receivers or anything, the file has the file extension ".Avatar" and it just popped into my database from out of nowhere, as if it was just effectorized right into my hard drive or something funky. Rob shit or some such, I don't know.

And as it turns out, I can open it and see what it looks like and lo and behold, it's the data to build some sort of android with both mechanical and biological components. It has organic muscles that according to simulations are incredibly strong, strong enough to bench several hundred pounds, I use pounds, shut up about it. The bones are reinforced and instead of cartilage and ligaments, they are connected with servomotors that would allow for limited use of any limbs severed from muscle so that the limb is completely disabled.

The brain is a quantum computer that is basically capable of running my entire consciousness on it while also maintaining a connection with my main commander body. Surprisingly, I haven't actually been using my commander chassis at all really and the sand is starting to pile up around it. Ah, hell with it.

The avatar is basically anatomically correct and fully functional in every way shape and form. There's just one problem with it though.

It's a girl, a copy of USS Iowa from Kantai Collections. Now, it's not that I don't like Iowa by any means, I wouldn't have her as my avatar on Spacebattles and Sufficient Velocity if I didn't but I'm a dude, and that would just not do.

So I see this and I'm all like

"Whoa, this will just not do. I'mma like, change this up a little bit, you know?"

So I try to open up the file and edit it when suddenly I blank out kinda like this.
=timeskip=timeskip=timeskip=timeskip=
And the next thing I know, I'm stuck in the Avatar body which for some reason I'm not allowed to edit and it's just all around great you know? I can still command everything but my consciousness is still locked to the avatar.

Walking is probably going to take forever at this rate. I'm not small by any means, in fact, I'd say that I'm very tall but I'm still much much smaller than the commander body and that means using my feet to go somewhere isn't exactly an option. So now here I am, a 7 foot something blond young lady standing in the middle of the Sahara desert in front of a commander body. Just great.

Oh well, nothing for it. Time to put the Commander protocrafter to work.

So the first thing I need is a ride, and I need something big to get through the desert.

The first thing I put down is a rover chassis and body. Once I make modifications to add a ladder and stairs to reach a fully functional cab since, you know, I want to drive. It also has auto-driver too though just in case I want to nap. The fabricator arms on the back are swapped out for two tanks of gasoline, a tank of fresh water, and a tank of nutrient sludge.

I don't know how to make actual food. I'll need to scan a cow or something so sue me.

Normally the electric motors the rover uses to drive its wheels would come from the quantum network but I don't want that. I instead opt for a heavy radial 28 cylinder aviation engine to drive the generator, just because. What? I'm a dude. I like powerful engines. I like big guns, well, I'm a spacebattler/SVer, liking big guns is kinda a given. Still, big engines, big cars, lots of power.

UNLIMITED POW*self slapping protocol engage*
Where was? Oh! The rover!

I mount it low on the truck though, just so that I can be super super sure that the rover will be stable with the heavy liquid load on top. I'm sure I won't have any trouble, but hey, better safe than sorry. No more dilly dallying, time to get on the road. A hop skip and a jump (really a considerable climb up the stairs) and I'm behind the wheel of the modified rover.

I constructed the airport a couple kilometers away from the commander so that's where I'm gonna go. Tap the button on the steering wheel and the rover roars to life. Wonderful. Lovely!

And off I go at a comfortable 60 miles per hour. Miles, not kilometers cause I'm American, suck it.

Not that I have, you know what, never mind.

In the meantime, I have the fab rovers reconfigure the airport terminal to actually be a functional airport terminal with an adjacent apartment space and stuff to accommodate my squishy meatness as well as prepare a set of outfits for me to wear and/or change into. I make sure that they are manly clothes though, camouflage color pallet and things like cargo pants and shirts, not blouses and stuff, shirts. There isn't a dress to be seen.

And while I'm occupied with driving.

The view from the spy plane is actually really interesting. I've been tracking it up and down over roughly the tropic of cancer and apparently there is actually a considerable amount of water left. Firing a nanite rocket into a large body of water indicates something consistent with if the water were slowly evaporated and then somehow disposed of, but strangely, the oceans are only dried up around Australia. I know that there is still a considerable amount of the Atlantic ocean left because Galm team decided to go on a joyride. GET BACK HERE!

No! Return to base immediately!

Where was I?

Yeah, the water situation is weird, though it is heartening that the whole complete desert thing is only limited to Australia. Come to think of it, Africa is actually still surrounded by water. What's left of the Indian ocean, arctic ocean, and the eastern half of the Atlantic ocean. I call ROB shenanigans by the way.

Interesting. I'll need to send Yellow team out with nanite rockets to analyze the new wildlife. Also, I need to analyze some animals, cows and pigs and deer and goats and rabbits and stuff, also fruit, and vegetables cause I don't want to subsist on nutrient paste all day.

There's the airport, and my accommodations are right there. Ah, I want to crawl into a bed and sleep. I just need to park the rover and get in there.

Right.

Now parking a 30 ton rover. How hard can itOH SHIT!
 
It has organic muscles that according to simulations are incredibly strong, strong enough to bench several hundred pounds, I use pounds, shut up about it.
Bench pressing several hundred pounds is trivial if you use notes or high denomination coins. Even if you use pennies it's only around a tonne or two, give or take.
 
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