A History Lesson
"Well Mikey boy, grab some popcorn and let me explain for the next...Three and a half hours." The retired Tempestor shot you a look, before sitting down in his favorite chair and waiting for you to explain. You started with how his ancestor, Abraham van Helsing kicked your ass. Say what you will, but even you had to admit the bastard had balls to stand up to Count Dracula.

Then you went into detail about you and Arthur, Michael seemed nonplussed by the fact one of his ancestors had a vampire as a pet. Continuing on, you kept explaining everything in great detail, from the Vlad Age all the way to the time you spent as a therapist. That was...Surprisingly nice, considering all the stuff you've been through at that point. After that, you kind of drifted into telling him funny stories about Integra. Like that time you brought Seras home, and then proceeded to paint the walls a shade of bloody red when you got home.

Good times!

"...And now that Integra is gone, you and your bloodline are my new masters...Should you pass my tests, of course." Michael was about to protest, until you raised a hand to keep him quiet. "And said tests will happen whether you like it or not, and if none of your bloodline prove worthy, then I'll go about the galaxy in my own murder party for the hell of it!"

Michael was quiet for a moment, before taking a drink from a flask he pulled out from his coat. "Normally, I'd jump at the first sign to do anything worthwhile, but the High Lords want to keep me around for 'Morale'." He spat, before calling up someone else. "But my two eldest, my son and daughter are in the Inquisition, you can go with them."

As you were thinking about what this would be like, two younger looking individuals came into the room. The first was tall, dark, and handsome, chiseled and scarred features. He was wearing heavy steel and silver armor, and a heavy mace looking device was strapped to his waist. His hair was similar to Integra's, with the occasional streak of silver. A hardened blue eye stared at you, as his other was covered by an eye patch.

His sister on the other hand, was dressed more like a librarian. Long scarlet robes, golden hair done up in an up-do style. But there was something off about her, the smell of blood and gunpowder surrounding her. While she looked younger than the military looking brother, the sister still held an air of refined skill and dangerous air about her. Besides that, she wore a pair of circular rimmed glasses.

The brother introduced himself first, his voice polite and somewhat soft spoken. "Suffering Marshal Juste Hellsing, part of the Silver Warhawks Retinue." He bowed his head, and you thanked him for introducing himself.

"Lady Inquisitor Maria Hellsing, Warden of the Rift, and Commander of the Silver Warhawks." The way she spoke sent a chill up your spine, it was warm, not like Integra's cold calmness. For some reason she scared you, as if hell would open up should she ever be truly angry...That and seeing one of Integra's Great to the Nth Grandchildren smiling scared you.

But now that you've met the eldest in the family, what should you do?

...

[] Test them...
-[] How?

[] Write In...

=][= INQUISITION NOTICE =][=
///THERE WILL BE QUESTIONS, AFTER WE TEST THE HELLSING HEIRS WE CAN HAVE AN 'ASK THE EMPEROR STORY' IF YOU'D LIKE.
 
[x] Test Them...
-[x] Inform them that you will be watching them in the coming days, the old man can fill them in if they're curious.
-[x] First test is a test of Character. As they go about their day, they will find something of (relatively) mild value but extreme lack of practical, historical, or even spiritual importance had been broken. They will come across one of their leading/head servants (hypnotized) beating to death a young, scared, waif of a girl in serving clothes (you as Lolicard). If they intervene on behalf of the woman, valuing human life as worth more than some unimportant bauble, then they pass this test.
-[x] The second test will be a test of Valour. You will, with the assistance of your Dark Elf posse, stage an attack on their estate. The Custodes and local guard will be informed beforehand not to intervene, the former as Alucard, the latter disguised as an agent of the Inquisition. The intent is not to see if they can win, but how they react to insurmountable odds arrayed against them when they have no army, no money, nothing but pure Grit and a pistol to defend themselves. Arrange things with the Old Man to ensure that the two are cut off from their support and have to stand on their own two feet.
-[x] The third, and final, test will be a test of Will. They will be hypnotized. We will subject them to every kinky fantasy and depraved hallucination we can think of, every violent outburst and revel of bloodshed, every maddening ambition and crazed scheme, every stifling complacency and resistance to change. If, and only if, they can emerge from these visions with their sanity in tact (or even better, break free of their own will) do they pass.
 
[X] Plan Alucard Testing


[x] Test Them...
-[x] Inform them that you will be watching them in the coming days, the old man can fill them in if they're curious.
-[x] First test is a test of Character. As they go about their day, they will find something of (relatively) mild value but extreme lack of practical, historical, or even spiritual importance had been broken. They will come across one of their leading/head servants (hypnotized) beating to death a young, scared, waif of a girl in serving clothes (you as Lolicard). If they intervene on behalf of the woman, valuing human life as worth more than some unimportant bauble, then they pass this test.
-[x] The second test will be a test of Valour. You will, with the assistance of your Dark Elf posse, stage an attack on their estate. The Custodes and local guard will be informed beforehand not to intervene, the former as Alucard, the latter disguised as an agent of the Inquisition. The intent is not to see if they can win, but how they react to insurmountable odds arrayed against them when they have no army, no money, nothing but pure Grit and a pistol to defend themselves. Arrange things with the Old Man to ensure that the two are cut off from their support and have to stand on their own two feet.
-[x] The third test will be a test of Will. They will be hypnotized. We will subject them to every kinky fantasy and depraved hallucination we can think of, every violent outburst and revel of bloodshed, every maddening ambition and crazed scheme, every stifling complacency and resistance to change. If, and only if, they can emerge from these visions with their sanity in tact (or even better, break free of their own will) do they pass
-[X] The final test is for them to join you on a week long enthusiastic walk and come out alive and sane at the end.



Added the week long enthusiastic walk bit as the final test.
 
[X] Plan Alucard Testing

After this they should be ready to stare at the dark gods and piss in their eyes after spitting in their faces and walk away intact.
 
[X] Plan Alucard Testing

They will need all of there skills, fortitude, all of the stubbornness and adaptation of humanity to pass these tests, may the big-E have mercy on there souls.
 
Also guys, I think when we go for the walk we finish it by taking them to meet big e himself and tell him about our week/time doing fuckery!

Also full elderitch horror on the hive, go full blown vampiric asshole Vald the mother fucking Impaler on it along with whatever elderitch crap we unleash.
 
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