...that wasn't very funny. Though at least Shinji is about as blitheringly stupid and terrified of anything sex-related as a cookie-cutter 90's romcom protagonist would be...so points for realism I guess.

Yeah, reading it back sober, it lacks any proper kind of punchline. I'll probably expand on it and change a few things around. I've always seen Shinji as kind of a Rito Yuuki kind of lucky sukebe character in these alternate universe fics where he deals less in crippling depression and worries more about when he's next going to be knocked out by a boob.

But that's arguably the biggest reason why I post here on SV, to get the good, meaty critiques. I like the audience on fanfiction.net, but they don't really tell me the truthful opinions in their reviews, and I can't really improve that way xD
 
Chapter 14 - Breathless
School was... different. Everyday there had been something new to keep the gossip flowing like a giggling hurricane through the lively corridors. It usually centered on a certain classroom, with four certain individuals targeted in the crosshair. Today, there was none of the usual gossip.

Only shock and disbelief.

Some students were questioning their sanity. Others were asking their teachers, who failed to come up with any reasonable answers, just as clueless as those in their care. One such teacher was in a similar position, albeit incredibly hungover.

Misato Katsuragi stood behind her desk, sighing. Shinji's apparently brilliant scientist parents had no answers for her, likewise with Asuka's mom. Her own, usually perceptive brain, had nothing, no logical explanation for the unusual apparition of trouble that had overtaken her apartment the night before. It only provided disturbing thoughts about what the future might hold for their everyday lives.

"Alright, come in guys. Let's make this as painless as possible, if at all possible..."

The door to the classroom slid open. Nobody in the class needed to guess who was going to walk through it. Everybody had already watched, open-mouthed as the Asuka and Rei, followed along by a strangely exhausted looking Shinji, had come to school that morning, with an identical looking set of Asuka and Rei.
But to the sharp-eyed amongst the students at the school, it was plain as day that something was majorly different about the newest additions to their class.

"Hello. My name is Rei Ayanami." The red-eyed Rei snorted from her chair as her imposter with the long, cerulean hair attempted an introduction. Narrowing her eyes at the rude interruption, the leaf-eyed Rei continued. "I understand that this situation might well be confusing for everyone, but it is my hope that we can all get along."

"Understandably, names are likely to get confusing during my time here, so for the moment, you may call me Rei II-..."

"Are you actually being serious, First Child!? Rei II? HA!"

The as-of-yet introduced Asuka clone laughed mirthlessly, an evil sound that chilled the spine of everyone sat down in their chairs. This Asuka was nothing like the one they knew and loved in class. They could feel it from the crazy look in her eyes, the maniacal tone to her spoken words, and her brutish actions that promised a swift and painful retribution to all that crossed her.

The Asuka they had known for so long did have a temper, and a scary one at that.

But their Asuka had never shown the bloodlust that this crazy version clearly had in her eyes. Apart from the fact that this Asuka had her hair in a ponytail, and was missing the bracelet, everybody in the class would have been able to tell the differences between them, even if they had matching hairstyles and accessories.

"Let me make it very clear to you shitheads. I am not her." Pointing at her cowering self who was content to lower herself as far as her chair allowed, the crazy Asuka continued, bitter anger injecting into every word.

"I come from a place, a world, far away and as close to hell as you can possibly imagine. I've fought messengers of God that threatened to turn everything everybody ever loved into skidmarks on the road. The Tokyo-3 in my world, alongside the world in general, is a fucking ruin, all thanks to a group of old fucktard Illuminati wannabes, a complete and utter dipshit that looks just like him-..." She spat the last word out with venom as she pointed at Shinji who was also trying to take cover under the limited defences of his desk. "And his fuckheaded, abhorred, genocidal arschloch of a father!"

Silence was deafening in the class of wide-eyed students. Even Toji, Hikari and Kensuke, who had travelled to the aforementioned hellish Otherworld, were speechless at the pure rage being thrown at them from the redheaded inferno of hate shouting from the front of the classroom.

"I'm here, because there is no where else for me to go. I'm not here by choice, I don't like any of this, I don't like any of you, ESPECIALLY YOU!" She screamed once again at the poor boy who was beginning to wish his desk would eat him whole. "And I don't intend to make this easy for any of you. Don't talk to me, don't come near me. I will kill you, and fucking eat what's left of your remains in front of your loved ones. And if the situation absolutely demands that you need to initiate a conversation with me..." Asuka glared at the class as a whole, making sure everyone could see that her eyes were daring them to question her, an evil smile dancing on her face as she felt the inferiority radiate from them.

"Call me Crimson."

Rei II, as she so helpfully decided to designate herself, took two slight sidesteps away from the incarnation of the devil herself, wondering if this Asuka had always been so volatile, back when she had a working memory of who she was.

"Out of all the names she could have picked, she chose the most agonizingly awkward one of them all?" The Asuka still peeking over her desk in fear whispered with a groan, before her eyes opened wide, just about managing to dodge a chalkboard eraser thrown with enough strength to easily knock her out.

"You wanna say that again, imposter!? Next time I hear any sass, I'll use your pretty little face as fucking toilet paper!"

Silence once again drowned the atmosphere, suffocating everyone to the point that nobody could physically move a muscle out of fear. Asuka from the Otherworld, or Crimson as she decided she wanted to be known as, had made it irrevocably clear who ruled the classroom. The pecking order was now firmly established. And to the remainder of the class who hadn't gone to the Otherworld, were truly and utterly convinced, that this girl was an utterly deranged psychopath.

Misato laughed nervously as the brutal self-introduction drew to a close.

"S-so does anybody have any... questions?"



The Artificial Research Laboratory had countless rooms used for experiments of various kinds. Rooms for research, development, virtual deification, a command centre in times of crisis and arguably the most important room to one of the prominent scientists in charge, an indoor hot spring.

It was in one of the research rooms that Yui and Gendo Ikari, alongside Kyoko Zeppelin Soryu, were sat around a table, armed with a forest's worth of paper strewn about in an unorganized mess, and laptops that connected to various feeds and databases. One of the laptops showed a security camera installed in Shinji's classroom, displaying the aftermath of Crimson's introduction. For some peculiar reason, the one girl who could make even the gods cower in their boots had decided to sit in the desk next to the one boy she had all but declared war on, ejecting the previous occupant by force. For the first time, Yui was glad Mana was sitting on the chair on Shinji's other side. At least she could protect him if Crimson decided she felt like snapping and eating her son alive.

"So."

The silence that had plagued the room after watching the abrasive transfer student was gently shattered by Kyoko, stretching her arms and clicking her back with a satisfied groan.

"What have we learned today?"

"My son attracts some weird people..." Gendo grumbled as he continued to watch the feed, just as worried for his son's safety as his wife. His eyes flickered briefly to the blonde doctor who had just sent him a withering glare and an irritated growl.

"My Asuka is not weird."

"No, but that one is."

"Granted, she's a little... angrier than the Asuka I conceived. But she's still Asuka. An Asuka who once had a mother by my name in that world. A mother who she lost at a young age, in an incident that can only be described as horrifying..." Kyoko looked downcast for all but a second, but bounced back almost as fast, smiling radiantly.

"I want to protect that Asuka, just as much as my Asuka. They're both my little Asuka's."

Yui smiled at the bubbly scientist. Just where did she get that optimism from? Even with the risk that Crimson might reject her maternal approach to the situation, that still wasn't enough to deter the smiling Kyoko.

"It's admirable, without a doubt, but be careful this Asuka doesn't try to kill you."

"Bah, it'll be fine! One day, they'll be just like sisters!"

"I'd be a bit worried if Shinji had a sister who screamed she was going to wipe her arse with his face..." Gendo mumbled warily. Both females in the room glared at him.

"We're trying to have a heartwarming moment here and you're ruining it."

"Sorry Yui..."

Turning her glare away from her husband back to the mountain of research in front of them, Yui groaned as she folded her arms on the table and rested her head on top. Nothing made sense to her anymore. Shinji and his friends had somehow been dragged into a world that could only be described as a parallel universe. After coming back, all of them had been shocked by the three teenagers that had followed them.
One was a literal phantom. Another was perpetually angry and clearly traumatized. And the last was an amnesiac. Three very different versions of the children they knew and loved. And to top it all off, the story of their world, their pasts, was almost nothing like the reality they all lived in.

"A world where 'Angels' came to destroy humanity, and children defended mankind by piloting abominable weapons that were to be used as a catalyst to end the world. I can't even begin to imagine the kinds of horrors those three have been witness to." It was a world Yui wanted no part of.

But a part of her, deep down, wanted to do something. Anything. Anything that might fix the damage that had occurred in that hell. At the very least, she wanted the three broken children that had dropped in from another world to lead something of a normal life, and maybe even repair some of the damage that had been inflicted on their psyche. But where would they even begin?

Asuka's mother had committed suicide, almost taking her daughter with her. Rei had been a hybrid-Angel who apparently had some of Yui's own DNA in her genetic makeup. Now she was almost stripped of her memories, but may or may not be a wholesome human. And Shinji had been forced to pilot a monster against his will by his own father, a man who sounded nothing like the one who sat next to her. A man who had attempted to orchestrate the near-genocide of mankind for a chance to reunite with the mother who had sold her own soul to a machine and left her son in a cruel, dark world, alone.

Not to mention Shinji was technically dead. A problem that would normally be impossible to solve. Yui wouldn't have even thought it possible the power of the bracelets would be able to resurrect the dead.

Yet, when the group came back from their field trip, her son and friends had explained how the bracelets had resurrected the Otherworld's Asuka and Rei, from skeletons no less. Reviving the phantom Shinji might be possible, but something was keeping the frustrated scientist wary of the spectre that resembled her son. An aura that told her in a little voice that, even though he was technically the same little boy as the one she had given birth too, something was off.

He could not be trusted.



Lunch had come to the whispering classroom. Normally that entailed a cacophony of students moving about, giggles and conversations about god only knew what, and the smells of various home-cooked or cafeteria-appropriated meals.

Today, the classroom was a graveyard, save for eight people. The majority of the class had decided a tactical retreat was in order to escape the stifling atmosphere of the class, leaving the infamous students a whole class to themselves.

Whilst Kensuke, Toji and Hikari were talking to, or rather, trying to mediate a heated discussion between the two Rei's, Shinji, Asuka and Mana were eating their food peacefully.
Or as peacefully as it could be next to the girl who had threatened classroom genocide only a few hours beforehand.

Perceptive to his new neighbour, Shinji had quickly realized that she wasn't eating anything. Partly because she had all but refused his offer of a bento box in the morning. Various sounds of hunger were making themselves known coming from the angry, or angrier version of Asuka, which seemed to only fuel her bitter expression as she glared at seemingly nothing in front of her.

"Here." Shinji took the lunch he had brought to school anyway, and placed it in front of the stewing teenager, hoping to any of the gods advocating peace in the world that she wouldn't take the thing and throw it in his eyes.

"I told you I didn't need it." He had been expecting a shout, but Crimson spoke in a low voice that didn't seem as angry as it had before. Sighing, he fished a spare set of chopsticks out of a case he kept in his bag, and placed them in front of her.

"Just... look. I can hear your stomach grumbling, and when was the last time you actually ate solid food? You've technically been dead for a while, eat this and you'll feel right as rain."

Doubting that his food actually had the stuffing to live up to his claims, Crimson took the bento box anyway, looking away from him.

"Whatever. If it shuts you up for five minutes, I'll eat your stupid food. Free food always tastes the best after all." Her face was tinged red. It didn't matter what universe they were in, some things really didn't change. And at least this version Shinji hadn't tried to destroy the world...
Shaking her head before any embarrassing thoughts came to mind, she put a mouthful of the fried chicken and rice into her mouth.

She had forgotten how good his food actually tasted. True to his words, it had been a long time since she'd eaten anything solid. And his cooking was even better than the Shinji's she had shared a world with.

"Probably because this Shinji isn't crippled with any of the destabilizing issues he had." Crimson thought to herself, not realizing she was devouring the food like a wild animal. Heck, even an animal would have some grace, compared to how Crimson was massacring her meal.
They say that food will always taste the best when you think of the person who's going to be eating it whilst it's been prepared. All of her favorites were in this box, and it all tasted incredible. Had Shinji been thinking of her when he made this lunch?

No. There was no way. It was identical to her imposter's bento anyhow. Two reflections of the same person were going to enjoy the same meal. It just made sense.

But if it tasted this good, what did that mean? Did the Shinji of this world like the Asuka who was here before she arrived?

Something inside her was gnawing away at her emotions. A whirlpool of mixed feelings filled her mind to the brim. Anger, loneliness, regret, confusion, jealousy. And for some strange reason, she really felt like she wanted to cry.

After finishing whatever was left of the meal, Crimson put the box down on the desk, a little harder then she intended, causing everyone to jump.

"W-was it good, Asu-...Crimson?"

"Thanks for the meal." The girl's eyes were covered by her bangs, as she stood up and walked out of the classroom. It was faint, but sitting right next to her, Shinji caught a glimpse of her expression.

Why did she suddenly look so upset?

"Did she just thank you!?" Toji said incredulously. "Not even our Asuka remembers to do that!"

A yelp of pain indicated that the boy was hit hard from both the girl in question and the class president.

"Can you learn to ever just read the mood? Just this once, keep that big mouth shut!" Hikari glared at him as she spoke. She was distracted by Shinji suddenly standing up, looking at the door where Crimson had hastily departed, looking worried.

"Go after her Shinji."

"Asuka?"

The redheaded girl was also looking at the door. She looked melancholic, and thoughtful at the same time.

"If that was me, I'd want you to come after me. And considering she basically is me, I'm sure she can't be alone right now." With a nod, Shinji ran out of the classroom. The others turned to look at Asuka, confused.

"What's going on Asuka?"

Ignoring Hikari's question completely, she continued to finish her lunch. Holding up a bit of her fried chicken, she looked at it for a second, as though the meat could answer all the strange questions in her mind. Popping it into her mouth, she chewed, a slightly lonely smile displaying on her lips.

"His chicken is good."



It had taken Shinji little time to find the wildcard student. As if following what he knew was cliché, he immediately went straight to the roof of the school. Where else would a person who wanted to be alone want to be?

Somewhere they could see the sky. As if the heavens above could give you the answers you wanted.

He knew because he'd been playing by the same rulebook not that long ago. Back when the Asuka from his world had been less than friendly towards him. Back in a time he'd rather not remember.

Putting aside his nostalgia at how little had changed since he had last been whiling away his time up here, he spotted the objective, sitting on one of the decrepit benches lying in the middle of the area.

She was sitting with her arms wrapped around her legs, silently glaring at a spot on the floor around her. It reminded him of how the Asuka he had grown up with used to act. Unsociable, seemingly uncaring, but in reality...

She just looked lonely.

"I can say for certain..." The girl he'd thought hadn't noticed his presence suddenly spoke up. "That you're definitely not the same Shinji Ikari that I know."

"What makes you say that?"

Crimson Asuka didn't even look at him. She continued to look at the ground angrily, as though if she glared at it for long enough, she could melt a hole into it.

"At least he had some semblance of respect for privacy."

Her words threw Shinji for a second. On the surface, she was accusing him of invading her space, and that she wanted nothing more than to be left alone.

But he knew better than that. He knew better then to trust words, laced with everything but the truth. He'd had plenty of practice with a certain someone else, at least when it came to looking underneath the underneath.
Against his better judgement, he slowly walked over to the bench, and sat down next to her. Close enough that he didn't show his poorly concealed fear, but far enough to not be touching her.

"What are you doing?" Her question was once again in a low voice. But this time it was laced with an actual warning. Shinji braced himself as he spoke again.

"Not running away."

Getting punched in the face, really, really hurts. Getting punched by the girl who looked just like another girl who used to punch you in the face all the time, somehow hurt less than he had expected it to.

"THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?" Crimson Asuka was livid. He could clearly see the rage of fire in her eyes, and for a split second, he thought he had said something he shouldn't have. But it was gone in the second it took to pick himself up from the floor, where the punch had unceremoniously thrown him. Rubbing his now achingly sore cheek, Shinji chuckled, serving to infuriate the girl even more.

"Is that it?"

Shinji suddenly found himself hoist in the air, the breath being squeezed out of him as the girl he had just taunted lifted him by his shirt, her eyes promising him death.

"I'll enjoy snapping your neck, shit-for-brains." A second after her words had dissipated into the noontime heat, Shinji felt his world turn upside down as Crimson Asuka threw him to the ground, straddling him. A right hook connected with his intact cheek, blackening his vision. More punches came. His nose cracked horribly. Blood exploded from his nostrils as the girl kept pounding into him. His face was likely going to look like a mass of bruises and blood later, but he let the girl continue until it seemed she'd had her fill. Letting her blood-drenched fists rest, she looked down her nose at him, cold ruthlessness filling her eyes.

"That enough for you, or do you feel like some broken limbs too?"

A chuckle filled the air. It was actually more of a bloody snort as Shinji started laughing on the ground. The laughing lasted until his throat decided it needed to clear some blood out of his airways. Spots of the crimson liquid found a home on the wide-eyed Asuka's face. Why in god's name was he laughing?

"And cue-..."

"And what?-ooph!" Asuka bent over double, her mind shocked as her abdomen felt a strong punch connect, briefly winding her. In her moment of weakness, Shinji pushed the winded girl off him, pinning her down by her shoulders.

"You... pathetic...urrf..." Crimson coughed as she tried to wheeze some air back into her lungs. "What kind of lowlife scum... *cough* hits a girl..."

"I should tell you. I'm a man who believes in true gender equality. I've got no problems dropkicking a girl if the situation calls for it-... GEEEH!" Shinji's quote was interrupted when the palm of Asuka's fist hit his already battered nose, throwing him off the seething female. Rolling just in time to avoid being stomped, Shinji scrambled to his feet, putting up a guard as he grinned at his opponent.

"Lowlife scum like you are the type of men I utterly despise. Who the hell would punch a girl like that!? I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT!"

A dodged punch from her, a narrowly missed uppercut from him, a graze on her face, a claw-mark on his face. Both teenagers traded blows, not giving any quarter to their opponent. The fight landed back on the ground once again, with both of them rolling around, trying to find an opening.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, THIRD CHILD!?"

"I don't know anyone with a stupid name like 'Third Child'!" Asuka screamed in response, trying to bite his neck whilst Shinji tried hard to keep her at arm's length, his bracelet dangling violently. At some point, she succeeded in biting his arm, eventually drawing blood. Shinji screamed in pain, but somehow also managed to keep a weird smile on his face, even managing to choke out a laugh.

"STOP LAUGHING AT ME!" Crimson Asuka screamed through his flesh, muffling her words.

"I can't. Not even she ever actually bit me before!"

The fighting suddenly stopped. Crimson Asuka's mouth was still wrapped onto Shinji's arm, her teeth looking all but animalistic, but she wasn't physically biting down anymore.

"She?" Muffled words again. This time accompanied by a curious look.

"Asuka, the other Asuka I mean... we used to get into fights like this all the time."

It was a strange feeling. He was explaining himself to a girl who's teeth were still firmly lodged into his forearm. But he continued regardless. He was used to strange occurrences in his daily life by now.

"She was a lot like you are now. Never was a people person. Used to get angry at the touch of a hat. And she used to take great pleasure in taking out her frustrations on me. It wasn't the happiest of times for either of us."

"Our parents work at the Artificial Research Laboratory. Both Asuka's mother and my parents. More often than not, this meant we barely ever got to see them. There was a time Asuka didn't see her mother for a whole year. And to an eight year old, that didn't do much good to her."

At some point without realizing it, Crimson Asuka had let go of Shinji's arm, a trickle of blood dribbling down her lip. But she just sat there, listening to him.

"She used to get angry, a lot. A few times her mother had to apologize to my parents when I'd turn up looking like I'd been put through a blender. There was a time Asuka had to be kept away from me, for my own safety."

"But I always knew. I knew she wasn't hitting me, or hurting me because she hated me. She just wanted to vent, she wanted to let the world know she was angry, and hurt, and alone. Alone except for one friend." Shinji cracked out another smile. "Me."

"I know you're not the same as her. You come from a world far more broken, from a past that's scarier than any horror movie I've ever seen. There's just no comparing the two, with what little I know about you and the others. But..." Shinji lightly nudged her shoulder with a fist. "Instead of bottling it all up, if you ever need to vent, come see me. A few scrapes and bruises are nothing this little thing can't fix."

At his words, his bracelet lit up. Both of their injuries started to glow with an odd, eerie, but somehow warm and comforting green light, before fading away, taking the pain with them. Standing up, he offered her his hand.

"I'm sorry for hitting you. I wasn't doing it with malicious intent."

Crimson stared at the hand for a moment, before laughing. A true laugh, without any of the mirth, ruthlessness or hate she had displayed before. Taking the hand, she stood up and turned around, hiding her face from him.

"You're... really weird. Like, super masochistic kind of weird."

"I've heard. Mainly from the two male idiots I call friends."

"But even so. This wasn't a... bad little chat."

"She calls that a 'chat'?" Shinji thought grimly to himself as he watched her walk away. She stopped as she reached the door to the roof.

"Oh, and one more thing." She turned to face him, smiling. A smile that mirrored the warm smiles he had seen the other Asuka displaying lately.

"Shinji, you taste pretty good. I think I'll take you up on more of our little chats in the future..." She winked as she walked through the door lading down from the roof.

Shinji, for his part, was wondering what kind of monster he had managed to unleash on himself once again. He was going to have to cover his whole body in fish oil at some point.
 
Chapter 15 - Inferno
He hadn't been ready.

The plan to calm down Crimson had gone well. A little too well. He thought that after letting loose and venting her frustrations, Crimson might be a little more interactive and less hostile towards them all.

But it was not to be.

Beep Beep Beep Beep

His alarm was ringing. He wanted to turn it off. Most other days, all he had to do was reach over and tap the snooze button. But today, he was having some difficulty doing anything like that.

"Okay Shinji, lets actually use that brain for once and figure this out on our own." Shinji gritted his teeth as he tried to loosen his arms, which were currently tied to something at the top of his bed. He dared not look at what was tying his hands up, as it felt soft and cottony, with a slight sense of elasticity. He knew damn well what that was without even looking at it. He knew exactly who they belonged to as well.
The culprit to this dastardly scheme was currently snoozing on top of him. A familiar view of orange hair was obscuring most of his vision and he could feel the chest of the girl respirating on top of him.

Said girl sleepily reached over, picked up the alarm clock with a smile and threw it violently against the wall. This wasn't the first time the clock had met such a demise. It seemed to be every other day it was seemingly destroyed, only to be put back together again by the bracelets. Normally by Asuka as a way of apologizing for breaking it in the first place.

The offending girl today wasn't Asuka though. Even though she felt like Asuka, looked like Asuka and smelled like Asuka, the girl currently lying on top of him, returning to a comfortable position after ending the life of an innocent timekeeping device, was none other than the same girl that was biting his arm the day before, after beating the literal crap out of him.

Why in God's name was Crimson in his bed!?

Why was she lying on top of him!?

Where in God's name was her shirt!?


These and similar questions were currently racing through his mind, one of which was wondering why he was also topless, but a thought suddenly occurred.
If he was the type of unfortunate soul to encounter misfortune no matter what, he was expecting Asuka to slam open his door any second now and-

"CRIMSON!"

Yup, here we go.

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING IN MY ROOM!"

"You don't taste as good as Shinji though."

"Oh my god, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?"

He couldn't tell if Crimson was insinuating what he thought she was just to drive Asuka crazy or that she had actually gone and bitten Asuka in her sleep.
Honestly, he sure as hell didn't really care for the answer. He just wanted to wake up to a peaceful morning for once. Was that too much to ask?

"I thought you hated him!?"

"I hate the ghost." Crimson was referring to Shinji's doppelganger who had been haunting their residence for the past few days. God only knew where he was right now though. Asuka was fuming as she took in the sight of the two teenagers lying on top of each other, topless. Crimson was smirking, directing her taunt to her lookalike that was all but ready to detonate.

"You… You need to get off him!"

"I'll be sure to get him off alright."

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID, SKANK! GET. OFF. HIM!"

"Why don't you make me?"

"Because you scare the crap out of me, you shameless psychopath!" Asuka gritted her teeth as she tried to think of a way to vocalise that without getting her face shoved into a toilet.

"If I may have an opinion…"

"No Shinji. You need to shut up and let the girls talk."

"Sure, why not, let's all be late for school, that'll be even more fun." Shinji closed his eyes again, resigning himself to his fate as Crimson turned back to Asuka.

"You can either accept that this is going to be a thing from now on or we are going to have a lot of problems."

"You're supposed to be me right?" Asuka said through gritted teeth.

"Apparently. A slightly more educated version maybe."

"Then you already know my answer." Asuka put her bracelet arm out, showing the two residing in the bed her palm, a small ball of crackling energy charging in front of it, her face contorted with rage.

In the blink of an eye, Shinji had jumped out of the bed, placed his palm on the raging girl's own, cancelling out the magical science.

"Shinji, what the hell!?"

"Can we please not blow up my room again?"

"Ha, you tell her Shin-" Before she could finish, Shinji placed a finger on his free hand on Crimson's lips.

"...and that's enough out of you. I get that you two don't have to be nice to each other, but can we at least avoid having a fight all the time?" His eyes held a steely glow as his gaze jumped between the two of them.

"I care for you both and I don't want anybody to get hurt."

A strange, awkward silence fell over the room before Shinji turned bright red, quickly removing his hands.

"Please don't kill me."

Both girls looked at each other nervously, both tinged with a blush.

"I… uh…" Asuka gulped before turning to the door. "...need to finish my toast." She quickly departed.

"I should probably find my shirt…" Crimson was next to beat a hasty retreat. Suddenly Shinji was alone in his room, confused.

"...am I not dead?"

Before he could formulate an answer to his rhetorical question, Misato's head poked around the door, looking just as confused as he felt.

"Why did both Asuka's come out of your room? And why was one of them topless?" All he could do was look at her, looking completely lost.

"I… don't know?"

Somehow, everyone managed to leave the house on time. The awkward silence from earlier hadn't yet dissipated, meaning Shinji was cramped between the two girls on a busy train with nobody making eye contact. It was almost a relief when they made it to school and he could rest his head on his school desk.

"The days just started, why do you look like hell?" Kensuke had apparated by his desk, looking concerned.

"How do you unawkward something Ken?" Shinji mumbled into the wood he was resting on.

"What did you do?"

"I wish I knew…"

"Very helpful Shinji."

The classroom door opened, with the regular and nuclear Asuka's walking in together, along with a Misato that looked as exhausted as Shinji felt. The two students wandered over to their respective desks as their homeroom teacher made a feeble attempt to address the class.

"Okay ladies, gentleman… and Toji."

"Hey!"

"I have yet another transfer student to introduce to you all today."

"How have we not run out of seats yet?" Shinji mumbled, still face-planting his desk.

"Is it another hot girl?"

"No Toji, is it not."

"Thank god…"

The whole class turned to face the gangly, tracksuited teenager, shock rippling through everyone's face. Even Shinji had raised his head to stare at him, wiggling his very raised eyebrows.

"What?"

"It's not a hot girl and you're… happy?" Kensuke looked utterly dumbfounded. "Hikari, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but he might be into dudes now."

The class president buried her head into her arms.

"Where did I go wrong?!" She wailed. Shinji wasn't a hundred percent sure if she was putting it on or not.

"Guys! Relax! All I'm sayin' is that I don't think I can survive anymore of Shinji's girlfriends."

"There's certainly some wisdom in that." A nod from Kensuke and the majority of the class.

"WE'RE NOT HIS GIRLFRIENDS!"

"Asuka… really? Really?"

"I'm technically his fiancé…" Rei piped up, raising a hand.

"I wouldn't mind being his master…" Crimson snuck a sly grin to her neighbour. Mana on Shinji's other side grabbed his arm, pulling it tight and in between her ample bosom.

"Forget her Shinji. You can be my master."

A loud bang suddenly made everyone jump. Misato had hit the chalkboard behind her hard to get everyone's attention. Shinji couldn't have thanked her enough.

"Guys. Transfer Student. Shush."

She motioned towards the open door, beckoning whoever was standing in the hall to come inside.

"I want you to treat him nice. And I promise he won't blow up the school... You won't blow up the school, right?"

"I can honestly say the idea never came to mind." The silver-haired male finished writing his name on the board before turning around to face the class. Oooh's and aah's came from some of the girls who found their new classmate attractive.

Shinji noticed something a little different about him.

Specifically the fact that he had crimson eyes.
Just like Rei did. Or at least one of them.

Smiling politely, he began his introduction.

"My name is Kaworu Nagisa. I look forward to our time together."



"KAWORU WHAT!?"

"Gendo, calm down."

"NO!"

"Should I go get some ketamine?"

"Kyoko, what the hell?"

"HE'S SEELE'S POSTER BOY! HE WON'T JUST BLOW UP THE SCHOOL, HE'LL NUKE IT!"

The Artificial Research Laboratory, Crisis Command Center.

Gendo Ikari had called an emergency meeting, directing everyone to their posts before explaining to his impatient wife who this new transfer student really was. Half the story at least.

"Gendo, you still haven't told me, putting the nukes aside for a moment, what kind of a threat he actually is."

A grim silence descended upon the man until he finally found the words he could use to effectively describe what they were dealing with.

"As you know with the Mana Kirishima incident, Seele found a way to get their hands on some of our technology. I don't know if its a spy in our midst, or once again Satsuki forgot to disconnect from Twitter-ing on the external networks, but thankfully what data they have is old and somewhat obsolete."

"However, thanks to our own spy, we know that they took that data as a foundation and were able to come up with a bracelet all on their own. That's where Miss Kirishima's bracelet came from when we analysed it. Not only that but they managed to take a step in their own direction, without any regard to ethics and human experimentation…" He pushed the bridge of his glasses back up his nose, sighing.

"This new boy. As far as I'm aware, instead of having to wear a bracelet, actually has a form of the technology embedded inside of him."

"You must be joking…"

"I'm quite serious Yui. The kids are only 'deities' with the bracelets on, but this Kaworu. He is a literal walking god and from what I've been told, has no limiters on his abilities, unlike our kids who can be locked-out should someone go spontaneously insane."

"...I wouldn't put that past Asuka." Yui mumbled, much to Kyoko's chagrin.

"Instead of worrying about my daughter's sanity, should we not be coming up with a counterplan in case the new student does decide to go and kill everyone he sees?"

"That's the whole reason we're here. So tell me ladies, any ideas?"



"So that's the gym. Not my favourite place on the campus, but compulsory education, whatcha gonna do, right?"

"I heard there is a pool too. Is that in a different area?"

"That's right, it's on the roof of the main school building."

Thanks to the powers that be and Misato insisting that she had one of her imaginary staff meetings to attend to, Shinji had the colossal responsibility of guiding the new student around the school. She could have picked any number of the girls in his class fawning over his silver hair and chiselled jawline, but no. Shinji was a slave, both in the home and at school too.

Not that he minded. Kaworu seemed polite enough and was soaking in everything Shinji said like a sponge. His eyes were hijacking Shinji's curiosity but he didn't know how to bring it up without making things weird. He'd had enough of an awkward day going on as it was.

"Is there something on my face? You appear to have found something of interest, Shinji Ikari."

"Oh! Uh… No no no... and you can just call me Shinji by the way. Full names make things way too formal for me."

"I understand. Though is there something that's caught your eye?"

He was smiling in a way that suddenly made Shinji feel very bashful. One wrong word and the yaoi fangirls were going to go ape.

"Okay, so… You've met Rei right? Rei Ayanami?"

"Which one?"

"Oh yeah, that's right, there's two of them now… Um, the one with the- ahem… Red eyes?"

"Ahhh, I see now." Kaworu laughed, easing Shinji's tension slightly. Now that he thought about it, he never once questioned Rei about why her eyes were red either. Maybe it was because he had know her for so much longer that he'd become used to it?

"Well, I'm not sure about our classmate. But I was born with some sort of eye infection that dyed the irises with blood. Thankfully the infection was prevented and I managed to retain my sight, but reverting my eyes to their natural color would undoubtedly be an extremely difficult process. One that carries too much risk and may end up robbing me of my sight."

"That makes sense. I'm sorry if it said anything awkward. And your eyes are fine as they are. It just made me realize that there's a lot about the world I don't understand yet..."

"You're welcome to ask anything at all Shinji. If I can help in any way, I'll be glad to do it."

That answered his burning question, but also made Shinji curious about Rei once more. Maybe she had a similar problem with her eyes as a child? She had spent a lot of time in the hospital when she was younger, so it wasn't totally outside the realms of possibility.

A few metres away from the duo, camouflaged in a way that could respectfully be called terrible, Asuka, Crimson, Mana and the two Rei's were spying on their conversation. Along with most of the other girls in the class dotted around the area.

"I don't like this."

"They could just be having a friendly conversation Asuka."

"They're practically holding hands Mana."

"I don't like this either." Crimson growled. "I'm going over there-"

"No you are not!"

"You don't get to tell me what to do, you second-rate imposter. Nobody steals my things away from me."

"Yesterday you hated him. Then you bit him and then apparently woke up this morning crushing him in your boobs. Like, what's going on with that exactly?" Mana was glaring at Crimson with a look somewhere between envy and a pout.

"He's entertaining. He doesn't come with the emotional baggage of the apocalyptic world. He's a great cook and the Shinji from my world is both broken-"

"Dead." Rei II helpfully pointed out.

"That and helped destroy the world. And sure, I died too, but I realized something from my trip through Instrumentality."

"That you're a future yandere?" Asuka cast a sidelong glance at her twin.

"Very funny. More that I died focusing on the wrong things. I've got a chance at a normal life now and the first thing I want out of it is to redo that kiss!" And with that, Crimson bolted towards the two boys, with Mana in hot pursuit.

"Did she say kiss?" It was Rei's turn to look jealous. Rei II looked at her own twin looking confused.

"What's a kiss?"

"Umm… well… it's…" Asuka decided to leave a furiously blushing Rei with her doppelganger to explain her way out of the hole she'd dug herself into and tore off to chase after the chaos that was about to unfold.

"Shinji! Watch your six!" She bellowed, causing the teenage boy to jump out of his skin, turn around, freak out for a second time after seeing the barrage of girls sprinting towards him, offer a hasty goodbye to Kaworu and then proceeded to run for his life.

"You idiot! Why did you open your stupid mouth!" Crimson yelled over her shoulder. All Asuka could offer in response was to stick out her tongue.

"Eh, whatever. It's always fun to chase your prey anyway." Crimson muttered with a smile.

Shinji, on the other hand, was panicking. He had no idea where to run, so he was pelting it towards the main building of the school, determined to find a door. Any door.
Eventually, he found a door, somewhere on the second floor of the building, belonging to what looked like an abandoned classroom.

"Great. Now where can I hide myself." He looked around the room until his eyes came across a relatively big cardboard box.

He grinned, his face resembling a mischievous fox.



"Where did he go!?"

"He's getting real good at not being caught…"

Crimson and Asuka respectively had burst into the room of Shinji's last known location. The other girls had split up to look in other places, leaving the two most likely to kill one another alone together.

"I don't see anyone in here…" Asuka was tired of searching. They had up-ended the school looking for the bastard in their measly lunch-break time but it wasn't long until it was time to go back to class.

"He owes me a bento. I don't care if I skip class, I'm finding him and throttling him until he coughs up my katsu bento!"

"I wouldn't be too partial to anything he coughs up but whatever. And what about that kiss?"

"Oh, that's happening. I just haven't decided if its before or after I eat. I'm pretty freaking hangry."

"Ugh, whatever…"

Shinji could hear the two girls creeping closer to his hiding place and was genuinely starting to get worried about getting caught. Rather, what they were going to do to him if he did get caught.

Granted, he'd thought using Metal Gear tactics to escape sounded good in his head, but when did reality ever go as well as it did in video games?

"He's gotta be in here somewhere. We've checked everywhere else…"

"I still can't believe you went into every men's toilet we passed… Everyone's going to think we're perverts…" Shinji came this close to gasping in surprise at the revelation that Crimson had probably given half the male population of the school a heart attack.
He almost went into cardiac arrest himself when Asuka crouched down, her striped-red panties in view for a split-second, right in front of his cardboard box and peeked through the hole on the side, locking eyes with him.

It was hard to tell who was the more surprised. Both teenagers had an expression akin to looking electrocuted. Asuka looked like she was about to open her mouth and say something when Crimson suddenly shouted from the other end of the room.

"Where the hell is he!? Anything over your side?"

Asuka squinted through the hole, giving Shinji a meaningful glare, before responding.

"Nothing over here. Look, lunch breaks over. We can kill him when he gets back to class."

"Ugh… fine."

Crimson opened the door to the abandoned classroom violently before stomping away. Asuka waited a moment before whispering to the box.

"You owe me for this, stupid Shinji."

He definitely owed her. He also really didn't want to go back to class right now.



"WHERE WERE YOU!?"

"I went outside the school for a quick second, I had to get something!"

"LIES! I WANTED MY BENTO!"

"It's inside your desk, moron!"

"IT IS NOT-oh shit, it is…"

"Oh my god…"

"But still! You owe me a kiss for making me waste my lunch break searching for you!"

"A kiss!? WHAT!? WHY!?"

Crimson and Shinji continued to bicker whilst the rest of the class looked on. Some were giggling at the romantic comedy scene playing out in front of them. Those with the bigger testes were wolf-whistling, though were quickly silenced when Crimson decided to chase them with a stapler. With her twin momentarily distracted, Asuka poked Shinji's back with a pencil.

"So Crimson gets a kiss. You thought of what my reward is going to be yet?"

"I haven't agreed to anything yet!"

"You owe me a favor, remember…"

"That I do…"

It was then their afternoon periods began, with the arrival of Honekawa-sensei postponing further discussion. Shinji couldn't ever remember a time he'd been looking forward to almost an hour of their wizened teacher's droning but with any luck, Crimson would fall asleep and leave him be for a while.

"Hey Shinji."

Of course, Crimson and Asuka weren't the only girls he had to deal with. Mana was tugging on his shirt from the seat to his left.

"Can I ask you for a favour?"

"Is it going to hurt?"

"What? No." She rolled her eyes. "I need you to come with me somewhere after school. Alone."

"That's easily the most suspicious thing you could have said... Sure, why not. Might give me a break from the Soryu twins."

"That's what I was thinking." She giggled sweetly. After their afternoon period classes were over, Mana dragged him out of the class before Asuka or Crimson could get a word in. Sprinting at breakneck speed, Shinji was beginning to wonder where exactly she was kidnapping him to this time.

"Here we go!"

"A bookstore? Is it real? Or is it one of those camouflaged BDSM shops?"

"What do you take me for?! Sometimes I want people to think I have a normal hobby from time to time!" Taking him by the hand, Mana dragged him inside. Shinji's eyes were darting everywhere, making sure he wasn't about to walk into a trap.

Surprisingly, everything about the shop looked normal. Mana had wandered over to the light novels, picked up the latest Monogatari story and was lost to the world. Before Shinji decided to join her, he'd spotted a small in-store café. Deciding to buy two lattes, he brought the steaming takeout cups over to hallucinating bookworm and offered her one.

"Thank you Shinji!"

"No problem. Did you just want company then?"

"Sort of. I love these books, but coming into a shop to buy them by myself was a little nerve-wracking…"

"Eh? Blowing up a school is all good, but walking into a harmless bookstore is where you draw the line?"

"It's more… I have to pretend to be normal. That's the hardest part about all of this." Her eyes never left the book she was reading. She seemed to be engrossed in the story, whilst somehow being able to have a conversation at the same time.

"From where I'm standing, you look perfectly normal to me."

"Even though you know I was a spy, now a godhand-wielding high school girl with a traumatic past and stalkerish tendencies?"

"Normal is pretty overrated anyway. You're far more interesting like this. And besides, some of that applies to me too."

"Wait, are you stalking me Shinji?!" Mana giggled, reminding him of how cute she could be when she wasn't blowing things up. "I guess I wouldn't mind, if it was you."

"I'll… keep that in mind?"

Shinji decided to read some stories too, standing next to Mana as it started to rain outside the shop. The soft pitter-patter of the rain on the windows and skylights made for a beautiful orchestra of noise as they both fantasized about the worlds they were lost in. The outside looked cold, but he could feel the faint body heat coming from Mana, mere centimeters away from his right arm. It was a very cozy feeling.

"Hey Shinji…"

"What's up Mana?"

"This is nice. Isn't it?"
 
Chapter 16 - A Mother's Embrace
The Artificial Research Laboratory was in chaos.

Alarms were blaring, scientists and security were running around wildly, areas of the complex were being locked down, it was utter pandemonium.

Gendo, Yui, and Kyoko sat in the command centre, fearing the worst. Yui looked over towards her husband, a rare look of fear etched into her expression.

"What do we do?" Her eyes looked lost. She felt her whole life coming apart at the seams. Her husband was in his traditional signature pose, as he usually was during times of crises like this. But even behind his tinted glasses, Yui could see that the man who could keep his composure in most situations was panicking. His response never came, his eyes fixated on the large monitor in front of him. Satsuki, Kaede and Aoi were sitting at their posts, barking orders.

"The MAGI are at a 32% intrusion level! Sever the network links with the outside!"

"The virus is… mutating!? Nothing we do is stopping it! Morphing the logic is having no effect!"

"Vice Director, what do we do!?"

Yui bit her lip. This was a bold move, even for SEELE. Everything they had been working on for years… All the research and data. All of it! Teetering on the knife's edge of being totally stolen away. Their contribution to not only the future of the children but to all of humanity was mere moments away from ending up in the hands of the fools that would rather see the world go to ruin.

This spectre had been haunting them for long enough. It was time to deal with the ghost in the machine.

Yui whipped out her phone, speed dialling a number in the swift action it took to get from phone to ear.

"Misato, bring the kids. I want them to do some ghostbusting."



"I love your mother, I really do… But her references are showing her age. And in doing so, it's making ME feel old!"

"I hate to break it to you Misato but the chicken that represents your life is no longer in it's Spring. If anything, I'd say the first leaves that drop in the Fall are a better representative than-… HEY!" Asuka's scathing remarks were rudely interrupted by Misato's swerving Alpine taking the inclines of the road as ramps.

"I've never seen the Fast and Furious movies but I'd stop Asuka, before we start to reenact them-… gurghhh!" The car landing back on its wheels managed to shock the air out of Shinji before he had a chance to delicately finish his sentence. His lunch was threatening to paint the car interior with bile and judging from the hue on Asuka's face shifting slowly to a greenish colour, she wasn't far behind.

"Anymore smartass comments and I'll show you my drifting skills next, Asuka." Misato grinned evilly. The ride back to the Artificial Research Lab was significantly quieter after that.

Rolling into the lab's underground car park, Misato had the kids up the command centre as quick as possible, give or take a few detours and consulting a technician for directions.

"You've been here how many times Misato!? God, I'm so embarrassed…"

"Yeah, thanks for all your help Asuka, you've been here before too!"

"All of once! Why on earth would the Ikari's make this place a labyrinth? How do they ever find their way around this place?"

Skidding into the command centre, all three of them panted, desperately trying to get some oxygen into their lungs. Yui grinned weakly at the dramatic entrance.

"Glad to see you eventually made it."

"No problem at all. But if I may make a request, can someone give me a map? Would be really useful to get these guys here as quickly as possible." Misato wheezed. Shinji spotted a familiar blunette standing behind his mother.

"Rei! When did you get here?"

"I had to do some testing, so I left school early…" Rei looked at him, almost pouting. "Did you even notice I had gone?"

"Well, I…" His words had magically chosen that moment to not appear out of thin air.

"It's not even the end of lunch break, you could've been in the bathroom! You were right there with us up until the bell rang at the end of last period. You've been here like… thirty minutes before we got here!" Asuka, still trying to catch her breath, came to his rescue. The two girls glared at each other.

"MAGI intrusion is at seventy percent! Vice Director, whatever you're planning, you better get them to it asap!" Satsuki bellowed from her workstation. Shinji and the others could now see that things were a lot more serious than they realised. All the technicians looked incredibly stressed, the large monitor was filled with warnings and errors. Shinji saw 'MAGI' and what looked like a slowly filling graph pulsing red splashed across the screen.

"Wait, is this…?"

"SEELE." His father grunted his overly large desk. His eyes were fixated on the screen. Shinji had never seen him look so serious.

"Mom, what's going on?"

"You heard your father. SEELE have decided to play a game with us. And if we lose, it threatens the future as we know it." Shinji noticed his mother was also struggling not to scowl at the monitors above them. Things were much worse than he thought.

"In order to combat and resolve the situation, we need you three to help us." Yui suddenly had a tablet in her hand, rapidly scrolling through the data. "Your bracelets will be key, but unfortunately, we can't just wave them and hope this situation will go away. So, in order to use them effectively, we're going to be sending you into the MAGI itself in order to defeat the virus."

There was a long silence at the end of her explanation. Asuka and Shinji looked at each other for a moment before returning their gaze to the lead scientist of the Artificial Research Laboratory.

"…wut?"

"I think she means we're going into a virtual reality… Right Auntie?" Rei's voice piped up in the distance, standing next to Gendo's desk.

"Well done Rei, that's right."

"Wait, VR? Like with those headsets? Ooh, I've always wanted to play Beatsaber…"

"No Asuka. It's not going to need a headset. But I suppose it wouldn't be too far off to call the experience a game…" Yui lifted her eyes from the tablet and glanced up at them.

"Misato, can you take them to the VR room? I've sent a map to your phone. Yes, yes, I know, you're welcome. Actually…" Yui suddenly looked thoughtful. "Get them into their plug suits first. I feel like they're going to need them."
Ignoring Misato's cheer of finally getting hold of a way to navigate the maze that made up the facility, Asuka and Shinji looked at each other again in confusion.

"What's a plug suit?"



"You have got to be kidding me…"

"They're a bit…"

Both Shinji and Asuka were holding the answer to the question that had bugged them all the way from the command centre. Misato hadn't said a word. Instead, she had been content to irritate them with giggles. Rei hadn't said anything either, but both Shinji and Asuka noticed the wild blush that had threatened to consume her face.

Now they knew the reason for it. A bright red suit made from what felt not too far from latex was dangling from Asuka's outstretched hand. Holding it as though it was made from the excrement of animals, Asuka looked at Misato, aghast.

"Please tell me this is some sort of sick joke."

"Unfortunately not Asuka. Some of the experiments here require a suit that has a bunch of cutting-edge technology in them. I don't know how they work exactly, but trust me, they're important."

"But… WHY!?" Asuka raged out the last syllable. "It looks, and there's no other word for it, kinky! And not in a good way!"

Misato let out a hearty laugh. "I can't totally disagree with you there. If you have a problem with the design, you'll need to take it up with the guys that run this place."

"Rei, you not going to put yours on?" The blunette was looking very anxious, her blush not having yet dissipated yet.

"For the purpose of the experiments, I never questioned it before but…" She looked nervously at Shinji. "But… I share Soryu's sentiment. Wearing it in front of Shinji is going to be… difficult."

"Oh for the love of…" Misato walked towards the girls, suddenly grabbed them both by the waist and plopped them both on each shoulder.

"MISATO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

"Miss Katsuragi, please, this is embarrassing!"

"If we wait until you guys are ready to do this, SEELE will kill us all. Oh, and Shinji?" Misato nodded towards the men's changing room. "When you do put on the suit, make sure you press the button on your left wrist. That'll match the form of the suit to your measurements. I know it looks a bit oversized now, but it'll fit, trust me."

With that, the three girls disappeared, the sounds of indignation getting quieter. Shinji sighed and looked at the blue and white suit in his hand. There was no avoiding it. He wandered over to the door of the men's changing room, but not before he heard an embarrassed scream come from the ladies.

"I MIGHT AS WELL BE NAKED!" He heard Asuka rage. That didn't bode well for his own suit. Stripping off his clothes, he debated about wearing his underwear. His initial instinct was yes but maybe it might cause problems?

Shaking his head and realizing that they never got any instruction about it, he decided to keep his boxers on. For emotional support if nothing else.
It was a lot baggier than he had expected. Pulling the strangely rubbery material over his shoulders, it felt more like a clownish fat suit than something used for cutting-edge science. He did notice some bits on the suit that looked like they might be sensors, including the bright red jewel looking object on his chest. The suit also came with what looked like sensors to put in his hair, almost like the hair accessories Asuka liked to wear.

After sorting them out and making sure the suit was on as best as possible, he looked at his left wrist.

"Is this it… WOAH!" A sound like air being sucked up a vacuum suddenly hissed all around his body. The suit rapidly compressed around him, clinging to his skin all over. It wasn't uncomfortable, but the material felt odd to him. He'd never worn anything like this before.

It really was as skintight as Asuka's cry earlier had made it out to be. Suddenly getting an uncomfortable thought, he looked down at his gentleman's area, aware that any kind of thoughts that would set that off would be visible from a mile away. Grimacing at the reality, he promised himself to only think clean thoughts when he saw Asuka and Rei.

It was hopeless. It had been approximately a nanosecond before he covered his groin in the presence of his two suited comrades. Rei was wearing a pure white suit that accented absolutely everything and Asuka was very much the same but in a completely red outfit. At least in their school uniforms, you couldn't tell immediately but in the plug suits, Asuka clearly had a size advantage in the breasts department. Rei had a rump that put her back in the competition easily, but they both also had a significant feature around their groin areas that reminded Shinji very much of the toes of an animal that you would usually find crossing deserts.

"Yeah, yeah, get it out of your system." Asuka grimaced, well aware that Shinji had been trying his best not to look like he was looking. "We can see your leaning tower of Pisa attempting to wave hello, we're not blind either."

"Wait, what? What tower?" Rei squinted at Shinji, scanning him over until she reached the lower half. "Oh… Ohhhh…"

It was time to get the party back to the command centre.

"Oh my, they look even better than I thought they would!" Yui Ikari beamed at seeing the three suited-up teenagers return.

"With all due respect Vice Director, it feels a bit… revealing…" Asuka nervously glanced all over herself. She'd been fighting the urge to clobber Shinji the whole way back but decided not to out of pity. The poor guy basically waddled back whilst trying his best to cover the silhouette of his unmentionables. All the blood in his body seemed to have gone to his face thankfully, so she left his punishment to mother nature to dole out.

"I understand it's not the most fashionable thing in the world, but it does really help us out with the science side of things." Yui smiled weakly. "Also, you can just call me Ikari y'know. Or even just Yui. Or even Auntie, like Rei does! It feels weird hearing Vice Director from you guys…" Something resembling the shadow of a pout flickered across the lead scientist's face.

"Yui come on. You're running the show here, it's not a surprise she has no idea how to refer to you." A familiar voice echoed from one of the workstations across the command centre. Asuka's eyes immediately lit up, woes about her suit completely forgotten.

"Mama!" Asuka ran over to her mother, grabbing her in a big hug. It was a surprise to see the blonde scientist out of her lab. Shinji couldn't remember the last time he had actually seen Kyoko Soryu. He'd been convinced that she had become a permanent sort of hermit down there, texting colleagues for food deliveries and forgetting to have regular showers. But the woman that greeted them looked as fit as a fiddle and perfectly hygienic, if a little sleepy.

"Sorry it's been a while, my little Asuka! These guys keep me pretty busy!"

"I hate to interrupt this touching reunion but…" The burly voice of a troubled Gendo Ikari boomed from his desk, before-

"MAGI Intrusion at eighty-five percent! Guys, do something!" The tech team seemed to be at their wits end keeping the intrusion at bay. Kyoko returned to her terminal, apologizing to her daughter.

"I'm sorry Asuka but I need to help them. Let Auntie Yui fill in the rest!"

"She's right." Yui Ikari once again took up the reins of the operation. "Misato, take them to the VR room. I'll be in communication when you get there. And guys…" She looked at the three kids, worry clouding her face. "Please, be careful in there."



The VR room looked very familiar. To Shinji and Asuka, it was the room where they first discovered what exactly it was that Shinji's parents were experimenting with. The bare room with nothing inside but white walls was back.

"However, this room is not the same. It's been extensively tuned and refitted with mechanisms that can extend its length and width, as well as provide safety. Unfortunately, Misato can't join you in there until she gets her own plug suit-"

"I'M GETTING A PLUG SUIT TOO!?" Shinji and Asuka both mentally agreed that their guardian and teacher sounded way too excited with that bit of information.

"…-so she will be monitoring you both via a smaller control centre over there. Unfortunately, I don't have the time to give you all a briefing so we're going to be explaining things to you on the fly. We'll be launching the experiment in ten seconds. Brace yourselves!"

On his left, Rei looked nervous. Suddenly she yelped in surprise. Shinji had gently started to hold her hand.

"It's going to be alright Rei."

She had participated in a fair few experiments at the lab, helping Auntie and Uncle. But this one felt a lot more overwhelming. The future of the lab was at stake and she didn't want to mess up. She squeezed Shinji's hand gently in return, thankful for the reassurance.

"Yeah. It'll be okay… I think."

Shinji suddenly felt his other hand being clasped. Turning his head, he saw Asuka looking straight ahead at one of the blank walls.

"You better not forget about me Shinji. It's not just Rei you need to look after." She was trying not to show anything, but her face was slightly tinged red. Smiling, he squeezed her hand too.

"Yeah. I don't want to let anything happen to you either."

"Good! Then let's go kick this thing's ass and go home!"

"T-MINUS 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, START!"

The world around them erupted into a kaleidoscopic abstract flurry of colours. The three teenagers awed at the world around them, looking as though they had dived headfirst into a radiant galaxy. Shinji was immediately reminded of a school trip to the planetarium a long time ago. However, what they were seeing now was making that experience pale in comparison. It wasn't long before the lightshow around them ended and they were suddenly greeted with the sight of-

"Wait, is this our classroom?"



"I brought them, Vice Director." The voice of a man who looked to be in his early 30s appeared in the command centre.

"Ah, Kaji! It's good to see you again!" Yui Ikari glanced over at him, noting the ponytail that forever irked her was still present. Behind the smiling man were two girls. Crimson, with her ever present scowl was glaring at Yui. The scientist could understand why the Asuka lookalike usually had an angry disposition but it always felt like she done something to the irritated teenager personally.

Standing at a comfortable distance away from the angry redhead, Rei II had also joined them, with a curious expression. To her, especially with the large gaps in her memory, this must feel like the first time standing in a facility like this, Yui reasoned to herself.

"I just hope it isn't going to bring back any unpleasant memories, especially at a time like this." She thought to herself.

"So why are we here... And what the hell are they wearing!?" Crimson had spotted the monitoring window on the huge display in front of everyone. On it, she could clearly see Shinji, Asuka and Rei in their plug suits.

Yui suddenly realised why the girl looked ready to boil water with her face. Crimson's eyes raged with the fire of a supernova. On the day that Shinji had brought Crimson home, alongside the amnesiac Rei and the creepy ghost, they had all been wearing similar suits. Asuka's suit was an almost perfect recreation of the one that Crimson had worn from her own world. And it was no coincidence either.

Yui and the rest of the scientists had analysed the suits from the mysterious other world and had realised that they did indeed contain useful functions, such as life support and various other sensors that gave real-time monitoring abilities to many of the body's functions. They had been deemed useful and became an integral part of the experiments.

In the beginning, Yui hadn't been overly ecstatic using them. Using technology from a world that sought to basically destroy itself wasn't chiming with her moral compass. But the logic in her scientifically geared brain won out in the end. After all, any tool could be used for good, not just evil.

But she had completely forgot about what it might do to the mental stability of the teenagers from the destroyed world. Judging from Crimson's expression, it was about to rain blood-

"ARE YOU JOKING!? PLUG SUITS!? WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS HIDING A GODFORSAKEN ANGEL IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT TOO?"

"No! We just need them to- "

"TO WHAT!? No, don't even say it! I've heard this schtick before! Giant, soul-powered robots, fighting messengers of God but actually… no! Vessels, to initiate a world-ending apocalypse, all to resurrect a dead wife and stick it to some Illuminati dickheads and turn all of humanity into some giant Haunted-Mansion style blob in the sky where EVERYONE gets to see all of your secrets and memories. The fucking janitor in that world from my old school has memories of me getting off to the translucent baka and god forbid I can't bloody look him in the eye in this one! Everyone's dead, the sea's blood red, Ayanami's fucking face just chilling in it, grinning at the fucking moon, not to mention being the size of one. And you know what…" The temperature of the room was Arctic. No one dared breath as Crimson slowly but purposefully walked up to Gendo Ikari.

"It was All. Your. Fault."

No one knew what kind of expression lay behind the orange-tinted spectacles of the Commander. His signature pose suggested a sense of stoicism, but under the façade, Yui knew that Gendo Ikari, the leader of the Artificial Research Laboratory, the man who braved facing off against the likes of SEELE, was absolutely freaking out.

"I do believe this is the first time we've met, Miss…"

"Crimson! I may share the same name as the other, but I am not the same Asuka! I am one that YOU DESTROYED! Along with an entire planet!" A long silence followed. Everyone bar a few scientists had been completely distracted by the drama unfolding in front of them. It wasn't everyday you saw the Commander being absolutely bullied by a teenager.

"Miss… Crimson. I do not know what it was like in the world you came from, I cannot possibly even begin to fathom the darkness that swallowed up the planet. We do not intend to keep secrets from you, or Rei, about what it is we do here. But I ask you to understand. We are not NERV. We don't have weapons here of any kind. There are no… Angels, to fight. The only thing that stands in our way of providing a future for the generations ahead, is SEELE. A name that I am aware you are familiar with. What we do here is research, and experiment, in order to progress humanity. Not to conglomerate it in a false sense of paradise. We defend ourselves against SEELE, not with weapons but with science. We use the tools that we develop with good intentions, including what you see the children wearing. It is not an indication that we have malicious intentions." Gendo sighed, pushing up his glasses.

"I realise that it will be nearly impossible for you to accept any of this. Anything I say about it is words echoed from a man that resembles the chaos from where you came from. So all I can do it show you the actions we take here with full transparency and…" Almost everyone in the room silently gasped in surprise. Gendo Ikari, the man with an image to maintain, had just taken off his glasses. Standing on his feet, he gave his full attention to Crimson. And bowed.

"Apologize, for the trauma you have been through. Miss Soryu-… no. Miss Crimson, I am sorry for what you have been through. And I can assure you, we are going to do anything we can to stop evil from taking root in this world and prevent another apocalypse in this one."

There was another long silence.

"I am not going to help. If that's the reason you brought me here, you can think again."

"We will not force you to do anything."

"Fine then. I'm going home."

"Asuka!" It was her mother's voice. A voice she had not heard in a very, very long time. She knew an incarnation of her mother existed here, but out of fear, Crimson had not sought her out. Her memories were painful enough.

She found herself unable to move. Frozen to the spot. She wanted to run away. To hide at the ends of the earth. She was afraid. Afraid of her memories. Afraid of that voice. Afraid of herself.

"Asuka…" Dr Kyoko Soryu took a tentative step forward. She could see the girl referring to herself as Crimson shaking all over. Another step forward. Kyoko wanted to reach out, to console the girl trapped in the throes of her own mentality, after all of the suffering. But Kyoko could see that any sudden moves would cause Crimson to flee. She'd done enough running. She needed to heal.

"Everything is all right now. Everything is going to be okay."

"You. You're…" Crimson felt her throat locking up. She hated it. She wanted to scream. To shout. To let this imposter know her place. She wasn't her real mom. But…

She couldn't bring herself to do it. Why? It was just words… Right? She couldn't even face looking at the scientist right now. A tsunami of hot, angry tears was threatening to flow and destroy her where she stood. So, she remained there, frozen in place, not sure of what to do.

Did Shinji ever feel like this?

Kyoko made it around to stand in front of the stricken girl. Worry was etched over the blonde scientist's face as she searched for the light of hope in the trauma taking over Crimson's mind. The girl's breathing was increasing in pace. She looked ready to crumble into dust at the merest touch of a light wind.

Stretching out her arms, Kyoko was about to embrace the girl, not knowing what else to do to soothe her pain. But before she could-

"You… told me… to die."

Once again, the room froze. All eyes were on the two in the middle of the command centre. Most of the people there had only heard fragments of Crimson's story. Only Yui, Gendo, Kyoko and the other children knew what Crimson was talking about.

"I…" Kyoko was lost for words. She heard what happened. The Shinji and Asuka from her world had relayed as much information that they had managed to glean from Crimson. But it still wasn't really enough to explain the sheer magnitude of what she had gone through.

"The Contact… Experiment…" Crimson could barely breath. Trickles of tears started to flow down her face. But she had long since given up trying to stop them. What did it matter anyway?

"The day I lost you, was the day I was told I was going to be an Evangelion pilot. I was proud, I couldn't wait to tell you. But truthfully, I had lost you long before that. The woman I knew as Kyoko Soryu, my mother, died the day she decided to sell her soul to those abominable creations. The only thing that was left was a husk of a women, driven mad, convinced that a stupid doll was her daughter, not the living, breathing child that begged her to get better every day. And in the end, not only did you kill yourself… But you tried to take me with you."

"That was it. From that point on, I couldn't be a normal child anymore. I had to be there for myself, because no one would. The only thing anyone ever cared about me for was piloting an Eva. Everyone except… him. And I even managed to destroy that shred of happiness too."

"Maybe… If I had been nicer to him… The world might not have ended. Maybe I could've helped him to actually save the world. Maybe part of the reason that world is now an actual hell, is because I let it happen…"

"Maybe if… If I had a mother, who was there for me, the whole way… I would've turned out better. But you… You left me. All alone. In a world full of despair and destruction. Why!? WHY!?" Tears had become sobs. Every negative emotion was coming out, aimed squarely at the woman who stood in front of her. She wanted to scream to the ends of the earth. She wanted to shout until she lost her voice. She wanted to cry until she couldn't anymore. She wanted… What she really wanted…

Arms wrapped around her. Tightly. Warm. An embrace, for the first time she could remember in forever.

"No… No… I don't…!" Crimson tried to beat away, to break free of the embrace. She wanted it so badly, but she was so angry. So sad. Miserable. She had no strength to break away. So all she could do was stand there, and sob into the chest of Kyoko Soryu. Her mother.

"I'm so sorry… I'm so sorry… Asuka." Kyoko had managed to hold back her own sobs just as well as Crimson had. Both women had let their knees collapse onto the ground, still embracing each other.

Yui Ikari looked on at them both, a paralytic agony dancing around her heart. What Crimson had gone through was exactly what they were trying to avoid. She didn't want anyone else to go through what Crimson had to suffer through. She would make sure of it.

As if to temper her determination, alarms began ringing throughout the command centre.

"MAGI intrusion at ninety percent, we have to hurry!"

"Guys, we could really use your help right about now!" Shinji's voice blared through the monitor's. Everyone looked up to see the progress of his mission with the other Asuka and Rei. Things were not looking good.
 
Chapter 17 - The Least Expected Scenario
"Shinji! Watch your back!"

An explosion rocked the school corridor. It might be VR but everything felt incredibly real. If it wasn't for Asuka's yell, he would have been thrown out of the window and onto the harsh tarmac outside. VR or not, that was going to hurt a lot.

In his hands, he held a pistol. If Kensuke were here, he'd have spent a decent amount of time being lectured on how it was an M1911, how it was one of the most famous weapons of all time and all the wars it had ever been in, ad nauseum.

To Shinji, it was a gun that fired bullets. Not that he had ever fired a weapon outside of a video game before. It felt like they were using actual bullets too, judging from all the holes in the wall from their missed shots. It was pretty loud too.

"Did they have to replicate the weapons this accurately?" Shinji thought as he ducked into an empty classroom, hot on Asuka's tail.

It all started when they found themselves plonked into their classroom after entering the VR room.

Things had become weird in short order.



"So… why the school?" Asuka looked around. When the technology the bracelets had been based on was first shown to Asuka and Shinji, one of their tasks had been to imagine a location familiar to them. She had imagined their school classroom, and the location was bringing back memories of that first time but now school was laced with a sense of danger.

"So luckily when it comes to these skirmishes with SEELE, we seem to be able to decide the place, although unfortunately, they get to decide when." Misato's voice blared out from an invisible speaker somewhere above their heads.

"The school was decided as everyone here has ample knowledge of its layout, hopefully giving us some tactical advantages-"

"Wait, Misato… what's that?" Asuka had spotted several things floating around outside of the classroom. They looked like jewels, something like rubies about the size of a human head, levitating a few feet from the ground.

They reminded Shinji of the red object implanted in his suit.

"Those would appear to be your enemies, Asuka."

They didn't look very threatening. They did make Shinji feel unnerved, almost as if he recognized them from somewhere.

"So we just have to take them out?" Asuka's bracelet glowed red and suddenly she was holding a gun. Shinji vaguely recognised the shape from a James Bond movie. A voice in his head that sounded a lot like Kensuke Aida helpfully reminded him that it was a Walther P99.

The weapon made a loud cracking noise, as deafening as he would imagine a real-life pistol to sound. Quickly followed was the sound of shattering glass as one of the classroom windows into the corridor collapsed. A bright red flash suddenly shone through the windows as one of the ruby-like objects popped out of existence.

"Really? That's it? This is gonna be easy!" Asuka grinned as she fired off her weapon a few more times. Red flashes followed her wake as she ran out of the classroom and down the corridor. Her gleeful giggling started to sound downright maniacal to Shinji and Rei.
Both had their hands to their ears, their dislike for loud noises on full display.

"Hey Misato, those bullets aren't… live ammo are they?" Shinji asked fearfully. All they needed right now is the gun-crazy Asuka to accidentally hit them with friendly fire.

"If I'm reading this right… If you get hurt in the VR world, the system is going to 'simulate' pain. In other words, it's probably going to hurt a lot but probably not as much as if you'd been shot in real life. That being said, if you receive the equivalent of what would normally be a fatal injury, the system pulls you out.
The good news is that that means infinite respawns! But we don't have a good deal of time to be working with so hopefully it won't come to that…"


"We better get after her…" Shinji glanced at Rei. Nodding back, she ran out of the classroom, Shinji following close behind.



With his ears ringing and his kill count steadily climbing, Shinji had his back pressed up against Asuka's, firing for all he was worth. His pistol was on the ground, out of ammo, with Shinji not having any time to reload it. He was currently holding an M4 assault rifle, something Asuka had summoned and thrown to him in the heat of battle.

The Rubycores (as Asuka had helpfully designated them), had multiplied ferociously. It turned out that they could fire small lasers, sort of like blasters from every space movie ever. All three had been hit at least once by one of the lasers, which stung like hell on impact, but had a slightly more emotionally distressing effect, especially for the girls.
Whenever a beam landed on target, it would melt the suit a little, revealing skin underneath. The effect normally produced a hole in the suit about the size of an adult hand. Asuka had been caught on her naval and slightly under her left breast, Rei had a couple of holes on her back and several going down her legs and Shinji had the great misfortune of having one on his left buttcheek.

Thanks to the revelation of the suit-melting weaponry, both girls had turned the insanity up to the nth degree. Asuka had been firing RPGs and grenade launchers, switching to katanas and twin daggers for close quarters combat, howling the whole time.

Rei was… wild. He was starting to think there were many layers to the red-eyed girl he still didn't know, but he certainly hadn't been expecting her to be wielding a submachine gun with one hand whilst killing close quarter enemies with a claw gauntlet on the other. He was briefly reminded of the time Rei had been showing how the bracelets worked originally, asking Shinji if he thought her armour gauntlet had been nicer than the one Asuka had summoned that day.

The memories blasted out of his head when a grenade exploded, decimating many of the Rubycores. The corridor was a mess, it genuinely looked like a warzone, with spent ammo casings, destruction and scorch marks everywhere. The Rubycores didn't leave corpses, but Shinji could almost imagine what it might look like if they had.

"Mi… Sa… To…" Asuka breathed, desperately trying to oxygenate herself. "When… does this nightmare… end…?"

"I wish I could tell you… Another wave is coming from the gymnasium to your position. You've got maybe two minutes before they're on to you…"

"Oh my GOD!" Asuka growled, checking her weapons and ammo, summoning anything that was depleted. "We've got to come up with a plan!"

It was like fighting in a zombie survival game, with waves that seemed to get more and more aggressive. They were allowed a brief respite between waves, but things seemed to get more and more challenging every time another wave started.

"What about Mom and Dad? Any bright ideas from them?" Shinji had his hands on his knees, panting after a quick reload. Rei was not fairing much better, a visible amount of sweat glistening over her face.

"They… uhhh… appear to be having a bit of a situation on their hands at the moment…"

"Wait, what!? Are they okay?"

"Uhh… don't worry about that! Your mom and dad are just having a uhh… chat with uhhh… Crimson…" Misato glanced nervously at the other monitor broadcasting the command centre. Things were looking emotional to say the least. It didn't help that she could hear everything that was going on in one ear, and also being able to hear Shinji and the others within the VR environment in the other. It was like trying to watch a soap drama with one eye and an action movie with the other. Her head was spinning. Did the Artificial Research Laboratory have healthcare that covered therapy?

Shinji and the others weren't paying attention her anymore. The next wave had started in earnest… but something was different.

"Misato!?"

On her monitors, Misato could see a humanlike form instead of the regular Rubycores. It was still the same colour, but it was unmistakeably a clone of Shinji. It was as though someone had taken their Shinji Ikari and drowned him in ruby-coloured paint.
The paint was starting to evaporate, a red misty steam rising from the clone, until it revealed a perfect replica of the Shinji they knew, complete with his regular school uniform. The most disturbing part was that it was grinning, evilly.

"Kids, you have to run! Get away from him!"

The trio didn't need telling twice. They ran from the destroyed corridor, moving towards the staircase.

"We have to get outside. Bottlenecking the cores worked for a while but they keep pincer manoeuvring us. We need more open space!" Nobody had the time to disagree with Asuka, but as they made their way to the staircase, more Shinji clones began to walk up the stairs, all with the same evil grin plastered on their faces. Shinji swore he could see a red glow from their eyes.

Two bullet holes appeared above the clones, accompanied by the sounds of the gunshots.

"Asuka, you missed!? You're like three feet away from them, how did you miss!?"

"It's harder to kill these things when they…"

"When they look like you, baka Shinji!" Asuka gritted her teeth, forcing herself to remember that these things were just clones. Not human beings, not her Shinji. Just bastardized mimics of her one and only treasure. Flipping the pin on a grenade, she lobbed it down the stairs before grabbing both Rei and Shinji's hand.

"Back past the classroom, there's another stairwell. Hopefully that one isn't overrun with bakas!" Asuka dragged them into the direction they started at, a deafening explosion in their wake.

After having made it to the other side of the school, Asuka's eyes lit up when she saw the stairwell, only to turn into fires of rage when she saw more figures slowly walking up the stairs.
This time though, they weren't clones of Shinji. A clone of herself was slowly walking towards her, alongside a few Rei clones as well. All of whom had the same terrifying smile and glowing red eyes.

"As if I needed any MORE clones of me!" Asuka snarled, pulling out her pistol and landing headshots on every clone she saw. Seeing herself get shot in the head was a weird and existential feeling if there ever was one, but seeing the core clones evaporate into a red mist was enough to bring her imagination under control.

Thankfully, there hadn't been as many clones on this side, so they still had a chance to make it downstairs.

"Guys we have to-…" Asuka spotted Shinji and Rei staring at one of the corkboards on the wall of the school corridor. They both looked terrified.

"Are you seriously doing this right now!? We have to move-…!" She spotted it. Her brain was refusing to process the demand though. The cogs in her brain had jammed, to the point where she could almost visualize the sparks trying to force them to move.

On the wall, pinned on the corkboard, was around twenty or so photos. All of Asuka. All of which could be politely described as indecent.

Changing in the school locker room. Lying in her panties and shirt at home. Several of her on the toilet, panties by her ankles. A shot from behind with her holding a towel to her front, her bare behind on display.

Various other pictures that appeared to be taken from a distance, as though with a telescopic camera. Plastered all over the wall.
Unable to process it, she walked numbly into their classroom, ready to plonk her head onto her desk and call it a day.

Her fate would have other plans. Walking into the classroom, she saw more of the same. Photos the size of posters everywhere. Stuck to the chalkboard, falling out of every desk in the room, in student planners, bags, bento boxes.
It was like a printing press of some dirty voyeur magazine had decided to set up home in their classroom.

Shinji and Rei had tentatively followed Asuka into their classroom. Asuka didn't even have the energy to shout at them not to look. Her eyes simply rolled into the back of her head and she collapsed where she stood.

"ASUKA!"

Holding the limp girl in his arms, he checked for injuries. It appeared she'd fainted from the shock. Thankfully that meant nothing had physically knocked her out but now they were down to just Rei and Shinji. Versus a whole horde of clones.

"Guys, we could really use your help right now!" Shinji yelled towards the heavens.



The command centre had suffered a lot of drama already, but what they were seeing on the monitors was catastrophic. Shinji and Rei had summoned anything they could to prop the doors and windows. The toll of using their bracelets was noticeable. One of the tech nerds had likened it to using too much mana in a video game. And now the two teenagers were running on fumes.

Yui watched opened mouth in horror as several of the clones began firing through the gaps in the defences, laser beams flying from outstretched palms. Several beams caught Rei, striking her head and suit. Her entire top half had melted away. But Shinji didn't have the spare thought capacity for boobs right now. The impact to her head had caused her to faint, and suddenly vanish out of existence. The same had happened with Asuka.

"REI! ASUKA!"

"Shinji, we've pulled them both out of the VR environment. They're alive but you have to think of some way to stop them!"

Misato's words only gave Shinji the barest hint of reassurance. What was he going to do!? He had failed them both, and he was the weakest fighter out of the three by his own admission. He was panicking and the defences were not going to hold much longer.

The pulse in his ears was starting to drown out the chaos. His thoughts were rapidly looking across his entire lifespan for anything that might help him right now. Suddenly, his thoughts focused in on a memory, from a long time ago.

~I want you to be the pilot~

Would it work? Did he have enough strength? He didn't really have much of a choice right now. It was do or die!

Thank you… Mana…


"I'm… the pilot…" Shinji whispered. His entire form began to glow with a golden light.

"Misato! What's happening to him?" Yui was yelling down the comms from the command centre.

"I have no idea…" Misato breathed, unable to take her eyes away from the monitors. "Shinji…?"

Shinji's form was almost blinding. That hadn't stopped the clones from firing, but it appeared none of the laser beams were able to touch him anymore. A forcefield had appeared in front of the boy, shielding him.

"IS THAT AN A.T. FIELD!?" Crimson was staring at the monitors too, dumbfounded. Was it possible? In this world too!?

Her words were cut short by the roar that bellowed from the monitors in the VR environment.

"I AM SHINJI IKARI, PILOT OF EVANGELION UNIT 01!"

A deafening explosion rocked the school. Smoke and debris mushroomed from the devastation, blinding everyone at the command centre.

"We need a visual, anything, please!" Yui was staring at the monitor, her heart caught in her throat. She felt just like she had when she discovered the earthquake all those years ago. The day she almost lost her little boy. Terrified couldn't begin to do justice to the roller coaster of emotions she was experiencing right now. Her husband had stood from his desk, a look of shock and bewilderment filling his face.

"Shinji!"

The smoke began to descend and fade from view. A monstrous shadow began to form. Flashes of purple and green began to make themselves seen through the clouds of dust.

Crimson looked up at the beast she had fought alongside for what felt like years, before it tore her world to shreds. Her whole body was shaking, as though electrified. Her mind wasn't believing what she was seeing. This world wasn't supposed to have them!

"Evan…gelion… Unit…01…" She whispered out loud.



The bestial form of a huge, robotic monster towered on what was once the school playing field. It made Misato think of a transformer with a purple and green paintjob. A terrifying transformer with angry looking teeth and eyes and a roar that could shatter every window for miles around.

"What the hell is that!?"

She could only watch as an army of clones piled out of the school. All of whom took a moment to stand stock still and stare up at the giant robot. All grinning maniacally.

"We've been waiting for you… Shinji Ikari."

A chorus of creepy voices echoed from the crowd of clones in unison. It was like watching a bizarre horror movie. Misato could almost laugh at the silliness of it all if it wasn't such a dire situation.

"What's the plan Shinji… What are you gonna do?" Misato stared at the giant monster glaring down on the clones. He needed to figure out his plan, fast!



He had found himself inside a cockpit of sorts. He was sat in a chair that seemed to stretch down a long tube, with controls by his hands. He'd never controlled anything in his life before, outside of video games. He had certainly never played a game that needed controlling with what looked to be two sliding joysticks. Grabbing them, he decided to at least try moving the thing first.

"Okay, here goes… WHAAAA-…!"

The entire command centre watched in horror as the giant robot took one tentative step forward, before slipping and collapsing onto the ground. It had been like watching a lamb take its first steps and falling over, except a whole lot less cute.

"He doesn't… Oh gods…! He doesn't know how to…" Crimson breathed. Kyoko looked at her daughter anxiously.

"What? What doesn't he know?"

"He has no idea how to pilot it!" Crimson was on the verge of having another mental outburst, before an idea suddenly popped into her head. It wasn't an idea she was crazy about, but if she didn't do this, there wouldn't be much of a future left for any of them.

"M-mom?"

Kyoko Soryu squeaked in surprise. She never thought the day would come that Crimson would refer to her like that. Deciding that the situation needed more focus than thinking about how cute her daughter sounded, she nodded in response.

"Yes?"

"Are there anymore plug suits around I could use?"



Shinji was hurt. Falling and hitting the ground had felt like as though it had been him who had fallen over. He didn't understand why it happened, but he was going to have serious talks with his parents about how they designed their VR experiments in the future.

Managing to get the beast back up on its feet, he was beginning to realise that he could get it to walk through a combination of the controls and his own will. It was still clunky and he was having a hard time getting used to it, especially with the damn clones swarming all over him like rabid ants!

He was managing to shake them off, but he could feel pinpricks of pain all over his body, as though the clones were trying to tear off the armour cladding the giant robot.

Stamping on them didn't seem to be doing much. For all the destroyed clones, another hundred appeared to take their place. If he could find a source for where they were coming from, he might be able to destroy that, but he had his hands full trying to keep himself upright.

"HEY BAKA! OVER HERE!"

All of the clones and Shinji turned around. What they saw was Asuka, dressed in her bright red plug suit, grinning evilly.

"Asuka!? You're okay!?"

"No you idiot." The girl's smile continued as she began to glow with a radiant light, just like Shinji had before.

"I told you." Another explosion rocked the school field. Shinji's mouth felt like it dropped to the floor as he saw what was being revealed by the dissipating smoke.

A red version of his robot was standing in front of him. It had many green eyes, scary teeth and a terrifying aura. Reminding him heavily of someone else he knew. The emerald eyes all focused on him. It looked like even the robot was grinning at him.

"Call me…"

Crimson.



Misato really needed a beer right about now. Another scary looking robot, Crimson demanding to get into the simulation, somehow able to get authorisation to use a bracelet which had almost too conveniently been ready for her.

"Almost as if they were planning to have Crimson cooperate with them eventually, eh?" Ryoji Kaji had joined her in the VR's control centre. His normally smiling visage was lost in thought, looking at the monitors.

"I wonder what would have happened if Crimson had refused to work with the lab? Kept that bracelet as a spare?"

"I doubt Gendo would try to force her into doing anything, judging from that speech earlier. Yui wouldn't have allowed him to do so anyway."

"I'm just surprised Crimson is doing this at all! You heard what she said about that world she came from. I would never have come near one of those creepy robots again if I'd been through what she had." Misato was racking her brains trying to think about what changed the young girls mind. "It's gotta be…"

"Shinji."



"It feels… just like my original one did."

Crimson found herself once again behind the wheels of EVA Unit 02. Stretching out her arm, she found her EVA's arm did the same, flawlessly.

"Okay, at least I can control this thing." She looked around at the various diagnostics around her. "Huh, that's different."

Normally in an EVA, she had an entire tech crew monitoring the Entry Plug's diagnostics, as well as readouts all around her displaying battery life, life support system status and other technobabble.
The graphs were all there but the only way she could describe them was freaking out.

Her battery life flickered through numbers so fast that it made her think of a Nixie tube clock on crack. Everything else was reading out about the same. Sod the numbers, she'd have this wrapped up in a few minutes anyway.

"Oh shit, do I have any weapons?"

No rifles and no weapon buildings to get them from.

"How about… YES!" Her shoulder pauldrons! The right shoulder opened to reveal one of her favourite toys, the Progressive Knife!

Pulling it out, she felt the familiar blade start to hum with high frequency vibrations. At least she had something! It looked like she was going to need it too.

The crowd of clones had been acting strangely for a while. Individual clones were appearing to meld with each other, almost like the reverse of a cell dividing. The process was rapidly speeding up to.

"Asu-… I mean, Crimson, can you hear me?"

So they still had inter-Eva comms apparently.

"Yes, baka. Now let me show you how a real pilot controls an EVA!"

Slamming her knife down, she aimed for the areas where the clones merging was starting to get noticeably big. The field and the school noticeably shook, as though an earthquake had ripped through the area.

Crimson's knife wasn't having much of an effect. The clones had begun melding around her blade, rapidly conglomerating before the eyes of the two pilots.

"Shit, it's happening too fast!"

"Crimson, what do we do?"

It didn't take long before all the clones had merged into something big. A colossus, standing about as tall as the Evas. Another being that Crimson was only too familiar with. Her heart almost stopped just looking at it.

"IS THAT A FUCKING ANGEL!?"

She had never actually seen this Angel before. However, she recognised its look from watching previous battle records. Before Crimson had made her way to Tokyo-3, her world's Shinji Ikari had fought the third Angel, beating it but just barely. Mostly because the dumb thing had decided to self-destruct. Looking at what was in front of her, it looked awfully similar.

"That can't be… Sachiel?!" She breathed. It looked just like what she had seen before. It had the aura of an Angel, but not quite. It felt… artificial? Like it wasn't real. Like it was more some sort of bizarre automaton.
But if it was real, or at least, very similar, the weaknesses should be the same, right?

"Shinji!"

He jumped, hearing Crimson suddenly bark over the airwaves.

"Y-yes?"

"I've fought these things before, in my world. I'm not sure if that's exactly the same thing, but it looks close enough, which means I know how to beat it."

"You do!?"

"Watch and learn!"

Unit 02 broke into a sprint, heading straight for the monstrosity. Crimson's progressive knife was ready, aiming at the sparkling red core she had destroyed countless times before. She was seemingly meters away from her target, her aim true.

A rush suddenly erupted from the ground beneath her. She had expected some form of resistance, but instead of an A.T. field like she spotted earlier, a rush of melded clones had formed a wall between her and the Angel. It was like a wall of half-formed humans, arms and legs sticking out at weird angles, heads were popping out… It was another thing that made everyone watching think of cheap horror movies.

"I don't want to rush whatever it is you guys are trying to do, but the MAGI are 98% infected. Hurry!"

Misato's cry pushed Shinji to act. There wasn't much he could do; he could barely control his… Eva. But after glancing over at Unit 02, he caught the eyes of Crimson on the communication monitors. They both nodded at each other, understanding what needed to be done.

Unit 01 clumsily started to run. From Crimson's perspective, it was like watching a toddler running towards a toy. She almost laughed at the comicalness of it all, but she needed to keep her focus sharp. She'd only have one chance at this.
Unit 01 finally reached the wall, where, instead of stopping, Shinji decided to barrel through it, ripping the wall apart and exposing the core once again.

Without thinking, Crimson willed Unit 02 to dive forward, not allowing anything else to come between her, her knife and the sparkly jewel that needed to shatter, right now.

A crack ripped through the air, followed by a deafening crashing noise.

An explosion ripped through the world, followed by darkness.



"So."

Gendo Ikari was once again sitting behind his desk. In front of him were various documents. Reports, on how SEELE had managed to infiltrate their networks and cause untold catastrophe for the past eighteen hours.

Yui Ikari was standing next to him, facepalming at the sheer stupidity of it all. She didn't have much to say to the crowd of tech crew, scientists, the kids, along with Misato and Kaji. Gendo began to clear his throat, wondering how to deal with the cretins he called comrades.

"It appears, from initial reports… That we were hacked. Quite magnificently, as you can imagine, by SEELE. You would think that it might have taken them a long time, lots of effort and patience but the truth is…"

Gendo sighed. He was considering whether this was more excruciating than losing to those idiotic men at the cult cabal.

"Someone had used the MAGI system to check social media, and not via network safety protocols. For the sake of everyone here, no names will be mentioned but the warnings about using the Internet here were for a reason. As a result, there is a huge amount of system damage done that is going to take months to repair." Gendo turned his gaze towards the desk. He kept sighing to himself, feeling himself get older with every breath.

"Why SEELE decided to use this method to insert a virus, we're not sure. Why or how it took on the forms that it did is also unknown. It's a small miracle Crimson was here to not only help us defeat the target, but to also have data that might help us in the future." Yui Ikari had taken over, giving the uncomfortable Crimson a thankful wink in the process. "Not to mention Shinji, Asuka and Rei for fighting valiantly for the defence of this facility."

The three teenagers shuffled awkwardly while receiving a round of applause. Sure, they all fought but they also got their butts kicked. It was humiliating, even though they technically won.

"Can I just ask…?" Asuka raised her hand. "The… pictures. What was… that about?"

Everyone in the command centre had just managed to forget about all the indecent images of Asuka flashing up in the VR room. Unaware of the discomfort she had just caused, Asuka continued her barrage of awkward questions.

"Why just me? Why stuff like… that? And who on earth took them!?"

"As for the who, we don't know." Yui attempted to answer the understandably distressed girl. "However…" She gestured weakly to Shinji, who almost begged his mother with his eyes to not answer the question.

Realising there was no stopping the crazy train just yet, Shinji pulled out his phone.

"Have you checked your socials today Asuka? I think… you're the one that might've been hacked…"

There was a return of the arctic freeze in the command centre as Asuka stood stock still.

"No…"

She slowly pulled out her phone, which she had neglected to look at since she had left school. There were dozens of notifications on the lock screen. Some of them, even with their short headers, had sentences that looked like warnings from her friends.

"You might want to check your timelines! I think you've been hacked!"

A message from Hikari only further brought on the dread as she opened LINE and her other social media applications. All of the lewd photography was there, just like she had seen in the VR world.

"W-why…?"

Just like she had done in the VR world, Asuka collapsed onto the ground, unconscious.

"ASUKA!" Shinji ran to the second-time collapsed teenager.

"But really though, why her?" Misato looked thoughtfully. "And if the hack was today, how could it have been Asuka? She was at school all day, the attack had already started before we even got here?"

"It obviously happened on a different day she was here. Probably a virus lying dormant until certain triggers went off…" Crimson said in a low voice, glaring daggers at her counterpart. "I can't believe she'd be someone to flaunt herself like that."

"She isn't like that! My Asuka would never do such a thing!" Kyoko glared at Crimson, coming to one of her daughter's defence. "Why would you think she'd do anything like that? It's clear that someone has been spying on her for a while now. But why would they pick her as a target?"

Crimson looked nervously away from Kyoko, feeling for the first time since arriving in this world, an overwhelming sense of anxiety and fear. There was something about being in the presence of her mother that stripped away all her anger, replacing it with a constrictive knot in her chest that made it difficult to talk. She felt like a child caught stealing cookies and instead of reacting how she normally would with out-of-control rage, she caught herself staring at her shoes.

"I-I believe the hackers might have been… attempting s-something like a penetration t-test? And Asu… She would-… w-work well as a target b-because of her links to the… lab and her… popularity… She'd be a… good… catalyst…" Crimson couldn't believe it. She was stammering. Her! Sounding for all the world like a shy bookworm, she sounded like one of the Rei's for God's sake!

Kyoko instantly realized why Crimson was reacting like this. She was the spitting image of the poor girl's mother in Crimson's past world, and she was demanding answers. Though she might not have meant it, Kyoko probably appeared intimidating and that was the last thing she wanted to do.

"Oh dear…" Stumbling over to the stricken girl, Kyoko enveloped her in a tight embrace, causing even more emotional confusion on Crimson, although she didn't altogether dislike it. Gendo sighed, adjusting his glasses as he began to address everyone once again.

"The young lady is right. SEELE will do anything and everything to disrupt and invade our operations. This has been a lesson for us all."

"We'll need to bolster our countermeasures to prevent things like this from happening again in the future." Yui glanced towards the tech team. "And maybe make sure that social media use is blocked on site for the foreseeable future..."

A collective groan echoed throughout the command centre. Breaks times were about to become excruciating. Personnel were going to have to socialize.

Before he found himself caught in the crossfire of an uprising, Shinji decided to pick Asuka up and carry her towards the medical bay. He figured that she would probably appreciate it more than waking up on the floor of the command centre. Or in his lap.



Asuka suddenly woke up, her eyes finding a cold, bare ceiling above her. She recognized it, seeing as it hadn't been the first time she'd awoken in the medical bay. Blinking her eyes a few times to shake the weariness out of them, she thought back, piecing together the memories of how she got here.

"Okay, so we went to the command centre… The revelation that indecent images of me have been hacked out of my phone and flooded on social media was discovered, ah…" She felt a wave of dizziness flood over her. That would do it. Shock on that level would make anyone crumple to the floor.

She suddenly felt her hand twitch. Not by her own power, but from the faintly warm sensation she felt wrapped around it. She marvelled at the fact that she had only just noticed it. Her head really wasn't in the game today. She had a pretty good idea who it was, clutching her hand as if to stop her from floating away.

Turning her head, Asuka's suspicions were confirmed when she saw a passed-out Shinji, his head resting on one arm, a sliver of drool dribbling out of the corner of his mouth. Bizarrely, she seemed to find it somewhat attractive. A blush flared across her face, followed by indignation. Was there anything else weird about him that she liked?! Was she about to start having strange fantasies about his scent?!

Her body froze. Oh no. She wasn't… Was she? With her internal debate in full rage about why this was/wasn't a good idea, she suddenly found herself inches away from the top of Shinji's head.

"No no no no no, stop... stopstopstopnononon... AHHHHHHHHH!" The embarrassed screams in her head were drowned about by the thunderous claps of her heartbeat in her ears. She held her breath, begging with herself not to do anything she might end up regretting later.

She was already regretting it and she hadn't done anything yet!

Her nose inched further along its half-intended trajectory. She could feel the tips of his hair tickling her nostrils. She was going lightheaded from holding her breath. It was almost as if she wasn't giving herself a choice. She would have to breathe eventually. Yeah, that was it. It wasn't as if she was doing this because she wanted to. Breathing was a necessity! Never mind that she had by now buried her face into Shinji's bird nest he called hair and inhaled deeply, hit by curious notes of chestnuts and other earthy scents.

She stayed there, longer than she subconsciously promised herself that she would. It was addictive, her senses being enveloped by Shinji.

"Would it be the same if he gave me a long hug, I wonder?" She giggled to herself, indulging in her weirdness for just a bit longer. He was still snoring, she was safe for now. She was enjoying herself, for the first time in what felt like forever, she was happy, letting life and her hormones take the wheel. At least it wasn't something even weirder, like lusting over his BO…

With that thought snapping her straight back into reality, her heartbeat still beating a million miles an hour, Asuka sat bolt upright, her eyes still transfixed on the sleeping Shinji.

Rapid thoughts involving stealing his clothes at home, from the laundry… Inhaling their scent, losing herself into a lust-filled adventure of self-pleasure invaded her mind. Somewhere under the covers of the hospital bed, she could feel a wetness beginning to dampen where she'd very much rather not think about right now. As much as she tried, she still felt her hand slowly slinking its way under the covers, slipping past the elastic of her undergarments as her breathing slowly turned into panting. Her face felt like a radiator, a small voice in the back of her head was wondering if she was breaking out into a full-blown fever, and Shinji appeared to be stirring-… ! ABORT MISSION, ABORT-…!

"Asuka?" A sleepy voice, adorable as they come, wandered into the stricken girl's eardrums. She tried every trick in the book to banish her thoughts from moments ago. She tried to think of anything that would, in lack of a better phrase, turn her off!

Old people, a dog peeing on the road, Honekawa-sensei's deadly boring lessons, Misato's cooking, Shinji's SDAT player, Shinji's unwashed boxers lying on top of the washing machine, defenceless and all her's to-ARGHHHH!

It was a fruitless battle. Realizing now that she had been repressing her urges for a long time, it felt as though a dam had burst. Though not completely.

Cracks had appeared, spouting out surges of water but the mental sanity department inside her mind was working at insane pace to put the metaphorical band aids on before she lost herself completely.

"Jesus Asuka! You're bright red! Do you have a fever or something?!" Shinji picked that moment to do the one thing that would demolish her internal Walls of Jericho and gently touched his forehead onto hers, checking her temperature. She internally cursed to all the gods in existence ever.

WHY WAS THIS A THING?!

Japanese and their skinship…

At least she knew who to blame for her following action.

"Asuka, let me go get the nurse! You're burning u-MMMMMPH!" Shinji was cut off by a pair of lips finding a home on his own, Asuka's hands firmly around the back of his head. He was a fish out of water, his whole nervous system was electrified. His eyes were wide with shock and his fried brain was sure he was seeing what looked like hearts instead of irises in Asuka's.

He feared for his life. After she inevitably calmed down, Shinji wasn't sure if this was going to continue, or she'd be out for murder.

Of course, as his fate seemed destined to suffer misfortune of all kinds, the sound of an automatic door pneumatically opened behind him. He didn't need to look around. He felt the eyes staring into the back of his head.

The whole gang had just walked in.
 
Imagine my surprise when I get a notification that this story has been updated. With how these past three chapters went, I wonder what direction this story will go?
 
Imagine my surprise when I get a notification that this story has been updated. With how these past three chapters went, I wonder what direction this story will go?
I'm looking forward to working on the next few chapters. Have a pretty solid plan, which would've been useful years ago but hey ho, I'm having fun. :rofl:
 
Chapter 18 - The Power of Imagination!
It wasn't the first time someone had walked in on her in the midst of an embarrassing situation.

That being said, she was going to need a long time and a lot of therapy to completely suppress the look on her friend's faces as her mouth remained melded to Shinji's lips, her eyes wide with abstract horror.

Misato had also decided to be a responsible guardian for a change and join the party.

Where her expression should have been shock and disappointment, Asuka could see glee on the so-called 'adults' face.

Somewhere in the back of her mind, Asuka wondered how long it would take before the entire laboratory staff knew about the latest gossip.

Somehow, she was able to kick her brain into first gear and peel her lips away from her love-interest's delicious lips, with the tiniest notion of reluctance. Opening her now unoccupied mouth, she tried to synchronize with her brain any of the excuses that were trying to tumble their way into the airwaves.

"I can explain-"

"Class Rep, I would like you to uhh, pardon my french as it were for... but a moment." Toji Suzihara cleared his throat before ceremoniously yelling.

"I FUCKING CALLED IT!"

"It's not like we all didn't kinda already know it was happening but it's still odd to see it... Live-action..." Kensuke Aida was grinning ear-to-ear. Asuka was surprised he hadn't yet whipped out his camera and started playing the part of the paparazzi.

"It's not-"

"It's totally what it looks like Asuka. There's no alibi in the world that can explain that away." Hikari looked so smug. Asuka loved her as a best friend but sometimes she was a bit too much of a middle-school girl.

"You wanna help me out here Shinji?" Asuka turned back to face him but quickly realized his slacked jaw and dazed eyes meant his brain was still in the process of rebooting. He was going to be out of commission for a while longer.

"Oh for god's sake..."

"Don't blame him, you've gone and fried his circuits." The so-called guardian had found her words. "Maybe we should leave you two in peace, eh?"

With that, she shepherded the gaggle of overexcited students out into the hallway, leaving Asuka slumped forward on her bed, defeated.

Today was going to be a long day.



After several hours of tests and general fussing about by various no-name doctors and nurses, Asuka was allowed her freedom.

Hand in hand with Shinji, fingers intertwined, no longer caring about appearances after the 'demonstration' from earlier, Asuka was walking cheerfully towards the apartment. The rest of the tenants were in tow, including both of the Rei's. Usually one of the Rei's stayed at the Artificial Research Laboratory but Asuka had noticed that the two somewhat-twins were attached at the hip these days.

"Maybe she found comfort in her own company?" Asuka thought to herself.

There were a few notable absences from the usual motley crew. Mana hadn't been seen for a while. Usually, Asuka was battling to keep the thieving cat from molesting Shinji, so the peace and quiet was nice. But something felt off about her now lack of presence.

Alongside Mana, Crimson was also nowhere to be seen. This was also a peaceful relief, but it was causing Asuka to think that maybe the two were colluding. She'd have to keep an even closer eye on Shinji over the next few days, lest a kidnapping happened right under her nose.



Crimson was, in fact, not consulting with her roommate. Breathing heavily, she was slumped over the controls of her previously imagined EVA.

"Do you maybe wanna run by me one more time why you're doing this?" Misato had found herself back in the VR control room, grimacing at the state Crimson had got herself into. Her voice sounded extra static-y over the comms.

"Ugh... I don't remember it being this hard..." Crimson was muttering to herself.

Granted, it had technically been a while since she sat in the cockpit of an EVA. Her last battle was helped by a generous dose of adrenaline and her lack of focus may have something to do with the bracelet's power, but she was really struggling to get the EVA to heed her.

"Is it because there's no soul inside?" She began pondering as she ignored Misato rolling her eyes on the visual feed.

Fed up with being ignored by the teenager, Misato turned to her other companion who wasn't virtual and was at least willing to hear her out.

"She's probably got a million thoughts to process. Especially if what Mana said was true." Inspector Kaji had graced her with his presence.

His eyes were looking at the monitor that was keeping an eye on Crimson, but Misato knew that he wasn't really looking at her. They both had the latest bombshell running through their mind.

Not long after leaving Asuka and Shinji alone in their hospital love nest, Misato had a call from the lab, direct from Yui.

"I'm gonna need you to come in and talk to Mana. It's urgent."

With the pit of her stomach knotting into a spider's web, Misato had floored it to the lab after dropping Asuka and the others home. Yui and both Mana and Crimson of all people had been waiting for her, all looking grim.

"Mana has been contacted by Seele directly." It only took a few words from Yui to send the spider's web into a dark void.

Having joined Gendo and Kyoko in the command centre of the lab, a discussion was held about what it was exactly SEELE had told Mana.

"They told me... Or rather, demanded, that I gather as much physical data on the bracelets as possible." Shifting her eyes, Mana looked beyond anxious.

"They told me that if I don't follow orders, they'll do things the hard way."

"What does that mean? Do they have access to weapons or something?" Kaji had asked.

Nodding her head, Mana continued.

"I'm surprised they haven't used a more violent method yet-"

"Did you forget you basically blew up the school on your first day here?" Misato pointed out.

"True. But this time, what if instead of sending in a single spy, they could send in an army..."

"What!?"

"Like the JSSDF?" Yui looked mortified. "How would they even get permission?"

"They almost definitely have spies in the government, I can tell you that much..." Kaji muttered, looking unnerved for the first time that Misato had ever seen.

"If they could, why haven't done so already?" It was Gendo's turn, his gravelly tones also laced with concern.

"The lab is too well known by the public. An attack is going to be difficult to plan without it making anyone lose face..." Yui was biting her thumbnail, frustrated. They had zero defence against the actual military. Their only choice would have to be surrender.

Which wasn't much of a choice at all. Giving their technology over to SEELE would be handing the human race over on a silver platter.

"I can't believe this is happening again." It was Crimson's turn to mutter under her breath. "Doesn't seem to matter what timeline, SEELE still know how to be a pain in the ass."

After talking very briefly with her 'mother', both Crimson and Kyoko had left the command centre, with no elaboration on their plans. It wasn't till much later that Misato found herself overseeing Crimson training in her EVA.

"Where's Mana?" Crimson had finally acknowledged Misato's existence over the comms.

"Mana?" Misato's only response was confusion, until she heard a loud explosion coming from the monitor.

"Oh, there she is!" Crimson sounded cheerful as Misato could only watch dumbfounded as yet another EVA wondered into view on the monitor watching the virtual world.

"I can't believe I get to pilot an EVA!!!" Mana sounded far too excited to be behind the wheel of a potentially world-ending weapon of mass destruction. "Gosh, I can remember when these things were only sketches and toy models I showed to Shinji god knows how long ago..."

Mana's Evangelion was an outrageous pink colour, highlighting in Misato's mind how absurd these walking atrocities were. Surprisingly, Mana appeared to be able to control her Eva with ease, despite this apparently being the first time she'd ever stepped foot into one. She was running around, leaping and overall, putting on the strangest acrobatic show in living history. None of this proved amusing to the now seething Crimson, who proceeded to chase after her, albeit a bit wonkily.

"Tell me your secrets woman!"

"I thought you were supposed to be the one who knew how to control these things? Guess only the original author knows best huh?"

Mana's taunting was only inflaming Crimson's bruised ego, causing the next twenty minutes to devolve into the most lethal game of tag Misato had ever seen. Eventually she decided she would need to put her foot down and try to retain some semblance of order if they were going to get anything done today.

What sounded like a foghorn blared into the virtual environment. Both Evangelions stopped at the sudden noise and turned around, making Misato think of confused dogs. Her hand lifted off a big red button labelled 'horn'. It was a new dream of hers to have a button like this for any other occasion she could think of. Suddenly realising she could just buy an air horn if she wanted to be randomly annoying, she turned her attention back to the two patiently waiting Evangelions.

"Now... Can one of you explain to me what exactly it is that needs to be achieved with this so-called 'training' session?"

"Essentially..." Mana's voice crackled through the comms. "We need to 'retrain' Crimson's way of handling an Evangelion."

"Retrain? Why? She seemed fine using it yesterday?"

"I was fine. I don't understand why I'm suddenly unable to do half of what I used to be able to do with an Eva..."

Between the three of them, and some disturbing contextual explanations from Crimson about how the Eva's in her world essentially functioned with souls via human sacrifice, versus the ones in this world that seemed to run on bracelet-mana and the power of the imagination, as Mana fumbled her way around explaining, the girls were no closer to figuring out what had Crimson suffering a sudden mental block.

"…a mental block…" Misato murmured to herself. "I wonder…" After some deliberation, she activated the comms once again.

"Crimson, what is it exactly you want to do with the EVA?"

"Uhhhh… Destroy Seele?"

"Yes, that's great and all, but how exactly? Seele, from what I'm understanding, is a clandestine organisation on-par with the Illuminati. It operates like a phantom, puppeteering the government in the background. In other words, it's a shapeless, formless entity. How do you destroy something that's essentially a phantom?" After a lengthy period of silence to allow her charges some time to think, Misato spoke again.

"I believe you're struggling with your EVA today, because you're suffering from a mental block. Yesterday you were fine because you had a target, whatever that angel thing was. Your bracelet was able to co-operate with you because you had a tangible objective. But today, there is no physical, immediate target to focus on.
It's sort of like writer's block. You have a beginning, and you sort of have a vague, hazy idea of what you want the ending to be, but filling out the middle can be the most challenging part when there's no obvious objectives to complete.
The EVAs in your world, as you described, were controlled via something like willpower, utilising the souls of loved ones as a catalyst by the sounds of it. But in this world, you need to give the bracelet a target to work with, otherwise it's not gonna work properly."

After another lengthy silence while Crimson processed everything, a sneaky smile flashed on her face.

"Hey Mana!"

"What's up?"

Crimson's bracelet suddenly glowed, flashing through various phases of red and orange as if it were imitating a pool of lava. A giant assault rifle was summoned into the air, caught deftly by the scarlet Evangelion. Moving into position, Crimson had the sights of her weapon trained directly on Mana's bubblegum monstrosity.

"You up for some target practice?"

The next ten minutes definitively proved that not only had Crimson understood the assignment, but she was also having great fun with it as she effortlessly chased after a terrified Mana, bullets ricocheting everywhere. Misato huffed with a smile, proud of her brain.

"Your ability to pull incredible results out of your ass at times like this never fails to amaze me!" Kaji was laughing whilst the sounds of Mana screeching for help echoed over the intercoms.

"It's what I do." Misato winked at him in response, pushing her posterior out at the same time for emphasis.
 
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