An Offer She Couldn't Refuse [Exalted]

What I'm sayin' here is, Mirna will absolutely comment on and rate any lovers Aindriu has. Maybe not as colourfully as Marisalon, but he's quite qualified to have an opinion and he is not at all ashamed of sharing his opinions, at length.

"Not enough eyes."

"Too reliant on their internal skeletal structure."

"Have you ever thought how disgusting humans are, what with their differentiated non-transitory organs? No? And then there's the whole digestion thing! You should probably think about where your food goes, and then see if you're so attracted to humans."
 
"Not enough eyes."

"Too reliant on their internal skeletal structure."

"Have you ever thought how disgusting humans are, what with their differentiated non-transitory organs? No? And then there's the whole digestion thing! You should probably think about where your food goes, and then see if you're so attracted to humans."

He's mostly disgusted by Aindriu's internal functions, because he's basically constantly feeling them and they're wrong so he's in a low-key state of eternal body dysphoria (his other option is to completely shut off his access to her senses and enjoy sensory deprivation). Other entities he mostly concerns himself with the parts he's touching rather than all the internal details.
 
Wait, how long's it been since she was exalted? I was under the impression that it had been at least a day or two. Is this seriously the first time she's needed to use the bathroom in all that time?

She's gone, but she didn't realize "Wait I'm being watched".

Doylistically, her post-Exaltation time was too hectic and narratively heavy for me to reasonably squeeze in this little bit - it needed to be relatively calm, with no immediate threats on the horizon or sitting in the wake of some kind of horror or other, for the mild humour and attention to this bit to not come off as incongruous. Watsonianly, she was too busy fretting to notice, and Mirna didn't say anything until she did because he'd rather not have thought about it at all.
 
In backstage omake land where Mirna actually knows the game mechanics, he totally is nagging her to develop Transcendent Desert Creature, yes.

In canon though he doesn't know Infernal bladder details quite that well.
 
"Not enough eyes."

"Too reliant on their internal skeletal structure."

"Have you ever thought how disgusting humans are, what with their differentiated non-transitory organs? No? And then there's the whole digestion thing! You should probably think about where your food goes, and then see if you're so attracted to humans."

"...you do realise I'm human, right?"

"Yes, but I'm trying to see the person, not the disability."
 
Part 24: Good Efforts Aren't Always Enough
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They'd continued north. They didn't really have a choice.

They couldn't catch up with the godbloods. They couldn't accomplish anything except getting further away from Cat Lake.

They might not even be able to try. The two druids that had been left with their group, while helpful, were still probably children of the gods, and it wasn't entirely clear what they'd do if the escapees deviated from the plan to continue north. There'd been no explicit threats, but two godkin were mighty enough to be an implicit threat just by being there.

Fionola chuckled to herself, shaking her head. Kind of interesting how she found herself thinking. Aindriu was demonically endowed, potentially every bit as strong, and from a much less wholesome source of power, but she'd somehow never felt threatening.

The girl was entirely capable of being flat-out terrifying - Fionola had seen her tear apart slavers at point-blank distance, and she was pretty sure she remembered the girl cackling in battle back in the War as she literally jumped on a Bloody River templar. But she turned that off so effectively and became so awkward and cute around people she wasn't trying to kill that it was almost impossible to register her presence as any kind of implicit threat.

Fionola felt an uncrossable distance between herself and the godblooded druids. They were a breed apart, carrying a different air, keeping their own counsel, mostly talking among themselves, always formal. They weren't unfriendly, they were helpful enough, and they were respectful rather than condescending, but they were separate.

Aindriu, she mostly wanted to drag out of the corner she was hiding in to where the metaphorical party was happening. Possibly literal, they'd have a lot to celebrate if they all made it home cleanly.

... Only metaphorically though. Metaphorically drag Aindriu out to where the literal party was happening. Her legs were hamstrung. Right. Fionola sighed.

Of course, even that depended on Aindriu surviving when the three Maevebloods caught up with her. Fionola hoped and prayed to anything that'd listen that they did as she asked and didn't hurt Aindriu, waiting to air the protests their divine parents had against her for when she was safely at home.

And she knew intellectually that if their intent in being here really was to deal with Aindriu, they would not have needed Fionola to ask to go after her. But she was still fretting.

There were two comforts - one she'd come to ahead of time, and one after the fact. The first: the woman who led them had been sympathetic, thoroughly unimpressed with the Dragon-Blooded, and seemed almost approving that he had apparently been defeated. The air of sympathy and distant kindness had been why she dared to ask her in the first place. And the woman had sworn to help - the word of the children of Maeve still had value, even now.

The second: She'd only taken two companions. She'd left two behind with the caravan. They were overwhelmingly faster than the caravan could possibly travel - she didn't know the exact array of abilities each druid had been blessed with, but no descendant of Maeve was going to be any slower than a horse. There was absolutely no tactical need to have a force standing at the caravan to keep it monitored or under control, no one from it could get to Aindriu with even half the speed the druids could. But if they aimed for a fight, the woman would have been wise to take all five, to make certain they could manage it without losing anyone or taking injuries.

Unfortunately, while that comforted the mind, the heart wasn't going to be comfortable until the girl was back here and mostly intact - even if they were as good as their word, there was still the immense threat Fionola had begged them to help Aindriu escape. She'd been fighting for a long time, and while she'd won against the Exalt... gods, she'd beaten an Exalt... there was no way to tell how she stood against the rest of the Grand Order that had been pursuing her, or how much she had left in her after performing such a tremendous feat.

It was over now, one way or the other - it was almost nightfall, it had been hours since the forest's shaking. Now all Fionola could do was wait to see how it had turned out.

The wagon came to a halt, and Julen looked back over his shoulder from where he'd been guiding it. "Hey, I think this is where everyone wanted to camp."

Fionola dragged herself up to the front, holding herself up on her elbows to look, and nodded. "... yes." This was the clearing in the forest where the pale white many-eyed mass of demonic chrysalis waited, amid the shattered remnants of the wagon and the supplies the slavers hadn't managed to drag with them.

And the body of the man who'd died in her escape attempt - Ealair, Aindriu had said - lay more or less where it had initially fallen, mostly stripped bare of flesh and muscle, cloth and tattered strips of less delicious muscle and organs still clinging to the bones. It'd been a lot of meat, and it had been left out there long enough for every carnivore in the forest to have a taste.

... He wouldn't have died if Fionola had just waited. She couldn't ever have done such a thing - as far as she'd known that had been the only chance for all of them, and she had made the best decision she possibly could have - but the fact still remained that everyone would've been better off if Fionola hadn't tried to save herself and the rest of them. Fionola would still have the use of her legs, Ealair and Bearach would be alive, and they'd all be able to exult in the freedom and vengeance Aindriu had caught up to bring them.

She'd made the right decision, but it had still lead to the worse result.

Julen spotted the body and averted his eyes. "Uh, should we...?"

Fionola nodded, indicating where Finley was leading the Aldertref natives to the body. "Yes, they're going to give him the last rites." Having a pair of druids along should help with that, at least.

"I... guess this is why we pushed so late?" Julen queried.

Fionola nodded. It would've been more sensible to camp a little earlier - the sun was already almost below the horizon, and setting up camp would be more than a bit of a headache. But... "We couldn't just leave him." They'd already left him for a week longer than they should have.

"Yeah... no, I get it."

She'd have to scour through the wreckage in the morning to find the papers Aindriu had suggested she bring. Hopefully Aindriu came back and she never needed to do anything but return the girl's writings, but... well, she could at least give her things back to her family, if Aindriu didn't make it back and Fionola could make it back to Dramasine with her legs cut lame. It'd be pretty nice if the girl's father could do anything about her legs, but Fionola almost felt sick at the thought of asking.

She'd gather the papers while she had the chance, but if Fionola had to use those to prove she'd known Aindriu, the physician's daughter would have died to get her home free. She felt a little nauseous at the thought of asking more from them. Though the thought of going the rest of her life lame didn't exactly fill her with joy either.

Fionola sighed to herself, watching as Finley's group cut the remaining flesh off of Ealair's body in the fading rays of the sun, flickering torches lit to provide more light. She was going to have to rethink her life plans pretty soon, anyway.

Her goal had been to retake Sweetwater from the warlords currently controlling it, but she'd barely found any of her family's old ambaxtoi so far, and with her body ruined, she couldn't be king anyway. Which meant she couldn't possibly rouse up ambaxtoi and people of the clan to fight the warlord's fiann - she'd been the only alternative to him and she wasn't one, anymore. There was no future she could offer, and they wouldn't risk their lives to put a cripple as king.

Even beforehand, not many had been interested. One of the escapees was wearing armour that Fionola recognized as having belonged to Finnbar, the Sweetwater ambaxtoi she'd gone to Lochmor to find, and he'd refused point-blank to leave his lucrative job at Cat Lake to return and retake home.

She sort of distantly regretted his obvious death at Aindriu's hands, she'd had fond memories of the man, but not fond enough to ever forgive his choice of career or pretend that he hadn't deserved it at that point, for all that he'd done and involved himself in. Mostly she regretted the loss of the man in those fond memories - but he'd gone away long before Aindriu arrived at Cat Lake.

So now Fionola was a princess with a lost clan, a broken body, and no more chances. She'd have to attach herself to this group to survive, use her skills to keep it working, because she couldn't even walk without help. Let alone actually retake Sweetwater.

The real question was what happened when the group got back to Talinin, and dispersed to their own homes. Sticking with Aindriu would be best, if she got back, but if she didn't, Fionola was probably going to have to settle down in Aldertref and hope she was useful enough to have around.

She didn't really look forward to it, but the only other options were dying and it wasn't that bleak a future.

The feather-coated druid stepped up to lay Ealair to rest, and Fionola turned her full attention to the proceedings.

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Fionola sighed to herself, watching as Finley's group nicked the remaining flesh off of Ealair's body in the fading rays of the sun
I'm not sure this is the best word choice? First I did a double-take because of the informal meaning of the word, but even then, a nick is usually a small cut. Like: "He nicked himself shaving." I feel like scraped or just removed wouldn't jump out like that.

This story is great.
Completely agree. The world needs more pure Exalted fics like this.
 
Yeah, good idea to give... all the dead proper rites, really. Not doing so is an open invitation for hungry ghosts and such.
 
I'm not sure this is the best word choice? First I did a double-take because of the informal meaning of the word, but even then, a nick is usually a small cut. Like: "He nicked himself shaving." I feel like scraped or just removed wouldn't jump out like that.

Mm, that's fair. Changed to 'cut'.

Yeah, good idea to give... all the dead proper rites, really. Not doing so is an open invitation for hungry ghosts and such.

To be honest it was long enough this one totally could have gone hungry ghost. I actually was going to have that, but it didn't fit with the tone of the scene so I removed it.
 
Part 25: Walking Is For People Who Don't Know Thaumaturgy
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'I gave you ten minutes, how were you still not done?!'

"It's hard to go when you know someone's right in the next room, okay?!"

'There are no rooms! This is a swamp!'

"It's a metaphor!"

'Oh, I didn't realize you had enough buildings out here to have metaphors about rooms. Impressive.'

"You've formed a really firm impression based on like three days in the back country, we're literally going to a city now."

'Oh, this is back country? Relative to the rest of it, I mean? I couldn't tell the difference.'

"You've been here for a day. Do you just never learn patience in the Demon City? Or to actually look at things before you make a decision?"

'... Your sky is illegal,' Mirna grumbled. She got the distinct impression of a sulk.

Aindriu leapt down from the trees, finally past the swamp and onto solid earth. Two victories today. It was a shame she'd had to finish off the Prince, though. He'd been fun to fight, but if he wouldn't leave her alone she'd have been run down after that fight, if he'd survived.

She was still soaking wet from the fight. At least the mud had mostly come off, but it'd be a real treat to get a chance to wash off in the Scathceil, she felt all grubby and really wanted some shoes. She'd had them, but she'd passed them off to one of the refugees, whose feet couldn't take walking on caltrops as a minor tickle.

On top of which, it was going to be a really long walk back through the forest to rendezvous with the caravan. She didn't really feel like walking all that distance, especially laden down with the things she'd taken from the Prince's body - his armour wouldn't fit her but it'd fit someone, and the weapons would add to the group's stockpile and were all of excellent quality, she'd be keeping his blue-glass Yaganese sword as a replacement for Finnian's and passing the beaten-up blade to someone else. (She'd need to get another crossbow, too, she much preferred them to plain bows - his was excellent so it should be a reasonable trade for someone) So she strode through the forest, looking for a clearing.

It wasn't too long before she found a large enough open space between the trees, so she nodded to herself and brushed a hand across the forest floor, burning away the grass and moss in a fire only barely greener than they had been.

She pressed the shaft of her spear into the earth and ash, and began writing. Normally she'd need reagants to guide the essence flow, a hollow bone pen, chemically treated feathers and the like, but she could feel it, now, and guide the essence along the right paths with nothing more than her will.

Behind her eyes, Mirna stirred. 'That's a sicklebird beckoning... you know the Art of Husbandry?'

"Just the basics," Aindriu muttered, finishing the outer circle, and starting to sketch the sigils within. "Not as good as my parents, though. My druid training never really went anywhere." Her father had fully mastered the art, himself. Aindriu had mostly learned it by osmosis and a personal affinity for animals over the past two years. Her mother wasn't very trained in husbandry, but was better in other thaumaturgic fields.

'Are you, perhaps... actually pretty smart?' There was a long pause, before Mirna added '... for a barbarian?' as if he'd forgotten to clarify.

"Used to think so, as a kid." She'd used to think she could dazzle the world. That she could take her place among all the people she read about in books and do the really cool things they'd done. She'd had a difficult time settling on which really cool things to do, but it turned out she couldn't do any of them. Childhood dreams didn't do well against reality, and remembering that she'd actually believed such things were possible for her just made where she'd ended up, treading water in her father's house with no meaningful future in sight, look even starker than it normally did. "If I were, I'd know more than the basics."

Aindriu finished sketching out the featherlike sigil in the center of the circle, and stood astride it. The Sign of Maeve still worked for beckoning all sorts of toothbirds - the high goddess of Pretannia was a toothbird goddess, who in ancient days had wedded the High Kings of Pretannia. They had ridden her in war, and she had ridden them in peace.

She'd not been seen herself in seven hundred years, though all the gods of Pretannia claimed to be acting in her name. Maeve's long silence was a topic of substantial debate among druids. Some believed she had stepped back, for lack of unity among Pretannians, and would return only when a High King was settled on. Or that they had lost her favour, and she had turned her face away from them.

Aindriu was among those who suspected she'd just died in the Balorian Crusade, and the gods beneath her were running the show now and invoking her name when it was useful. She'd never been very reverent, probably because the tribal god of the Talinin, Tareann, was a morose, frequently-drunk old man who wasn't good for much but stories of the past. They were good stories, though.

Aindriu held her arms out to the sides to direct the essence outward and chirped, lightly. Not an easy sound for a human to make, but sicklebirds didn't understand Foresttongue, and wouldn't come to it when called. "In the name of the Silent Queen, I call upon one among her tribe, to carry me for a time."

"In the name of the Silent Queen, I call you."

"In the name of the Silent Queen, answer my call."

"In the name of the Silent Queen, come to me."

She swallowed and braced her throat for a caw, and then lowered her hands, settling in to wait. The call had gone out, so now she just needed to wait for a clawrider to come in response to it. Just a short ride, give them some treats to take back to their pack when they were done. Clawriders were pretty social animals and didn't like leaving their friends, so she couldn't keep it.

"... Speaking of beckoning, Mirna, you said you knew demon beckoning?" He'd offered to guide her through an agatae summoning.

'Well enough, yes.'

"Would you be able to teach me how to beckon a sesselja?"

'I could, theoretically. What do you want it for? My duty is to assist you with your duties, which includes keeping you alive. It does not include treating every random mortal to pass your way, and I'm fairly sure this is about that woman.'

Aindriu sighed. "Yes." No point hiding it. "So... no?"

'Not for free. This isn't part of my duties, it's a personal favour. I want one in return.'

"What sort of favour?"

'... Give me some time to decide.'

"... all right." Hopefully the demon didn't want anything too monstrous. If her father couldn't do anything, this was the only way she was getting Fionola healed.

Aindriu looked up at a rustling in the bushes ahead...

... that wasn't a bird. She braced into a fighting position, spear at the ready, as three sicklebird beastmen slipped out of the underbrush, led by a beautiful pink-haired woman with four wings. Druids, in white, and probably from Malessa - most of Maeve and her court's descendants still lived around the eleven hills.

"Who goes there?" she called out. Hopefully not hostile. But given how this week had been going...

Especially considering they were fully-empowered godbloods - they all reminded her of fluttering feathers, and the pink-haired leader was strong, and felt a little different, more... floaty, almost translucent. She wasn't human. She had been, there were traces left, but... not anymore.

The woman smiled, and she and the men flanking her bent down on one knee. "I am Ceianhwyfar of the Wings of Penance, My Lady."

Aindriu blinked. "... uh..."

Ceianhwyfar's smile broadened. "The Creators have sent us to serve you, My Lady." The completely unreasonable worlds chimed with truth.

Aindriu froze. What?

'Ah, the local Yozi cult. Your support has arrived,' Mirna said.

"Wait, but... huh?" They were descendants of the gods. The Fomorians were enemies of the gods. That was a... strange sort of Fomorian cult...

"The world is wrong, My Lady," Ceian noted. "We look forward to you correcting it, and will assist you in any way necessary."

"Er... please stop kneeling, you're going to get dirt all over yourselves..." Aindriu brought her spear back up, looking around awkwardly.

The three beastmen nodded, rising to their feet, and the woman spoke again. "Those you saved are safe and secure. Two of us are escorting them towards Caer Crannuisce." Pinged as true. Good. That was a relief. She'd instinctively be concerned about Fomorian cultists but she technically was one now and it seemed to be going all right so far. "Would you like to rendezvous with them, or did you have another objective in mind, My Lady?

Aindriu nodded. "Yeah... I'm going north to Dramasine. I'm accompanying them as long as they're going my way. Once I'm there I'll clear up unfinished business, and then report in. To the... our bosses." She really had to tell her family she was going somewhere - not in detail for obvious reasons - before just disappearing off to Hell. They'd worry.

"Very well. We will escort you," Ceian said, looking around. "What is your current situation? Do you require assistance?"

"No, I'm clear." The Prince was dead, his Order was stuck on the other side of a swamp. "We do need to keep moving, but there's no immediate danger." Aindriu stepped back to her ritual circle. "I'll call up some more clawriders for the three of you." She wasn't sure exactly how allied she felt she was with them at this point, but they'd been polite enough and it'd be pretty rude to ride while they had to walk.

"Ah, that is convenient, thank you."

Aindriu shook her head as she restarted the ritual. It'd been a lot easier not to think about the deal she'd made when allies weren't turning up... what had driven children of the gods into the arms of their enemies?

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With the special emphasis on miss Maeveblood previously, I wonder if the answer has something to do with the disappearance of the goddess herself. Perhaps they discovered her tale had some good old Arthurian incest and betrayal?
 
Possibility ; Maeve is actually a demon, and is currently stuck in hell. If she's a Third Circle Demon, then she'd find it a lot harder to escape than if she was weaker.
 
Alternatively Maeve was, or is now, a Forbidden God. Not actually all that hard to believe, if she's "missing"; it's not like the other gods would admit that a notable figure found her loyalty to her masters restored, after all. Doubly so if Heaven killed her or banished her to Hell. And that'd be a heck of an incentive for her god-blooded children to turn to the Yozi.
 
Child abuse? Daddy issues? Actually bought into the Yozis' side of the story?

Moreover, in the untold millennia of primordial rule, the situation for most gods was better than it is now.

Sure they all have freedom

For the multitude, its the freedom to starve and live in squalor, as creations current state cannot begin to support them all.
For the righteous, its the freedom for the corrupt to rise, scaling mounting injustices and violations of the laws they espouse following. To have the corrupt take everything they had.
For the compassionate, its the freedom to watch as creation gives birth to more and more monsters to ravage the lives of its inhabitants.

If you didn't directly benefit from the usurpation, if all it meant was that the person you reported to changed, you could definitely see the world as worse for the betrayal. Only be following the current order because you fear
repercussions, willing to follow anyone who offers a better alternative from your viewpoint.

Say what you will about SHLIHM and Cecelyne before all the violence, but at least there was some king of long term order you knew what tomorrow would bring.
 
Moreover, in the untold millennia of primordial rule, the situation for most gods was better than it is now.

Sure they all have freedom

For the multitude, its the freedom to starve and live in squalor, as creations current state cannot begin to support them all.
For the righteous, its the freedom for the corrupt to rise, scaling mounting injustices and violations of the laws they espouse following. To have the corrupt take everything they had.
For the compassionate, its the freedom to watch as creation gives birth to more and more monsters to ravage the lives of its inhabitants.

If you didn't directly benefit from the usurpation, if all it meant was that the person you reported to changed, you could definitely see the world as worse for the betrayal. Only be following the current order because you fear
repercussions, willing to follow anyone who offers a better alternative from your viewpoint.

Say what you will about SHLIHM and Cecelyne before all the violence, but at least there was some king of long term order you knew what tomorrow would bring.

What?

Bullshit.

Modern day Creation can go whole centuries without giant apocalyptic catastrophes happening. Yes, you knew what tomorrow would bring in the Age of Glory. What it brought was "whatever the fuck your Primordial Overlords feel like doing".

Maybe Isidoros will rampage over several continents looking for the best booze around. Maybe SWLIHN will begin a systematic programme where she isolates your region and begins testing for optimal social configurations. Maybe Theion will turn his attention too heavily upon you and holy fire shall scour your sins from your mind.

Until the modern Time of Tumult, the number of entities out in Creation Outside of Fate who fuck things up for everyone else is probably in the double digits at most. In the time of the Primordials, you've got hundreds of Third Circles and thousands of Second Circles and tens of Primordials, all; acting on the world and forcing the gods to handle the errors produced by their presence.

Ye gods, people accuse me of being a Primordial fanboy, but I don't try to argue that gods and humans aren't way better off with the Primordials dead and/or locked away.
 
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Factually speaking, @EarthScorpion is 200% correct. The Primordial Era sucked. It was only marginally better than Hell is today. It had its high points and you could live in it but you wouldn't really want to.

Buuuut not everyone has a perfect knowledge of every setting detail in the books. A lot of gods these days weren't around for the Primordial Era, and there isn't a single human being who ever saw it.

Everyone's heard the stories of how much it sucked, but believing those stories is optional. Everyone who tells them is in charge of the status quo, and if you think the status quo is bad enough, you may not consider them a valid source. Everyone tells tales of how evil their foes were, after all, and how justified they were in fighting against them, and they're usually at least 20% self-serving.
 
Factually speaking, @EarthScorpion is 200% correct. The Primordial Era sucked. It was only marginally better than Hell is today. It had its high points and you could live in it but you wouldn't really want to.

Buuuut not everyone has a perfect knowledge of every setting detail in the books. A lot of gods these days weren't around for the Primordial Era, and there isn't a single human being who ever saw it.

Everyone's heard the stories of how much it sucked, but believing those stories is optional. Everyone who tells them is in charge of the status quo, and if you think the status quo is bad enough, you may not consider them a valid source. Everyone tells tales of how evil their foes were, after all, and how justified they were in fighting against them, and they're usually at least 20% self-serving.
Yes, as long as you have a deeply imbalanced system with suffering underclasses there will be a large number willing to ally with anybody to overthrow the established order. For all that the Realm wants to stamp out cults, allowing things like chattel slavery is only strengthening their supernatural opposition.
 
Even with the gods who were present, there's this neat little charm called Glories That Never Were...
 
And then there is always that if the Yozi's do pull it off and get back in charge then their supporters who helped them get there are likely in an infinitely better position than people who tried to stop them. Gods who switch sides now are likely to get moved up a LOT in the hierarchy if the Reclamation succeeds. They might even become powerful enough that they could offer some real benefit and even protection to their followers. Add in making friends with a at least moderately sane and competent Infernal right now and that could help a lot too if he or she survives.

Well, unless the Ebon Dragon gets involved too much... Then everybody ever is screwed.
 
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