Okay, so my first instinct here, naturally, is to go for the dark and scary superpowers that are apparently lurking just below the surface.

I don't know if you've noticed, but it's kind of my thing.

On the other hand, I don't want to be predictable, so let's take a second look.

My second instinct is the Lakshmi option, because oh no she's all upset and trying to reconcile and bandwagon etc.

My third instinct, having thought it all over – which is in fact the exact opposite of instinct, really – is to go for a write-in.

[ ] You can't help but notice how slick Ms. Jenkins is looking in that exoskeleton. Sure, it may be kind of insectoid, sure, it may twitch with the articulation of countless hidden sinews, but damn it's form-fitting, and she's in fine form.

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My fourth instinct, having discarded that with a sense of tragic realism, is to look at what's actually being said here... and see that we're currently treating Rob like a monster, while he's trying to reassure us that he'll give everything – up to and including his own life – to make sure that we get out alive. This is the guy who was a friendly ear, pretty much the only calm spot in our life for the past few years, and we're refusing to look him in the eyes or even answer him just because he's got the whole Arnie look going on.


[X] Rob was your friend. Is your friend. He listened to you. You felt at ease around him. He helped you when you had nobody else left to turn to. That wasn't just a robot. That wasn't programmed.
 
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My fourth instinct, having discarded that with a sense of tragic realism, is to look at what's actually being said here... and see that we're currently treating Rob like a monster, while he's trying to reassure us that he'll give everything – up to and including his own life – to make sure that we get out alive. This is the guy who was a friendly ear, pretty much the only calm spot in our life for the past few years, and we're refusing to look him in the eyes or even answer him just because he's got the whole Arnie look going on.

You have a good point but on the other hand if we're going to be a proper Technocrat we need to get used to treating artificial humans as lesser.

That said maybe we shouldn't, so gonna change my vote to:

[X] Rob was your friend. Is your friend. He listened to you. You felt at ease around him. He helped you when you had nobody else left to turn to. That wasn't just a robot. That wasn't programmed.

What I find interesting is that there's one high-spec HITMark and at least one combat homonculus running around, and it seems largely for Meghanada's benefit. That's also a multi-Tradition group. So who exactly does our dad work for?

NWO would probably be much more discreet about this whole thing. Iteration X probably would have gone full heavy metal. The Void Engineers would probably have had like, actual space marines. Progenitors? Syndicate?

Or like, one of the oddball post-Reckoning pseudo-Conventions? Ragnarok Command? Panopticon? Project Sunburst? That would explain the joint assets.
 
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Okay, so my first instinct here, naturally, is to go for the dark and scary superpowers that are apparently lurking just below the surface.

I don't know if you've noticed, but it's kind of my thing.

My second instinct is the Lakshmi option, because oh no she's all upset and trying to reconcile and bandwagon etc.

My third instinct, having thought it all over – which is in fact the exact opposite of instinct, really – is to go for a write-in.

[ ] You can't help but notice how slick Ms.Jenkins is looking in that exoskeleton. Sure, it may be kind of insectoid, sure, it may twitch with the articulation of countless hidden sinews, but damn it's form-fitting, and she's in fine form.

My fourth instinct, having discarded that with a sense of tragic realism, is to look at what's actually being said here... and see that we're currently treating Rob like a monster, while he's trying to reassure us that he'll give everything – up to and including his own life – to make sure that we get out alive. This is the guy who was a friendly ear, pretty much the only calm spot in our life for the past few years, and we're refusing to look him in the eyes or even answer him just because he's got the whole Arnie look going on.


[X] Rob was your friend. Is your friend. He listened to you. You felt at ease around him. He helped you when you had nobody else left to turn to. That wasn't just a robot. That wasn't programmed.
That's...Actually that's pretty spot on.

Eh, lets get superpowers another time then. I'm fairly sure we're GOING to get them at some point or another, I Just wanted to pull off the awesome moment.(And hey, Dad returning home to find that we just helped eviscerate at least ONE werewolf in our first encounter with the supernatural would have been awesome)

[X] Rob was your friend. Is your friend. He listened to you. You felt at ease around him. He helped you when you had nobody else left to turn to. That wasn't just a robot. That wasn't programmed.
 
NWO would probably be much more discreet about this whole thing. Iteration X probably would have gone full heavy metal. The Void Engineers would probably have had like, actual space marines. Progenitors? Syndicate?

Probably Syndicate.

If you are rich enough you can afford your very own killer robot for security duty.

Also a shoggoth maid.
 
I will never stop being amused by how appropriate it is to depict anime-shoggoths as eldritch meidos.

They were, after all, designed as servitors.

The whole 'gotten beaten to death by a broom' thing however is a bit of a problem.

Only so much Moe can be kept contained!
 
Overlord has kinda ruined me for psycko monster meidos.

If it's not a living hive of several hundred insects it's not good enough :/

:tongue:
 
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[X] Rob was your friend. Is your friend. He listened to you. You felt at ease around him. He helped you when you had nobody else left to turn to. That wasn't just a robot. That wasn't programmed.

Dark side is for darkflamemasters, sister have cootis, acquire mr. roboto.
 
Revlid raises a good point. I mean, on the one hand - family. On the other - terminator buddy.

[X] Rob was your friend. Is your friend. He listened to you. You felt at ease around him. He helped you when you had nobody else left to turn to. That wasn't just a robot. That wasn't programmed.
 
Vote tally:
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[X] Lakshmi needs you. She's your sister. You came into this world with her and if you have to leave it, it'll be with her too.
No. of votes: 18
The Laurent, Havocfett, Omegahugger, TenfoldShields, Envariel, Kyrina, Thor, LaRed, Romv, Wander, ManusDomine, Nidhoggr, veekie, Chimeraguard, toxinvictory, Timaeus, Olive, Tarock Star

[X] Rob was your friend. Is your friend. He listened to you. You felt at ease around him. He helped you when you had nobody else left to turn to. That wasn't just a robot. That wasn't programmed.
No. of votes: 7
Yonatan, CeBrudras, Revlid, MJ12 Commando, The3rdCorinthian, ertniter, Who?

[x] You refuse to be bullied by these snarling, slavering beasts. Rabid dogs are not to be feared. They are to be put down. This fear is useless, childish. Crush it.
No. of votes: 9
Swarm, will408914, shenron, Broken25, Creticus, Sucal, Wade Garrett, XkaliburRage, Bludflag

[X] Truth doesn't exist and honesty is a lie
No. of votes: 1
hcvquizibo

The lack of votes for awesome divine martial power disgust me.
 
Vote tally:
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[X] Lakshmi needs you. She's your sister. You came into this world with her and if you have to leave it, it'll be with her too.
No. of votes: 18
The Laurent, Havocfett, Omegahugger, TenfoldShields, Envariel, Kyrina, Thor, LaRed, Romv, Wander, ManusDomine, Nidhoggr, veekie, Chimeraguard, toxinvictory, Timaeus, Olive, Tarock Star

[X] Rob was your friend. Is your friend. He listened to you. You felt at ease around him. He helped you when you had nobody else left to turn to. That wasn't just a robot. That wasn't programmed.
No. of votes: 7
Yonatan, CeBrudras, Revlid, MJ12 Commando, The3rdCorinthian, ertniter, Who?

[x] You refuse to be bullied by these snarling, slavering beasts. Rabid dogs are not to be feared. They are to be put down. This fear is useless, childish. Crush it.
No. of votes: 9
Swarm, will408914, shenron, Broken25, Creticus, Sucal, Wade Garrett, XkaliburRage, Bludflag

[X] Truth doesn't exist and honesty is a lie
No. of votes: 1
hcvquizibo

The lack of votes for awesome divine martial power disgust me.
Im sure less people would have considered it if we hadn't utterly flubbed that relationship.

Still salty by the way.
 
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I nearly had a fit of apopleptic rage when I saw the idea of intentionally ruining the entire family for 3 years, and yet I laugh at your salt.

Not sure what's with that. :confused:
Due to my diet consisting mostly of schadenfreude, the salt I produce is naturally tastier than many other forms, as though it were sprinkled with MSG.
 
Chapter Seven: Cornered
Your hand finds another. It's warm. It squeezes you tight. It doesn't let go. You don't let go either. You squeeze back just as tight, so tight it hurts. It hurts, you know you must be hurting her, but she's hurting you too. You've both hurt each other plenty. But it's not enough to make you let go. It's not enough to make her let go.

"... understand," you whisper hoarsely.

Rob nods slightly. He claps his unbloodied hand down on your shoulder, squeezing. "Do exactly what Ms. Jenkins and I say, when we say it. You'll make it through this."

He releases his grip on your shoulder and straightens, scooping up that giant gun of his. Looks like it's compressed slightly, folded in on itself to save space. He levels it at the hip, rounding the couch to keep an eye on the front door. CLANG. The shutter dents in again. Ms. Jenkins slaps the butt of her shotgun's stock, telescoping it back into the main body. Following the line of the living room, past the TV, to cover the windows and rear hallway on the backyard-side of the house. Heat-haze rises from the barrel of her shotgun, the choke sizzling. Your eyes alight on Lakshmi's face, right next to you.

"... we gonna die?" she asks in a small voice.

You shake your head.

"I..." She swallows. Chokes back tears. "... didn't want you to go."

"You can come with me," you say. "Dad'll buy you another ticket."

CLANG. The shutter over the window dents, its housing rattling. Cracks spread along the wall. Ms. Jenkins readies her shotgun, sighting down the length behind a featureless mask of gleaming black bone. You and Lakshmi jump.

"Dad'll buy his own ticket," you ramble. "We'll all go together, all four of us. We'll go on a holiday and we'll be with Mum for a week or a month or a year if we want."

The entire house shakes. Lakshmi screams. You think you scream too. The sounds overlay so neatly you can't be sure. Dust rails down from the cracking ceiling. You throw your arms around your sister and she responds in kind, squeezing your lower back hard enough to make your spine click even as you crush her against your chest.

"And then Mum can come move in with us like we always talked about and we can go to Luna Park like we used to and show Mum all the best spots in Sydney and-"

The horrible squeal of shearing metal, inches-thick shutters buckling and crumpling like foil. You hear two steps, and Rob's gun opens up again. Ms. Jenkins leaps to your side, grabbing you roughly with one clawed hand and hauling you to your feet with Lakshmi. The claws dig into your skin, slash through, draw blood. She doesn't care. A few flesh wounds are worth getting the two of you to safety. She strong-arms the pair of you around the coffee table one-handed, still clinging to each other like limpets. She hefts her shotgun in the other, levelling it one-handed and keeping it firmly trained on the corner where the entrance hall meets the living room. Rob's firing down it, slowly backing away, lips curled back from his teeth in a grimace. You can't see what he's shooting at.

A furred outline, outstretched claws-

THOOM. You go deaf. You feel the heat of the slug's passage as it rockets from the barrel of Ms. Jenkins' shotgun. It goes in the thing's shoulder, punches through its chest cavity, rockets out the other side in a dark pink cloud of blood and bone and meat. The shape flies, hits the bloodied wall and slumps. A tangled pile of ruined meat, fur and blood. You almost want to laugh, to whoop. You had no reason to be scared. Just a big, stupid-

C-crak-crack. The mountain of meat moves. Eels slither beneath the flesh, making the pelt bulge. Clawed fingers twitch spasmodically. The entire corpse convulses, already-shattered spine bending almost to the point of snapping clean in two. One arm rotates, lining up with the pulverised socket. Driving right back into the mess of bone shards. You hear them clicking and scraping, crunching back into place. Like glass beneath a boot. The arm hangs limp, useless, only to be pulled taut with an audible snap as the tendons are restrung. The creature finds its feet, planting one paw, then the other. One arm still dangling by a single scrap of muscle, still bent backwards double. It turns, whips around so fast it's like it's trying to snap its spine at the pelvis. The nearly-severed arm swings like a grisly tassel. Swinging back sharply. Strands of meat and sinew lashing together like striking snakes, visible through the crater where its shoulder once was. Limb popping back into the joint with a sharp snap. Body hunching forward like an abandoned puppet as its vertebrae crunched back into place, one by one. Hunched over. Taking deep, bellowing, hungry breaths. Claws flexing as thick drool fell from its fanged maw. It looked up with eyes that were nothing but swirling emerald pits into endless-

THOOM. You go deaf again. Another bolt of white-hot metal nails the creature in the sternum, blowing out a hole so massive you can see the wall through the other side of it. It pauses, briefly. Then it keeps coming. Ms. Jenkins tosses the gun in the air, pumps it one-handed, throws it back into firing position. THOOM. A headshot narrowly missed. Half its face is gone. The flesh on one side of the snout is stripped bare, too many fangs in too small a mouth half-shattered. A slickly squirming tongue, a fat lump of meat darting out through the gaps in its fangs to taste its own dark blood. You can see brain matter through the hole in the skull. It keeps on coming. Rob backs up the hallway rapidly, giving the beast everything he's got. The bolts of energy scorch fist-sized craters in the thing's hide, the stench of burnt fur and sizzling flesh flooding your senses. Blackening exposed bone. But it doesn't stop. It only accelerates. It picks up speed for the pounce that'll take all four of you down at once, drive you to the floor so it can maul you to pieces.

The walls burst inwards. Metallic, humanoid silhouettes emerge amid clouds of dust and debris. You see metal cradles set recessed in the walls. They were there the whole time. There were androids hiding in the walls your entire life.

"Dane family in danger. Dane family in danger. Dane family in danger." The twin robots intone in unison as they level their chunky, semi-automatic shotguns and pump the triggers for all they're worth. A solid hail of buckshot peppers the beast, slowing it just a hair out of surprise if nothing else. It swipes once. The leftmost drone is dashed against the wall, a sparking mess of crumpled metal. It swipes again. The rightmost drone's head is sheared off. The beast picks up the body, hoists it overhead, and tears it in two with a single flex of its regenerating muscles.

Just enough time. Rob and Ms. Jenkins force you and Lakshmi through the doorway into Dad's study, and shut the door tight. Press a button you've never seen before and a steel shutter descends over the door. Once more it dents immediately, the beast at the gates howling with fury as it batters itself against the barricade over and over and over.

"Over here," Rob orders.

Dad's study. You were never allowed in here. It was always the place you Should Not Go and Never Touch Anything. Dad kept his files and folders and work stuff exactly the way he needed it, and messing with anything could cost him valuable time. It was a small request. And you had little need to go inside but sheer curiosity. It's airless, no windows, a little room all to itself accessible only by that one door. Defensible, you realise at last.

Suddenly you wonder why you and Lakshmi were kept home from school nine years ago, the day of the great dust storm that swathed the coast in scarlet. Why Ms. Jenkins took you and her into Dad's study with the door closed and played board games all day until the dust cleared.

Rob pulls a book from the shelf. Rips free, more like. It hits the floor, pages fluttering. The shelf slides out, slides to the left on hidden rails with a soft hiss. Exposing a door. Not just any door. A vault door. The kind of immense, chunky thing you'd see guarding a bank vault, made of enough steel for a fleet of cars. Rob hauls it open one-handed, grunting with effort. Ms. Jenkins throws you and Lakshmi over the threshold. You nearly trip and tumble down the long, dark staircase.

"What's happening?" you plead. "Where are we going!?"

"Get downstairs and hide," Rob replies curtly. "Only Mr. Dane can open this door once we lock it down."

"We'll be fine," Ms. Jenkins finishes. "This is what we trained for."

"I-if they can't break through the door then come inside with us!" Lakshmi cries out, her voice breaking. "Come with us, we'll all hide together!"

They don't reply. Rob doesn't look at you. They reach out and swing the vault door shut as one. You and Lakshmi throw yourselves against the other side of the door, pushing with all your might. They're stronger than you. Even together, you can't fight them.

"ROB!"

"MS. JENKINS!"

The door swings shut, locking with a pneumatic hiss. Steel rods shoot into the floor, the walls, the ceiling. Anchoring it firmly in place. You're plunged into absolute darkness. You can't see. You can't even hear through the thick steel. It's like you're floating in space, in an endless black void.

"L-Lakshmi?" you ask in a small voice.

Her hand finds yours. You squeeze. She squeezes back.

Light strips flick on, one by one. Lighting the way as the staircase plummets down, down, down, down into the bowels of the earth. You descend the steps together, one at a time, accompanied only by the soft scrape of your shoes on the metal and your own breathing. Neither of you lets go.

What awaits you at the bottom is a bunker. One vast room that must be the size of your entire house, maybe even bigger. And every scrap of space is taken up by two things - supplies and weapons. Everywhere you look there are cans of nonperishables, bottles or water, plastic- and foil-wrapped things of every size and shape. There's a stripped-down kitchen, a fridge, a freezer. Bunk beds and bathrooms, sectioned off by curtains. Enough rations to live down here a year, maybe more. Knives, machetes. And guns. Entire racks of guns, fit to equip the entire army that could live down here. Black plastic rifles and empty magazines, entire boxes of bullets. Other boxy shapes, shotguns and pistols, guns of every sort. Even the sort that don't exist. The ones you thought didn't exist until today. Until your world fell apart. And, almost as an absurdist punchline, there are bows. Modern torque-bows with pulleys and counterweights and what look like half a dozen different strings, more complicated than any you've ever tried to use.

The earth quakes. Dust rails down from a hundred tiny crevices in the high-arched roof. The shelves rattle. Indistinct sounds echo down the stairway. You and Lakshmi turn as one, hands still tightly clasped. Staring at the foot of the steps as you hear the beginnings of a low, muffled, metallic whine.

"... Meghanada," Lakshmi says in a soft voice. "They're going to get in."

"They said we had to hide," you reply. Voice shaky. Unconvinced.

"Where?" she asks.

You don't know. It's one room. You can hide, but not for long. They'll search. They'll sweep. They'll tip over every shelf and overturn every bed until they find the two of you. Will the extra minutes, extra seconds, be enough for Dad to ride home on a white horse and save you? You know exactly what she's thinking is the alternative.

"Rob and Ms. Jenkins couldn't kill those things," you say quietly. "Neither can we."

"Maybe." Her hand tightens around yours. "It'll be together."

It'll be together.

[ ] Pick up a machete. Simple enough. Just swing away. Leave a nasty mark. No chance of missing.

[ ] Pick up a gun. Any gun, so long as you can load it quickly. Probably worse than useless against those things. You've never used one before. You might miss. But it'll feel good to fire right before the end.

[ ] Pick up a strange gun. Like the ones you saw Ms. Jenkins and Rob using. Unwieldy, arcane, but they do more damage. You might leave a bigger mark. Might even fight your way out. Heh.

[ ] Pick up the bow. Just a toy in comparison to all the other weapons. You've never fired at a moving target. At a person. But you know how to use it. Draw and release.
 
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[X] Pick up the bow. Just a toy in comparison to all the other weapons. You've never fired at a moving target. At a person. But you know how to use it. Draw and release.
It calls to me.

Who wants to be summoned as an Archer, Knight of Snark and Sass?


Also, RIP ROB!
 
[x] Pick up a strange gun. Like the ones you saw Ms. Jenkins and Rob using. Unwieldy, arcane, but they do more damage. You might leave a bigger mark. Might even fight your way out. Heh.
 
[X] Pick up the bow. Just a toy in comparison to all the other weapons. You've never fired at a moving target. At a person. But you know how to use it. Draw and release.
 
[X] Pick up the bow. Just a toy in comparison to all the other weapons. You've never fired at a moving target. At a person. But you know how to use it. Draw and release.

Has the triple threat of
  • Looking Badass
  • Being Familiar
  • Being a zen focus for us
So I'm all in, baby.
 
It's also, as far as thematics go, the only thing we can do that our sister can't.

Like, anyone can hold a gun or swing a random knife.

Only we can put a bow on this whole glorious day and wrap it up and put it under the tree of "The Worst Day In Our Life (So Far)--To, Meg, From: The Universe."
 
People should probably remember that the Technocracy isn't going to ignore it if a a Syndicate member is randomly attacked by Pentex (a known enemy) in broad daylight. When this is over there are going to be Technocrats swarming over us to investigate what happened. Doing something very intensely reality deviant with a bow (which, let's face it, is the only way we'd actually be able to do anything against a werewolf) might not be a good idea.

[X] Pick up a strange gun. Like the ones you saw Ms. Jenkins and Rob using. Unwieldy, arcane, but they do more damage. You might leave a bigger mark. Might even fight your way out. Heh.

On the other hand, plasmagunning is perfectly inside the Technoparadigm and could just as equally give us a chance to awaken
 
It's also, as far as thematics go, the only thing we can do that our sister can't.

Like, anyone can hold a gun or swing a random knife.

Only we can put a bow on this whole glorious day and wrap it up and put it under the tree of "The Worst Day In Our Life (So Far)--To, Meg, From: The Universe."
Yeah, but i doubt she's going to hold it against us when there's, y'know, FUCKING WEREWOLVES.

If she gets pissed off at us for that, her priorities have quite frankly hit rock bottom, got technocrat bullshit, and bored to the earths core, before planting a doomsday device and blowing up the planet, because Fuck the Police.
 
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