Holy shit.... that is Pure Evil with Capital E and vilianous laughter in the background combined with a thunder storm.
Yup, we were in AWE when we saw it... the player who was playing Jon actually swore out loud. Full Genma Mode Engaged. Wish I could claim credit for it, but alas...
And now we'll see what is going on in Taurus and Terra...
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Jeanette Darcy-Calderon was ushered into an office, along with her mother. Inside, to her surprise, waited Zatanna Calderon, the reigning Protector of the Taurian Concordat. Thomas Calderon, whom she did expect, was also inside, as well as Grover Shraplen, who glared at the newcomer.
It was hardly surprising, as he had been taking issue with her inheritance.
"Cousin," greeted Thomas.
Jeanette nodded back. "Cousin. Always a pleasure."
"Grover wants to… discuss certain things," Thomas began, sighing. He looked at Grover and continued. "Are you sure you want to do this, Grover?"
"I'm always pleased to settle things through civilized discussion, certainly," interjected Jeanette. Not that she and Grover ever had a civil conversation in their lives, she thought. 'Politely strained' and 'veiled insults' and 'sadistic use of irony and sarcasm' tended to be better descriptors for what passed for politeness between them.
Grover leant forward. "She's a bastard and she took my inheritance."
Jeanette immediately countered, ticking fingers. "Point the first, so what? Point the second, no, dad gave it to me."
Neither Thomas nor Zatanna looked pleased at Grover, and Thomas spoke up again, after running his hand through his hair. "The will was, is and will be legal. Her inheritance cannot be considered entailed, and if she didn't get any she'd have an air-tight claim to take at least a quarter of the full estate, Grover. I've told you this."
Grover shot a look and fired back. "Of the value, not the specifics! I need what she's got, to defend against the Davion menace! I am Lord Warden, she isn't!"
Zatanna gave him an icy, tired look and sniped, "That can be changed."
"Not without some reason!", he replied smugly.
Jeanette saw her mother raise an eyebrow at her. The youngster had been quite content letting Grover make an ass of himself but it was perhaps a good time to lay down some more on her sibling.
"The Lord of McLeod's Land has the resources of an entire planet - one of the most industrialized ones in the Concordat - to fund any kind of defense program needed. Entire battlemech factories."
"And he took what I needed and gave it to you!", Grover replied with a snort.
Thomas sighed. "Cousin, would you be willing to let him buy it from you? For fair value?", he asked, shooting a look at Grover to keep him quiet.
"I'd consider it," Jeanette started to answer. "For absolutely everything he has, including the planet, the title and the clothes on his back."
Given what he'd called her on the last state event they'd both been at, she thought it was rather mild not to demand a public apology on his knees along with it.
Thomas winced, the offer being quite soundly rejected and was about to ask on behalf of the TCN instead when Grover reacted, rising and shouting in Jeanette's face. "I'll see you dead first, bitch."
There was a moment of pause, before Thomas turned to Grover, Zatanna rising from her seat, and both quite angry.
"Excuse me?", Thomas asked, not quite sure himself he heard his best friend threaten his cousin's life.
Jeanette briefly considered exactly how to react to that. The impulsive 'you and what army' wouldn't have done - Grover actually had one. So instead she yawned and wove a hand dismissively. "How mature and graceful. Just the sort of attitude we need in a planetary ruler these days. Especially one protecting us from the Davion menace."
Grover fumed, clearly too enraged to think straight. "My mechs, my ships, my equipment, bitch, you don't have a clue how to use them!"
"Shraplen," Thomas cut in, his voice low and cold. "Watch. Your. Mouth. In. My. Mother's. House. With. My. Cousin."
Jeanette kept looking at Grover, right in his eyes, when she noticed Zatanna grabbing at her chest. Others noticed as well, Thomas and Jeanette's mother moving to help before she waved them off, reaching for an inhaler. One dose later, she was looking much better and Thomas turned back to Grover, though keeping an eye on his own mother.
"Are you trying to drive her into an heart attack? Or just yourself?", Jeanette asked.
Grover looked at the other Calderons in the room and then hissed in reply, "I'll see you in court."
"Gladly, dear brother, gladly," replied Jeanette with the biggest smile ever, as if she'd just gotten the best christmas present, ever.
Thomas looked at Jeanette as Grover started to walk out, "Jean… why are you smiling," he said, pausing briefly before finishing with a shudder, "... And why like that. Last time…"
"Cousin," she replied with a disarming smile. "It's simple. I know I'm going to win."
"We'll see!", yelled Grover, practically frothing as he stormed out.
A moment after he finally left, Thomas asked, "Exactly how? Not that I'm against it, now, simply because he never would see sense."
Both mothers shot Thomas an amused look.
"Really. Death threats intended to overthrow the execution of a noble's will? Before the Protector herself? There isn't a lawyer short of New Avalon that'd take that case."
Thomas snorted. "He has a lawyer, several of them. Lawyers take any case if they're paid enough."
Jeanette shrugged. "Frankly, I'm more worried he'll try to settle things before it gets that far. He's already said it, after all."
"I'm ordering a full combined arms battalion to be your guards until this is settled," said Thomas, who looked at Zatanna and got a nod in return. "As well as looking into options for his removal."
Zatanna then shared a look with Jeanette's mother before addressing Thomas. "Thomas, I recommend you check into the full inheritance laws."
Thomas tilted his head in thought, then said, "... I can't think of any way to disqualify him from the title that way. He's the previous first born. We have to prove his unfitness."
"Frankly, I'm surprised he didn't demand a paternity test to try to prove I'm not a legal heir. Unless he has something to hide, himself", Jeanette commented.
"He actually asked me. Except you had one, at birth, sealed and certified."
Zatanna smiled a bit wider then, and got narrowed eyes from Jeanette's mother in turn. "You mean?"
"That Lyran fellow you mentioned, Mother?", asked Jeanette.
"... What?", asked Thomas in confusion. He hadn't expected the conversation to wander there.
Zatanna smiled like the cat that ate the canary. "Oh, let's just say his parents' relationship was... quite open for a certain period of time."
He blinked. "Let me get this straight. You're saying he's not McLeod's Land's son?"
"The timing's suspicious, or at least worth looking into. I have no proof, son, but he really doesn't match the typical Shraplen look," she said with a shrug.
"It would explain why he's always been so... Grover... whenever I see him," Jeanette commented.
Thomas sighed. "This is... "
He blew out a breath. "Fine. It's old law, but requiring proof of blood if the line's not tainted, and specific provisions in the will or succession documents aren't present, is allowed, on Mother's demand. And the specific provisions aren't ...", he said before pausing. "I... see. You could request those, as a recognized blood heir, Jeanette."
"I'm sorely tempted to," she said, pausing to look at her mother and the Protector. "Please tell me there weren't any Feddies in his mother's... entourage?"
Jeanette clearly hoped there were, but her hopes were dashed when, snickering, her mother replied.
"Oh, one or two. Though I'm referring to Giacomo's party when he swept through here. But, no, it was the Lyran."
"Hmmm. Well, it won't leave people foaming at the mouth the way a Davion would, but... if he really wants to air out all the family's dirty laundry... that really should include his own."
"You are formally requesting a challenge, then?", Thomas asked, looking eager.
"Not only is he not provably of the Blood, but he has proven himself unworthy to hold the title of 'janitor', much less Warden. Oh yes, cousin, you may consider challenge formally and sincerely requested," Jeanette stated. Part hatred for him, part knowing how badly he'd screw the Concordat in what passed for the Original Time Line as she knew it, she felt it was time to put him out of the picture.
Thomas smiled. "Mother, sealed, witnessed, and seconded."
Zatanna, too, smiled and called her staff and started snapping out orders.
Some time later, still in the room, the lawyer who was in charge of executing the will arrived.
"Barrister."
"Your grace?"
"If the will or inheritance was challenged, do you have instructions?"
He nodded. "To formally announce that Grover Shraplen is not of the Blood of the Shraplens, but a child of them, and is no longer entitled to his entailed estate. The rest of the will is to remain the same. If he challenges it beyond that point, to give him the standard legal share, and request his exile to Lyran Space."
Jeanette was practically purring at that point. "Oh, my. It seems someone thought ahead. Father chose well."
"Wait. Shraplen knew?", Zatanna asked, blinking.
The lawyer nodded. "He had a blood test run on both his children."
"... he must've really gotten along well with this Lyran bloke, then", Jeanette concluded.
Jeanette's mother replied, tapping her chin. "Eh. He did travel for over 2 years with the whole crowd."
"That… explains a lot, really," Jeanette added.
Thomas paused. And counter. "Mother?"
"Yes, son?"
"... Was Giacomo…", he started before being cut off by gales of laughter from the elder women. Jeanette was trying hard not to laugh as well. Very hard. Biting her lip kind of hard.
"No," Zatanna said, gasping and wheezing. "No, son, he wasn't around. And I loved your father very much. And neither of us were scoundrels and ne'er-do-wells."
He gave her a grateful look. "I mean… I admire the man, but…"
Zatanna breaks out in more laughter. "He made his mother's side look tame, yes, and was truly a scoundrel, a ne'er do well, and a Casanova to end all men, as well as the D'Artagnan of Mech Warriors."
"Oooh. Maybe I should get him to try to challenge yours, then," said Jeanette to Thomas. "After all, if he gets shot down in one false claim…"
He laughed. "Mother is the bloodline in question, wouldn't matter, cousin. That I'm sure of. She bitches enough about how much trouble I put her through in labour."
Jeanette nods and keeps smiling. "All the better to make him look the fool he is, cousin."
And Thomas tilted his head and admitted, "... Worth it."
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On Terra, Guntram's eyes gleamed as he saw an entry on the datapad he was scanning. "Ach, it is as they say in english. The UrbanMech! The Trash
Can, instead of the Trash
Cannot!"
His mother and uncle stared at him as if he'd gone madder. He wasn't sure they weren't correct on that assessment. Inheriting several hundred million in c-bills and a chunk of military hardware plus the license to the Urbanmech was straining his sanity. Well, that and having been thrust from a 21st century alternate Terra into Guntram's head certainly made quite an impact.
He read. And read. And read. And -
i can't do this you can't do this we can't do this what is this madness
- A smile crossed his face, wide and maniac with too entirely too much ambition in it.
"Ah, Mama, I think I need to make a call. A few calls. Dates to cancel, stuff like that."
He had grand plans, even grander ambitions and somehow he had to also figure out how to get everyone else to stop calling the Urbanmech anything but Stadtkoloss because that name was just awesome.
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There's still more to go in this chapter, but the bulk is behind us.