Fantasy And You Sang "Pants": A History of Desire and Diligence

Being a True and Accurate Chronicle of an Outpost of the Furnaces of Soaking, its Establishment in the Year One Hundred and Three during the Age of Myth, its Efforts, its Achievements, and its Eventual Downfall, scribed for the Edification of Posterity so that its Events may not be forgotten for as long as Dwarven-Kind lasts within the Realm of Omens.