Rei Ayanami was bored.
One could say she had got very used to this state of mind, but in all actuality, nobody could get used to it. How do you enjoy boredom?
Most people settled for daydreaming. Either becoming a hero piloting super-giant robots defeating evil aliens, or imagining various fantastical situations with that one person they felt a certain 'flutter' for.
Who would've guessed that in her boredom, Rei Ayanami's eyes were occasionally flickering towards the boy she was more or less engaged to.
"...ei."
But he hadn't yet given her a straight answer. Not that he could be blamed. The girl who had single-handedly almost destroyed the school was sitting on his left, somehow having ejected the previous occupant of that desk with little to no effort. Rei could only imagine how nervous Shinji was sitting next to the one girl in class who scared him more than Asuka.
Most people were currently giving Mana Kirishima a wide berth after discovering her 'explosive' personality yesterday.
"Rei..."
But a strange feeling was beginning to bubble inside Rei's chest. What was it? It felt slightly... irritating.
"Earth to Miss Ayanami..."
She often felt this strange emotion whenever she saw Asuka and Shinji together too. What in the world had her so... mad?
"I get he's the current favorite for Mr. Tokyo-3, but I sort've need you to answer this question Rei..." Sighing deeply, Misato smiled at the lovestruck teenage girl. It's not like Misato couldn't see what was going through the young girl's mind. All you had to do was take one quick look at her face and it was obvious. Frowned expression, flushed face, what else could it be?
Walking over to Rei's desk, Misato stood there for a good thirty seconds, wondering if the girl would take any notice of her. The rest of the class was giggling at the apparently oblivious girl, but Rei kept glaring at Shinji, as though if she did for long enough, her angry gaze would laser it's way into his brain and burn him into turning around.
"And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why most teachers get annoyed with teenage relationships. How are you supposed to be learning anything if..." Misato gently tapped the top of Rei's head with a rather heavy English dictionary. "...your mind is totally focused on love instead of the wonderful world of Shakespearean literature?"
"Ow!" Rei, suddenly shocked out of her jealousy-fuelled reverie, sounded cute even when experiencing a jolt of pain. She looked up at Misato, the corner of her eyes watering, looking for all the world like Misato just kicked a puppy. "Why would you do that Sensei?"
She could've felt regret for her actions, but instead, Misato grinned evilly at the confused looking girl.
"Shinji."
"Yes, Misa-... I mean, yes Sensei?"
"It's your turn for clean-up duty after school today, is it not?"
"
It is!? I thought it was Toji!?"
"Toji, do you mind awfully swapping with Shinji for today? Rei's going to need some help after school, and I'm sure this will give you perfect opportunity to take Hikari out shopping or something."
"SENSEI!" Both Toji and Hikari shouted out in surprise. One of them didn't sound too upset by it however.
"So it's decided. And now that you have at least an hour alone with him after school, do you mind awfully reading this passage out for me Rei?"
A sly grin snaked its way onto Rei's face.
"It would be my pleasure, Katsuragi-sensei."
Asuka Langley Soryu was fuming.
It wasn't like her regular irritated moods, she quite literally wanted to strangle people. Specifically, four people in particular.
And after the events in English class, she realized that the last thing she wanted to happen was to allow that idiot Shinji to spend more than a minute alone in an empty classroom with the girl who was probably undressing him with her eyes earlier.
Temporarily distracted with the idea of a slightly undressed Shinji, Asuka stomped her way to the classroom, face flushed.
I had him first! What the hell happened to my high-school romance!?
The classroom was deadly silent. Apart from the various sounds of brooms, chalkboard erasers getting spanked and the occasional cough Rei would let out as chalk dust threatened to suffocate her.
"I'm grateful to Katsuragi-sensei but..." Rei cast a sidelong glance at the boy who seemed to have overtaken most of her mental thinking capacity.
"What am I supposed to do now!?"
With her thoughts meandering on borderline panic, she continued to bash the erasers together, causing more dust to enter her breathing tubes. It didn't take long for Rei to get overcome with a spat of coughing.
"Rei, you're doing it all wrong."
Out of nowhere, Shinji's hands had snaked their way around her, clasping her hands and forcing her to stop. Her coughing had subsided, but she suddenly felt feverish and even closer to a nervous breakdown.
"S-shinji!"
"You're supposed to be doing it like this."
She wasn't even watching his hands. All that was on her mind right now was how close they were. She could feel his torso pressing up against her back, and she could have sworn she felt a heartbeat that was equally as stressed as hers was.
Was Shinji nervous?
"I need to make sure..." The out-of-character thoughts were making sense to her now, but later on, she would wonder what was going on through her mind at the time as she leant in closer to him. She felt completely enveloped by him, and wanted nothing more than to make this moment last for as long as she could. Forever, if possible.
"A-are you alright Rei?"
"I feel a little lightheaded. I think I inhaled too much dust."
"Do you wanna sit down for a moment?"
"No. I'll be alright... Just..." She mustered as much courage as she could to slowly turn her head to meet his gaze. "Hold me like this... for a little longer."
He looked redder than the sun, and she could feel his nerves spasming throughout his body. He was just as nervous as she was.
But he also felt incredibly warm. And had a really nice scent of coconut and jojoba. Was that the type of shampoo he used?
Several minutes passed, with Rei enjoying the moment, and Shinji wondering if this was an appropriate time to pass out. His own thought process was malfunctioning, and he was seriously starting to wonder if Rei could feel the tightness in his pants as much as he could. He was really hoping she couldn't.
"Shinji."
"Y-yes!?"
"How do you..." She shuffled uncomfortably against him, causing the poor teenage boy further skinship distress. It seemed like her sentence had got lost somewhere in her mind however, as she looked up at him again as she struggled to find her words.
"...about me... howdoyou... I mean... oh, I sound so silly right now... Umm... give me a second..."
Credit where it was due, even a faltering Rei sounded absolutely adorable to him right now. True, he didn't have much of a lid on his own haywire emotions himself right now but...
It was going to make for a really nice memory.
Asuka was ready to kill. She had been secretly eavesdropping on the rendezvous in the classroom for a while now, and was deciding whether to run in and break it up before things got too hot in there.
But before she could make up her mind, she jumped out of her skin as she felt somebody tap her on the shoulder.
"JEEZUSMARYMOTHERAND- MANA!?"
"Ssssshhh!" Mana put her finger to her lips. "They're going to hear you!"
"Why are you here!?" Asuka whispered through gritted teeth.
"For the same reasons you are."
"I'm here to make sure idiot Shinji doesn't take advantage of the situation."
"Then... so am I!" Mana had nothing but a cheesy grin to offer an already enraged Asuka.
"It doesn't take two of us, go home!"
"I don't wanna. I want to be there to help pick up the pieces after Ayanami inevitably turns him down."
"I don't think that's happening anytime soon..." Asuka sighed. "You can see just as well as I can what's going on in there. And did we ever mention that Rei is basically engaged to him?"
It was a thing of beauty to see the ever-chipper Mana looked shocked, but she couldn't revel in it's beauty for too long. Mana had stood up from their crouched postion outside of the slightly cracked open classroom door and was ready to crash the party.
"What are you doing!?" Asuka grabbed the back of the girl's shirt as Mana tried opening the door.
"We have to stop them before it's too late!"
"Shinji is going to be pissed!"
"I'm pissed!"
"So am I, but what if he starts hating you!"
The two girls continued to bicker outside the door. But one strong lunge forward from Mana, and both of them tumbled through the classroom together, giving both Shinji and Rei a more than unwelcome surprise.
"W-wha...! Asuka!? Mana!?"
"I know you won't believe me if I told you this wasn't what it looks like, but at least believe me when I say she started it!" Asuka glared at Mana as both girls got up from the floor, looking sheepish.
"I didn't start anything! I was on my way home when I saw a certain someone crouched in front of the door, looking suspicious!"
"You traitorous sonofa-...
Rei? What are you doing?"
Electrical energy sparked around the enraged blue-haired girl as Shinji quickly backed away. He had seen this pattern often enough, and his instincts were all screaming at him to run. For good measure, he enveloped himself in his bracelet's shield first.
"
What are you doing here?"
"SHE'S GONNA BLOW!" Asuka lifted her bracelet arm and covered herself with her own shield, as Mana followed suit.
"Rei, calm down!"
"I AM CALM SHINJI" He decided that Rei screaming at him wasn't as cute as Rei stuttering at him.
"SHINJI DO SOMETHING SHE'S GOING TO KILL US!" Asuka screamed as the electrical rage coming from Rei was starting to poke holes into the classroom around them.
"But what can I...?" He suddenly thought of something that might work, but it was risky. Not just now, but for the potential aftermath.
Leaping in front of Rei, Shinji stood with his arms out, his shield deactivated.
"
GET OUT OF MY WAY SHINJI!"
"I'm sorry Rei. But I can certainly do this for you instead." Rushing forward before Rei had the chance to fire whatever attack she had charged up, he wrapped his arms around her own, took one quick glance at her suddenly shocked crimson eyes, and kissed her.
"
Why are girls lips so soft?" He thought to himself, as he felt the supernatural energy in the room deflate faster than light. His eyes were closed, but Rei's were wide open in shock.
"
He... what is he... Shinji..." She closed her own eyes as she allowed Shinji to continue whatever he was doing. "
Shinji..."
A few minutes later, Rei was passed out on the ground, a happy grin plastered over her face as Shinji slowly backed away from the two, now incredibly angry females that had watched his daring move.
"Y-you told me to do something and this was all I could think of to stop her!"
"I DIDN'T MEAN A SMOOCH IDIOT! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?"
"I wasn't really thinking at all to be honest..."
"I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT, IDIOT!"
"Asuka, calm down..."
"I AM CALM, ASSHOLE!"
"I think I deserve a kiss next. I could forgive you for that." Mana raised her hand as she giggled, jumping on the terrified Shinji.
"OH NO YOU DON'T! I'VE WAITED FAR TOO LONG FOR YOU TO JUMP AHEAD."
As Shinji suddenly found himself entangled between the two warring girls, part of his mind wondered what he should make for dinner that night.
Fish sounded good. If only so that the smell of fish on his breath might stop his mouth getting molested as much as it had lately.
Her clock was telling her it was somewhere around two in the morning.
Asuka hadn't had an easy time getting to sleep that night. Her mind was full of angry thoughts about what had happened earlier on that day.
"I'm falling behind... He's leaving me behind..." Small sobs began to fall on her pillow.
This wasn't like her! She never cried for anyone, let alone that idiot! Pushing herself up from her bed, glaring angrily at everything around her, she made her decision.
"I'm not losing him to anybody, especially not those two!" She stood up, her vest top and panties gently illuminated from the moonlight from her window. Creeping over to her bedroom door, she gently opened it whilst trying not to make a sound.
The rest of the house seemed fast asleep. Which is exactly what she needed right now. She couldn't have anyone else interfering.
Luckily for her, his room was basically next door to her own.
Gently cracking open Shinji's bedroom door, she peeked in. He was fast asleep, one leg hanging off the side of his bed.
"
Thanks for leaving me some room, idiot." She mentally cursed as she tiptoed her way to the side of his bed, and gently slid herself in.
"You're such an idiot." She whispered, poking her crush carefully on the cheek. Wrapping her leg around one of his, she snaked her arms around him as she cuddled up to his warmth.
"You're mine, stupid Shinji. I won't let those two harlots steal you away from me." She glared at him, as though he could hear what she was saying. Instead, she found herself shocked as Shinji decided to turn around in his sleep, and face her directly. His own arms found their way around her, pulling her into a tighter cuddle then before.
"H-hey, stupid Shinji! What are you doing!?"
"Asuka..." Her whole world froze as she heard the sleepy boy mumble.
"Are... are you awake Shinji..." The apparent answer was no, as the still sleeping Shinji proceeded to bury his head into her breasts, nuzzling happily.
"W-wha!" Taken aback by his sudden, if unconsciously-based forwardness, she was at a loss. She, by all rights, should beat the living snot out of him for this, but...
If he was asleep... Then maybe it was okay. For a little while.
"A...su...ka..." The perverted idiot continued to nuzzle into her. "You smell really nice."
A faint smile crossed her face as she tightened her grip around him, giving Shinji a quick kiss on the cheek.
"You're welcome, Shinji. I hope you enjoy your surprise in the morning."