Chapter 10.5
(Part 15)
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It's a little weird how most people react the same way to getting to see what it's like to have your power: waving their hands in front of peoples' faces, poking shoulders, moving stuff around and watching oblivious people non-react. PRT eggheads, Bro, Ames, even Lisa - though she was constantly mumblin' stuff under her breath while she dicked around under your Charm-Power's effects - all were various amounts of weirded out that you had to deal with this all the time
before. 'Bout the only person who
didn't react much was Alec, which wasn't really surprising 'cept for his muttering about how it 'explains a lot'.
You left him locked in a closet for the rest of the afternoon.
So while Missy silently does the same hand-wavy, shoulder-poking stuff to her folks as they eat dinner (though she's more nervous and kinda-sad than any of the others have been), you grab a fork and start eating some of the extra lasagnas from the tray on the counter. It's… pretty good, actually. Not too much sauce, more spice in the meat than you'd expect from a soccer mom, and the pasta's got a decent amount of bite to it. Nowhere near as good as the batch
Taylor made a few weeks ago, of course, but normies can't really compare to her bullshit-level wizard-cooking - it's not like they can make your brain go all fuzzy and your whole body tingly with a
grilled cheese sandwich.
It's kinda funny that the Youth Guard cry bullshit about Tay workin' her ass off fixin' PRT red tape to make sure people aren't dyin' in the streets, but are totally cool with pushin' her to accept the offers she's gotten to fly around the world to cook for super-rich jackasses. Prolly part of why Taylor was okay at all with taking a vacation in the first place. Huh, that reminds you…
"Mrmf," you grunt with a mouthful of food, getting Missy's attention away from pokin' her folks. She glances at you for only a split-second, then does a double-take when she realizes you're eating what was… probably originally supposed to be
her dinner. Whoops. "You convinced yet?"
She scowls and opens her mouth, but then stops and looks back to her folks still talkin' about how they'll need to wait for the rain to stop to mow the lawn and take care of the garden in the back since they've been away. The same kinda borin' shit they've been talkin' about the whole time you've been down here. Eventually, Missy closes her mouth and nods, stepping away from the table and starting to walk out of the dining room.
"Hey."
She stops, then looks back to you with a tight expression, mouthing a
"what?"
"You said you'd bring back milk for Fuzzface, remember?"
She blinks for a second, then some of the worry fades as she smirks and nods before turning and heading back into the kitchen. You toss the fork you were using into the lasagna pan and follow her in. As she gets one of those plastic mixer bottles and starts filling it with milk from the fridge, you pick up the thought you just had.
"So if you were totally off the grid, how much do you know about what's been goin' down around here since you left?"
Missy's mouth twists in a slight frown and shakes her head as she closes the fridge and grabs the bottle's top from the cupboard. Spinning the top on and giving it an extra twist to make sure it's on tight, she looks at you again and-
-you ignore the flare of alarm from your
ISF again, having now gotten a bit better at detecting the weird
stretching feeling of what Missy's power feels like as she starts to pull you along-
-then you're back in her room, the door never having even been opened either time you warped out or back in. She snorts as she shakes her head and puts the bottle of milk on her desk, then steps over to her closet and starts digging into the back of it.
"We still had TV and Internet and a phone at the ranch," she sighs. "Part of the deal with the PRT was that Molly had to talk with the PRT and the Youth Guard every night to let them know how I was doing and what they had scheduled for the next day. It's not like the PRT would've just… let us run out to a farm in the middle of nowhere without telling
anyone."
You tilt your head. "Wait, but you said-"
"
I didn't use them," she huffs, but her shuffling stops as she gets quiet and stares into the darkened closet for a few seconds. "What happened with…"
She trails off, and it's almost half a minute before she starts talkin' again.
"It… it was
everywhere. News reports, talk shows, everywhere on the Internet and the radio and the TV and the paper… I just didn't…" she shakes her head. "Molly and Dan thought it'd be easier for me to get my mind off it if..."
"Yeah. I get it," you grunt, walking over to the window and opening it so Mr. Pinchy can float in outta the rain again. "You missed a bunch'a
crazy parties, though. We even managed to get
Dean drunk once."
"W-what?!" she splutters, whipping around to face you with her costume in one hand and her eyes wide. "H-how?! Did you-?"
"No, I didn't spike his drink," you sigh, rolling your eyes and crossing your arms over your chest as you plop down on her huge bed. "There was booze
everywhere we went, both in and outta costume. But this happened when we were all outta costume getting pizza near Penn Abby - we'd been helping Ernest's folks clean up their place - and this pack of college guys roll in and start handin' out six-packs to everyone in the restaurant," you snicker.
Her jaw drops. "B-but none of us look old enough to drink! That's illegal!"
You shrug, still smiling. "Yeah, like people actually care about that? I had my first drink when I was
seven."
Missy groans and covers her face with her spare hand. "Of course you did. Ugh. Did
all of you get drunk? I can't believe-"
"Nah," you sigh, waving a hand. "Dennis, Dean, and Ernest were the only ones who tried a can. None of 'em even could stand more than a few sips, said it was
awful."
"...wait, but you said-"
You grin again. "Turns out Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes is a suuuuuper lightweight. Guess he'll be a cheap date!"
Instead of her usual blush and sputtering at your teasing about Dean, she gets…
sad. Lookin' down at her costume as she grips the padded green outfit in her fists, Missy stares at it for long enough that you start to get worried.
"Hey, uh... I was joking, alright? They didn't even get a chance - Taylor was spyin' on us and had a bunch of robobugs fly in and-"
"No," she interrupts, voice tight as she shakes her head. "I… it's just that I've had a lot of time to… think. About things. Do… do you remember how-..."
Her hands ball up even tighter, making the fabric attaching the ceramic plates creak under the awkward strain.
"I didn't even realize Bobby liked me until Sakura and Saki tricked me into seeing that movie with him. I mean, he's been a hero for a while and spends so much time doing it… healers are so rare, and he's helped so many people! But… but he's
ten! He's so young! And… and then, just as I was sitting down next to Bobby before the movie and he- he looked so
happy, I realized:"
You hop off the bed and wrap an arm around her shoulders as she goes all weepy again.
"This is what
Dean must think about
me."
You glance at the unusually-quiet Mr. Pinchy for a little help, but he just shimmys on his little cloud in a mock head-shake.
Hmm. This…
prrrrrrobably wouldn't be a good time to ditch her meat and go full magic-robo. Yeah, it'd
help since Godbot'll give her a rockin' new bod if even
Tay's before-and-after pictures are anything to go by. Just doesn't...
feel like a good reason to upgrade, though. Could just ask Ames-... err...
"Hey, no sweat? We can… uh… ask Saki to get Ames to help you out, you know? Speed shit up for ya?"
Missy flinches and swallows hard, but doesn't say anything for a bit.
"I… I still need to see her to turn my hair back. I guess…" she sniffs, then tilts her head the side and up to meet your own eyes with a wet, confused look. "Wait, why should we ask
Saki-?"
Her eyes go wide as realization hits, her jaw dropping open as she finally remembers.
"Wait! That's right, she- Taylor chose-... they're back, too?! What are they like?!"
You take a hissing breath through your teeth as you look away awkwardly, using your free hand to brush your hair back into place.
"Uuuhhhhhhh… yeahhh.
About that…" you groan. "Saki's back, but Sakura… sorta got...
stuck in Roboland?"
You can feel her blank stare.
"... what do you mean
'stuck'?"
Clearing your throat, you pull away and shrug like it's no big deal. "Godbot prolly figured she'd be more help over there than over here? I dunno, I got told she was super busy when I was over there, and since everyone was treatin' me like fuckin' robo-Jesus she's prolly got people fallin' over themselves to make sure she's all set up with what she needs..."
You tilt your head as a thought pops up.
"Prolly got dudes throwin' themselves at her, too. Heh. Wonder if she's gotten-"
"Aisha!" Missy huffs, sniffing away her last tears as she slaps your arm. "That's not funny! Saki must be going crazy without her! And..." she squints, "...what do you mean they treated you like…
'robo-Jesus'?"
You snort and roll your eyes, but sigh at havin' to tell your whole story
again. "Ugh. Alright. I guess you haven't gotten the deets 'bout what's been goin' on 'round here yet. Get dressed and I can catch you up as we're cruisin' around."
Missy opens her mouth to complain, but you make another 'hurry up' motion at her costume and she sighs before grudgingly turning back to grab her helmet from whatever secret compartment in her closet she pulled her costume from. You nod to yourself in satisfaction-
Wait. Shit.
Queenie.
Uhhhhh… what was her real name again? Saki mentioned it a few times before you upgraded-... Sierra? Yeah, that sounds right. Okay, so… no way Missy knows what Queenie is
supposed to look like, so she prolly won't freak out right away - thank Bot she looks nothing like Bonesaw, that'd be a
complete clusterfuck. You just gotta tell her that Mr. Pinchy was preventin' her from seein' or hearin' anything. But… why would you be lettin' Sierra roll around with you and not tell Missy straight-off she was there...?
… you don't wanna
lie to her, so… you guess the truth actually makes some kinda sense here? Weird. 'S long as you just start with the
good facts first, that is.
Hrm.
You turn to Mr. Pinchy and wave a finger at the little hut on his cat-sized back.
"Hey, can you fold out so I jump in for a sec before she finishes dressing?"
The little blue eye-gems tilt in a way that makes you think he's quirkin' an eyebrow at you, but after a brief, silent stare he bobs up and down in a sorta 'nod' then moves to the center of the room and starts expanding again. In less time than it takes Missy to worm her way into her costume's leggings, the big silver-gold bug is minicar-sized again.
Sliding through the silver-with-gold-patterned curtains, you ignore Fuzzbutt's raised eyebrow from his spot next to Queenie and crouch down to her eye level.
She slowly opens her eyes after a second of you staring at her eyelids, then blinks again when she notices how serious you look.
"You know if you mess up Missy I'll kill you, right?" you whisper.
There's a small flicker of something across her face. Confused? Sad? It's gone before you can figure it out, but her eyes never leave yours.
Slowly, she nods once.
You hold your stare, making sure she's got her shit on lock, then grunt and stand back up-
"Aisha? I'm ready- oooh, wow! This place is so-..." Missy's voice calls out as her head peeks nervously in past the curtains, shock evident as the sheer bling level of this place hits her… only for her mouth to freeze open in shock as she then notices Queenie.
"Hey! Yeah, Vista, chill - it's cool!" you wave, desperately shifting your
Mask to make sure your expression is as relaxed and friendly as possible. You gesture to Queenie with your spare hand like the little murder-fairy is no big deal. "This is Sierra! She's new, so give her some slack."
"Ciara."
Both of you look to the tiny blonde, who hasn't opened her eyes despite Missy's entrance. You turn back to the youngest of your group and shrug. "Right. That's what I said. Ciara."
Missy winces, which- ah, shit, uhh… gonna have to clarify she's not one of the new Philly triggers from the Nine's bullshit later. Still, your approval and no-shits-given-attitude seems to be enough to get a weak smile from Missy as she steps fully into the lounge.
"O-oh. Um… H-hi… Ciara?" she tries, but when Queenie doesn't really react she turns back to you with a
'what the fuck is goin' on' look. You wince and rub your neck. Yeah, this wasn't the smoothest thing you've done.
"Sorry, I shoulda' told you she was here, but… Mr. Pinchy's had the whole place blocked out so she couldn't see or hear anything outside. I didn't think it was a problem," you admit, ignoring the threatening grumble from the whole room to focus on what's important right now. "
Anyway, she's only here because Taylor actually thinks she might-..." you turn to glance at Queenie- "...
might fit for Orichalcum."
You turn back, seeing Missy tense up again as what you said registers, the hand not wrapped around the milk-filled bottle fidgeting at the costume's semi-transparent green skirt.
"O-Orichalcum? That's… the gold type of Alchemical, right?"
You nod and shrug again, but ignore the slight twitch from Queenie. "I've been grillin' her tonight, gettin' a read on her, ya'know? She's still sortin' her power out, though, so she'll prolly just stick with meditatin' while we go to work."
The reinforced neck of Missy's costume twitches enough for you to notice her pained gulp, but since most of her face is hidden by her helmet's visor you can't see her full expression.
"O-...oh. I… see."
… shit. Right. She probably won't want to talk about how her power is different now with Queenie here. Fuck. Quick, gotta think-
In a completely bizarre move, Fuzzface
speed-wiggles back and forth across the carpet of super-soft pillows over to Missy, until he's close enough that his head can reach out and bonk the milk bottle she's holding. She makes a strangled 'eep' noise at the sudden movement, but after a few seconds she realizes the horse-sized saber-cat is just playfully trying to get her to spoil him some more.
She tries to hold in a laugh, but after a few more seconds she fails and just starts giggling as she kneels down and sinks into his fur and engine-strength purring.
If you weren't right beside her, you probably wouldn't have heard Queenie sigh quietly in relief.
Hmm.
You give Queenie a light pat on the head, then walk over and plop down within arms' reach of Missy as she starts to carefully pour a tiny stream of milk onto Fuzzbutt's palm-sized tongue.
"So," you sigh, shaking your head and ignoring your spoiled robocat for now, "you want the movie version or the talky version?"
She lifts the bottle to stop the stream as she turns to you in surprise, which gets you a glare from Carfield. "'Movie version'? You have videos?"
"Hah! Videos are for chumps," you laugh, grinning as you stretch your arms wide. "Prepare yourself for the ultimate in entertainment:"
Focusing on the memories, you let your
RIA Charm start to fill the lounge with the scene that greeted you in Roboland - slowly enough so Missy doesn't freak out and so she sees the change is coming from
you.
"Aisha-vision!"
...Okay. Maybe you don't
hate telling this story.
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