it's gonna be a while, just a warning. I have a LOT of writing to do, I may not even finish it tonight. I literally just finished writing out GE trait descriptions for your datasheet.
speaking of, just rolling some dice, no need to panic...

edit: ...huh. that's. ohkay. that's actually strangely appropriate. how amusing.
Mechanis threw 3 100-faced dice. Reason: Side Effects 1 Total: 214
98 98 42 42 74 74
Mechanis threw 3 100-faced dice. Reason: Side Effects 2 Total: 234
82 82 68 68 84 84
Mechanis threw 2 20-faced dice. Reason: ???? Total: 21
4 4 17 17
 
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edit: ...huh. that's. ohkay. that's actually strangely appropriate. how amusing.
[CONCERN]

EDIT- also, I misread one of the things in that last vote. The refund on the pod discount was rounded up, right? So an inverted calculation like I did, multiply the total points by 0.65, should have rounded DOWN.

We have one point left.

... Oops? Oh well.
 
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it's gonna be a while, just a warning. I have a LOT of writing to do, I may not even finish it tonight. I literally just finished writing out GE trait descriptions for your datasheet.
speaking of, just rolling some dice, no need to panic...

edit: ...huh. that's. ohkay. that's actually strangely appropriate. how amusing.
Assuming higher is better that's a pretty good set of rolls.
 
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[CONCERN]

EDIT- also, I misread one of the things in that last vote. The refund on the pod discount was rounded up, right? So an inverted calculation like I did, multiply the total points by 0.65, should have rounded DOWN.

We have one point left.

... Oops? Oh well.
ewww, odd numbers

:p


Hmm, yup. Two rolls greater than 2/3, and one roll just ahead of the middle of the road. If it's a "drop the lowest result" thing, even better.

However, I have the sneaking suspicion that that was a chart that was just rolled. :o
hmmm, I hope we got six arms, seriosuly, all of my want is on six arms.

If we did not get six arms I will wage a crusade to go full transasari and proceed to bring six arms to become top cybernetic fashion.
 
don't mind me, just need to roll some dice for your ship...
Mechanis threw 4 8-faced dice. Reason: Ship systems Total: 14
4 4 7 7 2 2 1 1
Mechanis threw 6 6-faced dice. Reason: Ship systems (con't) Total: 18
5 5 4 4 2 2 2 2 2 2 3 3
Mechanis threw 10 10-faced dice. Reason: Ship systems (yes really) Total: 45
9 9 1 1 1 1 5 5 10 10 1 1 1 1 6 6 6 6 5 5
 
THAT WAS A NAT 1.

NOOOOOOO

(I have no idea what metric you are going by but Nat 1s are almost universally bad nooooooo)
unless you're just using them to pick things off of tables. this is just determining what you started with, not what's, oh, been damaged by however long you've been napping.
 
unless you're just using them to pick things off of tables. this is just determining what you started with, not what's, oh, been damaged by however long you've been napping.
Well, like I said, I have no idea what metric you were going by. It's just fun to react dramatically to stuff. Particularly when excited.

But, this is the third time in two pages, so I'll stop.
 
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Character Creation Results.
"What we are creating should terrify us. These Sicons are already far beyond the capabilities of any natural organism, far beyond even the wildest dreams of even twenty years ago, and yet…[long pause, audible breathing] yet I and the others have become caught in an almost perverse fascination. How far can we push them, these daughters of science?"

-Sicon Project Audio Log, Doctor Valest Sabuara, 2195 CE


You Gained Trait: Extreme Synaptic Enhancements
You Gained Trait: Extreme Improved Senses
You Gained Trait: Extreme Biotic Power Enhancements
You Gained Trait: Extreme Longevity Enhancements
You Gained Trait: Extreme Hostile Environment Adaptations
You Gained Trait: Extreme Redundant Organs
You Gained Trait: Superior Enhanced Trauma Adaptations
You Gained Trait: Superior Enhanced Healing Factor
You Gained Trait: Superior Sub-dermal Armor
You Gained Trait: Superior Strength Enhancement
You Gained Trait: Superior Procreation Enhancement
You Gained Trait: Mortis Gland
You Gained Trait: Writ Large
You Gained Trait: Chromatophores
Seedship Class identified
Uploading Zion-class Seedship schematic to database, please stand by...


As you sleep, you dream:
[]of Fire
[]of Fury
[]of Defiance
[]of Denial

A/n: Datasheets tomorrow.
 
[X]of Defiance
[X]of Denial

Fire and fury are both too aggressive sounding for me, considering we chose the "unite the galaxy" mission statement. Denial... maybe goes too far in the opposite direction?

I dunno. Those are my thoughts right now. Might be completely off-base.

EDIT- approval voting of Denial as well anyway, after reading an insightful comment further down.
 
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[X]of Defiance
we die for freedom and for the glory of the fight
 
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... wait.

These traits. Probably from the side effects and ????.

Did we... did we literally, accidentally create asari-brand astartes?
I'm sad we didn't get extra limbs but happy our blue space squid people probably got squid multicolor shapeshift power.

Also, we are so outdoing astartes, like, we're what astartes wish they could be.
 
[X]of Defiance
[X]of Denial


Asari have lost a great many things. They've seen millenia of toil and advancement thrown into the endless knight. It only makes sense that a culturl chip-n-the-shoulder would be there.

There's nothing left to defy, the Reapers have gone into Dark Space, they lost, but they also live. They have thousands of years to pick up the pieces and figure out how to not make the same mistakes twice. For now, the fight's over.

Edit: Well if these things can even be considered Asari after being juiced up this much.
Edit2: Will also mix my vote because I didn't think we could do that.

@Mechanis
What do the major homeworlds look like after the Reaper War, if that's not a spoiler.
 
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I'm sad we didn't get extra limbs but happy our blue space squid people probably got squid multicolor shapeshift power.

Also, we are so outdoing astartes, like, we're what astartes wish they could be.
I dunno, can astartes do this?

-SNIP Youtube-

Seems like the sort of power that would only be useful on the assumption that our 'scions' are going to be naked the whole time...

Well, 40k astartes can't do the squid power cammo thing naturally, no. But then, we can't eat brains to learn what that brain knew, either.

I was more referring to the "ALL THE GENE MODS" setup, combined with what is probably a giganticism trait and a "Mortis gland", which is itself awfully close to the 40k "immortis gland".

Slight differences/in the specifics aside (we can breed, for one, and the mods are inheritable), we are almost literally off-brand astartes. Note that off-brand is referring to asari and Mass Effect, rather than some implication we are better or worse comparatively.
 
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I dunno, can astartes do this?


Seems like the sort of power that would only be useful on the assumption that our 'scions' are going to be naked the whole time...

I mean, with our outside literal volcanoes or literal outer space and fashion what use for us is clothes outside combat? Like, at this rate the point clothes and armor becomes actually useful probably starts at small metal gear/gundams.

Of course fashion is important but... there's no reason for stealth combatants, spies, etc to really clothe themselves now is there?
Well, 40k astartes can't do the squid power cammo thing naturally, no. But then, we can't eat brains to learn what that brain knew, either.

I was more referring to the "ALL THE GENE MODS" setup, combined with what is probably a giganticism trait and a "Mortis gland", which is itself awfully close to the 40k "immortis gland".
I mean, we do it too, just by closeness rather than eating people and it is a bit more intimate and we can do it without killing the other person.

Yeah, we're everything astartes wish they could be.
 
I mean, we do it too, just by closeness rather than eating people and it is a bit more intimate and we can do it without killing the other person.

Yeah, we're everything astartes wish they could be.

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Slight differences/in the specifics aside (we can breed, for one, and the mods are inheritable), we are almost literally off-brand astartes. Note that off-brand is referring to asari and Mass Effect, rather than some implication we are better or worse comparatively.

I'm not actually trying to compare us to 40k, exactly. I just... suddenly understand why this happened while rolling for random side-effects:
edit: ...huh. that's. ohkay. that's actually strangely appropriate. how amusing.


Like, it's one thing to say "yeah, we're astartes but worse/better, and also aliens", but it is an entirely different story when you got to that point accidentally.
 
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