"Oh to Hell with this place," You say, stretching your nonexistent muscles. "Adam Jr, Seras, Hesperax, Edge-Lady, do you know any elf boys or girls who would be interested in oh I don't know..." Doing an on point dramatic pause, you mimic the appearance of thinking before continuing. "...Going on a road trip to Earth?" Aesdra seemed to be utterly confused, Khan was busy cutting off stray hairs with his makeshift sword, and Lelith was talking with Seras.
After a few moments of waiting, Lelith began taking steps towards you. "I might know of a few, if you'd like to invite more than one partner." Oooooh ho ho ho, now you're feeling it.
Sweeping her up in a hug, you were really happy for a few moments. "Lelith darling I could just kiss you!" A few moments into the hug, you felt (and heard) the sound of your nethers being stabbed. Doing a double take and and maybe a calming breath or two, you calmly began to re-enact that scene in one of your favorite movies.
"Is there a knife in my-"
"Yes, now let me go." While you were hoping she'd at least let you finish, it seems that she's going to be the one wearing the pants here. Not that you didn't mind, you just wanted a ride home...
And maybe a bit more...
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Lelith had lead you and the gang to a large shipyard, or what looked to be one in this crack den of a city. Even their ships had edge, which was a bit stupid. Oh what are they going to do? Run them over in a plane? But that wasn't important, as a large group of very...lovely dressed knife-ears appeared. Some with wings, others with an appendage with a blade, you were more excited than Michael Bay in an Explosions Show.
Your new friend spoke to them in the crack-tongue you've heard before, when you woke up. In the mean time, you were picking at a few parts of your body that still felt fresh and itchy. Seras was busy talking with Aesdra, and Pip finally showed up. That...Now that was a surprise, you thought he died in the battle of Britain.
Aesdra seemed surprised as well, jumping nearly a few feet in the air. Jaghatai nearly took a sword to Seras, but after firing Casull in the air everyone seemed to calm down.
Hesperax returned, giving you a smile. "Our allies are willing, now, are you ready to cause some mayhem?" Oh, now she's talking about real fun! You thought this would never happen, and now it is. After turning to your new lackeys, you noticed that they were wearing red and black. Ah, all men like you need an army of lackeys with class like yours.
Could do without the flayed skin and spikes though...
Thinking of a good speech, you get the attention of your new crew. "Attention, Adam Jr., Seras, Edge-Lady, Hesperax, and Knife Ears everywhere!" You bellowed, smiling. "Today we're going on a road trip, to fuck with Adam Nathema!" A chorus of cheers rose from them, and you were ready to go, until Lelith stopped you.
Raising an eyebrow towards her, she spoke. "Aren't you going to name your Kabal...Archon?" Oooooh, now this is going to be perfect. Your own road trip and complementary roadies!
Now what to call yourselves?
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[] Name them the...
-[] Kabal Of The...
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Now that you were on board a ship full of alien wine, beer, and whatever else, you were ready to kick back and relax. Maybe have a bit of a snort of the local cuisine, or read a magazine.
You're the boss here, now where to go...
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[] Ask...
-[] Jaghatai, he's pretty knowledgeable.
-[] Lelith or Aesdra, they know the best spots to party.
-[] Seras, trust your kid protege
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