While I was in the C-5 Galaxy from Los Alamos to Washington DC, I attempted to fiddle around with ways of having my story recorded, mostly in attempting to change the narration style around, possibly in the past tense. I didn't know how exactly I would do that, but I didn't care at the time since it would pass the time.
Well, it's not like I would really notice, but still, it couldn't hurt could it?
Apparently the little baby cars actually attracted attracted a lot of attention, but thankfully, I managed to get to the post office okay. While I had to field quite a lot of questions regarding the kids, but when I quietly made noises to the tune of things being classified, my employees stopped asking where they came from, and asked more questions like if they were really mine, what their names were, who the father was, and why they were so adorable.
The answers to those questions was Yes they were mine, look at their name tags, that's classified, and because they're mine and thus perfect by default.
Normally, I would also have people making passes at me, but I think the presence of the kid, and the ring on my right hand managed to ward off anybody. Of course, my radar kept picking up people looking in my direction, but that's fine, looking is okay, touching not so much. Locking away some of the troublesome parts of my self identity solved so many problems. I wonder why I didn't do it before.
I opened the door to my office to find that the interns had actually been cleaning it recently. Lovely.
An intern passed by with a tray of coffee mugs, one of which I nonchalantly grabbed. He didn't make a fuss about it.
Hmm. Hacking into the security records.
Ah, while I was gone, Postal Coffee had started just delivering coffee to the post office, so now the main campus had interns just occasionally running around with trays of coffee, and distributing it to all of the workers. Ah, my employees are all so smart. It just goes to show that my screening is working, for the time being at least.
I sat down at the desk and opened the newspaper sitting on my desk. Additionally, I pushed the camera rig onto the floor. Now that I was actually back in Washington DC, I wouldn't need it to read the news anymore.
Do~ do~ dododooo~ dooo~ dododooo~
Elections aren't looking so hot. As much as I hate using cash to decide the political process, I might have to. The most promising candidate is running on a platform that I somewhat agreed with, somewhat didn't agree with, but was being followed around by anti-intellectualists, and that's just not good. I counted as an intellectual after all. So did most of the rest of my staff. That, and the fact that he was demanding that the post office be restructured to be more transparent in its operations, which it already was, as well as demanding that the airship technology be released for civilian use.
Really, that can't happen.
The other candidate was much more in line with any agenda I might have in the future, but was politically untennable with a few scandals behind him.
I pulled out a note pad and pencil and penciled in a meeting concerning the elections and my possibly impending replacement.
I looked up at the clock in my office. It was basically an atomic clock that used vibrations of a cesium atom to determine a second. I had about an hour before lunch, and that would mean feeding them all. Now I'm really glad I've got them on solid food. It wouldn't do to set a bad example.
As I looked through the rest of the newspaper, I made a brief pass through the sports section, which was utterly useless to me since I was more a science sort of guy rather than a sporty sort of guy, and I only looked through it to see if my I would have to send Morgan 200 dollars or not.
Turns out? Yeah, I'm out 200 bucks.
It looks like Vandenburg was gonna become fully operational again. I'd have to have my organization begin moving everything out of Earth's orbit and over to the Lagrange points. The units in Jupiter could stay where they were previously.
Speaking of which. I needed a name for my forces. Originally, I had simply referred to everything as the post office, but since that promised to be taken away from me soon, I'd need to come up with a new name.
I used the small fabricator built into the ring on my hand to manufacture a small device. I pressed the big red button, and four seconds later, it flashed four words.
United Quantum Solutions Group
Well, as far as organizational names go, it can't be all that bad. In any case, it's a serviceable enough name.
I pulled out two laptops from the bottom left drawer of my desk and opened them up on the table. Superior american ingenuity plus progenitor materials allowed my computers to boot up almost instantly, and with the multi-tasking skill only possessed by people such as myself, I entered my login information on both at the same time.
Why have two? Well, one was for work, and the other one was personal use. I couldn't very well be seen slacking off on my work computer could I? So I used my personal one for personal business, and the work one for actual post office work. Thankfully, the quantum data link allowed the emails sent on my personal computer to be untraceable, which is why I used it most often.
In a flurry of emails, it was done.
My organization was United Quantum Solutions Group.
Under the umbrella of that group was three branches, American, International, and the Postal Service. While privatized mail delivery was out of the question for now, what with the United States Postal Service becoming so entrenched, once I leave, the free market in other places would allow me to set it up. I'd use my capabilities to undercut my opponents while working with the various governments in order to establish legitimacy and confidence, leaving the only privatized mail delivery to exist only as private correspondence and illegal package running.
United Quantum Solutions International would be the largest branch and have four branches, Heavy Industries, Coast Guard, Anti-terrorism, and Economic Intelligence.
United Quantum Solutions America would be the smallest branch, but it would be the one that I have my own personal hand in. It would consist of three divisions, Defense, Research and Development, and Private Security.
In this way, I would be able to effectively manage all of my subordinates, as well as arrange things completely in house for my sons if necessary, even if assistance from the outside would be preferred. I haven't interfered in their development, and I fully intended on keeping with that.
I checked in on the security cameras and put the newspaper down. I walked to the door and opened it.
"Oi! You idiots. I know my sons are perfect, but that doesn't mean you can stop working!"