Here's another....omake!
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In the same room in
Aurel Vlaicu Airfield, near the Estovakian Capital of
Campulung, where days earlier Strigon Squadron had their briefing and planning session regarding the impending raid of the Aliens on Gracemeria, an event was taking place.
In the front of the room was a man dressed in the clothes of a
Sergent Major. At the back of the room, Capitan Comandor Toscha Mijasik and the entirety of Strigon Squadron watched on with confusion caused by being ordered to come to this briefing room by their superiors with no explanation whatsoever. And in the middle of the room...
"I am Sergent Major Vanda Rosu. On behalf of the Estovakian Air Force I welcome last year's Team Estovakia to Project Immortal Wasps!" the Sergent Major in the front of the room announced to the invited people.
"Yes, yes, welcome to Project whatever. Can you go straight to what the four of us are supposed to do for the Estovakian Air Force?"
The arrogant reply came from a sixteen year old boy who was completely dressed in the latest designer clothing from Sotoa, and was casually leaning back into his all metal folding chair.
The boy was Crown Prince Irfan ibn Kamal ibn Ziya al-Jabal, scion of the richest permanent resident in Estovakia, Emir Kamal ibn Ziya ibn Muhammad al-Jabal the exiled pretender to the throne of the former Emirate of Jabal now known as the State of Jabal in the Sotoan Treaty Organization, present owner of an astonishing 59% of Estovakia's Rye producing farms, unwanted savior of the Estovakian people from starvation during the Estovakian Civil War and special advisor to the
Ministrul Agriculturii Si Dezvoltarii Rurale.
Crown Prince Irfan al-Jabal was also the highest paid professional gamer in Estovakia, specializing in Tracers in the Sky using the playerID Royalty. And was one of the two people who have consistently been a member of Team Estovakia for the Tracers in the Sky World Tournaments.
"Dear, please be more polite to the Sergent Major," a pregnant, disabled seventeen year old blonde girl gently scolded Crown Prince Irfan from her wheelchair.
"Why should I be polite in the first place Mariutza? Sending only a mere Sergent Major to give us the explanation? And of all of them, it's the one who will become Estovakia's next national pimp? Outrageous."
The girl was embarrassed by the words that came out of Irfan's mouth, to the point she covered up her face with her two hands.
Mariutza Lumina Elsa Balan, a native Estovakian orphan, was Crown Prince Irfan's 'spouse' and the source of contention between parts of the Estovakian government and the al-Jabal royal family on one hand and between Crown Prince Irfan and Emir Kamal on the other hand.
Mariutza was also Estovakia's second highest paid professional gamer, and the other consistent member of Team Estovakia, always flying behind her spouse in-game with the playerID CnDrL.
"Royalty, can you please shut up and let the Sergent Major talk?" a bespectacled, nineteen year old male college student hissed at Irfan, quickly looking between him and the slowly coloring face of Sergent Major Rosu.
"I am reluctant to allow Estovakia's next national pimp an opportunity to cover himself with martial achievement, Boomz. The mere notion is an insult to the honor of soldiers everywhere. Bring a properly ranked official to deliver that message to us. A General de Flotila Aeriana will do, in deference to my own position."
Adam Macelaru, playerID Boomz, the present highest ranking Tracers in the Sky player in the Estovakia and member of Team Estovakia for the second Tracers in the Sky World Tournament, frowned at Irfan.
"Why do you keep calling him the national pimp of Estovakia? As an Estovakian citizen I'm starting to get offended, Royalty."
"Because his father owns Gentle and Warm, the world's largest escort agency by number of models employed and the number of politicians, millionaires and billionaires their models service. And now, it looks like Gentle and Warm has gone further than the Flower Girls Association of Expo City has ever gone before if this pimp to be is here about to inform us of our roles for a secret Estovakian military project."
Mariutza looked at Irfan in skepticism after hearing that information. Macelaru and the other member of Team Estovakia on the other hand felt frozen, because of their unfamiliarity with real life...business, as the Expo City gangs euphemize it. And Strigon squadron was starting to become dismayed at the level of corruption that had just been hinted at in front of their very eyes.
"There will be no such thing, you inbred Sotoan trash," the Sergent Major retorted. "I'm the one who thought up this whole project. I'm the one who campaigned for this project -"
"Using your father's prostitutes," Crown Prince Irfan interrupted.
"With the help of my future employees now," Sergeant Major Rosu corrected in a proud manner. "And thus I lead this project under the direct supervision of the
Ministrul Apararii."
"Oh Estovakia. I weep for you," the Crown Prince sighed, a sentiment the entirety of Strigon squadron had been feeling for some time now.
"Royalty, can we just listen to him so we can go home?" a skinny sixteen year old boy asked Irfan.
"Planehaxx is right, dear. Please?" Mariutza added to give support to the plea of Anton Ionescu, player ID Planehaxx, current third highest ranked Tracers in the Sky professional gamer and member of Team Estovakia for the second Tracers in the Sky World Tournament.
"Tsk. Very well, this Crown Prince shall deign to listen to this...this shameful dreg of the merchant class."
"...Project Immortal Wasps," Sergeant Major Rosu started to explain with gritted teeth, "is a never before seen melding of civilian and military in Estovakia. Using military hardware in the form of fighter planes, ordnance and tried and tested drone and remote control technology, and civilian software and hardware in the form of
Blue Box flight simulators, Anea Mobile's cellular network, the software of Welewe Game Studio's Tracers in the Sky and the expertise of gamers, we aim to allow Estovakia to fly a never before seen number of fighter planes in defense of her own territory, and give aerial combat experience to a never before seen amount of patriotic civilian militia and Air Force cadets from the comfort and safety of air-conditioned classrooms, bedrooms, and office rooms."
"Sergent Major Rosu! I am Capitan Comandor Toscha Mijasik, Strigon Squadron!" the leader of Strigon Squadron suddenly spoke up as he strode forward, in the process surprising three of four members of Team Estovakia who were unaware of the identities of the soldiers seated a few rows behind them and making Sergent Major Rosu stand up straight. "Disregarding the fact we have not been informed about Project Immortal Wasps and that someone of your rank has jumped over the head of the General Maior of the Estovakian Air Force, what is this nonsense about civilian militia getting to fly remote controlled fighters and a never seen before amount of flying fighter planes?!"
"Capitan Comandor! I intend to tap into the huge player base of Tracers in the Sky to alleviate the shortage of pilots and advanced fighter planes and protect the pilots of the Estovakian Air Force, sir! And to demonstrate the proof of concept we will have the Team Estovakia from the latest Tracers in the Sky World Tournament fly a squadron, sir!"
"Advanced fighter planes? Thus implying we civilians will remote control outdated fighters, never mind that Tracers in the Sky only gives us gamers an approximation of an airplane's take off and landing." Crown Prince Irfan noted in a loud voice before Mijasik managed to respond to the earlier statement.
"You seem confident you professional gamers can fly a fighter jet that is already flying in the air," Capitan Comandor Mijasik asked, slightly peeved at the interruption by the teenager.
"Give us a day of practice with the rig and an already flying fighter plane, and we will be performing in real life as well as we perform in game," the Crown Prince answered in a confident manner. "Now answer me, Sergent Major Rosu. How do you solve the take off and landing problem, and what fighter planes are we supposed to fly mid-air?"
"The take off and landing problem is already long solved by drone technology ever since the Usean coup d'etat. We will simply have the plane auto-pilot itself during the take off and landing. As for the fighter planes, 80 MiG-21's had already been converted for Team Estovakia's sole usage in Project Immortal Wasps. The desired end goal of this project is being able to attack the Alien Flying Battleship with 5000 MiG-21's at the same time!"
Everyone in the room ended up silently staring at the Sergent Major because of Project Immortal Wasp's stated end goal.
"Ugh. Dear Mariutza, remind me to nag father into buying some Anea Mobile shares in the stock market as soon as we get home. It is clear how much money they will make from this project they are blatantly pushing through from behind," Crown Prince Irfan suddenly said after a few moments of silence. "For now, Boomz? Planehaxx? Team huddle with me and Mariutza and let's ignore the future king of pimps with his and Anea Mobile's fantasies. What do we know about the MiG-21 stats other than it's MiGeek's main aircraft? I use the
Phantom most of the time."
And as the professional gamers started discussing the intricacies of the MiG-21, Capitan Comandor Mijasik started ripping into Sergent Major Rosu's fantastical end goal for Project Immortal Wasps in an attempt to salvage something usable immediately.
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So, what do you think
@huhYeahGoodPoint? Canon?